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Hey, you guys know
anything about
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this Harvest Dance thing?
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Well, there's a harvest, uh,
and then we have a dance.
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I'm not sure where we
came up with the name.
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It's symbolic, really.
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The year's toil is done,
so we celebrate,
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with music, cheap booze, and a
couple of pointless fistfights.
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Sometimes there's cake.
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And it's this weekend?
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Come on, Lacey.
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Don't tell me that you don't
know about the Harvest Dance
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and that you don't fit in
with the community.
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No.
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Good.
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Because it's gettin'
a little old.
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I didn't know about
the Harvest Dance
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and I don't fit into
the community.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Listen, I wouldn't worry
about Wanda, back there.
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No, she's right. You know?
She was just--
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I mope around trying to
be part of the community
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and every time
I screw it up somehow.
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Do you want to
be a part of something
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almost no one knows about,
a little local conspiracy?
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I wanna be in the know.
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As long as I can remember, my
mom has been making jelly salad.
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Oh, wow.
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Wait, there's more.
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She thinks that Dad and I
really like it.
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Okay. Well, then,
take care.
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Every--every year around
this time my dad and I
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have to one up each other to
get out of eating it,
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all the while maintaining
the charade
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that we actually do like it.
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Really?
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Does anyone else
know about this?
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I don't think so.
It's pretty hush-hush.
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Oh, great.
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I'm in. What do we do?
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Okay, here's the plan.
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We need--
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What? I can't hear you.
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Oh, sorry. I said
we need to trick my mom.
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I deserve a raise, Davis.
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You always find money in
the budget for other things
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like Emma and Oscar's wedding
or Taser guns, bikes.
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Those had a police
application.
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Oscar and Emma's wedding
had a police application?
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Oscar's one of our
biggest customers.
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Looks like fun.
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Holding a sign?
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Yeah, to have the power
to make people--
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Stop?
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Well, I was thinking more
proceed with caution.
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It would be good to have
one of these in real life.
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So someone could
walk up to ya
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and say,
"What's your sign?"
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I was thinking more
if someone was talking to you
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and you didn't want them to,
then you just turn the sign
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and it says "Stop."
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Or if you want them to
watch what they're saying,
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then you give them
"Proceed with caution."
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Oops! Sorry!
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What are you doin'?
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What I always do
this time of year.
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Jelly salad with
the pineapple things
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and the banana chunks
in it.
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Yeah. You and Brent go
through it like crazy.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I meant to tell you,
I booked an appointment
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at the doctor's and
I'm gettin' a flu shot.
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You're getting a flu shot, voluntarily?
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Try to talk me out of it
all you want,
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but I'm gettin'
the flu shot.
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Ah, what's your name?
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Heather.
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Hey, both our names
start with the letter H.
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Cool.
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Wow.
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There's something going on here
bigger than the both of us.
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Hmm.
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Hi, Karen.
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Why so glum?
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Davis won't
give me a raise.
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I feel like I'm not
moving forward.
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Oh, I know exactly
what you mean.
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I feel like I am never
gonna fit in around here.
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Yes,
Brent tries to--
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Yeah, yeah, you want to be
part of the community.
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Could we talk
about my thing?
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Oh. Yeah.
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So, what's the plan for this
year's Operation Jelly Fib?
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Lacey and I have
something worked out.
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You're making a mistake.
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Lacey is a lousy fibber.
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Lacey's great at fibbing.
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Here, let me illustrate
with the following examples.
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Did you get enough
sleep last night?
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You look brutal.
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Have you ever thought
about gettin' a nose job?
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Oh, wow, your skull,
it's enormous.
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She's always
fibbin' like that.
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Yeah.
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You have a tiny skull.
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So, uh, listen,
uh, Heather.
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You know, there's this like,
uh, dance comin' up and, um--
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Is that for me?
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No.
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You want me to
proceed with caution?
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No, I just have limited
options with the sign.
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Oh, yeah. Thanks.
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Uh, yeah, so, uh, yeah, would--
you know, would you--
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would you like to, uh, go to
the Harvest Dance with me?
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Yeah, I'd--I'd love to.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Hey, I heard
Hank met a girl.
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One he doesn't
have to blow up?
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Oh, I shoulda saved that
for when he was here.
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Will you set me up
when he comes?
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Sure. What'd I say,
he has a blow-up doll?
No, I said--
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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This isn't about your
not fitting in, is it?
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No. Although I don't fit in.
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What do you want,
a hug?
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You fit in plenty. You're
a pillar of the community.
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Hey, Paul, I'll
have the usual.
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The usual what?
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Yeah, I've made a
real impression.
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Don't judge by Paul.
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He phoned me the other day to
ask what my phone number was.
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Oh. Okay, Brent, I ran
into Emma and I, uh--
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oh, does Wanda know
about the...
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Jelly salad? Yeah.
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No, uh,
I just found out.
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What a bombshell!
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Anyway, Brent, I don't
think I can keep it secret
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from your mom.
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Lacey, you can't
duck out now.
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Hey, everyone.
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This is my date for the
Harvest Dance, Heather.
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Heather, this is Brent,
my best friend.
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Oh. You're the one who doesn't
like his mom's jelly salad.
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Yeah.
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That reminds me. Um, I have
to call my parents.
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Oh. Where do they live?
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Wullerton.
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Hey, you guys,
did ya hear?
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Hank's going out with
a girl from Wullerton.
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Someone from here going out
with someone from there?
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That's a tough
road to hoe.
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How does anyone
hoe a road?
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The expression
is row to hoe.
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Hank is an idiot.
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Wait. Here he comes.
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Okay, he's here.
Now go ahead.
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Hank is an idiot for going
out with a girl from Wullerton.
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Can we talk about
something else?
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I'm running out of spit.
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Hey, Wanda,
I need your advice.
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Oh.
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Well, go back in time and
every single decision you made,
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do the opposite.
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Or was there
something specific?
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What should I do
about Heather?
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She seems sweet.
Too bad you have to dump her.
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Ah, boy, this
is gonna hurt.
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Hank, I was kidding.
You don't have to dump her.
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Hmm?
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Oh, heh-heh, more of that
trademark Wanda sarcasm, eh?
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Yeah, you're right, I'm
going to have to dump her.
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Don't dump her.
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There's no reason why the
two of you can't overcome
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the fact that
she's from Wullerton.
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Maybe train yourself not to do
that spitting thing.
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Bad news, Emma.
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When I went to the doctor for
my flu shot, he said I have...
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a high sugar count.
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So I can't have any of
your jellied salad. No sweets!
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Oh, Oscar.
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That's too bad.
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More for Brent, though.
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I wouldn't make any less
jelly salad or anything.
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He'll eat more.
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Yeah. Good news for him.
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Good news, all right.
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Well, I'll see ya
later, Hank.
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Yeah, bye.
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Listen, I'm really
glad I met ya.
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That's nice.
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Bye.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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I gotta dump her.
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What? Why?
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Look, I've spent
my life building
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a certain reputation
in this town.
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People aren't going
to think less of you.
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Actually, it's
a mathematical impossibility.
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Well, that's real
nice of you to say.
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I came to see you
because you know what
it's like to be dumped
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and you can
give me advice.
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I am not giving you advice
on how to dump Heather.
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Why do I know what it's
like to be dumped?
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That Toronto guy dumped ya
and then Brent gave ya the boot.
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You know how to roll
with getting dumped.
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Brent didn't--we were--
we were never even--
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oh, look, I am often the dumper,
rarely the dumpee.
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You're right, Lacey.
I should get her to dump me.
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No, that's not
what I meant.
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All right. You don't want to
sell out a sister. I understand.
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But for the sake of argument,
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how should I act to get her
to dump me?
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Just be yourself.
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Bad news for Oscar, Brent.
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He went for his flu shot
and the doctor said
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his blood sugar
was too high.
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But good news for you,
because now you can eat
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all that delicious
jelly salad.
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Hey, Dad, just out
of curiosity,
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where do they give that shot
nowadays?
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Doctor's office.
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Where on the body?
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The--uh, well, I don't know
the medical terminology.
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Arm?
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If you knew,
why did ya ask?
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Well, here's
the thing, Dad.
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The doctor's office
phoned here.
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They made a mistake
on your test,
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said you could eat all
the jelly salad you wanted.
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Right, Lacey?
You--you heard the call.
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That's right. They called.
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I answered the phone, at
The Ruby, where the phone is.
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They did not call.
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Maybe Mom should phone the
doctor right now, verify this.
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Never mind. I believe ya.
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Now the two of ya can
enjoy my jelly salad.
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But I--I can't this year.
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Why not?
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Well, Lacey has me on this
South Park Atkins thingy.
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A special diet?
Is it safe, Lacey?
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No.
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Yes. I mean yes.
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That's great.
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I applied for a job
at Wullerton.
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What?
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00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,660
I think I'm gonna get it.
253
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,962
Don't tell anybody.
254
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,434
What's wrong?
255
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,335
You seem different
than before.
256
00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:44,837
No, everything's good.
257
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,706
Why, do you think
somethin's bad?
258
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,175
Do you feel like
you wanna dump me?
259
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,110
Hi.
260
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,178
Hi, there.
261
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:55,381
I just want to let you
know I'm okay with this.
262
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:56,916
Okay with this?
263
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,452
I've never been
this close to one before.
264
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,920
One what?
265
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,488
Uh, highway worker.
266
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,824
Let's go, Davis.
267
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,629
That was strange.
268
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,765
Ah, what was I saying?
269
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,534
Oh, you were in the
middle of dumpin' me.
270
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,470
Go ahead. I can take it.
271
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,172
Can we have a word?
272
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,975
Don't do this.
273
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,811
You have found someone
who likes you for you,
274
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,813
which is beautiful
and mind boggling.
275
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,648
Don't let it slip away.
276
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:34,987
You're right.
277
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,589
Thank you.
278
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,965
Was that your ex?
279
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:49,668
Yeah. Jealous,
can't move on.
280
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,909
How's Loose Lips?
281
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:59,178
Lacey's fine. She's a rock.
282
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,746
I can't do this.
283
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:04,049
We're lying to your mom, Brent.
That is just so wrong.
284
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,418
You said you wanted
in on the conspiracy.
285
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:10,723
I didn't think it was
gonna be like this,
all fibbing and deceit.
286
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:14,727
You wanted more of an upfront
and open conspiracy?
287
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,462
Exactly.
288
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,465
Brent and Oscar don't
like your jelly salad.
289
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,333
Well, actually,
they hate it.
290
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,435
They've been fibbing
to you for years.
291
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,204
I thought you should know.
292
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,438
Oh.
293
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,809
So you thought it would
be better if I knew that
294
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:33,312
everyone thinks I'm a fool and
that my salad tastes terrible?
295
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,550
Yeah, it's lot better.
296
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,652
Well, good then.
297
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:44,123
I can't believe you told
Mom about the jelly salad.
298
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,926
How much of a heads up
do you need?
299
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,427
I'm sorry.
300
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:49,929
She told Emma!
301
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:50,930
I'm sorry!
302
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,431
Dad, calm down.
303
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,066
This is your fault, Jackass.
304
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,001
If you hadn't blown
my doctor scheme.
305
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,503
Oh, okay. Whoa, whoa.
306
00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:00,005
Let's remember the real
villain here, Lacey.
307
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:03,676
We've gotta figure
somethin' out. Come on.
308
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,612
I--I don't know what it is.
309
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,014
I just don't fit in
around here.
310
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,217
Oh, Lacey, it's
not your fault.
311
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,085
It's Brent's fault
for trusting you.
312
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,455
The lesson here is, that
if a secret is harmless,
313
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:19,425
just sit on it.
You don't have to tell anyone.
314
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:23,429
Yeah. And if Karen wants to take
a job in Wullerton, then she--
315
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,832
Karen's taking a job
in Wullerton?
316
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:30,703
Lacey, how can you just sit
on this and not tell anyone?
317
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,072
Please don't--oh, darn it!
318
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,778
Is it true?
319
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:40,980
What?
320
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,816
Wanda said Lacey said
you're leaving for a new job.
321
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,385
Oh, Lacey. She can't
keep her yap shut.
322
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,287
How could you?
323
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:52,191
Maybe I should just get outta
here and let you calm down.
324
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:55,027
No, no, no, no.
Please, please don't go.
325
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,830
You're the first partner
that hasn't quit in...
326
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,899
ever.
327
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,401
How about a 5% raise?
328
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,903
Done.
329
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:08,173
You really lowballed yourself.
You coulda held out for 7%.
330
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,775
7% or I walk.
331
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,277
Done.
332
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,645
Thanks.
333
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,546
Uh, but what
about the budget?
334
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,815
Ah, we'll figure
somethin' out.
335
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,851
I don't know what to do.
336
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,786
Mom's probably really
hurt right now.
337
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:23,188
You're not suggesting
we tell her the truth?
338
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,657
Don't be insane.
339
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,694
No, we need a new and better
fib, one that's plausible too.
340
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,195
Mom's no rube.
341
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,731
Say, Dad, I heard that
Lacey's been spreading
342
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,466
nonsense and tomfoolery.
343
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:37,002
I also heard about her
nonsense and tomfoolery.
344
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,171
Those are pretty
strong words.
345
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,508
You know, Lacey told me
you didn't like my jelly salad.
346
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:43,509
Nonsense.
347
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:44,944
Tomfoolery.
348
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,745
I bet I know what happened.
349
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:49,782
You see, Lacey has this
weird habit of adding don'ts.
350
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:53,652
So when she said that we don't
really like your jelly salad,
351
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,754
she just added a don't.
352
00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,825
I thought you said plausible.
353
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,227
Well, maybe our next plan
shouldn't be hatched
354
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,063
after last call at the bar.
355
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:07,333
I'm going to call Davis
and see if he can do something.
356
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,401
Lacey and her tomfoolery.
357
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,072
Dig in.
358
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,707
Yum-yum.
359
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,642
Let me at it.
360
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:20,746
Hello?
361
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,281
Lacey?
362
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,350
I'm cleaning the oven.
363
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:25,951
Oh!
364
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:28,554
Come on, I'm taking you
to the Harvest Dance.
365
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,323
No, I'm gonna stay here
and keep my nose
366
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,325
out of other
people's business.
367
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,829
No, no, no, no. You have
to come to the dance.
368
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,797
Uh, I can't say why.
369
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,799
It's kind of a secret.
370
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,468
A secret?
371
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,503
Okay.
372
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,872
Oh, but I--I'm not dressed up.
373
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,676
It's a harvest dance, a buncha
farmers covered in barley dust.
374
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,378
You're dressed up.
375
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:55,280
I wear this kinda
stuff all the time.
376
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,159
Hank, you have to tell
me what's going on.
377
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,194
It's not important.
378
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,729
Tell me.
379
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,266
The whole town hates you.
Do you wanna get a drink?
380
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,534
What?
381
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,536
Why do they hate me?
382
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,172
Uh, because of
where you're from.
383
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,909
I know you are so
sick of hearing this.
384
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,911
But I don't fit in.
385
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,613
Right.
386
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,349
I still say you should
arrest that Lacey.
387
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,651
Oh, that reminds me,
Oscar.
388
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:36,588
From now on, every time you call
us and it's not an emergency,
389
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:39,625
you'll have to pay a fee of $10.
390
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,861
In other words, every time
you call us, it's $10.
391
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:45,497
You can't do that.
I pay your salary.
392
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:48,033
Actually, you'll
be paying hers.
393
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:52,237
Ladies and Gentlemen,
can I have your attention?
394
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:59,278
May I introduce to you
this year's Harvest Honey,
395
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,313
Lacey Burrows!
396
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,781
What?
397
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,283
I'm a Honey what?
398
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,785
Oh!
399
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,954
Each year we have
a Harvest Honey,
400
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:11,657
sort of a Queen of
the Harvest Dance thing.
401
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,192
This year we selected you.
402
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:14,259
Surprise!
403
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:15,828
Oh!
404
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,830
Oh, Wanda, you
coulda told me.
405
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,165
Well, that mighta kneecapped
the surprise part.
406
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,568
I had to keep you
in the dark.
407
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:25,337
That's why I've also been
kinda acting rude lately.
408
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,839
Oh, yeah.
409
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,108
Because that was so
out of character.
410
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,276
Oh, wow.
411
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,412
Thank you so much, everybody.
412
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,447
This makes me feel like I--
413
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,950
maybe I actually do
fit in around here.
414
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,254
But I think that there's
someone that needs to fit in
415
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:45,891
even more than I do,
so I would like to give this,
416
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,694
well, at least share it,
with Heather.
417
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,436
This is so nice of you,
418
00:18:57,569 --> 00:19:00,072
considering that I stole
your boyfriend.
419
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,840
My what?
420
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,611
And I still don't know what
you people have against Gimli.
421
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:08,780
Gimli?
422
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,282
You're from Gimli?
423
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:13,752
I thought you were from that
place that your parents live.
424
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:16,555
No, I was born and raised
in Gimli, Manitoba.
425
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,324
My parents are just spending
the summer in Wullerton.
426
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,736
I told everyone
I'd get ya here tonight.
427
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,971
Thanks for not
making me a liar.
428
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,606
You're welcome, Wanda.
429
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,143
And thank you for being
so rude and deceitful.
430
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:40,646
Ah, not a problem.
431
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:42,447
Hey.
432
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:43,448
Oh, hi, Emma.
433
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,084
Listen, I'm so sorry
about the jelly thing.
434
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,586
I shoulda just been quiet.
435
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:50,389
Oh, I've always known
they hated my jelly salad.
436
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,724
I just like to
see them squirm.
437
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:56,595
And this year seeing you squirm
was an unexpected bonus.
438
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,297
So thank you.
439
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,965
Aww.
440
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,103
Oh, Karen, I'm sorry.
441
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,872
For blabbing?
442
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:08,440
No. Thank you !
443
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,108
What took you so long?
444
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:14,046
There was no job offer, but I
needed Davis to think there was.
445
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,248
But don't go blab
that to Davis.
446
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,217
Oh, no.
447
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,551
Hey, Lacey,
448
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,753
thanks for the heads up
about Karen.
449
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,522
I appreciate the tip.
450
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:26,158
There's something I
should tell you later.
451
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,860
Hey, Lacey.
452
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,531
Thanks. That was a real nice
thing you did for Heather.
453
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,633
It's too bad I gotta dump her.
454
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,101
Why would you dump her?
455
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,104
It was better when
she was all taboo and forbidden
456
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,975
and no thrill if
she's not from Wullerton.
457
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:45,744
Hey, Lacey, thanks a lot
for blabbin' to Emma.
458
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,012
You're welcome.
459
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,914
I was being sarcastic.
460
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,549
So was I.
461
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:51,750
Oh.
462
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,556
You know, everyone thanked
me for something tonight,
463
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,057
except you.
464
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,559
Do you wanna dance?
465
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,561
Sure. Thank you.
466
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,670
You're not much of
a dancer, are you?
467
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,373
Hah-hah, Lacey,
you big fibber!
468
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,211
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475
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