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Hey, Brent.
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Remember when you said if
I need a place to stay,
you'd put me up?
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Yeah. But wasn't the
phrase "last resort"
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or "hell freezes over"
in there somewhere?
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There's a problem with the
insulation at my place.
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That stuff you got
such a bargain on?
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Yeah. I hate it when
the government comes up with
these arbitrary decisions.
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You know, like now all of
a sudden asbestos isn't safe.
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I know. What's next, benzene?
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Exactly. So can I crash
at your place?
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Are you sure I didn't use
the phrase "hell freezes over,
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or "moon collides
with the earth"?
What?
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I need a place to stay
for a few weeks.
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Come on, Brent.
Charity begins at home.
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You're right, Mom.
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Thanks for lettin' me
stay here, Emma.
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Just remember, my house,
my rules.
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Don't talk to our
guest like that.
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Besides,
it's my house,
my rules.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪,
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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What ya doin'?
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I let some customer
give me a hundred.
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And you're worried
if it's counterfeit?
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Yeah. Oh.
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What are you
lookin' for?
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I'm not sure. I saw
a guy on TV do this.
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Give it up.
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You can't tell if
it was a fake.
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There are subtle signs.
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Like is this guy supposed
to have a moustache?
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By that guy, do you mean
Sir Robert Borden,
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Prime Minister from
1911 to 1920?
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So is this Gordon guy
supposed to have a moustache?
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It was 1911.
Everybody had a moustache.
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I thought everybody
had big sideburns.
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Just the women.
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Forget about the hundred.
You're being paranoid.
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So I can put this
in with your pay?
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Let me see that. Forget it.
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Lacey, the town needs you.
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What?
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Well, not
just the town,
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the Greater Regional Rural
Administrative Zone.
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There's a new doctor coming
to visit and we want you
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to convince him to use
Dog River as a home base.
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What about Dr. Conway?
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I got a pain in my chest and
I'm totally blind in one eye.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear
that, Dr. Conway.
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So is this a bad day
for my checkup?
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He'll be retiring soon.
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And I think he's
blind in one eye.
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Anyway, the Committee to
Convince a Young Doctor
to Live in Dog River or--
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The C.T.C.A.Y.D.T.L.I.D.R.
for short.
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That's short?
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Don't make fun
of our acronym.
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We thought you'd be
a good person to meet
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the doctor and
show off the town.
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Not just the town,
the Greater Regional--
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Yeah, the G.R.R.A.Z.
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You are our
first choice.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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I do enough on the
committee already.
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Ask Lacey.
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No.
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Who are you?
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My arm hurts.
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Not now. I'm busy.
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First choice?
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You're not the bottom of the
barrel in any way here, Lacey.
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Top of the barrel, definitely.
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Stop talking.
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You know the real ones
smell like pine?
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Really?
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Oh.
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Hey, Brent, guess what?
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Huh?
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I'm working with the committee
to make a doctor want to, uh--
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Oh, the C.T.C.A.Y.D.T.L.I.D.R.,
or Citcayditidler.
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Yeah. I won't be using
either of those.
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They save time.
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Yeah, you're obviously
pressed for time.
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Oh. You know what?
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All I have is
a hundred dollar bill.
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You know what? You can
owe me for the coffee.
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Oh, really?
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Could I owe for
some pie too?
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I'm not sure I like this,
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some weirdo livin' in my house
takin' up space.
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Welcome to
my world.
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Oscar and I are going
outside to do some weeding.
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Tending vegetables
is what I do.
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I'll do it. I like gardening.
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You don't have to pretend to
like the things that Emma does.
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That's my job.
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Emma, are your
azaleas variegated?
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Good pretending.
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Aw, come on.
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Sorry, Brent. You can't park
here during peak hours.
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It's not my policy.
Blame the G.R.R.A.Z.
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Oh, can't fight the Grraz.
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Can I pay ya right away?
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All I have is this
hundred dollar bill.
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What can you
tell from that?
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It's complicated.
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I don't have any change.
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Well, this is
really all I have.
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I'll tell ya what. I'm gonna
let this one slide.
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Thank you,
Prime Minister Gordon.
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Wow.
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That looks great.
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Oh, I didn't do much, just
moved some things around.
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We're in a Type 2 climate,
so your maffiolas really
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should be in
direct sunlight.
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Emma, I'm bored.
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Well, why don't you go
downstairs to the workshop
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and show Hank
your new project.
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Just remember,
my room, my rules.
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Yeah, he understands,
your rules.
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Who moved the maffiolas?
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Do you guys think I should
flirt with this doctor guy?
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I have this new blouse,
it looks pretty good.
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You know, I could
entice him a bit.
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It's either that or, uh, play up
the good things about Dog River.
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Better undo a
couple a buttons.
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I'm not gonna be slutty.
I can flirt without
being slutty.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
You've seen me flirt.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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And if you come across a
little slutty, that's okay too.
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This is like
a magic hundred.
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You wouldn't believe the stuff
I've gotten out of buying.
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Won't people will figure out
you're trying to get stuff free?
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But I'm not. I'm offering
them legal tender.
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That you think might be fake.
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Yeah. But what do I know?
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When you're right,
you're right.
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Hey.
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How do I look?
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Flimsy?,
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Flimsy?
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Uh.
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Fla-flakey.
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I was going for flirty.
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Yeah, a flimsy, flakey flirt.
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Nice save, Cheevers.
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This looks great,
Oscar, really.
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Yeah.
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Hank helped.
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You got it started.
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You've been very helpful.
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Having you around
means that
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Oscar and I will be able to
spend a lot more time together.
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Hank can't stay
with us anymore.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm Chris Garner.
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Oh! Dr. Chris Garner.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hi.
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Nice blouse.
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Oh.
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So can I stay with you?
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Of course you can,
old buddy.
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You've asked everyone else?
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Yeah. It's just
difficult in the middle
of renovation season.
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Renovation season?
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Everyone in town's
doin' renovations,
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or at least everyone
that I asked.
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Yeah. Well, 'tis the season.
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Fine, Hank, you can
crash at my place.
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Great.
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Can you lend me 10 bucks?
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Oh, actually,
you know what?
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All I have is this
hundred, so I don't--
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Yeah, I don't smell pine.
You can owe me 10.
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Later I'll take you to
Main Street where the action is.
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There are also several
other streets.
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It's all so overwhelming.
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Overwhelming?
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Well, right now I'm based
in Campbellford,
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88 people, 87 if I move.
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Oh! Wow!
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Well, welcome
to the big city.
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Does Dog River have
a red light district.
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No.
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It's just that you're dressed
kind of provocatively.
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But not slutty, right?
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But this is all I have.
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Just take the cookies and
I'll carry you for now.
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Really?
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Sweet!
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Thank you, Gordon. I love you.
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It's Borden.
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Whatever. This is a great scam.
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I could do this forever.
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Yeah. A guy kissing his money,
that's not suspicious.
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I could get stuff for free
as long as what I'm buying
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is less than the hassle
of makin' change.
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Ah, the pain in
the ass threshold.
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Yeah, as long as I don't
cross that line.
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Well, you never
crossed it before.
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Hey!
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Why do you call it
The Ruby?
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My Aunt Ruby owned it.
Oh.
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She passed away,
so I took it over.
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I used the tragedy to do
something with my life.
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My father died
when I was younger.
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My brother
almost died too.
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That's the day I chose
to become a doctor.
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We were both able to
grow from tragedy.
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Yes.
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I used the tragedy in my
life to dedicate myself
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to healing others and you
used yours to sell soup.
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Well, it was just my aunt.
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It wasn't my father
or anything.
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Hey, Lacey's talkin'
to our new doctor.
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Oh, yeah? What's he like?
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He's a she.
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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,732
What? Our new doctor's
a transvestite?
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No, Hank, she's a woman.
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A woman transvestite?
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How long are you gonna
be stayin' at my place?
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This is like that puzzle,
where the father and son
go on a fishing trip
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and the father drowns and the
son is rushed to the hospital
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and the surgeon says,
"I can't operate!
This boy is my son!"
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If the father's dead,
how can he be there?
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Think about it.
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Oh, I get it.
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The doctor's a ghost.
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The surgeon is the mother.
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Oh, of course.
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I mean, yeah, Hank,
get with the program.
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You didn't get it either.
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00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:45,638
Well, just for clarification,
explain why his ghost theory
can't work.
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Emma, this is Dr. Garner,
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Dr. Christine Garner.
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Hello.
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It's nice to meet ya.
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How do you like Dog River?
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Well, it takes a bit
of getting used to.
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I'm accustomed
to a slower pace.
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00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,155
There's a slower pace?
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00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:06,492
Right now Emma is putting up
one of her son's friends.
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That's the sort of thing we do
for each other in Dog River.
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I kicked him out.
255
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,633
Well, I'm sure you found
somewhere else--
256
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:19,071
I don't know where he ended up.
Maybe the coyotes got him.
257
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,873
She's just kidding.
258
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,409
Oh-ho, thanks!
259
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,545
I don't have a real
urban sense of humour.
260
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:33,886
Thanks again, Buddy.
Let me know if I'm in the way.
261
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:35,387
It's not a problem.
262
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:38,124
Friends have a high
tolerance for each other.
263
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:43,829
Tolerance exceeded.
I'll be at my folks'.
264
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,633
So you're at Brent's
and he's at his folks.
265
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,268
How did that happen?
266
00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:51,937
Ah! Hey, give me
another puzzle.
267
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:55,040
I blew the father thing,
but I-I'm good at these.
268
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,309
Okay. This one's
a little easier.
269
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:58,778
All right.
270
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:02,181
There's a plane crash on
the border of Alberta
and Saskatchewan.
271
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,116
Is the pilot the mother?
272
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,718
No.
Okay.
273
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:09,955
The plane crashes on the border
of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
274
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,091
Where do you bury
the survivors?
275
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,093
Whoo.
276
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,729
Right on the border, huh?
277
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,732
I guess you gotta
try and figure out
278
00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:21,834
which province has more
of the plane.
279
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:28,440
Okay. All right. I see that.
280
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,776
I guess you flip a coin.
281
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:35,214
Where do you bury
the survivors ?
282
00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:37,449
Oh, survivors!
283
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,720
One on each side.
284
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:46,826
Just remember,
my house, my rules.
285
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,994
Isn't the phrase,
my roof, my rules?
286
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,730
Under my roof I say
my house, my rules.
287
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,700
In your house, you can
say my roof, my rules.
288
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,136
But not under my roof. Got it?
289
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,737
Got any root beer?
290
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:00,873
Maybe you should pay
for some groceries.
291
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:04,610
Well, I would, but all I have
is this hundred dollar bill.
292
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,413
Ah, get outta here
with your fake money.
293
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:10,316
Like a prime minister
would have a moustache?
294
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,653
No, you-you can't bury
survivors, Hank.
295
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,956
They're not dead.
296
00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:19,825
But I thought you said
the plane crashed.
297
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,128
Oh, I've got one.
Don't start.
298
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,231
This has taken up
my whole afternoon.
299
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:28,167
If a rooster lays an egg
on the roof,
300
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:32,171
which side does it roll down?
301
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,006
The Alberta side. Heh?
302
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:38,444
No, wait! It's a trick?
The roof is flat.
303
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,913
No, it's a slanted roof.
304
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,490
The egg is square.
305
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,994
No?
306
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,563
Where is Mom, anyway?
307
00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:02,401
Ah, she's meeting with the
stupid C.T.C.C.A.Y.T.L.I.D.R.
308
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:06,605
All this town needs is
another quack doctor
peddlin' mumbo jumbo.
309
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,107
Like what?
310
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,576
Oh, they make up all
that voodoo bologna.
311
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,511
X-rays, vitamins.
312
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,146
Geriatric dementia.
313
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,216
Exactly. Half those drugs
you take are sugar pills.
314
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,285
Maybe you should
double your dosage.
315
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,920
Oh, you'd like that.
316
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,790
Well, I got news for you.
Winners don't do drugs.
317
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,893
Yeah, you're obviously up on
the latest in pharmacology?
318
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,963
All you do is argue
against the old man.
319
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,733
I'm not the 30-something who
has moved in with his parents.
320
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:38,203
Maybe I'll just figure out
a way to live with Hank.
321
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,072
Yeah.
322
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:43,309
And take your funny
money with ya.
323
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,212
I think she's gonna stay.
324
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,581
Really? Mm.
325
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,250
What?
326
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,152
That's good news,
isn't it?
327
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,555
She doesn't exactly--
Inspire confidence.
328
00:15:56,655 --> 00:16:01,493
No. And this may be a
little politically
incorrect, but she's a...
329
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,262
hick.
330
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,464
Small town all right,
a real hayseed.
331
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,866
I feel like I have
to talk slower.
332
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,668
Okay.
333
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,137
So, just so I'm getting
this straight, you,
334
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,605
the people of Dog River,
335
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,108
are saying she's too
small town for you?
336
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,010
Now, you're gettin' it,
Big City.
337
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,145
How soon can you
make her leave?
338
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,480
Oh, come on.
339
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,284
You can't kick her out of town
just because you don't like her.
340
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:29,288
You're the committee to
make sure a young doctor
moves to Dog River.
341
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:32,691
What do you got against
acronyms, anyway?
342
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,633
Hey, Brent.
343
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:54,313
He had a rooster on
a roof trying to see
344
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,849
what side it would
lay an egg on.
345
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,817
I had to kick him out.
346
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,352
You kicked out
the rooster?
347
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,854
No, Hank.
348
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,456
I wanted to keep the rooster.
He's cleaner.
349
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,826
Well, on the plus side, your
Hank tolerance is now higher.
350
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:10,062
Whatever doesn't kill me
makes me stronger.
351
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,165
I can face anything
now that I have Gordon.
352
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:17,336
I just wish you wouldn't keep
kissing him all the time.
353
00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:20,272
Ah, you're jealous, 'cause
he could have been yours.
354
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,575
Brent, have you met
Dr. Chris Garner?
355
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,210
No, not yet. Hi.
356
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,046
I'm just trying
to show Chris
357
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,014
that we're pretty
down to earth.
358
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:33,252
Right now Brent is bunking
with a good friend.
I heard.
359
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,387
I just had to
kick him out.
360
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,989
Oh no.
361
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:40,692
Everything was goin' okay, but
he wanted to bring animals
into it and--
362
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,862
Oh. Excuse me.
363
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,832
Well, where is Hank
gonna stay now?
364
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,769
I appreciate this.
365
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,771
My pleasure.
366
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,275
Do you have to keep the
door locked, though?
367
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:59,144
My roof, my rules.
368
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:07,319
So, your friend, Brent,
he's pretty out in the open?
369
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,854
Oh, yeah.
370
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,823
Out in the Open Brent.
371
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,324
Hey, Guys. What's up?
372
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,826
Not much.
373
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,328
Oscar threw our son
out of the house.
374
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,264
Did you get in a fight?
Over drugs.
375
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,367
Where will he stay?
He can live in the street.
376
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,336
Who, Hank?
Not Hank, Brent.
377
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,871
Hank's in jail.
378
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,339
Jail?
379
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,709
I thought he was with Brent.
Well, what about Gordon?
380
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,145
He was with Brent.
Now he's with Davis.
381
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:37,015
Davis won't let him
stay at the house because
of the animal thing.
382
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,784
But Davis started
the animal thing.
383
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,319
Really?
384
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:44,923
Yeah, I was kinda in on it too.
Hank was on me all afternoon.
385
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,194
Excuse me.
386
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,198
What's Small Town's problem?
387
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:54,833
Lacey's right.
388
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,503
You're not getting a fair
picture of our town.
389
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,004
I'll get this round.
390
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,807
Actually, all I have
is this hundred dollar bill.
391
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,709
You only carry
hundred dollar bills?
392
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,245
This must be an
expensive place to live.
393
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,846
Not lately.
394
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:12,351
Gee! A hundred!
You can get me for that--
I'll break it.
395
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,120
Are you sure? That bill
looks a little dicey
396
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,922
and it made my fingers brown.
397
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,390
Oh, great.
398
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,393
You can get me for those
other rounds then, too.
399
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,495
Ah. And for the
last four meals.
400
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:27,966
And this is for
the Girl Guides.
401
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,469
And so ends a golden age.
402
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,371
Hey, Guys. Hey, let me
squeeze in here.
403
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,611
What?
404
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,446
Please!
405
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,516
You guys think I don't
know what's going on?
406
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,885
It's obvious the whole
town has conspired
407
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,221
to convince me not
to live here.
408
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:53,192
The weird sex capades of
Brent and his friends,
409
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:56,862
people tossing their kids out,
and the constant smothering
410
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,831
by this woman
who dresses all slutty.
411
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:02,234
No, flirty.
412
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:06,338
If you didn't want me to live
here, you shoulda just said so.
413
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:11,443
Hey, Lacey, great job.
414
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:15,781
Top of the barrel.
415
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:22,754
Chris, this is Hank.
Hi.
416
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,958
He's gonna explain all of
these misunderstandings
417
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,895
and why the confusion
is mostly his fault.
418
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,998
Well, in a way it's
actually kinda your fault.
419
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,499
My fault?
420
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,301
Yeah, because you're
a woman doctor
421
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:39,304
and that led to that story
about the father dying
422
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,074
and the son in hospital
and then you gotta
423
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,876
figure out where all the
dead bodies are buried.
424
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,879
I don't know how you
can be so cruel,
425
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:51,383
using my family's tragedy
against me!
426
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,051
No, no, no.
427
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:55,420
No, no, that was
just a coincidence.
428
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,657
I hate this place!
429
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,326
So you're gonna stay?
430
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,371
Well, that's a bummer.
431
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,940
Should I go
flirt with her?
432
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,609
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