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What got you up so early?
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A very unhappy client,
who's coming in this morning
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for the express purpose
of blowing his top.
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Oh?
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I have a feeling, unless
I come up with a brainstorm,
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McMann & Tate is about
to part company
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with Mount Rocky
Mutual Insurance.
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And the feeling
won't be mutual, right?
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Sam,
it's too early for that.
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What would you like
for breakfast?
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If you've got any brain food,
I could sure use it.
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Oh. While you're here,
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what do you think of
this layout for Mount Rocky?
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"Insure with Mount Rocky
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and guarantee
a future that isn't."
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Guarantee a future
that isn't rocky.
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I'll see what I have
in the way of brain food.
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I'll pass up my three guesses.
What is this all about?
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If it was anyone but you,
Durwood, it would be obvious.
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I was playing sand polo
in the Sahara.
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How do you play polo
from a camel's back
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with such a short mallet?
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Tall ball.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Samantha, will you kindly
get this beast out of here?
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And the camel too.
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I don't say you have
no sense of humor,
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but the one you have is sadly
in need of replacement.
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Endora, first of all,
I never laugh
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when I see something tragic.
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And secondly, while
a living room may be
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a funny place for a camel,
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it's not so funny
when it's our living room.
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And thirdly, if--
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Sweetheart, why not
just leave it at "secondly"?
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Okay.
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And I hope you won't
misunderstand
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if I skip breakfast.
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It's just that,
when your mother arrived,
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my appetite left.
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Face it, Samantha.
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That man simply has
no sense of humor.
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Just because he doesn't
find you amusing?
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Does a turkey laugh at an ax?
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Half of that comparison
is revolting.
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What is revolting
is your treatment of Darrin.
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It is unforgivable,
detestable and inhuman.
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Thank you, my darling.
You've made my day.
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What's the use? Oh!
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Betty, be sure and notify me
just as soon as Mount Rocky--
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I mean, Mr. Jameson.
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Arrives.
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We simply must
do something
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about your abysmal
sense of humor.
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It isn't fair for my daughter
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to be saddled
with such a glum-dum.
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To avoid the shock
Of sudden wit
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We'll start from scratch,
Bit by bit
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A chime will cause
Your brain to whirl
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Your jokes will cause
Their hair to curl
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Ah, Mr. Jameson just arrived.
He's in with Mr. Tate.
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Oh, and your wife
said to tell you
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she'd be out shopping
for a while.
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My wife? When did she--?
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Speaking of wives,
you know why they call them
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the better half, don't you?
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When they ask you for shopping
money, you'd better have it.
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That's what a wife is:
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someone to spend with
the rest of your life.
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But a wife is a great comfort.
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When you've got all
the kind of troubles
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you never had as
a bachelor. Ha-ha-ha.
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If you're wondering
who to blame this on,
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w-w-we were watching a comic
on television last night.
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And, uh,
my mother-in-law insisted--
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My mother-in-law has one
terrible habit: breathing.
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Mr. Stephens,
what's gotten into you?
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My mother-in-law.
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Yes? Yes, he is.
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It's Mr. Tate.
He sounds mad.
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Tell him-- Tell him
I'm not here.
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I just told him you were.
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Oh.
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Uh, hi, Larry. What's up?
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What's up? You are.
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Look, uh, Larry,
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I'm not feeling too well.
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I was wondering if
it wouldn't be wiser
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for you to carry on alone.
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Let me put it this way: no.
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I'll give you 30 seconds
to get in here.
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Personally, I think
you're making a mistake
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keeping Stephens on my account.
He's too flighty.
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Insurance is a serious business.
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You think Stephens
isn't serious?
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I don't have a man in the place
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who takes his job
more seriously.
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Ah. Sorry I'm late.
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Well, how are you, Mr. Jameson?
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Well, aside from my bursitis,
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which is killing me,
not too good.
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Can I get you anything?
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Uh, a drink of water
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to wash these down.
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Drink. Speaking of drinking,
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I know a guy who
can really drink.
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He comes back
from lunch so loaded,
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they make him use
the freight elevator.
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If there's a nip in the air,
he even tries to drink that.
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Mm. Ah. Just a few jokes
to lighten the occasion.
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Boy, have you got
the wrong occasion.
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Water, Tate, quick.
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Darrin, when was the last time
your doctor gave you a checkup?
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I-- Not too long ago.
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What about your psychiatrist?
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Psychiatrist?
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Anyone who goes
to a psychiatrist
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ought to have
his head examined.
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You were right, Darrin.
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You're sick.
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Take the rest
of the day off.
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Two friends meet at
a psychiatrist's. One asks,
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"Are you coming or going?"
The other one says--
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And the other one says,
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"If I knew that,
I wouldn't be here."
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That was either
an earthquake or Darrin.
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[Darrin] Sam!
Or both.
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Hi, sweetheart.
What's wrong?
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Your mother.
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Oh, dear. Did she do
something mean?
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Mean?
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Your mother is so mean,
she has a testimonial award
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from Attila the Hun.
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If you were drowning,
she'd throw you the whole rope.
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Are you beginning
to get the picture?
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Mother! This is,
without a doubt,
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one of the meanest things
you've ever done to him.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Larry.
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Oh? He left the office?
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He hasn't come
home yet, huh?
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W-Well, we had a little
misunderstanding earlier.
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I'm sure he'll tell
you about it.
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I'm sure he will.
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Tell Darrin I've been saving
his neck with Jameson.
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I ad-libbed his ideas,
and by some miracle,
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the client is still interested.
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But I need Darrin's layouts,
and he took them with him.
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Tell him he's to bring them
right back to the office.
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Right back. Got it.
Bye-bye.
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Sam, what am I gonna do?
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I can't go back to
the office with this--
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This affliction.
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I'll tell you one thing.
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Your mother is
going to pay for this.
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I was only trying to give him
a sense of humor
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and make things a little
more pleasant around here.
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And that is the truth.
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Just take the spell off him.
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Oh, all right.
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There.
Thank you, Mother.
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Endora, someday you're
going to go too far,
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and it won't be
soon enough for me.
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Darrin.
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Oh, Sam, call Larry
and tell him I'm just leaving.
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And, Endora, if you don't
stay out of my life,
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I'm going to call in
an exterminator.
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Life isn't just
one big joke.
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Perhaps not. But he is.
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Ooh!
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Ugh!
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Ooh, you're driving me
out of my tree.
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Your view of life
I find quite sick
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This spell will change
What makes you tick
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At serious things
You'll laugh and giggle
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The graver the note
The more it will tickle
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Uh, hi, Mr. Stephens.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Kravitz.
How are things?
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Oh, just heard from my sister,
the one in St. Louis,
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she's gonna have
an operation.
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An operation?
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What's so funny?
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It's just...
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Just, ahem,
something I thought of.
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What's the matter with you?
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Believe me, I'm not
laughing at you.
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I'm laughing at myself.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Uh. Excuse me, there's something
I forgot in the house.
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Larry, I-I told you,
he left a few minutes ago.
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He should be there soon.
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Unless he gets
held up. Goodbye.
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Sweetheart,
what's wrong?
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She did it to me again.
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Mother? What'd she do now?
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She's fixed it so that when
I hear something sad, I laugh.
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Oh, that's awful.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Oh. Oh, Darrin--
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Sam, please, stop.
Don't say anything serious.
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Just call Larry
back and stall him.
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Now, I'm going in the den,
and close the door
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so I won't be able
to hear anything.
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And if I'm lucky,
I won't be able to think either.
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N--
Sam, if you love me,
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don't talk to me.
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Yes? Put her on.
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It's Stephens' wife.
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What's happening, Sam?
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Came back home? Why?
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Well, uh, Larry,
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he was feeling a little bit
under the weather and--
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[Larry] What?!
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Larry, you're screaming.
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If you were in
my position, so would you.
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Let me ask you something, Sam,
how sick is he?
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Well, he really
isn't well at all.
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That makes two of us.
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Well, okay, Sam, goodbye.
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Stephens is very sick.
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That makes three of us.
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I think I'll go back
to the hotel,
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pick up Mrs. Jameson
and take an earlier plane out.
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You can't do that.
I beg your pardon?
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I-I mean, you made
the trip out from Denver.
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It would be such a waste
if you didn't at least--
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Why don't I drive you
and Mrs. Jameson to the airport?
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Stephens' house is on the way.
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We can stop, I'll show
you his layouts.
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I thought you said
he was sick.
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Yes. But I don't think
he's unconscious.
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Mother?
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Mother,
I'm sure you're here,
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because I know how much
you love your work.
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Haven't you had enough fun?
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"No. And give my regards
to laughing boy."
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Oh, Mother, you're
absolutely heartless.
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"Flatterer."
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Oh.
[Darrin] Sam?
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Don't say a word.
Just, uh, shake your head.
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Do you have
anything to report?
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Did you contact your mother?
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Is she gonna do anything
about this?
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I could have answered
that myself.
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It's Mrs. Kravitz.
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I'd better clear out.
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With her bad news,
she'd keep me in stitches.
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Hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
Hi.
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Where's your cup?
Cup?
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Don't you wanna
borrow some sugar?
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Oh, no. I just stopped by
to ask, how's Mr. Stephens?
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I saw him before,
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and he acted very,
very strange.
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00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,826
He just kept laughing
and laughing.
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00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,745
Well, you know,
they say that laughter
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is a sign of health.
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Only if there's something
to laugh at.
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If you need the name
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00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,380
of a good psychiatrist,
I have one.
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00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,841
I'm sure you do.
258
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:10,845
Well, I'd better
be running along.
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00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,850
Sam, I've been thinking.
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00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,019
With all these new countries
emerging in Africa,
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maybe it'd be a good place
to start an advertising agency.
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The weather's mild, and--
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00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,277
Oh, Mrs. Stephens.
I-- I forgot something.
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Yes, Mrs. Kravitz?
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00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,405
I just remembered.
266
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:33,326
I could use that cup
of sugar after all.
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One cup of sugar, coming up.
268
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,038
Incidentally,
did you hear about
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00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,499
the accident over
on Elm last night?
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00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,126
It was a four-car crack-up.
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00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,046
No.
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00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,806
What's that?
What's what?
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00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,351
That.
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00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,353
I don't know.
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00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,021
Mice, maybe.
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00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,773
Mice?
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00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,818
And, Mrs. Kravitz, if you wanna
be a good neighbor,
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00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:10,112
you won't tell a soul.
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00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,865
Oh, you know me.
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00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,909
Uh. W-What about
your sugar?
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00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,077
What about it?
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00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,829
Oh, that.
283
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:23,167
Oh, well, if you don't mind,
I'll be back later.
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00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,586
Oh, hi.
[Larry] Hello.
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00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,047
Oh, Mrs. Fremont!
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00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,467
Oh, hi, Sam.
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00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,886
Hi, Larry. What are
you doing here?
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00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,930
I'm driving the Jamesons
to the airport,
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00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,391
and I wanted to stop by
and get Darrin's layout.
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Mr. and Mrs. Jameson,
Mrs. Stephens.
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00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,936
[Samantha & Jameson] How do you do?
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Unh! Ow!
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00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,398
What was that?
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00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,234
Darrin! What happened?
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00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,028
Ah.
I was just resting.
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00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,865
Well, how are you,
Mr. Jameson?
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00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,826
I'm sorry we've been
having so much trouble
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00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,536
getting together.
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00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,038
Uh, Darrin, this
is Mrs. Jameson.
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00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,417
Darrin Stephens,
one of my young geniuses.
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Erratic, but talented.
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00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,920
How do you do,
Mrs. Jameson?
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00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,924
Well, have you been enjoying
your stay in town?
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00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:16,178
Not especially. I have
a miserable migraine.
305
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,055
Oh, that's a shame.
306
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:28,357
Well, I'm glad you think
my migraine's funny.
307
00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:33,946
I don't know what he's got,
but I hope it isn't contagious.
308
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,032
Now, don't get too close,
Martha, he's sick.
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00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,080
Oh, my. Ha-ha.
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00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,291
Did you two eat
anything for lunch,
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00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,501
or did you just drink it?
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00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:48,878
I'm sorry, Larry,
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00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,880
but that neighbor
lady that just left,
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00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,299
well, she is such
a terrible gossip.
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00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,217
And I said to Darrin:
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00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:59,888
"She certainly has
a keen sense of rumor."
317
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:08,314
Yeah, yeah. She's on spiking
terms with everybody.
318
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,148
That is funny.
319
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,946
Well, I guess it
is contagious.
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00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,490
Tate, what are
we waiting for?
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00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,575
Darrin?
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00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,619
The layouts.
Uh, right.
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00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,329
Please, come in
and sit down.
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00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,955
Well, just
for a minute.
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00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,250
Tate, we're thinking
of starting a whole new line
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00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,127
of coverage this year.
327
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,921
Pollution insurance.
328
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,673
Yes, that's very
interesting.
329
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:37,927
Insure people against
damage from smog,
330
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,137
water pollution,
oil spillage...
331
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,353
Don't tell me you think
pollution is funny too?
332
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:52,358
No. No, on the contrary,
I think it's deadly serious.
333
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,693
Are you putting us on?
334
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:57,946
Oh, Larry. Larry,
you guessed it.
335
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:02,618
Darrin was actually trying
to drive home a point, right?
336
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:06,080
Right. But I guess
I made a wrong turn.
337
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,957
Oh. Ha.
338
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,257
Well, the point I've been
trying to get across is...
339
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,969
Well, see these layouts?
340
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,512
Hm?
341
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,098
Darrin,
what are you doing?
342
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,727
I'm throwing out the old
and bringing in the new.
343
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,229
Mr. Jameson,
344
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:35,526
I-I feel that Mount Rocky's
approach to the public
345
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,195
is a little too serious.
346
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,326
Insurance is a business
347
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,705
that deals in catastrophe
and disaster.
348
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:59,133
You may ask,
why am I laughing?
349
00:20:59,215 --> 00:21:00,468
I'll bite.
350
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,011
Darrin's idea
351
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:06,348
is to use laughter
as a form of release.
352
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:10,019
Now, we all know that laughter
is a sign of health.
353
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,105
Mr. Jameson, I don't want
you to miss your plane.
354
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,107
Just a minute,
let's hear him out.
355
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:18,027
Yes, Darrin,
let's hear you out.
356
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,279
What have you got in mind
specifically, Stephens?
357
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,740
Well, uh, specifically...
358
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,366
I'm not prepared to--
359
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,785
Oh, Darrin.
Hm?
360
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,787
Don't be so modest.
361
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,790
I think he had a terrific
idea for a slogan.
362
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,416
What's that, Darrin?
363
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,126
What's that, Sam?
364
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:41,133
"Put a little laughter
in your disaster."
365
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,096
That is very funny.
366
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,556
Is that sensational?
367
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,517
Do you think so?
368
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,310
What do you think?
369
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,479
Keep going, Stephens.
370
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:57,273
Keep going, Stephens.
371
00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,820
Well, here's another one
I've been kicking around. Uh--
372
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,656
"Keep your mother-in-law
at home,
373
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,782
where most
accidents happen."
374
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,287
That's funny.
375
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,342
Oh, Harold. Stop being
such a wet blanket.
376
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,760
If you'd learn
to laugh a little,
377
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,595
it might help your bursitis.
378
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,807
And even if it didn't help,
it certainly wouldn't hurt.
379
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,560
And besides, I'm sick
of hearing you
380
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,311
complain about your bursitis.
381
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,313
What about you
and your migraine?
382
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,148
Where do you think
I get my migraine?
383
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,488
[Samantha] Oh, that's cute.
384
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,617
Oh, that reminds me
of an uncle of mine
385
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,119
who's always complaining.
386
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,788
When he gets up,
the first thing he says is,
387
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,455
"Good moaning."
388
00:22:54,455 --> 00:22:57,835
Mrs. Stephens, that's
very funny. Ha-ha.
389
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,428
Her uncle has such
a long face,
390
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:11,181
his barber charges him
double for a shave.
391
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,601
Oh, that's so funny.
392
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,230
I worked for a grouch
like that once.
393
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,441
Before he'd fire you,
he'd give you a raise
394
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:23,611
so you'd be losing
a better job. Ha-ha-ha!
395
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,571
Oh, Larry...
396
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,746
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
397
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,748
My bursitis is gone.
398
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:39,919
Oh, that's wonderful,
Mr. Jameson.
399
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,588
Laugh and the world
laughs with you.
400
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,686
Mrs. Stephens?
Yeah.
401
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,231
Oh, thank you.
And this.
402
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:02,650
Thank you.
You're welcome.
403
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,318
Bye-bye.
404
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,281
Who's that from?
405
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,907
Wait a second.
Let me look.
406
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,578
"Thank you for a most
rewarding afternoon.
407
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,288
Mr. and Mrs. Jameson."
408
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,249
Hm.
Seems to be for me.
409
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,501
"So you'll never forget
410
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,670
the health-giving
quality of laughter."
411
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,676
"Put me down for a laugh."
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