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He's coming now. Bring him out.

James West?
That's right, sheriff.

I'm Noah Petrie,
sheriff of Yuma,

and this is Count Draja.

Am I so fearful
an object, Mr. West,

that I must be trussed up
like a fowl?

Untruss the prisoner,
sheriff.

That wouldn't be a smart thing
to do, Mr. West.

I got the scars
to prove it.

Untruss him, sheriff.

Clovis, this glove is damaged.

Yours is a very interesting
country, Mr. West,

but there is too much dust,
I find.

Mr. West, where are you
taking the count?

I rarely make statements.
You'll have to excuse me.

But...
Let's go, count.

If you'd asked me,
I would have replied instantly.

I'm being extradited
to Bosnia, my native land,

but merely because a new
regime has taken power there.

Maybe because your regime
made the streets red

with the blood of thousands
that were slaughtered.

All right
to quote you on that?

Just say that our state
department is answering

a request
from another government

in extraditing the count.

Mr. West is an optimist.

I will make you
a small wager, Mr. West,

that I am out
of your custody

before we are out
of the territory.

You're covered, count.

Clovis,

bath and change of linen.

I'm sorry, but the count's gonna
have to rough it to Washinton,

and I don't have a ticket
for you, sir.

This way, count.

Count, according to rumor,

you've hidden
half a million dollars in gold

in this country
that reports say

you looted from your
country's treasury.

I know you've got a job to do,

and you've done it.

I'll kill you
right here, count.

Let that man go.

This way, count.

Sam, get this box out of here
so we can get rolling.

You've gone
to some trouble

to make it appear
I'm still on the train.

May one ask why?

I've got my reasons.

You sure you can
handle him alone?

Yeah, I can handle him.
Thanks.

Okay.

If it isn't too much
of a secret,

would you mind telling me
where we are headed?

Back to the train.

The train?

You just went to such
great pains to avoid it.

We're meeting the train
in Buffalo Springs.

That's 100 miles east of here.

I know about the message
you got in the cell last night.

Come on. Get up.

I see.

If you knew there were men
prepared to free me,

why didn't you arrest them,
instead of engaging

in this ridiculously
elaborate charade?

Because I didn't know
who sent the message.

There was no point
in asking you.

Hold it.

Cigar smoke annoys you?

It's not the smoke
that bothers me.

It's what's in the tobacco
that does.

Don't congratulate yourself,
Mr. West.

You will never get me
to Bosnia in irons.

I gave an arm
for my country.

I do not intend to let it
have my head too.

Hyah!

From here on out, we ride.

With these?

Well...

I'm gonna have to try
the honor system, I guess.

So much for
the honor system, count.

Places, gentlemen.
Curtain going up.

You will raise
your hands, please.

Uh, take it easy, Mr. Draja.
I'm Joe Stark.

The note you got in jail
was from me.

At long last.

Train is under your control?

Sure is.

You did a job
on them all right.

Yeah. They never even
got close

to trading lead with you,
did they?

This is Gabe Kelso,
Mr. Draja.

Count Draja.

Well, anyway, uh,
Gabe's a good man.

A trifle
oversensitive, no?

He would have preferred
that I'd be more sporting

and wait for them
to get ready, perhaps.

Nah, I wouldn't have been
in favor of that.

I'm very glad to hear that.

In life, they were
not very useful to me.

Dead does not improve them
at all.

Get rid of them, huh?

Hold up, there.

What's the matter?

I'm not sure.

Your horse is lame.

Too bad. What a pity.

We'll have to detour
and go to San Miguel.

Ah.

Come on, mount up on mine.
I'll lead for a while.

Well, count, I'm sorry
you had to meet my horse

under such circumstances,
but, uh, he's really educated.

Well, count.

I'm gonna teach you something
called the Tucson Two-Step.

Come on, you.

You two have been
of very great help.

You are now going
to tell me why.

Why?

Because we were hired
to do the job.

Ah, money.

And who is your employer?

Didn't give me a name,
and we didn't ask for any.

Far as we're concerned,
it's just a job, is all.

You are not lying to me?

Why should we go and do
a thing like that?

Yeah, why?

There is a benighted community
called Buffalo Springs.

Do we pass it?

Buffalo Springs?
Yes.

Yeah, it's in the direction
we're heading, all right.

I can't figure out why anyone
would be interested in it.

Just a wet spot
in the desert, that's all.

Nevertheless, we shall stop
there when we get to it.

You will inform
the engine driver.

Sure thing.

One thing more.
When you address me,

you will address me
as Your Excellency.

Okay, Your Excellency.

Quiet.

You stupid lummox!

I said quiet!

Pa?

You make me lose
my place, boy,

and it's your neck
and ears.

You might want to see this, Pa.
I vow.

Howdy.
Howdy.

Got any horses for sale?

Hm. Happens I got
a few horses.

Oh, good.

But I'm powerful attached
to them.

Yeah, well, I'll pay you
top dollar for those horses.

You can take your pick
of the lot of them.

Hey, you a lawman?

Yup.

That's a pretty flossy-looking
prisoner you got there.

Uh, what did you say
his name was?

Uh, the horses are in there,
aren't they?

Oh, yeah.

Let me see them?

Hey, what did you do
to get the law down on you?

You shoot somebody?

Worse.

They caught me cheating
at tiddlywinks.

Now, go quite away.

Hey, Harry!

Yo!

Get Ben and Cass.

I want to show you
something prime.

Hey, come on down here.

Lawman in the barn
is talking to Pa.

He's on his way
to the pokey.

He's a scary one,
ain't he?

Sure enough is,

especially with that-
That red coat on.

Careful.

This cat's real ornery when
he's backed into a corner.

Yeah, he may stamp
his foot at us.

Go away.

Get over!

There you are.

Oh, uh, friend, uh,

that, uh, tricked-out
prisoner of yours,

uh, I got a feeling there's
a pair of real slick boots

under all that topsoil
plastered on him.

Mm-hm. So?

Well, he's done anything
to rate a hanging?

And then you'd like
his boots, huh?

Well, a pair
of slick boots like his

won't be no use to him
where he's going.

Maybe you and I can, uh,
work out a little deal, huh?

This cat's real ornery.

Yeah.

This man's a prisoner.

Stinking savages,
I'll kill them all.

Count, why don't you
just think of them

as high-spirited bullies?

Harry's got a mess
of cracked ribs.

Yeah, it figures.

Where's that stack
of newspapers?

Stage and Sports.

It's him.

Hey, I- I knowed I seen
that face before.

What is it, Pa?

Him. Count Draja.

The dude the lawman's
taking to the pokey.

Yeah, and uh- Uh, that country
he stole all that gold from,

uh, Bosnia, what-
Whatever that means,

well, it's offering a reward.

Well, it says so
right there.

Oh, I forgot you can't read.

Well, it's offering a reward
in dinar. Five million dinar.

Well, how much is that
in real money, Pa?

I don't know.

Well, it figures
to be plenty.

We'll total it
all up exactly

after we get that
old black Count Draja away

from the lawman
and turn him in proper.

Well, come on. Let's go.

Hey, Joe, do we have
to share anything

with that Mr. Draja?

We'll straighten that out
right now.

Uh-uh.

Me and Gabe will handle this.

We want to talk to you,
Your Excellency.

Later.

My red queen
is in jeopardy.

Now, ain't that a shame?

How dare you, you boar.

Shut up and listen,
Your Excellency.

What is the meaning of this?

It happens we know you had
a half million in gold

when you left Santa Fe
a week ago.

You are insane.

And we know you buried it

somewhere between Santa Fe
and Apache Pass.

You are both insane.

Well, sure.

The point is,
do we get the gold

with your cooperating
nice and peaceful like?

Or do we have to put
the screws to you,

like turning you over
to the federals?

Which ain't all bad,

because there's a 5 million
dinar reward we get

for being public-spirited
citizens.

I think, perhaps, it is time

that we have
our little talk, huh?

Your guesses are really
quite amusing,

but they are, after all,
only wild guesses.

Yeah, sure.

Like Buffalo Springs,
where you buried the gold?

Huh?

How did you know that?

Why else would you be
getting off

in the middle of nowhere?

Ah. I see.

You two did not figure this out
by yourselves.

Nope. We had help,
all right.

Yeah, the Countess Zorana.

You're not gonna deny
you know her, I hope.

To do that, I would merely be
losing my time, would I not?

Yeah, especially since you two
had something going one time.

Oh.

So it was she
who enlisted your aid

to liberate me
from Mr. West, huh?

That's right.

Dear Zorana.

I have often wondered

whether the years
have treated her with kindness.

You'll see for yourself.

We're picking her up
right now.

Funny, you sure don't
seem too all fired up

about meeting
an old flame of yours.

Well, I am, actually,
gentlemen, of course,

but, uh, it's only that
it has been so many years

since last we met.

I'm afraid that she may
have withered with time.

Women do, unfortunately,
you see.

Well, uh, why worry
about it?

Go on and see
for yourself.

Of course.

Oh, she is as lovely as ever.

Even lovelier, perhaps.

Completely unchanged.

and, uh, now, perhaps,
I, uh- I am wondering...

Yeah, what?

I am wondering if,

perhaps with the passage
of the years,

I may not have changed.

Would it not be strange
if she did not recognize me?

No, that'd be real funny,
wouldn't it?

Let's just see whether
she will or won't.

No, wait.
What for?

Well, I wish to change
into another uniform.

The one I wore
when I first met the countess.

Yes, she- She would
never forgive me

if I did not wear
that uniform.

Stay with him, Kelso,

while I welcome
the Queen of Sheba aboard.

Well, is my Draja here?

Yeah, he's in there
waiting for you

on pins and needles.

Oh.

Now, before you go in,

there's a little matter of
business that we gotta settle.

What? Oh, Lazlo has the money.

Lazlo will drive you
and your colleague

to the nearest town.

I am most grateful
for your efforts

on behalf of the count
and myself.

Goodbye.
Uh, just a minute, lady.

There's been
a change in plan.

What do you mean?

Well, me and Kelso
got to thinking.

Why should we settle
for $5,000

when you and the count got
a half a million dollars of gold

buried at Buffalo Springs?

So you want the money.

Not all of it.

You take the $5,000.

We'll take
the half a million.

Now that you know it,

let's go explain the deal
to the count too.

Pig. Let go of me,
you dirty pig.

Go tell Gabe
to bring the count in.

Where is that uniform?

I was sure I had kept it.

A powder blue uniform.

There's a countess Zorana
waiting for you.

Forget the uniform. Ding-dang
uniform. Let's get going.

Zorana.

To think I will be seeing her
again after all these years.

I, uh, I must take a shave.

Forget it. There's a lady
waiting. Now move.

Of course.

Draja.

Zorana, my love.

I was afraid you
would find the years

had changed me.

Changed? Draja, Draja, darling,

you're still
as handsome as ever.

Oh!

Kisses now, and I will
scratch your eyes out later.

I got to admit,
for a while there

me and kelso had a parcel
of doubts about you two.

Well, Mr. West,

the charms of this
godforsaken country of yours

are beginning to wear
very, very thin.

Yeah, well, there's, uh,
an abandoned shack

about 10 miles that way.

We'll make that tonight,

and we'll be in Buffalo Springs
by noon tomorrow.

Let's go, count.

I have so many scores
to settle with you, Mr. West.

Please don't cheat me

by forcing me to shoot you
through the head.

Right away, that is.

Now, drop your rifle.

Kick it toward me,

and no tricks, please.

Count, there's someone headed
this way.

By the sound of it, there are
several headed this way.

Spare me your pathetic
little tactics, sir.

Them's their horses, Pa.

I recognize the saddle
you sold the lawman.

Well, I can see him.

Ben, you and Zack
circle around the house.

Let's see can we
take them off guard.

A bullet, to begin with,

in one of the fleshy,
non-vital areas.

Now can you hear it?

Another trick.
You will never know

how close you came
to death just now.

Well, that makes us even, count,

because you're pretty close
to death right now.

Remember the Garrisons
from San Miguel?

Well, they're waiting outside.

Waiting for what?

Ought to be obvious.
For you.

They must have found out

that you have a price
on your head.

Kick me that rifle.
You're gonna need my help.

Pa!

They got Ben in the leg!

Ah, I always said that boy
was born under an unlucky star.

Hey, lawman!

I'm listening.

We got you surrounded
real good.

What do you want?

We ain't mad at you.

you just hand over the count.

You can go on
your merry way.

Give me a minute
to think about it.

I'm losing my patience.

You make up your mind.

Me and the boys
are coming in after you.

Don't do that.

Throw them guns out right now.

You're giving up?

Where'd he go?
Pa.

He's making a break for it.
Let's get them!

Draja, my darling,

There is still no one

who makes savabchichi
the way you do.

Well, that is because nobody
has you to inspire him,

Zorana, my sweet.

You are sweet, Draja,
my darling.

Now, who are you?

And why are you posing
as Count Draja?

Did the Bosnia government
send you?

I will answer that
when you tell me why

you did not give me away.

Because I am tenderhearted

and could not see you
killed before my very eyes,

which is what
they would have done.

I agree,

but that is not why
you did it.

You're right.

I was confused,

and didn't want
those pigs to know it.

I needed time to plan,

to think.

And to think
that after all this time

we are together again.

Never to be torn
from one another's arms.

What are you doing here?

Hm?

Uh, Stark said I ought to
keep an eye on you two.

Stark said?

Excuse me.

Uh, you must forgive him,
my darling.

After all, he is nothing
but an underling.

Hey, "underling."
What's that?

Why don't you tell him,
my sweet?

It is someone who
is employed by another,

as you obviously
are by Stark.

Hey, what are you talking about?
Me and Joe are partners.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Of course.

Well, we are.

Well, if you say so.

Of course,
Stark tells everybody

that he is the leader,
but, uh, why discuss it?

Hey, did Stark tell you
he was the boss?

Well, did he?

I think it can use
just a pinch more oregano.

Well, you wait till we get
to Buffalo Springs.

I'll show him who's boss.

Hey, Stark wants you.

If he wants me,
he knows where he can find me.

I'm not taking orders
from him or anybody else.

Stark said right now.

What's eating him?

Well, you know,

when one is not used
to wealth,

the thought
of making $1 million

gets to be a little bit
unnerving, huh?

What million dollars?

You mean Stark and Kelso
did not tell you?

Tell me what?

About the million dollars
in gold

I had buried
at Buffalo Springs.

Sure, but they, uh, said
it was a half a million.

A half?

Isn't that strange?

I think Cal and George
better know about this.

I, uh, think our savabchichi
is, uh, heating up very nicely,

don't you agree, darling?

You were telling him
that you were the boss.

We've been together five years-
I don't care what he says.

It's gonna be the way
that we planned it, right?

Fifty-fifty, partners. Huh?

Partners.

What are you trying to do,
stir up some trouble?

I?

How could
I possibly do that?

By telling Gabe that
I'm the boss of this outfit.

Oh, are you not?
No.

I see.

Well, then, uh, you will not
have to show him

who is boss as you
told me you would

when we get
to Buffalo Springs.

Did you say that?

Well, I might have said
something like that, but I-

Stark, we want to talk to you.
What about?

About a million in gold
he buried at Buffalo Springs.

A million?
Yeah, a million.

Not $500,000,
like you told us.

Did you
tell them that?

I forgot you
asked me not to.

Well, what about it?

Uh, boys, now, listen, don't you
see what he's trying to do?

We see what you're
trying to do.

He's just trying
to cause trouble,

He's gonna get us to, uh,
fighting among ourselves.

Now, we're not gonna
fall for that, are we?

Ah!

The savabchichi
is boiling.

I know, darling, I know.

And that, as we say,

is that.

Is it?

I'm ready for anything.

What is it?

It's a sandstorm.

What do we do now?

We keep moving.

Zack, you and Cass
get Ben back to the house.

Abel and me's gonna find
that count and the lawman

or bust our britches trying.

Come on.

Wait!

I can't make it with this!

Back.

All right, you lead.

Don't.

It is like a club.
the Shoot Draja Club.

I merely wish a cigar,
with the lady's permission.

If I have to sit here
and look at your face

and that gun pointing at me,
I would like to have a cigar.

Uh, the humidor.

You want a cigar so bad,
I'll get you one.

Now, sit down.

Relax, Zorana,
our troubles are over.

Mine are, anyway,
Draja, my darling.

Welcome to the club.

My horse is around here
somewhere,

but he doesn't
ride double.

That means that you're
gonna have to walk.

Uh-huh. The Garrisons.

They've got guns,
and we don't.

We're gonna have to
make a run for it. Come on.

You may have to,
but I don't.

I have something
to offer the Garrisons.

I can bargain with them,

make some sort
of accommodations, you see, huh?

Come on.

Hey, Pa.

Pretty a sight
as ever I did see.

Well, the reward
says dead or alive.

Hey! Mm?

Well, dead.

Storm must have got them.

No.
Now I'll get me them boots.

Oh-! Oh! I gi-

I give up!

If you do not mind,

I would like to get out
of this disguise.

It is beginning to itch.

But no tricks.

Of course, dear lady.

Draja.

With a friend.

Really? We'll see.

Just keep on
with what you're doing.

To hear is to obey.

A little late, Jim.

What kept you?

Well, the sheriff in San Miguel
picked up the Garrisons, huh?

The marshal
at Longhorn Crossing

has picked up Kelso,
Cal, Roy, and George.

well, that winds up
the whole-

Who is that?

Joe Stark.

I knew I was
forgetting something.