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Yarbe waved hi
to you, Wanda.
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Yarbe?
That's what I named him.
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You know where that
name came from?
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An underdeveloped brain?
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Ha ha.
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See? Yarbe liked it.
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I pressed the
wrong button.
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You suck.
There we go.
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Aw, cool. Robot. Jealous me.
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You become more like a
12-year-old girl every day.
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I get like that around robots.
I always wanted a robot.
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I love robots.
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Robots are the best. Robot.
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You know, I briefly studied
animatronic engineering
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in a technical institute.
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Yeah, yeah. We're talkin'
robots here, okay?
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Where'd ya get him?
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Bought him on eBay.
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Hi. I'm Sergeant Quinton,
Senior Police Officer.
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Your fly is down.
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What?
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Got you.
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Isn't technology awesome?
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Yeah. And your fly
really is down.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Get back! Bees! Bees!
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Thieves?
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Bees!
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Peas?
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Bees!
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Cheese?
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Bees!
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I know. I'm just
messin' with ya.
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Don't worry, we'll get
rid of these fleas.
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Bees!
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What's up? Wanda finally snap
and kill Hank?
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We all saw this comin'.
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There's a hive of--
oh, whatever,
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it's stingy bugs,
right up there.
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Heh, probably bees.
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Well, no need to panic.
I know how to get rid of them.
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Hey, Wanda, I just saw a
couple of bees outside,
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so you have to be careful.
Do you have your EpiPen?
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I'm not allergic to bees.
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Then have I got
a job for you.
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Okay, what can I get ya?
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Ladies first.
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Since when--
Blew your chance,
gotta be ready.
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I'll have a chili cheese dog.
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Oh, big surprise.
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Shouldn't be.
I have one every day.
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I was being sarcastic.
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You were?
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Why don't you try somethin'
different for once?
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Are you still
being sarcastic?
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You know, I've got
a big, full menu.
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He really only likes
my cooking, Lacey.
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I'm not fussy, or buckety.
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When you were a baby, you
wouldn't eat your Pablum
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unless I put gravy on it.
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But I didn't care
kinda gravy.
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Try the Chicken Kiev.
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He doesn't like that
fancy foreign food
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with all the spices
and kievs on it.
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He's delicate.
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I am not delicate.
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In fact, I will have a
bowl of this Chicken Kiev
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you're always
goin' on about.
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This is first time
I've mentioned it, and it
doesn't come in a bowl.
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Doesn't the gravy
drip off the plate?
There is no gravy.
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Chicken without gravy?
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This keeps gettin' weirder.
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Get rid of those bees.
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Yeah, I know. I'm reading
this book on how to do it.
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Step one, phone
an exterminator.
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Step two, explain to Oscar
how a cordless phone works.
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Do it yourself and
pocket the money.
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All you need is a broom
and a car.
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That's how I did it.
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Oh! Oh! Aaa-aah!
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Just remember to
roll up the window.
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Hm. It's, uh...
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Bland? No.
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Delicious?
No.
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Repulsive?
It's interesting.
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What does that mean?
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It means it's of interest.
I mean there's chicken.
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I like the fried element to it,
a big fan of fried.
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But then some kinda goop
oozed out of it.
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Not a big fan of goop.
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That goop is butter.
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Ooo, big fan of butter.
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Chicken stuffed with butter,
that's just gross,
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and unhealthy.
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Ooo, big fan of unhealthy.
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The verdict's in. I likes it.
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Ah-ha.
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What does he likes,
I mean like?
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My Chicken Kiev.
He's a big fan.
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He's just a fan of fried goop.
Get over yourself.
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Brent had something other
than a chili cheese dog? Wow.
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Okay, hook me up with
this Chicken Diaz.
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You gotta have it.
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It's like an angel
crapped on your plate.
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I hate to brag, but I
just bought the robot
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to end all robots on eBay.
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I'll give ya a hint. R2...
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Uh-huh?
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D2. Uh-huh?
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R2-D2.
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Cool. You got an R2-D2?
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Not an R2-D2, the R2-D2,
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from a little movie
called The Star Wars .
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It's just Star Wars .
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Yeah. But originally
it was called--
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I don't wanna get
into this again.
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The point is, this is
gonna be all mine.
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Wow.
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Only paid $700.
They wanted 60.
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I was the only bidder, but I
didn't wanna take any chances.
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This is so awesome.
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When R2 gets here, you, me,
R2, and Yarbe can hang out.
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Movies, dinners.
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Plus these little robots
are chick magnets.
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They're gonna
be all over us.
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Yeah, and the robots.
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Trying the Chicken
Kiev, I see?
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You gotta admit,
it's pretty good.
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That's what I've heard.
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Sorry, I can't hear you over the
sound of my arteries clogging.
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Oh, come on, Emma, you
should be happy for Brent.
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He's exploring a whole
new world of cuisine,
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you know, besides meatloaf or
macaroni and cheese
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or tuna casserole or
tuna loaf with cheese
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and meat casserole.
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You're playing fast and loose
with Brent's taste buds.
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This is a dangerous game,
Lacey, a dangerous game.
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Have you been drinking?
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Mm, a little cough
syrup this morning.
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I'm-I'm fighting a cold.
Knock out the cobwebs.
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Mm, let's see, what
should I try today?
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I can order anything
off this menu.
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I think I will try the
penne with vegetables
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in a white wine cream sauce.
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And for dessert, oh what the
hell, I'll try the fish cakes.
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That's more of an
appetizer thing.
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Hm. Maybe I'll start
with them, then.
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Wine sauce and fish cakes.
It's a brave new world.
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Hey, Karen, look what
I bought on eBay?
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A picture of R2-D2?
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No. The actual R2-D2 from
the movie Star Wars . See?
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For how much?
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Only $1,500.
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I thought you
bought it for $700?
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Okay, $2,000,
insurance included.
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The actual R2-D2 would cost
like a kajillion dollars.
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$3,500. And, uh, Karen,
it says here,
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"Authentic. Not a rip off."
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Hank didn't get ripped off when
he bought his robot on eBay.
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It's true. Although the
batteries were supposed
to be included.
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Make sure the batteries
are included, Davis.
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Yep, it says they are.
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So you're good to go, then.
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Come on, get stung already.
Hit it with a pitchfork.
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I gotta find out what
kinda bees these are.
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It's just a simple matter
of cross-referencing
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the structure of the thorax
with the pattern on the abdomen.
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If they'd stop squirmin'
around for two seconds!
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All right, I'm gonna get
things started here.
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Don't throw a rock.
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I wanna save the hive and
make some cash off the honey.
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See, you look at the
situation as a problem.
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I look at the situation
as an opportunity,
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and that's where we're--oh!
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Oh!
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Here we go.
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This is what I paid to see.
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Whoa! No, no! C'mon!
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Bees one,
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Wanda zero.
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Are you cutting a hole
in the trunk for R2-D2?
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He can ride with us.
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GPS, don't need
it anymore. R2-D2.
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Phones, don't need 'em. R2-D2.
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We can send holographic
messages to each other.
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When would we ever
need to do that?
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Davis, you're my only hope.
I need to borrow your stapler.
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Davis, you're my only hope.
I need to borrow your stapler.
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Hypothetically speaking,
if I wanted to transfer,
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where are the forms?
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What you lacked in presentation
you made up for in taste.
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So you liked it?
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I liked the idea of it.
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Don't get me wrong,
I like sauce, but the pasta
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I noticed that right away.
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And the vegetables were like,
"What are we doin' in here?
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"Did somebody make a mistake
and miss the garbage can
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and toss us into this
unfortunate excuse for
a pasta dish instead?"
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I'm saying the vegetables
were a mistake.
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I heard what the
vegetables said,
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I mean what you said they said.
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So you wouldn't recommend
the penne, Brent?
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Not unless you wanna
torture your taste buds
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or play a cruel joke
on your enemies.
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Anyway, thanks for lunch.
See ya later, Lacey.
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I'm not gonna say
I told you so.
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Karen?
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She told you so.
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Goin' to a wedding?
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For your information,
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this is the proper way
to get rid of a hive.
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I plan to gently wrap a bag
around it
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and then transfer it
to a box apiary hive,
220
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and then transfer
the honey into money.
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Too complicated.
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Oscar, don't!
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I hit the hive,
we run for the car,
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motor's running, boom,
we're outta here.
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Just let me take care of it.
Too late!
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Well, get rid of it!
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Whoa-oh-ho-ho.
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What'd you do that for?
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I panicked.
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But in hindsight,
I'm happy with my decision.
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It's here. It's here.
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R2-D2's in that box.
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Well, open it.
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I can't. I'm too excited
to open it.
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Okay, I'll open it.
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No, I'll open it.
237
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,331
No, you open it.
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Davis, it's junk.
239
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Of course it is.
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I have to put R2 together.
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See? Instructions.
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They're written in pencil.
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Look at this.
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A letter of authenticity
signed by Mr. George Lukas.
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And it doesn't bother you
that it's written
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on the back of a pizza box?
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And that Lukas is
spelled with a K?
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He was probably distracted
by how good the pizza was.
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Hey, Fitzy, haven't seen
ya at The Ruby lately.
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00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:56,215
Yeah. I didn't see
anything on Brent's list
that really grabbed me.
251
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,451
What list?
252
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,488
What's with the board?
253
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,957
People are interested in
my thoughts on food
254
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,692
and this just makes it easier.
255
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,730
Oh, I wish I'd seen
that before I ate.
256
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,799
What are you talking about?
You loved your fries.
257
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,901
I don't know.
Did I, Brent?
258
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,503
A little soggy.
259
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,071
Brent!
260
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,811
Got rid of the bees.
261
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:29,348
Miss Beekeeper over here
panicked and threw them
in the car.
262
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,350
And it's still running.
263
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:34,687
This turned out much better
than I could have hoped for.
264
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:36,756
I'm goin' in.
265
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:42,895
Oh, aah, aah, aah!
266
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:45,598
Oh, oh, ow, ow,
aah, aah, aah! Aaah!
267
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,971
That's right,
nowhere to hide!
268
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:57,409
Doesn't anyone in this town
own a video camera?
269
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,482
Hey.
270
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,017
What do you want?
271
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,719
Can't a girl
just say "Hey"?
272
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,621
I guess.
273
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,961
Okay, look, Brent has become
the food critic from hell.
274
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,630
He is ruining my business.
275
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,832
Oh, so you need my he--
276
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,801
my hel--
277
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,303
Come on, Lacey, you
can say it. My hellll-
278
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,839
I need your help. Okay?
I need your help.
279
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,141
Because you were w-wr--
280
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,776
wrooo--
281
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,778
Wrong, I was wrong.
282
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:36,782
And a little m-mi-misssss-
283
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,752
Okay, I don't know
what you're saying.
284
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,253
Misguided.
285
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,155
How was I supposed
to guess that?
286
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,825
I need you to cook a meal
Brent likes that
287
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:49,295
I can put on my menu so people
will start eating here again.
288
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:52,798
Ah. Who woulda thought that my
humble macaroni and cheese
289
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,234
would aa-aaha-haa-aah-
290
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,002
Okay, enough already.
291
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,938
No, I'm gonna sneeze.
292
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,409
Oh, it went away.
293
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,878
I hate it when that happens.
294
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,218
You're right, it does
have a cute whistle.
295
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,021
I traded my ski boat for
this? Unbelievable.
296
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,901
Cool. That is so awesome.
297
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,569
Let's put it together.
298
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,104
It is together.
299
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,606
Oh.
300
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,140
Well, hm.
301
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,809
Here, this'll make
ya feel better.
302
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,344
Loser.
303
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,845
Oh, sorry, wrong button.
304
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,313
You suck.
305
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,848
No, wait. Hold on.
306
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,350
You suck.
307
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,819
Well, if that's
the way he feels.
308
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,125
This is so embarrassing.
309
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:56,362
People are going to look at me
and say, "There's the cop
310
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,064
"that traded his ski boat for
a garbage can, flashlight,
311
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,566
and slide whistle."
312
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:04,570
The good news is you got
a garbage can you can use
in the dark.
313
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,806
Oh, relax. There's only a few
of us that know about this.
314
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:10,109
Come and meet R2-D2 tomorrow.
315
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:14,246
Get an autograph from
real-life movie star R2-D2.
316
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,248
Yep, there's a
line-up outside.
317
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:17,917
Oh, great.
318
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,654
Maybe I can grow a beard and get
a transfer to a different town.
319
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,290
Or maybe we can just
haul it to the dump.
320
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:28,661
You can say they decided
not to sell it to you and
your ski boat sunk.
321
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:32,131
Yeah. Not bad, Rookie.
322
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,468
All right, let's go. Move fast.
323
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,974
Is that R2-D2?
324
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,976
Nope, nothing
that exciting.
325
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,744
It's just a bomb.
326
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,080
Can we see R2-D2 later?
327
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:49,848
You bet.
328
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,350
Ow!
329
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,452
May the force be with you.
330
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,355
Hmm.
331
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,558
I'm in the mood for an amuse
gueule. What do you recommend?
332
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,660
I recommend you stick to
the English language.
333
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,562
Do you even know
what that means?
334
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:08,067
I heard it on a cooking show,
it sounded fancy, so could you
bring me a couple?
335
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,303
I would, but we're all out.
I do, however, recommend
today's special.
336
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,805
It may amuse you.
337
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,107
Special, huh?
What's so special about it?
338
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,843
What isn't special about it?
339
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,047
It's got red rum on it.
340
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:29,521
I mean bread crumbs. Sorry,
more bread crumbs than red rum.
341
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,325
Like mud on a brick.
342
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,893
What?
343
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,396
Like Mom used to make.
344
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,132
Just like Mom used to make,
is what I said.
345
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,234
Well, we'll see about that.
346
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,840
I'm pumpin' as
Hurry up. fast as I can.
347
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,776
Hey, Davis. How many bullets
you got in your gun?
348
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,244
Thirteen.
349
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,146
We'll need 587 more.
350
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,115
They're not fish in a barrel.
351
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:59,318
I would love to see you blow
600 holes in your car,
352
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,987
but I don't want ya
blowin' any in the hive.
353
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,889
We need something
to put it in.
354
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:06,125
There's nothin' in the
back of the truck.
355
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,060
I didn't say there was.
356
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,595
What's under the blanket?
357
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,130
Just a bomb.
358
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,933
It's not a bomb, it's just some
junk we're takin' to the dump.
359
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,870
Maybe we could use the
bomb to blow up the bees
360
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,305
and then I could finally
turn off my car.
361
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,441
Always thinking.
362
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,246
Is that your R2-D2?
363
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,281
Boy, did they
see you comin'.
364
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,916
What did they soak ya for?
365
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,185
Only $60.
366
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,188
Hang on.
367
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,690
I have a plan.
368
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,265
Nice aroma, good heft.
369
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,333
We're off to a good start.
370
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,569
Just eat the damn thing.
371
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:54,006
The last thing you wanna
do is rush a connoisseur.
372
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,147
Okay, where do I start?
373
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,650
Were the noodles boiled
in toilet water?
374
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:05,717
What?
375
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,985
Uh, Brent--
376
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,021
Was the "mother" who
prepared this doing
377
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,156
time in prison for
murdering this dish?
378
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,258
Your mother made this.
379
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:20,599
That would have been useful
information 11 seconds ago.
380
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,134
Way to go, Lacey.
381
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,303
You turned my son
against my cooking.
382
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,205
This is one of my
favourite things.
383
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,640
I used to love this.
What happened to me?
384
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:32,077
You're eating with your
head. And not the mouth
part of your head.
385
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:35,614
You never used to care whether
your pasta was al dente or not.
386
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,550
You just pushed it into
your face and you were happy.
387
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,052
I wanna be happy again.
388
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:43,021
I wanna eat with just
the mouth part of my head.
389
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,225
I am sorry for tryin'
to get you to try somethin' new.
390
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,327
Go back to suckin' down
chili cheese dogs.
391
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,095
I don't know if I can.
392
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:53,599
Will I like them or will
I be thinkin' about
the chili-to-bun ratio,
393
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,235
which should never exceed
3 to 1, because the texture--
394
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,003
Dammit! Brent!
395
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,407
You wanna see animatronic
engineering?
396
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,143
Check this out.
397
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,616
That's it?
398
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,117
Aw, come on.
399
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,620
That woulda got me an A
in Robotics 101,
400
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,589
an A+ if I coulda got
the slide whistle to work.
401
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:21,960
Are we gonna jerk around
with your toys all day
or come up with a plan?
402
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,196
Oh, there's a plan.
403
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,832
Okay, so does everybody
know what they're doing?
404
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,333
Got it. Yep.
405
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,102
Yep.
406
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,771
Let's do this.
407
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,723
It's in!
408
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,160
Hey, hey, we did it!
409
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,197
Way to go, Yarbe!
410
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,831
And R2-D2.
411
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,203
Now for the second
part of my plan.
412
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,515
Can Yarbe push me
to the pumps?
413
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,974
Do you like it?
414
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,676
Oh, baby, it's
heaven in a tube.
415
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,079
Oh. He likes it.
416
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,448
Whoa, whoa. Where ya goin'
with the macaroni?
417
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,416
That's dessert.
418
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,219
Good to have you back.
419
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:05,163
I bet Davis and his R2-D2
don't have this much fun. Huh?
420
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,601
Good job, R2.
421
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,172
That's not necessary.
422
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,874
I don't care.
423
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,646
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425
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:34,826
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I just don't know ♪
426
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427
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:47,039
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
428
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,308
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
429
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:52,511
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430
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:56,348
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