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Come on, Sam,
we'll be late.
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Sweetheart,
the Tower of London
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has been standing there
since the year 1000.
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I promise you
it won't go away.
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If that's Larry, uh,
tell him I was lost at sea.
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You think it could be him?
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He knows we're on vacation.
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He knows,
but he doesn't care.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Mother.
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I'll get on the extension.
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Are the children
behaving themselves?
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Oh, they're perfect
little darlings.
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As a matter of fact, they're right
here, and they want to say hello.
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Say, "Hello, Mommy."
Come on.
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Hello, Mommy.
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Yes. Say, "Hello, Daddy."
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Hello, Dad.
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Hey, hello, Adam.
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Hi, sweetheart,
how are you?
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Are you having a good time
with Grandmamma?
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Oh, yeah. This morning we
all went swimming in the pool.
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Pool? What pool?
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We don't have a pool.
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Grandmamma zapped it up.
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What?
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Um, uh, put Grandmamma
back on the phone.
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What is it, Durwood?
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Endora, didn't you promise, on
what you laughingly call your honor,
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not to pull any of that
hocus-pocus in front of the kids?
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Oh, don't get your giblets
in an uproar.
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I removed the pool when the
children were through swimming.
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Darrin, it is not necessary
to thrash this out
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on a long-distance
phone call.
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Oh, don't worry, this call
isn't costing you anything.
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Why not? Because I'm
using Tabitha's phone.
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Now, don't you realize
what a poor example
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you're setting
for the children?
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Now, why couldn't you use
the regular phone?
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Because there's one thing
it can't do.
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[Darrin] What is that?
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This.
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Oh, Endora!
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Did he get the idea,
Samantha?
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Yes, Mother. He got it.
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And now I think
I'm going to get it.
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Bye.
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Don't they look great
in their uniforms?
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[Sam] Uh-huh.
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And they make
a marvelous gin, too.
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Now, centuries ago, people
had the misleading impression
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that the tower was erected
by Julius Caesar,
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right after
he conquered Gaul.
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Now, this happened
not to be the truth.
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Caesar did not build
the Tower of London,
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although he certainly
had the gall to do it.
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A bit of humor never hurts,
I always say.
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But now on to
more serious matters.
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Now, uh, this here room
is hung with portraits
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of previous royal subjects.
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The true facts are the tower was
begun by William the Conqueror
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in the year 1066,
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and has been added to by succeeding
occupants of the British throne.
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You will notice that the
staircase turns... Psst, psst. Psst!
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- Shh!
- ...in a clockwise direction, so,
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in case of an attack, only the
defenders could use their right hand.
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If you follow me, we'll visit
the crypt of St. John's Chapel,
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which was also used
as a prison
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when the dungeons down below
had standing room only.
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Psst, psst. Psst.
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You hissed?
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You could have gotten me
into a lot of trouble.
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Oh, forgive me, madam,
but I'd almost given up hope.
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Would you believe
you're the first witch
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in over 400 years
to take this tour?
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Well, if you're my prize,
I'm not interested.
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Let me explain.
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A hateful witch
placed me under a curse
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and doomed me to remain here
for a thousand years.
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A thou...
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A thousand years?
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That's a long time,
even in the life of a warlock.
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Now, come on, everybody,
stick together
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and follow me
right through here.
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I don't want none of you
gettin' lost
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as we go through
these halls here.
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Right behind me,
that's the way.
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Move along.
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You must have committed
a terrible crime
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to earn this kind
of punishment.
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On the contrary.
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All I did was fall in love
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with a witch in the court
of King Henry VIII
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and ask her to marry me.
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Well, why would the
hateful witch object to that?
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Because I was already married
to the hateful witch.
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Oh. No wonder
she was so hateful.
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I don't know if your powers are
strong enough to... To release me,
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but I beg of you,
please try.
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Well, I don't believe
in philandering,
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but it seems to me
you've served your sentence.
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Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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Now, what could I do
to repay you?
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Well, uh, you... You can start
by letting go of my hand,
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or I... I'll miss
the rest of the tour.
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Sam, what...
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Where did he come from?
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Out of
that painting. I'll explain later.
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Sam, you've just defaced
a national treasure.
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Don't worry, I'll
un-deface it in a minute.
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Who is this varlet?
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He's no varlet,
he's my husband.
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We will
ascend to the 2nd floor
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to visit the royal
apartments. Uh-oh.
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I'll try and head them off.
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Do something with him.
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My dear lady, I am
forever in your gratitude.
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I'm your slave.
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Well, uh, sorry,
but we're fully staffed.
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I see you're still at it,
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you wretched rogue!
You knave!
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Malvina, oh, please.
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I've suffered long enough.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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And as for you,
you miserable little witch,
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who gave you the right
to reverse my curse?
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Nobody. And I apologize.
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Apology not accepted.
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Now put him back
where he belongs.
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Okay, okay.
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I... I don't know how this
pebble got in my shoe.
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I'll just be a second.
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Very well, sir.
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But it'd help
a lot all around
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if you wouldn't go
traipsing off by yourself.
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Just be a banana
and stick with the bunch.
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I'll show you
what we do with meddlers.
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Oh, Malvina...
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This trip through time
will teach you a lesson,
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in others' affairs,
not to mess in.
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Back to Henry VIII go you.
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The moment you meet him
is the moment you'll rue.
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Cou... Could you tell me
what place this is?
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What place? Marry, 'tis a place
where the King changes wives
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as often as
a woman changes her mind.
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Wh... What's that?
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The King's fifth wife
just lost her head.
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You mean they shoot off the
cannon every time she gets angry?
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Uh, no, child, it's, uh...
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You mean...
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It seems to be
less troublesome than divorce.
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Bless you, my child.
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Yes, I'll accept the call.
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Hello, Durwood.
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What do you mean
Samantha's gone?
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How can you
lose a grown woman?
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I didn't lose her.
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She ran off with a nobleman?
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Oh, how wonderful.
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Didn't run off
with a nobleman.
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Oh, what a shame.
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Oh, in a painting?
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A curse? I see!
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This could be serious,
Durwood.
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If it wasn't,
would I be calling you?
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I think I better get Esmeralda
to mind the children.
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I'll meet you in front of
the painting right away.
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Right away?
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Yes. If I get there first,
I'll start without you.
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♪ The
hunt is up, the hunt is up
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♪ And it is well-nigh day
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♪ And Harry our king
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♪ Is hunting
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♪ To bring his deer to bay
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♪ The hunt is up,
the hunt is up
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♪ And it is well-nigh day
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♪ And Harry our king... ♪
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Greetings to you all.
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My Lord.
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Good morrow,
my Lord Chamberlain!
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You've come in good time.
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The King sorely needs
your cheer.
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Aye, we heard the cannon
proclaim the sad news.
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Chop and change,
chop and change.
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Now, we'll have none of that,
if you please.
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Come, masters, I'll
show you to your quarters.
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Come along.
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Excuse me.
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What manner of costume
is that?
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Is there anything wrong
with it?
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It is to say the least,
uh, minimal covering.
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When you appear before His
Majesty, you'd better maxify it.
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B... But...
Go along now.
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This way.
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This way. Make yourselves
ready, masters.
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The King is even now
in the dining hall.
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Burying his sorrow in
the roast beef?
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Enough, or you
will be made to leave.
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As long as I do not
leave here headfirst
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like the Queen.
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[Chamberlain] Cease these jackanapes.
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I will send word
when you must appear.
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And find this one
some clothing
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more suitable
to the occasion.
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Well, now, mistress, can
you do something to entertain?
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I, uh...
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I don't know.
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Then why are you here?
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Isn't it obvious?
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She is a very special friend
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of the Chamber.
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Apparently, I seem to have no
trouble entertaining all of you.
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Touche.
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Just a little jest.
No offense.
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A foolish jest at my expense!
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A rhyme!
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Art thou then a poet?
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Be still.
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Can you sing or dance a jig
or play an instrument?
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I seem to remember
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playing something like this
when I was a child.
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I... It's called a lute.
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Then you shall sing and play
for His Majesty,
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and I will teach you
some of his favorites.
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Right this way,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Just follow me.
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Up here, Dagwood.
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What are you doing there?
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Horsing around.
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Will you cut that out?
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I'm just getting
some information.
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I don't know if they still
imprison people here
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and I'd rather not find out.
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Now, will you
get out of there?
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I was getting the necessary
information from Herbie.
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Samantha has been zapped back
to the court of Henry VIII,
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in the year 1542.
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Henry VIII the 8th?
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How terribly clever of you
to figure that out.
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Oh!
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Poor Catherine.
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She had a lovely neck.
What a pity, huh?
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A pity indeed, sire.
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At least she got rid of those
chronic headaches of hers.
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Hmm?
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They say that a man
cannot live with a wife
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nor without one,
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but after five failures,
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I'm determined never again
to so much as look at another...
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♪ Early one morning
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♪♪ust as the sun was rising
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♪ I heard a maiden
singing in the vale below
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Look at another what, sire?
Shh! Shh!
254
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,071
♪ Oh, don't deceive me
Oh, never leave me
255
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:11,160
♪ How could you use
a poor maiden so?
256
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:19,794
♪ Remember the vows
that you made to your Mary
257
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:24,340
♪ Remember the bower
where you vowed to be true
258
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:28,636
♪ Oh, don't deceive me
Oh, never leave me
259
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:34,809
♪ How could you use
a poor maiden so?
260
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:44,193
♪ Oh, gay is the garland
and fresh are the roses
261
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:48,322
♪ I've culled a garden
to bind on thy brow
262
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,785
♪ Oh, don't deceive me
Oh, never leave me
263
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:58,875
♪ How could you use
a poor maiden so? ♪
264
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,404
Rise and be seated.
265
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,870
What is your name,
dear child?
266
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,246
I know not.
267
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,749
I know not?
What a strange name.
268
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,250
You must be Irish.
269
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:46,214
But, uh,
you have a lovely voice.
270
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,424
Oh, thank you,
Your Majesty.
271
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,552
My late wife, Catherine,
used to sing to me.
272
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:52,762
But now...
273
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:01,812
Would you like to stay in the
palace and take Catherine's place?
274
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,898
As a singer, I mean.
275
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,070
Well, uh, if it please,
Your Majesty.
276
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,989
I can only hope
that like your late wife,
277
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,782
I do not lose my...
278
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,285
Voice.
279
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,628
Because of Malvina's curse,
280
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,840
Samantha has no powers
and can't return to the present,
281
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:35,263
unless someone in this century
woos and wins her with a kiss.
282
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,640
Guess who's elected?
283
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,517
You're... You're joking.
284
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,102
There's more.
285
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,688
Not only does Samantha
not have her witchcraft,
286
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:47,441
but she doesn't even know
who she is, nor who you are.
287
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:51,862
Beautiful. Now I'm supposed
to kiss a perfect stranger.
288
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,323
What's to stop her
from slapping me in the face?
289
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,617
Fortunately, nothing.
290
00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:00,162
One thing about your mean
streak, Endora, it's consistent.
291
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,747
Now let's get going.
292
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,457
But first...
293
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,794
First you need
an appropriate costume.
294
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,843
Yes. Yes, of course.
295
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,390
Thanks a lot!
296
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,142
Why couldn't I have
the nobleman's clothes?
297
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,686
Because you'll be a lot
more believable as a peasant.
298
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,522
But I...
Quiet!
299
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,898
But what about the paint...
Quiet!
300
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,861
Backward, turn backward.
301
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,696
Oh, time, in thy flight,
302
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,867
take this peasant
away from my sight,
303
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,703
back to the time
of Henry VIII,
304
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:45,708
who was long on wives
but short on faith.
305
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,855
Excuse me,
could you tell me
306
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,316
how far it is to the
court of King Henry VIII?
307
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,984
Oh, you have a long,
long way to go.
308
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,070
Are you sure?
309
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,237
Oh, positive.
310
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,615
You see, this is
the court of Henry I.
311
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,663
Terrific.
That was beautiful, Endora.
312
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,082
You only missed the target
by 500 years.
313
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:29,710
But I guess at your age, your
powers are bound to slip a little.
314
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,721
Would you care
to repeat that?
315
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,224
No. But I knew it
would get to you.
316
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,227
You sent me back
to the time of Henry I.
317
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,561
Well, so what?
I was only seven Henrys off.
318
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,481
Seven Henrys and 500 years.
319
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,442
A mere tick
of the universal Tock.
320
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,528
Okay, let's try again.
321
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,406
First, I think we'd better
take a little precaution.
322
00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:02,785
In case you get into trouble
again, which you undoubtedly will.
323
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:09,458
Place this talisman
around your neck.
324
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:13,963
When you need me,
put it between your teeth
325
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,465
and flap your arms like this.
326
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,095
And do this.
327
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,603
You're kidding.
328
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,981
Well, if you'd rather
go it alone...
329
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,898
No, no, I'll keep it.
330
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,277
Are you ready?
331
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,195
Just, uh, watch your aim.
332
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,655
Silence!
333
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,118
Backward, turn backward.
334
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,619
Oh, time, in thy flight,
335
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:50,166
back to the past
with the speed of light.
336
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,711
To Henry's time,
let's check the date,
337
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:57,798
and do not pass
Henry number eight.
338
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,242
Ah, what did the King say?
339
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,036
Did our poor efforts
please him?
340
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,497
He was very complimentary.
341
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,873
You were a smash.
342
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,249
What does that mean?
343
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,752
I, uh...
344
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,880
I... I think it means,
"You were superb."
345
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,215
As were you.
346
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,593
We would be most honored if
you would wish to join our company.
347
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,012
Are you mad?
348
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,888
Do you imagine for a moment,
349
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:50,017
that the lion of England
would let this cub go?
350
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,853
Nay, she is for his den.
351
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,146
Mind him not.
352
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,856
He has a bell clapper
for a tongue.
353
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,442
[Chamberlain] His Majesty, the King.
354
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,904
Arise, rise, rise.
355
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:06,867
We could not let you depart without
paying our respects to each of you.
356
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:10,371
You are truly masters
of your profession.
357
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,289
Thank you,
my gracious liege.
358
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,375
You are very much
to be congratulated.
359
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,294
You, sir, you, sir,
you, sir,
360
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:20,297
you, sir, and you, sir,
361
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,842
out!
362
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,511
Come, come. I'm sure you must
all be anxious to be on your way.
363
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,471
No, no, no, wait!
I... I'm going with you.
364
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,599
But we desire you to stay.
365
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,227
Is that a command?
366
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,895
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
367
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:38,107
We would not dream of forcing
you to stay against your will.
368
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,067
You may do as you wish.
369
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:45,071
We only suggest that you will
find the palace more comfortable
370
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,198
than the dungeon.
371
00:22:48,157 --> 00:22:49,785
Good luck and goodbye.
372
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:19,064
Are you afraid of us?
373
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,233
No, Your Majesty.
374
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,484
Good.
375
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,948
Will you stop retreating?
376
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,993
I... I will,
if you stop advancing.
377
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,537
Very well.
378
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,504
No use to struggle,
my dear.
379
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:47,051
We are the champion wrestler
of the British Isles.
380
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:51,513
Uh, then shouldn't we pick on
someone our own size?
381
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,848
Do you realize
382
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:56,101
how many women would be
delighted to change places with you?
383
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,938
Uh, good. Why don't we
call one of them?
384
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,026
Delightful sense of humor!
385
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,653
Perhaps, um...
386
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:09,281
Perhaps we should
make you our wife.
387
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,741
What do you say to that?
388
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:14,494
Well, uh, Your Majesty,
I... I may not know much,
389
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,414
but I do know
that you are a no-no.
390
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:20,250
Are you saying
391
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:24,421
that you would not care
to be the wife of Henry VIII?
392
00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:28,092
With... With all due respect,
Your Majesty, no.
393
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,969
Why not?
394
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:34,890
Well, frankly, your wife
expectancy isn't too great.
395
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:41,146
I know. We'll make you
a lady-in-waiting.
396
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:44,316
And just between you and me,
397
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,443
you won't have to do
much waiting.
398
00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,988
Ugh!
399
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:57,079
How does
a nice little witch like Samantha
400
00:24:57,121 --> 00:25:01,417
get out of the clutches of a
big, bad wolf like Henry VIII?
401
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:04,712
Next week on Bewitched.
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