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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,839 --> 00:00:09,089 Oh, take a look at this crowd, Eli. 2 00:00:09,172 --> 00:00:11,381 I do believe it is the best-lookin' buncha friends 3 00:00:11,464 --> 00:00:13,756 - we've spent time with yet! - She married me, 4 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,673 so you know her taste is in question. 5 00:00:15,756 --> 00:00:18,172 -Oh, stop it right now! -Ow! 6 00:00:19,881 --> 00:00:22,506 Your mama kept everybody gettin' along, 7 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:23,798 kept everybody on track. 8 00:00:23,881 --> 00:00:25,422 Well, I've had about enough. 9 00:00:26,422 --> 00:00:27,798 Maybe Johnny Seasons was right. 10 00:00:27,881 --> 00:00:29,881 Maybe this family has become an abomination. 11 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:33,339 Your kids are worried about you, Eli. I'm worried about you. 12 00:00:33,422 --> 00:00:35,464 Oh, you come into town and instantly try to turn 13 00:00:35,547 --> 00:00:38,422 my family against me? You're a two-bit con man. 14 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:41,422 Daddy, the only reason we talked to Baby Billy 15 00:00:41,506 --> 00:00:43,005 was out of concern for you. 16 00:00:43,089 --> 00:00:45,214 Yeah, nobody wants to see you sad, Daddy. 17 00:00:45,297 --> 00:00:48,255 Mama always taught us we should never turn our back on family. 18 00:01:40,673 --> 00:01:42,798 - Testing. One, two, three. 19 00:01:42,881 --> 00:01:44,547 - Thank you, Joseph. 20 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,255 - Mm, you look good today. 21 00:01:48,339 --> 00:01:49,756 - As opposed to every other day. 22 00:01:49,839 --> 00:01:51,255 - You look good every day. 23 00:01:51,339 --> 00:01:54,255 You have to if you wanna stand next to me. 24 00:01:54,339 --> 00:01:56,547 - 'Cause you're such a hot piece of tail, huh? 25 00:01:56,631 --> 00:01:59,005 - Oh, baby, I'm sizzling hot. 26 00:01:59,089 --> 00:02:00,422 - Places, everybody! 27 00:02:00,506 --> 00:02:02,631 - Mum-mum-mum-mum-mum. - 27 till showtime. 28 00:02:05,381 --> 00:02:09,089 - Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four... 29 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,464 - Eli? - Yes, my love? 30 00:02:11,547 --> 00:02:12,464 - I'm pregnant. 31 00:02:19,381 --> 00:02:20,464 - Say what? 32 00:02:53,881 --> 00:02:56,881 - Oh, this corn is special. 33 00:02:58,923 --> 00:03:00,923 - Judy, stop stabbing my legs. 34 00:03:01,005 --> 00:03:02,673 - I'm not stabbing your legs. 35 00:03:02,756 --> 00:03:03,923 - Do it again, and see if I don't punch you 36 00:03:04,005 --> 00:03:04,923 in the damn stomach. 37 00:03:05,005 --> 00:03:06,839 - Y'all keep your knives on the table. 38 00:03:06,923 --> 00:03:09,047 We got some news to share. 39 00:03:09,130 --> 00:03:11,089 - What, Judy's finally being put up for adoption? 40 00:03:11,172 --> 00:03:12,214 - Jesse caught AIDS? 41 00:03:12,297 --> 00:03:14,547 - Enough. 42 00:03:15,047 --> 00:03:16,339 - I'm pregnant. 43 00:03:16,422 --> 00:03:18,172 We're bringing a new little life into this world. 44 00:03:18,255 --> 00:03:19,714 - Say what? 45 00:03:19,798 --> 00:03:21,381 Why are y'all trying to do that? 46 00:03:21,464 --> 00:03:22,464 You're old. 47 00:03:22,547 --> 00:03:24,881 You don't need to be having more kids. 48 00:03:24,964 --> 00:03:26,381 - It is unexpected. That's for sure. 49 00:03:26,464 --> 00:03:29,339 But if it's His will, His will it shall be. 50 00:03:29,422 --> 00:03:30,381 - I hope it's a boy. 51 00:03:30,464 --> 00:03:32,172 Then I can teach him how to pee standing up. 52 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,339 - I don't. I hope y'all don't have it. 53 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:36,005 Matter of fact, I hope something happens. 54 00:03:37,255 --> 00:03:39,339 Not where Mom gets hurt or anything, 55 00:03:39,422 --> 00:03:42,047 but just that it ends up being a mistake and it's, like, 56 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:43,547 diarrhea or something. 57 00:03:43,631 --> 00:03:45,339 That's what I hope--not a baby. 58 00:03:45,422 --> 00:03:46,923 - Well, maybe once you meet this little angel person, 59 00:03:47,005 --> 00:03:47,923 you'll change your mind. 60 00:03:48,005 --> 00:03:50,047 - No, I won't. I will never like them. 61 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,214 They will never be my friend. 62 00:03:52,297 --> 00:03:53,214 Ow! - Knock it off. 63 00:03:54,464 --> 00:03:57,381 - Now, we all have to pitch in these next few months. 64 00:03:57,464 --> 00:03:59,255 Can you do that? 65 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,589 You know, act as special helpers around the house? 66 00:04:01,673 --> 00:04:03,047 - Can't y'all just hire some poor people? 67 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:04,547 - No, baby. 68 00:04:04,631 --> 00:04:06,923 - I'd be delighted to assist. 69 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:09,214 - Thank you, Judy. Jesse? 70 00:04:09,297 --> 00:04:11,756 - We'll see how it goes. 71 00:04:11,839 --> 00:04:13,172 I ain't making any promises. 72 00:04:14,631 --> 00:04:16,089 - That went well. - Yeah. 73 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,214 Don't look now. 74 00:04:31,297 --> 00:04:32,381 - Ready? Ready now? 75 00:04:32,464 --> 00:04:33,881 You ready? 76 00:04:33,964 --> 00:04:36,422 Ha! 77 00:04:36,506 --> 00:04:39,422 Let me tell you what, people are getting excited. 78 00:04:39,506 --> 00:04:41,422 Look at this. Baby B and Aimee-Leigh. 79 00:04:41,506 --> 00:04:42,798 I don't know about you, 80 00:04:42,881 --> 00:04:44,547 but my phone keeps ringing off the hook. 81 00:04:44,631 --> 00:04:47,381 Everybody wants to see Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy 82 00:04:47,464 --> 00:04:49,923 come back for one more tour. 83 00:04:50,005 --> 00:04:52,214 You two talking telepathically to one another? 84 00:04:52,297 --> 00:04:54,422 - Baby Billy, we have some news we wanna share with you. 85 00:04:54,506 --> 00:04:56,172 - Good. 86 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,589 As long as it ain't bad news. 87 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,297 - Oh, no, it is not bad at all. 88 00:04:59,381 --> 00:05:03,089 It is wonderful, in fact. 89 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:06,297 God has blessed us with another child. 90 00:05:06,381 --> 00:05:08,881 And I'm due in July. 91 00:05:08,964 --> 00:05:11,339 - We gonna be on tour in July. 92 00:05:11,422 --> 00:05:13,589 - Baby Billy, I can't go on tour. 93 00:05:13,673 --> 00:05:15,589 I'm having a baby. 94 00:05:15,673 --> 00:05:19,798 - Well, we can't cancel this tour, Aimee-Leigh. 95 00:05:19,881 --> 00:05:21,589 I mean, what are you talking about? 96 00:05:21,673 --> 00:05:23,047 We have people counting on us. 97 00:05:23,130 --> 00:05:25,756 - Well, we're just gonna have to disappoint 'em. 98 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,130 Some things are just beyond our control. 99 00:05:28,214 --> 00:05:29,464 - What do you mean, "beyond our control"? 100 00:05:29,547 --> 00:05:32,339 You're the one who splashed all that sperm all over her. 101 00:05:32,422 --> 00:05:33,923 I mean, this is a medical impossibility. 102 00:05:34,005 --> 00:05:35,798 I mean, how did this even happen, Aimee-Leigh? 103 00:05:35,881 --> 00:05:36,839 You're well into your forties. 104 00:05:36,923 --> 00:05:38,964 Haven't you ovulated all your eggs out by now? 105 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:39,964 - You know what? 106 00:05:40,047 --> 00:05:40,964 You better stop that talk right now. 107 00:05:41,047 --> 00:05:42,172 - You need to stop. You need to stop. 108 00:05:42,255 --> 00:05:43,547 - No, you stop. - You need to stop. 109 00:05:43,631 --> 00:05:45,005 - You are this close to backsliding, Billy, 110 00:05:45,089 --> 00:05:46,964 and you know it. 111 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,381 The reality is, is that is part of the blessing 112 00:05:48,464 --> 00:05:50,547 of this whole thing. 113 00:05:50,631 --> 00:05:52,381 We're like Abraham and Sarah. 114 00:05:52,464 --> 00:05:54,130 This is a gosh-darn miracle, and-- 115 00:05:54,214 --> 00:05:55,464 - Shh. 116 00:05:55,547 --> 00:05:57,005 - Lord, forgive me my harsh language. 117 00:05:57,089 --> 00:05:58,172 Forgive me my harsh language, baby. 118 00:05:58,255 --> 00:05:59,214 I am hormonal. 119 00:05:59,297 --> 00:06:00,214 I am hormonal, Baby Billy. 120 00:06:00,297 --> 00:06:02,047 All I'm trying to say-- - What? 121 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:04,506 - All--all I'm trying to say 122 00:06:04,589 --> 00:06:08,714 is that you're gonna have a miracle niece 123 00:06:08,798 --> 00:06:10,047 or a miracle nephew. 124 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:13,714 Can't you get excited about that and be happy for us? 125 00:06:13,798 --> 00:06:17,547 - Yes, Aimee-Leigh, I'm happy for you. 126 00:06:17,631 --> 00:06:23,547 I'm so happy, so overflowed with joyful thoughts. 127 00:06:23,631 --> 00:06:25,881 I'm just--I'm just thinking about our business obligations. 128 00:06:25,964 --> 00:06:27,047 That's all. 129 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:30,130 - My wife's not going out on tour while she's with child. 130 00:06:30,214 --> 00:06:31,339 It's not happening. 131 00:06:31,422 --> 00:06:33,381 - Well, ain't this a son of a bitch? 132 00:06:33,464 --> 00:06:34,964 I mean the situation, 133 00:06:35,047 --> 00:06:36,839 not the baby that's in your uterus. 134 00:06:36,923 --> 00:06:40,547 Can't we just postpone the tour, you know, 135 00:06:40,631 --> 00:06:41,589 till after the birth? 136 00:06:41,673 --> 00:06:43,047 Just change the date on the poster? 137 00:06:43,130 --> 00:06:44,714 Right there. Boom, oom. 138 00:06:44,798 --> 00:06:46,506 Just like that. It's gone. 139 00:06:46,589 --> 00:06:48,422 - I think it's best just to put a pin in it for now. 140 00:06:48,506 --> 00:06:50,839 - I wasn't asking you. 141 00:06:50,923 --> 00:06:52,339 I'm asking my sister. 142 00:06:52,422 --> 00:06:54,047 - Billy, I think it's just best 143 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:56,547 if I focus on this for right now. 144 00:06:56,631 --> 00:07:00,214 Classic, Aimee-Leigh. 145 00:07:00,297 --> 00:07:01,673 You got yours. 146 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:03,464 Life is beautiful. 147 00:07:05,047 --> 00:07:06,214 - Billy. 148 00:07:06,297 --> 00:07:10,589 - That's all right, no, because, uh, I am happy. 149 00:07:10,673 --> 00:07:11,714 No, it's good. 150 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:12,798 Everything's fine. 151 00:07:12,881 --> 00:07:15,089 I'm just happy that Jesus continues to bless you 152 00:07:15,172 --> 00:07:16,756 with so many wonderful things. 153 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:20,255 I can't wait for the invitation to the shower. 154 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:22,047 I can't wait. 155 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,589 - Get him! Yeah! Get him! 156 00:07:31,673 --> 00:07:34,172 - DDT his ass. You got him, Dick. 157 00:07:37,714 --> 00:07:38,798 - Good punch. 158 00:07:41,839 --> 00:07:42,756 What are you doing, man? 159 00:07:42,839 --> 00:07:43,756 Come on! Get in there! 160 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:45,798 - I'm tired, Jesse. Give me a juice box! 161 00:07:45,881 --> 00:07:48,297 - Oh, come on, honey. Kick him. 162 00:07:48,381 --> 00:07:49,798 - Hey, that's enough! That's enough! 163 00:07:49,881 --> 00:07:51,047 Fight's over! 164 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:52,255 Hey, preacher's boy. 165 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,798 You starting some shit again? 166 00:07:53,881 --> 00:07:55,964 - You wanna smell my finger, motherfucker? 167 00:07:56,047 --> 00:07:57,214 - What'd you say, you little punk? 168 00:07:57,297 --> 00:07:58,839 Hey, get back here! 169 00:08:02,839 --> 00:08:04,381 - Arranging fights? 170 00:08:05,214 --> 00:08:06,255 What kind of garbage is that? 171 00:08:06,339 --> 00:08:08,005 Is that how we raised you? 172 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:09,130 Be some gangster wannabe? 173 00:08:09,214 --> 00:08:11,089 - It was just some tag team smack down. 174 00:08:11,172 --> 00:08:12,631 Everybody was having a good time. 175 00:08:12,714 --> 00:08:15,631 - By forcing little kids to fight each other for money? 176 00:08:15,714 --> 00:08:16,923 Sounds like a blast. 177 00:08:17,005 --> 00:08:18,506 - Jesse, what is going on, son? 178 00:08:18,589 --> 00:08:20,464 - You all know. 179 00:08:20,547 --> 00:08:22,214 - Enlighten us. 180 00:08:22,297 --> 00:08:24,464 - Look, I ain't trying to have new people in this family. 181 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:26,798 And you all work all the damn time anyway-- 182 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,339 never around. 183 00:08:28,422 --> 00:08:29,339 Now you're gonna have another kid 184 00:08:29,422 --> 00:08:30,839 that takes up the rest of y'all's time? 185 00:08:30,923 --> 00:08:32,214 - You think we don't have enough time for you? 186 00:08:32,297 --> 00:08:35,506 - I know you don't. All y'all care about is work. 187 00:08:35,589 --> 00:08:37,464 - You mean the thing that puts a roof over your head, 188 00:08:37,547 --> 00:08:38,798 food in your belly? 189 00:08:38,881 --> 00:08:41,005 What do you want us to do, Jesse? 190 00:08:41,089 --> 00:08:44,339 Just hope God sends down some chicken McDonald's 191 00:08:44,422 --> 00:08:45,673 from the heavens? 192 00:08:47,255 --> 00:08:48,214 - Judy, go upstairs, hon. 193 00:08:48,297 --> 00:08:50,506 - I like watching Jesse get in trouble. 194 00:08:50,589 --> 00:08:52,631 It makes my bird twitch. 195 00:08:52,714 --> 00:08:54,464 - Eww, Judy! Get out of here. 196 00:08:54,547 --> 00:08:56,172 - What the hell is a bird? 197 00:08:56,255 --> 00:08:58,005 Oh, is she talking about her privates? 198 00:08:58,089 --> 00:08:59,673 - It is my privates. 199 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:00,756 - Get upstairs, Judy! 200 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:06,297 Sweet boy. 201 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,798 You already have such a different childhood 202 00:09:09,881 --> 00:09:10,756 than either of us had 203 00:09:10,839 --> 00:09:13,005 with both parents working every day, 204 00:09:13,089 --> 00:09:14,547 but we've been called to serve the Lord, 205 00:09:14,631 --> 00:09:16,881 and that does take a lot out of us. 206 00:09:16,964 --> 00:09:19,381 It's our duty to give him everything that we have. 207 00:09:19,464 --> 00:09:21,714 Now, you understand that, Jesse? 208 00:09:21,798 --> 00:09:22,714 - Yeah, I understand. 209 00:09:22,798 --> 00:09:24,547 - But maybe, 210 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:25,714 just maybe, 211 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:27,255 we need to make sure we give you 212 00:09:27,339 --> 00:09:29,756 everything we have too. 213 00:09:29,839 --> 00:09:31,839 Sweetie, having another child ain't gonna make us love you 214 00:09:31,923 --> 00:09:33,005 any less. 215 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:37,506 You know that? 216 00:09:38,798 --> 00:09:39,839 Hug your daddy. 217 00:09:41,631 --> 00:09:44,881 I love you. No more fights. 218 00:09:44,964 --> 00:09:48,381 Remember what I said about everybody pulling their weight? 219 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:50,964 Family has to stick together. 220 00:09:51,047 --> 00:09:53,381 You understand? 221 00:09:53,464 --> 00:09:54,673 - Yes, sir. I understand. 222 00:09:59,172 --> 00:10:02,547 - Oh, it is so beautiful. 223 00:10:04,381 --> 00:10:06,589 But do you really think it's the right time? 224 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:09,297 - Now that we're adding one more Gemstone to the clan, 225 00:10:09,381 --> 00:10:12,756 I think it makes sense to expand-- 226 00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:14,964 give us some real room to spread out. 227 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,589 - It is a beautiful plot of land. 228 00:10:17,673 --> 00:10:20,547 - Build a house for each one of the kids-- 229 00:10:20,631 --> 00:10:22,881 have them around us for the rest of our lives. 230 00:10:22,964 --> 00:10:24,089 - You really want that? 231 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:25,381 No. 232 00:10:25,464 --> 00:10:26,422 - I thought you did. 233 00:10:26,506 --> 00:10:28,255 - No! 234 00:10:28,339 --> 00:10:29,547 No. 235 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,506 Oh, Eli, it is incredible. 236 00:10:32,589 --> 00:10:35,798 - Maybe build our own amusement park 237 00:10:35,881 --> 00:10:37,631 with our own roller coasters. 238 00:10:37,714 --> 00:10:39,631 - You are getting out of hand now. 239 00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:42,255 We have already been so blessed. 240 00:10:42,339 --> 00:10:44,339 - Well, we work hard, 241 00:10:44,422 --> 00:10:47,464 and there's much more blessings to come. 242 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:51,130 - You think I'm being a bad sister to Baby Billy? 243 00:10:51,214 --> 00:10:54,589 Think I should just push through and do the tour? 244 00:10:54,673 --> 00:10:56,964 - Whatever you wanna do, I'll support you, 245 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,005 but if you want my honest opinion, 246 00:10:59,089 --> 00:11:01,381 I don't think you owe that man a thing. 247 00:11:01,464 --> 00:11:03,964 You saw how he acted when you told him the news. 248 00:11:04,047 --> 00:11:05,547 He only cared how it affected him. 249 00:11:07,673 --> 00:11:09,798 - I think he was just really looking forward to the tour. 250 00:11:09,881 --> 00:11:11,631 - Looking forward to making money. 251 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,089 - Hm. 252 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,631 - Between all those divorces, 253 00:11:14,714 --> 00:11:17,214 he's gotta be burning through cash. 254 00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:20,339 Now, we're building an empire together here. 255 00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:25,172 We need to focus on us now, our family. 256 00:11:25,255 --> 00:11:27,673 - Our family. - Ooh. 257 00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:29,839 - Look at you. There you are, Daddy. 258 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,047 Look at you. - What a dude. 259 00:11:33,464 --> 00:11:34,506 - I look like a hippie? 260 00:11:34,589 --> 00:11:36,005 - Oh, you look beautiful. 261 00:11:36,089 --> 00:11:37,047 To me. 262 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,047 - So do you, baby. - Aww. 263 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:41,172 - Ms. Aimee-Leigh. 264 00:11:44,297 --> 00:11:46,172 Yup, his and her roller coasters. 265 00:12:33,464 --> 00:12:34,964 - Happy birthday, Judy. 266 00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:45,297 - Ugh. 267 00:12:45,381 --> 00:12:47,089 - This is a Travel Barbie. She comes with an RV and-- 268 00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:48,297 Ah! 269 00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:50,589 - Terrible gift, Laurel. 270 00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:53,589 I already have three of them. 271 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,923 Next! Who's next? 272 00:12:56,005 --> 00:12:57,255 Next gift for me? 273 00:12:57,339 --> 00:12:58,381 This better be good. 274 00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:00,130 It better not be another RV. 275 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,297 Some party you got here. 276 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,214 - When your little girl ask you for a pony ride 277 00:13:04,297 --> 00:13:06,631 and a bouncy house, what can you do? 278 00:13:08,381 --> 00:13:09,756 - You can say no. - Who's next? 279 00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:11,714 - You never got any of that when you was a boy. 280 00:13:13,881 --> 00:13:17,047 - You got a piece of cornbread cake and a used toy, 281 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,506 and if you were really good, 282 00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:21,964 you got the day off from chores. 283 00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:23,964 - Those were different times, Daddy. 284 00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:26,506 - Yeah, but some things don't change. 285 00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:29,339 Maybe that wife of yours sees things different, 286 00:13:29,422 --> 00:13:33,130 but is this what you spend the church's money on? 287 00:13:33,214 --> 00:13:34,339 Fancy parties? 288 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,381 - Come on, Daddy. 289 00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:37,089 You know that's not how we operate. 290 00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:43,339 - All a preacher needs is four walls, some willing souls, 291 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,589 and the Good Book. 292 00:13:44,673 --> 00:13:47,464 All this excess is obscene! 293 00:13:47,547 --> 00:13:48,964 - Hey, happy birthday, princess! 294 00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:50,339 - Holy shit! 295 00:13:52,047 --> 00:13:52,964 - Hey, we're going crazy, huh? 296 00:13:53,047 --> 00:13:55,130 Sidle on up to the birthday girl. 297 00:13:55,214 --> 00:13:56,631 Let's go right here. She's having a birthday. 298 00:13:56,714 --> 00:13:57,839 This right here. 299 00:13:57,923 --> 00:14:00,005 This is from me to you, Judy-- 300 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,005 from me to you. 301 00:14:01,089 --> 00:14:02,506 Don't hit that--don't hit this. 302 00:14:02,589 --> 00:14:04,506 Hold on, Harmon. Don't hurt nobody now. 303 00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:08,464 Hey! Happy birthday, princess. 304 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:10,673 - Uncle Baby Billy, you brought me a gift too? 305 00:14:10,756 --> 00:14:14,297 - Only the most expensive gift in the entire land. 306 00:14:14,381 --> 00:14:16,381 Come right over here now. Look at that. 307 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,339 That's true love right there now. 308 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,381 Whoo! Huh? 309 00:14:20,464 --> 00:14:21,798 - Baby Billy, what is all this? 310 00:14:21,881 --> 00:14:23,798 - That's a pink Corvette's what it is. 311 00:14:23,881 --> 00:14:25,506 Look at that thing. Whoo-hoo! 312 00:14:25,589 --> 00:14:27,005 - Oh, my God. 313 00:14:27,089 --> 00:14:29,172 It's the best gift I've ever gotten in my entire life! 314 00:14:29,255 --> 00:14:32,130 - No, I'm sorry, Judy. You cannot accept it. 315 00:14:32,214 --> 00:14:33,839 - What? Why? 316 00:14:33,923 --> 00:14:34,839 - Come on, Eli. 317 00:14:34,923 --> 00:14:36,005 Don't ruin a girl's birthday party. 318 00:14:36,089 --> 00:14:38,631 - It's too big. It's too much. 319 00:14:38,714 --> 00:14:40,673 Not trying to spoil our kids-- 320 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:41,839 that's a firm house rule. 321 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,714 - Daddy, who cares if I'm spoiled? 322 00:14:43,798 --> 00:14:45,839 - Are you gonna say something, Aimee-Leigh? 323 00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:48,047 Are you just gonna stand there like a deer in headlights? 324 00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:50,547 - Oh, Daddy, this was the best gift ever. 325 00:14:50,631 --> 00:14:53,214 - You don't know that yet 'cause you got one more. 326 00:14:53,297 --> 00:14:55,464 There, sweetie. Happy birthday. 327 00:15:06,964 --> 00:15:10,089 - Just some kind of trinket or something. 328 00:15:11,673 --> 00:15:12,673 And when you open it, 329 00:15:12,756 --> 00:15:14,839 it has a picture of my mommy and my daddy. 330 00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:21,464 Cool. 331 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,589 - Well, all right, who wants cake? 332 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,255 - Yeah. - Honey, come get some cake. 333 00:15:26,339 --> 00:15:27,464 - Let's go. 334 00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:30,506 - Excuse me, pony. 335 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,673 What's up, cool breeze? 336 00:15:35,214 --> 00:15:38,798 Heard you ain't too happy about this kid coming either. 337 00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:41,130 - Yeah, I ain't gonna let it get me down, though. 338 00:15:41,214 --> 00:15:44,255 I got plans-- strategies I might pull off. 339 00:15:44,339 --> 00:15:45,881 - Strategies? 340 00:15:45,964 --> 00:15:47,381 - Yeah, run away, 341 00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:51,089 join WWF, become a bad guy. 342 00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,464 Well, that's an option. 343 00:15:55,839 --> 00:15:58,964 I got a couple cold beers in my pocket now. 344 00:15:59,047 --> 00:16:00,673 You want one? 345 00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:03,631 - Won't I get in trouble? 346 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:07,130 - Not if nobody don't find out. 347 00:16:07,214 --> 00:16:08,297 Let me see that Pepsi can. 348 00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:09,923 Now, come on over here. 349 00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:12,506 Give this to old Baby Billy. 350 00:16:12,589 --> 00:16:14,422 This right here is the silver bullet 351 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,631 all the way from Colorado. 352 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:20,297 Kids in France-- they drink all the time. 353 00:16:20,381 --> 00:16:22,798 But America got it backwards. 354 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:25,005 Fine to show violence on TV, 355 00:16:25,089 --> 00:16:28,422 but if somebody's backside or a... 356 00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:29,964 A woman's beautiful set of titties, 357 00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:31,506 well, you can't show now. 358 00:16:31,589 --> 00:16:33,089 Cheers. 359 00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:34,297 Yeah. 360 00:16:34,381 --> 00:16:36,464 Mm. 361 00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:39,297 Ain't nothing wrong with you having a little drink. 362 00:16:39,381 --> 00:16:42,130 Your daddy must be a tough man to live with. 363 00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:43,839 - He is. 364 00:16:43,923 --> 00:16:46,798 - Yeah, well... 365 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,839 it's only gonna get worse when this other kid shows up-- 366 00:16:49,923 --> 00:16:53,673 him stressed out all the time, cussing, yelling at everybody. 367 00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:56,673 Ooh-ooh, I don't envy you now. 368 00:16:56,756 --> 00:16:57,881 - Great. - Listen to me. 369 00:16:57,964 --> 00:17:00,381 I need to shut the fuck up is what I need to do. 370 00:17:00,464 --> 00:17:03,589 Here you are drinking beer and I'm speaking truth. 371 00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:05,464 I mean, you liable to get the courage 372 00:17:05,547 --> 00:17:06,506 to do something now. 373 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,339 - Like what? 374 00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:11,798 - Mm, make him look like a fool. 375 00:17:11,881 --> 00:17:14,172 When I was a kid, your age, 376 00:17:14,255 --> 00:17:15,547 I used to get so mad at my daddy. 377 00:17:15,631 --> 00:17:18,631 I'd get so mad at him. 378 00:17:18,714 --> 00:17:21,214 Wait till he got around his friends, 379 00:17:21,297 --> 00:17:24,839 I'd start mouthing off, make him look like an idiot, 380 00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:27,005 like, just a stupid fool is what I did. 381 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,881 That's just me now. 382 00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:31,464 - You know what, Uncle Baby Billy? 383 00:17:31,547 --> 00:17:33,589 That's a good idea. 384 00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:38,089 - You want a little more cold beer? 385 00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:39,923 Yeah. 386 00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:43,339 Sitting next to this pond, it's like a beach party now. 387 00:17:43,422 --> 00:17:44,422 Go on. Yeah. 388 00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:46,214 Tilt it back. Shotgun it now. 389 00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:47,589 Get on in there. 390 00:17:47,673 --> 00:17:49,631 That's the Satan juice right there. 391 00:17:50,964 --> 00:17:54,005 Jesse James and Billy the Kid now. 392 00:17:54,089 --> 00:17:56,714 Mm-mmm. 393 00:18:45,464 --> 00:18:47,631 - Hey, Eli Gemstone! 394 00:18:47,714 --> 00:18:48,798 - Jesse? 395 00:18:48,881 --> 00:18:50,756 - I really don't wanna have another sibling. 396 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,506 And if you all do have this kid, 397 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,714 and if it ends up being a kid that's for real, 398 00:18:54,798 --> 00:18:57,297 like, a real one... 399 00:18:57,381 --> 00:18:58,339 then guess what? 400 00:18:58,422 --> 00:19:00,422 - Have you been drinking? 401 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,881 - Don't interrupt me. 402 00:19:01,964 --> 00:19:05,964 Let me say, I will never be nice to this kid, 403 00:19:06,047 --> 00:19:08,631 and if you all do have this kid, 404 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:12,839 I will make sure that its life is so dumb 405 00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:15,506 that every time y'all turn y'all's backs, 406 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,255 I'll pee in its face! 407 00:19:19,756 --> 00:19:22,130 That's right, everybody. 408 00:19:22,214 --> 00:19:27,130 I'm Jesse Gemstone, Eli Gemstone's son. 409 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,839 I'm about to throw up. 410 00:19:46,714 --> 00:19:48,339 - Jesse! 411 00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:59,798 - You ruined my birthday! 412 00:20:02,923 --> 00:20:04,547 - You poor thing. 413 00:20:04,631 --> 00:20:06,506 - You don't feel so hot now, huh? 414 00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:08,297 - Is Jesse an alcoholic? 415 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,673 Will he be homeless? 416 00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:13,214 - No, Judy. Go play with your things. 417 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:14,506 - Where'd you get the hooch? 418 00:20:16,339 --> 00:20:18,130 Uncle Baby Billy. 419 00:20:19,923 --> 00:20:21,422 - Good old Baby Billy. 420 00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:27,964 You wanna take care of this, or should I? 421 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:13,547 - Watch the ball now, just like your daddy. 422 00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:15,130 Here it comes. Here it comes now. 423 00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:16,422 Go on. 424 00:21:17,714 --> 00:21:19,089 - It's all right, son. Just relax. 425 00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:21,255 Blue, 21. Blue, 21. 426 00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,255 Set, hut. Go on. 427 00:21:22,339 --> 00:21:24,130 Go on. 428 00:21:26,172 --> 00:21:28,089 - Hey, hey. Hey, Gloria. 429 00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:31,422 - Well, well, well, if it ain't my long-lost sister. 430 00:21:31,506 --> 00:21:33,422 What do I owe this special honor? 431 00:21:33,506 --> 00:21:34,589 - Hey, Harmon. 432 00:21:34,673 --> 00:21:36,923 - Meep-meep. 433 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:37,964 - Harmon, why don't you stay outside 434 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,172 and practice your drills, all right? 435 00:21:39,255 --> 00:21:40,923 Daddy's gonna go inside. 436 00:21:41,005 --> 00:21:43,130 Go long! Go on. 437 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,130 Get it! 438 00:21:44,214 --> 00:21:45,923 - Get it! Sike! 439 00:21:51,923 --> 00:21:54,089 So, Eli's ticked off. 440 00:21:54,172 --> 00:21:56,130 What else is new in the wide world of sports? 441 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,339 - He has every right to be mad after what you did. 442 00:21:58,422 --> 00:22:00,631 - Oh, what did I do, huh? 443 00:22:00,714 --> 00:22:02,673 I gave my nephew a beer. 444 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:03,798 Or does that make me the... 445 00:22:04,881 --> 00:22:06,422 Worst person in the world, huh? 446 00:22:06,506 --> 00:22:08,631 I guess I'm evil, right? Worse than Satan. 447 00:22:08,714 --> 00:22:10,005 Here it is. Satan incarnate. 448 00:22:10,089 --> 00:22:12,464 - It's not about the alcohol, Billy, and you know it. 449 00:22:13,756 --> 00:22:15,798 Look, I am happy. 450 00:22:17,381 --> 00:22:19,631 I'm happy for you, Aimee-Leigh, 451 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,839 that you are having a new baby, 452 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,255 but damn it, I had a lot riding on this tour. 453 00:22:24,923 --> 00:22:26,881 Now, I've got debts to pay. 454 00:22:26,964 --> 00:22:29,214 I've had three divorces, Aimee-Leigh, 455 00:22:29,297 --> 00:22:31,631 and every single one of them have cut my ass in half. 456 00:22:31,714 --> 00:22:33,130 - Let's just push it just a few years 457 00:22:33,214 --> 00:22:34,714 till the baby's not so tiny. 458 00:22:34,798 --> 00:22:38,172 - Our fan base is rapidly aging, Aimee-Leigh. 459 00:22:38,255 --> 00:22:39,714 We got the blue-haired crowd. 460 00:22:39,798 --> 00:22:40,964 Now, they will not last forever. 461 00:22:41,047 --> 00:22:42,172 - Oh, they'll make it a few more years more-- 462 00:22:42,255 --> 00:22:43,547 - They ain't gonna make it a few more years. 463 00:22:43,631 --> 00:22:45,506 They're done, Aimee-Leigh. 464 00:22:45,589 --> 00:22:47,839 The average fan of Baby Billy and Aimee-Leigh 465 00:22:47,923 --> 00:22:49,339 is 68 years old. 466 00:22:49,422 --> 00:22:50,673 I checked. 467 00:22:50,756 --> 00:22:52,339 A fucking geriatric's what they are-- 468 00:22:52,422 --> 00:22:54,297 a goddamn nursing home crowd. 469 00:22:54,381 --> 00:22:55,756 You wanna do a nursing home tour? 470 00:22:55,839 --> 00:22:57,339 Let's do it. Let's wheel everybody out. 471 00:22:57,422 --> 00:22:59,839 Come see Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy one more time 472 00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:01,589 in a fucking nursing home. 473 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:03,714 You know, this was supposed to be 474 00:23:03,798 --> 00:23:05,673 our last squeeze of the lemon, 475 00:23:05,756 --> 00:23:08,214 just the last little bite of the apple, you and me, 476 00:23:08,297 --> 00:23:09,547 together one more time. 477 00:23:09,631 --> 00:23:11,422 - Can't we do something else? 478 00:23:11,506 --> 00:23:12,923 - Please? 479 00:23:13,005 --> 00:23:14,839 Look, I'm begging you now. 480 00:23:14,923 --> 00:23:16,255 Give me three months. 481 00:23:16,339 --> 00:23:18,047 We can start the tour in late spring. 482 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,422 I'll have you done 'fore the summer's through. 483 00:23:19,506 --> 00:23:20,381 Please. 484 00:23:20,464 --> 00:23:21,381 As your little beautiful baby brother, 485 00:23:21,464 --> 00:23:22,756 I'm asking you, I'm begging you 486 00:23:22,839 --> 00:23:23,881 with the bottom of my heart. 487 00:23:23,964 --> 00:23:25,381 Please. 488 00:23:25,464 --> 00:23:26,923 - Billy... 489 00:23:28,964 --> 00:23:30,881 It's just not an option, baby. 490 00:23:35,964 --> 00:23:37,214 - Fine. 491 00:23:37,297 --> 00:23:39,214 Well, then, I'ma have to start selling off parcels of land 492 00:23:39,297 --> 00:23:41,589 'cause that's the only way this whole thing's gonna work. 493 00:23:41,673 --> 00:23:44,631 I need the cash. - No. 494 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,756 No, you can't do that. 495 00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:49,172 You cannot do that, Billy. This is our home. 496 00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:50,756 - Our home? - Yes, our home. 497 00:23:50,839 --> 00:23:51,964 - You don't live here. 498 00:23:52,047 --> 00:23:53,506 Mama and Daddy left it in my name-- 499 00:23:53,589 --> 00:23:54,923 my name, Baby Billy Freeman. 500 00:23:55,005 --> 00:23:56,756 This is my house. - Yeah, you're right. 501 00:23:56,839 --> 00:23:57,756 They did leave it in your name, 502 00:23:57,839 --> 00:23:58,798 and you know what? 503 00:23:58,881 --> 00:24:01,255 You promised them that you would never sell it. 504 00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:03,464 Freemans have lived on this land for over 200 years. 505 00:24:03,547 --> 00:24:06,214 - And one selfish woman made the whole thing go away. 506 00:24:06,297 --> 00:24:07,589 This right here? This is on you, darling. 507 00:24:07,673 --> 00:24:09,297 It's on you. 508 00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:10,547 - Okay, well, then how about this? 509 00:24:10,631 --> 00:24:11,631 How about this? 510 00:24:11,714 --> 00:24:13,881 If you sell it, Eli and I will just buy it, 511 00:24:13,964 --> 00:24:14,881 and then it can stay in the family... 512 00:24:14,964 --> 00:24:15,881 - Oh, so now you gonna wrastle 513 00:24:15,964 --> 00:24:16,881 Freeman's Gap away from me, huh? 514 00:24:16,964 --> 00:24:17,881 - So then it doesn't go to a stranger. 515 00:24:17,964 --> 00:24:19,047 - This is all I have! 516 00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:19,964 - It'll stay in the family, and you'll get your money. 517 00:24:20,047 --> 00:24:20,964 - This right here, this is all-- 518 00:24:21,047 --> 00:24:22,047 - Just like you want before you sell-- 519 00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:22,964 - This is all I have. This is it right here. 520 00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:23,964 - Before you sell it off to a stranger! 521 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,089 - Mama and Daddy left it to me... 522 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,255 - A stranger sleeping in Mommy and Daddy's bedroom! 523 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:27,339 - Because you already have a rich life! 524 00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:29,589 - You are being so difficult! 525 00:24:29,673 --> 00:24:31,172 This is not what Mama and Daddy would've wanted... 526 00:24:31,255 --> 00:24:32,964 - No, it's not what Mama and Daddy would've wanted. 527 00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:35,631 They would've wanted us to keep working together, 528 00:24:35,714 --> 00:24:39,214 to keep sharing our unique gifts with the world. 529 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,964 But life shakes out different sometimes, don't it? 530 00:24:45,047 --> 00:24:47,130 Now Mama and Daddy are dead and in the ground, 531 00:24:47,214 --> 00:24:50,005 and you broke us up to start a new career 532 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:52,964 with your new husband, and look at you, huh? 533 00:24:53,047 --> 00:24:55,297 You're rich and famous, 534 00:24:55,381 --> 00:24:57,839 and I'm broke... 535 00:24:57,923 --> 00:24:59,547 and nobody. 536 00:25:00,923 --> 00:25:02,422 I'm nobody! 537 00:25:05,381 --> 00:25:06,839 I'm sorry. 538 00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:16,214 Probably gonna have to pull Harmon out of school again. 539 00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:18,339 - Fine. 540 00:25:18,422 --> 00:25:19,422 Fine. 541 00:25:21,381 --> 00:25:22,839 I'll do the tour, Billy. 542 00:25:22,923 --> 00:25:24,631 I'll do it, just... 543 00:25:24,714 --> 00:25:27,005 squeeze it in before the middle of May. 544 00:25:27,089 --> 00:25:29,172 I'll do it. 545 00:25:29,255 --> 00:25:30,506 - Done, then. 546 00:25:30,589 --> 00:25:33,881 - And then you don't have to sell Mama and Daddy's place. 547 00:25:33,964 --> 00:25:36,798 - I don't wanna sell it either, Aimee-Leigh. 548 00:25:36,881 --> 00:25:39,547 And I won't have to if we do this. 549 00:25:39,631 --> 00:25:41,506 - Right. 550 00:25:41,589 --> 00:25:44,047 - How you feeling, sweetheart? - Just fine. 551 00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:46,589 - No morning sickness or nothing. 552 00:25:46,673 --> 00:25:48,881 My wife, the tank... 553 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:52,172 - Never call a pregnant woman a tank, Eli. 554 00:25:52,255 --> 00:25:54,172 - Unless I wanna get blasted. 555 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:59,381 Oh, I'm spinning gold this morning. 556 00:25:59,464 --> 00:26:01,422 I better save some for the broadcast. 557 00:26:01,506 --> 00:26:04,381 - You better be saving the good jokes for the broadcast. 558 00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:06,714 That was not ready for primetime. 559 00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:08,547 - Good thing we're on in the morning. 560 00:26:08,631 --> 00:26:09,714 Thank you. 561 00:26:09,798 --> 00:26:12,047 - You're welcome. 562 00:26:12,130 --> 00:26:14,255 So I talked to my brother. 563 00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:17,381 - I hope you gave him a piece of your mind for me too. 564 00:26:17,464 --> 00:26:20,339 Was he even apologetic? 565 00:26:20,422 --> 00:26:22,381 - He felt terrible. 566 00:26:22,464 --> 00:26:24,047 He's not doing well, Eli. 567 00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:25,255 I'm worried about him. 568 00:26:25,339 --> 00:26:27,005 He's in real bad shape financially. 569 00:26:27,089 --> 00:26:28,339 - I'm sure he is-- 570 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:31,506 a lifetime of poor decisions will do that to you. 571 00:26:33,839 --> 00:26:35,589 - I'm doing the tour, Eli. 572 00:26:35,673 --> 00:26:37,381 It's only for three months. 573 00:26:40,506 --> 00:26:43,214 I thought we talked about this. 574 00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:44,255 - We did, 575 00:26:44,339 --> 00:26:46,714 but Baby Billy needs this. 576 00:26:46,798 --> 00:26:48,172 He's broke. 577 00:26:48,255 --> 00:26:49,589 He's talking about selling off parcels of land 578 00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:50,964 in Freeman's Gap. 579 00:26:51,047 --> 00:26:53,422 This tour's a way he can make some money for himself. 580 00:26:53,506 --> 00:26:56,172 - Funny how he needs you to make money for himself. 581 00:26:57,464 --> 00:27:00,923 - Even so, he's my brother, and I love him. 582 00:27:01,005 --> 00:27:04,130 I'm gonna do it, Eli. 583 00:27:04,214 --> 00:27:07,673 - I think it's sweet that you care so much for your brother. 584 00:27:08,631 --> 00:27:12,130 Too bad he doesn't return the favor. 585 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:14,673 The son of a bitch only cares about himself. 586 00:27:26,339 --> 00:27:29,839 - Now, folks, it makes my heart sing 587 00:27:29,923 --> 00:27:32,714 to share this next bit of good news with you. 588 00:27:32,798 --> 00:27:36,005 It ain't the gospel, Eli, but it is the good news. 589 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:38,798 Sitting right here is my beloved baby brother. 590 00:27:38,881 --> 00:27:40,464 - Hey, y'all. Just... - Yeah. 591 00:27:40,547 --> 00:27:42,673 Silly Baby Billy. 592 00:27:42,756 --> 00:27:43,964 - Baby Billy! 593 00:27:44,047 --> 00:27:46,964 - I have to tell you. When we were kids, Billy... 594 00:27:47,047 --> 00:27:49,673 - Yeah? - Did we cut up or what? 595 00:27:49,756 --> 00:27:51,297 - Oh, well, we-- well, we cut up, 596 00:27:51,381 --> 00:27:52,756 but we tore it up is what we did. 597 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:53,798 We tore it up. 598 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,005 We threw it away. - All of us. 599 00:27:55,089 --> 00:27:56,881 - And you know what? - What? 600 00:27:56,964 --> 00:27:57,923 - We gonna do it again, aren't we? 601 00:27:58,005 --> 00:27:59,464 - You bet we are. - You bet. 602 00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:02,005 - My dear sister and I are kicking off 603 00:28:02,089 --> 00:28:04,297 a special reunion tour. 604 00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:06,297 - Hallelujah! 605 00:28:06,381 --> 00:28:08,506 - Just like that. - And I cannot wait. 606 00:28:08,589 --> 00:28:11,714 - Three months of shows where you can see this wonderful duo 607 00:28:11,798 --> 00:28:13,547 that the Lord intended to be together 608 00:28:13,631 --> 00:28:17,506 to bring forth His name in--in song and dance. 609 00:28:17,589 --> 00:28:19,464 Do y'all wanna see a sneak peek? 610 00:28:19,547 --> 00:28:20,589 Oh-- 611 00:28:20,673 --> 00:28:22,005 I think we gotta go to a commercial real quick. 612 00:28:22,089 --> 00:28:23,047 - Oh, I don't think we gonna take a break yet 613 00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:24,839 'cause guess what-- I wore my clogging shoes. 614 00:28:24,923 --> 00:28:27,172 - Oh! 615 00:28:27,255 --> 00:28:29,673 - I got my dancing shoes! Gonna tell ya. 616 00:28:29,756 --> 00:28:31,339 - Getting down to God's business here. 617 00:28:31,422 --> 00:28:33,172 - Let's do it. 618 00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:34,839 Oh, uh... 619 00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:37,089 I think Eli needs to take a commercial break. 620 00:28:37,172 --> 00:28:38,089 - Oh! 621 00:28:38,172 --> 00:28:39,881 - Just leave the dancing to us, Eli. 622 00:28:39,964 --> 00:28:41,005 Come on, now. 623 00:28:41,089 --> 00:28:42,923 Rest of us, we gonna sing, and we gonna dance! 624 00:28:43,005 --> 00:28:44,714 - Hallelujah! 625 00:29:50,673 --> 00:29:52,422 - Whoo! 626 00:30:04,255 --> 00:30:05,339 - Whoo! 627 00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:34,130 - Whoo! 628 00:30:35,589 --> 00:30:38,673 What do you think of that? - Amen! Oh... 629 00:30:38,756 --> 00:30:40,756 - Baby Billy Freeman. 630 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,255 Baby Billy Freeman and Aimee-Leigh Gemstone. 631 00:30:45,297 --> 00:30:48,297 Here's the thing. Johnny Cash? June Carter? 632 00:30:48,381 --> 00:30:49,464 - Ain't got nothing on us, baby. 633 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:50,714 - They can't clog. 634 00:30:50,798 --> 00:30:52,506 I mean, after what happened on that stage? 635 00:30:52,589 --> 00:30:54,047 My whole body is vibrating. 636 00:30:54,130 --> 00:30:55,381 "Now, honestly, that might be the best show 637 00:30:55,464 --> 00:30:56,673 y'all have ever done." 638 00:30:56,756 --> 00:30:57,839 That's what Harmon said. 639 00:30:57,923 --> 00:30:59,214 Ain't that right, Harmon? 640 00:30:59,297 --> 00:31:00,798 Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly right. 641 00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:02,005 What about Jesse? 642 00:31:02,089 --> 00:31:03,047 You think that was the best show we ever did right here? 643 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,506 - Absolutely. - Give me an E.T. right here. 644 00:31:04,589 --> 00:31:06,339 - Uh-huh. - "Phone home." 645 00:31:06,422 --> 00:31:08,047 Everybody phone home. 646 00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:09,339 Judy, I know what you think. 647 00:31:09,422 --> 00:31:11,172 You already my favorite. - I know. 648 00:31:11,255 --> 00:31:12,547 - I mean, you a Gemstone, 649 00:31:12,631 --> 00:31:14,130 but you kinda look like a Freeman to me. 650 00:31:14,214 --> 00:31:16,047 Let's talk tour now. 651 00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:18,673 We hitting Raleigh, North Myrtle, 652 00:31:18,756 --> 00:31:20,673 Charleston, Birmingham... 653 00:31:20,756 --> 00:31:22,506 - Yes. - Memphis, Little Rock. 654 00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:23,589 - Oh! 655 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:24,964 - Guess where we gonna finish this thing off? 656 00:31:25,047 --> 00:31:26,422 - Where? - Branson. 657 00:31:27,506 --> 00:31:29,798 Hallelujah! 658 00:31:29,881 --> 00:31:31,339 - Now don't get jealous, Eli. 659 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:32,839 I'll give her back to you when I get done now, huh? 660 00:31:32,923 --> 00:31:34,047 - He's worried. - I'm fine. 661 00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:35,381 - Hey, I don't think he's worried--he ain't worried. 662 00:31:35,464 --> 00:31:37,589 - We gonna clean house on this thing, Aimee-Leigh. 663 00:31:37,673 --> 00:31:39,339 I mean, and we gonna bring so much joy. 664 00:31:39,422 --> 00:31:41,172 So much--you saw all them smiling faces tonight. 665 00:31:41,255 --> 00:31:43,005 - I did. - What we did on that stage? 666 00:31:43,089 --> 00:31:44,756 That's just a--a little taste 667 00:31:44,839 --> 00:31:47,047 for our faithful fans and followers. 668 00:31:47,130 --> 00:31:48,422 And we gonna make a mint. 669 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,089 That ought to make you happy. We gonna make a mint. 670 00:31:50,172 --> 00:31:51,714 We gonna make so much money. 671 00:31:51,798 --> 00:31:53,839 Harmon already said, "Daddy, what am I gonna get?" 672 00:31:53,923 --> 00:31:55,589 And I said a closet full of gems 673 00:31:55,673 --> 00:31:57,422 'cause he's a clothes horse like his daddy, 674 00:31:57,506 --> 00:31:58,422 is what he is. 675 00:31:58,506 --> 00:31:59,923 Harmon, stop picking your nose, son. 676 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,547 - So sweet. Let me tell you something else. 677 00:32:01,631 --> 00:32:04,005 I am just so thrilled that we'll also be able to keep 678 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,255 the family home place intact, 679 00:32:06,339 --> 00:32:08,089 just like Mama and Daddy would've wanted. 680 00:32:08,172 --> 00:32:11,130 - Well, almost intact. 681 00:32:11,214 --> 00:32:13,130 - I'm sorry. What? 682 00:32:13,214 --> 00:32:16,422 - Well, there's the 12 acres I sold to the city. 683 00:32:16,506 --> 00:32:17,964 Ten acres to Bubba Castwell-- 684 00:32:18,047 --> 00:32:21,089 you know, that area over there adjacent his land. 685 00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:22,798 - You already sold over 20 acres? 686 00:32:22,881 --> 00:32:24,631 - Mm, but all the acres 687 00:32:24,714 --> 00:32:25,923 around Mama and Daddy's original cabin, 688 00:32:26,005 --> 00:32:27,547 that's all mine. 689 00:32:27,631 --> 00:32:29,923 And then the--the brick house, I got that. 690 00:32:30,005 --> 00:32:31,297 - Baby Billy, you promised me. 691 00:32:31,381 --> 00:32:32,839 How--how'd you even sell all that 692 00:32:32,923 --> 00:32:34,214 since the last time we talked? 693 00:32:35,881 --> 00:32:37,589 - Oh, darling. 694 00:32:37,673 --> 00:32:39,589 Oh. 695 00:32:39,673 --> 00:32:42,089 No, I think maybe you misunderstood now. 696 00:32:42,172 --> 00:32:44,923 I said I already sold some parts of the land. 697 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:45,923 - No, you didn't. 698 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:46,964 You said you were thinking about it. 699 00:32:47,047 --> 00:32:48,089 - Now, now, hold on, now. 700 00:32:48,172 --> 00:32:50,589 If I did, I'm sorry, but I think you're mistaken. 701 00:32:50,673 --> 00:32:52,631 I said that I already sold some land. 702 00:32:52,714 --> 00:32:54,547 - You lied to me, Baby Billy. - I didn't lie to you. 703 00:32:54,631 --> 00:32:57,255 - Boy, you are a real piece of work. 704 00:32:57,339 --> 00:33:00,005 You just go through life being a shithead. 705 00:33:00,089 --> 00:33:02,381 - Well, like Patrick Swayze said, "opinions vary." 706 00:33:02,464 --> 00:33:04,673 I got my thoughts about you too, Eli. 707 00:33:04,756 --> 00:33:07,756 - You know what, Billy? The tour's off. 708 00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:10,798 - What? You can't--you can't cancel. 709 00:33:10,881 --> 00:33:12,172 You already signed a contract. 710 00:33:12,255 --> 00:33:13,214 - I don't care. I'm out. 711 00:33:13,297 --> 00:33:14,297 - If you out, you better be prepared 712 00:33:14,381 --> 00:33:16,964 to give me a settlement, or you gonna get sued. 713 00:33:17,047 --> 00:33:19,214 Now, the choice is yours, darling. 714 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:20,923 Now, what you want? 715 00:33:21,005 --> 00:33:22,964 - I should have never trusted you. 716 00:33:23,047 --> 00:33:23,964 - What you talking about? 717 00:33:24,047 --> 00:33:25,089 - You are bitter and angry and pathetic. 718 00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:26,130 - Ain't nobody bitter here. 719 00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:27,673 I ain't bitter. I ain't pathetic. 720 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:28,714 What you talking about? 721 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:30,172 - I'll give you your settlement, Billy. 722 00:33:30,255 --> 00:33:31,964 That's all you seem to care about anyway. 723 00:33:34,047 --> 00:33:36,798 All right, look, now, you just--you need to calm down. 724 00:33:36,881 --> 00:33:38,005 You being a woman right now, all right? 725 00:33:38,089 --> 00:33:39,381 You should be in two sets of-- - You know what? 726 00:33:39,464 --> 00:33:42,172 Why don't you try doing this tour without this woman? 727 00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:43,172 How about that? - Well, okay. 728 00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:44,339 - You know what? I've lost my appetite. 729 00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:46,172 Let's go. - Y'all ain't got to leave now. 730 00:33:46,255 --> 00:33:47,339 Come on, you ain't got to leave. 731 00:33:47,422 --> 00:33:48,673 We're just playing around. - Come on, kids. 732 00:33:48,756 --> 00:33:50,714 Judy, put the rolls down. 733 00:33:50,798 --> 00:33:52,631 - Eli, you gonna leave me with this bill? 734 00:34:00,422 --> 00:34:01,839 - Go on up there and pay that bill. 735 00:34:01,923 --> 00:34:03,673 Leave me and Harmon alone. 736 00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:10,547 Harmon, what you working on down there? 737 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:13,047 That's some arts and crafts? Can I see it? 738 00:34:13,130 --> 00:34:14,381 Look at that. 739 00:34:14,464 --> 00:34:18,047 That is a ninja star with a booger on it. 740 00:34:18,130 --> 00:34:20,255 That's beautiful, son. 741 00:34:21,923 --> 00:34:23,381 I love you. 742 00:35:03,381 --> 00:35:05,089 - Daddy? 743 00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:06,756 - I thought you were asleep. 744 00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:08,631 - I'm sorry about the way I've been acting 745 00:35:08,714 --> 00:35:10,547 about you and Mama having a kid. 746 00:35:10,631 --> 00:35:13,923 - It's all right, Jesse. 747 00:35:14,005 --> 00:35:16,964 Change takes time to understand. 748 00:35:17,047 --> 00:35:20,089 - If it's a boy, I feel like it'd be better. 749 00:35:20,172 --> 00:35:22,255 Not sure if we can take another Judy. 750 00:35:22,339 --> 00:35:25,089 - But you think we could use another you? 751 00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:28,255 - Exactly like me. - Okay. 752 00:35:28,339 --> 00:35:29,589 - That'll be fun. 753 00:35:29,673 --> 00:35:32,589 - Whoever it is, you will love. 754 00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:33,839 I know. 755 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,839 - What if I don't? 756 00:35:35,923 --> 00:35:38,381 - Then you just have to pretend like you do. 757 00:35:40,422 --> 00:35:42,297 - I could do that. 758 00:35:42,381 --> 00:35:44,923 Good night, buddy. 759 00:35:48,047 --> 00:35:49,547 - Good night, Daddy. 760 00:35:58,381 --> 00:35:59,798 - Good morning, Dr. Gemstone. 761 00:35:59,881 --> 00:36:00,839 - Good morning, Dr. Gemstone. - Good morning. 762 00:36:00,923 --> 00:36:01,964 - Good morning, everyone. 763 00:36:02,047 --> 00:36:03,130 - Good morning, Dr. Gemstone. 764 00:36:03,214 --> 00:36:05,130 - Dr. Gemstone. 765 00:36:05,214 --> 00:36:09,089 Dr. Gemstone, Baby Billy's here. 766 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:19,381 - It was you, wasn't it? 767 00:36:19,464 --> 00:36:21,506 Go on, say it. I know it was. 768 00:36:21,589 --> 00:36:24,214 - Did I want my pregnant wife leaving her family 769 00:36:24,297 --> 00:36:25,589 to go on the road with you? 770 00:36:25,673 --> 00:36:27,381 No, sir, I did not. 771 00:36:27,464 --> 00:36:29,297 But the choice was her's. 772 00:36:29,381 --> 00:36:31,714 You made it easy. 773 00:36:31,798 --> 00:36:33,172 - I made it easy? 774 00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:35,172 - By showing her why she doesn't run around with you 775 00:36:35,255 --> 00:36:36,547 anymore in the first place. 776 00:36:36,631 --> 00:36:40,089 - That's so funny, I almost forgot to laugh. 777 00:36:41,589 --> 00:36:45,005 So tell me, Eli, 778 00:36:45,089 --> 00:36:47,631 exactly why is that, huh? 779 00:36:47,714 --> 00:36:50,964 - Because you always wanna stand in front of Aimee-Leigh. 780 00:36:51,047 --> 00:36:52,005 - What you talking about? 781 00:36:52,089 --> 00:36:55,005 - Aimee-Leigh and I stand together on that stage, 782 00:36:55,089 --> 00:36:56,714 side by side. 783 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:58,422 Nobody stands behind the other one. 784 00:36:58,506 --> 00:37:00,005 That's how it's supposed to be. 785 00:37:00,089 --> 00:37:01,714 - Well, that's not how it's supposed to be. 786 00:37:01,798 --> 00:37:03,381 She's got a mighty big ego, then. 787 00:37:03,464 --> 00:37:04,714 - You know your sister. 788 00:37:04,798 --> 00:37:06,047 She makes up her own mind. 789 00:37:06,130 --> 00:37:08,422 What you all had is done. 790 00:37:08,506 --> 00:37:09,547 That's that. 791 00:37:09,631 --> 00:37:11,339 - No, it's not done. She's my sister. 792 00:37:11,422 --> 00:37:13,214 - She's my wife. - She's my sister! 793 00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:18,172 You know what? You never liked me. 794 00:37:18,255 --> 00:37:21,047 You never even gave me a chance. 795 00:37:21,130 --> 00:37:23,047 From the moment you came to our first show, 796 00:37:23,130 --> 00:37:24,756 you only had eyes for her. 797 00:37:27,464 --> 00:37:29,255 I will never forget this, Eli. 798 00:37:31,464 --> 00:37:33,964 - Do what you want. 799 00:37:36,464 --> 00:37:39,464 - Better hope that you can hang onto that woman forever. 800 00:37:42,005 --> 00:37:45,255 Because when she's gone, 801 00:37:45,339 --> 00:37:47,381 it all goes with her. 802 00:40:13,089 --> 00:40:14,214 Baby, you were in a high-speed chase, 803 00:40:14,297 --> 00:40:15,756 and now that van is in Kelvin's garage. 804 00:40:15,839 --> 00:40:17,130 I told you, we do elaborate pranks. 805 00:40:17,214 --> 00:40:18,381 How is that even a prank? 806 00:40:18,714 --> 00:40:21,047 -Just like a van flippin' over? -Yeah. I just-- 807 00:40:21,339 --> 00:40:23,881 Look, I mean, obviously, that wasn't that good of a prank. 808 00:40:26,089 --> 00:40:28,255 Won't you come on down here and get that van. 809 00:40:28,339 --> 00:40:29,381 I wish you would. 810 00:40:29,464 --> 00:40:31,798 Next time I see you, it ain't gonna be good. 811 00:40:31,881 --> 00:40:32,839 What about you, Judy? 812 00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:34,381 What's your daddy got you doing these days? 813 00:40:34,464 --> 00:40:36,422 She helps in the entire organization. 814 00:40:36,798 --> 00:40:38,589 Seems strange to me she's not front and center 815 00:40:38,673 --> 00:40:41,172 like everybody else, or maybe that's just me talkin'. 816 00:40:41,255 --> 00:40:42,464 No, that's just not you talkin'. 817 00:40:42,547 --> 00:40:44,589 We're doing real work here. Why don't you go restock 818 00:40:44,673 --> 00:40:46,005 the church office supplies or somethin'? 819 00:40:48,047 --> 00:40:49,798 Oh! She ripped out my hairs! 58735

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