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Feet apart...
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toes in...
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knees together...
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legs bent...
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elbows wide...
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and head over
the ball.
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How do I look?
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Like an accident victim
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about to putt a ball.
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Now, how do I look?
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Like a man who's gonna
break par today.
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Come in.
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Hi, Sam. Darrin.
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Hi, Larry.
Larry.
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That's a new
putter, huh?
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Yeah.
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That's a lovely
putter.
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Anything wrong,
Larry?
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It's Mother Flanagan.
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Who's she?
She's not a she.
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She's an Irish stew,
and she's a he.
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It just
hurts me here--
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Okay, Larry.
Let me have it.
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Certainly.
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That's why I brought it.
For inspiration.
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Uh, let me
warn you, Larry.
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Uh, this putter also doubles
as a deadly weapon.
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It's hard to talk sensibly
to a man who's about to mug you.
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So I'll fill you in, Sam.
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Mother Flanagan
is leaving
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Sloan and Sloan
Advertising
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and thinking of
coming with us.
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Only thinking, mind you.
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Do you follow me
so far?
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Mm-hm.
Oh, don't follow him, Sam.
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He's leading me into a trap.
And it isn't a sand trap.
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Well, Mother Flanagan
was supposed to be in
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a week from Monday, but--
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But he's not coming in
a week from Monday.
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He's coming in tomorrow.
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And all the work that Darrin
was supposed to do next week,
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you want him
to do today, right?
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That's a brilliant
summation, Sam.
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Larry, you have a heart
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the size of an overgrown pea.
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May I?
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Mm. Lovely
balance.
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Mind if I borrow it?
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Yes.
Thank you.
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You mean y-- You're
not gonna work
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on the Flanagan
ideas with me?
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Of course I'm going to
work on them,
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but you think better sitting...
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and I think better
walking.
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I'll be back right
after my walk,
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and we'll compare scores.
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Notes.
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Ha-ha.
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I hope it pours.
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The craziest thing
just happened.
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There was one lousy cloud
in the sky,
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and wham.
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How you doing?
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Terrible.
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Every time I get close
to an idea,
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all I can see is Larry
out on that golf course.
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Well, forget
about him. Concentrate.
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Try thinking music.
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A musical campaign.
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A jingle. Something
cute. Like, uh:
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♪ If it's for Irish stew
You're carin' ♪
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♪ You don't have to go
To Erin ♪
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♪ Ask for Mother Flanagan
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♪ And you'll buy
Can and can again ♪
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Well, what do you want,
good lyrics or good taste?
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Hello, darling.
Good morning, Mother.
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Darwin.
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Terrific. This is
going to help a lot.
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Typhoon Mary just blew in.
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Darrin.
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Not to see you,
Durwood.
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I expected you to be out
on the golf course
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hitting home runs
or shooting pucks,
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or whatever it is
you do.
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[Tabitha] Grandmama.
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Oh. There's
my little princess.
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Hi, Grandmama.
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Grandmama has a delicious
surprise for you.
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Oh, goody.
Heh.
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Well, it will be if certain
mortals don't spoil it.
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That depends
on what
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certain witches
have in mind.
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Oh, Samantha.
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Oh, what was the happiest day
in your life?
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The day I married
Darrin.
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I don't mean "insanely" happy.
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I mean just "happy" happy.
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Well, I've had a lot
of those days.
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Do you remember
the Unicorn Handicap?
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The Unicorn
Handicap?
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Yes, it's-- It's just like
the Kentucky Derby,
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only with unicorns.
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Well, they're off
and running,
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and Grandmama
wants to take you.
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Forget it.
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Tabitha's not going
anywhere,
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except maybe to the park
to play mortal games.
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Mother, I hope you understand.
You too, sweetheart.
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I understand he's behaving
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like a petulant little boy.
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You may think so, Endora,
but the truth is
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I happen to be the head
of this household.
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And I'm man enough
to stand up to you.
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I doubt it.
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Don't, Darrin.
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Stop, Mother!
Too late.
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Now your appearance has
caught up with your mentality.
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Sam.
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Uh, Tabitha.
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Would you mind
going outside
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and waiting
for the mailman?
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Oh, gee.
I miss all the fun.
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Tabitha.
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Okay, Daddy.
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Mother.
Mm.
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You change him back
the way he was.
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In due time, darling.
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When he's ready
to apologize.
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In the meantime...
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I suggest he see
a tailor.
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Sam. Do something.
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Don't just
stand there.
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Well, you know I can't
undo Mother's spells.
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Oh, sorry. So stupid
of me to forget.
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Uh... however, I, um--
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I-I can substitute for
your friendly tailor.
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Sweetheart, try to
stay calm.
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Calm? I've just been stunted
out of 30 years' growth.
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Now, how do you
expect me to be calm?
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Get your mother back.
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Well, I'll try.
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But it might be easier
if you'd apologize.
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Apologize? For what?
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For daring
to stand up to her?
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For having a difference
of opinion?
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You're hardly in a position
to debate the issue.
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The door was open,
and, uh, heh...
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Sam, Darrin's putter
worked like magic.
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Hi there.
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Um, thi-- This is
Darrin's nephew.
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Darrin's nephew,
this is Mr. Tate.
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Hello there, Darrin's nephew.
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Does he have a name?
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His name is, uh--
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Marvin.
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Peter. Uh, Marvin.
Peter!
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It's Marvin
Peter.
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And I also have
a last name: Stephens.
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Well, Marvin Peter,
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you look a lot like
your Uncle Darrin.
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By the way, where is Darrin?
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Oh, well, he was up to
his hips
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in Mother Flanagan's
Irish Stew
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until a few minutes ago.
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Uh, he-- He just ran down
to the nursery
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uh, to get a few things
for the garden.
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Well, then I'll just hang around
till he gets back.
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I've got a couple of ideas
for the Flanagan account
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I wanna throw
at him.
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Well, uh, Larry,
the thing is
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he could be gone
for hours.
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Well, it's either here,
or going home
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and listening
to Louise and
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her string quartet
murder Bach.
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I'll leave
when they leave.
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Which should be
around 5:30.
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Here's the mail, Mommy.
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Oh, uh, thank you,
sweetheart.
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Auntie Samantha,
could Tabitha and I
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go out and play
in the park?
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I can't think
of a better idea.
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Boy, this is
gonna be fun.
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Yes. Now, uh,
e-enjoy yourself, kids.
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Okay, auntie.
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Marvin has a problem
with his voice, doesn't he?
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Yeah, well...
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uh, h-he's at that
awkward age.
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Larry, fix yourself
a drink, will you?
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I have something urgent
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I have to take care of
in the kitchen.
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Boil and bubble
Toil and trouble
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Mother, get here
On the double
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"Not until I get
an apology from Durwood."
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Ooh!
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Sweetheart.
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Is the coast clear?
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Sure, come on in. Larry left
about 15 minutes ago.
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Boy, we had
so much fun.
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I mean, Daddy played
basketball with the boys,
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and they made
him captain.
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He was better than
almost anybody.
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Well.
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Why not? I was the only
kid on the team
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who was an all-star forward
at Missouri State.
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Uh, Tabitha,
why don't you run up
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and get ready for dinner?
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Okay.
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Herbie. I thought
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I told you
to get lost.
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Can't get lost.
I live down the block.
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Hi.
[Samantha] Hello.
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Boy, something
smells good.
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Well, I'm sure
your parents will have
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a lovely dinner
for you.
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Nah. On Saturdays
we usually
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have roast duck
or lobster
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or Cornish hen,
or some dumb thing like that.
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Well, this is even dumber.
It's Irish stew.
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Mother Flanagan's Stew?
How come?
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Well, I was so busy
with the Incan--
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Uh, I-I mean,
trying to reach Mother,
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that I forgot to take the roast
out of the freezer.
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So it's Mother Flanagan
to the rescue.
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Wow. Sure gives
a guy an appetite.
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00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,830
Uh, it's a little early
for dinner.
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Not for me.
I usually eat early.
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Uh...
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would you like some, Herbie?
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Would I?
Okay, sit down.
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You boys can have
an early dinner,
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and then it's home
for you, Herbie.
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You'd have been proud
of Marvin, ma'am.
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I bet you when
he grows up,
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he's gonna be
a basketball star.
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The reason I followed you home
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is we're playing
the Blackhawks tomorrow.
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We sure could use you.
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I told you,
Herbie.
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I won't be able
to play tomorrow.
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He, uh-- He has
homework.
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Gee. We really need him.
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Because without you,
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we don't stand a chance
against the Blackhawks.
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Sorry, Herbie. No chance.
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00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,453
Would you consider
some player incentive?
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How about 50 cents?
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My daddy is loaded,
and maybe--
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[Samantha] Ah,
here you are, Herbie.
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You know...
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I've never had
Irish stew in my whole life.
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Now I know why.
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Y-you mean,
you don't like it?
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I guess it takes
getting used to.
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If I had more time,
I'd get used to it.
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00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,403
But my folks will get worried
if I don't get home soon.
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Thanks. I'll be checking
with you tomorrow
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about playing, Marvin.
258
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,836
The kid's right. It's blech.
259
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,380
Now, what about your mother?
260
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,966
All you have to do
is apologize.
261
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,718
Endora, I'm sorry.
262
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,970
I'm contrite.
263
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:45,390
I'm apologizing.
I'm even grateful.
264
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,058
[Endora] You mustn't overdo.
265
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,813
Thank you.
266
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,606
You're welcome.
Ta-ta.
267
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:57,026
What do you mean,
you're "even grateful"?
268
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,529
I mean, if she hadn't
turned me into a kid,
269
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,863
I wouldn't have met Herbie.
270
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,615
And if I hadn't met Herbie,
271
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,118
I wouldn't have realized
the problem isn't advertising.
272
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,996
It's taste. It's
as simple as that.
273
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,631
Which means now I have
even a bigger problem.
274
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:19,756
What's that?
275
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,134
Convincing Larry
to give up
276
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,469
a quarter of a million dollars
in commission.
277
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,471
Well, that shouldn't
be difficult.
278
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,806
No?
279
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,475
No. Just invite
him over to taste it.
280
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,602
You think
that'll do it?
281
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,442
No question about it.
282
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,113
Ooh.
283
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,999
You mean, it doesn't
taste good to you.
284
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,970
And it may not
taste good to me...
285
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,764
but that's because
our palates
286
00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:09,682
have been spoiled
by expensive food.
287
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,809
We can't appreciate...
288
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,604
the humble Irish stew.
289
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,522
The word is "horrible."
290
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,691
That's your opinion.
291
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,902
Well, our job is
to convince the public
292
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,029
that they like
Mother Flanagan's Irish Stew,
293
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,822
whether they like it or not.
294
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,909
Larry, don't you think you're
being a little hypocritical?
295
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,245
I call it compassionate.
296
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,790
The Mother Flanagan people
think their stew is yummy,
297
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,043
and I'm not the one to break
their hearts with the truth.
298
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,546
Well, Larry, have you ever
heard of integrity?
299
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,840
Yes.
300
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,717
And, Darrin,
I didn't become
301
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,260
the president of
McMann & Tate
302
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:51,224
without bending
my integrity occasionally.
303
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,851
And this is one of
those "occasionallys."
304
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,104
So when Flanagan
comes here tomorrow,
305
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,941
see that you have
some mouthwatering ideas.
306
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,696
Is there any bicarb
in the house?
307
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,873
Okay. Sock it to me.
308
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:16,999
I've been up
most of the night
309
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,585
nursing a sick
Mother Flanagan,
310
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,795
and just a moment ago,
311
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,713
I think I came up with
the right medicine.
312
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,882
Oh?
Which is the following:
313
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:28,302
We tell the truth
about the product.
314
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,054
Don't be ridiculous.
315
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,889
[Darrin] No, no,
no, no. Hear me out.
316
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,767
The idea is
integrity with humor.
317
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,019
Well, for instance:
318
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:40,106
uh, "Mother Flanagan's Stew
may not be a gourmet treat,
319
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,899
but at least
it's nourishing."
320
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,901
I don't know, Darrin.
321
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,154
Okay, how about this?
322
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,656
"You can say this for
Mother Flanagan Irish Stew:
323
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:52,160
Even if you don't like it,
all you've blown is 59 cents."
324
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,080
And the account.
325
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,124
Darrin, you must be
out of your tree.
326
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,209
And that's probably him.
327
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,879
Now, let's hear
some positive ideas.
328
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,798
Mr. Flanagan. Welcome.
329
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,133
Hello, Tate.
330
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:07,967
Ha, ha, ha!
331
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,928
Uh, Samantha, Darrin.
May I present--
332
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,764
Sean Flanagan's the name.
Irish stew is me game.
333
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,183
How do you do?
How do you do?
334
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,185
I'm sorry to intrude
on your sacred Sunday.
335
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,936
Not at all,
Mr. Flanagan.
336
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,354
At McMann & Tate,
337
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,939
Sunday is just the day
338
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,107
before Monday.
339
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,193
Ah, cut out
the blarney, Tate.
340
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,320
If I wasn't so rich
and you weren't so greedy,
341
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,363
you'd tell me to go
to the devil.
342
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,823
Couldn't be helped.
343
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,116
Could we get started?
344
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,035
I have to catch
a plane for Dublin.
345
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,328
Uh, before you get
started,
346
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,205
how about a wee nip
of Irish whiskey?
347
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,332
Good idea,
Mrs. Stephens. Ha-ha.
348
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,292
Would you help me
get out the ice?
349
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,793
Uh, sure.
350
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,173
Darrin, I have
an idea.
351
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,633
Oh, I certainly
hope so.
352
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,719
Why not let Marvin tell
Mr. Flanagan the truth?
353
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,846
Sam, you're not suggesting
354
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,765
I go through
that kid routine again?
355
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,974
Think of it this way:
356
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,851
You won't have to bend
your integrity.
357
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,019
You just have to...
358
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,729
shrink it a little.
359
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,650
Besides, Mr. Flanagan has to
catch a plane for Dublin.
360
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,655
Okay, Sam. Zap away.
361
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,993
Okay, kid.
Do your stuff.
362
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,376
Where's Darrin?
363
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,419
Oh, the pilot's out
in the stove. He's fixing it.
364
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,297
I'll have mine on the rocks.
Uh, right.
365
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,840
Uh, this is my nephew, Marvin.
Marvin, you know Mr. Tate.
366
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,843
Hello, Mr. Tate, sir.
367
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,970
How are you,
Marvin?
368
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,721
And this is
Mr. Flanagan.
369
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:39,392
And a top of the morning
to you too, Mr. Finnegan.
370
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,310
No, sweetheart,
that's "Flanagan."
371
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,230
As in Mother Flanagan's
Irish Stew.
372
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,315
Oh, her.
373
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,818
What do you mean, "Oh, her,"
young fella?
374
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,236
Nothing, sir.
375
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,280
Have you ever tasted
376
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,156
Mother Flanagan's
Irish Stew?
377
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,993
Do I have to answer that,
Auntie Samantha?
378
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,160
Of course not,
darling.
379
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,328
You can run out
and play.
380
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,872
Uh, no, no. You stay
right where you are.
381
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,416
Have you ever
tasted it?
382
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,042
Yes, sir, I have.
383
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,169
Ah. And, uh,
384
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,796
how did you like it?
385
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:12,008
I'm a Boy Scout, sir,
and I cannot tell a lie.
386
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,926
Please don't ask me
that question.
387
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,094
You can go now, Marvin.
388
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,138
No, no, no. You stay.
389
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,807
I want an answer.
390
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,309
The answer is
that I tasted it,
391
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,061
and I didn't care for it
very much, sir.
392
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,234
There are a lot of
radical subversives
393
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,777
infiltrating
the Boy Scouts,
394
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:32,945
and, uh--
395
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,363
Sam, would you please
get Darrin?
396
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,489
Of course.
397
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,078
That kid has
a weird voice.
398
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,330
He's at that
awkward age.
399
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,754
Thanks, honey.
400
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,464
Good. Now we can
get down to business.
401
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,050
Yeah, well, where's that kid?
I wanna talk to him again.
402
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,343
I'll get him.
403
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,140
He wants Marvin again.
404
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,809
So if you don't mind, Sam,
once more with feeling.
405
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,858
You asked to see me, sir?
406
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,777
Yes, I did.
Now, come here.
407
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,196
Why didn't you like
the stew?
408
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,198
Because it didn't
taste very good.
409
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,117
Ha-ha. What would
a little kid know? Ha.
410
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,869
It's only
my opinion, sir.
411
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,496
The kid's a finicky eater.
412
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:26,123
Oh, no, Mr. Tate, sir.
413
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,125
I eat everything
that is set before me.
414
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,211
But I couldn't
finish the stew.
415
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,296
Scout's honor.
Naturally.
416
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,008
The exotic seasoning
is not for a child's taste.
417
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,302
Oh, shut up, Tate.
418
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,513
Why can't we be
as honest as this lad?
419
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:47,269
That stew is based on me sainted
mother's secret recipe.
420
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,313
But listening to this lad
421
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:53,150
has brought back memories
of meself as a child.
422
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,528
I remember I hated
that stew.
423
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,529
And as I grew up,
424
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,365
I must have been
brainwashed into liking it.
425
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:03,285
The truth is the stew
was lousy then,
426
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,079
and it's lousy now.
427
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,915
Uh, Marvin, could I see you
for a minute?
428
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,375
Coming, auntie.
429
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,547
It worked.
430
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,923
I heard.
431
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,384
Now put me back.
432
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,386
I'm beginning to
feel like a yo-yo.
433
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,138
Mr. Flanagan?
434
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,226
Mr. Flanagan?
Huh?
435
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,394
Is anything wrong,
Mr. Flanagan?
436
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,061
Wrong? No, no,
no, no.
437
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,898
I was-- I was just thinking
about all those warehouses
438
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,525
all over the country
full of
439
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,193
Mother Flanagan's
Irish Stew,
440
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,863
just sitting there,
rotting away.
441
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:42,282
It doesn't have to just
sit there, rotting away.
442
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,785
It doesn't?
443
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:49,248
Uh, Mother Flanagan's Stew
sells for 59 cents a can, right?
444
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,876
Right.
How much of that is profit?
445
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,378
Ah, well, uh, with, uh,
shipping and delivery,
446
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,298
we probably eke out
1 or 2 cents a can profit.
447
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,383
The truth, Mr. Flanagan.
448
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,885
The truth?
Well, uh...
449
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,180
The truth is we...
450
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,640
make about 30 cents
a can profit.
451
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,518
Why did I say that?
452
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,645
Don't worry.
It'll be our secret.
453
00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:14,940
Okay. Now, suppose
you lower the price
454
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:18,402
from 59 cents a can
to 39 cents a can.
455
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,945
You'd still make
a profit
456
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,238
of 10 cents a can,
right?
457
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,240
There wouldn't be enough
buyers at any price.
458
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,034
There would be...
459
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,494
if Mr. Flanagan
will make
460
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,205
one small change
in the packaging.
461
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:30,455
What's that?
462
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:34,502
All you have to do
is change the labels
463
00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:38,464
from "Mother Flanagan's
Irish Stew..."
464
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,925
To "Mother Flanagan's...
465
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,635
Doggy Stew."
466
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,470
Sam!
467
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,263
Ha! She's joking,
of course.
468
00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:48,641
No, no, no, wait.
469
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,644
I think Mrs. Stephens
might have something here.
470
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,146
A brilliant idea.
471
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,648
And think of
the possibilities.
472
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,358
Do you know
how many dogs there are
473
00:21:57,398 --> 00:21:59,026
in the United States?
474
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,444
Millions.
475
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,113
Why, those warehouses
will be empty in no time.
476
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,199
And how's this for
a TV commercial?
477
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,701
A pair of hands
empties a can
478
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,704
of Mother Flanagan's
Doggy Stew into a dish.
479
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,582
Uh, a beautiful Irish setter
lopes into the shot
480
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:16,585
and gulps it down
hungrily.
481
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,004
The-- The TV announcer's
voice comes in--
482
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,590
"If it's good enough for
the champion, Erin O'Cork,
483
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:24,301
it's good enough
for your pup."
484
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:28,138
And it's only
39 cents a can.
485
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,684
Mother may never
forgive me,
486
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,019
but I think I've
saved the business.
487
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,695
Do you realize we got
rid of Flanagan
488
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:43,571
in less than an hour?
489
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,739
And I've still got time
for 18 holes.
490
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,576
That must be Larry.
491
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,455
Hi.
Oh, hi.
492
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,208
You must be
Marvin's uncle.
493
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,460
Yeah?
Oh. Yeah.
494
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,504
Is he ready?
For what?
495
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:03,215
Isn't Marvin coming to
play basketball with us?
496
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,594
Gee, uh, I-I
don't know.
497
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,512
It figures.
He's sore at me
498
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,013
'cause I was rude.
499
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,265
Rude?
500
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,558
My mother said I was
501
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,685
when I told her about
not eating the stew.
502
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:19,356
Herbie,
you were honest.
503
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,483
And I think that
kind of honesty
504
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,068
should be rewarded.
505
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,612
Don't you,
sweetheart?
506
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,364
Please let Marvin play.
507
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,700
We're playing the Blackhawks,
and they're a bunch of bullies.
508
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,785
We won't have a chance
without Marvin.
509
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,791
You got yourself
a basketball player.
510
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,376
I'll get him.
511
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,471
I'm getting
him, Sam!
512
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:54,642
I got him.
513
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:01,690
Hi.
514
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,734
Hi.
Come on, let's go.
515
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:09,573
Bye, Auntie Samantha.
516
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,409
Hi, Sam.
Where's Darrin?
517
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,494
Oh, uh, he had
a previous engagement.
518
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,497
But we had a date for golf.
519
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:20,501
Well, he-- He had a previous
date for basketball.
520
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,586
I don't get it.
He could have called me.
521
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,338
It's the least he--
522
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,423
Basketball?
523
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:30,219
He's gone off
to play basketball?
524
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,387
At his age?
525
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,430
Larry...
526
00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:34,723
there are some times
527
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,434
when he's a lot younger
than you think.
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