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[man] Previously
on Work in Progress...
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I mean, he goes and meets
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-this Carol Ann...
-[Alison] Carol Lynn.
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and then they
decide to get married?
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[Abby]
Danger Zone is playing
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-at Dad's wedding?
-Oh, yeah.
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Oh, hey, I'm Jamal.
My brother.
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Hey, I'm Mark.
Nice to meet you.
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Hey Chris, could
you try not to get
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that orange stuff on
my dead mom's couch?
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-I'm here for you.
-Aww. Thanks, Campbell.
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Ask me anything about my past,
just not my dead name.
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♪ slow piano music plays ♪
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[Abby, laughing]
I cannot--
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I cannot believe
you just did that.
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[Grace laughing]
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You are ruh-diculous.
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I mean, come on, Mom.
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Abby, that is not a weed.
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Wait, wait.
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Okay, Mom,
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how is this a plant...
and this a weed?
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Well, they're different.
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One adds beauty,
and one is a nuisance.
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Yep.
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Going forward,
can you not be so obvious
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when you're comparing
me and Alison?
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-Oh, Abby.
-Much appreciated.
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You know that
is not what I meant.
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Well, I don't know that.
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Besides, your sister refused
to come and help today,
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so guess who's
the nuisance?
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Ha ha!
Yeah!
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-See what I did there?
-Yeah.
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Okay. Hey, look, I know
I forgot something,
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but there's nothing
I can do about it.
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-Okay.
-All right.
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[phone chiming]
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Okay. Ah, shit,
somebody's texting me,
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I don't even have to look,
I know it's Alison.
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-She's a fucking tyrant!
-[chiming continues]
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Okay, I'll see you later!
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And Meg texted me,
can you believe that?!
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Breathe, Abby!
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[Abby]
Ahh, fuck!
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[murmuring]
...two, three....
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Alison] Ohh, great,
there's the table.
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Okay, I know that I had ten.
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Just put that right there.
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[Abby] I'm here! Sorry.
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I'm here. Pine cones.
I'm on it.
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So here's how the day
is going to run.
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Jesus fucking Christ,
is Obama coming?!
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-Look at this crap!
-Can you just follow the plan?
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All right, got it.
I'm pine cones. Whatever.
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-Hi, you guys!
-[kids] Hi, Aunt Abby!
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Hi! Argghh!
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Hey, Aunt Abby.
Why do you need pine cones?
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I'm not the one
that needs 'em.
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Your mom does,
for table numbers.
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Table one gets one pine cone,
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table two gets two pine cones--
you get it.
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Why not just
write the numbers?
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I have no idea, Matty,
I don't get it at all.
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Let's ask Lady Pinterest
over there.
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-[Alison] Abby!
-[Abby] Ohh! [laughs]
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Yeah, yeah, we're on it!
Hey, Matty. Pine cones...
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[both chant] ...pine cones,
pine cones, pine cones...
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-Help Aunt Abby. Thank you.
-[chanting continues]
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[Minister]
Love can surprise.
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Love can heal.
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Love can bridge.
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Edward and Carol Lynn have
found love in the purest form.
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This union is a much-needed
reminder for all of us
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that we can never
give up on love...
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I thought for sure my mom
was gonna outlive my dad,
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but there's no way my dad's
gonna outlive Carol Lynn, right?
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By the power vested in me
by the state of Illinois,
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I pronounce you
partners for life.
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Or at least until Edward dies.
Right?
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Give her some sugar,
brah!
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You know, I don't think
half a Xanax was enough.
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[Minister] Please rise.
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It is my extreme pleasure
to present to you
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Mr. and Mrs. Edward...
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and Carol Lynn McEnany-Richards!
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[cheers, applause]
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-It's time to drink!
-[applause continues]
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♪ instrumental music plays ♪
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[no audible dialogue]
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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[Abby] Please, please, please,
tell your girl that you guys
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are opening up with
"What a Fool Believes."
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-Tell me, tell me, Jags.
-Oh, we are not.
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-[Abby] Ah, goddammit!
-You know what,
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I'm just excited for
"In The Air Tonight."
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-That's Phil Collins.
-No it's not. It's Loggins.
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No, it's not.
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So you only do
Kenny Loggins songs?
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No, we do other stuff too.
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But, uh, Loggins
is in our wheelhouse.
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Especially "Su-su-suddio."
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[Jags] Oh, see? That's--
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Look who's here, it's Mike!
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-Hey!
-[Abby] Hey, Mike!
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-How's everybody doing?
-[Campbell] Great, it's fun!
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Just counting down
the minutes
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till I can enter
the Danger Zone!
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Yeah, you are!
Whoo!
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[Abby] You were so out of it,
that was the biggest burn!
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-It was not a burn!
-You had no idea!
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-What a load, yes it was!
-[Jag] That's our band's name!
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-Yeah, we know!
-[laughs]
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OK, you guys,
I'm gonna sneak off
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and have a cigarette,
all right? I'll be right back.
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When were you ever
able to sneak anything?
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I get it, Mike!
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I'm loud!
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Go fuck yourself,
you tool bag!
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-[laughter]
-I love you!
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You guys know
I got a tattoo? Hmm?
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Really?
Which Chinese symbol?
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Fortitude.
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[Campbell]
Good story, Jags.
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[grunts, exhales]
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Worst part's over.
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Jesus.
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[contents of bag thudding]
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-[muttering]
-[pills rattling in bottle]
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Hmmm... Ooh, yes!
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Yesssss!
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I know they're in here-- Oh!
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[rummaging]
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[Abby quietly crying]
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[sobbing]
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[sniffling, crying]
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Love you.
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-It's okay, kid.
-[Abby sobbing]
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It's okay.
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Bye, Mom, I love you.
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[Abby and Alison sobbing]
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[sobbing continues]
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-Anybody got any whites?
-Come on.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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No. No.
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-[Alison sobs]
-Shh, shh.
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I'll call Mandel & Son.
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Take 'em a while to get here.
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I know. I know. I do.
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Everybody grieves
differently, okay?
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Is that what your
therapist told you?
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Every single one of 'em.
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[both laugh softly]
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[Abby] Hey. Hey, hey.
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-Go call Mike, okay?
-I will.
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All right.
You're all right.
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-I love you.
-I love you too.
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[Alison sobbing]
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[sniffles]
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[sighs]
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[pills rattling]
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♪ upbeat electronic
music plays ♪
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[wedding guests chatter]
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You know I smoke,
Dad.
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Well, I don't want
to know that.
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It's just been
a stressful day.
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That's...
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And why is that?
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You know why.
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Dad, you just got remarried...
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and Mom only died, like,
two and a half years ago?
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Yeah, I know.
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-[blows air]
-I know.
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It's like you met
some random woman,
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and then you up and marry her...
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[scoffs]
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I didn't up and marry
Carol Lynn...
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and she's not
some random woman.
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Okay, look,
I understand that,
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but that's what
it feels like to me.
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Look, Abby...
[sighs]
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just because I got married
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doesn't mean that I don't
miss your mom every day.
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Every day.
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I see her...in you,
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and Alison, and those kids.
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[Abby chuckles]
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It's just...
I just haven't felt this,
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I don't know...
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calm?--
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since she got sick.
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I really do want
you to be happy.
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I hope you know that.
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I do. Yeah.
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It just--it just seemed sudden,
and I'm just having trouble.
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It'll be all right.
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Well, I get that.
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But...
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I hope you can
give her a chance.
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I will!
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Dad, I have.
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She's really cool,
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and it's really
pissing me off.
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-I really like her!
-[both laughing]
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Just so fucking cool.
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Oh...
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And Dad...
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she's, like, 25 years
younger than you?
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Like, what's the deal
with that?
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Ooooh... [laughs]
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You know I hate
when you do that.
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Dad, don't.
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I hate it.
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Abby, Chris is
23 years younger
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-than you are.
-That is totally different.
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He's only been able to
buy liquor for two years.
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Well,
luckily for you,
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I didn't meet him
three years ago.
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[Chris]
I saw you were empty-handed.
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Thank you very much.
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See? You could learn
a thing or two from him.
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Awright.
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[all laugh]
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-I love you, kid.
-I love you too, Dad.
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[Alison, over PA]
Everyone, please be seated.
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Dinner is served.
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And don't forget to sign
the keepsake picture frame
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for the bride and groom.
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[Edward sighs]
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I will never display
that frame.
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[Abby, chuckling]
Thank God.
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[Campbell] And, like,
how did that autistic boy
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even know about AIDS?
You know what I mean?
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-What are you talking about?
-St. Elsewhere.
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The finale
of St. Elsewhere.
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That whole series
ended up being a dream
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in that autistic kid's head.
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[Chris] I think this could be
a dream in some kid's head.
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-[laughter]
-Okay, if that were true,
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it'd be a fucked-up kid
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and somebody should just
put him out of his misery
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and hold a pillow
over his face.
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-[Chris] Abby!
-[all] Whoa!
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-I'm sorry. I call...
-[crosstalk]
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You know what's also
a little effed up?
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Abby killed her therapist.
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-[Abby] Okay.
-[man] Shut up.
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She's fuckin' fake news,
over here, okay?
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-[laughter, crosstalk]
-[Campbell] Tell us, please.
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[Abby]
It's a complicated story.
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And the complication of it
255
00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,637
is that she still talks
to her dead therapist.
256
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,345
-So...
-Yeah. First of all,
257
00:12:02,428 --> 00:12:03,720
I'm on a budget,
258
00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:05,553
I'm very cheap,
I have 37 minutes left,
259
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,553
and I've got a lot to say!
260
00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:09,095
-[Jamal] Shut up!
-[laughing]
261
00:12:09,178 --> 00:12:11,011
Yeah. I'm holding on,
262
00:12:11,095 --> 00:12:13,303
we have a lot
to catch up on.
263
00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:15,553
[chatter]
264
00:12:15,637 --> 00:12:18,011
[Jamal] No, that's
when I realized that,
265
00:12:18,095 --> 00:12:19,679
Markie Post
really speaks to me.
266
00:12:19,762 --> 00:12:21,512
-Oh, my...
-Oh, my God!
267
00:12:21,595 --> 00:12:24,929
I had no idea that that's
where this story was going.
268
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,512
I mean, she's obsessed
269
00:12:26,595 --> 00:12:28,011
-with Vincent D'Onofrio.
-Yeah!
270
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,929
The guy from Law & Order!?
271
00:12:30,011 --> 00:12:32,136
Okay, first of all,
Law & Order: Criminal Intent,
272
00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:35,637
and yeah, I find him attractive
at all of his weights.
273
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,845
-Really?
-Yeeeees.
274
00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:40,970
What? Yes!
You know what? Look. Look.
275
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,887
His intent, he's, like,
looking into my soul right now,
276
00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:46,011
-and he really gets me.
-[Campbell] I don't know.
277
00:12:46,095 --> 00:12:48,387
And I just find him
really sexy!
278
00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:50,720
Is Abby talking about
Vincent D'Onofrio again?
279
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,387
[laughter, crosstalk]
280
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:53,887
Dad, come on!
281
00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:56,428
Yes. You know,
it's a tough crowd,
282
00:12:56,512 --> 00:12:58,720
and I'm not liking it
very much!
283
00:12:58,804 --> 00:13:01,428
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you all for coming
284
00:13:01,512 --> 00:13:04,512
all the way to Galena
to see Danger Zone!
285
00:13:04,595 --> 00:13:07,345
-Yeah! Whoo!
-[band playing intro]
286
00:13:07,428 --> 00:13:08,720
And to celebrate
287
00:13:08,804 --> 00:13:11,345
Edward and Carol Lynn's
special day. We love you guys.
288
00:13:11,428 --> 00:13:13,845
We wanna make
a quick toast here if we can,
289
00:13:13,929 --> 00:13:15,220
everybody grab your glasses.
290
00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:17,387
Can we get a beer
for the band, maybe?
291
00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:18,637
Listen, Edward.
292
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,345
You're my favorite
father-in-law.
293
00:13:20,428 --> 00:13:24,011
I learned this the hard way:
happy wife, happy life.
294
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,887
-I love ya, honey.
-I love you too, babe!
295
00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:29,011
[Mike] Here's to you.
Let's raise our glasses
296
00:13:29,095 --> 00:13:31,220
to Edward and Carol Lynn.
297
00:13:31,303 --> 00:13:33,679
To Edward
and Carol Lynn!
298
00:13:33,762 --> 00:13:36,720
[Danger Zone]
♪ I'm alright ♪
299
00:13:36,804 --> 00:13:39,762
-"Easy Lover!" "Easy Lover!"
-♪ Nobody worry 'bout me ♪
300
00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:42,845
♪ Why you gotta
gimme a fight? ♪
301
00:13:42,929 --> 00:13:45,345
♪ Can't you just let it be? ♪
302
00:13:46,929 --> 00:13:48,679
♪ Don't it get you moving? ♪
303
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,470
♪ M-m-m-m-m-man ♪
304
00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:52,095
♪ It makes me feel good ♪
305
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:54,428
[Jags] ♪ Some
Cinderella kid ♪
306
00:13:54,512 --> 00:13:56,261
♪ Then get it up
and give you the job ♪
307
00:13:56,345 --> 00:13:58,011
♪ Dup, dup, dup, dup,
dup, dup, dup, dup ♪
308
00:13:58,095 --> 00:13:59,470
-♪ I'm-- ♪
-♪ Dum, dum, dum, dum ♪
309
00:13:59,553 --> 00:14:01,929
♪ I'm all right... ♪
310
00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:05,095
[Nikkie Lynette singing
"My Mind Ain't Right"]
311
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,428
♪ Yeah-eah-eah,
yeah-ee yeah-eah-eah ♪
312
00:14:08,512 --> 00:14:10,845
♪ Yeah-eah-eah,
yeah-eah-eah ♪
313
00:14:10,929 --> 00:14:13,220
-♪ But I'll never change ♪
-♪ Yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪
314
00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:15,929
♪ Yeah-eah-eah-eah,
yeah-ee yeah-eah-eah ♪
315
00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:19,345
-Wasssup!
-♪ My mind ain't right ♪
316
00:14:19,428 --> 00:14:22,637
-[song ends]
-Whoooo!
317
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,136
[Jamal] Okay, so,
my mom calls me.
318
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,804
-Uh-huh.
-She says she has news.
319
00:14:26,887 --> 00:14:28,970
-Unh-unh. That's never good!
-Yeah, I know, I know!
320
00:14:29,053 --> 00:14:30,303
I'm freakin' out!
321
00:14:30,387 --> 00:14:32,053
So she puts Markus and I
on a conference call.
322
00:14:32,136 --> 00:14:33,970
We're just texting
the whole time--
323
00:14:34,053 --> 00:14:36,303
Actually, no, I'm gonna
show you these texts.
324
00:14:36,387 --> 00:14:37,970
-I saved 'em all.
-Oh, no, I can't imagine.
325
00:14:38,053 --> 00:14:39,720
-No, no, [laughs]
-You're gonna love this.
326
00:14:39,804 --> 00:14:42,970
Um, It's mostly
shit like, um...
327
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:45,470
-"What the fuck?"
-[Abby laughs]
328
00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:47,637
-"Who is this old dude?"
-Ha ha! Yeah!
329
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,428
-Stuff like that.
-I mean, who is he?
330
00:14:49,512 --> 00:14:51,428
I still kinda
don't fuckin' know!
331
00:14:51,512 --> 00:14:53,804
I know! Okay,
we have a lot in common.
332
00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:56,845
I mean, I was just, like,
"What the ever-lovin' fuck?"
333
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,553
And I mean, honestly,
no offense to your mom.
334
00:14:58,637 --> 00:15:00,345
Hey, no,
none to your dad.
335
00:15:00,428 --> 00:15:02,553
-Come here.
-Right. To them.
336
00:15:02,637 --> 00:15:04,929
-Yeah.
-I mean--
337
00:15:05,011 --> 00:15:07,261
-Ah, look at 'em.
-Mm-hmm.
338
00:15:07,345 --> 00:15:09,512
I haven't really
seen my dad this happy
339
00:15:09,595 --> 00:15:12,345
since, you know,
before my mom got sick.
340
00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:14,387
-It's nice, you know?
-Yeah.
341
00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:18,345
I mean, my mom's pretty
upbeat normally, but...
342
00:15:18,428 --> 00:15:21,053
this...
that's another level.
343
00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:24,303
Yeah...pretty gross.
I mean--
344
00:15:24,387 --> 00:15:26,011
-It makes me sick!
-I know!
345
00:15:26,095 --> 00:15:28,595
Oh, my God! I know!
346
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,303
Is it too late
to stop this?
347
00:15:31,387 --> 00:15:33,679
[laughs]
I think so.
348
00:15:33,762 --> 00:15:35,428
I bought a gift.
349
00:15:36,804 --> 00:15:40,220
Now, you know I'm not gonna
call your dad my stepfather.
350
00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:41,720
Good. There's no way
351
00:15:41,804 --> 00:15:44,220
I'm calling your mom
my stepmom.
352
00:15:44,303 --> 00:15:46,845
I mean, again, no offense,
but come on.
353
00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:48,679
-I'm 45.
-Yeah.
354
00:15:48,762 --> 00:15:50,261
You could be
her stepmother.
355
00:15:50,345 --> 00:15:53,387
[laughs] Okay, you can
tone it down a smidge.
356
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:55,011
I'm practically
whispering. No.
357
00:15:55,095 --> 00:15:56,553
But I'm standing by it.
358
00:15:56,637 --> 00:15:59,136
Ha ha ha ha ha!
359
00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:04,303
[Mike] Meg!
360
00:16:04,387 --> 00:16:06,095
-I'm starting it. Come on.
-[Meg] Yes, okay.
361
00:16:06,178 --> 00:16:08,679
-What are you guys doing?
-We're watching Uncle Buck.
362
00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:10,720
-Ugh.
-[Meg] Come on, Dad!
363
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,637
-Look, Uncle Buck's a classic.
-Okay, but...
364
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,220
Mike is really happy someone's
watching it with him.
365
00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:18,470
And I'm really happy
it's not me.
366
00:16:18,553 --> 00:16:20,804
[both laughing]
367
00:16:22,804 --> 00:16:25,178
What's in the boxes?
368
00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:26,929
Mom.
369
00:16:27,011 --> 00:16:28,345
What?!
370
00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:30,637
Alison, I can't believe
you just said that!
371
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,428
-What?
-Holy shit!
372
00:16:32,512 --> 00:16:34,470
-It's true, it's Mom!
-Alison.
373
00:16:34,553 --> 00:16:37,303
Well, we both get half.
Even-steven.
374
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,095
[both laugh]
375
00:16:39,178 --> 00:16:42,428
Can we please just acknowledge
how ridiculous this is?
376
00:16:42,512 --> 00:16:44,804
-Please?
-Acknowledged. It's ridiculous.
377
00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:47,595
Although it does appear
she's lost a little weight.
378
00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:49,679
-Hmm.
-Hey, Mom.
379
00:16:49,762 --> 00:16:51,637
You're lookin' really good.
380
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,303
[Alison laughs]
381
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,970
Take the compliment, Grace!
Take the compliment!
382
00:16:56,053 --> 00:16:58,387
[both laughing]
383
00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:00,053
Oh, shit.
384
00:17:00,136 --> 00:17:02,303
[sighs deeply]
385
00:17:04,595 --> 00:17:07,220
We survived our
first Christmas.
386
00:17:09,387 --> 00:17:10,720
We did.
387
00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:13,720
I really miss her.
388
00:17:16,553 --> 00:17:19,220
Hear that, Mom?
We miss you.
389
00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:21,595
[Alison sniffling]
390
00:17:21,679 --> 00:17:23,095
Still not listening.
391
00:17:23,178 --> 00:17:25,261
Unresponsive.
392
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,095
[both laugh softly]
393
00:17:28,178 --> 00:17:29,804
[dance track]
♪ Aw, wait a minute, baby! ♪
394
00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:31,887
♪ Do y'all know
what this is? ♪
395
00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,845
♪ 'Cause we're gonna show
everybody in the world ♪
396
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:36,679
♪ Exactly what this is! ♪
397
00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:38,595
♪ This is my ♪
398
00:17:38,679 --> 00:17:41,136
-♪ Shh, what? ♪
-♪ This is my jam ♪
399
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,845
-♪ This is my ♪
-♪ Shh ♪
400
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,762
-♪ What? ♪
-♪ This is my jam ♪
401
00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:47,762
♪ This is my, shh,
what, this is my jam ♪
402
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:50,261
♪ Beat sweet and thick
like a candied yam ♪
403
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:52,470
♪ With a bass drum kick
harder than Van Damme ♪
404
00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:54,929
-♪ Fill the dance floor quick ♪
-♪ Oh yes, the jam can ♪
405
00:17:55,011 --> 00:17:57,011
♪ Just step to the right,
then slide ♪
406
00:17:57,095 --> 00:17:59,428
♪ Step to the left,
then slide again ♪
407
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,428
♪ Back two times,
one to the front ♪
408
00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:03,845
♪ Turn that down, man,
and wait if you want ♪
409
00:18:03,929 --> 00:18:06,428
♪ But just turn that down ♪
410
00:18:06,512 --> 00:18:08,011
♪ Turn that down again ♪
411
00:18:08,095 --> 00:18:10,220
♪ Yo, you just
turn that down ♪
412
00:18:10,303 --> 00:18:13,178
♪ Now criss-cross,
criss-cross ♪
413
00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:16,595
-♪ This is my ♪
-♪ Shh, what? ♪
414
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,762
♪ This is my jam,
this... ♪
415
00:18:18,845 --> 00:18:20,679
[Abby] ♪ And slide ♪
416
00:18:20,762 --> 00:18:22,929
♪ Step to the left and slide ♪
417
00:18:23,011 --> 00:18:25,845
♪ This is my jam ♪
418
00:18:25,929 --> 00:18:27,470
♪ Aw, this is my jam! ♪
419
00:18:27,553 --> 00:18:29,762
♪ This is ♪
420
00:18:29,845 --> 00:18:31,929
♪ Not my pill, put them back ♪
421
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,095
♪ Sorry, Chris! ♪
422
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,887
Boink. All right-- Ow!
423
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:38,428
♪ This is my pill ♪
424
00:18:38,512 --> 00:18:39,887
♪ Gimme my pill ♪
425
00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:43,136
This...[laughs]...pill.
I need a pill!
426
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,595
Damnit, where did you get this?
427
00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:46,595
[water running]
428
00:18:48,136 --> 00:18:51,387
I took a Xanax before
and during your wedding.
429
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,303
Happy...wedding.
430
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:59,220
This is...
431
00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:01,595
your jam, okay.
432
00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:02,929
[sniffs]
433
00:19:08,011 --> 00:19:10,345
♪ ominous music ♪
434
00:19:15,428 --> 00:19:19,470
Fuck! Why did I do that?
Why? Why did I do--
435
00:19:19,553 --> 00:19:21,762
-[muttering]
-[pill bottle clatters]
436
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,220
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
437
00:19:24,303 --> 00:19:26,220
[water running]
438
00:19:26,303 --> 00:19:28,512
-Oh, fuck.
-[phone chimes]
439
00:19:32,178 --> 00:19:34,053
He asked you one fucking thing,
and you did it.
440
00:19:34,136 --> 00:19:36,011
You ruined his fuckin' day.
441
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:39,387
[Chris] That is the one thing
that's off-limits with me.
442
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,387
Ohhh!
443
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,387
I hate--
444
00:19:46,053 --> 00:19:48,970
I hate you. I hate you!
445
00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:52,387
-[phone chiming]
-God, why do you--
446
00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:58,303
[crying]
447
00:19:58,387 --> 00:20:00,011
Oh, no. Aaah!
448
00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:04,387
[quietly crying]
449
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,720
♪ soft, tender music ♪
450
00:20:09,804 --> 00:20:11,553
[Campbell] Hi!
451
00:20:14,637 --> 00:20:17,053
-You talkin' to yourself?
-Oh, hey.
452
00:20:17,136 --> 00:20:18,970
-Hi!
-Hi, Campbell.
453
00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,845
-Can I bum one?
-Oh, yeah.
454
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,887
Ahh, thank you.
455
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,595
[Campbell sighs]
456
00:20:27,178 --> 00:20:28,595
Mmm!
457
00:20:32,345 --> 00:20:33,887
Abby...
458
00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:35,762
fuck Edward.
459
00:20:35,845 --> 00:20:39,011
Fuck Carol Lynn.
460
00:20:39,095 --> 00:20:43,095
Fuck the whole matrimonial
institution, all right?
461
00:20:43,178 --> 00:20:45,261
That's not what this is.
462
00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:51,053
Campbell, I did something
really terrible.
463
00:20:51,136 --> 00:20:54,553
-So bad, so fucking bad.
-What?
464
00:20:54,637 --> 00:20:57,470
I was just up in my hotel room
to grab a Xanax...
465
00:20:57,553 --> 00:20:58,845
Oh.
466
00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:02,428
-You cannot have one.
-Oh.
467
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,553
And I saw Chris's
dead name.
468
00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:09,679
Ohh. Okay.
469
00:21:09,762 --> 00:21:12,303
I picked up his prescription
bottle by mistake,
470
00:21:12,387 --> 00:21:14,178
and it was right there
and I just stared at it,
471
00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:15,679
and there it was.
472
00:21:15,762 --> 00:21:18,512
It was the one thing
he asked me not to know.
473
00:21:18,595 --> 00:21:21,136
He said, "Never ask me
my dead name." And I--
474
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:24,470
Okay, well, you didn't ask him.
You saw it on accident.
475
00:21:24,553 --> 00:21:25,887
Right?
476
00:21:27,303 --> 00:21:29,303
I just feel like I'm
gonna throw up, you know?
477
00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:30,637
Oh, me too.
478
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,136
But I'm really drunk.
479
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,887
Campbell, come on.
480
00:21:36,637 --> 00:21:38,387
Abby.
481
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:39,470
Abby, look.
482
00:21:39,553 --> 00:21:40,887
Look, look, look.
483
00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:43,387
It's gonna be okay,
all right?
484
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,303
He's gonna understand.
485
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,845
I promise, just tell him.
486
00:21:47,929 --> 00:21:49,512
-When?
-Now.
487
00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:51,762
Or when you get up
into your room.
488
00:21:51,845 --> 00:21:55,595
Or whenever. I mean,
it's truly, it's no big deal.
489
00:21:55,679 --> 00:21:59,345
It was an honest
mistake, right?
490
00:21:59,428 --> 00:22:01,387
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah.
491
00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:03,679
Okay, so you're
gonna tell him?
492
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,011
Sure. Yeah.
493
00:22:06,095 --> 00:22:07,970
-Okay.
-All right.
494
00:22:08,053 --> 00:22:10,136
So...
495
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:12,553
we're gonna try to get up,
496
00:22:12,637 --> 00:22:16,095
-and we're gonna walk...
-[Abby laughing]
497
00:22:16,178 --> 00:22:18,553
back there, 'cause
people are leaving,
498
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:20,470
and you need to say goodbye,
499
00:22:20,553 --> 00:22:22,387
and I need to get
one last drink.
500
00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:23,762
[laughs]
Yeah.
501
00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:25,679
And then you're gonna go
to your room,
502
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,470
I'm gonna look
for my room key--
503
00:22:28,553 --> 00:22:30,303
-What? Did you lose it again?
-Yes.
504
00:22:30,387 --> 00:22:32,720
-Fuckin' always lose that shit.
-Three times.
505
00:22:32,804 --> 00:22:34,595
-And then...
-You're such a fuckin'--
506
00:22:34,679 --> 00:22:37,011
then you're gonna go,
and you're gonna tell him.
507
00:22:37,095 --> 00:22:40,762
And then we meet...
for the continental breakfast.
508
00:22:40,845 --> 00:22:43,553
-[Abby laughs]
-'Cause I'm hungry.
509
00:22:47,387 --> 00:22:50,136
[Chris] I gotta say, for having
a whole new family
510
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:52,553
thrown at you,
it could be a lot worse.
511
00:22:55,053 --> 00:22:56,637
Yeah, that's true.
512
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,428
In fact,
your new family
513
00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:02,970
is a whole lot better
than my existing one.
514
00:23:03,053 --> 00:23:05,970
That's good, I guess. I--
515
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,720
But enough about that.
516
00:23:12,553 --> 00:23:15,428
Mmm. [kissing]
517
00:23:16,804 --> 00:23:18,845
It's just hard, you know?
518
00:23:21,553 --> 00:23:23,095
Family?
519
00:23:24,512 --> 00:23:27,637
Everything. Life.
520
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:31,136
I'm just really trying
to do things the right way.
521
00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:33,512
I don't want to hurt anybody.
522
00:23:34,428 --> 00:23:36,637
You've never hurt me.
523
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,053
I never want to hurt you.
524
00:23:39,136 --> 00:23:41,929
I guess you're doing
things right so far.
525
00:23:42,011 --> 00:23:43,428
[laughs softly]
526
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:50,553
You tired?
527
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,887
I think I am.
Is that all right?
528
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:54,887
-Of course.
-Okay.
529
00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:58,553
I mean, hotel sex
is the best sex.
530
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,095
[chuckling] Yeah.
531
00:24:00,178 --> 00:24:01,804
I know, I know.
532
00:24:03,261 --> 00:24:05,720
-But you've had a long day.
-Hmm.
533
00:24:05,804 --> 00:24:07,929
-You married off your dad.
-Mm-hmm.
534
00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:11,387
You deserve to not be fucked
tonight if you don't want to.
535
00:24:11,470 --> 00:24:14,595
-Thank you? [laughs]
-Ah...
536
00:24:14,679 --> 00:24:16,929
I mean, you always
deserve not to be fucked
537
00:24:17,011 --> 00:24:19,345
if you don't want to--
everyone deserves that.
538
00:24:19,428 --> 00:24:20,553
Yes, I think
that's true.
539
00:24:20,637 --> 00:24:22,470
Consensual fucking
all around.
540
00:24:22,553 --> 00:24:24,011
All around.
541
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:26,428
[both chuckling]
542
00:24:26,512 --> 00:24:28,637
I'm gonna turn
the light off.
543
00:24:29,679 --> 00:24:33,053
-[light switch clicks]
-[birds chirping]
544
00:24:33,136 --> 00:24:35,261
[Chris]
Hey, babe?
545
00:24:35,345 --> 00:24:36,804
Uh, yeah?
546
00:24:38,470 --> 00:24:41,387
We have a few hours before
we need to go back, right?
547
00:24:41,470 --> 00:24:43,553
Yep.
548
00:24:43,637 --> 00:24:44,762
Good, I...
549
00:24:44,845 --> 00:24:46,387
need to eat something.
550
00:24:46,470 --> 00:24:47,679
I am so hung-over.
551
00:24:47,762 --> 00:24:50,095
I need to eat
a lot of things.
552
00:24:51,261 --> 00:24:52,512
Okay.
553
00:24:56,178 --> 00:24:59,679
[softly] I know, Mom.
I'll tell him.
554
00:25:00,929 --> 00:25:04,261
♪ lively music ♪
555
00:25:04,345 --> 00:25:06,303
[Chris]
This okay with you?
556
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,011
Aaaaah!
557
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,637
Uh...
558
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,637
if it's okay with you?
559
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,637
Great.
560
00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:22,720
♪♪♪
561
00:25:26,053 --> 00:25:27,637
[chatter]
562
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,887
♪♪♪
563
00:25:34,804 --> 00:25:36,470
Hi, welcome to [bleep].
564
00:25:36,553 --> 00:25:39,470
-[Chris] Hi.
-Motherfucker.
565
00:25:39,553 --> 00:25:41,220
What can I get you?
566
00:25:41,303 --> 00:25:44,136
-I need more time.
-[Chris] Can I just start
567
00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:45,679
with a cup of coffee
and some toast?
568
00:25:45,762 --> 00:25:46,970
[server] Okay,
I'll be right back.
569
00:25:47,053 --> 00:25:48,345
Thank you.
570
00:25:49,679 --> 00:25:51,637
This place is cute.
571
00:25:56,929 --> 00:25:59,011
I need to tell you something.
572
00:26:01,136 --> 00:26:02,387
Yeah?
573
00:26:05,679 --> 00:26:07,261
I...
574
00:26:09,387 --> 00:26:11,428
What?
575
00:26:11,512 --> 00:26:13,679
I...
576
00:26:17,887 --> 00:26:21,095
I brought my dead mom's ashes
to the wedding.
577
00:26:25,136 --> 00:26:26,762
-Oh, my God.
-I know.
578
00:26:27,970 --> 00:26:30,011
[chuckles]
I love you.
579
00:26:30,095 --> 00:26:31,679
-You do?
-Yeah!
580
00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:33,178
I love you too.
581
00:26:33,261 --> 00:26:34,679
[both laugh, kiss]
582
00:26:34,762 --> 00:26:36,512
That's what that box was?
583
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,929
Yeah, yea-- Yeah.
584
00:26:38,011 --> 00:26:39,720
-You are ridiculous.
-I know, I--
585
00:26:39,804 --> 00:26:41,553
-You are so fucking weird!
-I know.
586
00:26:41,637 --> 00:26:43,720
-In the best way!
-Aww, that's sweet!
587
00:26:43,804 --> 00:26:45,136
-[Chris laughs]
-Thank you!
588
00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:47,220
-Does your dad know?
-Oh, God, no.
589
00:26:47,303 --> 00:26:49,303
[Chris cracks up]
590
00:26:49,387 --> 00:26:53,762
[Audrey Morris]
♪ I never mention your name ♪
591
00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:57,136
♪ Oh, no ♪
592
00:26:57,220 --> 00:27:02,970
♪ I never dream
of your eyes ♪
593
00:27:04,470 --> 00:27:04,637
♪ I never go where
we used to go ♪
594
00:27:05,637 --> 00:27:06,804
♪ Iev gwhe
ud g♪
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