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That was very good,
that last one. Yeah.
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Mommy, "What is gray,
has big ears
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a long trunk,
and weighs only three pounds?"
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I don't know. What is gray,
has big ears, a long trunk
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and weighs only three pounds?
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"A very, very,
very thin elephant."
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Heh-heh!
You got me there, partner.
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Now,
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what kind of a table
has no legs?
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A timetable.
Oh...
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Grandma's here.
Grandma.
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Okay, sweetie, here we go.
We're gonna see Grandma, huh?
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How is my little angel?
Fine.
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Ah, and where is Mommy?
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Hi, Mrs. Stephens.
Oh, there you are, Samantha.
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Oh, and there he is.
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Guess what Grandma
has brought for her precious.
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Oh, what is that?
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And this is
for the littlest princess.
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What is that?
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Oh, Mrs. Stephens.
I think it's a top.
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You don't have to bring them
something every time you come.
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Well, if I were here
as often as your mother,
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you'd probably be right.
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Oh, look.
What is that?
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Oh, it's a top.
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Oh, look, Mommy.
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Thank you, Grandma.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Why, I haven't seen
one of those
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since I...
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It must be very old.
Oh, yes.
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Yes, it was given to me
by my grandmother.
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Well, Tabitha,
you take very good care of that.
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It's a real antique.
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Wow,
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it must be a thousand years old.
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Not quite.
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But you're close.
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You know, Darrin stopped by
the house last week,
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and I thought
he looked awfully thin.
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Well, I-I hope you told him.
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He's been trying to lose
a few pounds.
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Oh, Tabitha,
I'm surprised at you.
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Now,
you're old enough to share.
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But it's an antique,
and he might break it.
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Well,
he can play with it
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if he promises to be
very, very careful.
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Promise, Adam?
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All right, sweetheart.
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Let him play with it
for a little while.
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I hope you don't misunderstand,
Samantha.
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I'm sure you do
your best
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to cook the things
that Darrin likes.
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But perhaps I'd better
give you the recipes
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for some of the
favorite dishes of his.
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What--? What was that?
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What do you mean?
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The-- The doll.
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It floated through the air
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from Adam right over to Tabitha.
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Yes. Weird, isn't it?
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Uh, Tabitha, I think
the only thing to do--
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Excuse me.
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Is put this away until you two
have learned how to share.
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Now, why don't you
and Adam go out in the back
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and play for a while?
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Okay. Come on, Adam,
let's go outside and share.
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Come on, sweetie.
Come on.
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There you go.
Take the top outside.
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That's good.
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Well, how about a cup of coffee?
I have some in the kitchen.
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Oh, never mind the coffee.
What about the doll?
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You mean, you noticed it too?
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Huh?
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Mrs. Stephens,
you were right about that doll.
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I-it did fly across the room.
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Did it ever occur to you
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that you might have been
the one who moved it?
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Me?
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Of course.
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It's a question
of mind over matter.
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Mrs. Stephens, isn't it true
that you were worried about
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Adam playing with
your grandmother's doll,
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that he might damage it?
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Yes.
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It's simple.
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Your subconscious willed
that the doll be
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in the hands of Tabitha
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where it would be safe.
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Come.
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What are you doing?
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I'm testing my powers,
what do you think?
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Come.
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I did it.
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There's no doubt about it,
I do have the power.
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But why is it
I've never been aware of it?
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Well, uh,
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from what little I-I've read,
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supernatural powers
have a tendency to come and go.
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Mostly go. This will probably
never happen again.
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Oh, no. No.
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And I know where
my powers come from.
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My grandmother,
the one who gave me this doll,
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people said
she had unusual powers.
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Really?
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You know,
this could come in very handy.
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At my Tuesday night
bridge club, for example.
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M-Mrs. Stephens,
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I swear I will not tell
a soul about this,
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a-a-and I assume
you won't either.
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Why not?
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Well, I-I-I don't know
too much about it,
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but, uh, it seems to me
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that people shouldn't
fool around with the unknown.
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And I certainly wouldn't
tell anybody about this.
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Most people are disbelievers,
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and they'd just think
that you're--
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Screwy?
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Samantha,
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you must promise me
never to tell a soul about this.
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Where the devil
have you been?
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Funny you should mention
the devil.
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Phyllis, do you mind telling me
where you've been all day?
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Been?
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I've been to the library,
studying.
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The library?
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I didn't think
you even knew where it was.
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What are you studying?
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Oh, nothing.
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Phyllis, if you've got
something to say, say it.
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My lips are sealed.
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Good.
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I'm gonna mix
myself a drink.
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Oh, wait. Wait, Frank,
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I-I have something
to tell you.
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What is it?
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Oh, Frank, I found out
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something
about myself today.
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Yeah?
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I have supernatural powers.
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What do you mean,
supernatural?
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What do you think I mean
by supernatural?
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Well, I think that it means
things that aren't natural.
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But that's not what
you mean, is it?
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That's exactly what I mean.
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Good grief.
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I'm gonna call Dr. Rhinehouse.
You've wigged out.
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Oh, really?
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Would you like a demonstration?
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I will that hourglass
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to fly off that shelf
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and over to my beloved husband.
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Go.
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You're right, let's go,
to see Dr. Rhinehouse.
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You go see Dr. Rhinehouse.
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I'm gonna find out
what's happened to my power.
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Wherever you go,
I'm going with you.
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Hi, sweetheart.
H-how was your game?
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Great.
But it'll improve.
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How did it go
with my mother today?
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We had a very
interesting visit.
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Well, what do you mean,
"interesting"?
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Well, uh, wh-why don't you
let me fix you a drink
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and then I'll tell you
all about it?
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I have a feeling this is gonna
be a two-drink story.
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Well--
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Uh, you answer that,
I'll get your drink.
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Oh, hi--
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Samantha, I've got to talk
to you, privately.
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Mother, aren't you even
gonna say hello to me?
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Honey, it's Darrin.
Our son?
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Oh, I'm so sorry, dear.
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How was your golf game?
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Terrible, thanks.
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Well, don't be surprised
if it improves.
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Come, Samantha.
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You know what this
is all about?
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Your mother has
some weird idea
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that she has
supernatural powers.
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Is that right?
Darrin, what am I gonna do?
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Well, the first thing to do
is have a drink.
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I'll meet you in the den.
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As I told you before,
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these things have
a tendency to come and go.
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Mostly go.
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Yours are gone.
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Hee-hee! Samantha,
if you'll forgive me,
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this is one subject
you know nothing about.
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This is a private
conversation.
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I just came in to get--
Out.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Now, what was I saying?
Oh, yes.
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Now, I've been
at the, uh, library
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studying supernatural
powers all day,
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and I found out
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why my powers worked here
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and not in my house.
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You did? Why?
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Do you know what a familiar is?
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A what?
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Well, I see I'll have to start
with fundamentals.
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According to my research,
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a familiar
is an animal or an object
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which acts as a transmitter,
so to speak,
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for a person who has the power.
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Do you follow me?
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Vaguely.
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Naturally, it's hard
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for a person like yourself
to understand.
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But the point is
that somewhere in this house
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is my familiar.
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Mrs. Stephens--
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Oh, please, Samantha.
Take my word for it.
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Now, let's see.
It could be anything.
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A pot, an eggbeater,
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a picture.
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That's it.
That's my familiar.
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My grandmother's doll.
Of course.
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Should I go up to my room?
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That's a nice, safe place.
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I'll be up in a minute.
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Tell Tabitha not to worry
about the doll.
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I'll get her another one.
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Another one?
Well, of course.
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You don't think I'm gonna
give this one up, do you?
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She's regressing.
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I've gotta get her
to a doctor.
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No, Dad, wait.
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I wouldn't do anything
to, uh, provoke her right now.
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You know what I mean?
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Oh, she might flip
altogether?
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It's better to humor her.
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Well, darling, I see
you've got your doll back.
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For your information,
this isn't just a doll.
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It isn't?
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Oh, of course it isn't.
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What is it?
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It's my familiar.
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Well, it should be familiar,
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you've had it
since you were a child.
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Oh, Frank,
stop humoring me.
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I'm as sane as anybody
in this room,
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and I'll prove it to you.
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Come to me.
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I said, come to me.
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I know what's wrong.
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There are negative
vibrations in this room
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sent out
by disbelievers.
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And I think
he knows who he is.
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I'm going to look this up
in my books.
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Phyllis, wait.
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Don't you think it'd be
a better idea
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if we went home?
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I'm not going home
with any disbeliever,
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you old goat.
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That's it.
That's what?
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The answer.
What was the question?
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I'll tell you later.
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00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,535
What your mother needs
is a good dose
261
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,829
of hyper-hallucinogenic
revelation.
262
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,289
What?
263
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,458
I'm gonna scare
the daylights out of her.
264
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,751
If you don't mind
your father
265
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,003
being changed into a goat
for a few hours.
266
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,900
moony, cheeny
267
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,861
Toony, greeny
268
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,909
Are you having any luck?
269
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,369
No.
270
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,870
No, I just tried
this incantation,
271
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,705
but nothing happened.
272
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,041
I'll find another spell.
273
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,376
I guess the reason
274
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,044
my powers are so erratic
is because--
275
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,673
I did it again.
276
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,509
Oh, Frank.
277
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,012
Frank, come here,
quick.
278
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:34,058
You think you're so smart.
Come and see something.
279
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,440
I had the doll up in the air.
280
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,650
Sure. Sure.
281
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,572
Why won't you believe me?
Why? Why?
282
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,906
Because--
I'll tell you why.
283
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,950
Because you're as stubborn
as a mule.
284
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:56,831
Sam.
285
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,917
Well, how did I know
she was gonna switch to a mule?
286
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,378
Good heavens.
287
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,423
What--? How--?
288
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,593
I mean, did I do that?
289
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,596
Well, you must have.
It was a subconscious wish.
290
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,763
Just like this morning,
291
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,724
when you willed that doll
from Adam.
292
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,977
Oh, Frank,
it was an accident.
293
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,480
Frank, I'm so sorry.
294
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,110
He's angry with me.
295
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,112
Do you blame him?
296
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:32,450
Uh, I think you'd better try
and undo whatever it is you did.
297
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,660
Oh, yes. Yes.
298
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:39,040
Undo the spell.
299
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,127
Now, look here. I-I want
that spell undone this minute.
300
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,504
Do you hear?
301
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,885
Oh, Frank,
will you ever forgive me?
302
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,851
Samantha, I have come
to a decision.
303
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,978
What's that, Mrs. Stephens?
304
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,481
Never again,
as long as I live,
305
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,483
no matter what
the temptation,
306
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,484
no matter what
the circumstances,
307
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,154
irregardless of how I feel...
308
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,156
Go ahead, Mother.
309
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,450
I will never again
use the phrase
310
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,994
"stubborn mule"
to your poor father.
311
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,832
From now on, I'm gonna
have to be very careful
312
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,752
what I say, or think,
for that matter.
313
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,671
People with my power
have to learn
314
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,798
to discipline their thoughts.
315
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,884
Uh, Mrs. Stephens,
316
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:35,888
I-I have what I think
is a logical suggestion.
317
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,516
Now, if you got the power
from your grandmother,
318
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,685
why not ask her
to solve this problem?
319
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,938
Sort of go to the source
of the sorcery,
320
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,106
so to speak.
321
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,025
How can I ask her?
322
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,779
Well, there must be something
in all those books of yours
323
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,032
on-- On how to contact
the spirit world.
324
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,535
Oh, you mean a séance?
325
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,244
Whatever it's called.
326
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,080
That's a marvelous idea.
327
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,833
I'll go right in
and look up how it's done.
328
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,711
Frank, get out of my way.
329
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,722
Now-- Now, you sit there,
Samantha,
330
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,682
and, Darrin,
you're over here.
331
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,601
Frank, you're fine
where you are.
332
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,061
Now,
let's all join hands.
333
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,066
All right.
334
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,902
Clear your minds,
everybody.
335
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,071
Oh, Grandma,
336
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:39,285
I call to your spirit
from the vasty deep.
337
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:42,913
Oh, hear me. Hear me.
338
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,915
Hear me.
339
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,254
Was that her?
340
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,090
No, that was Frank. Keep trying.
341
00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,765
I beseech you, Grandma,
to come to me
342
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,101
from your great spirit world.
343
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,979
Come to me. Come to me.
344
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,106
Come to me.
345
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,279
Mother, look.
346
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,951
Good heavens.
What's that?
347
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,913
It's your grandmother.
348
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,289
It doesn't look like her.
349
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,084
Well, that's her spirit,
not her body.
350
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:32,296
Oh, of course,
what's the matter with me?
351
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,632
How are you, Grandma?
352
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:39,178
[Spirit] Just fine,
Phyllis, dear. How are you?
353
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:44,350
Grandma, what happened
to your Irish brogue?
354
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:48,061
[Irish accent] Sure and
begorra, I've still got it, me darlin'.
355
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:51,065
Now, if you don't mind
me askin', Phyllis,
356
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,150
what are you callin' me about?
357
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:57,154
Oh, Grandma,
a terrible thing has happened.
358
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,157
I turned Frank into a mule,
and now I can't turn him back.
359
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,286
Faith, 'tis a sorry sight
to see.
360
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,330
'Twas my hope you'd never
discover the family curse
361
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,126
but you have, worse luck.
362
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,669
Family curse?
363
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,170
Aye, that it is.
364
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,756
And many's the soul
it's brought to grief.
365
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,258
If you know
what's good for you,
366
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,344
you'll give it up
and ne'er try it again.
367
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,180
Oh, I will, Grandma.
I swear. I promise.
368
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,933
Fine. Now, I've got
to be on me way.
369
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,977
Goodbye to you all.
370
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,311
Oh, oh, wait, Grandma,
371
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,064
you didn't tell me
how to turn Frank back.
372
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,773
Sure, and that's something
373
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:34,984
you'll have to find out
for yourself.
374
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,819
I swore I'd never use
375
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,154
me powers again.
376
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,781
But if you swear never to use
377
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,407
your powers again...
378
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,910
Oh, I swear. I swear.
379
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,913
All right. I'll give you
a bit of a hint.
380
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,791
It's a common word
in everyday use.
381
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,835
The secret word
382
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,212
is "love."
383
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,757
Love.
384
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,967
Love.
385
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,725
I don't understand.
What does she mean?
386
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,853
Oh, Grandma, come back.
387
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,730
Can't you give me another hint?
388
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,400
Mrs. Stephens, I think I know
what your grandmother meant.
389
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,903
You do? What? What?
390
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,905
She meant
that there is no power
391
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,909
greater than the power of love.
392
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,036
Maybe that'll do the trick.
393
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,746
Love?
394
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,247
Yes.
395
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,458
So maybe if you told Dad
how much you love him,
396
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,834
it would help.
397
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,002
You think so?
398
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,129
It wouldn't hurt.
399
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,382
I'll try it.
I'll try anything.
400
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,847
Frank. Frank, I love you.
401
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,433
You know that, don't you?
402
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,936
I know that sometimes
I'm very unfair to you,
403
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,273
and I say things
I don't mean.
404
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,443
And I admit
I'm very quick-tempered
405
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:03,071
and not very understanding.
406
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,199
But underneath it all,
407
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:08,452
you know you mean
everything in the world to me.
408
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,208
Phyllis.
409
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,377
Oh, Frank.
410
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,347
Yes, I'll do that.
Goodbye, Mom.
411
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,141
Hello from my mother.
412
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,143
You know,
it's really incredible.
413
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,021
They've been carrying on
like kids all week.
414
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,315
Sunday, they went bike riding,
bowling last night.
415
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,150
And guess what
they're doing tonight.
416
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,111
Splitting a tank of oxygen?
417
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,905
Sorry.
What are they doing?
418
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,156
They're going
to a rock concert
419
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,992
to hear Freddy
and the Furry Freaks.
420
00:22:48,032 --> 00:22:50,994
That's terrific. It just proves
what I've always maintained:
421
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,789
Nothing beats
a simple statement of love.
422
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:57,501
Even when it's brought about
by witchcraft?
423
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,878
Even then.
424
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,504
And as far
as I'm concerned,
425
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:05,467
it couldn't happen to
the parents of a nicer person.
426
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,554
Speaking of nice things
reminds me of your mother.
427
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,138
Really?
428
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,390
I was just thinking
how nice it is
429
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,059
that we haven't seen her
in over two weeks.
430
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,896
Oh, now, Darrin,
don't tempt fate.
431
00:23:16,936 --> 00:23:19,982
You never know
when she might be--
432
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,068
She was.
433
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,200
His mother was a fool
434
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,953
His father was a mule
435
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:34,163
From this you may deduce
436
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,415
Their offspring is a goose
437
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:44,048
Oh, oh...
438
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:47,051
Oh, oh, Mother,
how could you?
439
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,351
"Easy."
440
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,482
Oh. Oh, sweetheart,
441
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,400
I am sorry.
442
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,402
But I did warn you.
443
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,577
Darrin, you be careful
what you say.
444
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,580
Mother speaks perfect goose.
445
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,167
Oh, Darrin, calm down.
446
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,337
You know very well
that Mother will be along
447
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:26,590
any minute
to change you back.
448
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,176
I'll, uh, tell you
what I'll do,
449
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,887
just to keep you happy
till Mother arrives.
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