All language subtitles for Bewitched.S08E06.Paris.Witches.Style.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

The Arc de Triomphe.

You know,
we ought to send the kids

some picture postcards
of the sights.

Good idea.

"Dear Tabitha and Adam..."

Sam, what are you doing?

Just what you suggested,
sending some postcards.

I'd prefer you use
the regular mail.

When you're a witch,
that is the regular mail.

Yes, yes. It's a
big doggy, isn't it?

It's a big doggy and
house. That's right.

Oh!

Oh, how nice!

Postcards from your mama.
Come on.

[Sam] Dear Tabitha and Adam,

We are now passing
the Arc de Triomphe,

which is at the other end
of the Champs Elysees.

You children have
a very thoughtful mama.

And here we are
at Cleopatra's Needle.

That's a big needle.
What does it sew?

This is the famous
Louvre museum.

It was originally built almost
900 years ago. Imagine that.

I don't have to imagine it.

I was there when
they laid the cornerstone.

In front of the Louvre are the
beautiful Luxembourg gardens.

We'll be going cross-town

where we'll show you pictures
of the cathedral...

That sounds like a visit
from your grandpapa.

You children stay here
and enjoy Mama's postcards.

Now, stay there.

Elizabeth Montgomery in...

Bewitched.

How do you like it?

Love it.

Love Paris. Love you.

Oh, well,
stay awhile.

I can't.

I've got to run down to the
printers and pick up some artwork.

I'm meeting with the Europa
Tour people this afternoon.

I promised Larry I'd make a
stab at getting the account. Bye.

Darrin?
Hmm?

Uh...

I was thinking again
about, uh, visiting Daddy.

Shouldn't we stop off
and see him in London?

Sure. When we go back to
London, we'll stop off to see him.

Well, it's only 45 minutes
by plane.

Oh, now, honey, you know
I've got business here in Paris.

Your father will just have to
wait till we get around to him.

Bye.

[Endora] Or until
he gets around to you.

Mother, what are you
doing here?

Don't worry. Esmeralda is
with the children.

This is a red alert.

Your father popped in
back home to see you.

Uh-oh. He knows
we're in Europe.

How did he take it?

Oh, he was very calm.

The way Vesuvius was calm just
before it erupted and buried Pompeii.

Oh.

Well, this is part work
and part vacation for Darrin.

Now, Daddy will just have to be
understanding and reasonable.

I've heard your father
called many things,

but "understanding" and
"reasonable" were not among them.

Here he comes.

And he looks mad.

Daddy always was one
for dramatic entrances.

Endora. Pretty fast
for a witch of your vintage.

I caught a tailwind.

Well, I'd appreciate it if you
caught a tailwind out of here.

No, a mother's place
is by her child.

How are you, Daddy?

In excellent health,
thank you.

Of course.

He wouldn't have it
any other way.

Certainly not.

Let's not pretend you
don't know why I'm here.

Uh, look, Daddy.

I want you to know that Darrin
and I had every intention of...

[Maurice] Silence!

I'm not blaming you.

On the way over,
I had time to think.

You are innocent.

It's that mortal you're
married to who is guilty.

He is the worm
in the apple of my eye.

That worm...

That man happens
to be my husband.

And he's kind, and he's sweet,
and he's gentle.

Gentle.

"The gentle mind
by gentle deeds is known.

"For a man by nothing is so
well betrayed, as by his manners."

Who'd you crib
that one from?

Silence! I am rolling.

"Hath not a father eyes?

"Hath not a father hands,
organs, dimensions,

"Senses, affections, passions?

"If you prick us,
do we not bleed?

"If you tickle us,
do we not laugh?

"If you poison us,
do we not die?

"And if you wrong us

"Shall we not revenge?"

Don't worry.
It's a dummy Darrin.

Not too different
from real thing.

Farewell!

Eh, bravo, Maurice!

Thank you.

Maurice, is that you?

Maurice, you look marvelous.

Naturally.

Have you any final words to
say before I zap you into outer...

Darrin, Daddy is very angry
with you.

And he has every right
to be.

We should have at least
called him in London,

but, well, that would have
given away our little surprise.

And we wouldn't want to do
that, would we, sweetheart?

No, no,
we wouldn't want to do that.

[Darrin] Actually, we should've
called you while in London.

To pay
our heartfelt respects.

But, now, we weren't about
to come empty-handed.

And to buy a gift for someone with
your exquisite sense of beauty takes time.

And Pablo doesn't work fast.

Pablo?

Pablo. Picasso?

Oh, what a
remarkable likeness.

Yes, Daddy.

Mr. Picasso really caught

the strength of character
in your face.

Do you really think so?

Yes, I suppose he has.

[Sam] And the look of
forgiveness in the eyes.

In those eyes perhaps,
not in these.

Maurice,
why can't you be gracious

and just say thank you
for the gift?

It's very hard to be gracious when
you've worked yourself into a rage.

Yeah, frankly, I would
rather face your anger

than receive a compliment
from the queen herself

because an angry word
from you

is a far greater
compliment than...

Go on. Go on.

I can't.
I might sound insincere.

Nonsense. The truth
never sounds insincere.

I think it would look fantastic
over the mantelpiece.

I ordered a halo, but
Pablo must have forgotten.

Let's not overdo.

The painting is
flattering enough.

Yes, a little too flattering
for my taste.

Uh, Dustin, go into
the other room.

I want to have a little
heart-to-heart talk with you.

I am honored, sir.

Daddy, what are you
goin' to do?

Do you know? He's changed.

For the better, I hope.

In some ways, yes.

For instance, he has a
keener appreciation of me.

Yet, somehow I feel I've
broken the poor chap's spirit.

Oh, well,
don't worry about that.

He's very pliable.

Almost too pliable.
He needs straightening out.

How long are you going
to keep this up, Mother?

For as long as Maurice
remains in residence.

Pull up a chair, lad.
Oh, yes, sir.

It's all very well
to appreciate your betters,

but you mustn't tear
yourself down in the process.

You have some redeeming
features, no matter how minuscule.

I take that as
a tremendous compliment, sir.

It is not
a tremendous compliment.

As a matter of fact, it's
very close to being an insult.

Oh. Forgive me
if I insulted you, sir.

You did not insult me.
I insulted you.

Oh. Thank you.

You're overdoing it.

Well, I'll try and
turn the robot down a bit.

Endora?

What is she doing here?

Uh, Mother just had
to stop off at her dressmaker's,

but don't worry about the
children. Esmeralda's filling in.

Why is she
keeping her eyes closed?

Why not? I've seen Paris.

Uh, why don't you
fix yourself a drink?

Is that goin' to help?

Let me put it this way.

It'll help you
not care.

Experience tells me
it's time for a drink.

One of
them has got to go.

Get rid of yours.
Yours is easier.

All right.

What are you two
whispering about?

Sweetheart, uh, please,
I need your help.

For what?

You've got to help me
get rid of you.

What?

In spite of the fact that
you have...

Now the boy needs burping.

I'll get
a glass of water.

Now, sweetheart,
just trust me.

When you see Daddy,
don't act surprised.

Just be nice and go along
with everything he says.

Dustin?

Ah, there you are,
my boy.

Yes. Uh, uh, here I am.

I see you needed something
stronger than water.

Uh, yeah, I usually do
in these kind of situations.

He has a headache.

Headaches give him
a terrible thirst.

Oh, yeah. Uh, terrible thirst.

Feeling a bit better?

Mmm-hmm.

Uh, how about you?

I beg your pardon?

Well, I mean, you look
as though you're in good shape.

I am in no better
or worse shape

than I was
when I first arrived.

Strange that you should
comment on that again.

Oh, Maurice, leave him alone.

He forgot.

So,

uh, been in Paris
for long?

Methinks something is rotten
in the state of Paris.

This is no time for...

[Darrin] This is no time
for double-talk.

Now then, let's...
Let's sort some things out.

Uh, when did you
get here, Maurice?

When did I get here?

Have I heard correctly?

No. No, what he
actually meant...

Silence!

When did you get here?

[Darrin] Two minutes
ago, from a business meeting

with the president
of Europa Tours.

He was going to drop by here
in a little while.

Two minutes ago?
Endora, can you explain?

I refuse to answer on the
grounds that it may incriminate me.

It was just an innocent,
little practical joke, Daddy.

I'll do the jokes
around here, young lady.

Look, I don't know what's going
on, and, frankly, I don't care.

I am here on business

and in between, Sam and I

are trying to
see the sights of Paris.

Alone.

Oh.

So you want to see
the sights of Paris? Alone.

Well, so be it.

No!

Oh! Oh, Daddy!
What did you do with him?

He's seeing
the sights of Paris.

Would you like to
see him seeing Paris?

Oh, my stars!

Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy!

Endora, I'm really
disappointed in you.

If you wanted
to counterfeit the chap,

I should've expected
a little more subtlety.

It was subtle enough
to fool you.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.
I saw through him at once.

I was merely toying with him.

Why don't you go away and
toy with someone your own size.

No. No, I'm going to stay
right here until they get back.

I want to have one
final word with Dobbin.

Easy, sweetheart.

[Sam] Well.

Daddy, I, uh, thought you
would have been gone by now.

Well, of course,

I only stayed to give Dobbin
the opportunity to apologize.

What? You expect me
to apologize to you?

For what?

What's the difference?
Apologize!

No, I am sick and tired
of being the source

of your father's
warped sense of humor.

Darrin!

Maurice, you have turned me
into a monkey,

a donkey, a raven,
and a pair of old galoshes.

And why?

Because, in some ways, I don't
measure up to your idea of a son-in-law.

Well, let me tell
you something, Maurice.

You leave a lot to be desired
as a father-in-law.

I'm glad
you said that, Dustin.

Darrin.

I stand corrected. Sorry.

Uh, Dustin, what you have just
said so eloquently convinces me

that you're not entirely
lacking in character.

I like that in a chap.

Maurice, watch your temper.

It also shows spunk.

I like that, too.

Another necessary quality,
however, is discretion.

The ability
to restrain oneself

from committing insult
totally and beyond recall.

Although I appreciate a mortal
who speaks his own mind,

It is the height of insolence
to speak it to me.

Uh, Daddy, we'll be
thrown out of the hotel.

When I have finished,
there may not be a hotel.

Very good, Endora.

What have you done with him?

None of your business.

Endora!

Perhaps you
frighten Samantha,

but you certainly
don't frighten me.

I'll find him.

Mon general.

You sneak!

You really did it this time!

Daddy, how could you?

Well, it does seem
rather a shame.

He was beginning
to shape up.

You put him back
the way you found him,

or I'll never
speak to you again.

Temper, temper.

She inherits that
from you, poor child.

Oh, perhaps
I was a little harsh.

Arise,
thou miserable mortal!

Never mind
the editorial comments.

Arise!

Oh, come on, sweetheart.
You can do it.

Woe is me. I gave him
a powerful blast.

I don't think
I'm strong enough

at the moment
to bring him back.

You bring him back now!

You're a hard girl,
Samantha.

Stand back.

'Tis is a far,
far better thing I do

than I have ever done before.

Oh, stop hamming it up
and get to it.

Oh, very well.

The spell of spells,

the incantation
of incantations.

Gaze upon this
creature frightening.

Rise, thou mortal
who doth quiver!

That's an order.

Now, deliver!

I tried. I tried.
Devil knows I tried.

Well, at least, I've got
this thought to comfort me:

"'Tis better to have tried
and lost

"than never
to have tried at all."

That doesn't comfort me
one bit!

He's done his best.

I don't believe it.
I don't think he really...

[Endora] Samantha, you
show a shocking lack of faith

in your progenitor's word.

He's done his best.

Now you've just been
running around

too much and your
powers have waned.

You see, dear,
Mommy understands.

So as a wife,

my duty is to
move back in with you

and nurse you
back to full health.

Move back in with me?
Oh, no.

No, no, no. No, I couldn't let
you make that kind of sacrifice.

I shall try to summon the
last bit of strength that I have.

Pull yourself together, man.

Oh, sweetheart,
are you all right?

Of course.

I always get blown up
this time of day.

Darrin.

Hmm.

Daddy didn't want to leave,
uh, before he apologized to you.

Go ahead, Maurice.

Oh, very well.
Dustin, I apologize

that your abominable behavior
has so exhausted my patience

that I was goaded
into a slight transgression.

That's an apology?

For Daddy, it is.

Now, isn't this nice?

We're one big happy family.

Omit the "happy,"
and you're near the mark.

I remember saying to Oscar
Wilde once, and he quoted me well,

that children begin
by loving their parents.

After a time,
they judge them.

Rarely ever
do they forgive them.

I forgive you, Daddy.

Good. I feel
my appetite returning.

How about dinner over
at Maxim's? Oh, lovely!

Terrific!

Uh, who is it?

[Sagan] Monsieur Sagan.

Oh, it's Sagan
of Europa Tours.

I forgot all about him.

I wonder why?

Monsieur Sagan,
what a pleasant surprise.

I'd like you
to meet my wife, Samantha.

Bonsoir, monsieur.
And my parents.

Enchantee, monsieur.
Comment ca va?

Enchante, madame.
Monsieur.

Are they going to discuss
business before dinner?

Barbaric,
but it's the mortal way.

Monsieur Stephens,
how could you do it?

What did I do?

[Darrin] Oh, brother.

How can I entrust
Europa Tours

to a company whose executive
would do a thing like this?

The top
of the Eiffel tower. Why?

That's a very good question.

Uh-huh, and unless you
can give a very good answer,

our relationship
is at an end.

Let me look at that.

Uh, perhaps I can be
of some help.

That's not necessary, Daddy.

Yes, it is.
I'm starved.

Bully for you, boy!
It's a splendid notion.

It is?

Oh, now, don't be modest.

Wasn't exactly my idea.

Always give credit
where credit is due.

I like that in you, boy.

Actually,
we collaborated on it.

But examine this carefully,
Monsieur Sagan.

A tourist clinging to the
top of the Eiffel Tower

and underneath,
the slogan

"Europa Tours:
Towers above them all."

I like it.
It shows great imagination.

Well, that's what McMahon
and Tate is noted for. Imagination.

And no fear of height.

And now, monsieur Sagan,
if you'll excuse us,

we must get ready
for dinner.

Yes, yes, of course.

You will drop by the office
tomorrow to sign the contracts.

Fantastic slogan.

Pardon. Au...

I don't believe it.

What's not to believe?

We always dress
for dinner.

Hmm.

À votre Santé.