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Needs more salt.
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That's enough.
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Does it need pepper, too?
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Mother, you may be
the salt of the earth
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but I wish you
wouldn't do that.
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I can season my
stew without your help.
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Well, I was just trying
to make things easier.
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No point in working
yourself into a stew.
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Stew.
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Oh, Samantha, you've
lost your sense of humor.
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[Darrin] Hi, honey, I'm home.
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And I'm not surprised,
living with that drudge.
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Sam,
what a wonderful surprise.
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Your mother's here.
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And I might have
a surprise for you.
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How would you
like to be a carrot
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growing in
a field of rabbits?
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Mother.
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Hi, Mommy. Hi, Daddy.
Oh, hi, Grandmamma.
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Guess what.
We give up.
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I'm invited to a party.
Terrific. Whose?
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Janice London's.
She lives down the street.
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Her birthday is
a week from Saturday,
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and I'm invited to go ice-skating
with a bunch of other girls.
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Now just calm down, Tabitha.
There's one thing you've forgotten.
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What's that? You don't
know how to ice-skate.
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Tabitha can't ice-skate?
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Uh... Honey, why don't
you get cleaned up for dinner
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and Daddy and I will
talk about it, okay?
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Okay.
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Samantha, it's disgraceful
that Tabitha can't ice-skate.
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Well... I remember when
you took your first lesson.
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You were three years old. It was a
morning lesson and that same afternoon
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you qualified for
the Cosmic Ice-Capades.
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Blabbermouth.
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And she learned
by witchcraft.
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How terribly clever of
you to figure that out.
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Well, Tabitha is going to
learn to skate the mortal way.
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I haven't skated since then,
so I'm probably a little rusty,
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but, uh,
if you would like me to,
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I will
personally teach Tabitha.
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I wouldn't like you to.
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If anyone is going to teach
my child how to ice-skate,
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it'll be a mortal instructor on a
mortal skating rink, the mortal way.
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You're in a mortal rut.
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Samantha...
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The prospect of my
granddaughter floundering on the ice
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with them has given me
a splitting migraine.
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And now that you've made a
perfectly marvelous person sick,
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she's leaving.
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Sam,
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when you take Tabitha for
her lesson, I want a promise.
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During the lesson, neither
student will use witchcraft.
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Well, of course not.
We want Tabitha to...
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What do you mean,
"neither student?"
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Can you learn to
skate normally?
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From scratch,
without witchcraft?
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Why would I wanna do that?
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Could you or couldn't you?
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Darrin, why is it you think
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that witches need
witchcraft for everything?
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Not everything,
just everything difficult.
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Well.
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Can you learn to
skate the mortal way?
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Are you challenging me?
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Yes.
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I accept.
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And if I can't,
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I will be more careful in the
future about accepting challenges.
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Elizabeth Montgomery in...
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Bewitched.
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Hold on, Mrs. Stephens.
Now don't be afraid to hold on.
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I'm not, I'm not.
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By the way, is there
a Mr. Stephens?
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Yeah.
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Then I guess it would be
foolish to ask for a date.
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I guess so.
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Hold your ankles straight.
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I'm trying.
Mommy, I'm getting tired.
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Yes, sweetheart, I know.
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This is tough on
both of us, but...
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Come on over here.
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Sit over there and rest.
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Good idea.
Me, too.
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Help! Put me down.
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Hello, precious.
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Hello, Grandmamma.
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Oh, what a dismal place.
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The least your
mother could do
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is take you to
the Swiss Alps.
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How is it going,
sweetheart?
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Terrible. I'll be the worst
skater at Janice's party.
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Oh, will that upset you?
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Yes, all the other
kids will laugh at me.
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Oh,
indeed they will not.
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Your Grandmamma on your
good side will not permit it.
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Will you put me down?
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If you don't mind my saying
so, you're some looker.
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Most housewives
who come down here
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look like they should be
on brooms instead of skates.
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Well, that's cute.
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Yeah, they're regular witches.
You know what I mean?
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Right on, granny.
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Your mama's a showoff.
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Well, here I go again.
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Well, be careful now.
Be careful.
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No flesh of my flesh
shall be forlorned.
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To the skating world
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a star is born.
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Tabitha.
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Tabitha.
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It's a miracle.
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You're right.
But whose?
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Lady, uh, you've been
putting me on, right?
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Trying to make me
think she's a beginner?
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No, not at all.
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She's just
a very fast learner.
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That child is
a virtuoso on ice.
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She just picked it up
as if by magic.
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Now that she knows how to
skate, I think I'll take her home.
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Let's see that again.
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Tabitha, stop that.
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Tabitha.
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In spite of your Grandmamma,
your mother orders you to stop.
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Holy Hans Brinker.
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Oh, hi, sweetheart.
Hi, honey.
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Hi, Daddy.
Tabitha.
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Adam give you any trouble?
Not a bit.
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He's upstairs
playing in the nursery.
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How'd the ice-skating go?
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Fine.
Lots of fun.
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We both kept our promises.
Good. I'm proud of you.
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Who did better?
You or Tabitha?
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Well, um,
we started out equally.
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Equally bad, that is.
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But at the end,
Tabitha was terrific.
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I think I'll go upstairs
and play with Adam.
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Sam, this was a big day.
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We hoped Tabitha would learn
an important lesson, and she did.
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In here.
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Ow!
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What's the matter?
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I learned my important lesson
someplace else.
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News bulletin.
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Two children fast asleep.
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Darrin?
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Honey, I'm trying to read.
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Is the book very interesting?
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Very.
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Oh.
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Well, would you mind
putting it down, anyway?
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I'd like to talk to you.
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What's up?
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Two consciences,
Tabitha's and mine.
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We talked it over
and we agreed
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that honesty is the
best policy, right?
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Right.
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Well, here goes.
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Uh, today
at the skating rink...
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Saved by the bell.
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Mr. and Mrs. Stephens?
Yes?
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I'm Billy Blades Bookoltzer.
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Who?
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Don't you recognize my name?
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No, I'm afraid we don't.
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Billy Blades Bookoltzer.
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The Dean of
American figure skating.
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Winner of 11 national and
international championships,
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five Olympic medals,
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two introductions from the
studio audience by Ed Sullivan.
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May I come in?
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What for?
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Madam, with my credentials
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I should think you at least
owe me the chance to be heard.
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About what?
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Please, be seated.
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Thank you.
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A few hours ago,
I received a phone call
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from the young man who gave
your daughter her first skating lesson.
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To tell you she's a prospect
for the Olympics?
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Correct.
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It is?
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I hoped I was kidding.
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I get these tips from all over the
country, usually from crackpots.
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But since I happen
to live nearby,
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I decided to
check this one out.
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Well, Mr. Bookoltzer, you have
just heard from another crackpot.
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Tabitha's only skated
one day in her life.
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I was informed
that your daughter
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may be
the greatest figure skater
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since me.
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Gee. I wonder how she
got that good that fast.
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Uh, Mr. Bookoltzer,
Tabitha is just a beginner.
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Mrs. Stephens, the judgment
of how good she is
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must be made by an
expert. I am that expert.
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You bring your daughter to the
same rink tomorrow morning at 10:00
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before it opens to the public,
and shall grant a private audition.
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If my information is right, we
have an Olympic Games prospect.
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But, but, but,
Mr. Bookoltzer,
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we're not interested in our
daughter skating in the Olympics.
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If I see that she's
championship material,
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I shall become
her personal coach.
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We can settle my fee later.
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Your fee will be nothing.
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Yes, you see, this year
we're a little strapped, so I'm...
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Payment may be deferred. Blades
Bookoltzer doesn't care about money.
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He cares about
the art of figure skating.
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He cares about
winning the Olympics.
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He cares about
honor and glory,
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not for himself,
nor any individual,
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for the
United States of America.
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Uh, well, Mr. Bookoltzer,
thanks anyway, but we pass.
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Pass?
Pass, pass, you can't pass.
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You can't shut
the door on patriotism.
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If your child
possesses this natural talent,
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to suppress it
would be treason.
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Uh, Mr. Bookoltzer, Tabitha's
natural talent is not ice-skating.
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I shall determine that
tomorrow.
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You have her there tomorrow
at 10:00 sharp,
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or I shall
never let up on you.
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If she's not there, I will
haunt this very threshold.
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I will follow you
wherever you may go,
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track you down no matter
what the cost may be.
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I shall never surrender.
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Okay, Sam, what happened?
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You want the truth?
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Yes, the whole truth.
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You make a guess,
I'll bet you get it.
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Your mother.
You got it.
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Oh, hi, Mommy.
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Are we the first ones up?
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No, no, that honor went
to your brother at 6:00.
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But I got him back to sleep
at 7:30.
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Why are we eating
in the dining room?
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Well, I...
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I thought we'd make a
big deal out of breakfast.
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Why?
For diplomatic reasons.
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And to put your father
in a good mood.
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Is he mad at us?
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Uh, no, sweetheart,
he isn't mad at you.
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He's a tiny bit mad at me.
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And a large bit
mad at Grandmamma.
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And when he sees this fancy
breakfast, he'll be all smiles.
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Good morning, sweetheart.
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Good morning, Daddy.
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Good morning.
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Well, for Sunday breakfast,
you have your choice of...
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First, I want to
check the sports section.
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Pancakes, waffles...
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Maybe Tabitha's in it.
French toast, Spanish omelet...
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Ah, here it is.
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"7-Year-old beginner
is poetry on ice."
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Or Eggs Benedict.
254
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,758
Oh, come on. How could
that get in the paper?
255
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,387
Did it?
Not yet.
256
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:38,307
Sam, the table is beautiful, and I
know you went to a lot of trouble.
257
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,809
Oh, it was nothing.
258
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,852
And it's not
going to do any good.
259
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,939
Daddy, can I still go
to Janice London's party?
260
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,983
No.
261
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:49,193
Uh, yes.
262
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,195
I don't know.
263
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,031
Tabitha, why don't you get
your Daddy's orange juice?
264
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,866
Okay.
265
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:57,868
Sweetheart,
you can't punish her
266
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,079
for something that
was beyond her control.
267
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,040
I agree with you.
268
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:06,042
But who knows what else
is beyond her control.
269
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,213
Mother's had her kicks.
The spell is off.
270
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,633
And I think we should keep
our appointment with Blades.
271
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,677
Why?
272
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,013
Because he won't give up
until we convince him
273
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:20,433
that Tabitha is not a
candidate for the Olympics.
274
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,811
And that it's
his patriotic duty
275
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,771
to forget the whole thing.
276
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,690
Maybe he forgot it already.
277
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,234
Maybe last night
we discouraged him.
278
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,537
Hello? Hello. Billy
Blades Bookoltzer here.
279
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,289
Oh, hello, Blades.
280
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,250
I'm calling to remind you
of your daughter's audition.
281
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,838
He didn't forget.
What shall I tell him?
282
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,840
Tell him that...
That...
283
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,053
Tell him we'll be there.
284
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,221
Blades,
we'll see you at the rink.
285
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,182
I'll be there.
286
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:08,814
Tabitha's star is
about to be eclipsed.
287
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,403
These are rented skates, and
she doesn't have her own costume,
288
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:17,073
but I think Blades will
take that into account.
289
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,325
Okay.
290
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,369
Warm up,
you little princess.
291
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,794
What happened?
292
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,754
Oh, well,
you remember yesterday.
293
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,756
She's a slow warmer-upper.
294
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,973
I see my spell
needs a booster shot.
295
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,837
Now that's more like it.
296
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,344
I'll go get Blades.
297
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,516
Your mother, the Wicked
Witch of the West, strikes again.
298
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,852
Mother, where are you?
299
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,273
Mother!
300
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,192
You come over here.
301
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,866
Samantha,
you called?
302
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,535
Endora, knock off
that spell or I'll...
303
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,413
I haven't put
a spell on Tabitha.
304
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,919
Not completely.
305
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,964
No, just on her feet.
306
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,388
Endora, if you don't...
307
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:09,310
Darrin, this is an occasion
that calls for unique handling.
308
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,061
Mother.
What, dear?
309
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,398
We beg you,
out of love, please,
310
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,275
take that spell off Tabitha.
311
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,698
Mother.
What?
312
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,075
Tabitha's life is
about to be taken over
313
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,619
by the Dean of
American figure skating.
314
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,538
He's talking about
the Olympic Games.
315
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:32,625
If she wins the Olympics...
316
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:36,587
And with all that activity, she'll
have very little time for her family.
317
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,089
Especially her
dear Grandmamma.
318
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,424
Oh, well.
319
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,138
Tabitha,
320
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:51,185
to spare you from
that mortal fate,
321
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:55,147
by the blue cosmos
that is above you,
322
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:58,943
you'll find you
don't know how to skate.
323
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,070
It's done
324
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,531
because I love you.
325
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,538
Well, that's more like it.
Right, sweetheart?
326
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,039
Right.
327
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,020
Blades is here.
328
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,984
The audition may commence.
329
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:48,492
Uh, Billy Blades Bookoltzer,
330
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:52,204
uh, this is my daughter, Tabitha,
and this is my... Please, no talking.
331
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:55,541
I wish to observe
the child in silence.
332
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:59,211
Uh, Tabitha, go on and
skate for Mr. Bookoltzer.
333
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,351
Is this some kind of joke?
334
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,902
It looks like she can't
stand up under pressure.
335
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,446
It looks like she
can't stand up on skates.
336
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,952
Two minutes ago
she was brilliant.
337
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,704
Um, maybe she's tired.
338
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:38,667
How can she be tired when
all she's doing is sitting down?
339
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,086
Madam, your child is a klutz.
340
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,135
What does he mean, "klutz?"
341
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:51,221
Now that's someone
who's hopelessly clumsy.
342
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,474
Blades, I tell you,
that kid can really skate.
343
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:57,686
You've always been neurotic and it
finally happened. You've wigged out.
344
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,661
Mother, that's mean.
345
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:35,808
Thank you, Mother.
346
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:38,644
Yes, Endora.
Thank you and goodbye.
347
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:55,369
Well, I'm sorry, sweetheart,
but you asked for it.
348
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,126
Klutz.
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