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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:54,634 --> 00:01:56,625 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen... 2 00:01:56,736 --> 00:01:58,670 ...and welcome once again to The Crazy Daisy Show. 3 00:01:58,771 --> 00:02:01,899 We have sophisticated entertainment, a window into reality... 4 00:02:02,008 --> 00:02:04,374 ...a breath of cold air from another world. 5 00:02:04,477 --> 00:02:10,040 As the Chastity Belt Foundation and the Aristotlese Aplanalp chain stores... 6 00:02:10,149 --> 00:02:14,813 ...proudly present the semifinalists in the Miss World 1984 Contest! 7 00:02:14,921 --> 00:02:17,685 And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me a great deal of pleasure... 8 00:02:17,790 --> 00:02:20,554 ...to present Mrs. Martha Aplanalp, well-known philanthropist... 9 00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:23,128 ...and chairman of the Chastity Belt Foundation. 10 00:02:23,229 --> 00:02:26,687 A great sponsor and a great mother. 11 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:21,910 Dear Mrs. Martha, first the question, why the Chastity Belt Foundation? 12 00:03:22,021 --> 00:03:24,956 Surely in these modern times that seems to be a bit old-fashioned. 13 00:03:25,057 --> 00:03:27,719 Oh, we're not old-fashioned - not in the least. 14 00:03:27,827 --> 00:03:32,127 At Chastity Belt, there are no metals... 15 00:03:32,231 --> 00:03:34,529 ...no elastic supports... 16 00:03:34,634 --> 00:03:36,534 ...no tranquilizers. 17 00:03:36,636 --> 00:03:39,366 Through the guidance of our sensational method... 18 00:03:39,472 --> 00:03:42,441 ...your own body kills the animal. 19 00:03:43,743 --> 00:03:46,940 We advocate simple triumph of the will. 20 00:03:47,046 --> 00:03:50,209 It is painless and ever so rewarding. 21 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,275 No wild dreams. 22 00:03:53,386 --> 00:03:56,514 No... no peculiar behavior. 23 00:03:56,622 --> 00:03:59,682 Solid health and purposeful direction. 24 00:03:59,792 --> 00:04:03,353 It's so good to hear about health and purposeful direction in these sick times. 25 00:04:03,462 --> 00:04:07,865 - Right on! Sock it to me, baby. 26 00:04:07,967 --> 00:04:13,428 A network of muscles forms the protective armor around the pelvic region. 27 00:04:13,539 --> 00:04:17,305 If not controlled and kept at bay... 28 00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:22,347 ...wild impulses will turn everyone into beastly animals... 29 00:04:22,448 --> 00:04:25,349 ...chaotic natural beings. 30 00:04:26,385 --> 00:04:30,822 Semifinalists from 77 countries have been selected and sent here this evening. 31 00:04:30,923 --> 00:04:33,084 They are, of course, the most desirable, prominent... 32 00:04:33,192 --> 00:04:35,422 ...and well-preserved virgins available. 33 00:04:36,462 --> 00:04:41,229 This year's stake for the lucky young winner is $50 billion. 34 00:04:41,334 --> 00:04:44,701 Fifty billion dollars, the estimated fortune of Mr. Aplanalp... 35 00:04:44,804 --> 00:04:49,070 ...uh, Mrs. Martha Aplanalp's boy, her pride and joy. 36 00:04:49,175 --> 00:04:51,541 The richest bachelor in the world... 37 00:04:51,644 --> 00:04:55,080 ...who decided suddenly this summer to give up his bachelorhood... 38 00:04:55,181 --> 00:04:58,275 ...to sponsor the Miss World Contest and marry the winner... 39 00:04:58,384 --> 00:05:00,750 ...the most cherished girl on the planet Earth. 40 00:05:00,853 --> 00:05:02,753 There's a saying in the Aplanalp family: 41 00:05:02,855 --> 00:05:07,986 "When we buy something, we buy the best, and we buy it brand-new". 42 00:05:08,094 --> 00:05:11,325 And now, ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Mittlefinger. 43 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:15,966 Turn over here, Doctor. 44 00:05:16,068 --> 00:05:18,901 Yes, uh, Dr. Mittlefinger certainly is an extraordinary man. 45 00:05:19,005 --> 00:05:22,771 Um, has to his credit the delivery of three army generals... 46 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:26,276 ...our members of Parliament, Eskimo sextuplets, uh... 47 00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:29,780 ...and, of course, many, many more people... and women. 48 00:05:29,882 --> 00:05:33,613 I, uh - I'm really thrilled to be able to perform at this important function... 49 00:05:33,719 --> 00:05:37,120 ...and, uh, I'm anticipating some delightful specimens. 50 00:05:37,223 --> 00:05:40,818 Each new flower brings a new joy, a new excitement. 51 00:05:40,926 --> 00:05:42,951 - Can we start the show? 52 00:05:43,062 --> 00:05:46,259 Of course. Uh, so let's meet now the first contestant... 53 00:05:46,365 --> 00:05:48,629 Miss Southern Rhodesia. 54 00:05:52,538 --> 00:05:55,939 Another historical moment, a window into reality... 55 00:05:56,042 --> 00:05:58,306 ...an event never attempted live on television before... 56 00:05:58,411 --> 00:06:00,572 ...and coming to you on The Crazy Daisy Show. 57 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,648 If you'll just step up here. 58 00:06:23,302 --> 00:06:25,736 Would you be good enough to remove your pants? 59 00:06:25,838 --> 00:06:27,738 Oh, my pleasure. 60 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,740 - Dr. Mittlefinger... 61 00:06:29,842 --> 00:06:35,371 ...brilliant master of deep insights and even deeper insights. 62 00:06:35,481 --> 00:06:39,884 Innovative explorer of the abysses of the human body and soul. 63 00:06:39,985 --> 00:06:42,715 Tell us, Miss, uh, Southern Rhodesia. Tell us, how do you feel now? 64 00:06:42,822 --> 00:06:46,724 Oh, I'm great. Oh! 65 00:06:46,826 --> 00:06:48,817 What's happening? 66 00:06:48,928 --> 00:06:51,658 You're tickling me. 67 00:06:51,764 --> 00:06:55,291 I'm really sensitive. You're tickling me with your little light. 68 00:06:55,401 --> 00:06:57,665 This little light. 69 00:06:57,770 --> 00:07:00,830 Now, ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present Miss Congo. 70 00:07:18,524 --> 00:07:20,583 Remove your panties please, honey. 71 00:07:20,693 --> 00:07:22,684 Hey, baby. You mean my bananas? 72 00:07:22,795 --> 00:07:26,595 Oh, yes, of course. Delicious. 73 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:37,766 There are different types of hymen, a delicate little piece of skin... 74 00:07:37,877 --> 00:07:42,814 ...that informs us about a girl's initiation into the world of adult pleasures. 75 00:07:44,917 --> 00:07:47,909 I mean the sinful, disgusting pleasures of the flesh... 76 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:50,488 ...and unusual sensual... 77 00:07:50,589 --> 00:07:52,489 ...excitation. 78 00:07:58,731 --> 00:08:02,963 Now, here comes Miss Yugoslavia, a picture of radiant health. 79 00:08:11,177 --> 00:08:14,044 Yes, well, this young lady is certainly self-assured. 80 00:08:53,052 --> 00:08:55,384 Now, moving right along, folks... 81 00:08:55,487 --> 00:08:58,513 ...let's meet Mademoiselle Canada. 82 00:09:19,445 --> 00:09:21,413 Would you take your pants off, please? 83 00:09:21,513 --> 00:09:23,538 I don't wear any. 84 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,743 You never wear any pants? 85 00:09:26,852 --> 00:09:29,320 Not for a special occasion like this. 86 00:09:37,096 --> 00:09:39,860 Splendid. Splendid. 87 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:42,433 By far the most beautiful thing here. 88 00:09:44,503 --> 00:09:49,873 In all my years of practice, I've never seen anything so sweet. 89 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:53,010 A rosebud. 90 00:12:23,529 --> 00:12:26,930 When I buy something, I always buy the best. 91 00:12:27,032 --> 00:12:30,832 You know, yesterday,I bought a diamond mine in South Africa. 92 00:12:30,936 --> 00:12:33,769 Today, another buy. 93 00:12:33,872 --> 00:12:36,340 The best-bred bride available. 94 00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:43,105 Must be about 785 diamonds in there. You know that? 95 00:12:43,215 --> 00:12:45,979 - About that? - Oh, yeah. Maybe more. 96 00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:48,076 And they all came from my diamond mine. 97 00:12:48,187 --> 00:12:51,088 Yeah! 98 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:53,954 Yes, sir, baby. Here we go. 99 00:13:02,801 --> 00:13:04,769 Yeah. Hand-carved. 100 00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:09,140 - You know who this fella is? - No. 101 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:11,641 That's Karl. Karl Marx! 102 00:13:11,743 --> 00:13:13,643 Yeah. 103 00:13:13,745 --> 00:13:17,203 He's the guy that shot the Russian czar. Yeah. Shot him dead, right in the head. Yeah. 104 00:13:17,316 --> 00:13:20,114 That started World War I, honey. Yeah! 105 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:27,720 I got it from a Russian business connection. Yeah. 106 00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:29,726 He buys a lot of my diamonds. 107 00:13:29,828 --> 00:13:32,319 - You see that little fountain down there? - Yes. 108 00:13:32,431 --> 00:13:34,331 That's my next buy. Yeah! 109 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:38,096 It's gonna be my biggest undertaking in landscape architecture. 110 00:13:38,203 --> 00:13:40,364 I'm gonna buy it from the Canadian government. 111 00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:43,601 I'm gonna renovate it, redecorate it. 112 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:47,873 Get rid of the water, turn off the falls. 113 00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:52,644 I'm gonna install an electronic, synthetic... 114 00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:54,844 ...laser moving image in livin' color. 115 00:13:54,953 --> 00:13:57,114 In livin' color, honey! Yeah! 116 00:13:57,222 --> 00:14:00,157 And we're gonna have a huge quadraphonic sound system. 117 00:14:00,259 --> 00:14:02,727 Yeah! Of the royal waters. Yeah! 118 00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:07,388 We're gonna have the best sight and sound system available. Yeah. 119 00:14:07,499 --> 00:14:10,900 Unaffected by weather conditions. 120 00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:23,278 My empire. 121 00:14:23,382 --> 00:14:25,714 Milk for the entire country. 122 00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:28,780 Let's see the bride. 123 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,440 - WhooI - HeyI 124 00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:42,152 Mama! 125 00:15:42,261 --> 00:15:44,229 Whoo! 126 00:15:49,368 --> 00:15:52,166 Now, you may ask, do I have time for marriage? 127 00:15:52,271 --> 00:15:57,641 And I simply state that marriage is a great gimmick for saving money and time... 128 00:15:57,743 --> 00:16:00,371 ...which is money! 129 00:16:00,479 --> 00:16:03,414 I have come to understand the real meaning of marriage. 130 00:16:03,515 --> 00:16:06,109 I simply can't afford any more waste. 131 00:16:06,218 --> 00:16:09,619 I can't afford any more chaos in my sex life. 132 00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:14,215 All right. Everyone has to relieve himself, but why waste it? 133 00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:19,263 Okay. You bang some broad, you feel good for a half a second... 134 00:16:19,364 --> 00:16:22,663 ...but then you realize you've gotta run to the phone to call your doctor... 135 00:16:22,768 --> 00:16:24,895 ...'cause you gotta have a V.D. test. 136 00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:27,403 You soothe your balls... 137 00:16:27,506 --> 00:16:29,406 ...and you get a headache. 138 00:16:29,508 --> 00:16:32,068 - That's right, my son. - Well, not for me no more. 139 00:16:32,177 --> 00:16:34,145 I guarantee that. 140 00:16:34,246 --> 00:16:38,945 My mama kept telling me, ''Son, look after your health.'' 141 00:16:39,051 --> 00:16:42,851 Well, Ma, I sure as hell aim to. 142 00:16:42,954 --> 00:16:46,720 Come over here, honey. Best little heifer in town. In the world! 143 00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:50,022 No chemical substitutes. 144 00:16:50,128 --> 00:16:53,029 All ingredients checked and double-checked... 145 00:16:53,131 --> 00:16:55,395 ...and certified pure. 146 00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,535 Not an easy thing to find these days, is it? 147 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,540 Well, I done it. 148 00:17:03,642 --> 00:17:06,668 So now I have acquired a lady of the house... 149 00:17:06,778 --> 00:17:08,905 ...a personal jewel... 150 00:17:09,014 --> 00:17:10,914 ...but above all... 151 00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:15,146 ...a purified sanitation system for unchecked waste. 152 00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:32,096 Hey! Hey! 153 00:21:29,841 --> 00:21:32,833 Hey, MamaI Yahoo! 154 00:21:35,013 --> 00:21:37,413 Hey, MamaI Yahoo! 155 00:22:15,487 --> 00:22:18,979 * Is there life on the Earth * 156 00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:21,854 * Is there life after birth * 157 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,622 * Is there life on the Earth * 158 00:22:24,729 --> 00:22:30,099 * Is there life after birth * 159 00:22:32,404 --> 00:22:35,202 * It's a joy to be alive * 160 00:22:35,306 --> 00:22:38,764 * It's good to be glad * 161 00:22:38,877 --> 00:22:41,437 * Good to survive * 162 00:22:41,546 --> 00:22:47,314 * It's great to be mad * 163 00:22:47,419 --> 00:22:50,183 * It's fun to have nothing * 164 00:22:50,288 --> 00:22:52,882 * Do things in the nude * 165 00:22:52,991 --> 00:22:55,892 * Oh, it's sweet to be hungry * 166 00:22:55,994 --> 00:23:00,624 * It's finger-licking good * 167 00:23:00,732 --> 00:23:03,633 * Is there life on the Earth * 168 00:23:03,735 --> 00:23:06,363 * Is there life after birth * 169 00:23:06,471 --> 00:23:09,304 * Is there life on the Earth * 170 00:23:09,407 --> 00:23:11,739 * Is there life after birth * 171 00:23:11,843 --> 00:23:15,006 * Is there life on the Earth * 172 00:23:15,113 --> 00:23:17,809 * Is there life after birth * 173 00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:20,544 * Is there life on the Earth * 174 00:23:20,652 --> 00:23:25,487 * Is there life after birth * 175 00:23:28,026 --> 00:23:31,223 * It's a joy to be crazy * 176 00:23:31,329 --> 00:23:34,230 * It's good to be sad * 177 00:23:34,332 --> 00:23:36,493 * It's good to be lazy * 178 00:23:36,601 --> 00:23:41,231 * Great to be bad * 179 00:23:42,841 --> 00:23:45,571 * It's good to be lucky * 180 00:23:45,677 --> 00:23:48,669 * Good to practice deadly sin * 181 00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:51,271 * To die for a cause * 182 00:23:51,382 --> 00:23:56,046 - * To be alive and to win * - [ No Audible Dialogue ] 183 00:23:56,154 --> 00:23:59,123 * Is there life on the Earth * 184 00:23:59,224 --> 00:24:02,057 * Is there life after birth * 185 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,856 * Is there life on the Earth * 186 00:24:04,963 --> 00:24:07,761 * Is there life after birth * 187 00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:10,801 * Is there life on the Earth * 188 00:24:10,902 --> 00:24:13,632 * Is there life after birth * 189 00:24:13,738 --> 00:24:16,206 * Is there life on the Earth * 190 00:24:16,307 --> 00:24:21,540 * Is there life after birth * 191 00:28:19,751 --> 00:28:21,810 I expected something else to happen. 192 00:28:21,919 --> 00:28:25,411 Nonsense. He can do anything. He's the most powerful millionaire in the world. 193 00:28:25,523 --> 00:28:29,823 Which means, quite simply, that for your own good, you better forget this marriage. 194 00:28:29,927 --> 00:28:32,191 Then I think I should get alimony. 195 00:28:32,296 --> 00:28:34,787 I advise you strongly... 196 00:28:34,899 --> 00:28:37,094 ...to refrain from thinking anything. 197 00:28:37,201 --> 00:28:41,934 Thinking sometimes can be a very dangerous exercise. 198 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,167 Very dangerous indeed. 199 00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:47,944 Hmm. This is insane. 200 00:28:48,046 --> 00:28:49,946 Yes. 201 00:28:50,048 --> 00:28:53,609 Maybe we should ask for a psychiatric examination. 202 00:28:53,718 --> 00:28:58,018 There are people with similar symptoms. They become confused. 203 00:28:58,122 --> 00:29:03,754 They spend the rest of their lives behind the walls of asylums. 204 00:29:18,943 --> 00:29:21,741 - This house is mine! - Forget itI 205 00:29:26,717 --> 00:29:28,617 - Alimony! - Oh, yeah? 206 00:29:28,719 --> 00:29:30,687 Never! 207 00:29:37,495 --> 00:29:39,053 Be reasonable! 208 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,018 Jeremiah.Jeremiah. 209 00:30:06,791 --> 00:30:09,225 Take care of her,Jeremiah. 210 00:30:22,006 --> 00:30:24,770 This is mine! This is mine! 211 00:30:24,876 --> 00:30:27,868 This is mine! Mine! 212 00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:31,778 Take care of her, Jeremiah. 213 00:30:31,883 --> 00:30:33,851 She's overtired. 214 00:30:35,219 --> 00:30:37,687 She doesn't feel very well. 215 00:30:37,788 --> 00:30:40,552 Poor girl. 216 00:31:51,662 --> 00:31:53,721 Where am I? Oh! 217 00:31:57,702 --> 00:32:00,865 Hitler! Dirty Jew. 218 00:32:00,972 --> 00:32:03,600 They call me Neanderthal. 219 00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:08,870 Fascist pig! 220 00:32:08,980 --> 00:32:11,448 I'm not just anybody. 221 00:32:12,483 --> 00:32:14,542 Dirty Commie. 222 00:32:14,652 --> 00:32:18,281 Why, they even wanted to put me on exhibit... 223 00:32:19,657 --> 00:32:22,091 ...in the Museum of Natural Sciences. 224 00:32:28,733 --> 00:32:31,793 My portrait is used in Szondy's test. 225 00:32:35,306 --> 00:32:38,139 I am listed in Krafft-Ebing. 226 00:32:38,242 --> 00:32:40,506 I am a certified psychopath. 227 00:32:40,611 --> 00:32:44,240 I am even quoted by Lombroso. And... 228 00:32:44,348 --> 00:32:47,340 ...my size is superhuman. 229 00:33:13,277 --> 00:33:16,007 - Afraid? - No. 230 00:33:16,113 --> 00:33:18,081 Hmm. 231 00:33:18,182 --> 00:33:20,241 I have my own advertising slogan: 232 00:33:20,351 --> 00:33:22,410 Try me. I'm delicious. 233 00:33:27,258 --> 00:33:29,419 See this chocolate complexion? 234 00:33:32,029 --> 00:33:33,997 Try it. 235 00:33:50,247 --> 00:33:52,647 It's sweet. 236 00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:55,116 Finger-licking good. 237 00:34:06,997 --> 00:34:09,488 Ooh. 238 00:34:10,835 --> 00:34:13,531 I'm Catholic, and it's a spiritual thing for me. 239 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:16,128 I'm Muslim, and I have a real thing for you. 240 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:19,004 - Oh. 241 00:34:22,446 --> 00:34:25,313 Oh, you damned foolI 242 00:34:25,416 --> 00:34:28,476 This is my only property. This is my diamond mine. 243 00:34:33,424 --> 00:34:35,949 I'll do something to you that my father taught me. 244 00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:10,793 Are you happy? 245 00:35:19,036 --> 00:35:21,869 - Hello, sir. Where are you off to today? - Oh. Paris. 246 00:35:21,972 --> 00:35:24,463 May I have your ticket, please? Thank you. 247 00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:29,236 It weighs a ton. What have you got in there? 248 00:35:29,346 --> 00:35:31,405 Oh, books. Lots of them. 249 00:35:31,515 --> 00:35:35,815 Books weigh a lot. I'm taking a refresher course in philosophy. 250 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,481 Marcuse, Supek, Vranicki, Sartre. 251 00:35:39,590 --> 00:35:43,754 - You know, i-i-it's heavy. - That would be 55 pounds overweight. 252 00:35:43,861 --> 00:35:46,421 Oh, I'll pay the difference. 253 00:35:46,530 --> 00:35:48,498 Thank you very much. 254 00:35:54,038 --> 00:35:56,006 Thank you. 255 00:37:43,981 --> 00:37:45,949 Oh. 256 00:42:06,343 --> 00:42:09,608 * Is there life on the Earth * 257 00:42:09,713 --> 00:42:12,705 * Is there life after birth * 258 00:42:12,816 --> 00:42:15,444 * Is there life on the Earth * 259 00:42:15,552 --> 00:42:20,717 * Is there life after birth * 260 00:42:23,093 --> 00:42:26,085 * It's a joy to be alive * 261 00:42:26,196 --> 00:42:29,427 * It's good to be glad * 262 00:42:29,533 --> 00:42:32,001 * Good to survive * 263 00:42:32,102 --> 00:42:36,869 * It's great to be mad * 264 00:42:38,175 --> 00:42:40,905 * It's fun to have nothing * 265 00:42:41,011 --> 00:42:43,639 * Do things in the nude * 266 00:42:43,747 --> 00:42:46,682 * Oh, it's sweet to be hungry * 267 00:42:46,783 --> 00:42:50,810 * It's finger-licking good * 268 00:42:50,921 --> 00:42:54,220 * Is there life on the Earth * 269 00:42:54,324 --> 00:42:57,157 * Is there life after birth * 270 00:42:57,261 --> 00:43:00,355 * Is there life on the Earth * 271 00:43:00,464 --> 00:43:02,762 * Is there life after birth * 272 00:43:05,269 --> 00:43:07,703 The portrait. The portrait. Somebody. 273 00:43:07,804 --> 00:43:09,704 The portrait. Get the portrait in place. 274 00:43:24,988 --> 00:43:27,684 I want you to face the camera and look terribly Mexican... 275 00:43:27,791 --> 00:43:30,624 ...'cause I didn't fly you all over here to look like a French extra. 276 00:43:30,727 --> 00:43:32,854 - And start to sing very nobly. 277 00:45:00,717 --> 00:45:04,312 Cut! Cut! What's the matter, love, now? 278 00:45:04,421 --> 00:45:07,447 What's got into you? Don't you know we're working on a limited budget here? 279 00:45:07,557 --> 00:45:10,185 Don't you know I've got to be back in London by tomorrow night? 280 00:45:10,293 --> 00:45:13,057 Let's do it again, and this time, let's get it bloody right! 281 00:45:13,163 --> 00:45:15,529 - Rewind. Rewind. 282 00:45:15,632 --> 00:45:17,657 - So, are you ready? - Ready. 283 00:47:28,398 --> 00:47:30,389 You are so beautiful. 284 00:47:32,702 --> 00:47:35,136 I know. 285 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,583 Your eyes are irresistible. 286 00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:13,241 I must see you tonight. 287 00:48:14,311 --> 00:48:16,506 See me now. 288 00:50:08,425 --> 00:50:10,757 At last! At last! 289 00:50:10,860 --> 00:50:12,828 Instant cinema! 290 00:50:17,767 --> 00:50:19,735 Have you sent for the doctor? 291 00:50:28,244 --> 00:50:30,508 Hello, maestro. 292 00:50:30,613 --> 00:50:34,879 I knew you were a hell of a lover, but this really knocks me out. 293 00:50:34,984 --> 00:50:36,884 And I am not easily surprised. 294 00:50:36,986 --> 00:50:39,784 Knocks me out too, señor. 295 00:50:58,341 --> 00:51:01,037 - You're gonna cut it off? - Don't worry. Have no fear. 296 00:51:01,144 --> 00:51:03,408 - Latin lover. - Sí. 297 00:51:38,615 --> 00:51:40,913 - Can I have an autograph, please? - Sí. Sí. 298 00:51:41,017 --> 00:51:43,952 - Will you sing something for us, maestro, please? 299 00:51:44,053 --> 00:51:48,513 * With the motor ofhistory driving me on * 300 00:51:50,627 --> 00:51:56,190 * I'm a wild stallion * 301 00:51:56,299 --> 00:51:58,893 * My golden mane flies in the wind * 302 00:51:59,002 --> 00:52:02,130 * As I seek out good times * 303 00:52:02,238 --> 00:52:06,265 * My valiant sword stands ever ready * 304 00:52:07,811 --> 00:52:13,477 * This wild stallion cannot be tamed * 305 00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:16,108 * Stirring up passion wherever I go * 306 00:52:16,219 --> 00:52:18,119 * This is my song * 307 00:52:21,191 --> 00:52:23,785 * A thousand steeds will rise from my grave * 308 00:57:12,982 --> 00:57:15,382 My name is Anna Planeta. 309 01:01:49,992 --> 01:01:55,658 You can fuck meif you are lucky, Mr. Sugar. 310 01:02:33,069 --> 01:02:35,264 * Three blind mice * 311 01:02:35,371 --> 01:02:37,271 * Three blind mice * 312 01:02:37,373 --> 01:02:39,273 * See how they run * 313 01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:41,400 * See how they run * 314 01:02:41,510 --> 01:02:45,344 * They all ran after the farmer's wife who cut off their tails with a carving knife * 315 01:02:45,448 --> 01:02:49,043 * Did you ever see such a thing in your life as three blind mice * 316 01:02:49,151 --> 01:02:51,051 * Three blind mice * 317 01:02:52,154 --> 01:02:55,885 * See how they run See how they run * 318 01:02:55,991 --> 01:02:59,757 * They all ran after the farmer's wife ** 319 01:08:29,691 --> 01:08:32,057 I'm building the head... 320 01:08:32,161 --> 01:08:34,061 ...of Immaculate Conception. 321 01:08:35,931 --> 01:08:39,731 Conceive your child in the brains... 322 01:08:39,835 --> 01:08:41,803 ...of a... 323 01:23:35,596 --> 01:23:36,995 Go on. 324 01:28:18,679 --> 01:28:21,443 Anna! 325 01:29:34,155 --> 01:29:38,615 Darling, this is going to be the highlight of your career. 326 01:29:38,726 --> 01:29:42,162 From now on, when people eat chocolate... 327 01:29:42,263 --> 01:29:44,754 I mean the brand we advertise... 328 01:29:44,865 --> 01:29:46,833 ...they will not feel the same. 329 01:30:00,948 --> 01:30:04,850 I want them to feel as they're eating you. 330 01:30:05,186 --> 01:30:07,177 Action. 331 01:30:08,289 --> 01:30:10,723 Chocolat. 332 01:30:29,276 --> 01:30:31,437 Okay. 333 01:30:31,545 --> 01:30:33,445 Okay. 334 01:33:15,342 --> 01:33:17,401 Mmm. Right. 335 01:33:17,511 --> 01:33:19,809 We're gonna sell the chocolate. 336 01:33:33,661 --> 01:33:35,891 Beautiful. 337 01:33:35,996 --> 01:33:37,964 Beautiful. 338 01:33:38,065 --> 01:33:40,761 Let everything be known... 339 01:33:40,868 --> 01:33:42,768 ...and let everything be clean. 340 01:34:00,854 --> 01:34:04,449 Our scouts had trouble in certain parts of the world. 341 01:34:04,558 --> 01:34:08,961 It's not easy to find a girl who's both pretty and a virgin. 342 01:34:09,063 --> 01:34:12,624 Our boys did quite a job, I'll tell you.25709