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What are you doing here?
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I work here,
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I think.
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You know, unless you
change your mind.
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Okay, I broke
the mop handle.
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I know you told me no
karate kicks in the store.
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But I watched a Jet Li movie
and was in a weird headspace.
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I just meant that I
changed the schedule
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and you have Thursdays off now.
Remember?
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Well, isn't that something.
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You broke the mop?
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Hey. If I don't have to work,
I can go to bingo.
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You're not supposed to
watch movies at work.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Hey. How come you're
not in uniform?
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Is it top secret?
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You workin' undercover?
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Everyone in Dog River knows me.
How could I work undercover?
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And if I was undercover,
I couldn't tell you.
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I get it.
So you are undercover.
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She failed her drug test.
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Oh. So you just think
you're undercover.
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I took allergy medication
and it showed up on the test.
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It's a technicality, but I
can't work for about a week.
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A week too lon Now I got
double the workload.
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Wow! Two naps a day.
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Hey, you watch any
Jet Li movies?
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Does he kick
a lot of mops?
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Nah. I couldn't say.
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Why would you kick a mop?
What does that get ya?
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You sell cookies?
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Look at these ingredients.
They're all chemicals.
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You know, this is like
eating a Bounce sheet.
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Yeah, but a tasty
Bounce sheet.
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I hope you don't mind
a little competition,
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because I just started selling
freshly baked cookies.
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They're two completely
different things.
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You're selling plate cookies.
These are road cookies.
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Road cookies?
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Yeah. Road cookies are--
are like an old miner.
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You know, on the outside they're
gritty and tough as nails,
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but on the inside they're
soft and sweet and gooey.
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Much like a miner.
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All right, it's a bad analogy.
But you get my drift.
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Your drift is that some
people like gritty chemicals
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that are gooey.
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And also that old miners
can be very sensitive.
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I believe I've made my point.
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So this is what it's like
to be useless,
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idling the hours away with no
particular purpose in life.
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Hank, were your
ears burnin'?
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Ah, no.
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I got a thing on my foot
that's itchy.
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Hank, you have a lot of spare
time. What do you do?
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Pffft! What don't I do?
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I hang out, have coffee.
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Sometimes I throw stones
at things and whatnot.
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Wow. You should get
a personal assistant.
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And you should both...
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get some freshly
baked cookies.
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Nah. No thanks.
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They're oatmeal,
the meal made of oats.
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Boy, you're really
pushing these cookies.
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I'm not pushing them. I am
using the power of suggestion.
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I suggest you have a cookie,
which makes you think
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about having a cookie, and then
you decide to have a cookie.
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Have you sold any cookies?
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Not as such, no.
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Well, I suggest
you rethink
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your decision to
suggest the cookies.
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Yeah.
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And I think
your decision
to rethink
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the suggestion
should be decided ...
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Can I get a coffee
or what?
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Under the I...
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Hi Emma!
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...19.
Oh. Wanda, hi.
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I've never seen
you at bingo before.
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First Thursday night off.
Gotta be where the action is.
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Under the B...
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...7.
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Maybe action isn't
the right word.
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One more! Come on Fred,
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give me O-72!
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Ah, ah, oh-aah!
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Okay, that qualifies
as action.
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Road cookies.
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You get well, Fred.
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Take as much time as you need.
Your job will be here.
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No one calls bingo like you do.
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He's never coming back.
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Okay, who wants to call bingo?
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I'd do it myself, but I've got
a very important meeting.
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Wanda, why don't you call?
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You have such a beautiful voice.
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Really? At Karaoke Night
you threw a shoe at me.
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My feet were tired.
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We have a volunteer.
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Okey-dokey.
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Here we go.
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G-58,
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under the G-58.
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Delores, over there, is
thinking, "Gee, I wish
I had a 58."
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Geesh.
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Easy crowd.
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Come on, 72!
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All I need is O-72!
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Hang in there, Fred.
You're gonna be okay.
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Hope everybody remembered
to take their Vitamin B-6.
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Bingo!
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Just in case you're Jonesin',
I've locked up the Sudafed.
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Ha-ha!
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Brent,
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somebody has been eating your
road cookies in The Ruby.
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Who buys these?
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I can't tell
you that. Why not?
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That would break the code
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of customer-gas station
attendant confidentiality.
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You gotta be kidding?
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People rely on me to keep
their purchases to myself.
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Like a bond of trust.
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Exactly. Davis wouldn't like it
if I told the town
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that he buys Cosmo every month,
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as a random example
that isn't even true.
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I'm going to find out
about these cookies?
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Not without a warrant.
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So, mind if I hang out?
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Anything to keep you
off the streets
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while you get yourself clean.
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Then Fred took a half
gainer off the stage.
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Next thing you know
he's off to the doctor,
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Wanda's calling bingo,
and I'm losing.
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So the short of it is
you have no bingo money.
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It's like I've
been jinxed.
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Do you think Wanda
might be bad luck?
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Bad luck?
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Come to think of it,
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the other day I was talking
to her on the phone and then
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three hours later I dropped
the radio and it busted.
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Good thing I wasn't
in the tub.
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Damn woman
coulda killed me.
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Oh, hey, Hank.
Hey.
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Where ya goin'?
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Inventory. Why?
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I thought you could take a
break, have a coffee, hang out.
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Sorry. You're too late.
I just hung out with Karen.
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That's not hangin' out.
She's a girl.
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She probably talked about,
uh, you know,
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clouds and skirts
and rainbows.
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Actually, we had a very
stimulating conversation
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about authority and morality
in the new millennium.
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Why? Was there something special
you wanted to talk about?
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Oh, yeah.
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Where do people who live
in igloos go to the bathroom?
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Oh, geez, that's
a good one too.
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Yeah.
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I can't hang out all day.
I got work to do.
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Do you think these wrappers
have fingerprints on them?
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They've got your
fingerprints on them.
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I should let this go.
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But it bugs me.
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Let them sneak their
cookies in here.
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You're better than this.
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You're right.
I am better than this.
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My cookies are
better than this.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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Recently, while cleaning up,
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I discovered some wrappers
from packaged cookies.,
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Now, I am very confident
about the quality
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of my fresh home-baked cookies.
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So whoever prefers these
chemical-laced packaged ones,
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you don't have to hide anymore.
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Go ahead.
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You can eat them
at your table.
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You hear that?
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That's the sound of
coffee goin' up a buck.
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Hank,
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what are you doing here?
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Hey, Brent.
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You wanna hang out?
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It's 7:00 in the morning.
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You think people in igloos go
to the bathroom outside?
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Not now, Hank. Go home
and get some sleep.
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Come back at a
decent hangout time.
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Oh, like when?
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Midmorning, late morning?
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You can't force
a hangout, Hank.
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You just gotta
catch a wave.
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I think I know how
to hang out, Brent.
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I guess.
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Fred's pelvis
is fractured. Lazy wimp.
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I can't rely on luck.
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I have to be proactive.
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That, or you could do something
about it yourself.
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Actually, I heard it was
the Greeks who first invented
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the hot and cold water
plumbing system.
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Well, what kind of plumbing
did they have in igloos?
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Hey, you guys hangin' out?
Sorry I'm late.
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Technically, you were really
early. Now you're late.
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Can I hang out now?
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Sure.
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We were talking about
plumbing in igloos
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and I was saying how
the Ancient Greeks--
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You did my thing with her?
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The-the-the igloo thing's
our thing, Brent.
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Oh, thank you, gas bell.
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Talk to ya later.
See ya.
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I've been out hung.
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Um, Lacey, could
I have a cookie?
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Well, of course you--
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Wait a second.
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You don't really
want one, do you?
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This is just a-a pity
cookie, isn't it?
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What is it about those
packaged cookies?
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They're tough and great
for dipping in coffee.
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They're like--
An old miner?
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You can't dip an old miner
in coffee. Gross!
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So it's the dipping they want.
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Thanks. It's good to have you
around to talk to.
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I'm always around.
We always talk.
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But it's different
without the uniform.
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Seen Davis lately?
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No. I wonder how he's doin'.
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Hey, give me my hat back.
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We gotta pay for those
out of our own pocket.
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A broken pipe?
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I don't know how it happened.
Probably his fault.
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All those damn showers he
took when he was a kid.
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Well, can't Dad fix it?
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Oh, oah!
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What do you think?
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All right. I'll be right over.
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Oh, Wanda.
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Sorry. I'm gonna need you
to cover for me.
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But it's Bingo Night.
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Well, don't blame me.
Blame the Greeks.
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Davis.
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I'm not napping. You nap!
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Hey.
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What is it?
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Wanna hang out?
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Don't you usually
hang out with Brent?
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Yeah.
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Well, we're kinda hangin' out
with other people right now.
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All right. Hop in.
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So,
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you know how in Logan's Run
they zap everyone who's 30?
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If they're so worried
about overpopulation,
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00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:09,989
instead of zapping them, they
should turn them into farmers.
256
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,992
That way everyone eats
and no one gets hurt.
257
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,728
It's probably more
fun zappin' 'em.
258
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:23,602
You know what? I, ah, I can't do
this right now. Sorry.
259
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:26,672
I think I'm still
on the rebound.
260
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,647
Waste of a nap.
261
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,555
I don't know where
Wanda can be,
262
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,224
leaving us in the lurch
like this.
263
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,760
Pretty irresponsible.
264
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:53,332
We need to get
someone else.
265
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,568
Oh, evening, Officer.
266
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,673
Hey, Fitzy.
267
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,412
Well, how the hell did
it get bent like that?
268
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,247
How should I know?
269
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,749
It looks like the
work of an orangutan.
270
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,887
Really? That's your
prime suspect?
271
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,759
Oops.
272
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:23,762
How did that get there?
273
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:27,600
Under the G-51.
274
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,535
Ah-hah!
275
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,305
Way to go, Hank.
You're a natural.
276
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,908
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
277
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,610
Oh! Ooh!
278
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,816
I'm okay.
279
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,419
Whew! That's quite a drop.
280
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,455
Under the B-careful.
281
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,026
I thought
you had to work.
282
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,295
I got someone
to cover for me.
283
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,863
Hi-yaa!
284
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:03,302
Well, I think we are all
excited that Wanda's back,
285
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:06,005
but I got things under control.
Under the L--
286
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,007
I'll take it from here.
287
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,910
So much for whatnot.
Back to throwin' stones.
288
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:16,115
Wan-da, Wan-da, Wan-da,
Wan-da, Wan-da, Wan-da...
289
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,651
Where's my lucky wrench?
290
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:26,659
Fatty triglycerides,
tartaric acid,
291
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,961
dipotassium phosphate,
292
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,597
pecans--ooh, pecans?
293
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,332
Tah-dah!
294
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:34,967
Tah-dah what?
295
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,036
It's biscotti.
296
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,171
It's an Italian biscuit,
great for dipping.
297
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,840
We know what
biscotti is, Lacey.
298
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,276
It's just a little 1995,
don't ya think?
299
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:45,811
Oh.
300
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,880
Is my dad hipper than you?
301
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:51,317
If we wanted biscotti, we'd
buy some at the gas station.
302
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:56,622
I don't know why I'm having
such bad luck with my cookies.
303
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,390
Has Wanda been around?
304
00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,959
Yeah.
305
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,727
There's your answer.
306
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,233
Hey.
307
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,302
You wanna hang out?
308
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,438
Oh, I don't know.
309
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,174
Maybe this isn't
such a good idea.
310
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,943
I know it was a little
awkward before,
311
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,512
but that was the
first time, right?
312
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,715
I mean--
313
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,421
I brought ya
these.
314
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,690
All right, road cookies.
315
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,692
You rock!
316
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:37,096
Thanks for noticin'.
317
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,232
So,
318
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:46,238
where do you think people go
to the bathroom in an igloo?
319
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,173
You mean Inuit.
320
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,075
Oh, sorry.
321
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:54,480
So, where do you think people
go to the bathroom in an Inuit?
322
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,015
No, no.
323
00:16:56,115 --> 00:17:00,285
The people are Inuit and they
don't live in igloos anymore.
324
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,788
Oh, right.
325
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,957
'Cause it's summer.
326
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,829
Hey, ah, you want to
drive by Corner Gas?
327
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,065
Wait a minute.
328
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,402
Are you using me to
make Brent jealous?
329
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,003
No!
330
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,972
Oh, Davis, no.
331
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,607
No, I-I--
332
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,711
I must say, Fred,
333
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:28,247
you're looking much better.
334
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,816
I'm glad you came
to see me, Emma.
335
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,851
So when are you
coming back?
336
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,987
Oh, I don't know.
337
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:39,358
Nobody wants an old rodeo
clown like me around.
338
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,060
Nonsense.
339
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,163
People are always talking
about you at bingo.
340
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,198
I hope Fred
doesn't come back.
341
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:49,668
Yeah, Fred was terrible.
Fred sucks.
342
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:52,171
That's nice.
343
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,973
But I'm in way
too much pain.
344
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,210
Pain is just a state of mind.
345
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,079
Once you're up there--
346
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,283
Emma, I have a crush on you.
347
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:09,254
I have adored you since you
first walked into Bingo Night.
348
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:14,426
I deliberately called your
numbers so that you would win.
349
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,963
It was all a lie!
350
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,399
So when are you
coming back?
351
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,237
I give up on this
fresh-baked crap.
352
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,272
Everybody wants
road cookies.
353
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,275
I don't know why you're
knocking yourself out, Lacey.
354
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,212
Why don't you just sell
these cookies over there?
355
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:34,980
You'd be fine with that?
356
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,482
They're cookies, Lacey.
357
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,784
I'm not giving you
my bone marrow.
358
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:41,920
Hey, Brent.
359
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,555
Hey, Hank.
360
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,125
Sorry, now is kind
of a bad time.
361
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,428
Oh, no. I wasn't, ah,
I wasn't lookin' for you.
362
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,964
I was, ah, I was lookin'
for Davis.
363
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:56,235
We've been hangin' out a lot,
me and--me and Davis.
364
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,403
Oh, yeah?
365
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:01,707
Oh, he has got some real
interesting theories
366
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,276
on Logan's Run , Davis does.
367
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,883
Well, I'm gonna go now.
368
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,286
So, ah, you know, if you
see my hangout buddy, Davis,
369
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,622
just tell him
I'm lookin' for him.
370
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,391
Not you , Davis, yeah.
371
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,429
It's sad.
372
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,999
It kinda makes my cookie
problems seem trivial.
373
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,501
Your cookie problem is trivial.
374
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,470
I mean, yes, it does.
375
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,139
B-4,
376
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,041
B-4.
377
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:39,044
Before you know it, I'll
be calling another number.
378
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,281
The place is packed.
379
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,983
If this continues, we will
finally raise enough money
380
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,619
to send a kid
to Jazz Camp.
381
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:52,958
Oh, Fred's back. It's a miracle.
382
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,427
Halleluiah.
383
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,698
I've been railroaded. Fred
shouldn't be calling bingo.
384
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:02,201
He should be lying
flat on his back
385
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,136
sucking his supper
through a straw.
386
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,572
Wanda, this is what
Fred lives for.
387
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:10,075
Look at him up there.
Let him have this one thing.
388
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,477
Oh, you're right, Emma.
389
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,379
What was I thinking?
390
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,615
I feel terrible.
391
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,917
You are so selfless.
392
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,521
I-27.
393
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,423
Bingo!
394
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,895
Hey, Brent.
395
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,497
Here's that five bucks
I owe ya.
396
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,700
Actually, it was ten.
397
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,836
Here's five of
the ten bucks I owe ya.
398
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,773
I'll see ya later.
399
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:44,910
Wait! Where ya goin', Hank?
400
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,379
We've been best friends
since we were kids.
401
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:50,682
It seems like we never
get to hang out anymore.
402
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,718
I miss ya, man.
403
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,920
So Karen went
back to work?
404
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,923
Yeah.
Cool.
405
00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,791
So, how was your vacation?
406
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,727
Oh, I was bored silly.
407
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,429
I missed the hustle and
bustle of police work.
408
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,798
Well, it's good
to have you back.
409
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:09,601
Ah, it's good to be back.
410
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,403
Ah!
411
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,640
Where's your hat?
412
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,009
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413
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,077
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00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,941
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