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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Who are you?I'm Paige.
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A unique child can require
a lot of attention.
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Try all the attention.
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Barry and I haven't been
in a good place in a long time.
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This is oddly reminiscent
of a dinner with my family.
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Do you think Stone Age parents
stayed together forever?
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They had to. There
were no lawyers.
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Well, I think my parents
are getting a divorce.Why?
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They fight
all the time.
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About what?Mostly me.
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I guess I'm lucky.
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Why?
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I'm the glue that holds
our family together.
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No more coffee?
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Last cup.
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Well, you mind making more?
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I just sat down.
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But you finished the pot.
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George, if I wanted
to make a cup of coffee,
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I'd have stayed at my house.
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Mmm.
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One day I'm gonna put you
in a home,
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and I'm gonna smile
just like that.
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That's fine.
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By then I won't know
who you are anyway.
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Guess who is getting a divorce.
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About time. Congrats.
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Linda and Barry Swanson.
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Who's that? A-And can you
tell me how to make coffee?
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They're Paige's parents.
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Who?
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The little smart girl.
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Apparently she's taking
the divorce really hard.
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I guess she's been having
trouble in school.
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Aw, poor thing.
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Linda thinks Sheldon
might be a good influence,
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you know, maybe rub off
on her a little bit.
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What, she wants her kid
to be more like Sheldon?
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I don't know what
to say about that.
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So, good news.
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Paige is gonna
spend the weekend with us.
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My history with Paige
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brought up
complicated feelings.
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She challenged me.
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Do you know if you'll be doing
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a full-color octet calculation
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with matrix manipulations?
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I know you're in my spot.
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She disturbed me.
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Hi, Sheldon!
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She enraged me.
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Checkmate.
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Things were simpler
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for my simple-minded sister.
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Yay!
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Shelly, I got you something.
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The Professor Proton
Science Kit!
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Wait a minute.
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Last time you gave me a present
for no reason,
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I had to get a booster shot.
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Nothing like that.
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I was just thinking,
it might be a fun thing for you
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to share with Paige.
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Sharing. Sometimes I feel
like you don't know me.
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Paige is having a rough time
at home right now,
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and I think she could really
use a friend.
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A crocodile could really
use a meal,
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but that doesn't mean
I should leap into his mouth.
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Shelly, I am asking you
to do this for me.
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This was the woman
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who cut the crusts off
my sandwiches.
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She had me. Into the mouth I go.
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Why haven't you mowed the lawn?
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I been busy.
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Well, you're not busy now.
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I'm working out.
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Got the word "work"
right there in it.
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Get out there and mow.
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Why? I'm making good money.
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I don't need an allowance,
so I don't need to do chores.
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It's not about that.
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You're part of this family,
you still need to help out.
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So I'm just here
to do your bidding?
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Well, and people say
Sheldon's a genius.
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I just want to remind you both
to please be sensitive
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about the situation
with Paige's family.
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She's talking to
you, dingus.
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Both of you.
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Hi, come in.Hello.
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Hi, Missy.
Hi, Sheldon.
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What did you do to your hair?
Is this because
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your parents got divorced?
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Dingus.
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Well, she just
really wanted to,
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and I thought, you know,
under the circumstances,
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why not?
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Well, I think it looks great.
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So, can I have pink...?
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No. Why don't you kids go play?
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I'd rather have pink hair
than together parents.
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I don't blame you.
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Well, it's about time.
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Hi, Mr. Cooper!
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Billy.
What are you doing?
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I'm mowing the lawn.
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What are youdoing?
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Did Georgie put
you up to this?
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Yeah. He's paying me.
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That dummy.
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I'm raising the money
to buy a Jet Ski.
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I mean, I'm thrilled
that he's gone,
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but I do worry about
how it's affecting Paige.
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Of course.
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You and George have
such a beautiful family.
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I think it's good for her
to be around that right now.
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Oh. Hey.
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Nice to see you.
Sorry about the divorce.
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I got to go yell
at my idiot son.
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Georgie!
Where are you?
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You look great,
by the way.
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Oh, thanks.
I started smoking again.
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What the hell's
wrong with you?
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You think it's okay
for Billy Sparks
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to do yourwork?
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I paid him.
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I tried to give him two dollars,
but he only wanted one.
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Damn it, Georgie, I'm trying
to teach you responsibility.
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You can't just buy your way
out of everything in life.You sure?
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'Cause I'll give you ten bucks
to leave me alone right now.
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Go mow the lawn.
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I'm not gonna
say it again.
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Fine. But I'm only doing this
so you'll get off my back.
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Oh, you'll know when I'm
on your back, little man.
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Now we can be hair twins.
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Paige, you're supposed to be
doing science with me.
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That's boring.
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I want to do
something dangerous.
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This isdangerous. We don't have
an eye wash station.
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Let's go to the mall.Mom doesn't like the mall.
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She says the mannequins
don't have enough clothes on,
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but I think
it's 'cause we're poor.
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We are poor.
I do our taxes.
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Don't worry.
I'll ask her.
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Ever since my
parents got divorced,
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people can't
say no to me.
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My mom promised she would
take me to the mall to get me
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a new backpack,
but she was so busy
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cleaning my dad's stuff
out of the garage
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that I think
she forgot.Oh.
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Of course I can take you.
Anything you need.
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Thank you,
Mrs. Cooper.
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Will you marry me?
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Why are you taking
a backpack to the mall?
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This is my mall
safety kit.
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Earplugs to drown out
crowd noise,
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Wet-Naps to wipe down
escalator handrails,
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a compass, a map of the mall,
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and a whistle,
in case I get lost
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or approached by a woman
holding a perfume bottle.
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You want to stuff him
in there, right?
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No.
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Okay, Paige,
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where should we go
to get your backpack?
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The Hello Kitty store.I would help you find it,
but this subpar mall map
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isn't even
oriented north.
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Let's go.All right, have fun
at the Hello Kitty store,
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and meet me at the
fountain in half an hour.
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Just to be clear, there are
no actual kitties, right?
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I can't imagine
talking to my dad
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the way this kid
talks to me.
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I'd have had a belt
on my backside so fast...
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My dad was a hugger.
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I had to tell him three times
to mow the lawn,
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and he still gave me attitude.
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He's going to school,
holding down a job.
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If he was my kid,
I'd be proud of him.
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I am proud of him.
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When he's not being
a total pain in my ass.
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You ever tell him you're proud?
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He knows.
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I think it's important
for children to hear it.
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You don't even have kids.
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I teach and coach teenage boys.
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I also put up with
your childish nonsense.
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Georgie's just being
so damn disrespectful,
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I don't want to reward that.
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All right.
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My father never said
he was proud of me.
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I turned out just fine.
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George, I'm just trying
to have a nice day,
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make some white folks
uncomfortable.
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Can you please?
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This isn't
the Hello Kitty store.
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No. It's Hot Topic.
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What's the topic, devil worship?Hey,
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did you know there's
a bow tie section in the back?
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Why would they hide
that in the back?
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Ooh.What's that?
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Body glitter.
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That's so much better
than regular glitter.
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Then buy it.
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I don't have
any money.
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Then steal it.
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No, my mom
would kill me.
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Fine. Your mom
can't punish me.
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I didn't see
any bow ties,
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just a shirt with
a bad word on it.
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What did you put
in your pocket?
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Nothing.
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Are you guys stealing?
Because if you are,
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I am prepared to literally
blow the whistle on you...Okay.
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Okay.
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Relax, we were just
playing around.
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Let's just get
out of here.Good.
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Everyone behind the counter
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has an earring
where an earring
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does not belong.
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Hey, Vern,
looks like you're turning
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into quite the little shopper.
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Hey.
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I've already mowed the lawn.
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I know.
Thanks for doing that.
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So what do you want?
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Well, I was thinking you and I
could go grab a burger.
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Why?
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'Cause I thought
it'd be a nice thing to do.
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Which restaurant?
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Why does it matter?
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Well, McDonald's burgers
are fried,
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and sometimes
I like flame-broiled.
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Fine, we can go to Burger King.
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I don't like the fries
at Burger King.
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Ooh, Arby's has
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those curly fries.
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Shoot, they don't have burgers.
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Then let's go to Whataburger.
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Okay, but I hope you're not
this cranky the whole meal.
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So,
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we haven't really had
a chance to talk much lately.
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Why is it so hot in here?
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AC's busted.
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Why don't you get it fixed?
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'Cause I got better things
to spend my money on.
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Anyway,
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what I wanted to say
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is, even though I'm not loving
your attitude lately,
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I think it's great
you got this job
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and y-you're doing
so well at it.
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I'm proud of you.
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All right.
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That's all you have to say?
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Well, maybe if I wasn't
sweating my balls off,
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I could think of something else.
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Just stick your head
out the window.
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If it's about money,
I've got money.
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It can even be a loan
if it makes you feel better.
258
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Don't you dare.
259
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,475
You said you're proud of my job.
I don't think you are.
260
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You know what? Forget lunch.
261
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,478
Let's just go home.
262
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,829
Smart. Save some money
for your truck.
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That's it.
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You're walking.
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00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:12,323
I had survived a perilous trip
to the accessory store,
266
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:16,632
but it turned out,
the real accessory was me.
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00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,639
I can't believe you stole.
268
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,728
You walked out with it.
You stole.
269
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,034
Why would I steal glitter?
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I already have
a sparkling personality.
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Tell it to the cops.
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Or your cellmate.
273
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:35,129
You're so smart.
Why are you acting like this?
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Maybe I don't want to be smart.
275
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I have to sit down.
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Being smart sucks.
277
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,877
It's the reason
we moved here from Arkansas,
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a-and my parents never yelled
at each other before that.
279
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:51,014
It's just better to be normal.
280
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:54,539
It works for me. But I
also have good cheekbones.
281
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,026
You swim here?
282
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:06,726
Dad kicked me out of his truck.
I had to walk back.
283
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,380
What dumb thing
did you say or do?
284
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,731
How do you know I'm the one
who did something dumb?
285
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,994
'Cause you kind of shine at it.
286
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,779
All I did is offer
to pay to fix his AC.
287
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,129
And there it is. Dumb.
288
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,261
What's wrong with that?
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00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,697
Your dad is a grown man.
290
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,092
He doesn't want his kid
giving him money.
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00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,050
So he's glad I'm making money,
292
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,836
but I'm not allowed to use
that money to help him out?
293
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,751
I don't get it.Well, someday,
when you have
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a bunch of sweaty, mullet-headed
kids running around, you will.
295
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,278
Oh, I ain't never having kids.
296
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,716
Well, that's the smartest thing
I ever heard you say.
297
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,762
Thank you.
298
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,076
John Sturgis at your service.
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00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,774
Dr. Sturgis, Sheldon Cooper.
300
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,166
Hello, Sheldon.
301
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,211
How are you doing?
302
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,517
Confused, upset, annoyed,
303
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,868
and potentially
in trouble with the law.
304
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:05,262
Well, in which order would
you like to handle this?
305
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,829
Let's start with confused,
306
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,962
but if we hear sirens
approaching, we'll jump ahead.
307
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,181
Great. What's on your mind?
308
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,793
Do you ever wish
that you weren't smart?
309
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,839
So I would be short,
lonely andstupid?
310
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,667
No, that seems worse.
311
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,016
Why do you ask?
312
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,844
Do you remember Paige?
313
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,846
Of course,
brilliant little girl.
314
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,152
I know, but she says
that she doesn't
315
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,110
want to be smart anymore.
316
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:31,375
Well, perhaps she's experiencing
some sort of identity crisis.
317
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:34,030
Is it possible her ex
is dating someone
318
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:38,121
who seems better for her
in every imaginable way?
319
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,036
I'm confused.
320
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,690
So am I.
321
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,824
How do I make her understand
that being smart is the best?
322
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:50,003
Might I suggest, instead
of trying to fix her problem,
323
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,222
you just listen?
324
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,138
When I was in the psychiatric
ward, I learned that people
325
00:13:55,182 --> 00:14:00,143
who are struggling emotionally
often just need to be heard.
326
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,145
Hmm.
327
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:05,018
Sounds difficult,
but I suppose I could try.
328
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,672
Another thing I learned in
the hospital is that some people
329
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:10,893
believe there are weird mole men
living in tunnels
330
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,243
deep inside the earth.
331
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,942
Well, this has been
mostly helpful.
332
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,944
And you're mostly welcome.
333
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,603
You made it.
334
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,649
Yeah, I made it.
335
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,657
Sorry.
336
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,574
No problem.
337
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,364
Ow.
338
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:51,151
Ow. Is there a way to do this
so it doesn't hurt?
339
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,153
No. Beauty is pain.
340
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,764
Boy George must really suffer.
341
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,157
Missy, I need a moment
with Paige.
342
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,072
Make it quick.
343
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,117
I'm only half-beautiful.
344
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,079
Yeah?
345
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,776
I'm listening.
346
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:08,777
To what?
347
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:09,996
To you.
348
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,519
I'm not saying anything.
349
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,216
Well, if you wanted to say
anything, I'd be listening.
350
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,784
But I don't want
to say anything.
351
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,221
And I don't want to be
listening, but here we are.
352
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,570
Are you feeling better yet?
353
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:24,053
You're being weird,
and not in the usual way.
354
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,101
Guess that's my life now.
355
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,537
What do you mean?
356
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:34,237
Everyone is acting weird.
357
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:39,242
My mom is going on dates and
my dad is acting like a child.
358
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:42,985
My sister's crying all the time.
359
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,770
I just
360
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:51,124
wish that everything could
go back to the way it was.
361
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,997
I don't think it will.
362
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,565
It turned out I was
really good at listening.
363
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:01,264
The trick is to sit there, and
when you want to leave, don't.
364
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:05,834
I have to live
in two separate houses.
365
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:10,752
And my grandma says the meanest
things about my dad.
366
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,233
I know that everyone is upset
367
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,191
that I'm not doing well
in school.
368
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:19,282
It's just hard to care.
369
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,331
Everything that used
to seem important to me
370
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:28,813
just... doesn't anymore.
371
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:35,820
So I guess, really,
I just feel alone.
372
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,957
That sounds hard.
373
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,395
Yeah... it is.
374
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,397
Dr. Sturgis was right.
375
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:51,880
There was nothing I could do
to fix this, or so I thought.
376
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,100
Can I offer you a hot beverage?
377
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,928
That would be nice.
378
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,061
Be right back.
379
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,412
The "Hot Beverage of Comfort"
380
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,066
would become my go-to method
381
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,938
of dealing with someone
in emotional distress.
382
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,766
And it always worked.
383
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,117
Except when my wife
was in labor,
384
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,163
where it was suggested
I throw it in my own face.
385
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,954
What you doing?Paige is feeling sad,
386
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:25,261
so I'm making her
a hot beverage.
387
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,307
Oh. You're a good kid.
388
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,963
I'm proud of you.
389
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,923
Thank you.
390
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,359
Of all my accomplishments,
391
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:39,145
I don't know why he singled
this moment out,
392
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,017
but I'm glad he did.
393
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,584
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