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So ya got your tickets
to the Air Show?
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Oh, yeah. Very excited
about the Air Show.
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The whole town is.
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What about you, Lacey?
Oh, sure.
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I'm very excited.
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You didn't know there
was an Air Show, did ya?
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No.
Oh-oh, here we go.
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Lacey's against
the Air Show.
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I am not.
I just didn't know
there was an Air Show.
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What do ya got against
the airplane?
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It's man's greatest invention.
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I thought that
was the wheel.
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Airplanes have wheels,
don't they?
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You should check
it out, Lacey.
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It's not just
about planes.
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They got all kinds
of books about planes
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and a whole buncha planes.
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If it wasn't for planes, we
couldn't a had World War II.
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Ever think about that?
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I'm going to try and
make the Air Show.
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How about you, Dad?
You got your tickets?
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I don't know if I'm goin'.
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Buncha stupid planes
flyin' around.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it took
three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Boy, that was a good Air Show.
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Yeah, except for
the scary part.
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I thought that plane
was on fire for sure.
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Usually when planes catch fire,
the smoke isn't bright pink.
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Yeah, not usually.
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But it's all the more
dangerous if it is.
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Stupid thing
keeps cuttin' out.
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Hey, you know
what I'm gettin'?
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A new stereo system,
somethin' loud, somethin'
state of the art.
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Somethin' cheap.
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Hey, I got money.
I take care
of this truck.
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Is that why there's
smoke billowing out
from under the hood?
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Yeah. Well, I'll start worryin'
if it turns pink.
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You have got to stop
this rash of vandalism.
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What rash? It's one thing.
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Someone knocked
over the mailbox.
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That was three years ago.
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Let's not bury our
heads in the sand.
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Two acts of
vandalism
is a rash.
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Two geese are
not a gaggle.
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No amount of crime is
acceptable, Karen.
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Even one goose
is too many.
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The problem is, you're
in that patrol car.
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You're out of touch.
You need to stop,
talk to people.
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All we do is
talk to people.
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Fitzy's right. We need to
put our ear to the ground
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and stop the goose rash.
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As long as it's not something
stupid like a bike patrol,
I am all for it.
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Bikes. That's
a great idea.
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I like it.
Good thinking, Davis.
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Listen, if we get the bikes...
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Hey. How was the Air Show?
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Oh, it was a treat.
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The Red Baron was there.
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Oh. I told you that was
not the Red Baron.
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He was "a" Red Baron.
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The plane's red,
the guy's a baron.
That's the rule.
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You should have been there.
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At least I should have
gone with somebody else.
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I had a business to run.
It sure was quiet, though.
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Wait a minute. You stayed open
during the Air Show?
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The one day of the year
when we people on the ground
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pay respect to the
people of the sky.
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People of the sky?
What are ya, an Aztec?
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Go ahead, make fun.
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They shoot coloured smoke
out of their plane
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while you prop up your
low self-esteem serving
lousy coffee.
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Do you think my
coffee's lousy?
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No, it's actually
pretty good.
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If you had more self-esteem,
you'd know that.
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What's his problem?
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Well, Lacey, some people
around here think
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staying open during the Air
Show is a bit out of line.
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Pthbbbt!
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Okay.
Way out of line.
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He looks shifty.
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Well, being a safety
inspector requires
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a certain amount of shift.
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Us gas station
owners are tricky.
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Tricky versus shifty,
the eternal struggle.
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Well, I decided to
take your advice.
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No, you didn't,
because here you are.
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No, I mean what Brent said,
about the money.
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I've come up with
a business idea.
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I hope this is better
than your last business idea.
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That was a good plan.
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People like petting zoos,
people like kissing booths.
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Yeah, but a kissing zoo,
that's a bad idea.
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What's this idea,
a petting booth?
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Heavy petting booth,
there's your money maker.
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No. This new idea
is sure fire.
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I'm, uh, keepin' it under wraps.
I don't want anyone to steal it.
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It's a corn stand.
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It's all comin' together.
I got corn, I got a stand.
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You've really thought
this through.
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I've thought of everything.
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Do you have a sign?
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No.
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Bags for customers
to put their corn in?
No.
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How about a float?
It's a corn stand, Brent.
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There's not gonna
be a parade.
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Hank, running a business
requires planning.
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You have to think of
all the contingencies.
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You have to put the
customers' needs first.
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Your holding tank is leaking.
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It's a level five
health hazard.
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Yeah? So?
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I hope people aren't
freaked out by my shorts.
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They're pretty revealing,
don't you think?
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They look like
normal bike shorts.
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Yeah, but in a
revealing way.
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I hope people don't
think I'm wearing these
to show off my body.
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No one cares.
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I'm only wearing them
to prevent chaffing.
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Okay, let's go.
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Oh, hey-hey-hey!
Slow down!
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What's the point of
community policing
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if we just cruise by
people on our bikes?
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We gotta get down
in the trenches,
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where real people rub up
against real life.
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That's what being
a cop is all about.
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Hey. Did you hear?
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They're gonna shut down Corner
Gas, a level five health hazard.
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Wow. I would have put it
at level four, tops.
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They gotta dig it up
and find the leak.
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In the meantime, no
paycheque for Mommy.
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Oh, no. I hope that doesn't
inconvenience my customers.
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I really like to
keep them happy.
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Pthbbbt!
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He seems giddy.
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I may have miscalculated
with this whole Air Show thing.
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But I'm not going
to overreact.
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That's probably best.
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I always try too hard and
it only makes things worse.
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But not this time.
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What's this?
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Oh, it's an airplane.
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Just a token to show
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that I also appreciate
things aeronautical.
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But that's an
American jet.
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Canada flies the--oh,
what do you call it?
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CF18.
I thought it was
called the Hornet.
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The CF18 is the Hornet.
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Actually, Canada uses both
the CF188A and the CF188B,
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both of which are known
informally as the CF18 Hornet.
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Pthbbbt!
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So you don't like
my airplane?
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I know you hate the
Air Show, Lacey.
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But that poster
just made it worse.
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Hey, what's up?
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I had to close
for a couple of days,
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some level three
health hazard.
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Level five.
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What's a couple a levels
between friends?
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What's with the getup?
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It's not too
revealing,
is it?
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No. Hike 'em up a bit.
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We're on community
bike patrol.
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So, ah, what do you guys do,
take turns?
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I lost the key
to my bike lock.
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So she says.
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If you hate
my bike idea,
just say so.
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First, it was my idea.
Second, I don't hate it.
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I just don't think it's
effective in a rural area.
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Hey, that guy's goin' pretty
fast. I'll be right back.
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Sir! Police!
Please pull over!
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Sir!
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Geez, if somebody came
chasin' after me
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wearin' those shorts,
I'd run too.
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I might not.
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Hey, buddy.
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I dropped by to see how
your corn scheme was doin'.
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But aren't you supposed
to be at work?
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I had to close
down for a while.
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Why? Is there
another air show on?
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No, the leaking tanks, the whole
level five health thing.
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Geez, Brent, that's pretty
irresponsible of ya.
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Just a sec.
Can I help ya?
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Wow, you're busy.
Yeah.
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I got some free time.
Hey, Hank, I got an idea.
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There you go, Miss.
Bye-bye.
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Actually, I was kinda
thinkin' I could help out.
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Sorry, Brent.
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I had to go with the most
qualified applicant.
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Hey, Pal, we're busy here.
Buy some corn or move on.
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Hey, could you
spot me 20 bucks?
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I got to the bank
and they were closed.
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Don't worry. Unlike
you, they'll be open
again tomorrow.
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So how does this sound?
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I donated money to the school
so the kids can buy tickets
to next year's show.
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Good for you, Lacey.
That's great.
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What's she
talkin' about? No idea.
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The Air Show, next year,
school kids.
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You bought them tickets?
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It's just a gesture I,
someone on the ground,
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can make to the people
of the sky.
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Now there's fewer seats
for the rest of us.
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00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,818
Why are you so bent on
ruining the Air Show?
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00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:21,520
It's a year away and
you're already dreaming up
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new schemes to scuttle it.
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Wow, I can't remember
the last time
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Mom used the word scuttle.
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00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,730
You really got her worked up.
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00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:34,500
Yeah? Well, at least
I'm not running a level
six health hazard.
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It's a level five,
it's like barely a five,
a high four, maybe.
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00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,213
Hey. Some kids just broke
a window up by Lumsdens'.
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This rash is turning
into a spree.
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It's not a spree.
It's not even a rash.
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We need to ride around
on our bikes.
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Yeah, about that.
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I twisted my ankle. I don't
think I can bike today.
222
00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:03,262
Now you're
faking injuries.
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00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,731
You'll do anything to
sabotage my bike idea.
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00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,434
My bike idea.
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00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,202
What are you wearing?
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Too revealing?
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00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,474
Well, hear me out.
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00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:18,210
How do we even know
level five is bad?
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What if it's a 20 level system?
Then five is pretty excellent.
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This isn't working.
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00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,117
Well, give it a chance.
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Five out of 20?
I'm a hero, really.
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00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,089
No! The Air Show thing.
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00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,324
I tried reacting instead
of overreacting,
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but it just made things worse.
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00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:36,962
Ah, let it go.
The town's moved on.
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I heard you stayed
open on Dominion Day.
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Pthbbbt!
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00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,768
Yeah.
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00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:48,607
Maybe I should overreact.
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00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,209
Just let it go.
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00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,845
Don't sweat
the small stuff.
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00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,014
Hey, you didn't settle up.
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00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,483
You're sweating
the small stuff.
245
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,859
Hah! I knew it.
246
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,794
It's not what
it looks like.
247
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,930
Oh, don't worry.
I won't tell anyone.
248
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,565
Thanks. It's all
so embarrassing.
249
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,267
Relax. I used to drink
on the job too.
250
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,969
I'm not drunk.
251
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,371
I don't know how
to ride a bike.
252
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,974
Right. Pull this leg.
It plays a rumba.
253
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,277
Hey, you guys.
Hi, Brent.
254
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,379
Listen, Hank, this is
kind of embarrassing,
255
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,248
but could I borrow 20 bucks?
256
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,383
Is this like your
official greeting now?
257
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:34,386
Hah-hah-hah.
Scorch! Pow!
Hah-hah!
258
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,122
Come on, that's my joke.
259
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,425
Sorry. The Pow
now serves a
different master.
260
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,594
Here you go,
little buddy.
261
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,434
Do you think I should get
some kinda uniform,
262
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,636
like, ah, maybe
a bowling shirt?
263
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,905
Ah. Yech, too tacky.
264
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,077
That's it.
265
00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,712
You're doing it.
266
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:03,749
You sure you're not drunk?
267
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,688
You know, you really
don't have to do this,
268
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,490
really, seriously.
269
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,293
Are you kidding?
This is making me so proud.
270
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,462
You're like the son
I never had.
271
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:19,398
Didn't you teach Brent
how to ride a bike?
272
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:27,006
Brent was never into bikes,
for some reason.
273
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,776
I'll get the next round.
274
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,344
What do you mean?
275
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,313
I'll get the next round.
276
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,016
That was funny, because
it sounded like you said
277
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,517
you'd get the next round.
278
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,719
I did say that.
279
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,755
Oh, okay guys,
I'll play along.
280
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:46,559
I'll be right back with the
round that Hank is paying for.
281
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:50,896
So, what am I gonna do with
all this extra corn money?
282
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:54,533
Maybe you could give it to Paul
to get his eye fixed.
283
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,503
I was thinkin' of a new stereo
for my truck.
284
00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:00,806
What you should do is reinvest
the money into your company.
285
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,242
You can make enough
to buy four stereos.
286
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,277
But I only want
one stereo.
287
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,779
What are you suggesting?
288
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,781
Turkey jerky.
289
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,583
You want me to sell turkey?
290
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,153
Not turkey, jerky.
They were turkeys, but
they've been turned into jerky.
291
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:16,555
I don't know how
to jerky a turkey.
292
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,991
You don't have to. I know a guy.
293
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,093
He raises turkeys,
turns them into jerky.
294
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,229
He's got a big machine,
Jerkatron 3000.
295
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,764
It takes care of the
whole jerkian process.
296
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,834
I don't know.
Turkey jerky attracts
a very different crowd,
297
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,302
muddies the brand.
298
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,738
Muddies the brand?
Where did you get that?
299
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,474
It's the right move.
Go big or go home.
300
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,576
So you think Hank
shouldn't just react,
301
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,612
he should overreact?
302
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,715
I guess that's what I think,
what I over think.
303
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:48,254
So you'll do it,
a flyby over Dog River?
304
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:49,722
No, problem, Ma'am.
305
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:52,524
We're the Snowbirds.
Flyin's what we do.
306
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,761
We're doing a flyby over
Dog River tomorrow,
307
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:59,064
to help some little boy in
the hospital get better.
308
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,934
Dog River? Is there even
a hospital there?
309
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,337
There must be. Who would lie
about a thing like that?
310
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:09,241
What was that about?
311
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,444
Let's just say I'm planning
a little surprise.
312
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,984
I don't know if I like
the idea of turkey jerky
313
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,353
being sold in the same
place as corn.
314
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,888
It muddies the brand.
315
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,390
Exactly.
316
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,159
Look, Berkley, you know
I'm good for the money.
317
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,627
Whoa.
318
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,931
His name's Berkley and
he sells turkey jerky?
319
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,867
Berkeley's
Turkey Jerky?
320
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,670
I'm sorry, I forgot
to warn him.
321
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,873
I'll give you 60 boxes,
2,000 bucks.
322
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:44,043
Look, Berkley, you seem
like a good guy.
323
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:47,713
How about 500, cash?
324
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:51,917
You couldn't even raise
the turkeys for that much,
let alone jerky 'em.
325
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:57,423
Oh, all right. Let me
sweeten the deal,
say 510, cash?
326
00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:01,560
You could save some time
if you just offer him
the whole 512.
327
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,662
Well, way to
show our cards.
328
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,664
Fine. 500 down.
329
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,634
But Brent, you're on
the hook for the rest.
330
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,770
I understand.
The Jerky Man
must be paid.
331
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,873
Okay, Berkley, it looks
like we got a deal.
332
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,809
Call me Kirk.
333
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:20,779
No way!
Kirk Berkely's
Turkey Jerky?
334
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:25,684
Ho-ho, man, this is
already worth the 500.
335
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,587
Again, I apologize.
336
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,689
Ho-ho, man.
337
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,829
It's a beautiful
day today, huh?
338
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,330
Yeah.
339
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,799
I kinda feel something
in the air,
340
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:44,269
or that something's gonna be
in the air, say at noon.
341
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:48,307
What's she It's going
talking about? over my head.
342
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,975
Exactly.
343
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:53,379
Something will be going
over your head at noon.
344
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,980
So stick around.
345
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,586
The service is
getting worse here.
346
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:03,522
I told ya we shoulda
had corn for lunch.
347
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,058
Davis!
348
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,394
Davis!
349
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,900
Hey, what do ya say
we hit the streets?
350
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,502
Yeah, right.
351
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,405
No, I've come around
on this bike thing.
352
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,407
Is this some kinda trick?
353
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,977
No. Come on, partner,
let's ride.
354
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,679
All right.
Let me get my helmet.
355
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,956
Ready to roll.
356
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,093
My bike!
357
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,595
Build me up just
to knock me down.
358
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,398
I don't know how
you can be so cruel.
359
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,068
What's on your head?
360
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,942
Okay, everyone, step outside
and watch the skies.
361
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,445
Somethin' big is
about to happen.
362
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,886
You know, they call it
the wild blue yonder,
363
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:11,590
but the longer you look
at it, it's not so wild.
364
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,358
It's kinda dull.
365
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,260
The dull
blue yonder.
366
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,929
It'll be worth it.
367
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,398
I'm sick of lookin'
at the yonder.
368
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,933
Just wait, just wait.
369
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,669
We shouldn't be standing
so close to the tank,
370
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:27,039
it is a No, pipe down.
level five-- Any minute now.
371
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,444
Quick, everyone, Hank's
corn stand is on fire!
372
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,280
A fire?
Finally, somethin'
worth checkin' out.
373
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,383
No, wait! Wait!
374
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:41,186
Oh! Guys!
375
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,258
Wanda, wait!
376
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,860
Wanda!
377
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,280
Aw, darn it!
378
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:14,019
This fire's a dud.
The corn's not even popping.
379
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,588
Fresh corn
Wait a minute. doesn't pop.
380
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,624
You see, the internal
hydration prevents--
381
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,125
There it goes.
382
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,194
I'll just shut up, then.
383
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,929
Stand back!
384
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,165
Nothin' to see here!
385
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,966
Oh, hey, popcorn.
386
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:30,469
I'm glad you two could
finally make it.
387
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,271
Davis, your
bike idea sucks.
388
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:34,039
It was Karen's idea.
389
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,109
I want you two back in
the patrol car tomorrow.
390
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,778
I get to keep the outfit,
though, right?
391
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,848
Hey, look,
my bike.
392
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,054
Sorry!
393
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,390
My corn stand!
394
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,991
Yeeouch.
395
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:55,127
Who's gonna pay
the Jerky Man?
396
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,629
You don't suppose this
will muddy our brand?
397
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,131
Are you mockin' me?
398
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,233
Are you mocking me?
399
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,801
What the--
400
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,238
Hank!
401
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,906
Hank!
402
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,412
Hey, Brent.
403
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:17,649
Who would have thought
fire insurance coulda
come in so handy, huh?
404
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,151
Yeah, great.
405
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,653
Now your stereo's worth
more than your truck.
406
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,589
Scorch!
407
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,925
Ah, the Pow and the Scorch
are back where they belong.
408
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:29,027
They go where
the work is.
409
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,768
Ma'am, we'd like to meet
that little boy now.
410
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:39,004
Oh.
411
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:41,974
He didn't make it.
412
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,943
I knew we should have
done a barrel roll.
413
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,279
Let it go, Iceman.
414
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,883
You lied to the Snowbirds?
415
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,819
Geez.
416
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,321
That just
made it worse.
417
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,204
That was spectacular!
418
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:15,040
My bike!
419
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,111
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424
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:43,935
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425
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:47,939
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
426
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,975
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427
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,645
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00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,948
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