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This magazine rack
is a mess.
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What are you talkin' about?
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I put a lotta thought
into arranging that.
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It's all hodgepodgey,
nothin' categorized at all.
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You got National Science
beside Wedding Bells .
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Yeah? Wedding Bells is for
somebody who's lookin'
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towards the future.
So is National Science.
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What bugs me, is you got
the hotrod magazines
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mixed in with
the gardening magazines.
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Maybe somebody wants to
soup up their Rototiller,
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you know, throw a fuel injector
under their Weedwacker.
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Hotrod Weedwacker.
That'd be cool.
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Then why do the gardening
magazines lead into
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the fashion magazines?
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Plants...
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Implants.
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There ya go.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Maybe I should
get a tattoo.
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Why?
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To kinda make me
feel bad .
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You're already late for work.
How bad do you wanna be?
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King George the Fifth
had a tattoo.
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So? One out of five kings
gets a tattoo,
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I just can't think
of what to get.
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There's the Chinese symbol for
disappointing your parents.
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Why? What did ya do now?
No, not me.
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King George, here, has
decided to get a tattoo.
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That's a good one.
Get that one.
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Why would I want a tattoo of a
skull devouring a human heart?
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Oh. I thought it was Popeye.
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I can draw you a
few designs, Wanda.
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I designed my own.
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Your own what?
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Tattoo.
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I got a little bulldog
on my shoulder.
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When did you
get a tattoo?
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I was in the tattoo parlour
the day Oscar got his
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and I thought, "Why not?"
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Well, Mom, just because Dad gets
a tattoo doesn't mean that--
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you have a tattoo?
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I've been raised
by gypsies.
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I didn't know
you could draw.
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Oh, she draws, paints,
all that crap.
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He's so supportive.
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Can you draw something up
for me? That would be great.
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I was thinking about a teddy
bear, somethin' soft and cuddly.
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Well, I'll get
started right away.
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My mom has a
bulldog tattoo.
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Do I even dare ask
what yours is?
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None of your
damn business.
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But when I'm on all fours,
I can make it dance.
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These charts
are amazing.
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As you can see, the study
shows a big increase in traffic.
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And they're so colourful.
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We do traffic studies
in Dog River?
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It seems like a
waste of money.
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We don't have to do it.
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But, then again, we
don't have to have two
police officers either.
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Hey, Brent.
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Before you order,
try one of these.
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Food before I order.
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Let's keep this
new policy.
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Mm, that's tasty.
What is it?
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I invented them. I'm gonna
call it the Ruby Club.
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That's fantastic.
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I'll have a
chili cheese dog.
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Look at this traffic.
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All those times
I crossed the street
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I was takin' my life
into my own hands.
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Yep.
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It's like Death Race 2000
out there.
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The bottom line is, I'm
replacing the four-way stop sign
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with a traffic light.
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It's time Dog River
joined the 20th century.
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Then we'll only be
one century behind.
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I want you to crack
down on jaywalkers.
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We can't just suddenly start
handing out jaywalking tickets.
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First we need to let
the people know
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they're in the 20th century.
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I've talked to Gus
at The Howler ,
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and he'll print
a gentle reminder
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to let the people know.
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"Pedestrians in danger due
to large amount of traffic."
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Anyone seen a large
amount of traffic?
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Maybe he means amount
of large traffic.
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That makes five tractors,
four combines.
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Three diskers.
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Two turtledoves.
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Jinx.
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If it's gonna reduce
injuries, maybe a traffic
light's not so bad.
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It might remind
me of home.
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If you want us to
remind you of Toronto
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I could flip you the bird.
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Were people in Toronto
rude to you or something?
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I've never been there.
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You want a Ruby Club
or not?
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Yeah, sure. It's zesty,
without bein' too preachy,
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if you know what I mean.
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I rarely know
what you mean.
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Did you see this in The Howler ?
Damn government.
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They can't tell us
what to do.
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Settle down, Dad.
It's just a traffic light.
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Traffic light?
What are you talkin' about?
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I mean this.
"Call before you dig."
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Why do I gotta call?
I dig where I want.
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Insane mayor, crosswalks?
This is even worse.
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And what do we need
a traffic light for?
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The four-way stop
works fine.
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And there's nothin'
wrong with jaywalkin'.
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It's how things get done,
as the crow flies.
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This is government mind control.
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"Stop here," "Walk,"
"Don't Walk," "Do this,"
"Don't do that,"
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"Eat your peas."
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Eat your peas?
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Look, this is the
Dog River Howler .
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The info is
sketchy at best.
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Remember last year when
those coyotes were
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comin' into town eatin'
people's cats?
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This thing's not
exactly the Gospel.
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Plus the plural of werewolf
is werewolves, with a "v".
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Also a good point.
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So you can eat your peas
on your own terms, Dad.
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Nobody's gonna take
this too seriously.
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You too good to use
the crosswalk, Buddy?
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No, Oscar, I'm
not a communist.
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All I was saying is, if
a traffic light helps
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prevent an accident, then
we should consider it.
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Crazy talk.
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I don't know why anyone
asks you anything.
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What are your
specials?
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What's the soup?
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Well, if you're looking
for something a little zesty,
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without being too preachy,
I'd recommend the Ruby Club.
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It comes with soup also.
I invented it.
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You invented soup?
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No, the Ruby Club.
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Okay, I'll try it.
Can I have a pickle with it?
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Do you charge extra
for the pickle?
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Oh, I think I can give
you a pickle, Oscar.
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Don't get me wrong.
My accountants will
be very upset,
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but, oh, what the heck.
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I just talked us into a
couple of free pickles.
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Nice work, Mr. Trump.
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Goldilocks to Papa Bear.
Come in, Papa Bear.
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If we're gonna use code names,
I wanna be called The Hawk.
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The Rock?
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Not The Rock, The Hawk.
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Hey, wait? Yeah.
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Call me The Rock.
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I still don't think
this is necessary.
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We don't get to choose which
laws we want to enforce, Karen.
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Sure we do.
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Yeah, we do. But this is fun.
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People cross the street
and we drop the hammer.
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Hey, wait. Call me The Hammer.
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I don't like shakin'
people down so Fitzy can
buy a new traffic light.
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The law is the law.
No one's above the law.
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Steven Segal's
above the law.
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Oh, yeah.
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That movie rocks.
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Hey, wait.
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The Rock or The Hammer?
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I like Papa Bear.
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So,
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how are the
sandwiches?
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Delicious.
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Still, I'd better not see
any pickle on that bill.
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Oh, I didn't know you
could draw, Emma.
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Oh, why is the
alligator dancing?
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It's a teddy bear.
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Oh.
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That-that's what
I said, isn't it?
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Hey, where are you gonna
put this tattoo, anyway?
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It's not gonna scare
customers, is it?
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It's going somewhere on a
private area of my person
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so that you and everybody
else will never see it,
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until the company
Christmas party.
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You're not gonna
strip again, are ya?
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No promises.
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Okay, uh, the special today is
an open-faced Denver with fries.
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I'll have
the Ruby Club. Me too.
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Me too.
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Okay. Then you all
want Ruby Clubs?
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Well, that's easy.
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Three more Ruby Clubs.
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My favourite's
the third one.
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But you can pick
whichever one you want.
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I'm gonna grab
some margarine.
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Wow! Emma,
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I didn't know you
could draw like this.
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What in the hell are these
supposed to be?
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I thought you said cuddly.
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That one looks like
a rabid badger.
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This one looks like a
gorilla with a golf club.
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Flames?
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This one has
flames on it.
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Mom, is one of these things
supposed to be on fire?
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I added flames to make
it look more surreal.
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Mission accomplished.
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Maybe when I said cuddly,
she thought I said ugly.
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I hope you don't mind, but
I added a bit of artistic flair.
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Ooh.
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Oh, that's flair.
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When you pick one,
let me know.
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I don't know
which one to pick.
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Can you believe it?
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Lacey thought that
was an alligator.
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Yeah, I can believe it.
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Really?
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Well-well, yeah, because
Lacey's just so kooky.
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Oh, I'm glad you like it.
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If you don't pick a drawing,
you'll break her heart.
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What will she
break in return?
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It's a traffic light now.
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Next there will be advanced
left turn signals
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and computer chips
stapled to our ears.
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That's pretty far fetched,
left turn signals.
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A traffic light might
spruce up the town,
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give it an urban feel.
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Lacey, it would be nice
to have a conversation
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where you don't twist it
to further your
traffic light agenda.
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I didn't bring it up.
You guys were talking--
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You want machines
telling you what to do?
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Like that movie where
the robots take over and, um--
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Prevent traffic accidents?
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I don't want a traffic light.
No one in Dog River does.
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What about the train
crossing signal?
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That's different.
It goes "Ding, ding, ding"
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and the arm swings up and down.
It's a good show.
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I don't think a
stop light would hurt.
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Oh, Lacey, just drop it.
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When it comes to gettin' around,
we know what we're doin'.
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Jaywalker. Go get him.
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Do I have to?
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He don't look like
Steven Segal to me.
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Brent!
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Oh, hey, Karen.
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00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:39,865
Brent, you jaywalked
so I'm gonna have to
write you a ticket.
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Really?
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You're not Steven Segal.
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Oh, ya got me there.
249
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:49,975
Didn't you jaywalk to come over
here to give me the ticket?
250
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,644
I-I-I was just--
251
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:56,415
It would set a good example
if you wrote yourself a
ticket for breakin' the law.
252
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,983
But I--
253
00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:00,219
You're not Jean-Claude
Van Damme, Karen.
254
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,988
Uh? Davis, are you there?
255
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,724
I'm The Hammer.
256
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:08,427
Uh, we got a bit
of a problem here.
257
00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:11,063
The law's the law, Karen.
258
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,070
Have a nice day.
259
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,905
Careful.
260
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,175
You know what?
261
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,578
I will try one
of your Ruby Clubs.
262
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,279
No!
263
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:30,015
Or whatever is handy,
a bag of chips or--
264
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,618
Yesterday we served
37 Ruby Clubs.
265
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,120
Well, that's great...
266
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,823
in a suckish way.
You lost me.
267
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,259
I'm glad people like
the sandwich so much.
268
00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:43,028
But all day "Ruby Club,
Ruby Club, Ruby Club"
269
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,530
It's making me crazy.
270
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,433
I can see that. Why don't you
stop makin' it?
271
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,403
Because I just printed new menus
and I refuse to white it out.
272
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,038
That looks so tacky.
273
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,640
I don't know, then.
274
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,310
You're stuck between a rock
and some arbitrary rule
about Whiteout.
275
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,812
It is not arbitrary.
276
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:03,149
It's just something I came
up with and I'm sticking to,
277
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,917
for no reason.
278
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,224
Uh-oh.
279
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,629
Okay.
280
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,532
Whoa!
281
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,802
What the hell's she doin'?
It's not her turn.
282
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,604
I thought it was my turn.
283
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:28,474
Two geriatrics and an idiot.
I'll never get home.
284
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:29,942
It's his turn.
285
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,545
Sorry.
286
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,214
Well, just move it,
ya old dingbat.
287
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,583
More like a four-day stop.
288
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:50,095
Oh, yeah,
a stop sign's fine.
289
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,903
This has gone too far.
Be careful.
290
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,006
I'm makin' a stand.
You're crazy. They can see ya.
291
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,741
They wouldn't dare.
292
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,810
Hold it right
there, Oscar!
293
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,619
You're lucky we don't give you a
ticket for aiding and abetting.
294
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:16,856
Don't you guys have
anything better to do?
295
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,558
No, not really.
296
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,393
Two Ruby Clubs.
297
00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:24,230
How about chicken salad
or some soup?
298
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,798
Four more Rubies, please.
299
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:29,001
Or some chicken soup,
or soup and salad?
300
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,337
Five more stinkin'
Rubies, please.
301
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,639
Look it, anything
you want, I'll make.
302
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:37,176
Hey, Brent, can you
lend me some cash?
303
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,712
Is that your official
greeting now? Huh?
304
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,848
Ever since Karen and Davis
started acting like real cops,
305
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,750
I got like six
jaywalking tickets.
306
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,252
Six?
307
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,220
Well, four tickets
and two IOUs.
308
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,222
They ran out of
ticket books.
309
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:54,593
I just talked my way out
of an accessory to a
jaywalking charge.
310
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,963
I doubled back on them.
You haven't seen me.
311
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:04,403
"I owe you one jaywalking
ticket. Sincerely, Davis."
312
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,238
At least he's
polite about it.
313
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,407
How did you get six
jaywalking tickets?
314
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:12,678
Oscar's got seven.
Well, he would if he
hadn't gone on the lam.
315
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:15,648
Yeah. I'm a one-man
open rebellion.
316
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,217
Hidin' behind the toaster.
317
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,556
Hi. Hi, Wanda.
318
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,293
Did you decide which
drawing you like?
319
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:31,897
Yes, uh, I did, Emma.
But, uh, here's the thing.
320
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:35,567
I found out that I'm allergic
to the ink in tattoos.
321
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,703
How did you find that out?
322
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,905
Medical testing.
323
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:44,209
I got the results back
and, uh, damn the luck.
324
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,712
Very, very allergic.
325
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,447
That's too bad.
326
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:54,253
Just out of curiosity,
which drawing did you pick?
327
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,955
The first one?
328
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,324
The squirrel with
the hockey stick.
329
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,858
Squirrel?
330
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,696
Oh, yeah, it's the
hockey squirrel.
331
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,664
Very, very cute.
332
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,535
Thank you anyway.
333
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:28,921
Fitzy, on behalf of
the citizens of Dog River,
334
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,790
we would like to formally
lodge a complaint
335
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:36,562
that this new jaywalking
policy is stupid.
336
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,030
Well--
337
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:41,967
We should be free to
walk as the crow flies.
338
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,838
I don't know what the hell
he means.
339
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,873
Cross the street
wherever you want.
340
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,508
Oh. Then yeah.
341
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,010
Okay, okay. But--
342
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,511
Hank's right.
343
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:54,713
Everyone is against
the traffic light, too.
344
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,548
I'm not really against it.
345
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:59,251
I'm not for it, but
I'm not against it.
346
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:03,155
You've been trying to get
a traffic light in this
town for years.
347
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,190
I moved here
10 months ago.
348
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:08,160
Maybe you should just stick
to makin' sandwiches,
349
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,195
delicious, delicious
sandwiches.
350
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,731
But-but you see--
351
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,601
I see the revolution
has started without me.
352
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,037
Oh, you're right,
Hank and everyone.
353
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,273
It's been my secret agenda,
since before I moved here,
354
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,443
to have a traffic light
installed in Dog River.
355
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:28,047
My scheme is out in
the open so from now on,
356
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:32,418
a dollar from every Ruby
Club will go to funding
the new traffic light.
357
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,887
Maybe we just won't buy
your stupid sandwich,
358
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,089
your stupid yet
delicious sandwich.
359
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,791
The Ruby Club is history.
360
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,559
Oh, gee.
361
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:43,395
When will I learn to
fit into this town?
362
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,065
Oh, well, no more Ruby Clubs,
I guess,
363
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,934
although I'm not
whiting out the menus.
364
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,003
Well played, Moriarty.
365
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,773
Oscar, cheese it,
the heat.
366
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,109
I'll cover for ya.
367
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,045
Look, guys, I--
368
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,815
Save it, Mr. Slick Talkin'
Politician.
369
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,488
Listen, I want
to cut a deal.
370
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,323
I'm listening.
371
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:15,627
If you clear me on my IOUs,
I'll deliver you Oscar Leroy.
372
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:19,665
Cut a deal, Davis.
We want the big fish.
373
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:22,468
Look, I-I'm just
concerned about safety.,
374
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,770
We're seeing a sharp
increase in traffic.
375
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,906
I don't know what increase in
traffic you're talkin' about.
376
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,375
Arnie Melfort bought
that second pickup truck,
377
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,545
but he can only drive
one at a time.
378
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:36,915
So it makes no real difference
in the actual numbers.
379
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,717
I've done the math on this.
380
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:41,320
Hey, Brent, I'm not
the big fish.
381
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,723
Oh, I'm sorry, Hank.
No, no, no. It's a good thing.
382
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,525
Oh. Well, good for you.
383
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,060
Nicely done.
Yeah.
384
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,929
Look, we ran a counter
cable across the road
385
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,499
and this year traffic
is extremely high,
386
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,901
extremely high, extremely.
387
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,237
He's got the charts
to prove it.
388
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,175
Okay, Oscar, pay up.
389
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,878
Fat chance. I'm engaged
in civil disobedience.
390
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,113
Hank and I are
standing strong on--
391
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,182
He sold you out.
392
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,752
So what do I owe you?
393
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,522
But where did this traffic
come from?
394
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:19,458
Yeah, Fitzy,
395
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,527
this, uh, cable counter thing,
396
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:25,531
has it got a yellow box
at the end of it?
397
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,466
Yeah. Why?
398
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,578
Ah, no reason, no reason.
399
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:42,080
But maybe your
counter box is faulty.
400
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,183
Did you ever
think about that?
401
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:48,053
Okay. I'll hold on the traffic
light till we sort this out.
402
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,023
Hey, hey, hey.
403
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:54,593
By the way, you got this
on the way here.
404
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,062
And wipe out the
jaywalking tickets too.
405
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,897
Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
406
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,433
You mean I got this blister
for nothin'?
407
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,502
I guess so, Hammer!
408
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,774
Oh. Thank you.
409
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,876
Hey, you look
a lot happier.
410
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,745
Uh-huh. I haven't sold
one Ruby Club all day.
411
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,847
People hate your sandwich?
That's great.
412
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,450
No. People love my sandwich.
They hate me.
413
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,953
Well, as long as
they hate something.
414
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,255
Oh, hi, Lacey.
415
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,790
Why are you so down?
416
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:29,695
I'll never be able to get
a tattoo or Emma will know
I lied to her.
417
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:33,065
Couldn't you get one
in a secret place?
418
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:36,001
I have a history at
Christmas parties where I--
419
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,836
Hey, Wanda.
420
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:40,672
I was hoping you were
working today.
421
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,875
I felt bad you couldn't
get your tattoo,
422
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:48,046
so I painted that
picture you wanted.
423
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,250
Ah, a gopher.
424
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,751
Badger.
425
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,720
Squirrel!
426
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:58,257
Oh, Emma. That's, uh...
427
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:03,495
so sweet and, uh, unnecessary?
428
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,732
Oh, it's not as permanent
as a tattoo,
429
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,401
but at least he's something.
430
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,637
It certainly is.
431
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:15,040
What do you mean by that?
432
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,379
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