All language subtitles for Bewitched.S08E19.Serenas.Youth.Pill.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

In gay Paris, it's s'il vous
plait, in Germany it's Bitte.

Please, Serena,
come this way.

I need a babysitter.

Cuz,

do I look like
Mary Poppins to you?

Well, I'll admit,
it's casting against type.

But Esmeralda's
not available,

and I have
a charity luncheon to go to.

And you'd be
doing me a big favor.

Charity luncheon?

Do you realize

that the French fleet
at Saint-Tropez

was about to crown me
Miss Naval?

Well, I'm sorry, Serena,

but your trophy room
is overflowing as it is.

Now I'm late.
Please be good.

I haven't much choice.

I have to go. I'll be
back in a couple of hours.

Right on.

Hi.

Oh, well.

Hi, there,
snow white and handsome.

Hi, Serena.

Anything I can
do for you?

Uh, no, no, no, no.
I just came by to, uh,

return Darrin's body.

I mean, his putter.

Well, I'll just leave it
here and be on my way.

Do you know

that your far-out, baby-blue
eyes kind of turn me on?

Serena, you certainly know
how to flatter the senior citizens.

Oh, daddy bear.

Did I ever tell you

that I am simply wild
about gray hair?

No, as a matter of fact...

You are?

Well, I've earned
every one of them.

Oh, and I love
your sense of humor.

So, why don't
you stick around

and we'll break out
a bottle of the bubbly

and drink and dance and

putter around.

Watch it, Serena.

You're gonna turn
the old gray fox

into the red devil
of yesteryear.

And I could do it, too.

I believe it.

No, I mean really.

Here.

This will put the color
back in your hair,

and the bloom of youth
back in your cheek.

- What is it?
- Vitamin "V."

"V"?

For "Va-va-voom."

- Vitamin, huh?
- Vitamin plus.

Well, I suppose
there's no harm.

Show me a man who
has never taken a chance,

and I'll show you a man
who has never lived.

I didn't know I was
taking a chance.

Okay, forget it.

Just kidding.
Just kidding.

Yummy, huh?

What's in it?

Extract of ambrosia.

Delicious.

Well, I'd better
be on my way.

Oh, stick around.
That pill's a fast worker.

- Really?
- Hmm.

And so am I.

Serena,

you're unique,
to say the least.

You have no idea.

Yes.

Well, uh...

Well, thanks for the pill.

I'll be seeing you.

Party poop.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Oh, Larry!

Oh, Larry, what?

Well, I think
it looks great,

but you should have
warned me.

About what?

Oh, come on, Larry.
Now don't be coy.

Do me a favor, Louise.

Call Berlitz
and get me a translator

because I have
no idea what...

Louise,

you won't believe this.

What do you mean,
I won't believe it?

I mean,
I can see it, can't I?

You still won't
believe it.

[Sam] Serena.

Oh.

[Sam] Well, Serena,
how'd everything go?

Oh, everything went
just fine.

Tabitha and Adam
wanted milk with lunch

so I zapped up a Guernsey and
milked them a couple of glasses.

Terrific.

Anything else?

Uh, let's see.

Oh, yes.

Weirdo's boss dropped by to
return a stick he called a putter.

And I guess that's it.
End of news report.

Serena signing off.

And taking off. Ta.

Well.

Only one harmless cow.

If that's all she did, I guess
we can count our blessings.

Well!

How about that!

Amazing, isn't it?

Oh, hi, Sam.

Well, what do you think?

Well, it's a little
redder than it used to be.

And I owe it all to Serena
and her little magic pill.

Bless her heart.

Where is she?

Ah, she had to leave.

Well, we've got to
get in touch with her.

I don't think she knows
what she's got.

Oh, I think she knows
what she's got.

Uh, what do you mean
you owe it all to Serena?

Serena's vitamin "V" pills.
Va-va-va-voom.

They're sensational.

Don't tell me
you didn't know about them?

Oh, yes, I...

I knew about them.

Have you ever thought of
putting them out commercially?

- No.
- Well, I have.

- Why?
- Why?

Serena's little pill
is worth millions.

Billions.

Forget it, Larry.

It was just for
the immediate family

and Serena was

very naughty to have
told you about it.

Hmm. I see.

I've got a couple of
tough negotiators here.

Okay.

I'll tell you what. I'll be
responsible for the marketing,

and I'll give you
a 20% finder's fee.

Oh, look, Larry.
I don't blame you

for being excited
about this...

Hold it. Hold it, Darrin.

Are you sore because
I want a part of the action?

There's not gonna be
any action.

Very well. Forget it.

Oh, forgive me
for being pushy.

I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.

I'll take 20%,
I'll give you 80...

Boy, that red hair sure
has made a change in you.

It's more than a new
color. It's a new me.

Now think it over,
and I'll meet you

at the office first thing
tomorrow morning.

Then we'll go over
the small print.

Sam, I'm really worried.

Uh, there's something
strange happening to him.

It's not just his hair.
He... He looks younger.

Oh, it's probably
your imagination.

No, no.
No, I don't think so.

What do you think?

Uh, well, I think that
Larry's going to be just fine.

Unless...

Unless what?

Unless Serena slipped him

a sort of a youth pill.

What's a "sort of
a youth pill"?

It's a pill.

And it makes him
sort of

get younger.

And younger.

And younger?

I knew that freaked-out,
ding-a-ling cousin of yours

wouldn't stop at a cow.

[Serena] I heard that.

Buster.

[Sam] Serena.
You're all wet.

So is he.

- Serena!
- Stop!

86 the downpour.

Darrin,
when will you learn

that Serena is
a highly sensitive creature?

Sure.

Like Attila the Hun.

I figured all you'd want this
morning was a cup of coffee.

Wrong.

All I want this morning
is Serena

and that
antidote for Larry.

Sweetheart, I have tried
all morning to reach her.

Darrin, my guess is that

if you just announce
to the atmospheric continuum

that you're sorry,
Serena will get the message.

No sooner said than done.

Serena, I'm sorry!

I'm just a pushover
for a sweet-talkin' man.

Even if he is a weirdo.

What's everybody
so uptight about?

Serena, did you or did you
not give Larry a youth pill?

Just a little one.

Enough to make him
back up, oh, 8,

10 years, or...

Or what?

Or more.

How could you do
such a terrible thing?

Well, the children were
upstairs playing at the time

and there wasn't
anything else to do.

Don't you realize that...

Never mind.

That pill has never
been given to a mortal,

so there's no telling
what will happen.

Now why don't you be a good
cousin and find Dr. Bombay,

and get an antidote?

Okay.

But believe me,

this is the last time I do a
favor for any creepy mortal.

Bye, ding-dong.

Darrin.

I love you.

What does that have
to do with anything?

Nothing.

I... I just like to remind
you at times like this.

You know, honey,
I realize it's not your fault

entirely.

What do you mean "entirely"?

Well,
Serena is your cousin.

I, uh, guess I'd better
stick with "I love you."

Funny.

Oh, Samantha, I'm
so sorry to barge in on you like this,

but I just had to
talk to somebody.

Oh, let me guess,
uh, it's about Larry?

Oh, yes. I'm really
worried about him.

He's acting strangely.

Oh, well,
they all do sometimes.

Come in and sit down.

Uh, what do you mean
exactly by, uh, "strangely"?

Well, take last night,
for instance.

He had a caterer bring in a
complete candlelit dinner for two.

With champagne.

And then,
after we'd finished dinner,

he found some
old Glen Miller records

and we danced till
2:00 in the morning.

Well, that sounds like fun.

Until he suggested
we go for a ride.

And do you know
where we went?

Where?

We went to Lovers' Lane.

Well, I think
that's romantic.

Oh, we've been married
for over 20 years.

When we finally did get
home, I collapsed in a heap.

Then he called me
a party poop.

I... I'm sure it's just
a passing thing.

I guess his hair's
gone to his head.

Uh, what I meant...

[Louise] I know
what you meant.

But the thing that
really worried me

is when he put on
that television set

and started looking
for the Jack Parr Show.

Oh, Samantha, I think he's
having a nervous breakdown.

Darrin, don't you think you
should be getting to the office?

[Darrin] All right.

[Larry] Come in.

Stephens.

Come in, come in.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Sit down.

Uh, "Stephens"?

Yes. We're an informal outfit
here. You can call me Tate.

Oh.

Uh, look, Larry...

Tate, about that pill...

So,
you met McMann, huh?

Well, he is a bit of a pill,
but once you get to know him,

he's not so hard to swallow.

Well, it's nice
to have you aboard.

I beg your pardon?

Nautical term. I was Navy.

It means,
"Welcome to the outfit."

Stephens, I've been
studying your dossier

and unless all this is lies,

you've got the stuff
to go far in this business.

And business is going to
be booming, son.

The '60s are going to be
a decade of growth

and we're going to share it.

The '60s.

Oh, I know a lot of people
have their doubts,

but the more optimistic of us

even hope that
the New York Mets

might win the World Series
before the '60s are over.

Yeah, that could happen.

Maybe, even, by 1967?

You married?

Yes, sir.

I am, too.

We should
get together sometime,

you know,
maybe catch a ball game.

Sure, and sort of, uh,

root those Mets
into a pennant?

I like that optimism.

We're gonna get along
just fine, Stephens.

Keep that nose
to the grindstone.

You know, we here at McMann
& Tate believe in advancement.

And, as an incentive,

if you're still with the
outfit two years from now,

you'll become
a first vice president.

Oh, thank you very much.
I'd...

What did you say, Tate?

I said that if
you're still with...

Now I remember
what you said.

Uh, would you mind
putting that in writing?

Uh-huh,
I like that, Stephens.

Get it down in writing.

"August 15,1961.

"If, at the end
of two years,

"Darrin Stephens
is still with

"the firm,

"he shall become

"a first vice president.

"Signed, Larry Tate."

There you are.

Black on white.

Well, thank you
very much, Tate.

Okay, Stephens.

Battle stations.

What?

Battle stations.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Aye, aye, sir.

Hello.

Uh, Sam, it's me. Have
you heard from Serena yet?

Not yet.

Sometimes, Dr. Bombay can
be very hard to track down.

Well, things here are worse,
and that's an understatement.

You'd better get
over here right away.

Well, Louise is
resting in the den.

I'll make my excuses
and be right there.

Sam, I wish
you wouldn't do that.

Sorry, sweetheart.

I'll be more careful
in the future.

If there is a future.

Honey, you've got to
help me get Larry

out of his office
before he gets any younger.

How young is he?

Uh, let me
put it this way.

I'm going to have to
introduce you to him.

That's young enough.

Is this your office, sir?

Oh, boy.

Are you lost, too, sir?

No. Oh, no, no,
we're not... we're not lost.

Uh, not yet.

Well, I am lost,
and very, very confused.

I'd surely appreciate you
telling me what I'm doing here.

You, uh, don't know
what you're doing here?

Do you know who you are?

Sure, I'm Lawrence Tate.

Oh, I'm Darrin Stephens,
and this is my wife, Samantha.

- Pleased to meet you.
- How do you do?

What happened to me?

Well, uh,
what happened was...

What's the last thing
you remember?

Last thing I...

I was playin' ice hockey
for my school team.

I was coming down the ice,
right toward the goalie, and...

You were hit in the head by a
puck and you lost your memory.

- Oh?
- That's it.

Now, let's get you home.

I'd like to get home.

I don't want to be late
for Amos 'n Andy.

Hey. Hey,
this isn't my house.

You're gonna make me
miss Amos 'n Andy.

And,
after that's The Lone Ranger.

Sort of cute, isn't he?

Sam.

My name isn't Sam.
It's Larry.

And what happened
to my clothes?

And who are you?

Well, we're, uh...

Friends of your parents.

What happened?

It's all right, Larry.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Uh, let's go inside, Larry.

This isn't my house.
Why am I going in here?

Because you're lost.

I'm not lost.

I know where I live.

I live at 1432 Elm Drive.

If you live at
1432 Elm Drive,

what are you doing
here at our house?

I don't know.

Doesn't that
prove you're lost?

Come on, let's go in and
see if we can find you.

Oh, uh, the children
are out back playing.

You're not my mom.

Who's he, Sam?

Oh, he... he's just one of
the neighborhood children.

I have to
get him home soon.

Let's go upstairs.

What's that?

It's a television set.

What's a television set?

It's radio with pictures.

[Serena] Sammy? I'm
upstairs with the goodies.

Oh, it's cousin Serena
making a delivery.

You're gonna love my
cousin. Come on upstairs.

There's something strange
about that child.

Oh? I hadn't noticed.

Ma'am, are you
gonna take me home?

I certainly hope so.

Hi, cuz.

I've got the antidote.

You can go home right
after you take your medicine.

What about me?

You're excused.
And, uh, use the door.

Not even a "thank you"?

Later, Serena.

Ta-ta.

Oh. Hi, there,

tall, dark, and dull.

Why should I take medicine?
I'm not sick.

This isn't sick medicine.

It's growing-up medicine.

But I'm tall for my age.

Uh, take it, and you'll
grow up to be a cowboy

like, uh, Tom Mix.

I don't want to grow up to
be a cowboy like Tom mix.

I want to grow up to be a
lover like John Barrymore.

Here. Drink it.

It's yummy.

Now can I go home?

After you take
a little nap.

Now lie down over here.

Sam!

Well, he'll grow
into them.

...and get rid of Serena.

Oh, your cousin has just been
telling me about your family doctor.

[Louise] Do you think I
could consult him about Larry?

Uh, stick to
your own doctor.

Uh, Serena,

thank you so much
for the, uh, plant grower.

How long does it
take to work?

Like,
almost immediately, cuz.

[Larry] What am I doing here?

Why didn't you tell me
Larry was here?

What's everybody
doing here?

Oh, Larry!

You're back to your old,
gray self again.

I am?

I am.

Well, Serena,

worked for a while.

Maybe you got hold
of a bad pill.

They're all bad pills,
Serena.

Anything you say, cuz.

Well, I guess I'll split.

Try using the front door.

Sorry.

Bye-bye.

- Bye.
- Goodbye.

That pill,
it did crazy things to me.

I mean,

it made me look younger
and feel younger,

but suddenly I started
having these hallucinations

that I was getting younger
and younger and younger.

It was like a bad dream.

You're awake now, so why
don't you stay for dinner?

Yeah, we'll spend
a pleasant evening

and, uh, try to
forget what happened.

Sounds good to me.

Say, why don't we
turn on the radio

and listen to
Fibber McGee and Molly?

There he goes again.

Ah, don't worry, Louise.
It'll wear off.

Well...

Sam, it's a good thing we
didn't put that pill on the market.

You tried to warn me
about possible side effects.

Larry, when you get those
dollar signs in your eyes,

no amount of warning
will help.

Don't you worry, Larry. I'm
not gonna say, "I told you so."

I appreciate that.

But it was weird.

I did a whole
number about...

Well, like when I
first met you, Darrin.

Oh, uh, speaking of
the first time we met,

I ran across a little item the other
day while cleaning out my files

- that I think will interest you.
- Hmm.

- If you'll remember...
- Oh.

I mentioned,
from time to time

that you offered to make me
a first vice president.

I don't remember
writing this.

Well, that's your signature.

That's my signature,
all right, and the date

1961,

but I'm afraid you
found this a little too late.

This paper's invalid.

The statute of limitations
has run out.

What's for dinner, Sam?

Oh, Larry,
you're your old self again.

And we wouldn't want him
any other way.