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Hey, Brent,
watcha eatin'?
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I'm not eating,
I'm humming.
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Okay. But, for the record,
you hum when you eat.,
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I've had this song
stuck in my head
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and I can't remember
the name of it.
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I know somethin'
good for that.
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Ow!
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How's that
supposed to help?
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Oh, no. Wait.
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No, that's a cure
for the hiccups. Sorry.
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Well, how does
the song go?
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That's a song?
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It sounds like a weasel
caught in a fan belt.
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A weasel in a fan belt
sounds completely different.
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Come on, you know this.
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A gopher, caught in a chainsaw?
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Wanda, what's the
name of this song?
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Capital Cash, by Fast Exit.
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Yes! Finally!
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Unbelievable.
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How can you possibly
recognize--
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♪ Capital Cash,
it's your legal stash. ♪
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♪ You make a million
dollars and it's...♪
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♪ Gone in a flash ♪
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Yeah!
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Oh, I know a cure
for those.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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So, have ya made a decision
about the town plaque?
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These Nanaimo bars
are delicious.
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Well, they're not
exactly Nanaimo bars.
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Nanaimo bars are
from Nanaimo.
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I think a plaque that
outlines the town's history
is a great idea.
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Where are these from?
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My kitchen. They're Nanaimo
style, but made in Saskatchewan.
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Hello? Town plaque.
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I mean, yes, these
bars are delicious.
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Can we do this?
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Fine.
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We've decided who will write
the blurb on the town plaque.
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I know you both wanted
to write it,
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and it was a very difficult
and important decision.
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Sorry, Emma.
We're going with Lacey.
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Yes! Oh, yeah!
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I mean, Emma,
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I'm sure you would
have done a great job.
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But yes.
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It is a heartbreaker.
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Well, I'd better
get to work. Oh.
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Thanks for getting
me outta that.
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Whatever. As long as we use up
our plaque budget.
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♪ Oh, Baby Girl, I just
want to hold your-- ♪
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Yeesh! You think he said
"girl" enough times?
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Girl, be my girl, baby,
be my girl, I need you girl,
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ya throw like a girl.
Not too sugary.
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How does that syrup
even pass for music?
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Whatever happened
to rock 'n roll, man?
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Exactly.
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You know what's
really depressing?
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That I just agreed with
Hank about something?
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That's peculiar, and unnerving.
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It's depressing is when
you're listening to the radio
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and diggin' the tunes
and then the DJ says,
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"You're listening to an
All Oldies Weekend."
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That is a boot in the berries.
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Berries?
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Metaphorical berries.
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Our rock band in high school
was better than this crap.
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You know, we shoulda
stayed with it.
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Who knows what our lives
would have been like today.
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Hey.
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Hey, you want me
to fill it up?
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Hey, Brent. The toilet's
plugged again.
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I'll get the plunger.
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Ah, the road not taken.
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What did we call our band,
Thunder Chunks?
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Wonder Chunks.
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Wonder Face.
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Thunder Face!
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Yeah, Thunder Face.
We were awesome.
86
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Ho-ho, we were so
totally awesome.
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Well, maybe not awesome.
88
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That word was perhaps
overused in the eighties.
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But we were...
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We were loud!
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We were so totally loud.
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The Dewey Macleod concert
is sold out in Saskatoon.
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I know.
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I've been tryin' for two
weeks to find tickets.
95
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I bet some big corporation
bought the last 100. Real fair.
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Dewey Macleod.
Country singer?
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Yeah. You a fan?
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I just heard the name Dewey
Macleod and took a stab.
99
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I'm not
a fan either.
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Dewey Macleod is
a thief and a bum.
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He is not.
He's a legend.
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Oh. You know that song he
does, Earl the Squirrel?
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He stole that
song from me.
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An international recording
artist stole a song from you?
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Yeah.
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Was this before or after
you jammed with Hendrix?
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Back in the seventies I wrote
a tune called Mona the Monkey.
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Next thing you know, on the
radio there's Earl the Squirrel.
109
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That's not exactly what
we in the police business
call "hard evidence."
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It's not even
soft evidence.
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Mona the Monkey,
Earl the Squirrel?
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Casper the Ghost,
Dennis the Menace.
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Tony the Tiger.
Winnie the Pooh.
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Soup of the Day.
You're all smart.
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Maybe Tony the Pooh doesn't know
when he's bein' ripped off.
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Ever think about that?
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Maybe just a half
a cup for you today.
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Let me guess. You're broke?
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What makes you say that?
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Because you're staring
at the cash the way
Hank stares at cash.
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Oh, my God!
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You've become
your own metaphor.
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I'm a little short this week.
Can ya spot me a tenski?
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Tenski. You always give it
a cute name,
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so it won't seem
like real money,
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like that fiveolah
I lent him last week.
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Sorry, Hank. You're
a bad riskaroonie.
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What am I
gonna do for cash?
129
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Go pick bottles out of the
ditch like some kinda hobo?
130
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'Cause I did
that yesterday.
131
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Well, get creative.
Show some initiative.
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Like I did.
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I bought the last 100 tickets
to that Dewey Macleod concert.
134
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Sold them for
twice the price.
Real fair.
135
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That's not a bad way
to make money.
136
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It's kind of illegal.
137
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No. I mean bein' a musician.
138
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We should get Wonder Face
back together again.
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Thunder Face.
And why would we do that?
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It's not the worst idea
I've ever heard.
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Okay, that's twice
you've agreed with Hank.
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Is there some strange
planetary line-up today?
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Hey.
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I got saddled with writing
a blurb for the town plaque.
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Do you know how
Dog River got its name?
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It's Dog River because from
up in the sky the river is
shaped like a dog's leg.
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So the pioneers
called it Dog River.
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The pioneers had
an aerial view?
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Oh, yeah.
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They built special aerial silos
with--okay, I made it up.
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Well, it's simple, Lacey.
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The first Europeans to settle
the area called it Dogza Rivia,
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after their village in the
Old Country, some Northern
European language.
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Danish?
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Ah, no thanks.
I had breakfast at home.
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Timmy, don't play your
slide whistle in here.
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God! It's like living
with a racoon.
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What are you
looking for now?
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That song I wrote
in the seventies,
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the one that Dewey Macleod
stole from me.
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I haven't seen it
or any of the other songs
you didn't write.
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Oh, maybe you left it at
Paul McCartney's house.
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Fine. But I'm writing this
Dewey Macleod a letter.
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He's gonna learn that when
you mess with a bull--
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You get a letter?
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Just get me a stamp.
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Our band would have been better
if we showed more discipline.
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I mean why didn't
we practice more?
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You had a 9:00 curfew.
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It's hard to be a rock
star and be home before
B.J. and the Bear comes on.
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They called it a bear,
but it was a monkey.
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That's Hollywood for you.
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If we're gonna do this,
we do it right.
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How about your garage?
We could practice there.
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Aren't you already letting
some local kids practice there?
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True. I suppose I could
give them the boot.
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Sorry, kids.
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You'll have to find
somewhere else to practice.
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Aw, come on, Brent. Me and the
boys are workin' out the lyrics.
180
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Don't tell me what the Poets
are doin', just amscray.
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Yeah, Thunder Bird's
takin' over.
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Thunder Face.
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Thunder Face
is takin' over.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Leave your amps.
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Emma, you've lived here
your whole life, right?
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Thanks for
cheering me up.
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How did Dog River
get its name?
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Oh, I-I think I heard
something about that once,
190
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but I don't remember.
191
00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:11,984
Oh. I want to put it
on the town plaque.
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You don't want to bother with
that. It's a dull story.
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I thought you said you
couldn't remember.
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I don't. That's how dull it is.
195
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Emma, they picked me over you.
I can't help that.
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But let's be adults, okay?
Right.
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I think I'm
still in denial.
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I'm going to go to the library,
see if I can figure this out,
199
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just for fun.
200
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You don't often hear the words
fun and library together.
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All right. Here we go.
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One, two, three, four.
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All right!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Those guys damaged my ceiling
when they were practicing.
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That was awesome!
207
00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:03,002
Take away the part that
sucks and we're not bad.
208
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,204
They're not gettin'
their security deposit back,
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00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,139
I can tell you that much.
210
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,578
Oh, Emma!
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There's got to be
some tickets left.
212
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,352
I'm the hugest Dewey Macleod
fan, ever!
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I have a big poster of him in
my bedroom. Well, in my house.
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00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,257
Hello?
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He hung up.
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Real fair!
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Did you mention
you were a cop?
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Listen, I pay your taxes.
219
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I want you to go to that concert
and arrest Dewey Macleod.
220
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Sorry, Oscar. You waited too
long to report any malfeasance.
221
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,312
Yeah. Plus it
never happened.
222
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,881
Plus copyright infringement
is a civil matter.
223
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Plus Saskatoon's out
of our jurisdiction.
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Stupid pluses!
225
00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:02,662
You know, it's, uh, kinda too
bad Oscar doesn't have a case.
226
00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,897
You're siding with
him over Dewey?
227
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:08,768
No. But if Oscar had any shred
of evidence, hard or soft,
228
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you could go to the concert
and "investigate,"
229
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maybe go back stage and
investigate an autograph
or two.
230
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It's about time
you came around.
231
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Yeah.
232
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I'm not even sure what
malfeasance means.
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♪ Yea-aah-haa-heaah,
heaah-aa-aay-aay-aay-aaa-a
aa-aaa-aaah, sa! ♪
234
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Yeah!
235
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,027
Whoo!
236
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That is so totally awesome,
to play again,
237
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totally awesome!
238
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,067
Ya totally sang
awesome too much!
239
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,102
I know. Gag me.
240
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:46,172
We sound not bad, but there's
still somethin' missing.
241
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,740
I know what's missin'.
242
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:51,077
For the tenth time, I'm not
setting my guitar on fire.
243
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,946
Now, somethin's missing
from our sound. Think.
244
00:11:56,449 --> 00:12:01,854
I notice that, statistically,
a high percentage of rock bands
these days have drummers.
245
00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:05,024
Drummer. That's probably what
held us back in high school.
246
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:08,461
That and the fact that we blew
the principal's eyebrows off.
247
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:12,465
Yeah. I didn't know how
much gunpowder to put
in the flash pot.
248
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,533
Hi, Karen. Hi, Davis.
249
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,036
Hi, Emma.
250
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,504
Where's Oscar?
251
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:21,006
Brent asked him to
watch the gas station.
252
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:24,343
You're not helping him with this
Dewey Macleod crap, are ya?
253
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,378
Oscar has a very
strong case.
254
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,014
The evidence is
Nice try. quite malfeasance.
255
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:32,384
It's good of you to meet
with me, Mr. Baker.
256
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:33,886
Oh, hello.
257
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:38,457
I understand that you have
lived in Dog River longer
than anyone else.
258
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,693
I like your hat.
259
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,829
Oh, I'm not wearing a--oh.
260
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:47,967
Do-do you know how
Dog River got it's name?
261
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:52,104
You're the second person
today to ask that today.
262
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,006
Really?
263
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:58,210
Yeah. A young girl from the
Rudy café came around earlier
264
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,413
asking all kinds
of questions.
265
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,983
Oh. That would be me.
266
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:10,623
I'm Lacey, and
I'm here now.
267
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,025
Do you like sweets?
268
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,131
Nanaimo bars?
269
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,667
So Emma got to you first,
did she?
270
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,036
Oh, no, these
aren't from Nanaimo.
271
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,505
I bet they aren't.
272
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,523
Did you put "drummer"
on the audition sign?
273
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,792
I think I put
drummer on it.
274
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:59,405
That was totally,
so totally awesome,
275
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,974
and totally loud, Dude!
276
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,977
Wow, that was
absolutely masculine.
277
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:08,480
I mean, um, musical.
278
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,350
Okay. Well, we already
have a guitar player.
279
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,118
We're lookin'
for drummers.
Thanks.
280
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,654
I also play drums.
Okay, thanks for comin'.
281
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,590
I have a tour band.
282
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,625
Drive save, then.
283
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,595
Boy, they really come out
of the woodwork, don't they?
284
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:30,769
What's all the racket? I can
hear you clear across town.
285
00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,038
You can hear us
two blocks away?
286
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,840
There you are.
287
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,375
Good news, Oscar.
288
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,578
We found strong evidence that
Dewey Macleod stole your song.
289
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,881
Good work. Let's see.
290
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:46,151
This is just a picture of me at
the Buffalo Days fair in 1975.
291
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:49,321
Oh, yeah. I forgot about
your 'fro, Dad. Sweet.
292
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,956
It was just a perm.
293
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,892
Really? 'Cause it looks
very natural.
294
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,493
At least
I have hair.
295
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,262
No, you have a hat.
296
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,131
See that musician
in the background?
297
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,667
That's Dewey Macleod
doing a show.
298
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,436
Proof you two
were together in
the same room.
299
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,038
I knew it!
300
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:10,476
I'll get you some justice,
even if I have to sit
through his entire concert.
301
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,812
Didn't I ask you to watch
the gas station for us?
302
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,481
Did you mean today?
303
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,085
Hah-hah!
304
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,759
Hey, Paul.
305
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,161
How did Dog River
get its name?
306
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,863
I'm not sure.
307
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:35,401
I know the original Cree name
for this area is atim sîpîy .
308
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,969
Let me guess.
309
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,871
It means river of the dog?
310
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,639
Yeah. You speak Cree?
311
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,943
Nope. Just startin'
to get the rhythm
of this town. Ah.
312
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,711
Have you seen
Hank around?
313
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:48,213
No. He's with Brent and Wanda.
They're rehearsing.
314
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:51,750
They have some kinda band,
Rumble Stuff or Cloudy Puss.
315
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,852
Thunder Face?
Thunder Face is back together?
316
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,021
Yeah, somethin' like that.
Tornado Face?
317
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:59,325
This is so totally awesome!
I loved Thunder Face!
318
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,826
No. You know what?
319
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,062
I'm pretty sure
it's Rumble Puss.
320
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,563
Rumble Puss?
321
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,840
Well, you're the best
we've seen so far.
322
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,342
Thanks.
323
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,712
I used to be the drummer
at a male bonding retreat.
324
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,380
We'd sit around--
325
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,521
All right, Karen!
326
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,125
Go Karen, go Karen, go Karen.
327
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,260
Chick drummer.
That is hot!
328
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,262
Whoo!
329
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,200
Enjoy your male
bondage thing.
330
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,901
Bond, bonding.
331
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,539
Hi, Emma. Oh, hey, Lacey.
332
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,208
How's the research goin'?
333
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,143
It's funny you
should ask that.
334
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:53,312
I was just at
Mr. Baker's house.
335
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,681
Is he still alive?
Anyway, gotta run.
336
00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:58,984
And then I went to the
library and the one book
337
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:01,620
on Dog River had
specific pages torn out.
338
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,188
Weird, huh?
339
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,657
Ah, probably teenagers,
hip-hoppers and gangbusters.
340
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,893
Kids these days are
nothing but trouble.
341
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,495
Excuse me, Ma'am.
342
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,498
I think this wallet fell
out of your coat pocket.
343
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,667
If you're missing anything
else, we could help you look.
344
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:18,103
Go get a job,
ya punk rockers!
345
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,606
They looked high,
didn't they?
346
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,674
I think they were high.
347
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:25,477
Oh, Emma, what's going on?
348
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,215
This is how Dog River
got its name?
349
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,384
This guy musta
really hated dogs.
350
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,154
Well, it's not something
we like to brag about.
351
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,322
Was there a meeting
where they said,
352
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:40,025
"Hey, let's name the town
after that lunatic farmer
353
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,528
who drowned a dozen dogs
in the river"?
354
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,597
Yes, actually. But that's
a different story.
355
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,533
Who was this guy, anyway?
356
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,301
Eli Burrows.
357
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:52,004
Burrows?
358
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,640
He was your great,
great uncle.
359
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,510
And I use the term great
only in the genealogical sense,
360
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,746
I'm related to this maniac?
361
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,881
Oh, forget about it.
362
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,350
Besides, he wasn't
really crazy.
363
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:11,156
He just wasn't really
crazy about dogs.
364
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,926
I feel sick.
365
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,329
Nanaimo-style
Saskatchewan bar?
366
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,799
Um, I'd just like to start
by thanking Paul
367
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,202
for inviting us to
play here tonight.
368
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,938
We haven't played a live
gig since, uh...
369
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,373
1986.
370
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:31,376
Ah, thank you,
Principal Lumley.
371
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,112
One, two, three, four!
372
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:42,287
♪ Capital Cash,
it's your legal stash ♪
373
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:46,325
♪ You make a million dollars
and it's gone in a flash ♪
374
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,027
They sound like a weasel
caught in a chainsaw.
375
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,996
No, they don't.
376
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:54,566
Well, they sound like some
small animal caught in
some kinda machinery.
377
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,869
♪ You can have your morals... ♪
378
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,004
I thought you said
they were good.
379
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,207
No, I said I loved them.
They're hysterical!
380
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,353
♪ I'm playing real hard
But this ain't no game ♪
381
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:18,157
♪ You can have your morals
I'll take money and fame ♪
382
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:22,361
♪ You may think you're better
but we're all the same ♪
383
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:25,030
Sounds like a muskrat
caught in thresher.
384
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,532
Kinda.
385
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,500
Really bad drumming,
don't ya think?
386
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,003
The drums? Amateurish.
387
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,472
I can't hear ya.
It's too loud.
388
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,340
Well, at least the
drumming's good.
389
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,942
Not my cuppa tea.
390
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,344
Not a fan of
rock 'n roll, eh?
391
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:42,981
It's just too derivative of the
heavy glam rock of the eighties.
392
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,550
Totally.
393
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,818
Play some B.T.O. or somethin'!
394
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,320
♪ ...money and fame ♪
395
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:52,758
♪ You may think you're better
But we're all the same ♪
396
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,761
This decibel level could
cause permanent damage.
397
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,031
Let's go somewhere
fun like the library.
398
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:10,509
♪ Playing real hard
But this ain't no game ♪
399
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:14,646
What are ya doin', man?
400
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,049
That's the thing
that makes us loud.
401
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,818
Well, don't lose him with
the technical mumbo jumbo.
402
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,887
Sorry. Had a noise complaint.
403
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,122
Gotta shut ya down.
404
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,792
I'll need to take
those sticks, Ma'am.
405
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,428
Pig!
406
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,563
What? What did
you say to me?
407
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:35,000
Hey, the man here says
that we can't rock anymore.
408
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,769
Are we gonna take that,
Dog River?
409
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,871
Well, are we gonna take that?
410
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:45,210
They seem fine with taking it.
411
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:53,919
And so today we reveal the
town plaque that will give
412
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,989
tourists a little history
of this place we call home,
413
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:58,924
Dog River.
414
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,230
Did it take you long
to write up the blurb?
415
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:08,033
It came together quicker
than I thought it would.
416
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:11,536
How did early pioneers
have an aerial view?
417
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:14,406
They had balloons.
418
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,877
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420
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:25,250
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421
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,520
♪ I'm living cigarettes
but I got no skills ♪
422
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,690
♪ I'm playing real hard
But this ain't no game ♪
423
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,860
♪ You can have your morals
I'll take money and fame ♪
424
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,030
♪ You may think you're better
but we're all the same ♪
425
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,199
♪ I don't feel nothin'
I sure don't feel shame ♪
426
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:44,369
♪ I'm livin' it large
a man who's in charge ♪
427
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,506
♪ Makin' breakin' rules
I'm a regular sarge ♪
428
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:50,876
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it's your legal stash ♪
429
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:54,279
Make a million dollars and it's
gone in a fla-aah-haa-heaah...
430
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:04,356
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431
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:09,628
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