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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen...
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...and welcome once again
to The Crazy Daisy Show.
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We have sophisticated entertainment,
a window into reality...
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...a breath of cold air
from another world.
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As the Chastity Belt Foundation
and the Aristotlese Aplanalp chain stores...
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...proudly present the semifinalists
in the Miss World 1984 Contest!
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
it gives me a great deal of pleasure...
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...to present Mrs. Martha Aplanalp,
well-known philanthropist...
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...and chairman of the Chastity Belt Foundation.
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A great sponsor and a great mother.
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Dear Mrs. Martha, first the question,
why the Chastity Belt Foundation?
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Surely in these modern times
that seems to be a bit old-fashioned.
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Oh, we're not old-fashioned -
not in the least.
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At Chastity Belt,
there are no metals...
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...no elastic supports...
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...no tranquilizers.
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Through the guidance
of our sensational method...
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...your own body kills the animal.
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We advocate simple triumph of the will.
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It is painless and ever so rewarding.
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No wild dreams.
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No... no peculiar behavior.
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Solid health and purposeful direction.
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It's so good to hear about health
and purposeful direction in these sick times.
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- Right on! Sock it to me, baby.
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A network of muscles forms the protective
armor around the pelvic region.
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If not controlled and kept at bay...
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...wild impulses will turn everyone
into beastly animals...
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...chaotic natural beings.
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Semifinalists from 77 countries have been
selected and sent here this evening.
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They are, of course,
the most desirable, prominent...
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...and well-preserved virgins available.
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This year's stake for the lucky
young winner is $50 billion.
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Fifty billion dollars, the estimated fortune of Mr. Aplanalp...
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...uh, Mrs. Martha Aplanalp's boy, her pride and joy.
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The richest bachelor in the world...
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...who decided suddenly this summer
to give up his bachelorhood...
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...to sponsor the Miss World Contest
and marry the winner...
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...the most cherished girl
on the planet Earth.
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There's a saying in the Aplanalp family:
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"When we buy something, we buy the best,
and we buy it brand-new".
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Mittlefinger.
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Turn over here, Doctor.
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Yes, uh, Dr. Mittlefinger
certainly is an extraordinary man.
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Um, has to his credit
the delivery of three army generals...
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...our members of Parliament, Eskimo sextuplets, uh...
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...and, of course, many, many more people...
and women.
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I, uh - I'm really thrilled to be able
to perform at this important function...
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...and, uh, I'm anticipating
some delightful specimens.
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Each new flower brings a new joy,
a new excitement.
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- Can we start the show?
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Of course.
Uh, so let's meet now the first contestant...
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Miss Southern Rhodesia.
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Another historical moment, a window into reality...
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...an event never attempted
live on television before...
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...and coming to you on The Crazy Daisy Show.
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If you'll just step up here.
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Would you be good enough to remove your pants?
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Oh, my pleasure.
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- Dr. Mittlefinger...
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...brilliant master of deep insights
and even deeper insights.
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Innovative explorer of the abysses
of the human body and soul.
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Tell us, Miss, uh, Southern Rhodesia.
Tell us, how do you feel now?
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Oh, I'm great. Oh!
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What's happening?
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You're tickling me.
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I'm really sensitive.
You're tickling me with your little light.
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This little light.
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Now, ladies and gentlemen,
we proudly present Miss Congo.
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Remove your panties please, honey.
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Hey, baby. You mean my bananas?
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Oh, yes, of course. Delicious.
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There are different types of hymen,
a delicate little piece of skin...
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...that informs us about a girl's initiation
into the world of adult pleasures.
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I mean the sinful, disgusting pleasures of the flesh...
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...and unusual sensual...
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...excitation.
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Now, here comes Miss Yugoslavia,
a picture of radiant health.
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Yes, well, this young lady
is certainly self-assured.
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Now, moving right along, folks...
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...let's meet Mademoiselle Canada.
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Would you take your pants off, please?
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I don't wear any.
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You never wear any pants?
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Not for a special occasion like this.
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Splendid. Splendid.
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By far the most beautiful thing here.
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In all my years of practice,
I've never seen anything so sweet.
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A rosebud.
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When I buy something, I always buy the best.
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You know, yesterday,I bought a diamond mine
in South Africa.
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Today, another buy.
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The best-bred bride available.
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Must be about 785 diamonds in there.
You know that?
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- About that?
- Oh, yeah. Maybe more.
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And they all came from my diamond mine.
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Yeah!
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Yes, sir, baby.
Here we go.
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Yeah. Hand-carved.
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- You know who this fella is?
- No.
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That's Karl. Karl Marx!
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Yeah.
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He's the guy that shot the Russian czar. Yeah.
Shot him dead, right in the head. Yeah.
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That started World War I, honey. Yeah!
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I got it from a Russian business connection.
Yeah.
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He buys a lot of my diamonds.
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- You see that little fountain down there?
- Yes.
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That's my next buy. Yeah!
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It's gonna be my biggest undertaking
in landscape architecture.
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I'm gonna buy it from the Canadian government.
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I'm gonna renovate it, redecorate it.
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Get rid of the water, turn off the falls.
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I'm gonna install an electronic, synthetic...
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...laser moving image in livin' color.
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In livin' color, honey! Yeah!
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And we're gonna have
a huge quadraphonic sound system.
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Yeah! Of the royal waters. Yeah!
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We're gonna have the best
sight and sound system available. Yeah.
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Unaffected by weather conditions.
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My empire.
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Milk for the entire country.
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Let's see the bride.
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- WhooI
- HeyI
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Mama!
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Whoo!
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Now, you may ask,
do I have time for marriage?
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And I simply state that marriage is
a great gimmick for saving money and time...
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...which is money!
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I have come to understand
the real meaning of marriage.
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I simply can't afford any more waste.
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I can't afford any more chaos in my sex life.
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All right. Everyone has to relieve himself,
but why waste it?
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Okay. You bang some broad,
you feel good for a half a second...
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...but then you realize you've gotta
run to the phone to call your doctor...
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...'cause you gotta have a V.D. test.
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You soothe your balls...
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...and you get a headache.
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- That's right, my son.
- Well, not for me no more.
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I guarantee that.
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My mama kept telling me,
''Son, look after your health.''
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Well, Ma, I sure as hell aim to.
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Come over here, honey.
Best little heifer in town. In the world!
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No chemical substitutes.
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All ingredients checked and double-checked...
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...and certified pure.
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Not an easy thing to find these days, is it?
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Well, I done it.
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So now I have acquired a lady of the house...
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...a personal jewel...
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...but above all...
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...a purified sanitation system for unchecked waste.
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey, MamaI Yahoo!
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Hey, MamaI Yahoo!
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* Is there life on the Earth *
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* Is there life after birth *
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* Is there life on the Earth *
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* Is there life after birth *
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* It's a joy to be alive *
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* It's good to be glad *
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* Good to survive *
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* It's great to be mad *
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* It's fun to have nothing *
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* Do things in the nude *
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* Oh, it's sweet to be hungry *
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* It's finger-licking good *
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* Is there life on the Earth *
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* Is there life after birth *
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* Is there life on the Earth *
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* Is there life after birth *
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* Is there life on the Earth *
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* Is there life after birth *
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* Is there life on the Earth *
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* Is there life after birth *
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* It's a joy to be crazy *
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* It's good to be sad *
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* It's good to be lazy *
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* Great to be bad *
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* It's good to be lucky *
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* Good to practice deadly sin *
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* To die for a cause *
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- * To be alive and to win *
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* Is there life on the Earth *
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* Is there life after birth *
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* Is there life on the Earth *
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* Is there life after birth *
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* Is there life on the Earth *
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* Is there life after birth *
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* Is there life on the Earth *
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* Is there life after birth *
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I expected something else to happen.
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Nonsense. He can do anything.
He's the most powerful millionaire in the world.
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Which means, quite simply, that for your own good,
you better forget this marriage.
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Then I think I should get alimony.
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I advise you strongly...
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...to refrain from thinking anything.
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Thinking sometimes
can be a very dangerous exercise.
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Very dangerous indeed.
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Hmm. This is insane.
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Yes.
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Maybe we should ask for
a psychiatric examination.
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There are people with similar symptoms.
They become confused.
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They spend the rest of their lives
behind the walls of asylums.
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- This house is mine!
- Forget itI
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- Alimony!
- Oh, yeah?
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Never!
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Be reasonable!
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Jeremiah.Jeremiah.
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Take care of her,Jeremiah.
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This is mine!
This is mine!
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This is mine! Mine!
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Take care of her, Jeremiah.
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She's overtired.
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She doesn't feel very well.
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Poor girl.
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Where am I? Oh!
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Hitler! Dirty Jew.
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They call me Neanderthal.
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Fascist pig!
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I'm not just anybody.
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Dirty Commie.
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Why, they even wanted to put me on exhibit...
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...in the Museum of Natural Sciences.
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My portrait is used in Szondy's test.
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I am listed in Krafft-Ebing.
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I am a certified psychopath.
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I am even quoted by Lombroso. And...
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...my size is superhuman.
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- Afraid?
- No.
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Hmm.
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I have my own advertising slogan:
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Try me. I'm delicious.
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See this chocolate complexion?
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Try it.
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It's sweet.
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Finger-licking good.
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Ooh.
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I'm Catholic, and it's a spiritual thing for me.
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I'm Muslim, and I have a real thing for you.
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- Oh.
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Oh, you damned foolI
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This is my only property.
This is my diamond mine.
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I'll do something to you
that my father taught me.
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Are you happy?
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- Hello, sir. Where are you off to today?
- Oh. Paris.
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May I have your ticket, please?
Thank you.
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It weighs a ton.
What have you got in there?
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Oh, books. Lots of them.
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Books weigh a lot.
I'm taking a refresher course in philosophy.
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Marcuse, Supek, Vranicki, Sartre.
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- You know, i-i-it's heavy.
- That would be 55 pounds overweight.
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Oh, I'll pay the difference.
253
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Thank you very much.
254
00:35:54,038 --> 00:35:56,006
Thank you.
255
00:37:43,981 --> 00:37:45,949
Oh.
256
00:42:06,343 --> 00:42:09,608
* Is there life on the Earth *
257
00:42:09,713 --> 00:42:12,705
* Is there life after birth *
258
00:42:12,816 --> 00:42:15,444
* Is there life on the Earth *
259
00:42:15,552 --> 00:42:20,717
* Is there life after birth *
260
00:42:23,093 --> 00:42:26,085
* It's a joy to be alive *
261
00:42:26,196 --> 00:42:29,427
* It's good to be glad *
262
00:42:29,533 --> 00:42:32,001
* Good to survive *
263
00:42:32,102 --> 00:42:36,869
* It's great to be mad *
264
00:42:38,175 --> 00:42:40,905
* It's fun to have nothing *
265
00:42:41,011 --> 00:42:43,639
* Do things in the nude *
266
00:42:43,747 --> 00:42:46,682
* Oh, it's sweet to be hungry *
267
00:42:46,783 --> 00:42:50,810
* It's finger-licking good *
268
00:42:50,921 --> 00:42:54,220
* Is there life on the Earth *
269
00:42:54,324 --> 00:42:57,157
* Is there life after birth *
270
00:42:57,261 --> 00:43:00,355
* Is there life on the Earth *
271
00:43:00,464 --> 00:43:02,762
* Is there life after birth *
272
00:43:05,269 --> 00:43:07,703
The portrait. The portrait. Somebody.
273
00:43:07,804 --> 00:43:09,704
The portrait.
Get the portrait in place.
274
00:43:24,988 --> 00:43:27,684
I want you to face
the camera and look terribly Mexican...
275
00:43:27,791 --> 00:43:30,624
...'cause I didn't fly you all over here
to look like a French extra.
276
00:43:30,727 --> 00:43:32,854
- And start to sing very nobly.
277
00:45:00,717 --> 00:45:04,312
Cut! Cut! What's the matter, love, now?
278
00:45:04,421 --> 00:45:07,447
What's got into you? Don't you know
we're working on a limited budget here?
279
00:45:07,557 --> 00:45:10,185
Don't you know I've got to be
back in London by tomorrow night?
280
00:45:10,293 --> 00:45:13,057
Let's do it again, and this time,
let's get it bloody right!
281
00:45:13,163 --> 00:45:15,529
- Rewind. Rewind.
282
00:45:15,632 --> 00:45:17,657
- So, are you ready?
- Ready.
283
00:47:28,398 --> 00:47:30,389
You are so beautiful.
284
00:47:32,702 --> 00:47:35,136
I know.
285
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,583
Your eyes are irresistible.
286
00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:13,241
I must see you tonight.
287
00:48:14,311 --> 00:48:16,506
See me now.
288
00:50:08,425 --> 00:50:10,757
At last! At last!
289
00:50:10,860 --> 00:50:12,828
Instant cinema!
290
00:50:17,767 --> 00:50:19,735
Have you sent for the doctor?
291
00:50:28,244 --> 00:50:30,508
Hello, maestro.
292
00:50:30,613 --> 00:50:34,879
I knew you were a hell of a lover,
but this really knocks me out.
293
00:50:34,984 --> 00:50:36,884
And I am not easily surprised.
294
00:50:36,986 --> 00:50:39,784
Knocks me out too, señor.
295
00:50:58,341 --> 00:51:01,037
- You're gonna cut it off?
- Don't worry. Have no fear.
296
00:51:01,144 --> 00:51:03,408
- Latin lover.
- Sí.
297
00:51:38,615 --> 00:51:40,913
- Can I have an autograph, please?
- Sí. Sí.
298
00:51:41,017 --> 00:51:43,952
- Will you sing something for us, maestro,
please?
299
00:51:44,053 --> 00:51:48,513
* With the motor ofhistory driving me on *
300
00:51:50,627 --> 00:51:56,190
* I'm a wild stallion *
301
00:51:56,299 --> 00:51:58,893
* My golden mane flies in the wind *
302
00:51:59,002 --> 00:52:02,130
* As I seek out good times *
303
00:52:02,238 --> 00:52:06,265
* My valiant sword stands ever ready *
304
00:52:07,811 --> 00:52:13,477
* This wild stallion cannot be tamed *
305
00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:16,108
* Stirring up passion wherever I go *
306
00:52:16,219 --> 00:52:18,119
* This is my song *
307
00:52:21,191 --> 00:52:23,785
* A thousand steeds will rise from my grave *
308
00:57:12,982 --> 00:57:15,382
My name is Anna Planeta.
309
01:01:49,992 --> 01:01:55,658
You can fuck meif you are lucky, Mr. Sugar.
310
01:02:33,069 --> 01:02:35,264
* Three blind mice *
311
01:02:35,371 --> 01:02:37,271
* Three blind mice *
312
01:02:37,373 --> 01:02:39,273
* See how they run *
313
01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:41,400
* See how they run *
314
01:02:41,510 --> 01:02:45,344
* They all ran after the farmer's wife
who cut off their tails with a carving knife *
315
01:02:45,448 --> 01:02:49,043
* Did you ever see such a thing in your life
as three blind mice *
316
01:02:49,151 --> 01:02:51,051
* Three blind mice *
317
01:02:52,154 --> 01:02:55,885
* See how they run
See how they run *
318
01:02:55,991 --> 01:02:59,757
* They all ran after the farmer's wife **
319
01:08:29,691 --> 01:08:32,057
I'm building the head...
320
01:08:32,161 --> 01:08:34,061
...of Immaculate Conception.
321
01:08:35,931 --> 01:08:39,731
Conceive your child in the brains...
322
01:08:39,835 --> 01:08:41,803
...of a...
323
01:23:35,596 --> 01:23:36,995
Go on.
324
01:28:18,679 --> 01:28:21,443
Anna!
325
01:29:34,155 --> 01:29:38,615
Darling, this is going to be the highlight
of your career.
326
01:29:38,726 --> 01:29:42,162
From now on, when people eat chocolate...
327
01:29:42,263 --> 01:29:44,754
I mean the brand we advertise...
328
01:29:44,865 --> 01:29:46,833
...they will not feel the same.
329
01:30:00,948 --> 01:30:04,850
I want them to feel as they're eating you.
330
01:30:05,186 --> 01:30:07,177
Action.
331
01:30:08,289 --> 01:30:10,723
Chocolat.
332
01:30:29,276 --> 01:30:31,437
Okay.
333
01:30:31,545 --> 01:30:33,445
Okay.
334
01:33:15,342 --> 01:33:17,401
Mmm. Right.
335
01:33:17,511 --> 01:33:19,809
We're gonna sell the chocolate.
336
01:33:33,661 --> 01:33:35,891
Beautiful.
337
01:33:35,996 --> 01:33:37,964
Beautiful.
338
01:33:38,065 --> 01:33:40,761
Let everything be known...
339
01:33:40,868 --> 01:33:42,768
...and let everything be clean.
340
01:34:00,854 --> 01:34:04,449
Our scouts had trouble in certain parts of the world.
341
01:34:04,558 --> 01:34:08,961
It's not easy to find a girl
who's both pretty and a virgin.
342
01:34:09,063 --> 01:34:12,624
Our boys did quite a job, I'll tell you.25709
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