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Hi, sweetheart.
You're home early. Hi.
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I had to pick this up.
What is it?
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It's a Reducealator.
A--? A what-alator?
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Reducealator.
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It's a prototype for
a brand-new product.
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And I've gotta come up
with a mind-blowing ad campaign
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by the day
after tomorrow.
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How's it work?
Well, I'll tell you what.
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I'll demonstrate it
for you. Don't go away.
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Mommy, Mommy!
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It's almost out. Look.
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Who tied the string
onto it?
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Sidney. He was gonna pull it
out, but I didn't trust him.
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You pull it, Mommy.
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Oh-- Uh--
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You've gotta be brave,
Mommy. Come on.
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Oh, okay. R-ready?
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One, two...
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I can't do it.
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Maybe you better
close your eyes.
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Yeah. Oh--
Oh, okay.
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- One, two--
- [Darrin] Okay, Sam.
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Ooh!
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It's out, Mommy.
It's out.
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Look, Daddy.
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Hey. How
about that?
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How about that?
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Can I go over and show Sidney?
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Sidney?
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Uh, y-you remember.
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Mrs. Kravitz's nephew.
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He's here visiting again.
Please?
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All right, sweetheart,
but come right back.
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How does it look?
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Well, I-I'm sorry, sweetheart,
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but it does take a bit
of getting used to.
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The great thing about it
is it's completely portable.
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Women can wear it
while doing the housework.
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Oh.
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You can...
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whittle away
the pounds as you go.
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Hey! You want a good
slogan for it?
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What?
"Whittle while you work."
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"Whittle while you work?"
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I think it's cute.
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"Whittle while you work?"
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Forget it.
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Mommy, Mommy.
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I'm never gonna play
with Sidney again.
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Well, what did
he do now?
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He says there's no such thing
as the Good Fairy.
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He says it's
the parents
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who put the money
under your pillow.
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That isn't true,
is it, Daddy?
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Well, uh,
actually, uh...
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Isn't it getting
awfully hot in here?
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Not for mothers.
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Well, no wonder.
Heh.
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I-I left this on high.
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I'd better get out
of this contraption.
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Is Sidney right?
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Do mommies put the money
under your pillow?
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Come here,
sweetheart.
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Tabitha, actually,
you're both right.
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It's all a matter
of believing.
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If you really believe
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and want the Good Fairy
to come, she will.
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Otherwise, mommies
and daddies do her job.
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Oh, goody.
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That means the Good Fairy
is coming here tonight.
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Right. Now,
you run up
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and get ready
for your bath.
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Okay.
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Good night, Daddy.
Good night, honey.
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Sam.
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Do you think
it's a good idea
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to fill her head with
all that nonsense?
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What nonsense?
About the Good Fairy.
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Well, for your information,
it is not nonsense.
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What?
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I happen to know the Good Fairy
personally.
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Her name's Mary.
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You mean, she's a witch?
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No.
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She's a good fairy.
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Y-you-- You mean, with, uh--?
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With wings and a magic wand
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and the--?
The whole works?
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Of course.
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You're not
putting me on?
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Witch's honor.
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A simple "I swear"
will do.
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I swear.
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Sam.
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Uh, did you just
hear something?
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Yes. I heard you
wake me up.
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I must
have been dreaming.
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As long as I'm up...
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I think I'll go downstairs
and get myself a glass of milk.
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You want anything?
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Yes. I wanna go
back to sleep.
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Now, be quiet, and don't
wake up the kids.
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Ow!
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Shh.
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Shh!
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Shh.
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Sam?
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Shh.
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Sam.
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[Samantha] Now, what is it?
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We have... company.
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Oh! Oh, Mary.
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Oh, Samantha.
Oh, brother.
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I knew it was a witch's house,
but I had no idea it was yours.
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Oh, uh--
Uh, ours.
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Uh, this is
my husband, Darrin.
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Oh.
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How do you do?
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How do you--?
Shh.
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It's been ages.
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Come on downstairs
and sit a while.
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I would love to.
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You know, the cold
bothers me more and more.
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It seems to get
into my bones.
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How about a nice
cup of tea?
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I could certainly use
something to warm me up.
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I don't know about tea though.
Uh, coffee?
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Coffee doesn't
agree with me.
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How about a drop
of brandy?
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What's brandy?
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It's a very good
warmer-upper.
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Ooh! Well, then,
that certainly
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should agree
with me.
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Come on.
Are you happy, my dear?
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Very.
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You don't miss
the old life?
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[Samantha] Well, I-I
don't get a chance to.
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The old life keeps
dropping in here
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with amazing regularity.
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Oh, how nice.
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Here we are.
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Thank you.
Mm-hm.
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What's this called?
Brandy?
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Yes. How do you like it?
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Very much.
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Say when.
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I hope you don't mind
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my popping in on you
like this, Samantha.
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But I really am
so tired.
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So I thought I would drop in
to a witch's house
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and just rest up.
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Oh, my goodness
gracious. Ha.
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I forgot to say when.
Oh, well.
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This has to keep me warm
all night long.
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Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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This is nice
and warming. Hah.
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Uh-- Uh, Mary, why don't you
let me fix you
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a little something to eat?
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How about a nice chicken
or roast beef sandwich?
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I really should be going.
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Roast beef?
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I-it'll only take
a minute.
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Oh, well, I'll, uh,
just put this back.
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Oh, here.
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You might as well
take the glass too.
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That was so good.
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Oh, that's Adam.
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I'll go up, Sam.
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Excuse me.
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[Samantha] Here we are.
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I really should
be leaving.
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I just dread going out
in that weather.
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Although that brandy
really did warm me up.
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Sam. Adam won't
go back to sleep
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until Mommy kisses him
good night.
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Oh, uh, e-excuse me.
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Uh, Sam.
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How long is
she gonna hang around?
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Well, I can't
ask her to leave.
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I can.
You be nice.
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Okay. Okay.
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Well, feeling
a little warmer now?
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Except for my toes.
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Although I--
I really don't think
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I should have any more
of that brandy.
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As they say, if you're
going to fly, heh,
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don't drink.
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Hm?
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It's a mortal joke.
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Oh.
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I like mortals.
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They're-- They're
so friendly.
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You. You have been
very "hospid-ibidle."
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Hospidib--
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You're a good host.
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It's my pleasure.
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Far be it from me
to spoil your pleasure.
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Sure. Here.
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Hm.
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Hey! There
go my toes!
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Whee!
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Uh, h-how are
we doing?
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You know, Samantha,
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you are married
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to a beautiful
person.
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A gorgeous,
beautiful person.
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I only wish
I could get
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a gorgeous hunk
of mortal
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like that
for myself.
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Uh-- Uh, Mary, I think
you'd better sit down.
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Nope! Just beginning to
feel the tips of my toes.
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Watch this.
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Stand back.
Stand back.
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Ooh.
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Did you ever see me do
the White Swan?
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Whee!
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She's crocked.
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Darrin!
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The Good Fairy
doesn't get crocked.
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Hey!
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How'd she get so crocked
on just two drinks?
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Mary, pull
yourself together.
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I-it's terribly late,
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and you said you had a long
list of children to visit.
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No. Not going out
in the cold.
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B-but, Mary,
y-you have to.
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You're the Good Fairy.
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All those children
are counting on you.
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Now, you can't
disappoint them.
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Why not? What did
they ever do for me?
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She doesn't know
what she's saying.
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Here's a list
of the children.
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Never forget you
for what you're doing.
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What do you mean?
Doing what?
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Oh. Well--
Well, you-- You--
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You don't think
I'm gonna do it?
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If you don't,
kindly tell me who.
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Well, well. Th--
That does it.
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Darrin, I have no choice.
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I-I have to substitute
for her.
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Why?
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Well, we're responsible
for her condition.
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She didn't even know
what brandy was.
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Someone's gotta
make her rounds.
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Mary. Uh, Mary,
wake up.
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No.
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Mary, please.
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Uh, just so we can
make the switch.
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Okay.
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Beautiful.
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Samantha, you look
absolutely, eh...
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Well? How do
I look?
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If anyone had ever told me
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that someday I'd be married
to the Good Fairy,
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I'd have punched them
right in the mouth.
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00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,303
H-how about a little kiss
on the cheek instead?
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Well, I guess I'd better give
these wings a trial run.
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Why do you need the wings?
Uh, can't you just?
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The Good Fairy
is not a witch.
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And for the time being,
I happen to be the Good Fairy.
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She doesn't have
the powers to fly.
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That's why
they gave her wings.
263
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,333
Who gave her wings?
264
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,752
Whoever gives out the wings.
265
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,630
Sorry I asked.
266
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,841
So... as long as I have
these wings on me,
267
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,510
witchery is out.
268
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,470
Yeah?
269
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,347
It's almost worth it.
270
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,307
Tsk.
271
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,688
Abner? Abner!
Oh, what is it?
272
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,899
There's a mosquito
in Sidney's room.
273
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,193
Well, as long as
it doesn't bite Sidney,
274
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,278
it's got nothing
to worry about.
275
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,577
Abner.
276
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,371
Abner, wake up.
277
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,872
Oh, what is it now?
278
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,708
Oh! You should
see this!
279
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,710
I-it-- It's
Mrs. Stephens.
280
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,214
She's got this, uh, flimsy
little thing on, like--
281
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,298
Like a ballet dancer.
282
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:28,719
A-and she's got these fake wings
in the back, and--
283
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,559
Abner! They're not
fake wings!
284
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,854
She's flying!
285
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,273
Gladys, if you wake
me up once more,
286
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,233
you'll be flying too.
287
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,255
Oh, Samantha.
Oh.
288
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,631
H-how did you do?
289
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,425
Oh, fine.
290
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,760
Except I am
exhausted.
291
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,430
Well, now you have
some idea
292
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,639
of what I go
through.
293
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,641
Did you have
any trouble sleeping?
294
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,311
It's the first
good night's sleep
295
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,937
I've had in centuries.
296
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,524
Do you have any idea
what a relief it is
297
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,651
not to sleep on your wings?
298
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,320
Yeah, I can
imagine.
299
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,996
Oh, what a luxury.
Huh.
300
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,707
Can't do this
with wings either.
301
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,959
Mary, I have to get my family up
and start the day,
302
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,961
so come on,
let's change back.
303
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,839
Well, c--
Hurry up, Mary.
304
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,424
I have a lot to do.
305
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,761
Um...
306
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,849
Samantha...
307
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,017
I've been
collecting teeth
308
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,852
and giving out coins
for centuries.
309
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,312
I'm sick of it.
310
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,564
If I never see
another kid's tooth
311
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,732
for the rest of my life,
312
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,359
I'll be delighted.
313
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,487
Uh-- Well, what
are you saying?
314
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,698
Don't you think I'm entitled
to a little vacation?
315
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,992
Well, sure, but I'm--
316
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,828
Well, I'm taking one.
At least for a while.
317
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:22,750
And in the meantime,
you're it.
318
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,002
But, well, you--
You can't do this.
319
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,380
I-I have responsibilities.
320
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,839
I-I have a husband and children.
321
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,343
Sure. And now that I've
unloaded this dumb job,
322
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,930
maybe I'll get a crack at
some of the goodies too.
323
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,516
You have no right to do this.
324
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,643
Maybe your husband has a friend?
325
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,353
Mary!
326
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,023
Sam?
What?
327
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,525
What? What?
328
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,901
What's all
the trouble?
329
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:49,902
Trouble?
330
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,696
Mm-hm. Oh, no. No-- No trouble.
331
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,407
Well, look, Sam,
I'd like--
332
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,580
What is she doing?
333
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,708
Scratching her back.
334
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,670
Uh-- Uh, look, Sam,
335
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:08,879
I'd like to get to
the office
336
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,464
a little early
this morning, so
337
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,717
uh, would you mind, uh,
getting out of that rig
338
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,884
and making
some breakfast?
339
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,678
Oh, well, i-if
you're in a hurry,
340
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,430
I won't take
the time to change.
341
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,431
Uh, look, Sam...
342
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,849
if it's all
the same to you,
343
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,059
I'd rather you shed
those wings right now.
344
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,936
Now?
345
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,563
Y-you mean this minute?
346
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,566
Mommy, Mommy.
347
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,403
Mommy, when did you
get to be the Good Fairy?
348
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,488
Very recently.
349
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,950
Wow. Wait till
I tell Sidney.
350
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,828
Tab-- Tabitha,
for the time being,
351
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,414
I think we ought to keep this
a family secret.
352
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:47,001
Gee whiz. Everything good
that happens here is a secret.
353
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,252
Oh, well, I'm sorry
about that.
354
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,963
You run out on the patio and
play. I'll get you breakfast.
355
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,089
Okay.
356
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,926
Okay, Sam.
357
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,638
What is it you're
trying not to tell me?
358
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,890
Maybe you'd rather
hear it after breakfast.
359
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,101
Uh, if it's bad news, it'll
sit better on an empty stomach.
360
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,728
Well, um...
361
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,522
Mary is being very obstinate.
362
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,025
She doesn't wanna be
the Good Fairy anymore.
363
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,861
B-but you're a witch.
Uh, slap a spell on her.
364
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,571
Boil up a potion.
Fire a two-broom salute.
365
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,076
Darrin, there is nothing
I can do about it.
366
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,953
Sam, this is the most
ridiculous thing
367
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:24,455
that's ever happened to us.
368
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,748
It's preposterous.
369
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,124
[Samantha] Why are you so uptight?
370
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,126
I'm the one that's stuck
with these dumb wings.
371
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:32,797
Furthermore, you are
just as much to blame as I am.
372
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,757
Well, Sam, I'm sorry.
373
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,467
I-I didn't mean to
yell at you.
374
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,552
But you've got to admit
that this--
375
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,680
Don't do that!
376
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,723
I-- I beg
your pardon?
377
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,475
Those wings are very delicate.
378
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,560
You've got to be gentle
with them.
379
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,730
Suppose a man
wants to hug you?
380
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:50,940
What do you do?
381
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,567
Nothing. Now you know why
382
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,027
they call me the Good Fairy.
383
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,865
Terrific.
384
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,826
Sam, what are
we going to do?
385
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,077
You can't hide out
forever.
386
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,663
Suppose somebody
sees those wings.
387
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,833
Well... you've always said
that I'm an angel.
388
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,711
Now I'll look the part.
389
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,587
That's something I've always
admired in you, Sam:
390
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:17,133
the way you can smile
in the face of...
391
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,592
disaster.
392
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,807
A little chill in the air
this morning, isn't there?
393
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,817
It's the Kravitzes.
And Sidney.
394
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,026
Sam, quick,
you better duck.
395
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,820
And take the Good Fairy
with you.
396
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,530
Come on, Mary.
Come on.
397
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,867
No. I'm not the Good Fairy
anymore.
398
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:46,162
I'm staying right here
to meet the people.
399
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,747
Oh!
400
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,582
Tell them
she's my aunt,
401
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,709
and get rid of them
as fast as you can.
402
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,051
Hi.
Hi, Mr. Stephens.
403
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,137
Can Sidney play
with Tabitha?
404
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,098
Sure. Uh, she hasn't
had breakfast yet, but--
405
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,600
Oh, that's wonderful.
406
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,060
Sidney, you just got
an invitation to breakfast.
407
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,521
What do you say?
What are you having?
408
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,064
You'll eat what you get,
you little--
409
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,608
Uh, Tabitha's out
on the patio.
410
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,906
Oh, ha-ha, I didn't
know you had company.
411
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:24,157
Uh, this is
Mrs. Stephens' Aunt Mary.
412
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,619
Mr. and Mrs. Kravitz.
How do you do?
413
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,746
[Abner] How do you do?
414
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,122
How do you do?
415
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,249
Uh, where's
Mrs. Stephens?
416
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:35,127
Or, uh, isn't
she back yet?
417
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,129
Uh, back? From where?
418
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:40,257
Wherever she was going
when I saw her last night.
419
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,803
In that funny costume
with the wings.
420
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,597
Wings? Uh, did
she say "wings"?
421
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,016
Now you know what
I have to go through.
422
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,936
And I saw her fly
right up in the air.
423
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,897
W-was this late at night?
Very late.
424
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,065
Well, then that
explains it.
425
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,233
[Gladys] Explains what?
426
00:21:57,273 --> 00:22:00,194
How come you saw
what you thought you saw.
427
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,863
Uh, things look very deceptive
in the moonlight.
428
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,782
Exactly what
I told her.
429
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,326
That's interesting...
430
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,162
because the moon
wasn't out last night.
431
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,207
Sure. It took one look
at you and went back in.
432
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,625
Listen, if
Sidney bugs you,
433
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,085
don't hesitate to
get rid of him.
434
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,628
I don't care how
you get rid of him,
435
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,046
just don't send him
back to us.
436
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,714
Don't worry about it.
437
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:21,882
Come on.
438
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,054
Sam?
439
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,763
Samantha, this is
getting impossible.
440
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:31,308
I'd finally gotten used to
being married to a witch,
441
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,893
but I never
promised to love,
442
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,311
honor and obey
the Good Fairy.
443
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,021
Now, don't you
worry, sweetheart.
444
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,690
I'll have a talk
with Mary.
445
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,066
Mary.
446
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,359
Mary?
447
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,321
Mary?
448
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,825
Mary?
449
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,201
Where'd she go?
450
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,829
I don't know. I was busy
with the Kravitzes.
451
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,955
Oh-oh. Y-you
check the patio,
452
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,249
I'll go upstairs.
453
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,214
Mary?
454
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:07,052
Tabs, have you seen
the Good--?
455
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,097
Have you seen Mary?
456
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,224
Yes, just a few
minutes ago.
457
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,934
She said she was gonna
take a little walk
458
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,227
to warm up her toes.
459
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:16,186
What?!
460
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,314
She went out
the back gate.
461
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,690
Oh, no.
462
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,359
Mary. Mary?
463
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,696
Your father gets excited
a lot, doesn't he?
464
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,115
Only when the Good Fairy
is here.
465
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,674
Calm down?
466
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:48,135
With the Good Fairy wandering
around the neighborhood?
467
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:49,303
And with
those cold toes,
468
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:50,679
it won't be very long
469
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:52,263
before she gets
a loose tongue,
470
00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:54,099
and we'll be on television
from coast to coast.
471
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,226
Not to mention
pole to pole.
472
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,896
Sweetheart, I'm sorry
I can't help you look for her.
473
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,941
You can help by keeping
away from the window.
474
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:09,823
[Tabitha] You come in
here, and I'll prove it to you.
475
00:24:11,407 --> 00:24:15,079
Boy, your whole family
is freaked out.
476
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,289
I think I'd better
go home.
477
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:20,042
I think my Aunt Gladys
wants me now.
478
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,419
Uh-- Uh-- W--
Wait a minute, Sidney.
479
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:26,256
Uh, what do you think of this
for a Halloween costume?
480
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,759
You're gonna wear it
for Halloween?
481
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,428
Well, I thought I might.
What do you think?
482
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,765
I think you're too old
to go out on Halloween.
483
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,770
Thanks, Sidney.
I needed that.
484
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,773
Don't miss "Mary,
the Good Fairy, Strikes Again."
485
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,441
Next week on Bewitched.
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