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Strike, I guess.
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I call that one
Slow Train To China.
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Oh. You're serious?
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Very.
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Okay, see if you can guess
what this one's called.
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Is it called Blue Sky?
'Cause that's all I'm seein'.
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That one's called
Hammer of Thor.
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Okay, buckle up, 'cause
everybody's afraid of this one.
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Here comes Fried Green Tornado.
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No mercy.
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Brent! All your pitches
are just big giant arcs.
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You should name them Rainbow
or Pregnant Lady's Belly.,
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Don't mock me before a game.
You kneecap my confidence.
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It seems crazy
to ne your pitches when
they're all the same.
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Who are you to judge
what's crazy?
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Don't listen to her.
She's crazy.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Ooh, I'll have No, you won't.
one of those.
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Ow! Sor-ry.
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You know, some restaurants
prepare food for customers.
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Yeah, they're not for us.
She's a good slapper.
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They're for the
Harvesters Club.
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Oh, they meetin'
here tonight?
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You'll play slow-pitch,
though, right?
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Yeah, we need 10 players.
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That's nice to know
I'm wanted for my talents.
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You're talented
at attending.
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Yeah, it's a gift. Your
attendance is flawless.
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You're right.
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I do have perfect
attendance, don't I?
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It's something we all
admire about ya.
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Wherever you are,
you're always there.
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I don't know if
that's deep or shallow.
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It's shallow.
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I'll be at the game tonight.
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I wouldn't miss your girly
pitches for the world.
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If by girly you
mean terrifying.
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They are a little girly.
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Look alive, Rookie!
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What if someone sees us? We
should be working right now.
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It's Tuesday afternoon
in Dog River.
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Nothin's gonna happen.
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You've reached the Dog River
Police Emergency Line.
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Leave a message.
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Hey, I hope you guys are
practicing for slow-pitch.
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The whole team's
counting on ya.
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Lock and load!
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I don't think we need
a third base coach.
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The hell you don't.
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Without me, you'll have
base runners going off
in every which direction.
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They kinda go in
numerical order, Oscar,
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you know, first, second...
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et cetera.
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Third.
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I gotcha.
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Oh, let him coach, Brent.
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It could be worse.
He could want to play.
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Oh, geez, you're right.
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Congratulations, Dad.
You're our third base coach.
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Ha-haah!
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Wow, genuine cowhide, impressive.
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Why do they say genuine,
like we don't trust them
or somethin'.
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Well, maybe they mean
genuine as in sincere.
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Well, like the cow
was sincere?
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Maybe.
Oh.
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This is stiff.
You should break it in.
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The price I paid for it?
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It should already
be broken in.
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Well, how much
did it cost?
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Well...
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I-I got it
for Christmas.
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As third base coach, my
first order of business
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is to go to the
liquor store.
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Wanda, are you sure
you don't want anything?
81
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No. I'm going to try
playing beer free,
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focus the mind,
sharpen the reflexes,
faster, stronger!
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We can rebuild him.
84
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Wanda, this is
a beer league.
85
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Yeah. Our team's called
the Guzzlers.
86
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All good points. But I'm gonna
try the sober thing.
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Remember, you guys, we gotta be
discreet with the beer thing.
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It's technically illegal
to drink in public.
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We don't want to put Karen and
Davis into an awkward position.
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Do you think the team will fake
not drinking again this year?
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They're just trying
to be good citizens.
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Besides, they work so hard
at trying to hide it,
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if we tell them we knew,
it would put them in
an awkward position.
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I wish they
wouldn't bother.
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Fire it home!
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You dented my soup.
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It's not the glove.
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00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,271
Why are you batting
Emma sixth?
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She's got arms like
Lou Ferrigno. She
should bat cleanup.
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00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,176
It's the element
of surprise.
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Wes doesn't know
Mom was a fastball champ.
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He'll be thinking, "Oh,
feeble old woman up to
bat" and then blammo!
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Old woman?
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Wes thought it, not me.
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Well, I must admit, I'm looking
forward to this slow-pitch .
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It'll be like slapping
apples outta trees.
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It's up. It's goin' back, back!
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Stop playing with my cans.
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What?
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That Wes is nuts!
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He's all stoked up
for some reason.
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You riled him up, didn't ya?
I did not.
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I was mindin' my own
business and he starts
ranting and raving.
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He called us nimrods,
said his team was gonna
mop the floor with us.
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Our team is gonna mop
the floor with your
team, ya nimrod!
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Or some such.
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Anyway, loser buys
beer after the game.
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That's right, Wes is nuts.
This from a guy who once
punched a skunk.
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He had it comin'.
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Come on Hank.
Let's go talk to Wes.
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Apology accepted.
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I'm not apologizing. I'm just
sayin' my dad's a lunatic.
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It's not my fault.
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What Brent's saying, Wes, is we
came here for a good time,
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even though you called us
a buncha nimrods.
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I didn't call you--
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Earlier he called you
a buncha useless ragtags.
128
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Just stay outta this, Paul.
129
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You just want us to bet
so we buy more beer.
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Well, du-uh!
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Ragtag? I don't think
I like the sound of that.
132
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Sticks and stones, Hank.
They're just words.
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He also called you
mambie pambies.
134
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Oh, someone wants
their teeth kicked in.
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Yeah, callin' us
raggie taggie when
they're a buncha
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low life has-been...
Candy asses.
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Nice one, asses
made of candy.
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Why don't we make this
a manly bet?
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Loser buys beer and nachos.
140
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Come on, Hank.
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Can you believe that guy?
Dad was right. He's a lunatic.
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When I touch my hat
three times,
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that means leave
the first pitch.
144
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If I touch my hat once,
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that just means
I've touched my hat.
146
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Okay. And now what if you
touch your hat twice?
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Why would I touch
my hat twice?
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Do you understand
any of these signals?
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I barely understand
him when he speaks.
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I rub my left elbow, bunt.
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I rub my right elbow, bursitis.
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Bunt, bursitis.
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Bursitis, bunt.
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Clear as a bell.
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Heads up, Hank!
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That glove is
like a frying pan.
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It's not the glove.
Don't blame the glove.
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It's me. My hamstrings are lose.
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Some screws are loose too.
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00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,949
Oh, speakin' of screws.
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00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:08,221
That doesn't make any sense,
speaking of screws.
162
00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,590
If you said speaking of
loose screws--
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Or speaking of screwballs.
164
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Where the heck
is our team?
165
00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,796
Or speaking of screwy.
That's plenty.
166
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We got a call about
some vandalism.
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That's right.
168
00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,035
Mind if I look around?
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00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,772
You or your husband have
any enemies, Ma'am?
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00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:30,009
Your marriage is good?
Any gambling debts?
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Uh, Davis.
Uh-oh.
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Some darn kids just
broke my window. Hooligans!
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Kids today have no respect
for other people's property.
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I'm sure they were good kids.
They were probably just afraid.
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Yeah. And, uh, embarrassed.
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Yeah, but what
about my window?
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You should pay your
gambling debts, Ma'am.
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The next item of business,
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new rules for
the Crazy Eights tournament.
180
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Some agenda. Do they have to
vote on every little thing?
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00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,576
What do ya got against
Crazy Eights?
182
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,112
What do ya got against
the old rules?
183
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,615
The Harvesters Club is the nerve
centre of the community.
184
00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:11,884
Every vote is sacred.
185
00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:14,620
Ah, the slow-pitch game
starts in half an hour.
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00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:18,791
Half an hour? Geez, I gotta go.
Cecil, vote for me, will ya?
187
00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:22,094
Who the hell is Cecil?
My name is Brian.
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My fault.
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Your fault for wearing
that stupid glove.
190
00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:31,637
Oh, finish the story.
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00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:34,140
Did you figure out
who broke the window?
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Gamblers. She had a lot
of enemies, probably
brought it on herself.
193
00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,646
Or maybe it was
some kids.
194
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Kids these days,
they got no respect.
195
00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:46,385
When I was a kid I didn't
go around smashing things.
196
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Yes, you did!
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You had a little hammer
and you wore a mask
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00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,459
and you called yourself
the Masked Smasher.
199
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,332
They're just kids, mixed up,
misunderstood youth.
200
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,834
Yeah. And one of
them's a good hitter.
201
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,469
Or he just got lucky.
202
00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:06,138
No, I think he's
a good hitter.
203
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,673
Hey, where's Lacey?
204
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,176
Shouldn't she be, uh,
attending by now?
205
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,812
She does have
perfect attendance.
206
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:17,083
Okay, we're officially at
the halfway mark of the meeting.
207
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:19,318
Next item on the agenda,
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new pushpins for the
bulletin board.
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00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,056
All in favour?
210
00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:26,993
I am starting to
question democracy.
211
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,163
Don't worry,
she'll be here.
212
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,533
She better be. We need
10 players or we forfeit.
213
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,535
Yeah, well, I'm
not worried.
214
00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:40,840
Now, if you will excuse me,
I have to make an unrelated
phone call.
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00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,643
Who wants one? Wanda?
216
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,545
No, not for me.
I'm not drinking.
217
00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:50,616
Not that those drinks
are alcoholic.
218
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,318
Here we go.
219
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,919
Of course not.
220
00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:58,658
I mean, uh, who would
like a cool, refreshing
non-alcoholic beverage?
221
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:01,193
I just meant that I'm not
drinking anything,
222
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:04,296
not water, not juice,
just-- bloating.
223
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,799
You know, you guys
really don't have to--
224
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:09,969
Share your non-alcoholic
beverages with us.
225
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,071
I can't believe you'd
be that inconsiderate.
226
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:15,608
Don't make this any more
awkward than it has to be.
227
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:21,013
Now they're voting on who's
gonna run the Butter Festival.
228
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:25,217
Then they're going to vote
on whether or not to have
a Butter Festival.
229
00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:27,586
Mmhmm. How'd the pushpin
thing turn out?
230
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,622
Two definite camps
on that one.
231
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,024
Look, ya gotta hustle them.
We need you.
232
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,694
You just need me
as a token member.
233
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,096
Think of your attendance.
I gotta go.
234
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,434
No one messes with my
perfect attendance.
235
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,204
Okay, listen up.
Listen up, everybody.
236
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,107
Uh, okay. It looks like Lacey
may not make it
237
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,142
for the start of the game.
238
00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,611
Oh, great!
If Wes finds out,
we forfeit.
239
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,047
He's gonna figure it
out sooner or later.
240
00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,616
I'm pretty sure
Wes can count to 10.
241
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,119
I've never seen him
do it, but I'm...
242
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:03,155
We gotta keep him distracted
till she gets here,
243
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maybe use some misdirection.
244
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:06,125
Good idea.
245
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:07,727
Wes!
246
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,295
Look out!
247
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,263
A bear!
248
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:15,501
Not now! Wait till he starts
getting suspicious.
249
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,837
Well, I'm pretty sure
he's suspicious now.
250
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,405
Oh, great!
251
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,708
I can already taste Wes
eatin' those nachos.
252
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,944
Okay, let's ignore
Hank's disturbing image.
253
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,679
I have a plan.
254
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:30,683
I'll pitch easy,
let them get some hits,
let them get on base.
255
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,686
When don't you let them
get on base?
256
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:38,257
The longer they stay at bat, the
more time Lacey has to get here.
257
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:42,261
Ah, great. The first game I stay
sober and I gotta play lousy.
258
00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,263
Right, sober.
259
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:48,000
Okay, I think we've covered
items 18 through 20.
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00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,070
Yes, we will continue to have
the Valentine's Day dance
261
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,707
on or around
Valentine's Day.
262
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:58,010
No to three-ply toilet paper
for the men's room.
263
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,980
And Travis, here, has
volunteered to trap the racoon
264
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,715
under the Senior Centre.
265
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,984
Moving on.
266
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,485
She scares me.
267
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:10,222
I would have left hours ago if
these squares weren't so good.
268
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:15,427
Well, it's a delicate
balance, but our trick
seems to be working.
269
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,164
It will take a pretty
clever customer to--
Hey!
270
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,732
They only have
nine players.
271
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:23,435
Ah crap! Hey, Wes, a-a bear,
a big bear!
272
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:28,340
What? Jackass!
273
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,648
You don't actually
need 10 players.
274
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,917
I mean that's just
like a guideline.
275
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:42,288
You show me where, in
the rule book, it says
you need 10 players.
276
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,391
It's rule number one: "Each
team must have 10 players."
277
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,828
Nice helping, Karen.
278
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,931
You can't punish us because
we're better with 9 players
279
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,432
than you are with 10.
280
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,100
Rules are rules.
281
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,269
He's right.
Rules are rules.
282
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,971
Seriously, enough helping.
283
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:02,074
It says a player
only has to bat five times
284
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,210
to be considered
present for the game.
285
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,979
So if Lacey gets here
before the fifth inning--
286
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:09,815
We can pull this off.
Nice work, Karen!
287
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,417
Glad I could help.
288
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,419
I said nice helping.
289
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:17,323
Fine. Let's see how fast we can
get to the fifth inning.
290
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,225
Swing at every pitch!
291
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,594
Drop every ball they hit.
292
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:28,667
So, the hazing of new
members will consist of
snapping suspenders,
293
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,737
or in the case of no suspenders,
stealing their hat.
294
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,275
Last item on the agenda,
an open discussion on...
295
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,776
the weather and crops?
296
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,780
Nice try. Uh-uh.
Meeting adjourned.
297
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:46,719
Anyone who's outta here
in a minute gets free
coffee tomorrow.
298
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,255
Did I say coffee? I meant pie.
299
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:52,791
Did I say pie? I meant--
oh, get outta my restaurant!
300
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,660
Scoot!
301
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,900
Stee-rike three!
302
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:04,169
All right, you're up, Wanda.
Give us a hit.
303
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,804
I'm on it.
304
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,806
Strike three!
305
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,408
I'm off it.
306
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:13,312
Okay, this is it, Maw.
Get us a hit!
307
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:18,417
What's the matter? You
can't understand the
signals from third base?
308
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,192
Yes, Dear.
309
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,597
I don't know
what's wrong with me.
310
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,633
I'm way ahead of the ball,
I'm jumping too soon.,
311
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,468
Strike one!
312
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,404
I think you're too edgy.
313
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,339
Oh, yeah? What do you know?
314
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,141
Strike two!
315
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,543
I'm serious. Relax.
Go get yourself a beer.
316
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,479
This is no time to mess
with medical science.
317
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:50,582
Yeah, well, I guess a-a
low dosage wouldn't kill me.
318
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,785
Stee-rike three!
319
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,687
Strike three?
320
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,693
Why would he put a feeble
old woman up to bat?
321
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,494
It's just mean.
322
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,800
You were safe.
323
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,502
You were safe
I was out. by a mile!
324
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,004
I was out.
325
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,139
Karen took her
foot off the bag.
326
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,576
You beat the throw by 10 feet.
You're like a gazelle.
327
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,144
Interesting strategy.
328
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:20,980
It's about time
you showed up.
329
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:25,284
I don't know how you could
waste the day with
those stupid old men.
330
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,953
Hey, no need to argue.
You are out.
331
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,688
Damn right I'm out.
332
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,857
Oh, look, Wes. It's Lacey.
333
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,327
Aw, crap!
334
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,406
Should I-should I just hit it, then?
335
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,377
Come on, Lacey!
336
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,949
Hey, hey, hey, good work!
Atta girl!
337
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,951
That was easy!
338
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,920
Yeah, real easy.
339
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,596
See, Karen, I told ya the kid
was a good hitter.
340
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:19,138
Does anyone want a harmless,
non-alcoholic beverage?
341
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,273
Do we really have
to hide this?
342
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,609
Karen and Davis know.
They don't care.
343
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,412
Go Wanda!
Here we go!
344
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,480
Yeah, I-I know.
345
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:31,784
But they work so hard to
pretend that they don't know,
346
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,787
that if we told them we knew
that they knew,
347
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,724
then it would just put them
in an awkward position.
Oh.
348
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:41,593
Hey, where did all
the refreshments go?
349
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,663
Maybe you should ask Wanda.
She looks pretty refreshed.
350
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:47,900
Oh, yeah! Okay!
351
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,769
All right,
let's play some ball!
352
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,906
Come on, Muscles,
send Mommy some sugar!
353
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,865
You know we're
trying again, right?
354
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:29,341
Come on, right back in there.
Let's go, let's go, here we go.
355
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,447
Stee-rike three!
356
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,103
Home run! Way to go, Hank!
357
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:08,747
Okay, we're one out away
from free beer and nachos,
358
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,716
so stay sharp.
359
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,751
Somebody get Wanda a coffee.
360
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,486
Shut up!
361
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,755
Get yourself a coffee!
362
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:23,395
Brent! Surprise them with one
of your Fried Green Tomatoes!
363
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,833
It's Tornado.
364
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,768
Oh.
365
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:34,139
Time to unleash hell.
366
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,087
I got it, Got it, got it,
I got it! got it!
367
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,030
Hank's glove
caught the ball!
368
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,468
Hank's glove caught it!
369
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,446
What are you doing?
370
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,982
It's not the glove!
Don't praise the glove!
371
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:20,118
I did it! The glove sucks!
372
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,493
To victory.
373
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,929
To perfect attendance.
374
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,899
To the internal
combustion engine, Baby!
375
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,102
To Hank's glove.
376
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,771
Would you stop
praising the glove.
377
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:43,041
To beer you don't have
to pretend is ice tea.
378
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:49,214
Way to put everyone in an
awkward position, Karen.
379
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,283
We won already.
380
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,652
Just throw the ball.
381
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,494
Hah! Finally!
382
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:06,331
500 pitches later
she tags one.
383
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,734
Can we go now?
384
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,539
Damn kids!
385
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:18,577
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you don't know ♪
389
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:36,194
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
390
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:43,435
♪ It's a great big place ♪
391
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:47,439
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
392
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:49,474
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
393
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:53,111
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
394
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:56,481
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
395
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,985
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