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Sam?
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[Samantha] Hi, sweetheart.
Hi.
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How'd it go?
Like silk.
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Larry and I played just a little
under our usual game,
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and, fortunately,
Mr. Langley beat us.
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What'd he shoot?
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A 68.
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Oh, my. It was certainly
decent of you to let him win.
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He made us
look like hackers.
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But considering
he's the president
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of Bigelow Industries,
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it was the least
we could do.
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And you got the account?
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Right.
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Darrin?
Hm?
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There's something
I've been meaning to ask.
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How come Mr. Langley is
president of Bigelow Industries?
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Well, the rumor is
that Mr. Langley
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quietly garnered
the majority of the stock.
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And the next thing
Bigelow knew, he was out.
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Oh.
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Now, for, uh,
some more good news.
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Yes?
Mr. Langley has invited us
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to join his country club.
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I like the other
good news better.
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Well, naturally,
I made it clear
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that I wanted to discuss it
with you first.
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Darrin, we don't need to join
some dumb country club.
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I couldn't agree more.
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But this situation's
a little bit delicate.
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See, J.J. Langley
is not only the president
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of Bigelow Industries,
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he is the president
and founder of the club.
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And it wouldn't be good
business to turn him down.
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Okay. We'll join.
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Good. I filled out
the application this morning.
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I thought you said you wanted
to discuss it with me first.
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We just discussed it,
didn't we?
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Anyway, uh,
here's the procedure.
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Sometime next week,
I have to play golf
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with two of the men on
the admissions committee,
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and you're expected
to entertain
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the ladies
on the committee.
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Heh.
How does that thrill you?
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I have a better idea.
Hm?
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Why don't I play golf
and you entertain the ladies?
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Ah!
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My dear child.
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How are you?
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Mother, it's not that
I'm not glad to see you,
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but don't you think
that Darrin and I
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deserve a certain amount
of privacy?
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Who?
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Oh, him.
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Sam, don't expect your mother
to be gracious.
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She doesn't do imitations.
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And if you'll excuse me,
I'll go upstairs and change.
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Oh, please don't change,
Durwood.
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I want to forget you
exactly as you are.
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Mother--
Hm?
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If you are going to insist
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upon popping in like this,
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uh, couldn't you be
a bit more pleasant?
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Well, it isn't easy.
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But I'll try.
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Can't you see what that
feeble excuse
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for a husband
is doing to you?
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He's turning you into
a live-in maid,
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an unpaid cook
and a babysitter.
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And now he's forcing you
to submit to the environment
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of a country club,
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which is just a meeting place
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for organized mortal snobs.
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I would love
to sit here and bicker,
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but I have to get lunch.
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So if you'll excuse me...
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Now, wait.
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Wait.
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Why can't you take an example
from your cousin Serena?
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Oh.
Well, she doesn't worry
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about diapers
or dinners or country clubs.
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She's footloose and fancy-free.
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She's quicksilver.
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She lives in the sparkle
of a star,
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in a flash of color.
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See all the fun
you're missing?
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How about those
handsome devils?
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I wouldn't trade Darrin
for a hundred of them.
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And he's every bit
as attractive.
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Mortal life has not only thrown
sand in your mental gears,
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it has also affected
your eyesight.
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If you'd like some lunch,
stick around.
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Hmph! Tsk.
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There must be some way
to make her see the light,
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some way to remind her
of what she's given up.
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Of course.
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I wonder why it didn't
dawn on me before.
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The Corsican brothers
Were hexed by a spell
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Which will work on cousins
Just as well
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From this point on
Without further ado
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What Serena feels
Samantha will too
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[Serena] Well!
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Oh!
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Okay, who's the wise guy?
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Sweetheart, you'll be
ready for lunch soon?
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Well, that depends.
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Is Ma Barker still here?
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Darrin, that is no way
to talk about my mother.
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And she's gone.
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You're pretty gone yourself,
you know that?
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Well, thank you, sir.
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No, I mean it.
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About the country club,
I know we don't dig that stuff.
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It was really great of you
to go along with it.
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Hm.
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You're the best little witch
a man ever had.
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Oh, be careful, my sweet.
Those are very hot.
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Mm! Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Oh. Ooh. What--?
What was that?
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Heh. It's called a kiss.
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Uh, n-no.
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I-I felt a burning sensation.
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They don't call me
"Hot Lips" Stephens
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for nothing.
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I-I guess there must be a lot
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of static electricity
in the air.
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Oh, h-hi, Larry.
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Hi, Sam, Darrin.
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Louise was still asleep
when I got back from golf,
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so I thought
I'd just drop over.
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Mm.
Darrin tell you the good news
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about our getting
the Langley account?
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Oh, uh, y-yes.
That's wonderful.
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And how about Langley
inviting you to join his club?
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I just can't tell you
how I feel about that.
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I knew you'd be delighted.
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And I've got more good news.
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We were blackballed?
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What?
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You know Sam
and her sense of humor.
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You may not realize it,
but it's a great honor
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to be invited
to join that club.
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Yes. I-I'm sure it is.
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Stop that.
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It's certainly nothing
to laugh about.
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I didn't know
you were ticklish.
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Well, I am.
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I'm sorry.
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Well,
I'm not that ticklish.
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Uh-- Uh, Larry, y-you said
you had more good news?
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Oh-- Oh-- Oh, yes.
Langley just called.
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Boy, you really made
an impression on him.
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And his wife.
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She heads up the women's
admissions committee.
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Oh.
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She wants--
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She and her co-chairman wanna
drop in and meet Sam right away.
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Right aw--?
Right away, when?
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This afternoon.
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This afternoon?
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I knew you'd be tickled.
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Mrs. Langley suggested 3:00,
if that's okay with you.
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3:00?
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Oh. Ha-ha-ha!
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I never knew 3:00
was such a funny hour.
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Why am I laughing?
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I have to go home
and wake up Louise.
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Well, bye, you two.
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Good luck.
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Honey.
Hm?
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What's the matter with you?
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Well, I-I don't--
I don't know.
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I-I've just got the giggles,
I guess.
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Well, you laughed
in some pretty unfunny places.
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Well--
Well, I couldn't help it.
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It--
It was involuntary.
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Like--
Like the hiccups.
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Sam, is there
something wrong with you?
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Uh, something witchy?
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Oh-- Oh, please. Please.
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Uh, ju--
Just don't mention it.
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Oh, now, Clark,
behave yourself. Ha-ha.
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Let's order some lunch.
I'm starved.
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Maybe we ought to have lunch.
I'm starved.
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Wait until you taste
this lobster salad.
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It's delicious.
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I think I'll have
the ring-tailed pheasant.
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It sounds out of sight.
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Uh, why do I have
this sudden craving
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for ring-tailed pheasant?
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The last time you wanted
ring-tailed pheasant,
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we found out Adam
was on his way.
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No, I can assure you this is not
the same ring-tailed pheasant.
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Well, excuse me.
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I have to go to the market.
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Uh, in the middle of lunch?
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Would you care
to explain that?
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Not now. I have to have
some ring-tailed pheasant.
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Uh, besides, I, uh--
I-I wanna pick up something
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to serve Mrs. Langley and her
friend when they arrive.
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I think I'd better do something
to make sure they don't arrive.
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Darrin,
don't just stand there.
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I have got to have
some ring-tailed pheasant.
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Here's some chicken Kiev.
Won't that do?
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No. No, it has to be
ring-tailed pheasant.
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Care for some more?
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Oh, no.
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I couldn't eat
another bite.
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Here it is.
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Springer's
ring-tailed pheasant.
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Too late.
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My craving just vanished.
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Well, uh, come on.
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There's some things
I wanna get
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for the ladies
of the Inquisition.
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Uh, Sam, will you forget
about them?
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I'm gonna call Larry right now
and tell him to cancel.
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Oh, Darrin, don't worry.
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As soon as we get home, I'll get
in touch with Dr. Bombay,
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and he'll fix
whatever's wrong with me.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna call Larry right now
and tell him to cancel.
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Come on. Let's groove.
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There's no music.
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There is now.
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I tried to get Larry,
but his line is busy.
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What are you doing?
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I think I'm dancing.
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You can dance your way
out of here
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and into the parking lot,
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and I'll call Larry
as soon as we get home.
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That's it.
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Let's take five,
or maybe 10.
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It stopped.
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Just as suddenly
as it started.
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I don't understand it.
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Don't worry,
sweetheart.
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I'll call Larry and get rid
of Mrs. Langley and her friend
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while you get in touch
with Dr. Bombay, and I'm sure--
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Heh.
Uh, Mrs. Langley, right?
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When you're right, you're right.
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Why are they here an hour early?
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To take me by surprise.
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It's an old female trick
used by old females.
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Well, they're here,
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so let's just make
the best of it.
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Oh, Mrs. Langley.
How nice to see you.
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I'd like you to meet
my wife, Samantha.
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Oh, how do you do?
How do you do?
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And may I introduce
my co-chairman,
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Mrs. Hunter.
Mrs. Hunter.
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Nice to meet you.
So nice to know you.
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I know
we're a little bit early,
255
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,884
but I thought
you wouldn't mind.
256
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,053
Oh, no.
No, of course not.
257
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,429
Please,
come right in.
258
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,896
Please, ladies,
259
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,274
uh, do go in and
make yourselves comfortable.
260
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,776
Uh, could I fix
you ladies a cocktail?
261
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,944
A cocktail?
262
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,280
Well, hardly in the middle
of the day. Thank you.
263
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,742
Sweetheart,
it's earlier than you think.
264
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,910
I think it's later
than I think.
265
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,747
Please, please. Won't you go in
and make yourselves comfortable?
266
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,915
And, um, I'll start
the refreshments.
267
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,083
I'll help you, honey.
268
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,131
Uh-oh. It's Hermione.
269
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,966
Who's Hermione?
270
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,134
My wife.
271
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,389
You are a rat.
272
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:12,101
And that
is an insult to rats.
273
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:17,273
Serena, my dear,
you seem to be upset.
274
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,816
I am.
275
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,110
The beast didn't tell me
he was married.
276
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:24,030
I hate men, all men.
277
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,324
Sam, why are you being
so obstinate?
278
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,117
Don't you know
that there's something
279
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,285
radically wrong with you?
280
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,953
Yes.
And I know what it is.
281
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,288
You.
What?
282
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,123
Oh, I-I'm sorry,
sweetheart.
283
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,958
I-I guess I'm upset.
284
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,212
Being a man,
you wouldn't understand.
285
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,381
You're beginning
to bug me.
286
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,341
And I don't know why.
287
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,093
Well-- Well, I do.
288
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,344
Whatever is wrong with you
289
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,054
is probably a spell
of your mother's.
290
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:52,350
Spell or no spell,
you're bugging me.
291
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,361
I'm sorry it took so long.
292
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,405
But that's what happens
when men
293
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,156
decide to help out
in the kitchen.
294
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,453
Well, answer the door,
will you?
295
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,958
At least they're good
for something.
296
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,211
Hi, Darrin.
Oh, Larry, what are you--?
297
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,463
I just came by to keep you
company when the ladies get--
298
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,175
Oh, they're here already.
299
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,220
Yes. They sort of caught us
by surprise.
300
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,388
How are you, Mrs. Langley?
301
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,265
Mrs. Hunter, nice to see you.
302
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,516
Mr. Tate.
Hello.
303
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,560
Oh, don't pay any attention
to me, ladies.
304
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,854
I just came by
to keep Darrin company.
305
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,897
How are things going?
306
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,776
We haven't started yet,
and you're not helping.
307
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,362
I beg your pardon?
308
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,532
Tsk. Men are such a drag,
aren't they?
309
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,534
They can be.
310
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,454
Mrs. Stephens has a very
special sense of humor.
311
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,997
It takes a little
312
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,540
getting used to,
but it's worth it.
313
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,500
I'm sure.
314
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,128
Mr. Stephens,
the purpose of our visit
315
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,339
was to get to know
Mrs. Stephens. So...
316
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,884
In other words, get lost.
317
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,013
Sure.
318
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,181
Sure.
319
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,393
Now, where were we?
320
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,228
What's she mad about?
321
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,563
Oh, yeah, she's not mad.
322
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:24,400
Uh, when she gets nervous,
she just sounds mad.
323
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,360
Oh, boy, what have you got
for a hangover?
324
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,488
How about a bicarb?
325
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:32,492
This is a hangover
I'm trying to get.
326
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,497
Oh, my goodness.
327
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,915
Oh, excuse me, ladies.
328
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,626
Uh, my canapés are burning.
329
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,172
Oh.
330
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,508
You really surprise me,
Serena.
331
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,135
Crying because a silly warlock
332
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,887
ran out on you?
333
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,473
I'm not crying
because he ran out on me.
334
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,099
Then why are you?
335
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,935
Because
336
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,980
now I don't have anything
to do this afternoon.
337
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,650
Oh, thank you.
338
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,944
I-I'm-- I'm afraid
they're a little scorched.
339
00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:11,113
It's the first time
it's happened. Uh...
340
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:14,116
It makes me so angry
I could cry.
341
00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:17,912
Oh, but, my dear,
they're not that scorched.
342
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:22,208
Oh, why, you can barely tell
that they're burnt.
343
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,213
Now what's
the matter with her?
344
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,422
Well, she, uh--
345
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,175
It must be her hay fever.
346
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,469
I never knew
Sam had hay fever.
347
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,637
Well, you know Sam.
348
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,640
She hates to brag. Heh.
349
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,560
I think I'd better have
another one of these.
350
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,563
Oh, stop sniveling
this instant.
351
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,273
You're spoiling everything.
352
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,483
What am I spoiling?
353
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,152
None of your business.
354
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,030
But you need something
to cheer you up.
355
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,115
Ah.
356
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:58,286
Drink this, and it will
change your whole outlook.
357
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,371
It will?
Mm-hm.
358
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,124
One drink, and look out.
359
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,417
Sounds groovy.
360
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,259
Mm!
361
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,219
It's not bad.
362
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,346
What is it?
363
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,640
Witches' Joy Juice.
364
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,602
I never heard of it.
365
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,353
Well, that's because
I just made it up.
366
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,026
You know,
367
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,737
you've been very good to me,
368
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,741
and I'd like to thank you both.
369
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,746
Tabitha.
What an odd name.
370
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,330
Is that Scandinavian?
371
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:50,087
No. It's international.
372
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,424
Oh, were you born abroad
by any chance?
373
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,592
Huh?
374
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,760
Oh.
375
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,137
Heh-heh.
No. A-Actually, I--
376
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,638
Why do you wanna know
where I was born?
377
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,724
That's no way
to judge a person.
378
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,601
Oh, well, of course not.
379
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,353
We only asked because--
380
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:09,315
Because you don't accept
foreign-born members, right?
381
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,233
That is not true.
382
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,736
We have one member
from Brooklyn.
383
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,571
Oh, is that a fact?
384
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,032
Whoopee!
385
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,241
I beg your pardon?
386
00:19:19,282 --> 00:19:21,243
Well, if a member
from Brooklyn
387
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:25,665
doesn't deserve
a "whoopee," who does?
388
00:19:25,705 --> 00:19:27,667
Hi.
389
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,048
Now what's the matter
with her?
390
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,510
Well, uh,
w-when Sam gets nervous
391
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,345
and then starts sounding mad,
392
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,806
she usually takes
a little nip or two
393
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,724
to give her confidence.
394
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:47,478
This stuff sure does
cheer you up.
395
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,816
I think you're happy enough.
396
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,234
Oh, auntie.
397
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,613
Have another burnt offering.
398
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,782
Ooh! Ha-ha!
Whoopsie-daisy.
399
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,743
No, no, no, no. Leave them
for the mice. Ha-ha.
400
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:06,789
Just a little whimsy
to liven up the party.
401
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,416
Darrin,
do something, quick.
402
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,334
Or we'll lose
the Langley account.
403
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,711
And we don't even
have it yet.
404
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,254
What can I do?
405
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,422
I don't know.
406
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,548
Yell "fire."
407
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,425
Anything.
408
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:19,301
Perhaps we should have given
Mrs. Stephens
409
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,137
a little more notice.
410
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,805
Uh, we seem to have caught her
at a bad time.
411
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,558
Oh, no. Not at all.
412
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:29,228
Anytime would have been
a bad time.
413
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,814
Say, where did you
get that hat?
414
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,442
Oh, uh, do you like it?
415
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,443
Nope.
416
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,821
I just wanna make sure
I stay out of that store.
417
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,489
I think
we should be leaving.
418
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:41,782
Oh, there's an idea.
419
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,161
Whoop. Hee-hee.
420
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,373
You're not
leaving already?
421
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,708
We really must go.
422
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,209
Oh, no.
Please stay.
423
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,627
You're entitled
to an explanation,
424
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,379
and I'm going
to give it to you,
425
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,173
just as soon as I find out
what it is.
426
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,382
Excuse us
just a minute.
427
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,842
Uh, Mrs. Langley,
Mrs. Hunter,
428
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,802
please come back
and sit down. You--
429
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,721
Samantha's not really
herself today.
430
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,600
But I-I-I'm sure in no time,
we'll find out--
431
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,643
Uh, s-sit down.
432
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,523
Samantha, what the devil
is going on?
433
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,400
Don't ask me.
Ask the devil.
434
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,529
Or his closest relative,
who happens to be your mother.
435
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,864
Ooh.
436
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,200
I think there's no reason
to wait longer.
437
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,785
I'm afraid I found out
more than I want to.
438
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,287
Uh, Mrs. Langley, please.
Uh, I-ladies,
439
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,539
I-I'm sure if you-- If you'll
just wait for just a second--
440
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,209
Mrs. Langley. Mrs. Langley,
I promised you an explanation,
441
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,667
and I think
I-I finally have it.
442
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,920
Yes?
443
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,589
The only problem is
how to explain it.
444
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,508
Oh,
please don't bother.
445
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,760
Mr. Langley is going to be
very disappointed.
446
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:43,928
Tsk.
447
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,721
That's too bad.
448
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,723
But I bet he won't be
half as disappointed
449
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:51,769
as Mr. Bigelow was when
Mr. Langley got rid of him.
450
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,395
When I tell Mr. Langley
451
00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:56,440
about this outrageous
interview--
452
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,776
That's what you get
for dropping in early
453
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,194
and snooping on people.
454
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,737
Outrageous interviews.
455
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,405
Ha-ha.
456
00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:06,242
I suppose you know
what this means.
457
00:22:06,282 --> 00:22:09,244
I suppose you know
what this means.
458
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,914
Uh, Mrs. Langley,
Darrin's just an employee.
459
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:13,791
I'm the president
of McMann & Tate.
460
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,464
Peekaboo.
461
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,925
I suppose you know
what this means.
462
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,469
I sure do.
463
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,887
Whoopee!
464
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,349
Ooh, my.
465
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,810
Ha-ha.
Ooh, the Kickapoo Joy Juice.
466
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:45,446
I have a wonderful idea
for your mother.
467
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,532
What's that?
468
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,826
She should be sent
to a psychiatrist,
469
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,703
if witches have
such a thing.
470
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:51,954
They don't.
471
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,998
Then they should invent one
just for her.
472
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,624
Oh, will you calm down?
473
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,294
She came back and took
the spell off me, didn't she?
474
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,462
Hm. That was swell of her.
475
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,465
After I lost
the Langley account.
476
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,426
You do realize
you're talking to a man
477
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,511
who's going to have to find
a new job?
478
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:10,848
Well, maybe it's time
for a change.
479
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,309
Yeah, of wives.
480
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,810
Darrin.
481
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:21,984
Hi, Darrin.
482
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,861
I thought you and I
weren't speaking.
483
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,031
Where's your sense of humor?
484
00:23:27,071 --> 00:23:28,616
When I said you were fired,
485
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,743
you didn't think
I meant you were fired?
486
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:31,911
What did you mean?
487
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,287
Hi, Sam.
488
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,747
Wait till you hear.
489
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:35,830
Hear what?
490
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,625
I just heard it on the radio.
491
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,627
The swindle that Langley pulled
to get Bigelow
492
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:42,379
out of the company
will be front-page stuff.
493
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,882
And our being involved
with him at a time like this
494
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,634
could--
Could have ruined us.
495
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,553
That's what I call luck.
496
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,722
What makes you think
it was luck?
497
00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,891
Hm?
498
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:57,019
I told you
we should have told him.
499
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:58,103
Told him what?
500
00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,022
Why I put on
that little performance
501
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,106
for the ladies.
502
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,525
You mean you knew
about Langley?
503
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,195
But how?
504
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:09,365
Well, uh, Sam didn't,
uh, really know.
505
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,034
She just had a, uh,
premonition.
506
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,535
A premonition?
507
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,580
Come on, Sam, tell me the truth.
508
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,123
How did you find out about it?
509
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,711
Larry, uh,
don't tell anybody,
510
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:26,757
but I'm married to a witch.
511
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,184
A premonition, huh?
512
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,270
Now, let's have
a drink on it.
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