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Do these look all right,
sweetheart?
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Fine, fine.
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How about these?
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Great, great.
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How about this?
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Perfect, perfect.
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You sure it's not too dressy?
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Sam, will you stop kidding
around? We don't want to be late.
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Well, we have
plenty of time.
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Oh, wait a minute.
Let me help you with those.
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These business
dinners are a pain anyway.
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Why do you do it?
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Yeah, it's all part of Larry's selling
concept. Wine, dine, and sign.
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Uh, yoo-hoo, Esmeralda.
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Oh, Mr. Stephens,
you don't have any pants on.
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In the privacy of my bedroom, I
don't see anything wrong with that.
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If I had any privacy.
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Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll
just pop down to the kitchen
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and fix myself
some scrambled legs.
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Eggs.
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Oh.
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Sam,
what is she doing here?
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She told you.
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Her flaps were flipping when
they should've been flapping.
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I don't mean in the bedroom.
I mean here.
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[Esmeralda] Help!
Help me!
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[Esmeralda] Help me! Help!
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[Esmeralda] Help! Help!
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Help! Help me!
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Help me! Oh, my goodness,
how'd I get in here?
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Help! Help!
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Sam, don't tell me that...
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Well, it isn't
Santa Claus.
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[Esmeralda] Help!
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Elizabeth Montgomery in...
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Bewitched.
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[Sam] Be careful.
Watch your hat now.
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Now, you're all
upset over nothing.
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Just relax and I'll,
uh, I'll clean you up.
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Sweetheart, would you
turn the other way?
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With pleasure.
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Well, there you are.
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Thank you, Samantha.
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You're so talented.
Oh.
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Oh, I see you're
dressed up to go out.
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I guess it's lucky
I dropped by.
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It is? I mean, it'll solve
your sitter problem.
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Oh, well, that's very
sweet of you, Esmeralda,
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but Aunt Hagatha's
baby-sitting for us. Oh...
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Well, I mean, naturally, we
thought of you right away, but...
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Oh, Samantha, I know that you're
just saying that to make me feel better.
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Oh, no!
But the truth is,
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I know you don't trust me, and I
don't blame you, I don't blame you.
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So if you don't mind, I'll
just say my final goodbyes.
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What do you mean goodbye?
Where are you going?
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No place. I'm going to change
myself into something useful.
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Change yourself?
Into what?
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A punching bag.
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Hitting a punching bag helps
people get rid of their frustrations
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and it's also good exercise.
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So at last, I'd be doing
something worthwhile.
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Esmeralda, you're
not making any sense.
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I thought she made sense.
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Esmeralda,
you're overreacting.
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You're our favorite
baby-sitter. I am?
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Well, of course. You're
always our first choice.
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You're wonderful
with the children.
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Oh, oh, if I thought
that was true...
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It's true, it's true.
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I'll get it.
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Larry, I thought we were to meet
you and the Nortons at the restaurant.
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So did I, up until
15 minutes ago.
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Hi, Sam, Esmeralda.
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What happened?
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Their regular sitter
conked out.
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Well, if it's just a matter
of a baby-sitter,
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why don't the Nortons call
the agency? Are you kidding?
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A regular, run-of-the-mill
baby-sitter for the Nortons?
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Oh.
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Mr. Norton said to go on to
dinner anyway as his guests.
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Well, somehow it doesn't seem
right to go without the Nortons.
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Doesn't seem
right to me either.
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You know, I was all set to maneuver
Norton into signing on the dotted line.
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Well, if your business
dinner is so important
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I happen to know someone
who's very good with children.
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Oh? At least, certain
persons think so.
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Well, who'd you have
in mind?
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Uh, shall I tell him,
or will you?
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Well, I guess I'll tell you. Me.
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You?
Mmm.
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I thought you were sitting for
Sam and Darrin, aren't you?
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Uh-uh. They had to settle for
Samantha's Aunt Hagatha instead.
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Well, then if you're
available, we're in.
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No, we're not.
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I mean, Esmeralda
isn't up to, uh...
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Well, weren't you just telling
us how not up to things you felt?
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Well, just to know
that I'm needed,
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all of a sudden,
I feel much better.
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Oh, it's like a miracle.
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Then it's all settled.
I'll call the Nortons
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and tell them we've found
the perfect baby-sitter.
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And we can keep
our dinner date.
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Uh, Larry,
no. Believe me, it won't work out.
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Well, why not? Esmeralda
sits for your kids, doesn't she?
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Yes, uh, oh,
she's perfect for us, but...
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But what?
But, well...
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But what? Your kids aren't
any different from any other kids.
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You wanna bet?
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[Larry] Of course,
I won't go into details
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about the campaign
I worked up
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but when Darrin
lays it out for you...
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Are you positive
she's qualified?
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Mrs. Norton,
your fears are needless.
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Sam,
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tell her what a marvelous
baby-sitter your Aunt is.
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Oh, yes, well,
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Aunt Esmeralda is
out of this world.
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Way, way out.
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Martha, I really wish you'd
stop worrying about this.
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I think the reason
Ralph is so sensitive
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is that you
fuss over him too much.
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Mrs. Norton, I'm sure you
have nothing to worry about.
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Matter of fact,
your Aunt Esmeralda
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probably has more to worry
about than Ralph.
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"And from that time on, the Little
Prince was never lonely again
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"because all he had
to do was sit down
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"on his wonderful
traveling cloak..."
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Ralph, that arrow
came very close.
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"On his
wonderful traveling cloak
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"and go sailing off
into the sky,
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"soaring over the mountains,
and rivers, and villages."
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There. How did you like the
story of the Little Lame Prince?
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No one can fly with a cloak.
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With this one you could.
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How come?
Was it jet-propelled?
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Better than that.
It was a magic cloak.
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What?
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What happened?
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Just a little magic.
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There's no such thing
as magic.
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If I wanted to,
I could show you some magic.
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Go ahead.
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Well...
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Well, all right. But you've got
to promise not to tell anyone.
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Now, then, let me see.
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Ah.
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Keep your eye
on that lion cub
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and watch his tail wag.
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Thirteen uncles,18 nieces,
wag, oh, wag your tail to pieces.
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He didn't wag his tail.
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Well... Well, I'll just
try something else.
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Let me see. Now, what
was that one? Oh, yes.
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Flapjacks and noodles,
hamburgers rare,
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I want 2 poodles,
and make it a pair.
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Oh, my goodness! Oh, my
goodness. I said "pair," not "bear."
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Who cares?
Can I keep him?
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Oh, no, Ralph. Your parents
wouldn't like it.
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Eat a peach, peel a pear,
O'Leery and O'Brien,
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Bear fade and change to air,
to prove that I'm not lying.
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I did it! I did it!
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Now, Ralphie, it's time
for you to go to sleep.
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Elliott.
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I'm worried about Ralphie.
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Oh, Martha, please don't
start that again.
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Mrs. Norton,
why don't you call home?
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I'm sure
everything's all right.
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Okay, okay, if that'll
make you feel better.
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Waiter!
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Bring us a phone,
will you, please?
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How do you do
all those tricks?
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Are you a magician?
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No.
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I'm a witch.
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You are? Boy, I wish you
could sit with me all the time.
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Oh, that would be nice.
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Well, good night, Ralphie.
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Night.
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Norton.
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Yes. Oh, yes,
everything's fine.
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Ralphie's just
going to sleep now.
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Oh, yes, you all
have a good time.
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Everything's fine.
So I'll see you later.
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Bye-bye.
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Come in.
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[Esmeralda] Good evening.
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Good evening.
How's our little Ralphie?
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Oh, I just
checked on him.
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He's sound asleep with such
a peaceful smile on his face.
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I can't understand it. Getting him
to sleep has been such a hassle.
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How did you manage?
Just a knack.
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Excuse me
while I get my coat.
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A knack!
She has a rare talent.
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Darrin, your ideas
are very good.
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Now, we're meeting tomorrow
afternoon for cocktails at 5:00...
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Thank you. I'll be
looking forward to it.
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Uh, we'll be saying
our good-nights, then.
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I'm rather anxious
to check on our baby-sitter.
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Good night. Good night,
Mr. Norton, Mrs. Norton.
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[Martha] Good night.
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[Norton] Thanks again.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:45,830
Sam, what are you doing?
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Where did he come from?
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Yes, Esmeralda,
where did he come from?
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Oh, mercy.
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Oh, well, nevermind. Just tell me
what he was, and I'll change him back.
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He was a stuffed toy.
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I thought
you couldn't change...
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Well, I can't
change the spell,
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but I can change that
lion cub into a toy lion cub.
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Put this over here, where
Ralphie will find it in the morning.
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[Darrin] Every other
baby-sitter just sits.
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But not Esmeralda.
Oh, no.
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She has to
amuse her clients
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with sloppy, second-rate
spells that invariably...
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Everything turned out
just fine, Darrin.
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So I don't care
to discuss it.
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Mr. Stephens is
absolutely right.
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I am just a sloppy,
second-rate witch.
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Esmeralda,
will you forget about that?
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And I'd probably
turn out to be
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a sloppy, second-rate
punching bag, too.
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Stop punishing yourself.
The incident is forgotten.
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Well, I better
put the roast in the oven.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Norton.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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This is not a social visit.
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Oh. Well, come in, let me
fix you a cup of coffee or tea.
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Uh-oh.
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There.
See what you've done?
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What I've done?
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It's just a black eye, mom.
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Just a black eye?
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Oh, my poor,
brave darling.
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Uh, Mrs. Norton.
Hmm?
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I'm very sorry
about Ralph's shiner,
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but how...
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Well, I mean, what does
that have to do with me?
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You recommended your
Aunt Esmeralda, didn't you?
241
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,124
Well, yes, I did, but...
242
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And it was your Aunt Esmeralda
who filled Ralphie's head
243
00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,715
with all of those lies
about witches and spells.
244
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:04,427
But she's a good witch.
Shut up, Ralphie!
245
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:08,222
Mrs. Norton, I don't know
what Ralph told you, but...
246
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:11,434
Ralphie didn't
tell us anything.
247
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,020
He told his classmates
all those lies
248
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:17,065
about animals appearing
and disappearing.
249
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,401
And having a witch
for a baby-sitter.
250
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,570
His classmates
made fun of him.
251
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,031
One thing led to another
and they started to fight.
252
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:28,618
Those monsters might
have killed my little Ralphie.
253
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,705
Mrs. Norton, I can't
tell you how sorry I am.
254
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,791
[Martha] Sorry is not enough.
255
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:41,631
I came here to tell you that
your Aunt Esmeralda is a menace.
256
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,217
My little Ralphie
never lied before.
257
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:48,388
Mrs. Norton, I'm sure I can
explain, if you'd just give me chance...
258
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:53,226
And don't think that I haven't
told Mr. Norton about this outrage.
259
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,194
Oh, I wouldn't
think that for a second.
260
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,199
Uh, well,
261
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,576
I suppose you heard.
262
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,121
Every word.
Hmm.
263
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,332
Of course, you're not gonna let
a little thing like that bother you.
264
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,835
Are you letting it
bother you?
265
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,130
Yes.
266
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,093
Hello.
Oh, hi, sweetheart.
267
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,929
[Darrin] Sam, do you
know what's happened?
268
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,889
Sweetheart,
you're shouting.
269
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:35,768
I know I'm shouting, but not
as loud as Larry was shouting.
270
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,562
Norton called
a few minutes ago
271
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,856
and canceled our meeting
this afternoon.
272
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,359
Yes, I know.
Mrs. Norton was just here.
273
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,362
He told Larry about
Esmeralda and her hocus-pocus
274
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,698
and he pulled the account.
275
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,700
Sweetheart,
Esmeralda didn't mean...
276
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,119
I know she didn't mean to,
but the point is
277
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,746
why can't she keep
her magic to herself?
278
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,624
It isn't the magic, it's...
279
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:05,923
Uh, sweetheart, I think
you've just said the magic word.
280
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,384
What's that?
Magic.
281
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,761
Hmm?
Uh, trust me.
282
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,848
I have some preparing to do,
and I better hurry.
283
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,480
Hi.
284
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,939
Hi.
285
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,405
Uh, been shopping?
286
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,950
After you called, I went out and
got these simple magic tricks.
287
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,745
Voila.
288
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,956
I'm planning a party
for tomorrow.
289
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,668
Why not? We have
a lot to celebrate.
290
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,713
It's for Tabitha and Adam.
And Ralphie.
291
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,841
And Mr. and Mrs. Norton.
And Larry Tate.
292
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,969
Why?
293
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,347
We're having ice cream
and cake, and martinis
294
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:58,392
and a magic show with
Esmeralda as the magician.
295
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:02,480
It doesn't matter how simple the
tricks are. Esmeralda will goof them up.
296
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,232
Exactly.
297
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,818
And when Esmeralda puts her
special brand of magic
298
00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:10,821
on top of these
very simple magic tricks,
299
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,616
it will simply prove to the
Nortons that what Ralphie saw
300
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,869
was some
very convincing magic.
301
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,375
I suppose there's some logic
buried in there someplace.
302
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,169
But how do you expect
to get the Nortons here?
303
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,756
Well, I'm capable
of a little magic myself.
304
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,217
I'll pretend
I didn't hear that.
305
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,595
Good.
306
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,060
Yes?
307
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,522
Mrs. Stephens?
308
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,398
Oh, well, put her on.
309
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,609
Oh, hi, Sam. I'm right in the
middle of a big conference,
310
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,029
so if you could
make it brief.
311
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,031
A party for Tabitha?
312
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,784
Well, that's a hard one
to turn down.
313
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,036
Uh, Mr. Norton will be there.
314
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,164
So tell Tabitha to expect
her Uncle Larry.
315
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,834
Bye.
316
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,726
Hello.
317
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,146
What?
318
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,232
Are you ready for this?
319
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,444
It's Mrs. Stephens calling
to invite Ralphie to a party.
320
00:18:31,484 --> 00:18:33,529
Good, let me tell her
off. Oh, no, you don't.
321
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,615
This is my pleasure.
322
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,282
Mrs. Stephens.
323
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:41,871
I'm going to tell you exactly
what you can do with your party.
324
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,794
Of course, we'll be there.
325
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,174
Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
326
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:02,308
Take Ralphie
to party at Stephens'
327
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,976
this afternoon.
328
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,561
But you just said
that you...
329
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,147
I know what I just said,
but we're going.
330
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,523
You, too.
331
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,150
What makes you say that?
332
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,029
I don't know
what makes me say that.
333
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,031
But you're going.
334
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,580
Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Norton. Come
right in and make yourselves comfortable.
335
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,290
Show's about to start.
336
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,250
There'll be ice cream, and
cookies, and favors later.
337
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,794
Goody!
338
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,092
[Sam] Hi, Ralphie. Ralphie.
339
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,803
Mrs. Norton,
Mr. Norton.
340
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,310
[Tabitha] Stop it. Robert.
341
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:50,022
It's not nice to punch
Tabitha in the stomach.
342
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,942
Where should I punch her?
343
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,069
Tabitha, you trade
places with Terry.
344
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,701
All right, here we go.
345
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,327
You all set?
All set.
346
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,707
And remember,
I'm on my own.
347
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,584
Oh, yeah,
we're counting on that.
348
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,337
For my first
mysterious illusion,
349
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,590
I will take this
ordinary metal triangle and...
350
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,052
Oh, metal hoop!
351
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:23,055
And, uh, uh, presto!
352
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,558
Oh, rats.
353
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,483
Oh, wait a minute,
that's not the trick.
354
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,277
Uh, let's just move on.
355
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,779
Oh, yes.
356
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:43,409
And now a trick that has baffled and
entertained the crowned heads of Europe.
357
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,579
You can see that
this is perfectly empty.
358
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:50,791
And this, there's nothing
concealed in this, you see?
359
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,084
All right.
360
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:53,294
Mmm-mmm.
361
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,004
Presto!
362
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,476
Oh.
363
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,938
I'm such a silly goose!
364
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,738
More, more! More!
365
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,617
That's amazing.
How did she do that?
366
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,494
How do I know? I don't
even know why I'm here.
367
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:30,748
Oh,
why are they applauding? I goofed.
368
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,374
More!
369
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,502
Now you stop that. I'll
tell you when to applaud.
370
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,255
Get rid of that.
371
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,133
Eat a pickled kumquat,
farewell from a dummy,
372
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:46,055
enjoyed your stay, but, now, good
day, oh, spell, be on the money.
373
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,901
I said "money,"
not "monkey."
374
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,320
She puts on a pretty
good show, eh, Martha?
375
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,410
Esmeralda, do something.
376
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,830
Bats in the belfry,
pigs in a poke,
377
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,165
lose that monkey
before I choke.
378
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,843
What happened?
379
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,178
She...
380
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,180
You were changed
to a monkey.
381
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:31,308
Why, that's ridiculous.
382
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,853
Well, that
concludes our show.
383
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,981
Okay, kids, there's ice cream
and cake in the dining room.
384
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,733
Okay, now, you follow Tabitha.
Run along.
385
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,694
You, too, Adam.
386
00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:43,320
[Larry] Attaboy.
387
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:48,075
Esmeralda, you certainly
put on a convincing magic act.
388
00:22:48,157 --> 00:22:51,369
How did you do that
last illusion?
389
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,705
Believe me,
I wish I knew.
390
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,751
Oh, what she means is,
391
00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:01,922
no magician ever reveals
the secrets of the trade.
392
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,050
Of course.
393
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:08,762
Oh, I can't get over it.
I actually saw a monkey.
394
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,681
So did I.
395
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,516
And so did
all the kids.
396
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:17,313
But we all know that's
impossible, don't we, Mrs. Norton?
397
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,566
You know, I almost felt like a
monkey. Would you believe that?
398
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:26,071
Well, you should've
believed Ralphie.
399
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,741
Can you ever forgive me
for all those things I said
400
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,576
about your Aunt Esmeralda?
401
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:34,246
Now that I can see the
kind of tricks she can do,
402
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:37,833
I don't blame Ralphie
for believing in witchcraft.
403
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,209
Uh, well,
404
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,504
Aunt Esmeralda is
no ordinary person.
405
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,256
Believe me.
406
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,851
Mmm.
407
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,186
Oh, my.
408
00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,898
That was the nicest
farewell party I ever had.
409
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,108
But, now,
it's time to go.
410
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,027
Well, we're
gonna miss you.
411
00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:07,780
Yes, things certainly won't
be the same with you gone.
412
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,782
Well, thank you,
Mr. Stephens.
413
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,743
After my big success
as a magician,
414
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,119
oh, I'm so sure of myself.
415
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,790
I mean, I know
where I'm going.
416
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,708
Wonderful.
Have a nice trip.
417
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:20,792
Thank you.
418
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,544
And, uh,
come back soon.
419
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,134
How about that?
A new Esmeralda.
420
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:32,429
Secure, serene, knows
exactly where she's going.
421
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,557
[Esmeralda] Help! Help! Mmm?
422
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,440
Help!
423
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,526
Help!
424
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,450
I guess I took a wrong turn.
I'm sorry.
425
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:57,454
Esmeralda, you have nothing
to be sorry about.
426
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,416
And now you can settle something
I've always wondered about.
427
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,460
Does the light really go out
when the door closes?
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