Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,882
Hi, sweetheart, I'm
taking orders for breakfast.
2
00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,342
Waffles,
pancakes, eggs?
3
00:00:08,382 --> 00:00:11,595
Oh, just coffee for me. I've got
that breakfast meeting with Larry.
4
00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,222
Well, I've got to
get going myself.
5
00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:16,015
I'm taking Tabitha to school
half an hour early today.
6
00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:18,477
Oh, yeah.
Today is the big day.
7
00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,312
Is Tabitha nervous?
8
00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,482
Darrin, this isn't a test to see
if she can get into Harvard.
9
00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,985
It's just a test to see if she
can skip to the second grade.
10
00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,739
Buongiorno.
It's not so buon anymore.
11
00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:33,825
It could get worse.
How could it get worse?
12
00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,619
You're already here.
13
00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:38,789
Uh, is this going
to take long? No.
14
00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:42,000
All I want to know is, what
is this I hear about school?
15
00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,586
Mother, it's not polite
to eavesdrop.
16
00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:47,130
I was not eavesdropping.
17
00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,592
- You mean the house is bugged.
- [Endora] Samantha.
18
00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:56,306
Tell Durweed, he's living dangerously
when he uses the word "bug."
19
00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:59,768
It's giving me ideas.
Mother says you're...
20
00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,853
I heard. I heard.
21
00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:05,899
Now, what's this
about school?
22
00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:09,486
Simple.
Tabitha's started school.
23
00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:12,364
Where?
Towner's Elementary.
24
00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:17,619
A mortal school? What's
wrong with a mortal school?
25
00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:18,953
I went to one.
26
00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,999
You've just answered
your own question.
27
00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,419
Samantha,
I'm violently opposed to it.
28
00:01:25,459 --> 00:01:28,964
As a grandmother, you are
certainly entitled to your opinion.
29
00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:32,050
And as a mother,
I am entitled to ignore it.
30
00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:35,345
How can you deprive Tabitha
of the superior training
31
00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:39,141
that only a proper witch's
finishing school can give her?
32
00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:42,644
Mother, knock it off.
Very well.
33
00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,480
I know when I'm not wanted.
34
00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,399
Since when?
35
00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,118
Hi, Grandmamma.
36
00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,413
"Hi, Grandmamma."
37
00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,875
Is that the best you can do after
I've come halfway around the world
38
00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,918
for one of your smiles?
39
00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:11,006
Not that kind of smile.
40
00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,050
It's the best I can do,
Grandmamma.
41
00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,178
What's wrong, my precious?
42
00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,722
School.
I have to take a test.
43
00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:22,768
They want to see if I'm smart
enough to go into the second grade.
44
00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,437
Of course
you're smart enough.
45
00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,898
Do you doubt it?
46
00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:31,485
I don't know.
I never took a test before.
47
00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,697
Listen to your Grandmamma.
48
00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:38,825
You are going to pass
magna cum laude.
49
00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,083
Give her knowledge,
oh ye muses,
50
00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,585
all the knowledge
that she chooses.
51
00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:54,007
Aristotle, Shakespeare, Plato,
all the languages in NATO.
52
00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:58,929
Science back to Galileo,
medicine from the brothers Mayo.
53
00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:02,849
You'll know it all
from "A" to "Z,"
54
00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:06,269
awake now,
my little chickadee.
55
00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,397
[Sam] It's time for
school, sweetheart.
56
00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,315
Coming, Mother.
57
00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,734
You coming, Grandmamma?
58
00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:16,405
No, I think
I'd better be going.
59
00:03:25,913 --> 00:03:29,042
Elizabeth Montgomery in...
60
00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,425
Bewitched.
61
00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,884
Now, Tabitha, this is a
very important examination.
62
00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,761
So you don't want
to rush it.
63
00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,846
There are 30 questions.
64
00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:24,681
Answer them
the best you can.
65
00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:27,350
Yes, ma'am.
All right.
66
00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,062
Begin.
67
00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,565
Mrs. Stephens.
68
00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:41,238
The examination should take
about 20 minutes to complete.
69
00:04:41,238 --> 00:04:43,700
We have our coffee
set up here.
70
00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:47,037
I, uh, hate to leave her
alone. It's her first test.
71
00:04:47,077 --> 00:04:49,956
Sorry. It must be taken
in private.
72
00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,958
Would you care
for cream and sugar?
73
00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,461
No. No coffee, thank
you. I'm nervous enough.
74
00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:57,214
Mrs. Stephens, there's
no reason to be nervous.
75
00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,217
I'm sure Tabitha
will do very well.
76
00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,886
I'm finished. Oh,
that's fine, Tabitha.
77
00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,888
Now go on
to the second one.
78
00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,973
I've finished it all,
Mrs. Peabody.
79
00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,851
See, I filled in
all the spaces.
80
00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,394
Sweetheart,
the idea of the test
81
00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,563
isn't just to fill in
the blanks willy-nilly.
82
00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,525
First you must study
the problem, then answer.
83
00:05:16,565 --> 00:05:18,735
But I did.
You did?
84
00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:34,835
She did! Why,
this is impossible.
85
00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:37,254
She's answered every
question correctly.
86
00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:40,298
Does that mean I can skip
to the second grade?
87
00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:43,426
Every one right
in less than 30 seconds.
88
00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,303
This must be
some kind of a world record.
89
00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,766
Mrs. Stephens,
Tabitha is a gifted child.
90
00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:54,145
Oh, please don't say that, Mrs.
Peabody. She's a perfectly normal child.
91
00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:58,483
I suspect she's had some
tutoring from her Grandmamma.
92
00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:02,320
There is no way to prepare
for this kind of an examination.
93
00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,824
She seems to be particularly
adept in mathematics.
94
00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:09,286
It's a snap.
Can you do long division?
95
00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,579
I can try.
96
00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:25,552
267.583 ad infinitum.
97
00:06:28,053 --> 00:06:30,307
Incredible!
98
00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,686
And she did it all
in her head.
99
00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:39,274
Mrs. Stephens, do you have any
mathematical prodigies in your family?
100
00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:41,943
Well, her grandmother's
pretty good at it.
101
00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,195
Maybe she passed it on
to Tabitha.
102
00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,197
Why didn't you tell us
when you registered her
103
00:06:46,238 --> 00:06:48,158
that she had
this special talent?
104
00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:50,785
Well, we didn't want her
to get any special attention.
105
00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,580
Does that mean she's going to be
able to move up to the second grade?
106
00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:57,751
Second grade? Mrs.
Stephens, Tabitha is a genius.
107
00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:00,670
I want her to meet
our principal, Mr. Roland.
108
00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,964
This is my pupil, Tabitha,
and her mother, Mrs. Stephens.
109
00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,467
How do you do?
How do you do?
110
00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:09,178
This child has just completed
this test in 30 seconds
111
00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,389
with a score
of 100 percent.
112
00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,351
I don't believe it. Who
cribbed her? Her grandmother.
113
00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,853
Can we go now?
Oh, no, Mr. Roland.
114
00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,521
My tests are all
top secret.
115
00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,815
There's no way anyone
can prepare for them.
116
00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,525
Now, watch this.
117
00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:26,696
Tabitha, I want
you to add up 49,
118
00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:31,910
75,103,
119
00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:37,290
92, 694.
120
00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,210
1,013.
121
00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,384
1,013.
122
00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:51,513
What is this? Some kind of a
trick? That's right. It's a trick.
123
00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:54,975
It has nothing to do with her
intelligence. Now, if you'll excuse us,
124
00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,185
she has an appointment
with her grandmother.
125
00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,688
I did not give you permission
to leave the room.
126
00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,147
So,
127
00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:04,859
you're some kind of little
Albert Einstein, are you?
128
00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,320
Believe me,
she is no Einstein.
129
00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,239
Oh, you're right,
Mrs. Stephens.
130
00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,908
Einstein's genius didn't
appear until he was much older.
131
00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,536
But you do know who Albert
Einstein was, don't you?
132
00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,247
Oh, yeah.
The theory of relativity.
133
00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,082
Tabitha, it's impolite
to show off.
134
00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,960
What do you know about the
theory of relativity? Nothing.
135
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:27,757
Everything. It discards the concept
of time and space as absolute entities
136
00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:31,428
and views them as relative
to moving frames of reference.
137
00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:35,557
That's incredible. Incredible,
Mr. Roland, but true.
138
00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,144
Oh, what a pretty picture.
139
00:08:39,184 --> 00:08:41,813
[Mrs. Peabody] That's
Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.
140
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:47,402
Uh-uh. It's Salaino's Mona
Lisa, painted in the 16th century.
141
00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:51,448
No, Tabitha, Leonardo
da... Mrs. Peabody, Salaino.
142
00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:55,368
This is scary. Even the head of
my art department didn't know that.
143
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,578
Well, we take her
to art galleries a lot.
144
00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,373
As a matter of fact, we're
late for a gallery right now.
145
00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:03,208
You know something?
That child frightens me.
146
00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,463
"True nobility
is exempt from fear."
147
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:09,424
That's Shakespeare.
Do you know Shakespeare?
148
00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,302
Of course
she doesn't read Shakespeare.
149
00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,596
No,
I don't read Shakespeare.
150
00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:16,639
Then how did you know
that quotation?
151
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:19,893
I don't know, but I know it.
I know everything.
152
00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,895
Except how to be modest.
153
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:25,398
Uh, Tabitha, will you wait out
in the outer office for a moment?
154
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,776
I want to talk
to your mother privately.
155
00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,402
Yes, Mr. Roland.
156
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,155
Well, Mrs. Stephens,
I don't have to tell you,
157
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,116
your child's
an intellectual prodigy.
158
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,118
Well, I know
what you're thinking,
159
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,037
Mr. Roland,
and I wish you'd forget it.
160
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,872
Tabitha is going
into the second grade,
161
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,542
and that's as far as she is
going. But she's a mental giant.
162
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,711
Well, maybe
she'll grow out of it.
163
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:54,010
I repeat. The second grade.
Now, do I have your promise?
164
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,678
As you wish,
Mrs. Stephens.
165
00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:59,849
If you'll excuse me, I
think I'll take Tabitha home.
166
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:04,562
This excitement's been a little
bit too much for me. Uh, her. Us.
167
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:12,153
Eye of eagle,
spleen of lizard...
168
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:15,323
You don't need a spell
to get me here, darling.
169
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,201
A mother's heart knows
when her child needs her.
170
00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:22,664
Mother, to say that you are
impossible, willful, and exasperating
171
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:26,000
does not begin
to express how mad I am.
172
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,211
Thank you.
173
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,463
Did Tabitha make
the second grade?
174
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,549
She's more apt to make
the cover of Time
175
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,384
if you don't
take that spell off.
176
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:37,011
You want me to turn her
into a dum-dum?
177
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,681
Tabitha is not
a dum-dum.
178
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,891
She's a normal
seven-year-old child.
179
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,561
Who was worried about
getting into the second grade.
180
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,438
Oh, the thought of it
sickens me.
181
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,150
Mother,
I know that deep down,
182
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,569
beneath all that mischief,
you mean well.
183
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,405
But the mortal world just
isn't ready for our kind,
184
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:58,241
and until it is, we want
Tabitha to lead a normal life.
185
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:02,578
So, please,
take that spell off.
186
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,455
Very well.
187
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,250
Tabitha, forgive her.
188
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,753
She knows not
what she makes me do.
189
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:15,800
Everything you know from "A" to
" Z," I hereby take away from thee.
190
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,886
You'll know the things
a child should know,
191
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:24,767
but to your Grandmamma,
it's quite a blow.
192
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,644
Well, I'll be going.
193
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:28,813
Good.
194
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,743
Mrs. Peabody.
195
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,328
Oh, I'm so glad to find
you home, Mrs. Stephens.
196
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,206
I want to talk to you
about your daughter.
197
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:49,751
I'm sorry, I'm a little busy, so...
I'm busy, too, Mrs. Stephens,
198
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,629
Busy writing an article
about your daughter.
199
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:56,049
Article?
For the Scholastic Monthly.
200
00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:01,511
One day, Mrs. Stephens,
this could be a shrine.
201
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,015
Interesting.
202
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,684
Mrs. Peabody, when you
barge in here uninvited,
203
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,313
you do a thing more
courageous than you think.
204
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:14,359
Forgive me, Mrs. Stephens.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
205
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,486
I certainly hope so.
206
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,072
Where is the little genius?
207
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,866
She's out on the patio playing
with her little brother,
208
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,244
and that is where
she is going to stay.
209
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,828
Mrs. Peabody, I thought
I made it perfectly clear
210
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,706
that I did not
want any publicity
211
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,125
on Tabitha's
so-called talent.
212
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:35,213
The Scholastic Monthly is hardly
Life magazine, Mrs. Stephens.
213
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,548
The answer is still no,
Mrs. Peabody.
214
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,301
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I happen to be busy.
215
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:44,514
Well, I guess I'll just have
to wait until class tomorrow.
216
00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:48,059
Tabitha is under strict
orders to answer no questions
217
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:52,021
except those out of the
second grade reader. Good day.
218
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,731
Good day.
219
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,872
Okay, Adam,
now catch the ball.
220
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,043
Now throw it to me.
221
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,379
I don't want to play anymore.
222
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,590
Come on, Adam,
throw it to me. No.
223
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,272
Tabitha,
help me finish my castle.
224
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,610
That's
a dumb-looking castle.
225
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,115
[Tabitha] Now that's a castle!
226
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,909
That's impossible.
227
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,804
Hello, Tabitha, is this
your little brother? Hi.
228
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,141
Oh, hello, Mrs. Peabody.
Yes, this is Adam.
229
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,768
How do you do, Adam?
230
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,855
What a beautiful castle.
231
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:19,942
Where did it come from? Oh,
it's just something I made up.
232
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:23,446
How did you make it up? Please
don't ask me, Mrs. Peabody.
233
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,406
I'm not allowed to tell.
234
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,701
Tell what?
That she's a witch.
235
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,788
There's no such thing
as witches.
236
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,539
Okay.
237
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,959
Mrs. Peabody.
238
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:45,259
Tabitha, why don't you
take Adam upstairs and play?
239
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,678
Yes, Mommy.
Come on, Adam.
240
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,600
Mrs. Peabody,
241
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:56,687
as a teacher, you should certainly know
the meaning of the word "trespassing."
242
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,649
It's a little late for
formalities, Mrs. Stephens.
243
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,069
Can you explain
where that castle came from?
244
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,531
Yes, I suppose I
could if I wanted to,
245
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,949
but I don't.
246
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:11,702
Who are you people?
What are you people?
247
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,704
I don't know what
you're talking about.
248
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,207
We're just
law-abiding citizens,
249
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,585
which, at the moment, is
more than I can say for you.
250
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,087
From what planet?
251
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,840
I beg your pardon?
252
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,342
Mrs. Stephens, I've
seen your children at play.
253
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:30,346
Balls floating in the air,
blocks turning into castles.
254
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:34,851
I've stumbled onto something
much bigger than a child's IQ.
255
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,562
I'm going straight
to the authorities.
256
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,690
If you people are
visitors from outer space,
257
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:44,360
I think perhaps the FBI
should know about it.
258
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,487
Very well, Mrs. Peabody.
259
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,156
You force me to
tell you the truth.
260
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,825
Because if you are going
to blab to the authorities,
261
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,327
you might as well
have your facts straight.
262
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,955
We are not
from outer space.
263
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,208
I am a witch. That's
what the little boy said,
264
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,044
But you don't expect me
to believe that, do you?
265
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:05,089
Well, it might be a whole
lot easier on you if you did.
266
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,759
But I don't. I know
you're from outer space.
267
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,054
Let me put it another way.
268
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,016
You are barking
up the wrong tree.
269
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,279
As I said,
I am a witch.
270
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,409
You are a witch.
271
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:38,915
And I am not going to repeat
myself, so please take notes.
272
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:42,293
Oh, yes. Do you
happen to have a pencil?
273
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,337
One pencil,
coming up.
274
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:51,302
How did you do that?
We're not allowed to tell.
275
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,722
I'm not sure I want to know.
276
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,893
You're looking a little pale, Mrs.
Peabody. Would you like some water?
277
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,229
Desperately.
278
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:09,237
I think I've had just about
all I can digest for one day.
279
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,114
Mrs. Peabody,
I only told you these things
280
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,575
because you came
snooping around.
281
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,869
And I think it's only fair to
warn you that if you tell anyone,
282
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,205
well, they'll just think
you're...
283
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,961
You underestimate me,
Mrs. Stephens.
284
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,548
I have a reputation for
being not only a fine teacher,
285
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,384
but a person with
sound emotional balance.
286
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,052
Good day.
287
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,138
Good luck.
288
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,227
Well, what do you think?
289
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,563
I'll tell you what I think,
Mrs. Peabody.
290
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:47,108
I think you're ready for a year's
sabbatical, maybe a permanent one.
291
00:17:47,148 --> 00:17:49,734
Everything that I've
told you is the truth.
292
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,030
She wiggled her nose
and put you up in a tree, hmm?
293
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,532
Like this.
294
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,994
Charming.
295
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,789
You know, you're wasting your
talents as a teacher, Mrs. Peabody.
296
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:06,002
With your imagination, you should be
a writer. You don't believe me, do you?
297
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,963
Mrs. Peabody, may I suggest
you take your year's sabbatical
298
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,132
at your friendly
neighborhood sanitarium?
299
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,051
Mr. Roland, you've
always been a fair man.
300
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,430
Do you have the courage to
come with me to the Stephens' home
301
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:21,017
so that I can prove to you that
everything I've told you is fact?
302
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,393
Have you got the number,
303
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,186
or shall I look it up in the
Yellow Pages under "witches?"
304
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,815
In this situation,
a phone call is unwise.
305
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,984
A surprise attack
is in order.
306
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,319
Mmm.
307
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,905
Sam, I'm home.
308
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:40,077
Hi.
How'd it go today?
309
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,163
Tabitha make it
into the second grade?
310
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,455
Easy.
311
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,374
That's good.
312
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,917
Uh, no, that's bad.
313
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,630
What do you mean?
314
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,758
How would you like a drink?
Uh, Sam.
315
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,677
Just give me the news
without the anesthetic.
316
00:18:56,719 --> 00:19:00,848
Well, the good news is that she
made it into the second grade.
317
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,392
You told me that.
What about the bad news?
318
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,395
She did especially well
in math.
319
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,189
What's so bad about that?
320
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:12,068
The reason she did well
in math is, uh,
321
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,111
Mother put a spell on her.
322
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,532
I'll take that drink now.
323
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,622
The spell also
included algebra,
324
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,626
advanced trigonometry,
physics,
325
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,920
the complete works
of Shakespeare...
326
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,630
Oh, boy!
327
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,300
Uh, I'll get it.
328
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,599
Uh, oh, uh,
Mrs. Peabody, Mr. Roland.
329
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,560
How do you do? I certainly
didn't expect to see you two.
330
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,186
Good evening.
331
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:51,482
As long as you're here,
please come in.
332
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,900
Thank you.
333
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,906
Sweetheart, this is Mr. Roland,
the principal of the school,
334
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,450
and this is Mrs. Peabody,
Tabitha's teacher.
335
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,869
I hope one day to be known
as Tabitha's biographer.
336
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:05,955
Uh, how do you do?
337
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,832
Uh, please,
sit down.
338
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,500
Thank you.
339
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,169
And how is Tabitha?
340
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,340
Oh, the little witch
is just fine.
341
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,848
Uh, Sam, may I
speak to you privately?
342
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:25,558
Of course.
343
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,934
Would you like
a drink?
344
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,644
No, thank you.
345
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,146
Excuse us.
346
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,071
Sam, have you
lost your mind? Shh!
347
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,615
I have an
idea. Just go along with it.
348
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,915
What's that? That's
our bag of tricks.
349
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,839
Mr. Roland,
Mrs. Peabody, excuse us,
350
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,133
but I just had to explain
to Darrin
351
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:02,845
that I told Mrs. Peabody the
truth about us this afternoon.
352
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,055
Would you like a drink,
sweetheart?
353
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,226
Uh, yes, thank you.
354
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,395
Coming right up.
355
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,193
See what I mean?
356
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,028
That little number
comes in handy
357
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,530
if you happen to be passing
through a dry state.
358
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,994
May I see that glass,
please?
359
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,080
Oh, it's just an
ordinary glass. Uh...
360
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,459
Well, that one's
a little rusty.
361
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,795
She didn't do
with rubber bands earlier.
362
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,922
Well, that's correct,
Mrs. Peabody.
363
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,132
This afternoon
I did it with magic.
364
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,760
Would you mind telling me
what this is all about?
365
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,553
Well, I've already told
Mrs. Peabody.
366
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:47,223
I'm a witch, and this
is my mortal husband.
367
00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:50,559
Oh, come on,
Mrs. Stephens.
368
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:53,020
All right, I'll prove it
to you. Excuse me.
369
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,272
I have to get
something out of this trunk.
370
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,405
Mrs. Peabody, would
you come here a moment?
371
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,040
I don't believe it.
372
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,875
What sort of
a game are you playing?
373
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,417
Well, it's no game.
374
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,755
We need the practice in case
vaudeville ever comes back.
375
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:23,551
Well, why the elaborate hoax
on this poor, unfortunate woman?
376
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,011
Just teaching
the teacher a lesson.
377
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,181
Mrs. Peabody invaded
our privacy.
378
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,559
She just got what people get
when they snoop.
379
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,021
Would you like her apology
in writing?
380
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,440
Maybe 500 times
would be in order.
381
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:42,945
No, a simple
"I'm sorry" will do.
382
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,655
Say you're sorry,
Mrs. Peabody.
383
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,407
First, there's something
that happened this afternoon
384
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,119
that I just
don't understand.
385
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,621
One minute we were
standing out there talking,
386
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:55,499
and the next minute I
was sitting up in that tree.
387
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,376
Well, that seems
a little incredible.
388
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,461
Yeah, say you're sorry,
Mrs. Peabody.
389
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:02,464
Sam, how many times have I
warned you about doing that tree bit?
390
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:06,719
Oh, I know.
I just blew my cool.
391
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,512
Say you're sorry,
Mrs. Peabody.
392
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,556
How on Earth do you
ever do that trick?
393
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,976
You think that's something, I saw
a magician saw a woman in half.
394
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,895
Now, say you're sorry,
Mrs. Peabody.
395
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,147
And how do you explain
Tabitha's genius?
396
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:23,819
Well, explain Einstein's or
Beethoven's or Thomas Edison's.
397
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,446
Say you're sorry,
Mrs. Peabody.
398
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:29,825
I'm sorry.
But she's still a witch.
399
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,869
Have a good day,
Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
400
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,455
Come along, Mrs.
Peabody. Good night.
401
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,959
You really are a witch,
you know.
402
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,920
You gonna spread the word?
403
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,672
What? And wind
up in a padded cell?
404
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:47,343
Well, if it's a padded
cell for two, who cares?
405
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,686
[Sam] Hi, sweetheart.
406
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:58,854
Hi.
407
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,859
Everything go all right
at school today?
408
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,653
Oh, just fine.
409
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:08,989
Uh, except Mrs. Peabody
is taking a little vacation.
410
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,324
Uh-oh.
411
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,117
Uh, well,
she was due a sabbatical.
412
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,869
They just advanced
the date a little.
413
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,122
I could use a little
sabbatical myself,
414
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,459
from your mother
and her constant interference.
415
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,962
Sweetheart, I have a
terrific surprise for you.
416
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,380
I had a long talk
with mother,
417
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:27,549
and she agreed
she shouldn't have interfered.
418
00:24:27,590 --> 00:24:32,388
You mean, Hardhearted Hannah
actually admitted she was wrong?
419
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,181
I told her
you wouldn't believe it.
420
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,559
So, she agreed
to write it 500 times.
421
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:38,936
You're kidding.
422
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,150
Hmm, how about that?
423
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,112
[Darrin] Incredible.
424
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,573
Are you sure
that's 500 times?
425
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,832
Terrific.
426
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:04,336
Well, the first 250 promises
are always the toughest.
33055
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof