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How did
a nice little witch like Samantha
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get mixed up with a big
bad wolf like Henry VIII?
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It all started in
the Tower of London
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when Samantha
got carried away
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by the plight of
a warlock named Herbie.
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I don't know if your powers are
strong enough to... to release me,
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but I beg of you,
please try.
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But it seems to me
you've served your sentence.
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And that is
where Samantha made her big mistake.
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Sam, what...
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Where did he come from?
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Darrin blew his top.
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But that wasn't the topper.
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This was the topper.
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Who gave you the right
to reverse my curse?
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Nobody. And I apologize.
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Apology not accepted.
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Now put him back
where he belongs.
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Okay, okay.
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Now, I'll show you
what we do with meddlers.
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Oh, Malvina...
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This trip through time
will teach you a lesson
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in others' affairs
not to mess in.
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Back to Henry VIII go you.
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The moment you meet him
is the moment you'll rue.
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And that's how
Samantha got carried away
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to the court of Henry VIII.
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♪ Early one morning
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♪♪ust as the sun was rising
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♪ I heard a maid singing
in the vale below
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♪ Oh, don't deceive me
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♪ Oh, never leave me
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♪ How could you use
a poor maiden so? ♪
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Ah!
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Endora explained
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that in order to get Samantha
back from the 16th century,
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Darrin would have to
go back to that time,
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find Samantha,
and win her with a kiss.
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Place this talisman
around your neck.
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When you need me,
put it between your teeth
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and flap your arms like this.
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And do this.
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You're kidding.
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No!
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As Darrin
started in pursuit of Samantha,
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His Majesty, Henry VIII,
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was engaged in
exactly the same activity.
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We are the champion wrestler
of the British Isles.
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Well, then shouldn't we pick
on someone our own size?
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We shall make you
a lady-in-waiting.
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And just between
you and me,
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you won't have to do
much waiting.
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Ugh!
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♪ Of all the birds
that ever I see
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♪ The owl is the fairest
in her degree
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♪ For all the day long
she sits in a tree
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♪ And when the night comes,
away flies she
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♪ Tu whit tu whoo
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♪ To whom drinks thou?
Sir knave, to you
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♪ This song is well sung
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♪ I make you a vow
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♪ And he is a knave
that drinketh now
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♪ Nose, nose, jolly red nose
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♪ And who gave thee
that jolly red nose?
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♪ Cinnamon and ginger,
nutmeg and cloves
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♪ And that gave me
my jolly red nose ♪
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That was lovely.
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Thank you, sire.
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Come and sit here
beside us, my sweet.
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Do you like us?
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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Well, then why don't you
show us some affection?
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Well, uh, how can I?
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Neither of you
ever stops eating.
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You there!
Take these mounts.
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You give them
a good cooling.
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We've ridden posthaste
from the Tower.
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Uh, excuse me.
Uh, who is that singing?
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♪ She sits in a tree...
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That is
the King's new favorite.
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Already?
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You may well say that.
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If I do not mistake
the signs,
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she is fated to take the
place of poor Catherine.
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Uh, Catherine?
What happened to her?
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Are you deaf, man?
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Did you not hear
the cannons proclaim
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the sad news
early this morning?
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Sad news?
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When the Queen
lost her head.
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You mean...
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Precisely.
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How can you be so sure that
the King is serious about this lady?
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These are
the late Queen's jewels.
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We were sent to
the Tower to fetch them
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so His Majesty could
present them to his lady love.
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What do you think, boy?
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Is that serious?
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Oh, boy, is that serious!
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♪ Nose, nose, jolly red nose
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♪ And who gave thee
that jolly red nose?
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♪ Cinnamon and ginger,
nutmeg and cloves
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♪ That gave me
my jolly red nose ♪
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Yes?
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[Chamberlain] We've
come with the jewels, sire.
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Enter, enter!
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Stop.
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What do you want?
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You... You're needed
right away downstairs.
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The jewels are all here
and accounted for?
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With the exception
of a pearl necklace that...
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That needs restringing.
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Uh, open this, my sweet.
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Yes?
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The pastry tray, Your Majesty.
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[Henry] Enter, enter!
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Your Majesty!
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That will be yours, my lovely.
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Oh.
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But I've done nothing
to deserve this.
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You will.
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May we speak with Your
Majesty privately a moment?
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It concerns the reaction of the
crowd at this morning's... event.
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Pastry, uh, milady?
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No, thank you.
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You really don't
recognize me, do you?
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Should I?
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I know you don't
remember anything, but...
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Well, look into my eyes.
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Look deep.
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Don't you see anything?
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Yes.
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Why are your eyes
so bloodshot?
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Probably because I'm having
a nervous breakdown.
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Just give me a little kiss,
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and it'll all
come back to you.
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What?
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Uh, think, think.
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I'm Darrin, your husband.
You're Samantha.
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I'm a mortal.
You're a witch.
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Now, please try to remember.
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Why?
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Sounds like
a good thing to forget.
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You've got to get out of here
while they're talking.
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Unhand me, you peasant!
Unhand me.
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Zounds!
What knavery is this?
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Pastry, Me Majesty.
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For this you shall die!
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Your Majesty, I beg of
you, restrain yourself.
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Another killing now will only
inflame the people further.
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Yes, let's not inflame
the people.
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Oh, Sam, please,
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one little kiss and all this
will make sense to you.
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Take him away.
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Your Majesty, spare him.
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Why?
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Why not?
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What?
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Well, it's obvious the poor
man has lost his senses.
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Oh, well.
Summon the guards
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and have him
thrown into the dungeon.
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Take him from my sight.
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Wait a minute.
You can't do this to me.
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I'm not even
a British citizen.
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Why did he call me
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Sam?
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We don't know.
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But for that alone,
we shall have him beheaded.
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Hey, what are you doing there?
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Hey, there.
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You there.
Hey, what are you doing?
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Hey there,
what are you doing?
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What is it?
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I... I was just wondering,
uh, what you were doing?
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It don't take much brains
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to figure out this ain't for
butchering chickens, do it?
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No, it don't. Don't.
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Lucky for you, His Majesty
is busy having a masked ball.
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Because I haven't
got the orders yet.
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Endora,
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I never dreamed
I'd welcome your interference,
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but here goes.
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In trouble again?
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Again? I've never
been out of it.
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We've got to get to
Samantha right away.
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The King executed
his fifth wife this morning,
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and he's planning to make
Sam number six in the big parade.
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That is grim.
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What are you waiting for?
Open the door.
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And how would you suggest
I do that?
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Give it a zap.
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For your information, Darwin,
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since this is
the 16th century,
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I do not have my powers.
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Why not?
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Because it's the 16th century,
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and I wasn't even born yet.
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Could have fooled me.
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Look here, Durweed,
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I only have the power
to get here
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and to leave here.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm only staying because
Samantha needs her mama.
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But if you don't have
your powers,
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how are you gonna
get me out of here?
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Well,
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I'll just have to use
my native ingenuity.
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I'm dead.
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You there!
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Come here at once.
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What are you doing here?
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There are
no visitors allowed.
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For your information,
my good man,
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I am not a visitor.
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I am here by the order
of His Majesty Henry VIII,
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King of England, France
and King of Ireland.
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You are?
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He has asked me to check on
the conditions of the prisoners.
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I am appalled.
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You are?
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This prisoner has a gold coin
in his possession.
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Give me the coin.
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There.
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You see?
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You know
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that prisoners are
not to have gold.
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Your eyes are
getting very heavy.
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Gold is the root of all evil.
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You're getting so tired.
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And this chain is definitely
a dangerous weapon.
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You want to sleep.
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Sleep.
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Sleep.
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He's out.
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Oh, wouldn't you know it?
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Oh, Durwood.
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Durwood, wake up! Wake up!
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Oh, Endora,
am I glad to see you.
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I was having this
ridiculous nightmare
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that I was back
in the 16th...
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It's a real nightmare.
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Here, take the coin.
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Now, tell me this,
did you try...
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Did you try to
approach Samantha?
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Oh, yes.
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And she wouldn't have
a thing to do with me.
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Oh, if that had only happened
when you first met.
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Now, come on.
Let's find Samantha.
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No, wait.
What?
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What about him?
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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I'll give him
a post-hypnotic suggestion.
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When you wake,
you'll feel rotten.
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Come on.
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Where is she?
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There.
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Do I look okay?
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Splendid.
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The court tailor was a very
easy subject, wasn't he?
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That was lovely,
my dear.
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We are very pleased.
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Thank you, Your Majesty.
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Endora, quick
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Before the music
starts again,
266
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,882
you've got to
get to Samantha.
267
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,426
Getting to Samantha
is no problem,
268
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,844
but trying to convince her
269
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,180
that you'd make a better
husband than Henry VIII
270
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,183
doesn't make
too much sense.
271
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,644
Hope I can do it without
choking on the words.
272
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:22,023
Just convince her, and
you can choke afterwards.
273
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,984
Your Majesty.
274
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:34,702
Milady,
I'm very happy for you.
275
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,287
I know
you don't remember me,
276
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,831
but your mother and I
were very close.
277
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,833
You knew my mother?
Oh, yes.
278
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,543
Then you know who I am?
279
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,170
Definitely.
280
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,588
Who am I?
281
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,798
You really want to know?
282
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,009
Oh, yes, yes, desperately.
283
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,345
You see that
young man over there?
284
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,974
Give him a kiss,
just one little kiss,
285
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,935
and it will all
come back to you.
286
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,269
Who are you?
287
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,189
A very close friend
of your mother's,
288
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,942
who, incidentally,
was a very lovely woman.
289
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,027
I don't think
she would approve
290
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,571
of your involvement
with the King.
291
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,949
No. Why not?
292
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:16,953
Well, for one thing,
he's too fat.
293
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,329
He's not fat.
294
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,165
He's just a little short
for his weight.
295
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,042
You mean he'd be thin
296
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,545
if he were 10
or 11 feet tall?
297
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,004
Shh!
298
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,048
Do you want to be
accused of treason?
299
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,259
Oh! Be smart.
300
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,430
Give him a little kiss,
just one little kiss.
301
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,642
Ugh!
302
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,935
You!
303
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,311
Please, don't yell.
304
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,690
I told you
not to show your face.
305
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,858
Now, look, my dear.
306
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,236
Is he not more of
a match for you?
307
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,321
He's young...
308
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,824
And handsome...
309
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,076
And charming.
310
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,578
What's the matter?
311
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:02,330
It's difficult to talk
when one is choking.
312
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,292
Endora,
will you knock it off?
313
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,546
Sam, please, for the
sake of the children.
314
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,215
Children?
315
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,134
Well, they're not
born yet.
316
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,970
But they will be if you'll
just cooperate a little.
317
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,848
I beg your pardon.
318
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,474
Oh, Sam.
319
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,269
Your Majesty...
320
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,770
[Darrin] One little kiss.
321
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,691
Sam, just one little kiss.
322
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,943
[Henry] Guards! Seize this wretch!
323
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,403
How did he escape
from the dungeon?
324
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,281
I know not, sire, unless
it be by the use of magic.
325
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,618
You must be out of your
senses to show your face here.
326
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,036
I didn't mean
to show my face.
327
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,203
My mask slipped.
328
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:43,705
We were undecided
about your fate,
329
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,625
but now, by Heaven,
330
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,542
you shall be beheaded!
331
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:48,711
Away!
332
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,213
Wait!
333
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,299
I... If it please
Your Majesty,
334
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,676
this lady was
very close to my mother.
335
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:56,844
Oh.
336
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,390
Now what is it?
337
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,435
Why not have some fun
with him first?
338
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,311
Hmm.
339
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,063
What did you have
in mind?
340
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,482
Well, your prowess
in wrestling is known
341
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,901
throughout the kingdom,
Your Majesty.
342
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:16,530
How about a match
with this, uh, poltroon?
343
00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:19,282
Oh, ho-ho.
Madam,
344
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,411
between this
spindly figure of a man
345
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,664
and ourselves?
346
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,416
There can be no match.
347
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,836
We would crush him
like a dried leaf.
348
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,296
Well, so what?
349
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,924
He's going to be executed,
anyway.
350
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,342
Thanks, Endora.
351
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,178
I hope your broom
goes bald.
352
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:43,099
I just think
he wants to be coaxed.
353
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,853
Oh, please.
354
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,605
Please, Your Majesty.
355
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,440
It would be so much fun.
356
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,858
Well,
357
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,194
if the sight of blood
358
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,281
and the sound of
bones snapping
359
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,826
will not offend
the ladies...
360
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,871
Very well.
Release him!
361
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,670
Endora, are you crazy?
362
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,298
Oh, it's the only way
to reach Samantha
363
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,093
to strike a responsive
chord in her.
364
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,553
What's going to be struck
365
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,972
is my head against
this marble floor.
366
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,766
Would you rather have it
fall into a basket?
367
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,060
You have to trust me.
368
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,395
Trust you?
369
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,856
That's the funniest thing
I've ever heard.
370
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,566
At least
I'll die laughing.
371
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,698
Stand back, stand back.
Not you.
372
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,742
Ready?
373
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,292
Why, he's nothing
but a coward.
374
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,088
Zounds, man!
375
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,300
This is a wrestling match,
not a footrace.
376
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,969
You pick your sport,
I'll pick mine.
377
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:18,569
Oh! The King is cracking him
like a walnut.
378
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,154
What fun!
379
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,698
Fun? I think it's cruel.
380
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,160
What did you say?
381
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,787
Uncle. Ahh!
382
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,007
I wouldn't want his
death on my conscience.
383
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,434
You've killed him.
384
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,270
Well, wasn't that the idea?
385
00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:56,482
You simply have no feelings,
you big klutz!
386
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:57,817
Klutz?
387
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,318
What is "klutz"?
388
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,280
Thank Heaven he's alive.
389
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:05,366
But he may not be
for long.
390
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,327
Just one kiss
before I go.
391
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,416
Darrin.
392
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,126
Sam.
393
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,294
Zounds!
394
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,338
Come on. Come on.
395
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:23,008
Get up, get up. Hang
on, kids. Here we go!
396
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,686
Where... Where did they go?
397
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,105
Where did who go,
sire?
398
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,357
Oh, my lady,
and that poor foolish knave,
399
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,317
And that woman.
400
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,319
I think, Your Majesty,
I'm not sure,
401
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,655
but I think we are
having a royal dream.
402
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,825
Oh. Well, in that case,
shouldn't we be asleep?
403
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,786
Sire, your wisdom knows
no bounds. Sleep.
404
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,468
There.
405
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,263
The way they have
distorted a famous portrait,
406
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:12,600
it's downright desecration,
is what it is.
407
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:18,564
And as you well know, when
Scotland Yard takes up a case,
408
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,941
they always gets
their man.
409
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,241
You'll have to excuse me,
ladies and gentlemen.
410
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:31,952
This has been a most
unusual day for me.
411
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:35,580
Most unusual day.
412
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,671
Sweetheart,
are you all right?
413
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:46,467
Well, considering I just lost a
wrestling match to Henry VIII, no.
414
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,010
Psst! Psst, psst!
415
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:51,263
My dear
lady, I would like a word with you.
416
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,268
Now look,
417
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,938
I've gotten into enough
trouble because of you.
418
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,356
I was not addressing you.
419
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:04,777
I was addressing that lovely
and gracious lady at your side.
420
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,404
Who?
Me.
421
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,491
You know,
I think he's kind of cute.
422
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,663
My gracious lady.
423
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:18,499
Mother,
why did you do that?
424
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,751
I'm taking him with me.
425
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:21,919
What?
426
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,464
Baby-sitters are allowed to
have friends in, aren't they?
427
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,092
Pay no attention
to them, Herbie.
428
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,513
Sam, you shouldn't have
let her do that.
429
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,141
Well, look at it
this way.
430
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:39,979
Maybe she was tired of just
watching television in the evening.
431
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,148
I was talking
about the painting.
432
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:46,402
It's supposed to be a portrait
of Sir Herbert Wellingford.
433
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,904
Oh. Well, I can fix that.
434
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,617
"The Missing Horseman?"
435
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,161
Sam, that's ridiculous.
436
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,538
Well?
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