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That was a strong
windstorm last night, huh?
I've seen worse.
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Windstorm of '85.
Remember that?
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Moved the whole town
five feet to the left.
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Every day a little
bit crazier.
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I'm just trying
to top her story.
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That wasn't a story,
that was a remark.
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Topsies. Stamped it, locked it,
stuck it in my pocket.
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You are a freak,
you know that?
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I knew a freak
once that-- Stop topping.
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Hey, where's your F and E?
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Hank, this is a
family restaurant.
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No. Where's your F and E?
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Where's my F and E?
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I think we'll eat
somewhere else. Oh, no.
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No, no, don't leave. I wasn't
cursing, I was talking about--
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No.
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Aw, sh--
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Hank's in my
parking spot again.
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Well, first of all, you
don't have a parking spot.
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Second of all, parking spots
are for valued customers.
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Wait, why do you have
a parking spot?
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I'm your best buddy.
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Guess there's some
value to that.
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He doesn't even work here
and he has a parking spot.
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You don't do any work here
and you get a cheque.
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Me? The only stain on your
work shirt is from relish.
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I'm sick of being taken
for granted. And I'm
sick of my wobbly stool.
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You should see Doc
Russell about that.
Hilarious.
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No, I'm serious. He's also a
carpenter. He makes stools.
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Well, I don't want a new one,
I just want this one fixed.
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Look at it. It's like I'm
riding a mechanical bull,
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except I'm not wearing
a halter top.
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It was in the '80s,
I was trying new things, I...
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Look, I just want
a non-wobbly stool.
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Is that too much to ask?
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Ah, the wind wouldn't of
blown 'em any further than this.
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Someone obviously
took 'em.
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Maybe you should put out
an APB on the F and E.
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That's a lotta paperwork.
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That was just a
little letter humour.
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You sure you want
those letters back?
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Now would be a
good opportunity for you
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to spell something
different,
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like cake, cash, carrots.
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Can't.
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You'd put up can't ?
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No. I mean I won't.
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Why would people stop
for won't? I wouldn't.
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Just find the letters, please.
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Karen, taste this.
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What does it taste like?
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Jam.
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Good. I want you to
judge a jam contest.
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Why can't you do it?
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I bit my tongue.
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Ten bucks if you can stop
it with your tongue.
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Easy money.
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What is with this town
and contests?
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It's easy.
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You just taste the jams and
then declare Emma the winner.
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So you want me to be impartial,
but give Emma the prize?
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Yeah. Well, she's won the
contest 15 years in a row.
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Her jam's the best.
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Knock on her door and give
her the prize. Your contest
is a waste of time.
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Are you judging me?
A little.
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Good. Use that.
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And then declare
Emma the winner.
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What's this?
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A list of demands for
better working conditions.
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"Extended vacation time,
permanent parking spot,
a sturdier stool."
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You make this sound
like a sweat shop.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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I do wear deodorant.
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Hey, what about the benefits
of working here, huh?
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Number one...
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It's indoors, so when it rains
you don't get wet. You know?
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You have full access to
magazines, unfettered...
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There's a window. Need I go on?
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Yes. Unfettered horizon is not
on my list of demands.
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All right. To show you I am
a just and fair boss,
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I'm gonna fix your stool.
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There ya go, one de-wobblified
stool. Who's the man?
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Seriously, what kinda deodorant?
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Because that's not
gettin' it done.
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We're lookin' for a
couple lost letters.
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You seen 'em?
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I think I saw that
one last night.
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Really? Where?
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Did you see that?
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What, the F? Yeah.
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Now, are you sure it was
an F and not a broken E?
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Coulda been.
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This case just got a
lot more complicated.
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Now who died?
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Nobody.
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Just gettin' dressed up for
when you win the jam contest.
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Oh, Oscar, it's never
a sure thing.
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At least it wasn't before
I started entering.
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You've had quite
the run, my dear.
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Well, we have.
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Well, maybe I'll actually make
it into the picture this year.
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Hmpf. Good luck.
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Wanda, you wanna get that?
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Wanda?
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Res-ti-tu-tion.
Re-mun-er-ation.
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I demand
in-demni-fication.
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Wow, you do a lotta
crosswords, huh?
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If you're gonna strike, you may
wanna trim a couple syllables.
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So my voice is finally
being heard?
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Actually, all I'm hearin'
is the gas bell.
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You wanna move your one-man
parade 10 feet to the left?
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I may be moved,
but I will not be silenced.
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Nobody's listenin'
to ya, anyway.
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Your chant doesn't
even rhyme.
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No more service, no more gas,
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while Brent sits around
scratchin' his--
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That's enough chanting.
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Hey, you kids!
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Get the F off my lawn!
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Lacey, what I'm about
to show you may be disturbing.
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Is that your F?
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No.
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Of course it's my F.
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Why did you have
a sheet over it?
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A little drama.
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Wow, look at all this jam.
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Mm, that's good,
I like that one.
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Whoa! Hey, whaddaya doin'?
Those are for the judge.
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I am the judge.
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What kind of experience
do you have tasting jam?
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I'm a cop. Whaddaya think
my doughnuts are filled with?
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Jelly.
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Oh. Right.
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Well, it doesn't matter
who's judgin', anyway.
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Emma's gonna win.
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Oh, Oscar.
You may be right.
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Well, that was easy.
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The winner is...
Myrtle's jam!
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I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
You weren't even close.
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No, the winner is Emma,
with Jam #3.
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Mine's not Jam #3.
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Oh, what difference
does it make? Ya won.
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Come and get a picture
of me and the missus.
Don't crowd me, woman.
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I think she's saying
I didn't win.
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You aren't saying
that, are ya?
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Yeah. The winner is...
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Helen Jensen? Who's that?
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Oh. The winner is Fitzy's
grandma, Helen, apparently.
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I've always believed
in you, Helen.
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You're not getting
in the picture.
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Ah, dammit.
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Hi. Yeah, I'm looking for an E.
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I'm all outta Es.
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Maybe you heard, there was
a big windstorm the other day?
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Are you sure you
don't have an E?
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I'll check.
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Hey, Lou, we got any Es left?
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What, after the windstorm?
Yeah, that's what I said.
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Oh, wait. What about an M?
I could put it on its side.
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That's clever.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, but I got no Ms.
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Oh! What about a W?
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Ah, a W's an M upside down.
Lady, you're a genius.
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All things being relative.
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Thank you. Thank you
for your support.
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Get out of the way.
I need some gas.
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I think it's very gutsy
what you're doin'.
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You do? Thanks, Hank.
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See? A little support.
Would that hurt?
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Sittin' there on your
cozy leather seats,
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listenin' to your--
Pardon me.
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Listenin' to your radio,
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suckin' on coffee bought from
some Third World warlord
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while the labourers
struggle to--
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Fill 'er up?
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What are you doing?
No, I'm listenin' to you.
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Very inspirational. Out here
takin' it on the chin
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for the common man.
Check the oil?
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Hank, when you're done that,
you wanna clean the stockroom?
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You got it, boss.
You hired a scab.
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You mean I get
paid for this?
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Way to go. Now I gotta pay him.
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I'm sorry, Karen.
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I looked all over for it,
but I just can't find it.
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Find what?
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Your sense of taste.
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Take that sandwich
in front of ya.
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It might as well be an old sock
filled with racoon poop,
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and then you could give it
first prize in a poop tasting
contest.
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It wouldn't surprise me if this
town had poop tasting contest.
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Look, I only picked whatever
jam I thought was best.
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Oh, Karen, everybody knows that
Emma's jam is the best jam.
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If I'd been judging
the jam contest,
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I would have picked
Emma's jam for sure.
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00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,371
Atta girl, Lacey.
I've always liked you,
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even though you are a few
letters short of a café.
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Karen, you did what
you thought was best.
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Sure, I won the jam contest
for 15 years in a row,
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but it had to come to an end
and it's okay with me.
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Thank you, Emma.
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00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:24,657
Thank you, Karen, for turnin'
my wife into a loser.
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How does that look?
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A little more to the left.
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Hey, Zorba, when did The Ruby
turn into a Greek restaurant?
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Uh, right after
Hank took your job?
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You corporate fat cats
are all the same.
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Hey, check it out. It's
a Caf Sigma sorority house.
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Panty raid.
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Okay, take it down.
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But I just moved it.
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Take it down before my
customers' panties get raided.
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Boys!
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Mmm-mm, this is delicious.
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I don't care what anyone says,
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you'll always be the
Queen of Jam to me.
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Thank you.
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Fifteen years.
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We had quite a run,
didn't we, kid?
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That's what I think.
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Time to move on.
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Time for...
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someone else to take
their moment in the sun.
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Another person who will
shine in the community,
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instead of me.
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You know you're missing
the dish rack, right?
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Good for them.
235
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,944
So how many hours do you
think I'll have to work
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before I can buy an iPod?
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2,050.
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Whoooo.
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00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,652
How many days is that?
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Hm, I'm not sure.
Why don't you figure it out
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while you're cleanin'
the cooler?
242
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,358
Sure. Where's the
cleaning stuff?
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00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,461
Hm, I'm not sure.
244
00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,797
Hey, where's the
cleaning stuff?
245
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Suck an egg, Baldy!
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She says she doesn't know.
247
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:18,003
Maybe you should start
with the inventory.
248
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:22,174
Yeah, okay. Where do
you keep the sheet with
the list of supplies?
249
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,310
Good question.
250
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:26,979
Yo, inventory sheets?
251
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,150
Maybe just do the windows.
252
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,085
Cleaning stuff?
253
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,954
Right.
254
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,092
Yeah, maybe just
take a break.
255
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,968
Hey, Emma.
256
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:52,338
I thought we'd use paper
plates from now on.
257
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,807
I thought it'd be fun,
like camping.
258
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,642
That's not necessary.
259
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,911
Sorry about the dishes.
260
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,747
I guess the jam contest
did kinda get to me,
261
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:05,351
but I'm fine now,
perfectly fine.
262
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,055
Totally understandable,
my dear.
263
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:13,392
After all, it's jam.
264
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,473
Oh, my God.
265
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,409
I've married Cujo.
266
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,679
Hey, Wanda, when you get
Brent's rugs cleaned,
267
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,615
do you pay for all of it
yourself or just half?
268
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,484
You clean his rugs?
269
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:42,288
You schmuck. What else
has he got you doing?
270
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,356
Typical gas station stuff.
271
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:45,858
Oh, yeah.
272
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,793
Get in there,
don't be shy.
273
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,328
Okay, now don't move.
274
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:53,032
You won't hit me in
the eye again, are ya?
Only if ya move.
275
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,800
Marco?
276
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,636
You have to say it.
No, I don't.
277
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,804
Ah!
278
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,673
You don't have
to take this.
279
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,876
Tell him to wrap his rug
around his stick and cram it.
280
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:06,645
Oh, man, I wish
I had your guts.
281
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:09,114
Oh, I should get
Marco? back to work.
282
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,286
Excuse me. Are you
the owner of this caf?
283
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:17,523
Oh, look, I already told your
manager I'm not gonna pay ya
284
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,692
until you learn how to
throw a paper.
285
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,127
No, I think I know
where your E is.
286
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,136
What the--
287
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,842
I was hopin' you
wouldn't see that.
Oh!
288
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,377
Davis!
289
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,914
Nice joke, Davis. Ya had me
looking all over town for an E
290
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,850
when it was here all along?
Oh, I didn't steal it.
291
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:48,053
You just seemed so upset,
so I made ya a new one.
292
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,555
Mm-hmm, nice try.
293
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,991
I think I'm gonna
take my new E back.
294
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:54,593
You should be embarrassed,
with a capital E.
295
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,400
Could I have a hand
here, please?
296
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,673
Marco?
297
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,441
Who's Marco?
298
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,310
Ow!
299
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,246
Oh, sorry. Thought
you were Hank.
300
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:17,349
Hank's out there.
301
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,118
Gimme an S! S!
302
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,553
T! Gimme a T!
303
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,822
Gimme a V!
304
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,692
What are we spelling?
305
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:30,062
We're supposed to
spell somethin'?
306
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,665
Hey, guys, guess what?
I found my E.
307
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,034
It got me out
of a real ja--
Pickle.
308
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,568
Uh, bind,
309
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,070
uh, conundrum.
310
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,672
Not what I was gonna say.
311
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,273
Hey, guys.
Don't take Wertz Road.
312
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,776
They're paving, so
there's a traffic ja--
Block up,
313
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,911
uh, clog, uh, congestion.
314
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,314
Excuse me. I have
to wash my hands.
315
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,717
Okay, my sweet.
316
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:55,321
Oscar, what's with
the word blurts?
317
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,790
I don't want anyone
saying jam around Emma,
318
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,992
not since Karen turned
her into a psycho.
319
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,394
Uh, yeah. I turned
her into a psycho?
320
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,964
She went gaga the day
she said "I do."
321
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:08,467
Please, change your mind.
Say ya picked the wrong jam.
322
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,669
Declare a mm-mis-taste.
323
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:13,238
My life is in danger.
324
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,607
She seems fine to me.
Oscar?
325
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,676
Please help me.
326
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,245
I'm afraid to go
to sleep at night.
327
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,148
Okay, then, you take care.
328
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:25,250
Remember not to say jam.
329
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,420
Jamma, jammy, jam-jam.
330
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,961
Emma did this?
331
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,464
Yeah. Right after you
turned her into a psycho.
332
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,100
I know if I had been
judging the jam contest--
333
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,102
All right, all right.
334
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,708
You the one missin' the E?
335
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,144
Not anymore. I found it.
336
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,179
Then what's this?
337
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,448
My E!
338
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:57,983
Where did you find that?
339
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:01,220
On toppa my chickens. By the
way, ya owe me two chickens.
340
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,355
Whoa. That is not my fault.
341
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,758
There was a windstorm.
And six eggs.
342
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,160
Now help me unload
this chicken killer.
343
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,163
Uh-uh. I don't need it anymore.
I have a replacement E.
344
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,332
What am I supposed
to do with it?
345
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,734
Well, I don't know.
Take it to the dump?
346
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,302
Now ya tell me.
347
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:20,839
I coulda saved a trip when
I was droppin' off the chickens.
348
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,676
Go on, try them.
349
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,112
I picked the best
jam and I know it.
350
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,482
Are you trying to get us killed?
Fine, I will.
351
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,585
I don't even care
about this contest.
352
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,657
Mm.
353
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,630
This one's better.
354
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,332
Ha! I knew it!
That's the jam I picked.
355
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,536
Yes, but the recipe
seems awfully familiar.
356
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,905
Doesn't it, Helen?
357
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,444
Fine. I did use her recipe.
358
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,113
I was sick of Emma
winning all the time.
359
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,882
Year after year of seeing
Emma wedged behind Oscar
360
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,517
in the Howler.
361
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,486
Take me away.
362
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:11,356
Um, it's a jam contest.
363
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,393
Well, if it's your recipe,
then you won!
364
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:17,296
Someone get a shot of this.
Oh.
365
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,204
Ahem, Davis.
366
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:30,109
Look, I'm sorry for thinking
that you stole my E.
367
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,411
And there's no reason
to apologize.
368
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,946
Well, why would
I apologize?
369
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:37,616
Don't worry about it. I want to
invite you over to The Ruby
370
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,619
so that you can see your E
in all its glory.
371
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,355
There's no E on your roof.
372
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,158
But there is
one in friend.
373
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,436
I'm so sorry.
374
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,005
Oh, that's okay.
Mop's in the back, kid.
375
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,874
He's not mopping it up.
376
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,775
Be good for him,
builds character.
377
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,577
I don't think so.
378
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:08,380
Come on. Hey, you know anything
about clogged toilets?
379
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:11,517
He's got those skinny arms;
he could get right up there.
380
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,019
Fine.
381
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,355
I'm just sayin'
let's be reasonable
382
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,123
and settle this like adults.
383
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,127
And with less spitting.
384
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:25,164
Here's a list of
my demands.
385
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:27,900
Okay.
386
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,835
Item one. Hmm.
387
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,370
That's it, we walk!
388
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,871
We're so outtie!
389
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,907
All I said was "Hmm."
390
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:39,845
It's not that you said, "Hmm,"
it's the way you said "Hmm."
391
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,547
All right.
392
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,283
I-I promise I won't say
that sound anymore.
393
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:45,784
Fine.
394
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,353
All right, item two.
395
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:49,988
Aw, come on!
396
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:52,157
What? It's just this
item number two:
397
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,093
"Wanda Dollard will no longer
be required to stock shelves
398
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,962
or ring in customers."
399
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,797
You see, that could
be problematic,
400
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,933
what with that bein'
the whole job.
401
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:03,802
Hm.
That's it, I walk.
402
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,404
All right.
403
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,372
I'll stock the stupid shelves
404
00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,274
and I'll ring in
the stupid customers.
405
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,910
But I want my stool fixed
and a parking spot.
406
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,645
Deal.
Oh, hold on.
407
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:16,081
I got of list
of demands too.
408
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:23,055
I can't hit you with a broom
anymore? I don't know.
409
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,123
That's it, I walk.
410
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,695
See ya at the bar later?
411
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,763
Sure, yeah.
412
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,866
Can I hit him with the broom?
413
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,668
Deal.
414
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,106
Okay, how's that?
415
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:44,376
Oh, it's smaller than
all the other letters.
416
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,445
Well, I could take
the other letters,
417
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,313
move them back
so they seem smaller.
418
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,915
No.
419
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,850
Well, I could move
this one forward.
420
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,385
No.
421
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,787
Oh, what am I
gonna do now?
422
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,624
Here's a thought.
423
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,396
Can I help you
find something?
424
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:06,832
I'm looking
for an effin' E.
425
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,367
Hey, easy lady.
426
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,135
This is a family junkyard.
427
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:13,472
I think we'll take our
junk somewhere else.
428
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,574
Sorry.
429
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,912
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433
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:47,439
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
434
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,408
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435
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:53,078
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