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Ah, it's time to round up
the kids and go shopping.
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You sure you don't want
to come with us?
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I'm sure I do want
to come with you,
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but I promised
Larry I'd spend
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part of this weekend
trying to come up with
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a campaign for
the Cushman Cosmetic account.
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Okay, sweetheart.
We'll be home early.
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Well, if it isn't
the odd couple,
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as I live and breathe.
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Serena, those are your
two worst habits.
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Oh, Sammy,
you married beneath you.
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What's that?
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It's a present
for tall, dark and dull.
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It's a peace offering.
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A peace offering?
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Yes.
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When the planet Icarus passes
between Venus and Jupiter,
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it stills the winds
of adversity within me,
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and I become a veritable
sea of tranquility.
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Huh?
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I've decided
to bury the hatchet.
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Yeah? Where?
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Have you ever thought of giving
lessons in graciousness?
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Darrin, Serena wants
to make peace,
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so don't fight it.
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Okay.
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Thank you, Serena.
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Oh. Oh, Sammy,
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this really does
make me feel good.
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I mean, after all,
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if you have to be saddled
with a mortal,
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he's as good as any.
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Thanks a lot.
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Wow.
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A portable television set.
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That's very nice
of you, Serena.
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Oh, that's okay.
Turn it on.
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Where do I plug it in?
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Just turn it on,
ding-a-ling.
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Try Channel 13.
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Thirteen?
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Yeah.
That's the weather report.
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The weather tomorrow
will be heavy snow
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all along the eastern seaboard.
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That's ridiculous.
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There's not a cloud in the sky,
and it's 75 degrees outside.
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Don't argue with him.
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That's the only weather report
you can really count on.
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[Darrin] Oh?
[Serena] Because
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he is the weather man.
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Uh-oh.
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Sam, would you kindly
tell your cousin
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that I don't want anything
that she's conjured up
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out of bats' wings
and eels' eyes.
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Bats' wings?
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Eels' eyes?
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Sammy,
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how would you like to be married
to a 170-pound artichoke?
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Serena, please.
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Okay, Sammy.
Okay.
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Satisfied?
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Thank you.
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Now, Sam, would you
ask her to leave
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before I say something
I won't regret?
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I think I better leave
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before I do something
I won't regret.
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Uh-oh. I-I've never
seen Serena so mad.
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She'll get over it.
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Well, I just hope
I don't get home today
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and find I'm married
to a 170-pound artichoke.
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Oh, yeah,
we'll be back in a minute.
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Here we go.
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Forgot my keys.
Dumb, huh?
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No, here.
Here, I got mine.
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No, I-- Th-That's okay.
I found them.
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They were on the hall table.
Mm.
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Sweetheart?
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Hm?
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You know,
Serena really meant to be nice
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when she gave you that gift.
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Uh, people give the way
they know how, and Serena--
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Never mind, Sam.
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Now, you know how
I feel about that stuff.
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I know.
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But Serena's really so sweet,
a-and she means well.
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Well, maybe she is, um,
a little stubborn, but--
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"Rotten" is the word.
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Darrin, try and be nice.
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That was the nicest word
I could think of.
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Okay, buster.
That does it.
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Serena, that's unfair.
That's entrapment.
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Okay. I'm willing to forget
about what you said
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if you will accept my gift.
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You may not understand this,
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but I have too much pride
to accept your witchcraft.
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Ding-dong, you have all
the gentility, graciousness
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and gratitude of a gorilla,
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which is what you
are about to become.
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Ask and you shall receive,
you big ape.
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Abner, did you hear that?
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No.
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It sounded like
a wild animal.
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Gladys, get away
from the window.
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Why?
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Because you might
get attacked.
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By the animal?
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No, by me.
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I think I'll go over
to the Stephens'
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and borrow some sugar,
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and find out
what's going on.
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Abner, Abner,
you're not gonna believe this.
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They wouldn't lend
you a cup of sugar?
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Some neighbors.
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Some neighbors?
We may not have any neighbors.
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There's a gorilla
in the Stephens' living room.
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Are you sure you
weren't borrowing
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something stronger
than sugar?
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Hi, there.
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That's right.
It's good old reliable Serena.
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Friend to man and beast.
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Now tell me
you didn't hear that.
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You think it's one
of their kids?
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Whatever it is,
it's none of your business.
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Come on, Abner.
We might be saving a life.
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Come on!
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Okay, okay. Relax.
Monkeyshines are almost over.
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Come on.
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There's the gorilla,
Abner,
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right in the middle
of the living room.
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Take a look.
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Do I have to?
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Thanks.
From the bottom of my paws.
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Don't mention it.
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Go on, Abner.
Take a look.
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Then tell me who's crazy.
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On those terms,
I'll take a look.
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If that's a gorilla,
I'm King Kong.
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And now we know who's crazy.
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But, but-- But, but--
But, but--
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Gladys, if you don't mind,
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I'm going back
to my crossword puzzle.
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Serena, will you
stop bugging me?
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I'm sorry.
But I forgot something.
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What?
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I forgot to get your apology.
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Apology?
After what you've done to me?
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Serena, you're suffering
from a cracked cauldron.
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Mortals do not talk to me
that way, ding-dong.
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It takes a beast
to say things like that,
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and that is what you are,
a beast.
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Abner, Abner,
I saw the gorilla again!
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I-I mean something
terrible has happened.
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First I saw Mr. Stephens,
then I heard a scream,
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then I looked
in the other room,
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and I saw the gorilla.
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That gorilla must have
eaten Mr. Stephens.
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Hello, operator?
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Get me the corpse--
I mean, the cops.
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You the lady who called
about the gorilla?
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I sure am.
I saw it with my own eyes.
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Well, don't worry, lady,
the law is here.
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Just tell it like it is.
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Well, first I saw a gorilla
in the Stephens' living room,
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then I saw Mr. Stephens.
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Then when I looked again,
all I saw was the gorilla.
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For all I know, he might
have eaten Mr. Stephens.
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Now take it easy,
Mrs., uh--
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Uh, "Kravitz."
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K-R-A-V--
Let's take a look inside.
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I-T-Z.
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And he's got a wife
and two children.
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The gorilla?
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No. Mr. Stephens.
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Don't shoot.
Let me think.
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I've finishing thinking.
We need help.
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Headquarters,
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we have a gorilla
in a residence
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at 1164 Morning Glory Circle.
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You've got a problem, all right.
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What have you been taking
on your coffee break?
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Okay, I'll, uh, send out
a missing-gorilla report
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and call Animal Regulations.
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You need any help?
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No, sir. We're in charge here.
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Johnson's Jungle Isle.
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Police?
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We ain't in.
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I think we are, Alex.
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Yes, sergeant.
A missing gorilla?
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Let me look.
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Tillie ain't missing, is she?
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She's missing a mate is all.
Why?
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The cops have got a gorilla
in some guy's house.
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Yes, sir, this is one
of the Johnson brothers.
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You got a gorilla?
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What kind? I mean, uh,
is it a male or a female?
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From the scream I heard,
it's no lady.
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That's our gorilla,
all right.
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Give me the address.
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We'll go by
and pick him up.
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It's 1164 Morning Glory Circle.
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Thank you, officer.
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Whoever that gorilla is
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is the answer
to Tillie's prayers.
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And now we get maybe, uh,
three, four little gorillas.
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How did the gorilla get into
a nice neighborhood like this?
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I don't know, but he probably
ate the whole Stephens family.
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Madam, Johnson Brothers
gorillas are vegetarian.
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Let's have a look.
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That's him,
all right.
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You folks stand back.
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Ooh, you're not gonna kill
the poor thing?
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This is a tranquilizer gun.
It'll only knock him out.
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I think he heard me.
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If we can
get this door open,
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we won't have
to do any shooting.
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Stand aside
while I do my specialty.
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Tillie's really
gonna be happy.
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Who's Tillie?
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Tillie's a lady gorilla,
and she's awful lonesome.
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Well, you can relax now,
Mrs., uh--
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Kravitz.
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Well, the house is empty,
and there's no damage.
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But that's impossible.
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I saw
Mr. Stephens in the den,
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and then
I saw the gorilla.
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Well, he must have gone out
the back way, Mrs. Kravitz.
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We checked the den.
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There's no sign of a struggle,
and everything's in order.
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Oh.
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Here you go.
In you go.
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Alrighty.
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Adam, sweetheart,
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you've been a very,
very good boy today.
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Why don't you take him upstairs,
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get him ready for his nap,
and I'll be up in a minute.
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It's been a long day,
okay?
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Okay, Mommy.
Okay.
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Sweetheart, I'm home.
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I came to tell you
about the gorilla.
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Gorilla?
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Well, there was this gorilla
in your house,
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and I called the police,
and they came right away.
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And then these men came
from the jungle place--
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What people?
What jungle place?
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Johnson's Jungle Isle.
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They were the ones that
were missing the gorilla.
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But he's safe now.
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Oh. Well, uh, yeah.
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Thank you very much,
Mrs. Kravitz.
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Thank you very much.
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Are you sure
Mr. Stephens is all right?
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Yes. He's fi--
Thank you.
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Serena? Serena!
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If you don't appear
in two seconds,
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00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,912
I'm bringing charges before
the Royal Witches' Council.
257
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:07,967
Oh!
258
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,768
Aunt Hagatha? Aunt Hagatha?
259
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,020
Yes?
260
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,396
Oh. Hi, Aunt Hagatha.
261
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,106
C-Could you stay with
the kids for a while?
262
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,902
This is most inconvenient,
Samantha.
263
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,820
You're taking me away from
264
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,990
the maharaja of Janipur's
polo match.
265
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,784
Polo match? How come
you're so dressed up?
266
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:38,831
It's a private polo match
in the maharaja's living room.
267
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,375
Oh. Well,
Tabitha's upstairs
268
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,503
helping Adam
get ready for his nap.
269
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,172
Uh, she may need a little help.
I won't be long. Bye-bye.
270
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,521
He don't seem to go
too much for Tillie.
271
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:05,525
[Alex] Would you feel romantic
with two mugs like us looking on?
272
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,069
You're right. Let's leave
the lovebirds to themselves.
273
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:09,237
Yeah.
274
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,540
Darrin? Darrin, is--
Is that you?
275
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,417
Now, listen carefully.
276
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,255
If that really is you,
raise your right hand.
277
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,589
I-I mean, your right paw.
278
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,595
Oh. Oh, sweetheart,
I'm sorry.
279
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,848
B-But I can't change you back
till I find Serena.
280
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,225
But I can send you home.
281
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,230
Tillie, leave him alone.
282
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,277
I speak the truth
Witch's honor
283
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,611
Get Darrin home
Or he's a goner
284
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,286
Sorry about that.
285
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:05,459
Yoo-hoo, Aunt Hagatha,
I-I'm back. You can leave now.
286
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,633
Oh. Oh, sweetheart,
287
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,428
I know it was a terrible thing
that Serena did,
288
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,638
and, well,
what can I say, except--
289
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,142
Serena, I swear
I'll put you into orbit
290
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,518
for a thousand years.
291
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,229
And I have friends
in very high places.
292
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,398
Shh-shh.
I know, sweetheart.
293
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,609
J-Just relax while--
294
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,445
While I go upstairs
and check on the kids.
295
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,247
Did you hear what I heard?
296
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,167
I have closed my ears
to everything.
297
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,045
Abner, the trouble
with you is
298
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,548
you show no compassion
for your fellow neighbor.
299
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,384
Gladys, if you had compassion
for your fellow neighbor,
300
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:56,969
you'd move.
301
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:15,071
Yes, Mrs. Kravitz.
I sure do remember you. I--
302
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,364
You gotta be kidding.
303
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,491
He's back
at the Stephens' house?
304
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:22,119
Okay. I'll-- I'll check
with the Johnson Brothers.
305
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:29,001
Sergeant,
you've gotta be kidding.
306
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,462
The sergeant says the gorilla's
back at the Stephens' house.
307
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,714
He's gotta be kidding.
308
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,013
He ain't kidding.
309
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:49,605
Are you Mrs. Stephens?
310
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,315
Yes. What seems
to be the trouble?
311
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,359
Ma'am, are you harboring
a gorilla in your home?
312
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,528
Of course not.
313
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,530
Well, there was one here
earlier. We saw him.
314
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,075
I heard about that.
Weird, huh?
315
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,160
We just got a report
that he's back here.
316
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,454
And this neighborhood
isn't zoned for gorillas.
317
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,039
So you're in violation
of the zoning law.
318
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,374
We'll have to search
the premises
319
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,709
and make out a report.
320
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,252
I forbid it.
321
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:12,545
You're not searching my home.
322
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,547
Come on. Out of the way, lady.
323
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,756
Where's your search warrant?
324
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,676
I just made
an executive decision.
325
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,761
In situations involving
the safety of citizens,
326
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,304
we don't need
any search warrant.
327
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,638
We don't even have to knock.
328
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,684
Kravitz dame said the gorilla
was in the den. Come on.
329
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,131
That's him.
330
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,300
"He."
What do you want?
331
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:02,636
Good grammar or a gorilla
for Tillie? Let's go.
332
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,767
I'll stay here
with Mrs. Stephens.
333
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,811
You check out the kitchen
and the rest of the house.
334
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,523
Somebody stole our gorilla.
335
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:18,444
There must be a crook
around here somewhere.
336
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,781
You fellas see a gorilla
around here?
337
00:21:21,821 --> 00:21:22,782
Not me.
338
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,241
Did you see a gorilla,
Pete?
339
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,576
Nope.
340
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,248
You're not gonna believe this,
but you'd better.
341
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,250
The gorilla's on the roof!
342
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,252
He's on the roof!
343
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:44,136
Serena,
this is your last chance.
344
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,472
Now, if you don't change
Darrin back this second,
345
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,681
I am going to send you
346
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,267
up the River Styx
without a paddle.
347
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,405
I thought you said you
saw a gorilla up there?
348
00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:05,115
I did!
349
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,826
What are you,
some kind of radical?
350
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,369
Hey, fella, you seen
a gorilla around here?
351
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,163
A gorilla?
352
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,791
Well, come to think of it,
I-I did.
353
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,459
Just saw him walking
down the street.
354
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,711
Let's go!
355
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,839
Okay, lady.
356
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,340
Now, why don't you
just go on home
357
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:22,550
before you get into trouble?
358
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,511
Ooh.
359
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:34,811
Where did you come from?
360
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,190
Originally from Babylon.
361
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,528
You know something, Jerry?
362
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:45,196
This is a nutty neighborhood.
Yeah.
363
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,867
Well, right now, let's get
that one down off the roof.
364
00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:49,243
Don't bother.
365
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,792
How'd that happen?
366
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,176
Jerry?
Mm-hm?
367
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,638
You fill out the report.
You got seniority.
368
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,515
John, if I fill this out,
I won't even have a job.
369
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:19,898
Go ahead, sweetheart.
Yell your lungs out at Serena.
370
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,734
She won't blame you
and neither will I.
371
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:26,280
Honey, what's the use?
Everything's all right now.
372
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:28,532
I'm not really
that mad at Serena.
373
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,619
Relatively speaking,
that is.
374
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,788
Relatively?
Mm-hm.
375
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,499
How can I be as mad
as I should be at Serena
376
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,585
when I love
her cousin so much?
377
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,388
Sweetheart?
Hm?
378
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,682
You were in that cage with
Tillie for quite a while,
379
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,976
weren't you?
Heh. Too long.
380
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,520
Oh, I don't know.
I thought she was kinda cute.
381
00:23:58,561 --> 00:23:59,730
Well, I didn't.
382
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,315
Well, she thought you
were kind of cute.
383
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,609
She kept putting
her arms around you.
384
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:07,905
Well, now that you mention it,
she was sort of affectionate.
385
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,990
I guess
you could say that, uh,
386
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:12,326
we got to be a little more
than friends.
387
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,829
That's what I thought.
388
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:19,458
Ah! Sam.
389
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,502
I just didn't want you
to miss Tillie, that's all.
390
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,713
Sam, as horrible as it was,
391
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,840
I wouldn't have missed
my experience with Tillie
392
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,967
for anything in the world.
393
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:30,469
You know why?
Why?
394
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,888
Because those things are all
part of the adjustment
395
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:36,892
a man has to make
when he marries a witch.
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