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Hey, I'm Tricycle Bob.
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I'm gonna ride this trike down
a hill and jump off a ramp.
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Euuuah!
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Cool.
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I'm Tricycle Hank and I'm gonna
ride my trike down this hill
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and off a ramp.
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Um, that's a slide.
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Do you see any hills
around here?
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Where did ya see this?
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On TV.
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For the last time,
Wile E. Coyote's a cartoon.
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No, no, this
was a real guy.
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Did he hurt himself?
Yeah.
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Proceed.
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Don't try this
at home, kids.
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D'oy.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Okay, any new business?
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Yes.
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I read that tomorrow is the
start of Turn Off Your TV Week.
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I propose we ban reading.
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Well, I think Dog River
should take part.
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Even Wullerton's doing it.
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I'd like to stick it
to that town.
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I should have won their knitting
contest. You saw what I knit.
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You knit a scarf that says,
"Wullerton sucks."
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Well, they should have
recognized the skill involved.
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Who's with me?
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I say we do it.
TV almost killed me.
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Don't listen to this jackass.
I love TV and TV loves me.
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Well, here's somethin' you
won't hear me say very often.
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I agree with my dad.
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I thought I was the brother
you never had.
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No, you're the
non-brother I did have.
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I don't watch TV, so missing a
week would be a breeze for me.
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Well, I do watch one show, So
You Think Your Kids Can Dance.
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But that's it.
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Last night was actually
pretty good.
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There's this kid
from Cincinnati
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and his dad just lost his job,
his mom's in jail.
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I-I-I called in and voted
for him like 10 times.
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You can do that.
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You can call them however
many times you want.
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I think we should give up TV
just to get Lacey off the junk.
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People, people,
listen to yourselves.
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You're actually talking about
giving up TV for an entire week.
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That's-that's seven days.
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This is madness.
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Wanda, back me up on this.
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Sorry? What are we
talking about?
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I don't pay attention
at these things.
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Giving up TV for a week.
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Yeah, good luck with that.
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Let's put it to a vote.
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Those in favour of no TV
for a week
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and sticking it
to Wullerton, spit.
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Done.
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Hey, you tricked us.
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Hey. So how is Day One
of no TV goin'?
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Good, good. I don't need TV.
Plenty else to do.
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Whoa. Now it's two pieces
a floaty goop.
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I get by. How about you?
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Fantastic. I've got
all this free time.
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I've been doing baking,
callin' old friends.
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Hey, do you watch So You
Think Your Kid Can Dance?
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Oh. You lost your TV
in the divorce?
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Oh, I see. Hmm.
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Do you have your
ex-husband's phone number?
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Good for us.
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Well, I'm off to put a raisin
in soda water.
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Somebody told me
it goes up and down.
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It's 20 minutes after the hour
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and Karen Pelly has just
entered the police station.
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No accidents, so it should
be smooth walking
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all the way to her desk.
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What are you doing?
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I got out the old ham radio
and thought
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we could do a radio show to help
people through No TV Week.
85
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Oh, that is so cool.
This is gonna be great.
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A classic rock station
right here in Dog River.
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Yeah. 'Cause that's what
Saskatchewan needs,
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is another classic
rock station.
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Maybe we can call it The Bear
or The Goat or The Moose.
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That's good. I like
all of those names.
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No. What Saskatchewan needs
is an all-jazz station.
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But I thought we wanted
people to listen.
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Or am I confused?
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I like this TV Free Week.
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I finally have time
to catch up on some readin'.
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What are you readin',
the back of cereal boxes?
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Yeah. Yeah, I started with
the back of the Trix box.
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And then I got through
the Alphabets box.
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Shreddies, I couldn't put down.
If you want, I'll lend it to ya.
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Oh, thanks. But I read these
things called books.
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Oh. Well, if you get
tired of those,
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I recommend anything
from Kellogg's.,
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Having trouble with
your, uh, crosswords?
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I'm having trouble
concentrating on my crossword.
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"Starts with an M,
another word for belittled."
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Midget.
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Here, I'll write it for ya.
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No, you're not
writing anything.
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Well, this is
never gonna float.
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Now, this is worth watching.
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I'm bored.
Listen to the radio.
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I hate listening to radio.
It creeps me out.
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Well, you can't sit
here moping all day.
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Watch me.
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Clean the basement. Gee.
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You clean the basement.
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Build yourself a stupid
bookcase.
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Hel-lo.
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You?
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Oh, ho.
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Hey.
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Wanda was just here and
she said she wanted you
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to meet her outside
the gas station later,
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so she could
give you a gift.
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A gift? Really?
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Yeah. She said she was
feelin' bad about freakin'
out on ya earlier.
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Oh yeah, she's cleanin' the
windows and she was wonderin'
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if you could help her by
dumping out her dirty water
bucket.
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Hey, Wanda. I was talkin'
to Hank and he said he rea,
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the back of a Triscuits box,
so now he's smarter than you.
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Smarter than me? He's not
as smart as a Triscuit.
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He said you'd say
somethin' like that.
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That's what it was.
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He said you were easier to read
than a box a Triscuits.
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Maybe I shouldn't
have said anything.
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No, no. This is good to know.
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Excuse me. I was--
Sshh. Sshh.
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My show's on.
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Hey, Oscar.
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So, this no TV thing
must be killin' ya, hey?
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I've never done anything
easier. Yeah, water off a duck.
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Yeah, me too.
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Oh, yeah, last night
I did some more baking,
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read a couple chapters in--
Oh, God. I would give it all up
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for one minute of So You Think
Your Kid Can Dance.
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I can hook ya up.
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What?
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I'm talkin' primetime,
quality stuff.
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I get two other channels.
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There's a Moose Jaw station...
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and the CBC.
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That can't be the CBC.
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Watch hockey on TSN.
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Now back to So You Think
Your Kid Can Dance.
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Oh, there it is. There it is.
Leave it there.
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So that's it? That's
the show you wanna watch?
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Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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Five bucks if you wanna watch
the rest of your kid show.
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DAVIS [low, soothing voice]:
Welcome back.
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I'm Downtown Davis and you're
listening to All That Jazz.
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And now for weather on Weather
on the Ones with Jazzy KP.
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This is Special K with
your wacky weather.
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Looking outside, there
is a 30% chance of--
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with the barometer
going all the way up to--
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Back to you, Big D.
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It's Downtown Davis.
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Anyway, it's TV Free Week
here in Dog River.
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And with us on the show,
we have Emma Leroy.
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Why are you talking like that?
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Now, you've spearheaded
this whole project.
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Hey, Big D, did you just
eat a burrito?
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No, I did not.
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Sorry, Emma. I apologize
for Big D. Please continue.
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Well, I thought
Dog River should--
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Oh, man! I think Big D just
gave birth to a fog monster.
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TV?
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TV?
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Whaddaya got?
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Whaddaya need?
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Some Muppets?
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Some Flintstones?
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A little Punky Brewster? Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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Makin' a little cash-olla,
you know, a little scratch,
a little chicken seed.
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You can't do it in here.
We're gonna get caught.
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Get caught doing what?
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Uh, selling moonshine.
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You know, just tryin' to help
people get through No TV Week.
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Good. Whatever it
takes to beat--
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Yes, we all know what
the town's name is.
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So I'm confused.
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What was the present Wanda
was supposed to give me?
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Was it the wet sponge to
the face or the purple nurple?
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Yeah, I don't know
what happened.
196
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She must feel threatened
by how smart you are now.
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Ah, well, that's
understandable.
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00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,353
Wanda mentioned something
about challenging you
to a game of chess.
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00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,121
Bring it on.
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The two smartest people in
town dukin' it out in the
ultimate battle of wits.
201
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,593
Yeah.
202
00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:31,831
You know, chess is the one
with the little castles
and horsies, right?
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Oh. Okay.
204
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,335
Well, bring it on.
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I was pretty quiet.
I think I made it
past Emma.
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Emma's not home.
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00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,045
Oh. Well, then
I definitely did.
208
00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,847
Oh. Whaddaya got there?
209
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,516
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ted Turner.
Those are three bucks each.
210
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,018
What? That's highway robbery.
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You let me watch TV for free
and you can have a sticky bun.
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Deal.,
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Hey, wanna a sticky bun?
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Four bucks. Oscar!
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00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,031
They're five.
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00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,870
So,
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a little 230 pound
birdie in a blue shirt
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told me that you think
you can beat me in chess.
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That's right.
220
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:23,049
So let's get it on.
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Check and mate.
Heh, heh.
222
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This is gonna be easier
than I thought.
223
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Oh.
224
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,470
You glued my pieces
to the board.
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What? I didn't glue the--
226
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Oh. And I see that yours
are free to run around
and jump and frolic.
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Oh, look at us.
228
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I'm winning at chess.
I'm a genius.,
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I think that's--
that's an illegal move.
230
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Oop, quick, act like
you're buyin' somethin'.
231
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,134
No, we're not doing
the weather again.
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Next caller.
233
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Yeah. Is this All That Jazz
with Downtown Davis?
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'Cause I'd love
to hear some jazz.
235
00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:23,442
All right.
236
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,579
And what can I play
for you?
237
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,783
Ah, I'd love to hear
Michael Bublé's "Sway."
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Oh, come on.
Michael Bublé's not jazz.
239
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He's a gifted vocalist
who defies genres.
240
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:40,659
I'd rather listen
to the weather.
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Are there no serious
jazz fans out there?
242
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Maybe if you'd lighten up,
your show would be more popular.
243
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:52,805
I can lighten up. Watch this.
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Hello, jazz fans.
This is Downtown Davis.
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I'm gonna make a phone call.
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But it's not a real phone call,
247
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:05,317
it's what we like to call
a crank call.
248
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,653
Okay, here we go.
249
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,157
Corner Gas.
250
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:12,992
Hello.
251
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,326
Hey, Davis.
252
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,362
Oh, it's not Davis.
253
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,498
This is John Coltrane,
jazz saxophonist.
254
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:22,501
Do you have any popsicles?
255
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:25,171
Isn't John Coltrane dead?
256
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:30,743
Yes. That's why this
is Charlie Parker.
257
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,845
He's dead too.
258
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:36,248
Right. I mean Ornette Coleman.
259
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,685
You want to, uh, think this
through and call me back?
260
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,721
No. I-I don't know what you're--
261
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:48,360
Now you're gettin' it!
262
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,263
Has it started yet?
263
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,732
It's just about to.
Should be a good one.
264
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,201
Here we go.
265
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:57,870
♪ The Hank and Wanda Show ♪
266
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,237
Well, that's kinda weird.
267
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,574
Hey, Jim. Your usual spot?
268
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,142
Please.
269
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,245
Lacey, Jim's here.
Two sticky buns, pronto.
270
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,780
Comin' right up. Hiya, Jimmy.
271
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,584
It's Emma.
272
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,120
Okay, everyone,
you know the drill.
273
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,755
Okay. C'mon.
274
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,263
What are you all
doing down here?
275
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,765
Hey, hey, Emma. Just a
friendly game a cards.
276
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,634
Cards.
277
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,270
Whaddaya think I am,
an idiot?
278
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,776
Oh, ho, a radio.
279
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,778
Thanks, Emma.
280
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:16,448
You're listening to DRPD!
281
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,617
[fart sound, car horn honking)
282
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,120
Maybe we don't need the radio.
283
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:28,327
There they are,
the happy sponsors.
284
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,829
Gotta be happy
with that show.
285
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:34,667
Huge ratings. Seven,
maybe eight people. Great.
286
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,337
Yeah, and here's your coupon
for a free tire rotation.
287
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,676
You tryin' to stiff me?
288
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,349
You're damn right
a tire gauge.
289
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,551
I get to keep that mug,
right, Phil?
290
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,688
I wasn't really happy with how
my business was represented.
291
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,524
What? C'mon, man. I drank
the hell outta that mug.
292
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,193
All right. Here's a coaster.
293
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:04,196
Score. Hah-hah.
294
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:07,032
Comin' up next,
we've got Special K
295
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:09,535
with her ever popular
weather report.
296
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,136
Thanks, Davis. Outside it's--
297
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,073
But not before we hear
from Big Daddy Davis
298
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,041
with his traffic report.
299
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:19,378
This is Davis with
his eye in the sky.
300
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,381
We're lookin' down on Main
Street and it looks a little
301
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,383
back-ack-a-dacked up
down there.
302
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:27,419
We've got some cattle
on the road--
303
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,488
and a couple a lions as well.
304
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,891
And a donkey.
305
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,397
And now over to Special K
for the weather.
306
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,233
Well, it is hotter out
there than a--
307
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,236
Oh, I can't do this.
308
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,572
Well, here's a weather
report for ya.
309
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,241
Karen's attitude
is as cold as ice.
310
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:53,245
And speakin' a cold as ice,
here's a little
Foreigner for ya.
311
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,516
Okay, that's not Foreigner,
312
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,419
but if it was,
it woulda been pretty cool.
313
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:07,760
So, ya havin' a good time?
You enjoyin' the show?
314
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,294
Yeah, it-it's good.
315
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,430
Hmm. What's that you're eating?
316
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:12,931
It's a sticky bun.
317
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,600
Really?
318
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,936
Since when does a sticky bun
have ham and cheese in it?
319
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,472
Oscar, this guy's
packin' a sub.
320
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,609
What? You outta be ashamed
of yourself.
321
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,345
I invite ya into my house,
charge ya five bucks
322
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,548
to watch a crappy TV,
and this is how ya repay me?
323
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,116
Get out.
324
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,285
But Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm
are about to sing.
325
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,287
Get out!
326
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,626
I've soaped up the windows
on Wanda's car,
327
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,294
pretending to be Hank.
328
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,463
And there's a lemon
meringue pie
329
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,465
placed precariously
on top of the ladder.
330
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:51,637
Let's see what happens on the
♪ Hank and Wanda Show ♪
331
00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:57,509
That looks like a
delicious watermelon, Hank.
332
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,645
Wherever did you get it?
333
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,915
Mm, at the Foo Mart,
99 cents a pound.
334
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,650
Foo Mart's great.
335
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,885
I find that their warm
and friendly staff
336
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,588
is always eager to answer
any question I might have.
337
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,723
And now with the extra till
they've added,
338
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,659
there's no reason
to wait in line.
339
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,160
Who's smart?
340
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,662
Thou art.
341
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,498
♪ When you shop at Foo Mart ♪
342
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,867
You gotta be kiddin' me.
343
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,669
This is just one big ad.
344
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,671
No, wait!
345
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,507
They could still drop that pie.
That'd be funny.
346
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:31,510
I could squirt them
with a hose.
347
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,913
Hello, DRPD.
You're on the air.
348
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,382
Hi. Is this the police station?
349
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:41,019
Nope. It's Party Patrol
with Special K and Big D.
350
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,189
Uh, right.
351
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,859
I just thought you guys
should know that there's some
352
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,528
illegal TV watching going on
at the Leroy residence.
353
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,130
All right, buddy.
354
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,365
Thanks, but why don't
you leave the pranks
355
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,200
to Downtown Davis. Next caller.
356
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:59,037
Hello? My house is on fire and
my cat is trapped upstairs.
357
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,106
Thanks, sir.
We'll get right on that.
358
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,878
I think those might
have been real calls.
359
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,381
Where is everybody?
360
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,718
They're gone. Show's over.
361
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:15,220
What? Why?
362
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:18,390
Because you sold out. It was
nothin' but one big commercial.
363
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:22,227
You're the one who
manipulated us. We were just
tryin' to make a buck.
364
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:23,795
Literally a buck.
365
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,732
I was just trying to get
through No TV Week
366
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,569
and you guys had to ruin
it with your shameless
product placement.
367
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,742
Hello? DRPD.
368
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,410
It's the cops!
369
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,412
Places, everyone.
370
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,749
Open up. We know you got
a TV in there.
371
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,919
All right, we're comin' in.
372
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,424
All right,
ya caught me.
373
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,928
Who can go a whole week
without watching TV?
374
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,930
Emma, how could you?
375
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:02,034
After everything we've done to
win this contest, for you.
376
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,969
I found another
one downstairs.
377
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,538
Oh, uh-- That's great.
378
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,441
Just what we need, to
lose another competition
to Wullerton.
379
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,011
Not necessarily.
380
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:16,281
We could lie.
381
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,622
It's nice to have
ya back, old friend.
382
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,624
Oh.
383
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,360
That guy in the beer
commercial just
384
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,329
opened the bottle
with his teeth.
385
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,297
Wait, Hank. I don't
think you wanna--
386
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,399
Let's just see
where this goes.
387
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,635
Oh, my mouth!
388
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,304
TV's great.
389
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,246
Boy, TV really is fantastic.
390
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,248
Hi, I'm Brent, from TV.
391
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,651
I know Corner Gas is
a show that's watched by
the whole family,
392
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,755
so I wanted to take a
moment to say somethin'
to the kids out there.
393
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,824
In tonight's episode
the folks of Dog River
394
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,260
got out of a jam
by tellin' a lie.
395
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,929
That may be fine and funny
in the TV world,
396
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,767
but out there in real life
tellin' a lie is never a good
way to solve a problem,
397
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,436
unless you're in a real bind
and tellin' the truth
398
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,806
is just gonna cause a big hassle
and make somebody mad at ya.
399
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,942
Goodnight, everybody.
400
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:22,614
Captioning by VerticalSync
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401
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:28,787
♪ I don't know the same things
you don't know ♪
402
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:36,962
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
403
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:44,670
♪ It's a great big place ♪
404
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:48,473
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
405
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,709
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
406
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:54,313
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
407
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:57,983
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
408
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:01,987
Want to have a gas online?
Visit us at cornergas.com
409
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:06,491
♪ I don't know ♪
410
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:10,162
♪ I just don't know ♪
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