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Hey, I've got two tickets
to the Rider game.
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Whaddaya doin' Saturday?
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Absolutely nothing.
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Good.
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Then you can help me move.
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Oscar,
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here's two tickets
to the Riders game.
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I can't use them.
Great. I have to move.
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Is it too late to
mention my bad back?
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Oh, yeah.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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It's no fair.
You trtricked me into moving.
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I didn't trick you.
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I arranged my sentence in a way
that led you to believe
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something that wasn't true.
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But why didn't
you hire movers?
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That was my plan,
but then I talked to Brent.
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Movers? We don't use
movers in Dog River.
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We help each other out.
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That's what we do in small
towns, we band together,
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like in a barn raising or--
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well, that's really the only
time we band together,
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other than moving.
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So you'll help me move?
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No, sorry, I got
a barn raising.
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Yeah, that's true.
We do band together.
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So who else is comin'?
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Two very good friends of yours,
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beer and pizza.
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Don't try and trick me again.
Who else is comin'?
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It's a surprise.
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Ooo, I like surprises.
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Good.
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It's just me, isn't it?
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Oh. Surprise.
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Check this out.
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The Great Gazoo.
How many wishes do I get?
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Why are you
covered in vinyl?
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They're leathers.
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Something bikers wear.
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So why are you
wearin' it?
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Because as of tomorrow
I'm a biker.
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My uncle's been riding for
years, but he's giving it up
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and he's sending
his bike to me.
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Well, it's been good
workin' with ya.
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Just 'cause you're afraid
of bikes, Cindy, doesn't
mean we all are.
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You have me confused
with a little girl.
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I rode a chopper
for years.
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That was a riding mower.
It chopped.
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I had to start it for him.
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He was afraid of the grass
clippings hitting his legs.
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Hey, those sting.
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And there's
thistles. Yeah.
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Hey, Hank. Bonjour.
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Oh, comment ca va?
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Oh, sorry, I only
know French.
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You're lucky my
hands are full.
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Wha? Oh, no. No, I saw this
French film last night
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and that's how they say hello in
France, they kiss both cheeks.
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We're not in France.
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Hey, guys.
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Bonjour, Karen.
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I'm releasing the safety.
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He saw a French film.
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I'm still releasing
the safety!
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What's wrong with everybody?
It's classy.
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Bonjour, Oscar.
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I take it you saw that
French movie on TV?
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That's how they say
hello in France.
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That's what I said.
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Just a heads up.
Hank's in there
kissing people.
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Yeah, I know.
He already got me.
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Oh, I forgot to mention,
Lacey invited us over
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for pizza and beer Saturday.
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That sounds good.
What's the occasion?
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She just wants to thank
us for all the work we do
as police officers.
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Oh, that's nice.
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
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Well, we should
Hey, guys. get goin'.
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I guess we'll
see ya Saturday.
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Oh, you're gonna come too.
Great. Thanks for the help.
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Help?
In the community.
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Don't say anything
more to her.
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Bonjour.
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What the hell was that?
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The word gross
jumps to mind.
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No, no, it's a greeting,
it's not so weird.
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In Europe they do
it all the time.
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Here, let me show ya.
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Ow.
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Safety first. Your safety.
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You know, you might be
pleasantly surprised.
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I'll be surprised if
someone doesn't give ya
a beating over this.
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Hello.
Hey, Emma.
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Oh, this is gonna be awesome.
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What is? Bonjour.
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What are you doing?
Knock it off.
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No, no, just
turn your head.
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Bull's eye!
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Hmm.
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Oh, is that peach chapstick
that I taste, uh, from your--
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I'm just tryin' to
break the ice, here.
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Man, that was really weird.
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Hey, guys. Glad you could come.
This is gonna be awesome.
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Well, thanks for having us.
I brought a salad.
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Oh. Okay. This is part of the
small town tradition, is it?
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I thought it'd go well
with the beer and pizza.
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Oh, for sure. Later.
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How hot is this pizza?
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We'll get to the pizza, but
first we have moving to do.
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Moving?
Oh, didn't I mention that?
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I thought we were
coming to a party,
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a thank you for the work
we do in the community.
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No. But that is good.
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That's much better than
the football tickets.
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Don't worry. It's not
gonna take very long.
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Look, it's all
ready to go.
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Oh, no, these are empty.
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Everything's still
in the cupboards.
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This is a new blouse.
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You look nice.
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Delivery for, uh,
Wanda Dollard?
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Hmm, name's not familiar.
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Hey, Rizzo, you know
anyone named Wanda?
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Whoo!
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My ride's here.
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Time to hit the open road.
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Wind in my hair,
sun on my back.
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Bugs in your teeth.
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You're scared of bugs
and grass clippings?
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Pretty butch, Tammy.
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Stop calling me girl names.
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You sure you can handle
all that raw power?
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Okay, so my uncle sent my aunt's
bike, slight miscommunication.
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Still, you know,
a bike's a bike, right?
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Absolutely,
a bike's a bike.
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And maybe one day yours
will grow into one.
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Hey, Wanda, park your hog here
and show this scooter driver
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what a real bike looks like.
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That is Wanda's scooter.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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You ride on this?
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Okay, Dad, it's not polite
to laugh at her moped.
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It's not a moped.
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Do you see any peds?
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No peds, all mo.
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You can say that again.
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Keep laughin'.
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50 cc's, zero to 60
in 80 seconds.
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Wow, that's faster than,
I don't know, walking?
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Yeah, like you know a lot about
walking? Now back up, Linda.
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Stop doing that.
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I'm gonna fire this baby up
and see what's she's got.
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Sounds like my razor.
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Sounds great.
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That is the sound of freedom.
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Freedom!
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Sounds like freedom
has a head cold.
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Oh, sorry Emma.
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That's all right.
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Oh.
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I'll just, um-okay-
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Right.
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Uh, listen,
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I just wanted to say
that, uh, you know,
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I haven't really been thinkin'
about that kiss the other day.
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Kiss? You mean when you hit me
in the face with your mouth?
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Well, I-I think it was a
little bit more than that.
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Well, I really haven't
thought about it that much.
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Yeah, me neither.
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So that's good.
Yeah, we'll move on.
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I'll go back to my life
and you can go back to Oscar.
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I never left Oscar. And if I
was ever gonna leave Oscar,
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there's plenty of reasons
without you in the picture.
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Okay, good, good. Yeah.
Well, I'm glad we talked.
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And we'll never ever think
of that kiss again.
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How long have we
been doing this?
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Ten minutes.
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Oh, God, this is
gonna take forever.
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Ooh, I'm starving.
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You shoulda had something
to eat before, like I did.
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I would have, but I was
leaving room for the pizza.
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Hey, she duped me too. That's
what we do in small towns.
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Hey, guys, I was just trying to
round up more people to help.
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And good news.
Nobody can make it.
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More beer and pizza
for you two.
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Okay, what can
I do to help?
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Well, you can start by taking--
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Oh, just a second.
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Hello? Oh, hi Cheryl.
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Yeah. Guess what?
I bought a new house.
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Yeah. The movers
are here right now.
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Ciao, Wanda. Ciao.
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Ciao, Guiseppe. Ciao, Maria.
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Ciao, Hank.
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Oh--ah!
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Listen, you've probably heard
by now that your wife and I
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kissed on the lips,
and I want you to hear
my side of the story.
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All right, sure.
Wait? What?
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It-it was an accident.
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I was doin' my very
suave double kiss
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and, well, she kinda
screwed it up.
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You did what with my wife?
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It was that French film.
You saw it.
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I was doin' the
classy double kiss.
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Yeah, yeah, classy.
You did what with my wife?
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I don't think she's
ever been to Europe
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and I-I-I don't think she's ever
seen a foreign film either.
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I know I keep goin' back
to this, Hank, but
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you did what with my wife?
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Easy. Easy, easy.
What's easy about it?
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Actually, this couch
is kinda light.
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Because I'm carrying it.
Geez, you complain a lot.
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I've been sorting photo albums
and you don't hear me whining.
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How about a little help
with the couch?
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Oh, fine. Put it down.
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Uh, thanks.
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This thing's a killer.
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Wait a few minutes and
when you pick it up,
you'll find it's easier.
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For a little bit, then
just set it down again.
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I was actually thinkin'
you'd help us lift it.
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Fine.
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Okay, now stop
your whining.
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C'mon.
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Have a nice ride in your little
European can opener, there?
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It was fantastic,
if you must know.
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Very, very liberating.
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Mui mui, liberaci.
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Yeah, well, less mui mui
and more worky worky.
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You've been out all mornin'
and I've been stuck in here.
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I'm gonna go get a chili dog.
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Hey, do you want me
to get it for ya?
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Really? Well, that-that'd be
great, actually, because I, uh-
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Back in a flash.
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You're driving there?
Ciao, Brento.
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Brento?
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What the hell are you doin'
goin' around kissin' Hank
on the lips?
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What? First of all,
he tried to kiss me.
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Not what I heard. He was just
tryin' to do the double kiss.
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If you'd stayed up and
watched that French
film, you'd know that.
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I was knitting.
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And look who's payin'
the price now.
248
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,169
Yeah, me. Hank doesn't
know how to kiss.
249
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,805
I disagree. Hank and I kissed
just the other day,
250
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,807
and it was fine,
real classy.
251
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,509
But you get in there
and screw it all up
252
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,144
and turn it into
somethin' cheap.
253
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,479
For the love of Pete.
254
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,015
We all want someone younger,
but that doesn't mean
255
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:58,984
we go off half-cocked with
an idiot in a gas station.
256
00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,653
I know how to double kiss.
257
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,221
Apparently not.
258
00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,657
Apparently not.
259
00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,000
Ciao, bella.
Bella, Wanda.
260
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,002
E una bella giornata.
261
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,938
Bella, Wanda.
Bella, Wanda.
262
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,506
Wanda!
263
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,208
Wanda, help us move!
264
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,176
Please, help us move!
She's a tyrant!
265
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:27,346
I no speaka de English.
Ciao, ciao.
266
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,685
Okay, bye.
267
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,854
Hey, guys, good news.
268
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:37,857
Brent called and he can come
help in half an hour.
269
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,525
But we just finished.
270
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,194
Oh, well, he can join us
for beer and pizza.
271
00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,029
You don't share a
pizza with Brent.
272
00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:47,533
He eats and you try to
keep cheese from
flyin' into your hair.
273
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,068
Oh, relax. There'll be plenty.
274
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,704
See, it says Party Size.
275
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,873
It's a frozen pizza?
276
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:57,943
Well, it is now. It won't be in
half an hour. Ooo, thin crust.
277
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,579
I thought you were gonna
order in for pizza.
278
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,047
From where?
279
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,682
The Ruby.
280
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,886
I am not making pizza.
I just moved all day.
281
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,554
You didn't move anything.
282
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:12,291
It's okay. Let's just
have a beer and relax.
283
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,394
The pizza will be
ready in no time.
284
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,897
Where's the beer?
285
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,565
Oh, I packed it.
286
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,567
Where?
287
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,402
Um...
288
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,742
Wow, nothin' like a
ride in the open air
289
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:33,412
to clear your head and
set your mind straight.
290
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,447
And of course no
chili cheese dog.
291
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:38,417
Oh, right. Me-a forgetto.
292
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,153
I'll go get you a gelato
from the Foo Martio.
293
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,589
♪ Donda mia poncho via ♪
294
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,858
No you won't.
You'll stay right here.
295
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:49,762
I'm gonna go help Lacey move.
They should be done by now.
296
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,782
Mama mia.
297
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,789
Hey, Fonzie.
298
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,724
What happened
to your blender?
299
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,793
What?
300
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,796
Your powder blue
bucket of bolts.
301
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,631
No.
302
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,633
No!
303
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,302
It's not possible!
304
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,638
Did you do this?
305
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,540
Hah. That's not my work.
306
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,310
If I had my way, it'd be stuck
in the grill of an 18-wheeler.
307
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,179
Found it.
308
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,548
You know where it was?
309
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,316
In the box marked
"Bathroom Stuff."
310
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,352
It's always the
last place ya look.
311
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:49,488
But thanks for unpackin'
everything else, you guys.
312
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:52,825
It's warm.
313
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,661
Well, maybe if you'd
moved a little faster.
314
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,329
Oh, pizza.
315
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,836
Oh, guys, I can't
find my dishes.
316
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,838
Uh, we'll eat it
off the floor.
317
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,673
Just bring it.
318
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,214
Ooo. Who's ready for pizza?
319
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:18,017
It's a little crispy.
320
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:21,186
Too bad we didn't get it
before it entered the
earth's atmosphere.
321
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,689
Hey, guys.
Oh, finally a happy face.
322
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,025
These two are startin'
to get really grumpy.
323
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,660
Ooo, brewskies.
324
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,194
It's ours.
325
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,697
Movers only.
326
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,201
Oh, I'm too tired
to laugh at that.
327
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,872
Hi, Fitzy.
328
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,207
Aren't ya gonna say hi?
329
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:43,709
Please, don't kiss me.
330
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,711
Why would I do that?
331
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,881
Word on the street is
you like it on the lips.
332
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,386
Most of us take the classy
route, kissing on the cheeks.
333
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:56,622
Apparently you like to
get down to business.
334
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,724
Who's telling you this?
335
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,561
Don't get too close, Fitzy.
336
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,230
She'll zig when you zag.
That's how she got me.
337
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,066
All right, Yarbo.
338
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:10,002
It's time we talked
face to face.
339
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,905
Oh, man, here we go again.
340
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,211
Did you see my bike?
341
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,413
Uh, yeah. Listen--
342
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,582
When I find out who did that,
343
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,251
I'm gonna take them
out for a beer.
344
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,686
A beer?
345
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,254
Yeah.
346
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,924
And while we're out for
that beer, I'm gonna hire
347
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,460
some thugs to smash all
the windows in their car,
348
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,162
or maybe blow up their car.
Blow up their house.
349
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,298
Smash their car and
blow up their house.
350
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,100
And pee in their garden.
351
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,938
Yeah, well, um, I'm off
to help Lacey move.
352
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,473
Weren't you just there?
353
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,675
Lots to do, lots to do.
354
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,945
Listen, I am sorry that
you don't like burnt pizza.
355
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:56,448
No one likes burnt
pizza, or warm beer.
356
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,450
Mm, actually, in Britain
and Germany--
357
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:01,120
Enough. Okay, you have screwed
us over all day long
358
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,955
and I am sick of it.
359
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,624
I came here for a pizza
party seven hours ago
360
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,193
and I am going to
have a pizza party.
361
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,796
Okay. Okay, look it, you know
what, you're right.
362
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,898
You guys have
worked really hard.
363
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:15,801
The least you deserve is a
fresh pizza from The Ruby.
364
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,803
All right.
365
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:23,142
So, here are some 10% off
Ruby pizza coupons for you.
366
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,644
You can use 'em next
time you come in.
367
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:28,814
I'm not sure when they expire.
Lemme right in a week today.
368
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,549
That should give
you lotsa time.
369
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:34,186
Fresh pizza now, or
we start juggling the crystal.
370
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:37,156
I don't know
how to juggle.
371
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,324
Oh, right.
372
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:42,494
And we don't know
how to juggle.
373
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,499
We need some more beer.
374
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,168
I'm not really licensed.
375
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:52,504
We're the cops. More beer.
376
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,509
Hey, fresh pizza.
377
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,011
Oh, no, no, no, no.
378
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,514
The pizza is for Davis and
Karen. They helped me move.
379
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:05,684
Oh, well, the more
the merrier.
380
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,254
We're gonna need a couple
more pizzas over here.
381
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,056
That's what we do
in small towns.
382
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,693
We band together to make sure
people hire movers next time.
383
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,541
Oh, no.
384
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:32,911
You will pay for this.
385
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:40,052
You will paaaaaaaay!
386
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,078
Sure.
387
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,581
I know it was you.
388
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,783
I can't believe you
didn't say anything.,
389
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,020
You were gonna blow up my
garden and pee in my car.
390
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,756
Look, I can fix this,
I can fix your bike.
391
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,258
You? Yes.
392
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,926
I'm pretty
mechanically inclined.
393
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,427
I do own a gas station.
394
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:25,130
I've seen you get your
shirt caught in the till,
395
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,766
for an entire afternoon.
396
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,601
You have 24 hours.
397
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:34,139
Then, manja copa conizzo.
398
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:37,176
And the horse
you rode in on.
399
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,278
All right, Hank.
400
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:43,515
You wanna see classy?
I'll show you classy.
401
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,150
Don't hurt me.
402
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,785
Oh.
403
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,390
There.
404
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,860
I just saw Emma kiss Hank.
405
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,796
Okay, Karen, no more
beer for you.
406
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,967
And voila.
407
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,636
That's European,
right? Voila?
408
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:05,971
Wow.
409
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,140
It looks like crap.
410
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,142
But, you know, I can
see the effort.
411
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,411
I can tell you did
your very best.
412
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:15,147
And for that, mia forgivo.
413
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:16,715
Let's go, Florence.
414
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,217
Stop doing that.
415
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,018
No, Florence is
my bike's name.
416
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,488
Let's hit the road, Florence.
See you, Margaret.
417
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,274
How was it?
418
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:46,011
Mucho queaso.
Like ridin' a paint shaker.
419
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:49,681
Is this where you blow up
my car and burn down my house?
420
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:52,851
Ah, don't worry. They can't
trace it back to me.
421
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,853
These guys are professionals.
422
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,696
Hey, Oscar, see
Boyz n the Hood last night?
423
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,531
Damn straight.
424
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,533
Hey, Karen.
Don't kiss me.
425
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,469
Oh, no, I don't do
that anymore.
426
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:13,372
Bein' suave got me into trouble.
I'm into fist bumps now.
427
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:14,806
That's a relief.
428
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,408
Pound it.
Ow!
429
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,378
That's it, I am
takin' the safety off!
430
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,549
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you don't know ♪
432
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:38,230
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
433
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:47,105
♪ It's a great big place ♪
434
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:50,909
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
435
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,078
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
436
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:56,581
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
437
00:21:56,748 --> 00:22:00,419
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
438
00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:04,423
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439
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:09,094
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440
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:13,598
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