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The Leaning Tower
of Pisa.
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The greatest architectural
goof of all time.
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If you do this,
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everything else
looks like it's leaning.
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Oh, that's probably Larry.
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He's supposed to be
coming over with a client.
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Hello.
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Hello?
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Okay, what's ringing?
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Oh, look, this.
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Hello.
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Hello, Samantha.
How are you?
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Fine. How are you?
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Miserable.
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What's the matter?
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I can't talk about it
in front of him.
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Darrin, would you mind?
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Couldn't she use
the phone?
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I am using the phone.
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Brother.
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All right, uh,
now what is it?
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Hi, Mommy.
Aunt Hagatha's here.
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She is? What for?
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That's I called you.
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I just can't
babysit for you anymore
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So I've gotten Hagatha
to take my place.
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What is it? What's wrong?
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Well...
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Oh, hell... Hello?
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Hello. Hello.
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Oh, dear.
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I must have
broken the connection.
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Hello? Oh.
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I don't suppose it would
occur to you to use the phone?
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Telephone upon the table,
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just as soon
as you are able,
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send my voice to Sam in Pisa,
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in the land
once ruled by Caesar.
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Aunt Hagatha,
Esmeralda pulled another goof.
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They're ringing.
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Hello, Samantha.
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Oh, uh,
hello, Esmeralda.
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Now look, I really
don't want you to leave.
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Uh, Sam.
Well, I don't.
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Sam!
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Oh. Oh, my stars!
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Esmeralda, you shouldn't have
come here.
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What makes you think
I wanted to?
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I just meant to send my voice,
not all of me.
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Esmeralda, will you tell us
what's wrong?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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But as far as the vase
is concerned,
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I want you to know
I intend to replace it.
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What vase?
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The one your mother gave you
for your anniversary.
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What?
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Oh, dear.
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Esmeralda!
Now, stop that.
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The truth is
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Darrin never really
did like that vase.
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He didn't?
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No.
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I hated it.
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I'm glad.
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How did it get broken?
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There was water
from the flowers in it
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and I used it to put out
the living room curtain
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and it just slipped
out of my hand.
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Put out the curtain?
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It was on fire?
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No. It was just
smoking a little bit
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from where the dinosaur
had scorched it.
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The dinosaur?
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Esmeralda,
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how did a dinosaur
get into our living room?
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And I know
I'm going to be sorry I asked.
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Well,
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you know Tabitha's little friend,
Diana from down the street?
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Mm-hmm.
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Tabitha was teasing her,
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and I told her
she was making Diana sore.
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And that's how it happened.
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Diana sore.
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Oh!
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Di-na-saur.
Uh-huh.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Elizabeth Montgomery in...
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Bewitched.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, I'm sorry I barged
in on you this way.
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Believe me, this is the
last place in the world
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I'd pick to come back to.
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You've been here before?
When?
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I'd rather
not talk about it.
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What happened here?
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Well,
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Have you noticed how
that tower leans a little?
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Yes, I noticed it
in passing. Why?
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Who do you think did it?
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You?
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You're responsible
for the,
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for the Leaning Tower?
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Are you sure?
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Oh, Samantha,
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when you pull a goof
like that, you don't forget it.
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Of course, I was just a girl
at the time.
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I couldn't have been
more than 100.
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Bonano had a fit.
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Who?
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Bonano pisano,
the man who built the tower.
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We were engaged.
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Until I made the tower lean.
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After that,
he wouldn't even talk to me.
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Oh.
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Oh, what a temper.
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Sam?
Hmm?
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They're going to be here
any minute.
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Now, unless
Esmeralda has some ideas
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on how to promote Count Bracini's
olive oil in the United States,
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I'd appreciate
your getting rid of her.
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Oh, Darrin, I can't
send her back to babysit.
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She's too depressed.
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Depressed?
She's downright dangerous.
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Please, please,
let her stay.
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Just until I can
restore her confidence.
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Well, if you can do it before Larry
gets here with the count, okay.
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I don't know
whether I told you,
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Darrin brought
his wife along.
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She's a charming girl.
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Esmeralda,
what are you doing here?
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Good grief.
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Oh, hi, Larry.
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Uh, look
who dropped in.
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I'm looking.
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I'm looking.
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Uh, Count Bracini, may
I present Mrs. Stephens?
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Uh, you know Darrin,
of course.
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And this is a friend
of the family, Esmeralda.
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I'm sorry. I'm afraid
my Italian's a little rusty.
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I haven't used it
in over 800...
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[Sam] Esmeralda!
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Uh, the count would like you
to go with us to see the sights.
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Me? Really?
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But I insist.
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Oh!
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Oh, oh!
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Uh, Esmeralda, you're not gonna
do anything foolish.
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I can't help it.
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Uh, come with me
for a moment, Count.
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Uh, Larry,
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Over here.
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I... I thought she was
home with the kids.
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Well, she was.
She was.
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Uh, but she needed
a vacation,
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So she, uh,
flew over.
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[Larry] Well, just make sure she
doesn't show up on your expense account.
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I wanted to tell you
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how terrific I think
your olive oil is.
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I just use it
on everything.
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Is it a secret?
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Uh, uh, no. No.
And it certainly won't be
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when Darrin
gets his new campaign started.
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We'd better get back
to the Count.
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And I'm looking forward to...
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Did you see that?
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Uh, see what?
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What happened to her?
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Oh, uh, did she look for
a minute like she wasn't here?
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Yes.
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Oh!
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Well, that's Esmeralda
for you.
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The dear girl's
so shy and retiring.
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That is indeed very shy.
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For a lady to be shy
in this day and age
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is a thing
to be cherished.
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Never lose it.
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Shall we all go?
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All?
But of course.
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Terrifico.
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[Bracini] At the last measurement
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the tower was
17 feet out of line.
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But why the tower leans
we don't really know.
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They say that Bonano pisano,
the first builder,
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did it purposely
to gain attention to his work.
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Ha!
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You are familiar with the
history of the Leaning Tower?
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Am I familiar with it?
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Well, let me
put it this way.
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No.
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Oh, Esmeralda has
such a sly sense of humor.
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Oh, a joke. I see.
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What was the joke?
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Now, who are the brave ones
who are going to climb the tower?
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Oh, well, I think
we're all up to that.
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Not me. Once is enough.
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You've been
to the tower before?
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When was that?
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Back in the beginning...
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Of last year.
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I think the signorina and I
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have a better chance
to get acquainted.
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Shall we go to the cafe
for a little tete-a-tete?
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tete-a-tete. I'd love some.
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It's my favorite
Italian dish.
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Esmeralda,
you're a riot.
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Oh, oh, I see. A joke.
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What was the joke?
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You will do me the honor
of having dinner with me.
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Now? Before lunch?
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Che buff a,
she never stops, does she?
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No. With her, it's buff a,
buff a, buff a all day long.
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Uh, speaking of lunch,
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After you climb
the tower,
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you will join us
in the cafe?
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Uh, well, um, actually, I've
been to the top of the tower,
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so I, uh,
I think go with you.
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Um, me, too.
So long, Larry.
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Well, wait a minute.
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All this talk of climbing has
given me a terrific appetite.
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Count.
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If you'll excuse us, uh,
we'll go out on the patio.
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Okay.
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I don't understand
these Europeans.
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Before talking business, he
insists he takes us sightseeing.
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We didn't even get a chance
to talk to him at lunch.
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Well, the Italians
don't like to rush things.
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No wonder
Rome wasn't built in a day.
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Well, Esmeralda, you
certainly hit the jackpot.
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Two dates
on your first day here.
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I know. Isn't it awful?
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I think it's terrific.
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You're getting
your confidence back.
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After all, the count
promised us a half an hour
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when he comes to pick
Esmeralda up for dinner.
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Big deal.
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What are we gonna do
in the meantime?
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Let's turn on TV and see
what the Italians are doing
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in the way of
TV commercials.
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Never mind the commercials.
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See if you can find
a Sophia Loren movie.
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I feel...
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I feel as though
I could do anything.
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And you know what
I'd like to start with?
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That goof.
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My first and my worst.
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Well, Esmeralda, I think
it's a little late for that.
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Sam?
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Uh, I'll be right back.
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It's never too late.
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Larry has a good idea.
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He wants Esmeralda to be
late getting ready for her date.
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My heart is light,
my spirit sore...
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Maybe, we can stretch
half-hour business discussion
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into an hour.
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...Tower that leans,
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lean no more.
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Uh, I'll talk to her.
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Esmeralda,
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What are you doing?
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You know you're not...
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I did it! I did it!
262
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,106
I'm cured!
263
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,232
Shh!
264
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:37,859
Yeah.
265
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,278
You're cured.
And I'm sick!
266
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,878
Do you think Mr. Stephens
will be mad about what I did?
267
00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:00,173
Only if he finds out about it.
Oh!
268
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,216
Esmeralda,
269
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,135
you put that tower
back the way it was
270
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,804
before the whole town
wigs out.
271
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,639
Which I'm sure
it already has.
272
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,099
Well,
273
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,019
wouldn't they rather have
a tower that stands straight?
274
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,229
Esmeralda!
275
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,066
Thousands and thousands
of people
276
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,651
come here to see
the tower lean!
277
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,779
If it were straight,
278
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,239
Pisa would be
just another place
279
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,991
with a nice church.
280
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,744
What is that all about?
281
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,995
I don't know.
282
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,754
It's something
about the Leaning Tower.
283
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,506
Some kind of emergency.
284
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,592
You know, in Italian, everything
sounds like an emergency.
285
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:30,972
Even when I finally do
something right, it turns out wrong.
286
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:34,142
Now look, just sit
down and concentrate.
287
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,226
Hmm.
288
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,436
Now,
289
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,397
how did you make that
tower lean in the first place?
290
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,816
I...
291
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,819
Well, I used to bring Bonano
his lunch every day
292
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,572
and it seems to me
293
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,698
that I...
294
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,371
Oh, dear,
I just don't remember.
295
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,040
Try.
296
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:01,043
Do you think it's easy to remember
something you've been trying to forget
297
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,587
for hundreds of years?
298
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,214
Well, let's see.
299
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,302
It has something to do
300
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:12,555
with bringing
Bonano his lunch.
301
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,853
I know! I know!
302
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,189
I'll send you
back to that time.
303
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,400
Sort of a re-enactment
of the crime.
304
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,443
Oh!
305
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,323
I mean incident.
306
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,285
Well, I couldn't
possibly go alone.
307
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,330
What if I got stuck
back in time?
308
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,458
Although, it couldn't be
worse than the present.
309
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,713
Okay, I'll go with you.
310
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,006
[Darrin] Sam.
311
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,968
Did you see
what happened to the tower?
312
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:55,097
Uh, probably due to a tremor.
313
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,557
You know something?
314
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,768
We're never going to be able
to talk business with the count
315
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,020
while this is going on.
316
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,065
Uh, Larry, uh, don't
you feel like a drink?
317
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,608
I certainly do.
318
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,571
Sam?
Mmm-hmm?
319
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,867
Am I correct in assuming
what I'm assuming?
320
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,118
Oh!
321
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,123
Well, I'm afraid so
322
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,876
but I think
I have the solution.
323
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,419
What's that?
324
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,755
Esmeralda and I are going
for a little walk.
325
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,133
Where?
326
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,010
Down memory lane.
327
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,345
Now, you go and
have a drink with Larry.
328
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,138
And we'll be back
in a minute.
329
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,141
Now, we have no
time to lose. Oh.
330
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:40,893
Come on.
331
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:41,978
You ready?
332
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,772
No. But let's go anyway.
333
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,232
Well, uh, first,
334
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,484
uh, we'll need
some traveling clothes.
335
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,282
Oh, Sam,
it's just beautiful.
336
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,450
Oh, there's nothing like
these old-fashioned clothes.
337
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,994
And, oh, you look lovely.
Yeah, yeah, well, thank you.
338
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,163
Uh, now, that's
enough. That's enough.
339
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,709
Time and tide,
340
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,294
wind and sea.
341
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,714
Back to Bonano's age
go we.
342
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,215
Master builder,
cursed by fate.
343
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,344
Esmeralda's ancient date.
344
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,440
There he is.
345
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,530
Hello, Bonano.
346
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:38,075
I'm busy. Just leave
my lunch on the scaffold.
347
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,328
Aren't you even
going to say hello?
348
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,537
Hello.
349
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,498
He's not much
of a talker, is he?
350
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:51,297
Ah, well, well, well!
351
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,884
I didn't know
that you brought company.
352
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,552
Just like old times.
353
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,224
I am Bonano pisano.
354
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,601
Master builder.
355
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,811
Famous throughout Italy.
356
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,648
I am a genius.
357
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,858
My work is half my life.
358
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,444
Oh, well, if
this is the other half,
359
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,570
forget it.
360
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,657
How about, uh,
joining me for lunch?
361
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,535
What did you bring?
362
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,038
Well, I didn't have
a chance to get it.
363
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,373
What would you like?
364
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:29,210
Mmm, a couple of those, uh,
tower specials of yours.
365
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,545
Roast beef,
Swiss cheese and turkey.
366
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,214
You will love it.
367
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,090
Be sure and make
the roast beef lean.
368
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,509
Right.
369
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,804
One tower and make it lean.
370
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:05,788
I'm ruined!
371
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,665
What will I tell
everybody?
372
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,963
Maybe
they won't notice.
373
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,631
Come on,
we gotta fly.
374
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,935
Believe me, trying to
talk to Count Bracini now
375
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:31,147
is like trying to do business
during an earthquake.
376
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,107
The man simply
isn't in the mood to...
377
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,825
[Darrin] Count Bracini, we
were just talking about you.
378
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,246
I'm afraid I have
but a moment.
379
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,039
I come to explain
to the signorina
380
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,208
why I cannot have dinner
with her and to say goodbye.
381
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,334
You're leaving?
382
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,587
Yes. I am flying to Rome.
383
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,130
I have a meeting with
the minister of the interior
384
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,798
concerning the tower.
385
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,301
Now, gentlemen, I know I have
neglected our business together
386
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,136
and for this, I apologize.
387
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,430
Oh, that's
perfectly all right.
388
00:21:05,388 --> 00:21:07,057
And where is Esmeralda?
389
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,350
Uh, here she is.
390
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,146
[Bracini] Signorina,
391
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,231
I am obliged
to go to Rome.
392
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,692
I wish to say goodbye
393
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:17,859
and to express my...
394
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,286
[Larry] It's leaning!
395
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,246
[Darrin] Well, how about that?
396
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,248
How can that be?
397
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,209
Whatever straightened it,
398
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:36,253
uh, obviously
made it lean again.
399
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,630
Well, that's
my guess, too.
400
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,632
So, now that everything
is straightened out,
401
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,801
or rather,
402
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:45,179
now that it's back
to not being straight,
403
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,640
can we sit down and talk
about your account?
404
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,183
Impossible!
405
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,518
Why?
406
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,394
Who knows
how the tower has suffered
407
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,355
from the result
of these changes?
408
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,565
It doesn't look like
it's suffering to me.
409
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,150
Not half
as much as I am.
410
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:02,112
Nevertheless, I must go to
the mayor's office immediately
411
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,864
and discuss
with the city engineers.
412
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,282
Excuse me.
413
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,873
You know something?
414
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,626
I'm beginning to wish I'd never
heard of the Leaning Tower.
415
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,544
Mmm.
416
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,421
I've been wishing
that for 800 years.
417
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,717
What?
418
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:26,929
Um, what she means
is that you're depressed,
419
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,722
life just seems that long.
420
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,474
Oh.
421
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,686
Now, what have
you got to say?
422
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,441
Uh, uh, how about, uh,
423
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,027
Hello, Esmeralda.
424
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,863
Arrivederci, Pisa.
425
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:58,878
Esmeralda,
426
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,505
you have simply got
to stop blaming yourself.
427
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,592
There are some things
that are beyond our control.
428
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,636
Everything's
beyond my control.
429
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:10,347
I'd be better off
just giving up
430
00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:13,475
and turning myself
into something harmless.
431
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,185
Maybe a bird.
432
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,770
Or a zebra.
433
00:23:16,811 --> 00:23:19,815
I've always looked good
in stripes.
434
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:23,359
With your luck, you'd probably
wind up a zebra with feathers.
435
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:24,904
Then you agree?
436
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:28,240
No. No, I didn't
mean that. I just...
437
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,492
Sam, the count's back.
He just drove up.
438
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,288
The news is Terrifico.
439
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,455
The tower's okay?
440
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:36,874
Yes. The engineers
have checked,
441
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:40,127
and the tower
is as strong as ever.
442
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,670
Oh, did you
hear that, Sam?
443
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,464
Did you hear that,
Esmeralda?
444
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,132
But what is
really stupendous
445
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,176
Is the reaction
around the world.
446
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,261
The interest,
the concern.
447
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,680
Headlines
in all the newspapers.
448
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,641
And they predict
that our tourism
449
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,809
will double
in the coming year!
450
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:56,977
Well!
451
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,939
So actually, it was all
a blessing, wasn't it?
452
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,273
Exactly.
453
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:04,609
Oh, that's Terrifico.
454
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,196
See, your Italian's
coming back.
455
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,696
Si.
456
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,327
Now, can we sit down
and talk business?
457
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,704
Business?
At a time like this?
458
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:16,664
Of course not.
459
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,582
We are going to celebrate.
460
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:21,167
There is a party at my house.
461
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,671
Come, cara mia.
462
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,048
Oh!
463
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:33,055
Well, we, uh, might
as well join them.
464
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:34,431
Yeah,
465
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,016
but what are
we celebrating?
466
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:41,939
Oh, did you see the look
in Esmeralda's eyes?
467
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,108
I'm so happy for her.
468
00:24:44,148 --> 00:24:45,734
Do you see
the look in my eyes?
469
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,654
Oh, yes.
470
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,865
The left one does look
a wee bit angry
471
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,368
so I think I'll just ignore
that one the time being.
472
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,830
Buf fa, buff a?
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