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We go to the offensive
line with Gene Makowsky--
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C'mon, Riders,
let's go!
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You're wasting
your time.
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The Riders haven't been
any good since the old days.
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Joe 747 Adams.
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Polecat Poley.
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Molly McGee.
She was as tough as nails.
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Molly McGee was a guy.
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I don't think so.
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First woman to play
in the CFL. Look it up.
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What, dementia?
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Joe Dementia played
baseball, ya jackass.
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Can we have another
round here?
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Touchdown, Toronto!
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So how's it goin'
on the old griddle?
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Gridiron.
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Right.
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You'll be happy to know
the Argos are winning.
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I'm cheerin'
for the Riders.
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Been a fan ever since
they moved the team from Ottawa.
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Oh, please, football gods,
if you help the Riders win,
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I promise me, Brent, and Lacey
will paint our faces green
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for a whole month.
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You're on!
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Now when you say face--
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C'mon. I thought you said
you were a Riders fan.
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Oh, I'm on board.
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But when you say a month--
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C'mon, we're runnin' outta time.
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All right, fine.
I'll wear a Riders jersey
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and paint their logos
on my cheeks.
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Ya hear that, football gods?
She said yes.
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He's open, he's wide open!
Throw the ball!
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First and goal.
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All right, we won!
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I'm sorry, I don't
do that very often.
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Excellent!
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Hey, Karen, here's that mixed
CD I said I'd make for ya.
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Ooo, wow!
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Thank you.
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How come she gets a CD
and I don't?
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I like music.
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You want me to make you a CD?
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Are you ready for it?
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Are you ready
for a Davis Disc?
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I'm ready for you
to back up a bit.
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So it begins.
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We're looking for volunteers
at the seniors home
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and we were wondering if you'd
like to read to Mrs. Carmichael.
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Mrs. Carmichael?
I thought she was dead.
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She's not dead. So, would you
like to volunteer?
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Fine.
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You know who I always
think is dead,
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that guy that played Fish
on Barney Miller .
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What as
his name? He is dead.
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Oh, get the
hell outta here.
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No, he's not dead.
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What about you, Emma?
What about me?
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Abe Vigoda.
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Would you like to bring
some food to the seniors?
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All right.
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How about you, Oscar?
Would you like to help out?
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No.
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See how easy it is?
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You got somethin'
on your face.
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Hm?
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It's face paint.
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No, the other side.
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It's all face paint.
Where's yours?
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Oh, we weren't serious
about that, were we?
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Whoa, ho, ho, somebody
wimped out on the pact.
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No, no, I painted
my face green. See?
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Yes, you did.
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And so did I, because we
are real fans, unlike Brent.
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I'm a fan.
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Look, that spearmint gum, green.
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These chips I'm eatin'
got flakes a green stuff
all over them.
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The washer fluid.
All right, that's blue.
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But if I put some lemon
juice in there, green.
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Do you use that lame excuse
on St. Patrick's Day too?
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Fine. I'll put on the jersey,
I'll paint my face.
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Don't bump into those green
air fresheners. Go Riders!
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Here are three different
versions of the cover.
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Which one do you
like best?
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Oh, uh, that one.
Sums me up perfectly.
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The one with
the spaceship That's
and the horse? a horse?
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Wow. Yeah, sums
me up perfectly.
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So, we done here?
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Oh, ho, ho, and the finished
product's a ways away yet.
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Look, I just want some
music to listen to
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while I scrub the crapper.
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I see.
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That changes everything.
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Hello? Mrs. Carmichael?
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It's Officer Karen Pelly.
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I didn't know
the watch was his.
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I can't see well.
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No, I'm here
to read to you.
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Oh, good.
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This is one of
my favourites.
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Passion in the Willows?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Ahem.
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"The sun glistened off
the bead of sweat
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"that rolled down between
Nurse Chambers'...
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"ample bosom.
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"Her auburn hair
danced in the wind
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as she glanced at
his beefy..."
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Beefy what?
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How long have you
been standing there?
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Since ample bosom.
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Well, don't let me stop you.
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Enjoy your smut book.
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Coffee's on the house
there, Rider fan.
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'Cause that's what Rider fans
do for each other. Am I right?
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No doubt!
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Hello, sports fans.
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Now before you say a word--
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Unbelievable.
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Or after you say a word.
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I thought about the face paint,
but I have a very large face.
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That's a lotta paint.
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And the thing about the shirt
is that-that tag really itches.
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The tag itches on mine too.
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But that's what real
fans put up with.
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No doubt!
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Yeah, but it rubs against
this little mole, here.
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That could be really annoying.
Am I right?
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You are really pathetic.
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Am I right? No doubt!
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I brought you some leftovers
from the seniors home.
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That place gives
me the creeps.
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Buncha old people sittin'
around, not doin' anything,
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watchin' TV.
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Actually, something kind
of funny happened to Karen.
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Tell me quick before
my show comes back on.
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Well, she had to read this
romance novel to Mrs. Carmichael
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and it was all about
rippling biceps this
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and ample bosoms that.
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That's funny.
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What else did she say?
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I'll tell ya later.
Your show's back on.
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Ah, screw Quincy .
C'mon.
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Here's your CD.
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I think you're really gonna
enjoy the aural journey.
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I even put some
Journey on there.
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I listened to the disc
while cleaning my toilet.
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Worked like a charm.
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There's a toilet here if
you wanna listen to it again.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'll leave you to enjoy it.
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Hello, Mrs. Carmichael.
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It's Oscar.
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Emma's husband?
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I thought she said
you were dead.
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I'm not dead.
I thought you were dead.
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What are you doing here?
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Just visiting an old friend.
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Oh, story time, eh?
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Well, I'll just sit quietly
in the corner and listen.
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Um...
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"Nurse Chambers' hot breath
caressed the back of his neck.
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His supple buttocks
glistened in the moonlight."
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Sorry. My hearing's
not very good.
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What was that in the moonlight?
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Supple buttocks.
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Smut reader.
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So how'd ya like the CD?
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Fantastic, blew my mind.
No need to make another.
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Which was your
favourite song?
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Um, Song 2.
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I liked how it came right
after the first one, there,
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you know, like right after,
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and sorta slid into Song 3.
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Did not see that coming.
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Soooo?
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Sooo... we done here?
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There's an unwritten rule
amongst mixed CD makers
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that if I make
a mixed CD for you,
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you have to make one for me.
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How about this? Hear me out.
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Instead of me making you
a mixed CD, how about I don't?
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Sorry. Unwritten rules
are rules.
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She had to read this
one part about being...
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ripe like a peach
ready for the picking.
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I thought she was gonna
die of embarrassment.
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What are you doing?
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We're havin' a good
laugh about Karen.
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No, with my shoulder.
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Nothin'.
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Just tryin' to have
a conversation.
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I'm gonna take out
the garbage.
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And that's it...
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Way to go, Brent,
ya cost us the game.
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We didn't get as many
end zone points 'cause of you.
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They didn't lose just
'cause I didn't dress up.
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Nice goin', Brent. Now I have to
tell my wife I lost the farm.
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You bet the farm
on the game?
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Well, no. I'm-I'm just
bad at business.
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But if we'd won, I'd have
somethin' good to tell her.
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Oh well, we'll get 'em
next time. Am I right?
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No doubt!
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No doubt!
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Hello.
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Hot dog.
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Let's get this started!
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I wonder what
smutty shenanigans
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Nurse Chambers
has got up to today.
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Well, today I thought we might
try something different.
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I brought the manual
to my VCR.
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"Dear valued Toshiba customer--"
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Save it!
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We want Willowy Passions.
Don't we, Mrs. C.?
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I do love that book.
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It's the only thing
I look forward to.
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Fine.
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"She then turned,
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and standing there was her
twin brother Simon."
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Shut up!
Her brother's still alive!
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00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,668
And we would
have won, too,
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if Brent had dressed up
like he promised.
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Aren't you
the least bit ashamed?
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Even Lacey, an outsider,
shows more support than you do.
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Dressing up doesn't
make you a better fan.
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Until last week Lacey
thought the players
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went into a cuddle
before each play.
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And Hank only wants to wear
green face paint
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for a month so he
doesn't have to shower.
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Being a real fan is about
knowing the strategies
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and the coaching
and the players.
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It has nothin' to do with two
people dressin' up like idiots.
Real nice, Brent.
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And they can cuddle
when they huddle.
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Ta-dah!
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Already?
242
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But you didn't even
ask me any questions.
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Oh, I've been silently
studying you for a long time.
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This CD has been years
in the making.
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Shuffle, burn, done.
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00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,725
So,
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this completes our transaction?
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No more unwritten rules?
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I don't have to knit ya a
sweater or get ya a puppy?
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00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:16,035
Thanks, Wanda.
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00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:19,572
So you thanking me
means we're done.
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00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,910
I thought you were gonna
stop reading that smut
to Mrs. Carmichael.
253
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,412
I tried.
254
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,615
But, you know, it's not as
smutty as I originally thought.
255
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:32,551
It's actually a pretty good
story. Simon's still alive.
256
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:34,019
I don't care.
257
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,489
Oscar can't keep
his hands off me!
258
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,960
What's gotten into you?
259
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,828
Nothing.
260
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,330
Can't a guy stretch?
261
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,198
I'm gonna get ya out of it.
262
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,300
You-you don't have
to do that for me.
263
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,503
I'm doing it for me.
264
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:03,415
Wanda!
265
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,453
Hi, Davis.
266
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:10,790
I was just out for a run.
Didn't see you there.
267
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,726
I wanna talk to you about
that CD you made me.
268
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,462
Oh, I really don't like
to talk about the process.
269
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,197
I love it.
270
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,832
It's the ultimate
mixed CD.
271
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,268
Opening with classical music,
then reggae,
272
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:25,838
followed by a children's song,
then ending with whale sounds.
273
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,406
Brilliant.
274
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,743
You are a CD mix genius.
275
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,646
My CDs are garbage
compared to yours.
276
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,849
No, yours aren't garbage.
277
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,422
That's nice of you
to say that.
278
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,590
Ah.
279
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,259
So, um, we're done?
280
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:54,033
Okay, so for the next game
I'm thinking of making
281
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:57,203
a little guacamole
and sour cream dip.
282
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,172
You get it?
283
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,141
Green and white.
284
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,810
Oh, yeah. I'd nosh
on that action.
285
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,047
Oh. Sorry, I thought
we only did that
286
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,216
after one of us
said "No doubt."
287
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,286
Oh, yeah! Go Riders!
288
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,528
That's right, take a moment,
drink it all in.
289
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:31,070
You know, normally I ask
this around Halloween,
290
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,038
but what are you
supposed to be?
291
00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:35,107
I think he's the
Jolly Green Giant.
292
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,877
No, I'm-I'm Saskaman.
It's a character I invented.
293
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,845
I'm like you guys. Go Riders!
294
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,347
Are you mocking us?
295
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,515
I'm not mocking you,
I'm one of you.
296
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,150
No, you aren't.
297
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,052
Are there mirrors
on your planet?
298
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:50,089
Who are you,
the Green Goblin?
299
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,092
The Green Goblin looks
nothing like this.
300
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,361
I'm Saskaman,
Super Rider Fan.
301
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,997
You're Saska-jerk,
Super Jerky Man.
302
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:01,700
You're Stupid Stinky Man
from the planet Knobula.
303
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:07,273
I don't know what game
we're playin', but I like it.
304
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,709
Mrs. Carmichael,
305
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:13,879
I'm afraid Karen won't be able
to read to you anymore.
306
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,714
It's against her religion.
307
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,549
She's Muslim.
308
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,118
Karen's Muslim?
309
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,687
Presbyterian Muslim.
310
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,689
It's new, it's all the rage.
311
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,858
I don't suppose you
could read to me?
312
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,393
I'm Muslim too.
313
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,928
No, you're not.
314
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,030
What are you doing here?
Where's Karen?
315
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,232
Oh, she can't read anymore.
316
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,234
I asked Emma,
but she said no.
317
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,769
Well, I'll read it.
318
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,271
Oh no you don't,
Mr. Randy-Pants.
319
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,807
Someone please read?
320
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,209
All right.
321
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,180
One chapter,
then I'm outta here.
322
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,488
Davis says you're good
at mixing CDs.
323
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,390
Can you mix me one?
324
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,593
Oh, I don't know if I
would use the word artist.
325
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,029
I didn't say artist.
326
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,865
Oh. Well, it is an art
to do it right.
327
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,201
It takes time and effort.
328
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,437
Shuffle, burn, done.
329
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,739
And here ya go.
330
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:17,743
Prepare to be blown away
by the aural journey.
331
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:20,546
I thought Karen
was the smut reader.
332
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,115
Hey, Hank.
333
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:26,151
I thought us two super fans
could go to the bar for
334
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,388
the next Rider game, watch 'em
stick it to those Blue Bombers.
335
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,390
Nah, I'm not
really in the mood.
336
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,559
Hey, why'd ya take
your face paint off?
337
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,527
'Cause you're makin' fun of me.
338
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,364
No, I'm not. Of all
the stupid things you do,
339
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,566
why would I make fun
of this one?
340
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,468
Whatever, Alaskaman.
341
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,703
It's not Alaskaman.
I'm Saskaman.
342
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,072
Why would Alaskaman's
face be green?
343
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,874
Because it's cold.
344
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,477
That makes even less sense.
345
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,146
Hi, Alice.
346
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,280
Shhhh!
347
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:56,882
My bad.
348
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,885
I was wondering if you
could help me find a book.
349
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,687
It's called
Passion in the Willows.
350
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,722
Mm-hmm.
351
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,692
Look, I know the deal.
352
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,795
You get your jollies
reading dirty books to seniors.
353
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,964
Jollies?
354
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,366
I just wanna know how it ends.
355
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,770
Maybe you could try the
library in Smutsville.
356
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,106
"Nurse Chambers was wa--
357
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:38,957
"--waiting for him."
358
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:41,560
Are you sure Karen
can't come back?
359
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,062
No kidding.
360
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,064
This is like listening
to a chainsaw,
361
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,765
a chainsaw that can't read.
362
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,300
Hello.
363
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,835
Karen.
364
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,771
At least one of my
prayers was answered.
365
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,607
Now we're gonna hear
some good reading.
366
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,677
All right, let's see if
these two lovebirds get caught.
367
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,815
Hey, Lacey, Rider game
comin' up. Do ya wanna go?
368
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:06,552
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought
you were somebody else.
369
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:09,788
Who are you supposed to be,
Marvin the Martian?
370
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,890
Marvin the Martian's
face was black.
371
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,226
Geez, you people
and your references.
372
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:15,727
Hey, Swamp Thing,
373
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,529
I'm over here.
374
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,231
Hey, where's all
your green stuff?
375
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,533
I took it off.
You made your point.
376
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:24,103
You're the best fan,
the smartest fan,
377
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,871
the most dedicated fan.
378
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,673
All hail Sasquatch Man.
379
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,541
I'm here in support.
380
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,077
And I'm not Sasquatch Man,
or Alaskaman,
381
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,546
or Marvin the Martian,
or Fat Kermit.
382
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,151
Well, aren't you clever.
383
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,286
Another satisfied customer.
384
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,957
How was your CD?
Blow your mind,
freak out your soul?
385
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,961
"Stupid Boy," "Idiot Wind,"
"Thick as a Brick."
386
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:52,464
I know what you're trying
to say. I'm an idiot.
387
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:57,302
Look, I just hit shuffle
and burned 10 songs at random.
388
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,037
Not mine, right?
389
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,839
Of course not yours.
390
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,843
A polka song,
a Broadway musical,
391
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:07,646
a chapter from
A Year in Provence.
392
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,181
Okay, yours too.
393
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,682
I don't believe it.
394
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,085
You've broken the first
unwritten rule of CD mixing,
395
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,953
"Thou shalt not shuffle."
396
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,823
I thought you said there
were no more unwritten rules.
397
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,727
Can you make me a CD,
one that doesn't call me stupid?
398
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,764
And so it begins.
399
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,202
So, we done here?
400
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,607
Whoa.
401
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,376
Josh, fire up the grill.
402
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,045
I think I can retire
after I feed these two.
403
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,214
Hey, guys. The Riders
are gonna win tonight.
404
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,650
Oh, are you fans?
They play for the Riders.
405
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,418
Oh, right.
406
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,320
That is what I was sayin'.
407
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,289
That was just a
little fan humour,
408
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,124
'cause that what
we do as fans.
409
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,293
She's--you know?
410
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,229
Whoa. Gene Makowsky
and Matt Dominguez.
411
00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:00,199
Yeah, and you know what else?
They play for the Riders.
412
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,967
What are you guys
doing here?
413
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,102
They probably came to see
their biggest fan.
414
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,805
Word probably got out there
was this huge Roughrider fan
415
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,441
in Dog River and they came
to see for themselves.
416
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:13,078
Actually, we were just
looking for some coffee.
Quite the get-up, though.
417
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,546
Yeah, it's
pretty lame, eh?
418
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,048
I think it's pretty cool.
419
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,016
You're like a man from
Saskatchewan,
420
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,052
like a Saskatchewan Man.
421
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:21,720
You're like Saskaguy.
422
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,255
Saskaman.
423
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:26,258
No, Saskaguy. It's always
been Saskaguy.
424
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,161
Hey, Saskaguy, here's a
couple tickets to our next game.
425
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,997
Whoa, thanks.
426
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,233
Ah, actually, could
I get one more?
427
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,436
There's a couple of people
I'd really like to take with me.
428
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,037
Sure.
429
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,610
Go Riders!
430
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,345
Go Riders!
431
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,080
Are you mocking us?
432
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,815
No.
433
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,154
"Lieutenant Wilson kissed
her gently
434
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,156
"on her perfectly formed ear.
435
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,292
"Then he glided
out of the room
436
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,327
knowing he would never
see her again."
437
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:03,962
Wow.
438
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,365
I didn't think it
would end like that.
439
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,134
Ah, pretty good book, huh?
440
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,671
Mrs. Carmichael?
441
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,776
Mrs. Carmichael?
442
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:23,415
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