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Where did
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Where did yo
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Where did you
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Where did you fi
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Where did you find
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Where did you find
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Where did you find
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Where did you find
these
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Where did you find
these si
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Where did you find
these sign
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Where did you find
these signs
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Where did you find
these signs th
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Where did you find
these signs that
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Where did you find
these signs that s
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Where did you find
these signs that say
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Where did you find
these signs that say,
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"Happy Birthday, Lacey"?
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I didn't find them,
Brainiac. I made them.
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Really?
Yeah.
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You know, that's some
quality workmanship.
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You could go into business
making signs like this.
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Except there's not a lot of
people named Lacey.
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Kind of niche market.
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I don't know whether to smack
him or pat him on the head.
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Okay, that's it.
I'm officially out of oxygen.
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Well, I guess so.
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That must be the second
balloon you've blown up today.
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No. Are you kiddin'?
She's gonna love this.
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Oh! Here she comes now.
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Surprise!
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Oh, ho, you guys!
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Happy Birthday, Lacey.
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Aaaahh!!
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Oh, get away!
Get away!
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You see, she loves it.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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I'm sorry, you guys.
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This is kind of
embarrassing.
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You throw me a nice party
and I throw a fit.
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Maybe a surprise party
wasn't the best idea.
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Especially if
you're feeling old.
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I'm not feeling old.
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Oh, well, good. Because you
don't look that old.
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It's all relative, Lacey.
What is old, anyways?
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The mountains are young compared
to the stars. The fruit fly is--
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I'm afraid of
balloons!
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Afraid of balloons?
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Uh-huh.
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Whoever heard of that?
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Wanda?
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It's called globaphobia,
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the persistent, irrational fear
of balloons.
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It's more common
than you think.
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It'd have to be.
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What happened, Oscar?
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He started it.
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I'm telling ya, Stan,
I set the course recorord.
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And I'm telling ya
I need verification.
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Are you calling me
a liar?
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You don't have
any witnesses.
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Well, you're about to witness
yourself losing a customer.
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I let you play for free.
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Not anymore you don't!
Jackass!
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He banned me.
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You sound
like a crazy man.
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I'm gonna build
my own mini golf.
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Oscar, you can't go around
making something
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every time someone
makes you angry.
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You've got to stop
with this revenge.
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This is not about revenge.
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This is about gettin' even.
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Why is the fear of
balloons called
globaphobia?
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It should be called
balloonaphobia.
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What's it called when
you're afraid of globes?
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That's called cheeseaphobia.
It's all very random.
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If you're afraid of globes,
it should be called globaphobia.
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It makes no sense.
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Phobias are irrational.
They don't have to make sense.
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Don't you guys have any?
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What, fears? Not really.
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I mean just the standard
stuff, you know,
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pirates, vampires, sasquatch,
intimacy, commitment.
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What about you?
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None come to mind.
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Being intimate
with a sasquatch.
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I'm like Wanda.
I don't have any fears.
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What about bees?
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I don't have any bees, either.
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Oh, fear of bees.
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Right, yeah.
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It's weird you'd forget
your fear of bees,
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what, with you being
deadly allergic to bees.
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Right, yeah. I'm just--
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You're still allergic
to bees, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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That's why I don't
have any.
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What's that about?
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Oh. We were ten years old.
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Brent and I were
playing miniature golf.
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I made a noise and
Brent missed his putt
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and, well,
he got really mad.
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So I told him
I had seen a bee
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and that I'm
allergic to bees.
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But I'm not.
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I have carried that
secret with me for,
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lo, these many years.
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Swear you won't tell him.
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Tell him what?
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Thanks, Wanda.
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Thanks for what?
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Oh, okay. I get it.
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This conversation
never happened.
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I wish that were true.
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You need something to take
your mind off your anger,
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something to relax you, the way
that cooking relaxes me.
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Oh, great. I should
take up cooking.
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Maybe I'll start a string
of restaurants,
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wear an apron and
a floppy white hat.
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I didn't say
you should cook.
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You don't think
I can cook?
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You can't cook.
You don't have--
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I'll show you
who can cook.
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the patience.
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Honestly, Hank, I really don't
know what you're talking about.
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And I appreciate your
pretending not to know
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what I'm talking about.
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I'm going to pretend
that you're not here.
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Ha, ha, ha. Okay.
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Hey.
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You guys hear about
Lacey's globaphobia?
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Lacey's afraid
of balloons?
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That doesn't
make any sense.
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Well, phobias
are irrational.
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But it should be
balloonaphobia.
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Exactly. What if you're
afraid of globes?
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Your phobia's nameless
because the balloon people
scooped it up already?
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Fear is natural.
It's what makes us human.
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It's what separates us
from the animals.
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That and opposable thumbs.
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And pants.
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Rollerblading.
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Any kind of bipedal
locomotion.
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We can make fire.
Animals can't make fire.
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Well, if you don't
count dragons.
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Actually, there's a lot
that separate us from animals.
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You had me at pants.
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Sorry I wrecked your
birthday party with balloons.
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I just-I never thought
they'd be scary.
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You know, I can
understand streamers.
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And those party hats
are pretty pointy.
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Oh, it's just bizarre,
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I'm terrified of balloons.
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I don't know
how it happened.
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Happy Birthday, Lacey.
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Look, a zombie
brought you balloons.
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That never happened.
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I'm saying that's how
it might have happened.
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Anyway, the point is, it's
nothing to be ashamed of.
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Do you really
believe that?
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No, but that's a good thing to
say in situations like this.
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Karen. What's up?
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You wanted to file a complaint
about the Mini Putt?
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That was three hours ago.
You're just gettin' here now?
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Davis figured it
was a stupid waste of time
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and you'd complain about how
your taxes pay for our salaries.
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When he discovered you were
involved, he sent me instead.
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Apology accepted.
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So, what happened
at the Mini Putt?
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Forget that.
I got cookin' to do.
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Cooking?
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Do you think what
Davis says is true?
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I doubt that Battlestar
Galactica actually happened.
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No, I mean-- wait.
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Davis thinks Battlestar
Galactica actually happened?
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He thinks Battlestar Galactica
may have happened.
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I was referring to what he said
about our fears making us human.
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Because I have no fears, none.
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I'm not scared
of anything.
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So what does that make me?
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That makes you
kinda scary.
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Bzzz, bzzz.
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Did you tell him
about that bee thing?
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Bee sting? What are
you talking about?
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Hey, Hank?
Huh?
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Do you think it's strange
that I have no fears?
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No. It probably just means
you're not fully human.
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Oh.
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We could ask everyone in
town to try and scare ya.
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Ah, no thanks.
That doesn't make--
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Haassizaaah! Oh!
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See, you're scared of stuff.
Being scared is just a--
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Lacey, you got a second?
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Sure.
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Oh, geez,
this is awkward.
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What is?
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I was thinking that maybe,
uh, you and I could--
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You and I could?
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Oh, geez, this is
hard for me to say.
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Oh.
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It's just there's a place
I'd like to take you.
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Oh.
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Oh, Davis.
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Well, uh, I'm flattered.
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But--
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Davis? Come in, Davis.
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Go ahead, Karen?
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We got a 10-19
in progress.
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Trouble at the Mini Putt?
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I'm on my way.
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Anything?
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It kinda tickles
a little bit.
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Not afraid of spiders.
Okay.
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Well, don't worry.
We'll find somethin'.
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I can hardly wait
to see Emma's face
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when she tastes my cooking.
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Um, listen, Oscar,
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I would prefer if we didn't tell
anyone I was cooking for you.
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Done.
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Don't you want
to know why?
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Does it seem like
I want to know why?
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I read that career women
shouldn't exhibit
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traditional woman skills
like cooking,
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because it can
undermine our status
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and we can lose respect
from male colleagues.
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Whatever you say,
Toots.
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You sure this
is a good idea?
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It was your idea.
Oh, yeah.
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We have to see if
you're afraid of heights.
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Let's take the elevator right
the very top of this thing.
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Are you new to
Saskatchewan?
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There's no elevator,
just stairs.
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Not afraid of heights.
Movin' on.
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Well, dig in.
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Hey, it's actually good.
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Try it, Wanda.
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What, are you scared?
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Oh, I wish I were,
Oscar, I really do.
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Hey, you're right.
That is good.
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And I did it all by myself, too.
No help from Emma.
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Well, hey, Mom.
Davis. What's up?
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After Oscar's rampage, I went
down to Stan's to apologize--
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She punched
him out.
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He was being a jackass.
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Emma, Emma, Emma.
Anger doesn't solve anything.
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00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:26,018
Pot, this Kettle.
Kettle, this is Pot.
258
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:28,554
I talked Stan out of
pressing charges.
259
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,457
But Emma's not allowed
back there anymore.
260
00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,659
Is life without mini golf
worth living?
261
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,828
Can you even
call it living?
262
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,368
Oscar, I'm impressed.
This is really tasty.
263
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,639
Davis, if you're hungry,
help yourself.
264
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:49,041
All right!
265
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:52,645
Look, there's somethin'
I have to say.
266
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:56,816
I'm not allergic to bees.
267
00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,086
I'm not even
afraid of bees.
268
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:03,355
I'm sorry I lied.
269
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,392
Please leave me
alone now.
270
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,661
I just need some
more practice.
271
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,629
Can I help with
the cleanup?
272
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,265
No. You're a guest, Davis.
273
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:16,669
Brent, help me clean up.
274
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:20,639
How long do I have not
live here before I'm a guest?
275
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,912
How ya doin'? Scared?
276
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,281
No. Not claustrophobic either?
277
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,850
Hm, too bad.
278
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,918
Ah, what are ya gonna do?
279
00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,254
Oh, my God!
280
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,566
Oh. Hey, Wanda?
281
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,568
What?
282
00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:52,371
Would you open this
can of peanuts for me?
283
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:55,207
So a springy fake snake
jumps out of me?
284
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:56,942
Nice gag, Alfalfa.
285
00:12:56,942 --> 00:13:00,079
What's next, the fake gum
that makes my teeth black?
286
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,281
No. I'm saving that
for Hank.
287
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,983
I'd like a peanut.
288
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,387
Aah, geez!
289
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:12,491
Dad, you were with me when
I put the snake into the--
290
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:15,828
Never mind. Is there
something you need?
291
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,429
It's your mother.
292
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:21,400
She wants me out of the house
while she cooks up a roast.
293
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,403
I think she's jealous
of my cooking skills.
294
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:28,240
It's like somehow, in a way,
me being a cook
295
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:32,711
has taken away something
that was her own.
296
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,214
That's nice you're concerned
about her feelings.
297
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,216
Concerned? Heh!
298
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,251
It cracks me up.
299
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:41,954
Oh.
300
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,323
Hi, Davis.
301
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,525
Sorry, I can't chat.
302
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,562
We're just swamped
in here today.
303
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,269
I can't help but feel
that you're avoiding me.
304
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:59,238
Oh, no.
305
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,074
That's silly.
I gotta go.
306
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:05,711
Look, I really want to
take you somewhere.
307
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,849
It's in the city, but it
kinda has to be tonight.
308
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,951
Okay.
309
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,752
But just this once.
310
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,856
All right.
I'll pick ya up at 7:30.
311
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,959
And, uh, don't
tell anyone.
312
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,361
You can count on it.
313
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,433
Hey, Emma. Keepin'
outta trouble?
314
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,168
Mind your own business.
315
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:31,904
Lacey, you want to come
for dinner tonight?
316
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,873
Oh. Is Oscar cooking?
317
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,108
No, I'm cooking.
318
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,210
I can't. I have a date.
319
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:42,948
No, not a date, a thing
with, um, someone.
320
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:46,018
You're a terrible liar.
321
00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:48,721
I'm a good liar.
322
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,591
Hey, Hank.
323
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,260
Brent.
324
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:59,765
Look, uh, there's somethin'
I have to tell you.
325
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:04,136
God, I don't even know
where to begin. Um--
326
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,305
You're not really
afraid of bees?
327
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,641
Okay. I'll start there.
328
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,411
Brent, I'm not
really scared of--
329
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,880
Hey. How did you know?
330
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,916
Who squealed? Wanda?
331
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,918
When did you
figure it out?
332
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,854
Probably 26 years ago,
about two minutes after
333
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:24,423
you told me you were
allergic to bees.
334
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:27,359
Look at me. I'm Winnie the Pooh.
335
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,962
I realized at that moment
you were either
336
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,932
not allergic to bees
or an idiot.
337
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,167
I later replaced
"or" with "and."
338
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,136
That's pretty lousy, Brent.
339
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:41,307
I don't know if you'll ever
be able to make this up to me.
340
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,942
Free gum?
341
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,444
Done.
342
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:49,315
Oscar, do you think
I'm a good liar?
343
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,851
Ha ha! You're a terrible liar.
The whole town knows it.
344
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,320
Really?
345
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,523
Before the balloon thing,
that was the book on ya,
346
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,825
"Lacey can't lie."
347
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,828
And you think everyone
has a crush on ya.
348
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,931
No, I don't.
349
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,967
Liar.
350
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,202
Hmm.
351
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:16,742
Wanda, you say you're
not scared of anything?
352
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:21,046
Well, I got somethin' in this
box that's gonna terrify ya.
353
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,382
DNA proof or related?
354
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,651
Just close your eyes.
355
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,956
Okay, open 'em.
356
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:37,396
Hank, no one is
afraid of globes.
357
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:40,833
Still, though, I-I don't--
I don't like the way
358
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,801
it sits there just spinnin'.
359
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,537
Like could you--
could you just take it--
360
00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:47,206
take it away now!
361
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,408
Oh, okay, fine.
362
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,910
I don't know.
363
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:54,847
Well, hey, when did
you guys get that?
364
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,415
What?
365
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:59,084
Hoowdaah! Stop doing that!
366
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,792
Admit it.
367
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,228
You hate it that
I'm good at cooking.
368
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,196
It bugs you. It does not!
369
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,999
Damn pots! I'm gonna
make my own pots!
370
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,001
You're acting like me.
371
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,371
You take that back or I'll
ram this spatula down--
372
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,940
Oh, sure.
Violence, that's your
answer for everything.
373
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,843
I thought cooking was
supposed to relax you.
374
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,879
Oh, Karen.
375
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,314
Oh, hi, Karen.
376
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:34,586
Oh. I thought Oscar was
doing the cooking tonight.
377
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,588
What if he was?
378
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,291
Nothing.
Nothing if he was.
379
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,326
What's going on, Karen?
380
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,996
She's not doing
the cooking for me,
381
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,331
if that's what
you're thinking?
382
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,434
Good cover, Lacey.
383
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:54,373
You two, sneaking around
behind my back.
384
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,310
Is my cooking not
good enough for ya?
385
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,814
You want something a little
more spicy. Is that it?
386
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,416
I let you do the cleaning.
387
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,854
Everyone on earth
could be descendents
388
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,856
of the last
surviving battlestar.
389
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,991
I didn't see where
that was going.
390
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:16,028
Now that you've explained
it, I see it goes nowhere.
391
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,997
Did you tell anyone that
you were coming with me?
392
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,334
Well, I kinda told Emma,
but she didn't believe me.
393
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,204
That's 'cause
you're a lousy liar.
I am not!
394
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:28,307
Why are you afraid
of people knowing
I'm with you.
395
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,343
I just don't need people
laughing at me, that's all.
396
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,812
Why would people
be laughing at you.
397
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,948
Oh, they'd laugh
if they knew.
398
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,651
Well, that's a
fine thing to say.,
399
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:44,289
Here we are,
my globaphobic
support group.
400
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,325
Oh!
401
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,794
Yeah. I got it pretty
much under control,
402
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:53,132
but every once in a while
I need a little help.
403
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,000
Why? What did you think?
404
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,303
Oh, nothing. I-I wasn't
thinking anything.
405
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:02,307
Aw, Lacey. Did you think
I had a crush on you?
406
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,809
No.
407
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,078
You're lyin'.
408
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,116
And you'll all
be happy to know
409
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,752
that I decided to let
Oscar cook tonight.
410
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,487
Great.
411
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:19,391
Oh, uh, Emma, no.
I-I mean, um--
412
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,426
No. That's okay, Wanda.
413
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,695
Dig in, everyone.
414
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,697
You too, Oscar.
415
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:28,066
Eat.
416
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:36,041
Hm, it's, uh...
417
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,043
it's, uh...
418
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,012
what's the word
I'm looking for?
419
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,713
Repellent?
420
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,749
Yeah. It tastes like
bug repellent.
421
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,985
No one leaves this table
till they're done.
422
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,190
And how are you doin'?
423
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,092
You know this could
undermine my credibility
424
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,627
as a police officer.
425
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:58,664
Keep scrubbin', Toots.
426
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,239
Hey, did this support group of
Davis's teach you anything?
427
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,074
Watch this.
428
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,977
They taught you
a magic trick?
429
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:15,781
No, Brent, they taught me how
to not be afraid of balloons.
430
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,550
Oh. Well, that's great.
431
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,986
The helium ones still
bother me, though.
432
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:24,256
So floaty.
433
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,491
Well, you know,
phobias are mysterious things.
434
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,261
Who knows how this weird
balloon phobia of yours
435
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,230
developed in
the first place.
436
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,398
Experts have varying
opinions on fear.
437
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:37,436
It's good I don't have a fear of
people poppin' up outta nowhere.
438
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,304
The cash register
cable was loose.
439
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:42,407
Anyway, no one really knows
how phobias develop.
440
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:45,244
All I know is
I don't have any.
441
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:48,614
You're lucky.
Fears are so silly.
442
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,882
Yeah, especially yours.
443
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,419
Hey, come on.
What about agoraphobia?
444
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,622
Ah, yeah, fear
of open spaces.
445
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,323
That is ridiculous.
446
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,927
Why would somebody be
afraid of open space?
447
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:10,769
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454
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455
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456
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