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Oh, man, those mosquitoes
are bad out there!
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Tell me about it. Your father
won't leave the house.
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I might not leave the house.
Can I have my room back?
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My Linda Ronstadt
poster's still up.
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He's making me crazy,
always around.
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Maybe there's something
he could do at the gas station.
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Hah, that's rich.
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Oh, you're serious?
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Well, why punish me?
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It's easier to hurt
the ones you love.
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You don't have to pay him.
Get him to volunteer.
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Can't you think of
something easier,
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like taking a bear cub
from its mother--
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Emma!
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There's too much sky
in this puzzle.
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It's supposed to be windmills,
not a buncha damn sky.
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Buncha stupid clouds
blowing around!
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Do something.
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Wait. I know how I can get
Dad to work for free.
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I need you to convince my
dad to work here for free.
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Hah, that's rich.
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You're serious?
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Why me?
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It's easier to hurt the
ones who work for ya.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Remember, our job is to
make sure nothing too big
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gets put in
the time capsule.
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How big is too big?
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Nothing bigger
than a breadbox.
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What if we put an actual
breadbox into the time capsule?
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If it's a smaller one.
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Roger that.
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It should be big
enough to hold bread.
Roger that.
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We want a functional
breadbox.
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"Roger that" means
I understand.
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Can I get involved in the
time capsule, please?
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I'd hate for this to be
another community event
I'm not involved in.
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Like what?
Like all of them.
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You had a good time at
Dog River Fun Days, didn't ya?
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What's Dog River
Fun Days?
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So, what would you like
to put into the time capsule?
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It has to be something that
encapsulates your personality.
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It has to be smaller
than a breadbox.
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A functional one, not one
of those novelty
miniature breadboxes.
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Oh, wow. Could I have some time
to think about this?
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Sure.
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Hey, how about that mug?
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You think that my personality
is encapsulated by a mug?
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Not a mug, that mug.
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You do realize that
if I'm successful,
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Oscar will be
working here,
with us,
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like a lot?
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With us!
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I understand it's
an odd request,
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especially getting him
to work for free.
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You got me to work
for almost free.
You almost work.
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I could be in for
a real dogfight.
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Well, that's why
I'm backin' ya up,
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at The Ruby,
over a muffin.
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Good luck.
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Oh, hey, Oscar.
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Boy, it's sure been
busy around here.
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Too bad we didn't have
an extra set a hands to--
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I'll help out, for free, even.
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Wow, I'm good. I should be
a hostage negotiator.
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Don't flatter yourself.
I gotta get outta the house.
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Emma's drivin' me nuts.
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Close the door, Hank.
The mosquitoes.
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Mosquitoes?
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It's terrible. It's like
The Birds out there.
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Mosquitoes are
like the birds?
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That movie, The Birds . Except
instead of birds, mosquitoes.
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I don't know
that one.
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It's like When Harry Met Sally,
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except instead of funny
romantic moments, mosquitoes.
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Who's Sally?
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Oh!
You're not helpin'.
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There are a lot of mosquitoes.
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Oh, I get your drift.
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Hey, Davis, remember last
year at Dog River Fun Days--
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So, Hank, Lacey's just
choosing her contribution
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for the time capsule.
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Oh, yeah?
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How about that mug?
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She's not interested
in any mug.
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Not any mug, that mug.
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You know, I-I hate to
sound like a broken record,
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but I am not putting that mug
in the time capsule.
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How about a broken record?
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Oh, come on.
You sound like one.
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I forgot about all the nutcases
ya meet on this job.
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Why? What happened?
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A guy asked if
we take VISA.
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I told him this wasn't the
ballet, "Cash or Chargex."
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VISA used to be Chargex.
They changed their name.
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Since when?
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Well, the Chargex Company
changed its name to VISA,
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then I was born.
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How was I supposed
to know?
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We have a
big VISA sign.
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We have a big Pepsi sign.
It doesn't mean we take Pepsi.
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It means we sell Pepsi.
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We sell Pepsi? Since when?
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Tell Wanda I'll
be at The Ruby.
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There is a lot of sky.
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Explain this monstrosity.
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Oh, Brent. You just
twist the top.
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You lost me.
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Can we go back to the
old way, where you do it?
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Can we just go back
to the old way?
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You do it.
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This way is easier.
Slide it through, boo-boop.
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The old way
was better.
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Put the card in
that thing and,
tchit-tchit.
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Just slide it through
and go, boo-boop.
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Tchit-tchit is better.
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You used to get your hand
caught in the tchit-tchit.
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I could be electrocuted
by the boop-boop.
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Look, the new
way is better.
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I can just leave
the carafe.
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But, aaeaah, look it.
Ah, I can't.
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It's like a Chinese
coffee puzzle.
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Oh, Brent. Would you like to
take it home and practice?
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This is too hard.
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Come on, not
for most people.
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Lacey,
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could you help me
open this thing?
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Why are all the gums sugar free?
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You tell me.
Commies or hippies?
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In my day you could
get sugared gum.
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It made you stronger,
prepared you for the real world.
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Uh-huh.
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Geez.
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They got all kinds of pop now.
Uh-huh.
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It used to be you just got Cola,
and that was it.
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Now they got
Vanilla or Lime.
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Holy hell! Orange?
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Dad, you don't have to
verbalize every thought
that crosses your mind.
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Liquorice sticks.
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Don't tell me liquorice
was better in your day.
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No, it's exactly the same.
They haven't changed one iota.
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The liquorice people
have gotten lazy.
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They've had it too good
for too long.
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Tell Wanda I'll
be at The Ruby.
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Oscar, stop it!
Just go out for a while.
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How can you stand it out here,
with these mosquitoes?
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They're not so bad.
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How does this thing work?
Oh, forget it.
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No, Hank, it is so easy.
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You just take it--
I'm not listening.
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We all have a certain
amount of brain space
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and I'm savin' mine for
important stuff.
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I got some new
knock-knock jokes.
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Ah, great.
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Put them up there with
the Bananarama lyrics.
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Hey, you wanna hear
a knock-knock joke?
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The mosquitoes aren't so bad
when I stand next to you.
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Knock-knock.
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Okay. Who's there?
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Bananarama.
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No, wait. Uh--
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Way to go.
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How's it been goin' so far?
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Just goin' great.
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Wanda let me
close yesterday. She did?
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Except, sorry, I had
trouble setting the alarm.
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Alarm? We don't have a--
Hey!
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What happened to
the debit machine. Ah.
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It looks like someone
took a hammer to it.
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I said sorry.
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Wanda, tell Dad
I'll be at The Ruby.
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Lacey says Hank's
immune to mosquitoes.
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So you and I are going to
do a little experiment.
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Hmm. Count me in.
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I suppose
I should get that.
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Up to you.
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What? I mean Dog River Police.
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Oh, hi, Karen.
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It's Emma. What's new?
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I'm on duty.
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This is an emergency line.
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Me, I'm just doing a puzzle.
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All the pieces are blue.
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Just blue?
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Well, there's some windmills,
but--
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Are the windmills blue?
No. They sky is blue, Karen.
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Again, this is an
emergency line.
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Is there at least
a piece missing?
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Don't be so greedy, Lacey. Save
some coffee for someone else.
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People can't figure
out the carafes.
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I hate to say I told you so.
Do you?
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Because I'm not really
getting that feeling.
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I'm off to the Co-op
to get dish soap.
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I'll come too. I, uh, also
need soap, I've discovered.
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All right.
The more the merrier.
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We're doing an
experiment on Hank.
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00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,150
Well, it had to
happen eventually.
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What are you guys lookin' at?
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Stupid boop-boop machine.
I hate to say I told you so.
No, you don't.
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You and Brent both love
to say I told you so.
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Let's get the old
machine out now.
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Sometimes you just have
to put your trust in the
tried and true.
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Especially when the
new and true's been
busted with a hammer.
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I'm kinda
in a hurry.
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Oh, no. This will be worth it.
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Aaagh! Ow!
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Huh?
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Gosh, that takes me back.
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I mean clouds, birds, lots
of things could be in the sky,
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break up that
solid field of blue.
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Zeppelins?
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I'm not saying they
should fly in a Zeppelin
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just for the puzzle,
but they could take a picture
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of a windmill where
a Zeppelin was nearby.
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Don't you think?
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Karen?
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Ah, Lacey? What?
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Aren't you walkin'
a little close?
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00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,382
No, not too close.
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00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,352
Can we walk
with you guys?
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Sure. You know where
we're goin'?
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It doesn't matter. Just want to
spend some quality Hank time.
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We walked all the way to the
Co-op and didn't get bit once.
Interesting.
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Yeah, if you find
dish soap interesting.
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I don't think of you
as washing dishes,
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or washing anything, really.
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Well, not dishes, myself ,
you know, hair, hands.
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A lot of people don't know that
dish soap can be used that way.
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00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,311
Hey.
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Dish soap.
Of course, dish soap.
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They're really jacked
up about the dish soap.
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I'm stumped.
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00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,831
This new carafe is worse
than the old new carafe.
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00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,966
You want to know
how it works?
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00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,368
I should offer
a seminar.
Don't bother.
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00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,938
You're just going to be
replacing it soon.
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00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,308
Ah, sure, Emma. Okay. I'll
be there in like 10 minutes.
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That was weird.
245
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,679
Your mom wants me to
walk her over here.
246
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,647
I wonder what that's about.
247
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,383
Who knows? Crazy,
crazy Emma. Yeah.
248
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,487
Is there even any
coffee in this?
249
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,689
Everyone wants
to be near me.
250
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,492
It's almost like
the whole town is--
251
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,494
Hello, Hank.
My name's Frank.
252
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,196
Hey, that rhymes,
Hank, Frank.
253
00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:46,799
I'm havin' a barbeque.
You wanna come?
254
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,400
Yeah, sure.
255
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:52,505
Great. My place
is just up the road.
I'll see ya there.
256
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,075
What was I sayin'?
257
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,277
It's like the
whole town is-- Right.
258
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:02,114
The whole is discovering me
for who I really am.
259
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,784
That's it, Hank. Ya nailed it.
260
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,318
Yeah.
261
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,887
That's for the coffee.
262
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,855
What coffee?
263
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:14,160
I don't want anything to do
with your stupid time capsule.
264
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,763
If people in the future want
to know me, they can ask.
265
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,833
We want to buy some
liquid dish soap.
Licky disco?
266
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,334
Liquid dish soap, lemon.
267
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:25,671
Will people in the future
care about lemon dish soap?
268
00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,339
No, for the mosquitoes.
269
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:31,977
Hank uses it to keep
mosquitoes away, and he's
bought out the Co-op.
270
00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:36,982
Oh? Well, in that case,
I'd be happy to sell ya some.
271
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,151
$15, each.
272
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,886
15 bucks?
273
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,922
Brent wouldn't
gouge us like this.
274
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,857
Brent also doesn't pay me.
275
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,616
Here.
276
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,585
And wait, I have
printed instructions.
277
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,720
I think I can
handle it, Lacey.
278
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,255
It's just a carafe.
279
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,857
Oh.
280
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,598
What the hell?
281
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,566
Shssh. It's okay.
282
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,803
Hey, Lacey,
283
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,539
I think the long hand
on your clock
284
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:36,242
is like five or six
seconds slow.
285
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,711
Duly noted.
286
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,380
He just sits around all
day commenting on things.
287
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,583
Yeah? You think
Oscar's a picnic?
288
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:47,486
Does this penny
look round to you?
289
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,858
Then, we had a 30 minute
conversation about
ceiling tiles.
290
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,927
What are we gonna do?
291
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,097
I'm really enjoying
these walks.
292
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,366
It's great that
people from, you know,
293
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,801
different generations can
communicate the way
294
00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:04,904
that we are right now.
295
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:07,907
It reminds me of
this time when--
See ya.
296
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,342
Are you goin' past
the liquor store?
297
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,912
Yeah, sure.
298
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,314
Hey, Emma.
299
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,583
Listen, I have a request,
300
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:20,319
and I really don't want
Brent to hear this.
301
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,521
Oh, don't worry.
He's occupied.
302
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,258
Look, I-I know this
sounds strange,
303
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,128
but I miss Oscar
around the house.
304
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,997
His weirdness
keeps me sane.
305
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:34,733
You and I are very
different people.
306
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,436
Look, Emma, what if you
just talked to him,
307
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,338
you know, openly
and honestly?
308
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,674
I don't want
to yell at him.
309
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,943
I'll take care
of it, Emma.
310
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,945
Really? Leave it to me.
311
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:49,248
Sometimes you have to
hurt the ones you love.
312
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,618
Other times
you get to hurt Oscar.
313
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:57,122
What smells like lemon?
314
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,028
Dwain who?
315
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,997
Dwain the tub,
I'm dwownding.
316
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,635
Yeah, that's funny stuff.
317
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:12,171
Could you come and
stand by the buffet?
318
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,974
Ah, yeah, sure, yeah.
319
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,353
Lemon soap.
320
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,522
Send as much as you can
spare, a whole truckload.
321
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,726
Who is that?
322
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,928
Why so nosey, Rosie?
323
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:39,698
I'm just wondering how Brent
ever did this without ya.
324
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:43,202
It doesn't seem right that
you do it all for free.
325
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,703
Well--
326
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:47,706
I guess that's the way it is
with kids, huh?
327
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:51,710
You bring them into the
world and then they take
advantage of you.
328
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:54,680
Brent thinks he can take
advantage of me, huh?
329
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:58,717
I should go in there right
now and tell him to pay me.
330
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:03,222
Oh, he'd love that, to see his
father, beggin' for money.
331
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,690
Oh, yeah?
332
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,493
Well, I won't give him
the satisfaction.
333
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:11,497
We'll just see how this place
falls apart after I quit!
334
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,933
180 degrees in 20 seconds.
335
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,736
Not bad!
336
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,540
As you all know,
337
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,043
before we bury the
new time capsule,
338
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:27,046
it's traditional to, uh,
open the old one.
339
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:31,483
I didn't know that we
were going to open an old
time capsule as well.,
340
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,919
I can barely remember
what I put in.
341
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:37,656
You were there?
Sure. It's just last year.
342
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,358
Last year?
343
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,993
We do this every year.
344
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:44,696
It used to be every 25 years,
and then every ten years,
345
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,366
and then it became
an excuse to drink.
346
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,668
An annual time capsule?
347
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:53,505
That doesn't seem a tad
goofy to anybody else?
348
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:57,776
All right, everyone,
behold the past.
349
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,749
Okay, Brent, ya had a mug.
350
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,684
Karen, a mug.
351
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,419
Crazy.
352
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,722
It's hard to believe we
drank out of these things.
353
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:14,359
Whose hat is this?
So that's where it went.
354
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:18,097
So you just bury a bunch
of old mugs in a box
355
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,835
It's very moving.
It makes you think.
356
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,607
I still can't believe
you do this every year.
357
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,509
It's less jarring
this way.
358
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,912
If you leave a time capsule
for 25 or 50 years,
359
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:37,649
when you open it,
it's just a bunch
of old stuff.
360
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:42,988
But you're supposed to put all
types of things in there,
361
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,691
you know, non-mug type things.
362
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,192
Listen to her.
363
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:50,295
First time out and she's
telling us about time capsules.
364
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,031
Someone's not comin' to
the Dog River Fun Days.
365
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,833
Lacey's right.
366
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,402
I'm gonna put
my hat in there.
367
00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:00,472
Or maybe not. That box
is pretty ratty.
368
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,408
Oh, here.
Put it in this.
369
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,711
All right!
Lacey brought coffee.
370
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,213
Now you're carrying
those things around with you?
371
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,715
Not too weird.
372
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,984
This was supposed to
be my contribution.
373
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,186
Wait a minute.
374
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,122
Your contribution was
going to be a carafe?
375
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:20,392
Not any carafe,
this carafe.
376
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,394
Thanks.
377
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,596
This will keep
my hat safe.
378
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,665
It kept coffee
safe from me.
379
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:32,237
Ow!
380
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,406
Oh, my God,
the mosquitoes!
381
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,441
Oh, they're worse
than ever!
382
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,043
Run!
383
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:44,950
I don't know
what happened.
384
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,452
It's like that lemon
soap made them crazy.
385
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:51,089
But it can't be the soap,
because Hank uses the soap and--
386
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,558
Hank.
387
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,726
Oh, my God, Hank.
388
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,497
Man, it's like Sally and
Harry out there today.
But why?
389
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:02,868
The only difference between you
now and before is... your hat.
390
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,172
My hat!
391
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,312
Come on!
392
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,881
How do you open
this thing?
393
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,658
Oscar, just stop it
and go outside.
394
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,529
It's okay. He's
not here anymore.
395
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,369
Why are ya doin'
that stupid puzzle?
396
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,738
Too much blue.
It's poor puzzlemanship.
397
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,241
Tchit-tchit.
398
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,277
Aah! It's good to have
you back, Oscar.
399
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:52,251
I must admit, it was masterful,
the way I got Dad to leave,
400
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,219
a good plan all around.
401
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,822
He worked for free
and no harm done.
402
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:13,772
I got 1,800 boxes
of lemon dish soap.
403
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:16,308
Masterful.
404
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:19,344
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00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:28,987
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408
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409
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:44,236
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410
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:48,240
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
411
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,208
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412
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,879
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413
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:57,215
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