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What are you doing?
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Checkin' out my new guns.
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Guns?
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Yeah. Guns, pipes, pythons.
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He found a brochure in
the garbage for a workout regime
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the Armed Forces used
in the '60s.
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Yeah. C'mon, feel
that gun. Feel it.
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I'm gonna not do that.
I don't blame ya.
Intimidating.
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Karen?
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Yeah. Ow. Oh, hey, easy, easy.
I told ya, they're new.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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You're supposed to
come over today
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to help your father
with the fence.
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Is that today? I can't.
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I signed up for guitar
lessons over in Bartlet.
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Bartlet? Why are you
takin' them there?
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Nobody in this town
can match my level
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of smokin' rockocity, so I had
to go to the next town.
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Bartlet's not the next
town. It's Tutley.
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Tutley's two towns over.
No, that's Wigam.
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Wherever. Over there a ways.
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Why do you suddenly
wanna learn guitar?
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You are aware, I was the
lead guitarist in a band
all through high school?
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Now you wanna learn
to play the thing?
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You shoulda thought about
that back then when it
coulda done some good.
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Thanks.
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Oh, the Father of the Year
committee called.
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It's between you
and Fred MacMurray.
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When was this?
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Good luck with your fence.
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Hey, Wanda, I'm going
into the city.
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Do you want anything?
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Oh. Well, sure,
if it's no trouble.
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Could ya swing by Salon de
Bonne Santé and pick me up
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some organic hypoallergenic tea
tree emulsifying conditioner?
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I have no idea what you
just asked me to do, but sure.
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I'll write it down.
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That's nice of you, Davis.
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It's not me, really.
It's my horoscope.
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It said I'd be lucky today
if I go into the city
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and do a favour for
a short person.
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Short, cute person,
I think it said.
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But, you know, whatever.
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Okay, gotta book.
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Well, it looks like the stars
just lined up in your favour.
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If you believe in the
horoscope hooey, which I don't.
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Uh-huh.
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Gotta book.
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You tryin' to push
the pumps over?
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Isotonic exercise.
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It's a push-out.
It's kinda like a push-up.
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Without the up part.
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Yeah.
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There's probably a reason
you found that brochure
in the garbage.
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Like the fact that
it doesn't work,
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or the fact it looks
kinda dorky.
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I don't care what it looks like,
as long as it works.
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I just said it doesn't work.
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Oh.
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Look, if you're
really interested,
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like seriously interested
in working out,
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you can come work out
with me at the gym.
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Really? Awesome.
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But ya have to be
serious about it.
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Understood.
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And ya have to
wear longer shorts.
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Understood.
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Hi. I'm here for
my guitar lesson.
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Not that I really need it.
But it could be fun.
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I already know how to play
pretty well, if I do say so.
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Well, it's not
for me to say.
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But I thought it might be a
laugh, you know, good practice.
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I'll probably end up showing you
as much as you show me.
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I'm pretty good.
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I'm not the guitar
teacher, my kid is.
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You're gonna teach me guitar?
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I'll do my best, mister,
but it can be pretty hard
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to learn new stuff
later in life.
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Here you go, Wanda.
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Got that stuff you
wanted from the city.
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Ah, thanks, Davis.
I really appreciate it.
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And here's a cupcake.
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What?
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What's this for?
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The horoscope said to get
something sweet for people
whose names start with W.
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Really? Wow.
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Aw.
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Are you sure it's your
lucky day, Davis?
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'Cause it sure
feels like mine.
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Good egg, that Davis, thoughtful.
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I know what you're doing.
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What doing? When?
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Do you really think I don't know
what's going on?
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Going on? What? Nothing.
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You know what?
That didn't even make sense.
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You can drop the charade,
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I know you're writing
the horoscopes.
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Fine. How'd ya figure it out?
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Well, you're not
exactly subtle.
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Plus your pen name
is Madam Wanza.
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Is that the best you
could come up with?
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It's just a bit of fun,
makes Davis happy.
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And you and your perfectly
conditioned hair
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don't benefit from this at all?
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Are you gonna bust me or not?
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I haven't decided yet.
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Emma?
What?
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When's Brent gonna be finished
his stupid banjo lesson?
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Probably right after
his guitar lesson.
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I'll be dead by the time
I finish this fence.
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So I have two things
to look forward to.
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Um, just outta curiosity,
how old are you?
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I turned 16 last week.
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16? Wow.
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Almost as old
as my glasses.
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Look, Timmy--
Toby.
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Tommy. I think this might
be a waste of our time.
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Well, let's see what
level you're at.
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Why don't you show me
what you can do.
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All right.
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Well, here's a little
somethin' I wrote
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called "Purple Lava."
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Okay, so beginner.
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Brings back memories.
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What are you
talking about?
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I used to struggle like that too
before I started workin' out.
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You work out?
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Yeah. Check out
these six packs. Huh?
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Yeah, I been goin'
to the gym lately.
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Well, that's a waste of time.
Gyms are for suckers.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, uh, how about
I help ya out here
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and we'll see who's the sucker?
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Hoo, hoo, hoo.
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How far apart are
the contractions?
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Got it.
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I got it.
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Thank God.
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Hey, Wanda.
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Davis, there is something
that you need to know.
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Oh, okay. But first,
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these are for you.
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Oh.
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Getting you flowers
was in my horoscope.
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Oh. Okay?
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Now, what do I need
to know?
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I should put these
in some water.
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I already knew that.
But thanks.
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Oh, those are
some nice flowers.
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Very clever.
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There's no reason why we both
can't benefit from this.
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Oh, I hope you don't think
that you can just buy
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my character with
a bouquet of--
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oh, my, look at those daisies.
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Okay, okay,
you've got this,
you've got this.
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This is all you! Yes.
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Nice, Emma, nice.
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It's more motivating with
a partner, don't ya think?
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My motivation's
definitely affected.
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That's the spirit. Yeah.
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Maybe I should lift some more
grass seed, work on my delts.
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Are they connected
to your mouth?
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Because that's getting
a good workout.
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You got a lot to
learn about anatomy.
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Hey, Karen, want me to
read you your horoscope?
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Nah, I don't believe
in that crap.
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It makes sense. It says,
Capricorns will be very
skeptical today.
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I'm a Virgo.
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I thought you didn't
believe in this crap.
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Hey, Karen,
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just wanna let you know I won't
be workin' out with ya anymore.
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So, no change.
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Emma was right.
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Gyms are for suckers,
suckers who think they're funny.
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You are a bit of a sucker.
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But I wouldn't expect
any less from a Virgo.
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Well, gotta go wash
Wanda's car.
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Emma called me a sucker?
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It's just I'm not learning
anything from this kid.
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He doesn't know
half of what I know.
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Well, the important
thing is ya gave up.
Pass me the hammer.
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I bet he couldn't play
'80s rock as good as me.
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Too bad for him.
Pass the hammer.
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Yeah, I should go over there
and blow his doors off with
some heavy thrash metal.
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Less yammer, more hammer!
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And that is how we threw
it down in the '80s,
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my green young friend.
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Right. But didn't most of those
two-finger power bands
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use a minor chord to the
bridge, like, uh, like this?
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Sometimes they did.
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Hey, I would really like Davis
to clean my basement this week.
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So if you could put
somethin' in the horoscopes.
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I would. But I need him to do
some painting at my house
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and I don't think he'll
have time to do both.
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Well, my basement
really needs cleaning.
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Well, these horoscopes
really were my idea.
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It says Madam Wanza on there.
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It doesn't say Madam...
Zayzie.
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Yeah.
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Ooo, wouldn't it be terrible
if Davis found out
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who Madam Wanza really is?
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I see.
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So it's extortion, is it?
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I never thought
you'd stoop so low.
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I'm proud of you.
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How long does it take
to hand over one little hammer?
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Brent?
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Okay, that's it.
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Tell your kid to stop
fillin' my kid's head
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with rock and roll dreams.
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Who's your kid?
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Brent, the big one, big head,
this high, this wide,
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wears jeans.
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Oh, the beginner?
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I thought he was weird, but
now that I see his old man,
it all makes sense.
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What's that supposed ta mean?
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It means you're a nutcase
and I don't want you
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or your weirdo son taking
lessons from my kid.
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I wouldn't let my kid
hang out with your jackass kid,
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because your kid has
a jackass for a father
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and comes from a
long line a jackasses!
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You can't insult my
whole family like that!
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Your whole jackass family!
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Oh, hey, Emma.
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Where are ya off to?
Oh, I was just--
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Me, I'm off to the gym, to
work out with the suckers.
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There's a lot of them there.
I was just telling Hank that.
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I know.
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I don't mean I know there
are suckers there, but--
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I was trying to make a point.
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Oh, I wasn't
talking about you.
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I meant those people who wear
those stupid spandex getups
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and talk about reps and quads.
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That is you.
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And it's wicking microfibre,
not spandex. Big difference.
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I didn't mean anything by it.
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Hey, Emma, ya ready to
pump some soil, huh?
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I'm just gonna go inside,
change into my spandex.
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See ya, sucker.
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We sell a lotta mushroom soup.
You ever notice that?
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Lacey's a backstabbing hose
bag. You ever notice that?
248
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,351
I noticed the soup.
249
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,588
Well, two can play at this
game, and I've been playing it
250
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,824
a lot longer than
Little Miss Dirty Basement.
251
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,193
Know what I mean?
No clue.
252
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,128
Oh, yeah, you got that right.
253
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,664
I can handle her,
don't you fret about that.
254
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,066
Fret. Was that some
kinda dig at me?
255
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,202
If it was, it wasn't a good one.
256
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,237
Fret, guitar fret,
crappy guitarist, me.
257
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,206
Hit me over the head with it.
258
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,742
Is this about that kid?
Geez, you gotta relax.
259
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,810
So what if he can play guitar.
260
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,581
You're a grown man with a house,
a car, and your own business.
261
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,883
He's just some dopey kid.
262
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:34,220
I guess I never really
put it in perspective.
263
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:37,523
And I have a car and a house
and my own business,
264
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,258
grown-up things.
265
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:43,095
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm
off to consume a beer, legally.
266
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:49,068
One, two, and three.
267
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,704
Geez, nice set, Emma,
nice set. That's good.
268
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,673
You know, I think I wanna
work on my glutes today.
269
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,909
Is there anything you
wanted to work on?
270
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,377
Yeah, my beets.
271
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,012
Hmm.
272
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:10,422
Oh, I can't seem to lift this.
Could you give me a hand?
273
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,358
Spot me.
274
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:14,927
Hoo, hoo.
275
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:18,030
This isn't that heavy.
276
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:22,034
You can lift that on your own?
Do you know what that means?
277
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,504
Uh, I can, uh,
fertilize the garden?
278
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,474
It means you've grown
stronger than me.
279
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:31,443
The student has
surpassed the teacher.
280
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,713
I'm filled with pride as
you go off on your own,
281
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,749
away from me.
282
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,384
Yeah.
283
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:42,054
I'm gonna go tell
everybody back at the gym.
284
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,827
Hey, Davis, I noticed you
didn't come by my house today.
285
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,795
Why would I do that?
286
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,998
Well, my basement's still
pretty dirty.
287
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,667
Good to know.
288
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,635
Did you read your
horoscope today?
289
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,137
I sure did.
290
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:01,006
And it said to take on a
painting project today.
291
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:04,276
And check this out.
These are my lucky numbers.
292
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:07,246
Did it say anything about Aries
being double crossers?
293
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,981
No.
294
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:12,418
Nothin' personal, but
you're really bad at small talk.
295
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,590
Hey, Leroy!
296
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,258
Who the hell?
297
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,230
Corky? Corky Dillems?
298
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,398
So I'm talkin'
to my kid
299
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:30,035
and he tells me
that you called him
300
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:33,606
and my whole family...
301
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,043
a whole bunch...
302
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,012
of jackasses.
303
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:44,650
I-I-I-I didn't know that
was your family, Corky.
304
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:48,554
Or maybe ya didn't think
I'm as tough as I used to be.
305
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:52,157
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You've always been pretty tough.
306
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,427
You wanna die young,
Leroy?
307
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:58,297
You wanna die
middle-aged, Leroy?
308
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,400
Do ya wanna die
a senior, Leroy?
309
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,003
Yes. I-I mean eventually.
310
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,505
But I-I-I think we're
gettin' past the age
311
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,041
where we settle things
with fisticuffs.
312
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,910
You think what
you want.
313
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:14,880
But you talk to my kid
like that again
314
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:21,287
and you're gonna find out
what I think.
315
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,523
Davis.
316
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,492
Davis, I need
to talk to you.
317
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:29,161
Not now. I'm on my way
to mow Wanda's lawn.
318
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,698
Wanda's been writing
those horoscopes to get
you to do things for her.
319
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,566
Unbelievable...
320
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,835
how accurate these are.
Check it out.
321
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,405
It says today not to listen
to conspiracy theories
322
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:40,906
by pushy brunettes.
323
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,609
Wanda wrote that.
I'm not listening to you.
324
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,045
La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la.
325
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,929
Aw, come on.
326
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,469
Heard ya had a chat
with Davis.
327
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:12,504
How'd that work
out for ya?
328
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,139
Like you don't know.
329
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,242
I don't know.
Only Madam Wanza knows.
330
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:20,913
Huh, I wonder what Madam Wanza
will write tomorrow.
331
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,415
I hope she doesn't say
anything about not eating
332
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:27,586
at local restaurants that
start with R and end with uby.
333
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,321
You don't have to do that.
334
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:30,789
It's not up to me.
335
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,692
It's written in the stars,
by me.
336
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:37,296
Game, scorch, and pow!
337
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,174
Uh, c'mere.
What are you doing?
338
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:50,676
I'll explain later.
339
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,177
Hey, Toby. Hey.
340
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:54,880
That was a pretty nice car
you were drivin' earlier.
341
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,482
Is that your mom's?
342
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:59,952
No, it's mine, actually. Did
most of the work on it myself.
343
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,653
I could tell.
344
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,189
This is my
girlfriend, Sasha.
345
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,759
Oh. Well, this is Lacey.
She's my special friend.
346
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,494
Right, Babe?
Babe?
347
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:11,163
Oh, she doesn't like to be
called Babe. Feminist.
348
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,731
Sorry, Toots.
349
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,670
Okay, I can explain.
350
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,305
Well, that would be good.
351
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,808
Because my confusion and
my rage are standing by.
352
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:25,778
That's the guitar kid. Only
it's not just a guitar anymore.
353
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,847
He's got a nicer car than me,
he's got a girlfriend.
354
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,749
He keeps beating me
at everything.
355
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:33,185
Your arch nemesis
is a 16-year-old?
356
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:34,820
Okay, you know what?
357
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,256
My confusion and my rage
have been replaced by
358
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,158
an awkward sadness.
359
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:46,965
Yep, I'm stronger than Emma
and I'm stronger than Karen.
360
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,434
Huh?
361
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,836
And those are only two women
I'm stronger than.
362
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:54,106
First of all, I doubt it.
Second of all, no, you're not.
363
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,109
Do you mind? I'm trying to work
on some power chords.
364
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,945
I got a couple power
chords for ya.
365
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,114
Strumm, schlaaang.
366
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,483
You gotta lay off
that guitar kid.
367
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,452
His grandfather's
Corky Dillems,
368
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,620
the meanest SOB
south of the north pole.
369
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,190
If you don't patch it up
with that kid,
370
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,092
I'm gonna get pummelled.
371
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,127
I'm not clear on
my motivation.
372
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,628
You know,
Oscar,
373
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,331
if someone kicks sand in
your face, you work out,
374
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:23,068
then in a few weeks you punch
him out in front of the girl
375
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:26,004
that the guy who kicked sand
in your face stole.
376
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,506
Know what I'm sayin'?
No.
377
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:32,644
That's okay, 'cause these
do all the talkin' I need.
378
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,018
That's all I got so far.
379
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,688
Hey, Davis, check
your horoscope yet?
380
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,889
No.
381
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,158
Well, when you do, the
plunger's behind the toilet.
382
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,127
I'm not really into
horoscopes anymore,
383
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,164
Where did ya get that?
384
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,932
Lacey gave it to me.
385
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:57,436
We don't have to wait for our
horoscope to come out every day.
386
00:18:57,569 --> 00:19:00,239
We can just make decisions
on the fly, like, um,
387
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:03,075
should Davis read
his horoscope today?
388
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,480
Fat chance, Madam Wanza.
389
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,316
Mine just says no.
390
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,923
Hi, fellas.
391
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:21,527
Still tryin' to nail
two boards together?
392
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,996
Not much of a handyman,
are ya, Leroy?
393
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,565
I guess not.
394
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:30,269
Maybe I should just give up
on this, go in the house.
395
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,904
Hey, Oscar.
396
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,206
Just dropped by to
take out the trash.
397
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,175
I-I-I don't know this guy.
398
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:40,812
Why don't you and the other
Golden Girls hit the road
before I decide to get rough?
399
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,848
What's your problem?
400
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,951
You wanna die
young and skinny?
401
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:48,921
I'm with you, Corky. Get him.
402
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:52,691
Oh, don't do that.
You do not wanna do that.
403
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,995
Uh...
404
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,098
Come on fellas.
405
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,767
Keep walkin'.
406
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,636
I think they were scared
off by someone else.
407
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,173
Who, Emma?
408
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,809
Still working on that fence.
409
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:13,745
Not much of a handyman, are ya?
410
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,781
Hold these.
411
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,254
There you go.
412
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:25,624
You got this,
you got this.
It's all you!
413
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,799
Uh, I know I've been
a little weird and competitive.
414
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,934
You were being competitive?
I didn't notice.
415
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,136
I did notice the weird thing.
416
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,940
I guess I was a little insecure,
but I know I'm lucky to have
417
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,977
the opportunity to learn from
someone as talented as you.
418
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,478
Well, thanks.
419
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,880
Sorry, we can't have a
lesson right now, though.
420
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,250
My guitar's outta tune
and my tuner's outta batteries.
421
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,118
Well, just tune it manually.
422
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,620
I don't know how.
423
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,022
You don't know how to
tune a guitar manually?
424
00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:00,759
Simplest thing in the world.
I learned to do that
when I was ten.
425
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,395
I can do lots of other stuff
on the guitar.
426
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,331
Fat lotta good it'll do ya
when you're out of tune.
427
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,933
Hey, I can do triplets.
428
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,240
Oops, sorry.
429
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:21,980
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432
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433
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:49,308
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
434
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,443
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
435
00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:55,047
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