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Hey, I got a
new joke for ya.
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I dunno. Why?
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She was fishing for
steelhead trout.
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Good one.
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Why can't blondes
make ice cubes?
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I dunno. Why?
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'Cause they keep
forgetting the recipe.
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You don't seem to be
enjoying the jokes.
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Maybe it's because
I'm blonde.
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Oh, right.
She doesn't get them.
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Here's one.
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Why did the blonde cop stiff her
partner with the lunch bill?
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I dunno. Why?
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That wasn't a
very funny joke.
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Still, not bad
for a blonde.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Hey, Lacey,,
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how much would it cost to buy
everyone a coffee?
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Probably about $15.
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Oh, man. Celebratin's expensive.
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It wasn't always that way.
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I remember when you
could celebrate with
a truckload of dynamite
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and a bottle of whisky and
it cost ya is a buck.
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Sorry. I was havin' coffee with
a couple old guys earlier.
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What are you celebrating?
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As of today, my string
of bad luck is over.
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Seven years ago today
I broke a mirror.
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I'll never forget that day.
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I think we can all
guess how this ends.
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Oh, no, you can't.
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All I can say is, thank God
for that marshmallow truck.
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It's strange. I was with you
when you broke that mirror
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and that's not
how I remember it.
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Fine. But tell me you didn't
think my truck story was better.
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That'll be 10.75.
On account?
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No. I haven't used
my debit card in a while
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and I wanna see if
it still works.
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Okay.
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Nope, won't work.
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Is it expired?
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Nope. It's a membership
to a gym. Rec Plex.
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Isn't that in the city?
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Oh, that thing. Oscar gave it
to me, but I never use it.
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I hate going to the city.
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I was hopin' she'd go, a lot.
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Well, if you're not gonna
use it, I'll use it.
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Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't ya?
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Yeah. That's why I asked.,
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I don't know.
It says non-transferable.
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Ah, that's just a fancy way of
saying you can't transfer it.
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This would just be
lending it.
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Doesn't say
non-lend-to-a-friend-able.
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Besides, they never check.
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How do you know?
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This place could have
barbwire and retinal scans
and who knows what else.
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I agree with Emma.
The answer is no.
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Oh, go ahead and take it.
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Thanks.
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Karen's brought it to my
attention that you've been
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telling blonde jokes
in the workplace.
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Did you tell the one about the
blonde and the ice cream cone?
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Fitzy!
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Well, if I'm gonna send
him to a sensitivity course,
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I have to know what it's for.
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A sensitivity course? It was
just a couple of blonde jokes.
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I know. But once someone
registers a formal complaint,
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then I have to blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
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Thanks for your
support, Fitzy.
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You bet.
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Enjoy your sensitivity course.
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Oh, and bring me back
somethin' warm and fuzzy.
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Oh, man, this is great.
I-I've never felt so free.
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You know, I'm thinkin' of
buying a lottery ticket.
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Offered me my old
truckin' job back.
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Wasn't that a fake story?
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Don't rain on my parade.
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Nothing has changed.
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The only thing that's
changed is your attitude.
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Oh, yeah? Tell that to
this penny I found.
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All right. Nothing has changed.
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The only thing that's
changed is Hank's attitude.
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See? He gets it.
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There's no such thing as
bad luck, or good luck,
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or the Joy Luck Club. That
was just a movie, I think.
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I'll prove it.
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Wait, no, no.
Don't do it.
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Look, I've been there.
Don't do it.
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There's supposed to be a
button on this, right?
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Why won't it--oh, come on!
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Here, let me try.
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Oop.
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See? Huh? You're
cursed now, cursed.
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What did I just tell ya?
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That I was cursed?
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Hi. Hello. I'm a member.
And I'm Emma Leroy.
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Go ahead.
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You'll notice that I'm a
little taller in this picture.
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That's because the camera
adds five inches.
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But of course you already--
go ahead, right.
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I'll head on in,
because I'm a member.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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I'm wearing flats,
for God's sake.
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I'm much taller
than I look.
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I just wanna know if you'd
like to enter the draw.
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It's free for members.
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And I am a member
and I'm Emma.
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You may notice that my
signature has changed a little.
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That's because my fingers
were bitten by a horse.
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Oh. That's pretty
good, actually.
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Anything else you'd
like me to sign?
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Yes. The membership
renewal forms.
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Sure, why not.
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Make it an extra two or three
years. This is a great facility.
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I love coming here.
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Which way to the
changing rooms?
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Ah, that way. Right.
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This sensitivity training?
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Yes. Come on in.
We're just about to start.
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♪ Insensitive ♪
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♪ Insensitive ♪
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♪ Insensitive ♪
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Hello?
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Hi, Emma. It's Terry calling,
from the Rec Plex.
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I got some news
about the raffle.
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What raffle?
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For the flat screen TV.
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You won.
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Oh, that raffle.
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Who is it?
It's the Rec Plex.
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Uh-oh. Wanda blew it.
Are they suin' us?
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I told ya you should never have
joined that stupid Rec Plex.
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They say I've won
a flat screen TV.
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I love the Rec Plex.
Glad I signed ya up.
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What's that ladder
doin' here?
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You're not gonna walk
under it, are ya?
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Well, I can't walk over it.
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It says right here,
"This is not a step."
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I gotta walk
under it.
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Brent, stop torturing Hank. His
life is lousy enough as it is.
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Thank you.
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I'm not torturing him.
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I'm showing him you don't
have to be afraid
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of silly superstitions or any
other Stevie Wonder songs.
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I walked under the ladder.
Nothin' happened.
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Fffffff-iine!
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That's two.
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Two what?
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Bad things always come in three.
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First he spilt his soup,
now his thumb.
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My thumb is fine.
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Is it supposed to
bend back like that?
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I'll go ask the doctor.
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Greetings,
Officer Pelly.
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I'm back.
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And I respect you in every way.
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I'm guessing sensitivity
training went well.
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I'm a new man.
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Ooo, person.
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Sorry. Didn't mean to offend.
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Davis.
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Oh, hello,
respected elder.
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Well, that's a good one.
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I got some new
jokes for ya.
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Why did the two blondes
cross the road?
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To get to the university
to complete their PhDs?
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What the hell
happened to him?
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He's just sensitive to
other people's needs now.
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What about my needs
to make fun of people?
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Maybe you should try some
sensitivity training.
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Oh, blow it out
your shorts.
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Or skirt.
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And so I said, "That's
the truth or my name
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isn't Emma Leroy,
which it is."
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Oh, Emma.
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Just to follow up on our
previous conversation,
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how's a 2:00
delivery sound?
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Sounds good.
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Could we go back to what our
previous conversation was about?
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The raffle.
I entered it already.
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And you won. I won?
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Yes! Hazzaa!
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Go Wanda! Go Wanda!
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It's your birthday!
It's your birthday!
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Who's Wanda?
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Not me.
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It's a friend of mine.
It's her birthday.
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Hey, Lacey, I know where
we can get a black cat.
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Well, almost black.
He's got a white tail.
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A black cat with a white tail?
What good is that?
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Listen. Why don't we just
leave Hank alone.
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You know, maybe we should.
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You've already almost broke
your thumb and I don't want
a third thing to happen.
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Not that I think a third
thing is gonna happen,
because I am not superstitious.
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Did you just tap on wood?
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Because if you did, you didn't.
That's Arborite.
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Oh, I tap on everything.
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I tap on Arborite, I tap on...
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you know, glass, I tap on...
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wood.
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Oops. Clumsy me.
I spilt the salt.
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00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:14,313
Here, let me
get that for you.
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And do what with it?
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Hm? Throw it in the garbage.
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Which is over there.
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I can't believe you would
try to steal my prize.
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Hold on.
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My membership, my name
on the ballot, my prize.
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I went to the city,
I filled out the ballot,
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I deserve that raffle thing.
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You don't even know
what it is, do ya?
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Oh, don't I?
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Don't I?
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I still want it.
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I'll make you a deal.
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You keep the membership,
I keep the prize.
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Which is?
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Which is worth less
than the membership.
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It's worth less?
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Yeah.
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All right, then, deal.
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Emma. The Rec Plex called.
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They wanna get a picture of us
with the flat screen TV.
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Hey, guys. Can I
take your order?
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Well, first of all,
Officer Pelly's not a guy.
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She's what I like to call
a human being.
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Secondly, taking an order
sounds rather aggressive.
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Can we call it something like a
request or a gentle reminder?
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Oh, my God!
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All right. Here's
a gentle reminder.
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If you don't order something,
you have to leave.
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We'll just get two
coffees to go, black.
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African American.
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Okay.
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Let's get the happy couple
over there next to the TV.
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Come on.
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A little bit closer.
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A little closer.
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A little--
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Just take the damn picture.
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Okay, here we go.
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Now, you're smillin',
you're happy you won.
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Maybe give her a kiss.
249
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:02,021
Oh, no. It's not
that type of marriage
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where there's touching
or anything.
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At least put your arm
around her.
252
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,561
Fine. Ya sicko.
253
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,763
Should we get the whole
family in this?
254
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,765
No, no, I'm not family.
255
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:16,001
I'm just the smartass
know-it-all neighbour, Wanda.
256
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,744
Now spin around three times
and say boogida, boogida.
257
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,379
I'm not superstitious.
I'm cautious.
258
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:28,881
Hey, a lucky penny.
259
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,716
Mm, mine.
Mine.
260
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:32,585
Ow. Ow.
261
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,621
Well, if you guys don't
want it, I'll take it.
262
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,325
I'm gonna need every penny to
pay the gas truck guy on Friday.
263
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,995
Gas truck guy?
264
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,563
You know what that means?
265
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:48,067
Mm-hmm. That means the guy
who drives the gas truck.
266
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,069
Friday's Friday the 13th.
267
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,705
Gas truck's comin',
Brent's third thing.
268
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,841
I mean do the math,
carry the two equals boom!
269
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,344
Thursday's the 13th.
Friday's the 14th.
270
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:02,381
So? Don't carry the two.
Still, boom!
271
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,956
When I count to three,
say cheese.
272
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,491
One...
273
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:13,959
Hi, Mom.
274
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,295
Hello, son. Welcome home.
275
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,802
Why are you two--
276
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,336
who is--
277
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,938
when did you get a new--
278
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,374
Your mother, here,
won it at the Rec Plex.
279
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:31,677
I go there with the membership
that my husband,
280
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,646
your father,
bought me.
281
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:35,848
And I'm their neighbour, Wanda.
282
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:37,983
And I'm your father.
283
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,386
Of course that's the part
that doesn't change.
284
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,621
Let's get your son
in there, as well.
285
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,191
No. I don't think
that's necessary.
286
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,159
Well, I think
it's a great idea.
287
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,962
It's not often the whole family
gets together like this.
288
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,931
Let's squeeze in close and cozy.
289
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,400
I'm the luckiest little boy
in the whole world.
290
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,439
Okay, here's the plan.
291
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,875
I tackle Brent, you cover
him with oven mitts.
292
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:06,579
That gas truck has been to
Corner Gas hundreds of times
and nothing's happened.
293
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,014
What makes you think
it's gonna blow up now?
294
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,516
I don't know.
295
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:13,819
Maybe Brent's feet are sore, so
he wears his slippers to work.
296
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:15,788
He's walkin' around
buildin' up static electricity,
297
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,457
shakes hands with the
gas truck guy, and boom!
298
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,332
Seriously, how many
oven mitts have ya got?
299
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,302
Oh, sorry I'm late.
300
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,304
I was helping a mentally
challenged person
301
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,806
get out of his truck.
302
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,341
Hank?
303
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,776
I prefer the term
mentally challenged.
304
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:40,779
Well, I wanted to apologize
for being so hard on you
305
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,815
during this sensitivity thing.
306
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:47,453
So, to make it up to you, I got
you a replica Star Trek phaser.
307
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,788
Oh, Officer Pelly,
how considerate of you.
308
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:52,758
I put it in the jail cell
to keep it safe.
309
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,927
How resourceful.
310
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,296
I don't see it in here.
311
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,267
What are you doin'?
312
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,905
You ready to be
desensinated?
313
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,140
Desensitized.
314
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:11,911
Shut it, Blondie.
I'm in charge now.
315
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,200
Hi, Brent. It's Lacey.
316
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,938
Could you swing by the Foo Mart
for me and pick up some, um--
317
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,806
Oven mitts. Oven mitts.
318
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,308
Oven mitts?
319
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,611
Listen, I'd love to, but
I'm late to meet the gas guy.
320
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,980
Oh, look, Brent,
I'm nervous about
the gas truck.
321
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,515
It's your third thing.
322
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,985
Well, it could be your
third thing, which would
be your last thing,
323
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,987
which would be my last thing
324
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:57,423
since The Ruby is so close
to Corner Gas.
325
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,458
So, that's the thing.
326
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,161
I see. Uh, could you
put Hank on?
327
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,630
He wants to
talk to you.
328
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,465
Hey, Brent.
329
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:09,268
I just didn't wanna
hang up on Lacey.
330
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,674
What's this?
331
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,280
A chicken on a skateboard?
332
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,350
An old lady slipping on a
banana peel. And it's funny.
333
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,586
That is funny.
How old is she?
334
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,356
What is wrong with you, Davis?
335
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:34,193
I want you both to know
I'm sensitive to your anger
336
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:37,596
and I'm willing to stay here
for as long as it takes.
337
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,965
I say we put
the hose on him.
338
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:43,135
Not yet. I wanna try
one more thing.
339
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,071
There ya go.
340
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,573
Thanks, Emma.
341
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,108
Wanda.
342
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,744
Not according to this.
343
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,880
Where did you
get one a these?
344
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,549
Me and my grandma go to
aquasize every Wednesday.
345
00:16:57,549 --> 00:17:00,819
Plus Brent's has them
posted up all over town.
346
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:02,454
Hey, Mom.
347
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,423
How's that new
TV workin' out?
348
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:08,293
Must be nice, you and Dad
sittin' on the couch
gettin' all snugly.
349
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:11,497
Ah! Okay, I can't
do this anymore.
350
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:14,099
Here's your gym
membership back.
351
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,301
It is not easy being you.
352
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,804
It's not for everyone.
353
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,242
Okay, I'm gonna ask
you some questions.
354
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:27,012
Why did the blonde stare
at the frozen orange juice?
355
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,148
It said concentrate.
356
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,616
Do you find that funny?
357
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:31,850
No.
358
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:38,891
How can you tell if a blonde
has been using your computer?
359
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:42,161
There's whiteout on the screen.
360
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,929
Do you find that funny?
361
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,431
No.
362
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,000
That's 'cause they're not funny.
They're stupid jokes.
363
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,235
Here, you do this one.
364
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:53,939
How do you keep a
blonde busy for hours?
365
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,908
Turn over.
366
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,511
How do you keep a
blonde busy for hours?
367
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,480
Turn over.
368
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,782
How do you keep a blonde
busy for--
369
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,484
okay, I don't get this.
370
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,921
He snorted. Do you
find that funny?
371
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,222
No.
372
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,325
Here, read him another one.
373
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:16,862
What do you see if you look
into a blonde's eyes?
374
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,464
The back of her head.
375
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,035
Hah, we got him.
The Old Davis is back.
376
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,471
Okay. I still don't get
the turn over joke.
377
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,005
Are we missing a page?
378
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,874
Are we missing a page!
379
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,411
Morning.
Morning.
380
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,447
Hold on. You're not Emma Leroy.
381
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:36,949
Yes, I am.
382
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:40,552
Nope. You're Wanda. I saw your
picture in the newsletter.
383
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,254
Oh, that's right,
I am Wanda.
384
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:44,089
I'm just borrowing
Emma's card.
385
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:47,092
I'm sorry, but we have a strict
no lending policy here.
386
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,895
No, I'm Emma.
I lent Wanda my card.
387
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,864
But you still lent
out your card.
388
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,133
No, wait. What?
389
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,570
All right, boys,
get it outta here.
390
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,677
Five years you've had that card
and you've never gone.
391
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,746
Way to blow it, Wanda.
392
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,085
Hey, Sparky. Sorry I'm late.
393
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:16,889
Oh, for God's sake, Hank, his
name is Sparky. Do something.
394
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,390
Hey, Brent!
395
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,059
Ah, I got some chili
cheese dogs in my truck.
396
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:24,530
Let's say you and I go eat 'em,
you know, in-in my truck?
397
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,065
Why do people always think
they can distract me
398
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,800
with chili cheese dogs?
399
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,970
I mean--you don't actually
have chili dogs, do you?
400
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,272
No.
401
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,941
So this is your gas tank,
right, not your diesel?
402
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:39,645
Because you don't wanna mix
your gas and your diesel.
Really? Why not?
403
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,948
There is nothin' I love more
than a man talkin' about diesel.
404
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:45,751
Hey, what are ya doin'?
Sparky's not even your type.
405
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,020
Oh, ease up, Brent.
You're killin' the heat.
406
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,955
Okay, off you go now.
407
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:13,045
It's for your own good!
408
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,516
What do we do now?
I don't know.
409
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:20,953
But we got enough gas to
get all the way to Mexico.
410
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,625
Great!
Seven more years bad luck!
411
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:34,600
Sorry about that. We got a
little carried away, there.
412
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,502
That's all right. You wanted
to get my attention.
413
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,439
Chicks dig gas guys.
Am I right, Brent?
414
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:41,907
Oh, absotutely.
415
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,442
Sorry I broke your mirror.
416
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,344
No biggie.
Billed it to Brent.
417
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,578
What?
418
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,780
No, that's good.
That's your third thing.
419
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,883
So, when you off work?
420
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,019
Never.
421
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,890
Why did the blonde go to
the drive-in in December?
422
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:02,327
She wanted to see the movie,
Closed for the Winter.
423
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,597
Good one.
424
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:09,868
Hey, did you guys hear
the one about the pigmy,
the monk, and the cannibal?
425
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,904
Hi. I'm Karen.
I don't why I'm here.
426
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,574
All I did was tell
a little joke.
427
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,878
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428
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:27,452
♪ I don't know the same things
you don't know ♪
429
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:35,360
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
430
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:43,402
♪ It's a great big place ♪
431
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:47,039
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
432
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,408
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
433
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:53,078
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
434
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:56,715
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
435
00:21:56,715 --> 00:22:00,719
Want to have a gas online?
Visit us at cornergas.com
436
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:05,724
♪ I don't know ♪
437
00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:09,294
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