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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,225 --> 00:00:07,351 Our son is back in our lives. 2 00:00:07,434 --> 00:00:08,684 Isn't that the only thing that matters? 3 00:00:08,768 --> 00:00:09,975 Well, he brought shame to us. 4 00:00:10,059 --> 00:00:11,476 And continues to bring shame to us, 5 00:00:11,559 --> 00:00:13,059 but yeah, sure, let's throw him a dinner. 6 00:00:13,142 --> 00:00:14,434 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:14,517 --> 00:00:16,684 Must be nice living in the lap of luxury again. 8 00:00:16,768 --> 00:00:19,142 The deeper I get, the more I'll have access to. 9 00:00:19,225 --> 00:00:20,100 I'm being blackmailed! 10 00:00:20,601 --> 00:00:22,851 What we need to do here is figure out who these idiots are. 11 00:00:22,934 --> 00:00:25,142 I was thinking, I would like to work with Martin. 12 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:27,100 See the ins and outs of running this place. 13 00:00:27,392 --> 00:00:29,559 All across America, capitalism's crumbling. 14 00:00:29,643 --> 00:00:30,643 That's when we step up. 15 00:00:31,059 --> 00:00:32,809 And what did this church use to be? 16 00:00:32,893 --> 00:00:34,184 A Sears, I believe. 17 00:00:34,851 --> 00:00:37,517 Locust Grove's gonna be nothing but trouble for you. 18 00:00:37,601 --> 00:00:39,851 These men are here on behalf of Johnny Seasons. 19 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,809 We're gonna send them back to Johnny Seasons. 20 00:00:41,893 --> 00:00:44,851 I need someone I can trust to run that church. 21 00:00:44,934 --> 00:00:46,809 ♪ ♪ 22 00:00:47,726 --> 00:00:48,768 Okay, Eli. 23 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:04,893 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:15,267 --> 00:01:19,559 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:20,975 --> 00:01:27,975 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:35,225 - Hey! Keefe! 27 00:01:35,309 --> 00:01:36,809 Keefe! 28 00:01:39,184 --> 00:01:41,267 God damn, man. It's been a while. 29 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,809 Fucking hail Satan, bro. 30 00:01:42,893 --> 00:01:44,726 - Yeah, right on, Daedalus. 31 00:01:44,809 --> 00:01:46,601 - I heard you went full-on Jesus freak, 32 00:01:46,684 --> 00:01:48,601 started messing around with those Gemstone weirdos. 33 00:01:48,684 --> 00:01:51,476 - No, probab--probably not me. 34 00:01:51,559 --> 00:01:54,059 I mean--I mean, definitely not me. 35 00:01:54,142 --> 00:01:56,601 I've gotten really into home brewing. 36 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,643 I got a home brewing kit, 37 00:01:58,726 --> 00:02:01,768 and it's, uh-- it's pretty time-consuming. 38 00:02:01,851 --> 00:02:03,184 So... 39 00:02:03,267 --> 00:02:04,434 - Cool story, Keefe. 40 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:07,142 Hey, Cryptocore has been working on some new tracks. 41 00:02:07,225 --> 00:02:10,309 We was just about to blast off. You want a taste? 42 00:02:10,392 --> 00:02:11,434 - No, I'm good. 43 00:02:11,517 --> 00:02:13,267 But congratulations, Cryptocore. 44 00:02:13,351 --> 00:02:14,768 That sounds cool. 45 00:02:14,851 --> 00:02:16,100 - Party at Club Sinister Friday night. 46 00:02:16,184 --> 00:02:17,309 All the old heads will be there. 47 00:02:17,392 --> 00:02:18,434 You should go. 48 00:02:18,517 --> 00:02:20,559 - Like I said, I'm pretty--pretty busy 49 00:02:20,643 --> 00:02:21,975 with barley and hops and stuff. 50 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,559 So y'all have a fun and safe time, 51 00:02:24,643 --> 00:02:26,059 and ya'll t--ta-ta. 52 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:30,184 - God damn, Keefe's a fucking nerd now. 53 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:37,684 ♪ ♪ 54 00:02:37,768 --> 00:02:41,142 - ♪ Lucifer ♪ 55 00:02:41,225 --> 00:02:43,476 ♪ Lucifer ♪ 56 00:02:43,559 --> 00:02:45,476 ♪ ♪ 57 00:02:45,559 --> 00:02:47,184 ♪ Lucifer ♪ 58 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,476 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:49,559 --> 00:02:53,351 ♪ Lucifer, Lucifer ♪ 60 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:56,517 ♪ Lucifer ♪ 61 00:02:56,601 --> 00:03:03,559 ♪ ♪ 62 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,517 ♪ Lucifer ♪ 63 00:03:06,601 --> 00:03:10,059 - ♪ Praise ♪ 64 00:03:10,142 --> 00:03:13,351 ♪ ♪ 65 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:17,017 ♪ Praise ♪ 66 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,975 - As you can see, this is money sent 67 00:03:21,059 --> 00:03:24,017 from around the world through our television ministries. 68 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:26,225 - Gotta separate the money from the prayer requests. 69 00:03:26,309 --> 00:03:28,726 Anything important or a donation over $10,000 70 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,809 goes straight up to Daddy. 71 00:03:30,893 --> 00:03:33,351 ♪ ♪ 72 00:03:34,434 --> 00:03:36,851 - Every prayer request is prayed for personally 73 00:03:36,934 --> 00:03:39,517 by one of our team members. 74 00:03:39,601 --> 00:03:41,017 Then requests are shredded 75 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,351 for security and liability reasons. 76 00:03:43,434 --> 00:03:47,225 - ♪ I got a Ph.D. in how to make ends meet ♪ 77 00:03:47,309 --> 00:03:51,351 ♪ I graduated from the college in the street ♪ 78 00:03:51,434 --> 00:03:54,517 - All the money comes here, where it is sorted, counted, 79 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,142 placed in carts, then moved to the vault. 80 00:03:57,225 --> 00:04:00,267 - ♪ When it comes to the almighty dollar ♪ 81 00:04:00,351 --> 00:04:04,225 ♪ Money, money, money, money is ♪ 82 00:04:04,309 --> 00:04:07,559 - Ah, the Lord's bounty. 83 00:04:07,643 --> 00:04:11,601 - ♪ Money, money, money, moves me ♪ 84 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:13,434 - Hmm, you know, Gay, I didn't-- 85 00:04:13,517 --> 00:04:14,434 I didn't grow up here, no. 86 00:04:14,517 --> 00:04:17,392 I grew up in a rural part of the state. 87 00:04:17,476 --> 00:04:18,893 - Hang on, hang on. Look. 88 00:04:18,975 --> 00:04:20,225 Can we not use code words? 89 00:04:20,309 --> 00:04:22,768 What she's trying to say is that she is a poverty person. 90 00:04:22,851 --> 00:04:24,225 - Poverty person? 91 00:04:24,309 --> 00:04:25,768 - That's what rural means, poverty person. 92 00:04:25,851 --> 00:04:28,100 - So she comes from dirt mud. Who cares, Judy? 93 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:31,392 - I grew up in a hardworking middle class family. 94 00:04:31,476 --> 00:04:34,601 We weren't rich, but we also weren't poor. 95 00:04:34,684 --> 00:04:36,434 - And we also don't really care. 96 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:38,726 That's kind of a boring, lame origin story. 97 00:04:42,309 --> 00:04:44,601 - Dale, are you all opening up a new Nancy's Chicken 98 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:45,601 down on 17th? 99 00:04:45,684 --> 00:04:46,934 - I think so. 100 00:04:47,017 --> 00:04:48,392 I mean, we got so damn many of 'em, 101 00:04:48,476 --> 00:04:49,392 it's hard to keep track. 102 00:04:49,476 --> 00:04:50,893 - Oh, honey. 103 00:04:50,975 --> 00:04:53,225 - But I want you to know my sons grew up eating 104 00:04:53,309 --> 00:04:54,309 Fancy Nancy. 105 00:04:54,392 --> 00:04:55,309 - Oh, they did? Yeah? 106 00:04:55,392 --> 00:04:56,434 - Your girl did too. 107 00:04:56,517 --> 00:04:57,601 - I'm all about them nuggets, though. 108 00:04:57,684 --> 00:04:59,309 That's my deal, the nuggets. - I like them sauces. 109 00:04:59,392 --> 00:05:00,768 Yeah. 110 00:05:00,851 --> 00:05:02,434 - But we appreciate all of it. We really do. 111 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:04,142 - Dale, I gotta--I'm sorry I'm having to shout. 112 00:05:04,225 --> 00:05:05,601 I'm so far away from ya. 113 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:08,768 I tell you what, you are an impressive man, Dale. 114 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:11,100 You got yourself a hot wife... 115 00:05:12,225 --> 00:05:13,142 I like you. 116 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,434 - I got to tell you. 117 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:16,517 You and me, we got to collaborate on something. 118 00:05:16,601 --> 00:05:19,184 I got all kinds of big ideas, chicken ideas. 119 00:05:19,267 --> 00:05:20,351 - Baby Billy has wonderful ideas. 120 00:05:20,434 --> 00:05:22,100 - I do. I have good--yes, good ideas. 121 00:05:22,184 --> 00:05:24,351 - We're already talking to Dale about potential opportunities. 122 00:05:24,434 --> 00:05:26,225 - Well, good. Cut me in. 123 00:05:26,309 --> 00:05:28,100 Let's all get together, partner up. 124 00:05:28,184 --> 00:05:30,267 They like keeping all your rich Christian friends 125 00:05:30,351 --> 00:05:31,476 down at that end of the table. 126 00:05:31,559 --> 00:05:32,975 I mean, that's--I don't know who did the seating chart. 127 00:05:33,059 --> 00:05:34,100 But that's all right. - Everything okay? 128 00:05:34,184 --> 00:05:36,768 - Yes, yes. It's Dot. 129 00:05:36,851 --> 00:05:38,267 It's our daughter. 130 00:05:38,351 --> 00:05:41,309 She's been cussing us out, because she's grounded 131 00:05:41,392 --> 00:05:43,267 from using the helicopter, and... 132 00:05:43,351 --> 00:05:45,601 - She's got herself this boyfriend that is 133 00:05:45,684 --> 00:05:46,643 nothing but trouble. 134 00:05:46,726 --> 00:05:47,643 - Yep. 135 00:05:47,726 --> 00:05:49,517 - He's sending her down a bad path. 136 00:05:49,601 --> 00:05:51,975 - I hate hearing that. - Mm. 137 00:05:52,059 --> 00:05:55,684 - You know, Kelvin here specializes in youth ministry. 138 00:05:55,768 --> 00:05:57,351 - Is that a fact? - Yes, sir. 139 00:05:57,434 --> 00:05:59,309 I like to connect with the youths. 140 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:01,309 You know, get on their level with-- 141 00:06:01,392 --> 00:06:03,017 with sports, activities... 142 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,392 we go laser tagging. 143 00:06:04,476 --> 00:06:05,392 - Mr. Kelvin, is there any way 144 00:06:05,476 --> 00:06:07,225 you could sit down with our Dot? 145 00:06:07,309 --> 00:06:09,851 - Well, if he won't do it now, me and my wife Tiffany, 146 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,559 we'd be more than happy to lend a hand. 147 00:06:11,643 --> 00:06:13,351 She's got all kinds of counseling skills. 148 00:06:13,434 --> 00:06:14,893 - Well, actually, Daddy, I could do it. 149 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,017 I mean, I deal with jerk kids in my house every single day. 150 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:19,184 - Okay, ha-ha. I can do it, Daddy. 151 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:21,351 I'll sit down with her, bad girl to bad girl. 152 00:06:21,434 --> 00:06:23,975 - No, Kelvin's got this. 153 00:06:27,142 --> 00:06:28,351 ♪ ♪ 154 00:06:28,434 --> 00:06:29,851 - It would be an honor 155 00:06:29,934 --> 00:06:32,100 to deliver your daughter to Christ. 156 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,893 - It's your time, my boy. 157 00:06:33,975 --> 00:06:35,726 - We do appreciate that, Mr. Kelvin. 158 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:38,934 - It's no big whoop. 159 00:06:40,476 --> 00:06:41,934 - You look dumb with them glasses on. 160 00:06:42,017 --> 00:06:43,768 Why you even wearing 'em? - It's fashion. 161 00:06:43,851 --> 00:06:46,726 - Well, what, is it fashionable to look like Jeffrey Dahmer? 162 00:06:54,476 --> 00:06:56,392 - I just--I have a question for Amber. 163 00:06:56,476 --> 00:06:59,225 This is important. I was just wondering if you... 164 00:06:59,309 --> 00:07:01,059 - There's something I'd like to share. 165 00:07:01,142 --> 00:07:03,100 Recently, I broke into my husband's e-mail, 166 00:07:03,184 --> 00:07:06,768 and I found some messages that... 167 00:07:06,851 --> 00:07:09,100 well, I'm not really sure how to process it. 168 00:07:09,184 --> 00:07:11,267 The first one was sent last March 169 00:07:11,351 --> 00:07:13,809 from Chad to Jesse Gemstone. 170 00:07:16,726 --> 00:07:18,975 "ATL was dirty, dirty, for sure-y. 171 00:07:19,059 --> 00:07:20,476 "Still can't believe those titties. 172 00:07:20,559 --> 00:07:24,184 Fuck me, I should divorce my wife." 173 00:07:25,684 --> 00:07:28,934 Next e-mail from Jesse to Chad. - Mandy. 174 00:07:29,017 --> 00:07:31,267 I think what your husband and my husband 175 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,142 e-mail each other about is none of our business. 176 00:07:33,225 --> 00:07:35,392 - Next e-mail from Jesse to Chad. 177 00:07:35,476 --> 00:07:38,934 "You're wild AF. You should get tested, bro. 178 00:07:39,017 --> 00:07:40,934 "Water squirt emoji, water squirt emoji, 179 00:07:41,017 --> 00:07:42,059 water squirt emoji." 180 00:07:43,184 --> 00:07:45,100 I mean, that could mean anything, right? 181 00:07:45,184 --> 00:07:49,309 - Next one, from Chad to Jesse, Levi, Gregory, and Matthew. 182 00:07:49,392 --> 00:07:51,267 "Who do I owe for the prostitutes? 183 00:07:51,351 --> 00:07:53,267 "Is that the politically correct term? 184 00:07:53,351 --> 00:07:55,392 "Or is it hoes or whores? 185 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:57,434 "Hit me up. I'm good for it. 186 00:07:57,517 --> 00:07:58,726 Titties." 187 00:08:00,559 --> 00:08:02,434 Amber, do not bury your head in the sand. 188 00:08:02,517 --> 00:08:03,643 You know this isn't right. 189 00:08:03,726 --> 00:08:05,142 - You know what isn't right is going behind 190 00:08:05,225 --> 00:08:06,601 your husband's back. 191 00:08:06,684 --> 00:08:09,309 I refuse to engage in this sort of conjecture. 192 00:08:09,392 --> 00:08:10,309 If you have questions, 193 00:08:10,392 --> 00:08:12,809 you should talk to Chad, not us. 194 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,643 - I did talk to Chad. 195 00:08:14,726 --> 00:08:16,184 - And what did he say? 196 00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:18,100 - That he was hacked, that he didn't write any of it. 197 00:08:18,184 --> 00:08:19,726 - Well, there you go. 198 00:08:20,726 --> 00:08:23,267 - What do you mean, there I go? Hacked? 199 00:08:23,351 --> 00:08:25,809 Who the fuck is hacking my husband, North Korea? 200 00:08:25,893 --> 00:08:27,559 Who gives a shit about my husband? 201 00:08:27,643 --> 00:08:29,142 Nobody, that's who! 202 00:08:29,225 --> 00:08:30,184 Fucking bastard! 203 00:08:35,392 --> 00:08:37,351 They're fucking up to something. 204 00:08:39,476 --> 00:08:41,142 My life is ruined. 205 00:08:43,726 --> 00:08:45,934 - It's gonna be okay. 206 00:08:47,434 --> 00:08:49,017 - Mandy had us over today. 207 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,184 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 208 00:08:51,267 --> 00:08:53,893 We get there, and she pulls out these documents 209 00:08:53,975 --> 00:08:56,517 that she claims are e-mails between you and Chad 210 00:08:56,601 --> 00:08:57,893 and some of your buddies. 211 00:08:57,975 --> 00:09:00,225 - Say what? Where'd she get those? 212 00:09:00,309 --> 00:09:02,517 - She broke into Chad's Yahoo. 213 00:09:02,601 --> 00:09:03,893 - Good Lord, that is wicked. 214 00:09:03,975 --> 00:09:05,517 - I don't even know if they were real. 215 00:09:05,601 --> 00:09:08,017 Some of the ladies thought they may have been hacks. 216 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,517 - You know what, I bet they were. 217 00:09:09,601 --> 00:09:11,309 Joke e-mails. 218 00:09:11,392 --> 00:09:14,059 I mean, I can't think of a specific joke e-mail chain 219 00:09:14,142 --> 00:09:16,726 we had going on, but I bet that's what it was. 220 00:09:16,809 --> 00:09:20,142 What did these joke or hack e-mails say? 221 00:09:21,309 --> 00:09:25,601 - Stuff about prostitutes and...ATL, 222 00:09:25,684 --> 00:09:26,851 whatever that is. 223 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,100 It sounded like Chad may have contracted 224 00:09:28,184 --> 00:09:29,934 some sort of disease or something. 225 00:09:30,017 --> 00:09:32,517 - Oh, come on, now. That's crazy. 226 00:09:32,601 --> 00:09:34,059 She needs to go get checked out if she's running around 227 00:09:34,142 --> 00:09:35,434 telling lies like that. 228 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:37,851 You know, if I can be honest, that kinda ticks me off. 229 00:09:37,934 --> 00:09:39,684 - Oh, you can be honest, baby, but don't get mad. 230 00:09:39,768 --> 00:09:41,059 It's not worth it. 231 00:09:41,142 --> 00:09:42,559 - Well, I'm having a hard time not getting mad. 232 00:09:42,643 --> 00:09:43,893 The way she's acting, 233 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:46,517 stirring pots and telling stories and fables. 234 00:09:46,601 --> 00:09:47,893 That makes me so furious. 235 00:09:47,975 --> 00:09:49,601 - I didn't believe it, baby. 236 00:09:49,684 --> 00:09:52,184 Not for a minute. 237 00:09:52,267 --> 00:09:54,225 - Well, good. I'm glad you didn't. 238 00:09:54,309 --> 00:09:56,392 God damn it, that makes me mad 239 00:09:56,476 --> 00:10:00,225 when people are busybodies, telling lies. 240 00:10:03,392 --> 00:10:04,934 ♪ ♪ 241 00:10:06,643 --> 00:10:09,601 - So Dot did not come home last night. 242 00:10:09,684 --> 00:10:11,975 Wish I could tell you where she was, but she won't say. 243 00:10:12,059 --> 00:10:14,267 - Oh, you know where I was, Dale. 244 00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:17,267 - Look, y'all need to get on board with me and Austin 245 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,142 or keep your damn mouth shut. 246 00:10:19,225 --> 00:10:21,559 - This is what we got going on. - Mm-mm-mm. 247 00:10:21,643 --> 00:10:25,267 You know, I wish I could say I'm surprised, but I'm not. 248 00:10:25,351 --> 00:10:28,434 And that is exactly why we are here. 249 00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:29,934 We're gonna be performing 250 00:10:30,017 --> 00:10:32,768 what people in our field call a sweep. 251 00:10:32,851 --> 00:10:36,184 I will extract any and all demonic influences 252 00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:39,100 your daughter may knowingly or, more than likely, 253 00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:41,059 unknowingly have in her possession. 254 00:10:41,142 --> 00:10:43,434 - She doesn't know. - She might not even know. 255 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,975 - Wait, what the fuck? - Oh, there it is. 256 00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:48,017 - Which way is her room? 257 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,975 - Absolutely not. - Stop! 258 00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:52,142 Will you... - Honey... 259 00:10:52,225 --> 00:10:53,809 - Stop. Oh, my God. 260 00:10:53,893 --> 00:10:55,142 - Let them do their job. - Will you stop? 261 00:10:55,225 --> 00:10:57,559 - I think this is an ashtray, so no. 262 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,476 Keefe, no. - Oh. 263 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:03,100 - That was close. - Yeah, it was. 264 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,975 - Okay, that's a fucking fidget spinner. 265 00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:07,059 That is my stuff! - This stuff? 266 00:11:07,142 --> 00:11:08,768 This stuff isn't what you think it is. 267 00:11:08,851 --> 00:11:10,768 These are instruments Satan uses 268 00:11:10,851 --> 00:11:12,768 to infect a child's soul. 269 00:11:12,851 --> 00:11:14,267 Trust me. I've seen it before. 270 00:11:14,351 --> 00:11:16,768 - I'm sorry, but we're more than likely 271 00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:18,017 gonna have to burn it. 272 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,100 If you guys want any more guidance 273 00:11:19,184 --> 00:11:20,601 as to what to look for in the future, 274 00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:21,851 we actually do sell a collection of books 275 00:11:21,934 --> 00:11:23,309 through the church-- 276 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:24,643 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I found something. 277 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,517 - What is it? Oh, Lord. 278 00:11:26,601 --> 00:11:28,184 It's a prophylactic. 279 00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:31,517 Used, I'm sorry to report. - Oh, honey. 280 00:11:31,601 --> 00:11:33,517 - I am not sitting around for this. 281 00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:36,059 - Dispose of that, Keefe. 282 00:11:36,142 --> 00:11:37,517 Pick it up, put it in the trash. 283 00:11:37,601 --> 00:11:39,517 - Oop. It's slippery. 284 00:11:39,601 --> 00:11:41,517 - Okay, just quit touching it. 285 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,225 Keefe, don't wipe it on your pants. 286 00:11:43,309 --> 00:11:45,351 - Oh. Oh, God. 287 00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:46,559 - This is going well. 288 00:11:46,643 --> 00:11:48,476 Thank you. 289 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:50,267 - Doing God's work here. 290 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:54,267 - Sorry about that business back there with that rubber. 291 00:11:54,351 --> 00:11:55,392 I froze up. 292 00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:57,517 - Yeah, just keep it out of the parents' sight. 293 00:11:57,601 --> 00:11:59,851 I'm sure it's painful for them to see. 294 00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:01,975 And if there is a semen load, 295 00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:03,726 which I'm pretty sure there was... 296 00:12:03,809 --> 00:12:05,351 - There--there definitely was. 297 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,267 - Seemed like it was. - Yeah. 298 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,434 - I wouldn't even touch it, okay? 299 00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:11,059 - Got it. 300 00:12:11,142 --> 00:12:12,893 - Hey, it's all right. Doing good. 301 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,267 You didn't wash your hands, did you? 302 00:12:15,351 --> 00:12:16,559 - No, I did not. - Okay. 303 00:12:16,643 --> 00:12:17,893 - Sorry. - It's all right. 304 00:12:19,601 --> 00:12:21,059 - Oh, that's gotta be the boyfriend. 305 00:12:21,142 --> 00:12:23,726 I bet you money that that was his semen load. 306 00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:25,643 - I wanna snip him right out of this situation. 307 00:12:25,726 --> 00:12:27,309 Then we'll make some progress. 308 00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:28,351 - ♪ Shot her in the face ♪ 309 00:12:28,434 --> 00:12:29,517 - Hey. 310 00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:32,225 Oh--oh, wow. 311 00:12:32,309 --> 00:12:33,267 - Real talk. 312 00:12:33,351 --> 00:12:34,684 You go through my girl's panty drawer again, 313 00:12:34,768 --> 00:12:35,726 and I'll whoop your ass, son. 314 00:12:35,809 --> 00:12:37,893 - Son? How old are you? 315 00:12:37,975 --> 00:12:39,392 - How old are you, bitch, 40? 316 00:12:39,476 --> 00:12:42,059 - No. Not even--no, I'm 29. 317 00:12:42,142 --> 00:12:44,017 - 40-year-old virgin. 318 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,559 - So what? I made a celibacy promise. 319 00:12:45,643 --> 00:12:47,225 Big whoop. - Fuck this. 320 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,267 - ♪ Shotgun to her face ♪ 321 00:12:50,351 --> 00:12:52,267 ♪ Blow her mouth through her nose ♪ 322 00:12:52,351 --> 00:12:54,975 ♪ Brain full of murder, heart full of fuck you ♪ 323 00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:58,476 ♪ Stab you, burn you, shoot you, cut you ♪ 324 00:13:00,309 --> 00:13:01,768 - Careless, Chad. 325 00:13:01,851 --> 00:13:05,225 What don't you understand about "delete the paper trail"? 326 00:13:05,309 --> 00:13:09,142 Levi deleted his e-mails. Gregory deleted his e-mails. 327 00:13:09,225 --> 00:13:11,309 Matthew deleted his e-mails. 328 00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:14,100 I deleted my fucking e-mails so I wouldn't have my wife 329 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:16,059 asking me questions about it, Chad. 330 00:13:16,142 --> 00:13:18,934 - Jesse, don't yell at me, okay? 331 00:13:19,017 --> 00:13:20,476 I'm getting it from Mandy at home. 332 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:21,517 - At what? A--who? 333 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,476 - At home. 334 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,434 - As you should be getting it from her. 335 00:13:24,517 --> 00:13:26,809 - Hell, I got shot to stop her from finding out. 336 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,142 She found out anyways. 337 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,392 So I guess you can't hide from the truth. 338 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,809 - That's not the lesson to be learned from here. 339 00:13:31,893 --> 00:13:34,476 Log out of your fucking computer accounts 340 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:35,809 when you're done. 341 00:13:35,893 --> 00:13:37,267 That's the lesson to be learned. 342 00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:39,684 Well, I think, for me, the lesson's more about 343 00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:41,100 telling the truth. 344 00:13:41,184 --> 00:13:43,100 - Okay, well, you can say that, but that's not the real lesson. 345 00:13:43,184 --> 00:13:44,476 - Jesse, just let him have it. - No. 346 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:46,476 I'm not gonna let him have it, because he's wrong. 347 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,351 You're wrong, Chad. Go--say something else, Chad. 348 00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:51,309 Why don't you write it in a fucking e-mail, Chad? 349 00:13:51,392 --> 00:13:54,351 "My feelings are hurt," dot, send it to somebody 350 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,643 so my fucking wife can find it and fucking read it! 351 00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:01,100 - I'm letting you know 352 00:14:01,184 --> 00:14:03,684 Dale Nancy has a very sexual daughter. 353 00:14:04,851 --> 00:14:07,142 You know, might be a lost cause. 354 00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:08,726 Might have to take an L on this one. 355 00:14:08,809 --> 00:14:12,184 - Who do you think paid for the Bible Heroes Wax Museum? 356 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,684 Dale Nancy. 357 00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:17,392 - And the new media one? - Dale Nancy. 358 00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:20,184 - The Nancy family gives more to this church than anyone, 359 00:14:20,267 --> 00:14:21,893 so stop making excuses. 360 00:14:21,975 --> 00:14:24,684 You know, all I ever hear you say is how great you are 361 00:14:24,768 --> 00:14:26,059 with the youth ministry. 362 00:14:26,142 --> 00:14:28,309 You call yourself the kid whisperer. 363 00:14:28,392 --> 00:14:30,351 - Teen whisperer. - Whatever it is. 364 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,476 Some folks think youth ministry is a position 365 00:14:33,559 --> 00:14:36,184 for immature, unserious pastors. 366 00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:37,309 A lot of folks think that. 367 00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:38,975 I don't think that, but a lot of folks do. 368 00:14:39,059 --> 00:14:39,975 - Who thinks that? - A lot of people. 369 00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:41,184 Like he said, a lot of people think that. 370 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:45,059 - Kelvin, you're the baby of the family. 371 00:14:45,142 --> 00:14:47,643 Now, maybe I'm guilty of babying you too long. 372 00:14:47,726 --> 00:14:51,726 This is your chance to prove yourself. 373 00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:55,267 Do not fuck this up, son. 374 00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:03,643 Ow! 375 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:09,726 - They process the money in the accounting rooms. 376 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,225 It only stays in the vault overnight Sunday. 377 00:15:12,309 --> 00:15:14,059 Monday morning, it's deposited in the bank. 378 00:15:14,142 --> 00:15:17,059 - Okay, so you got a big hunk of cash sitting there 379 00:15:17,142 --> 00:15:18,142 every Sunday. 380 00:15:18,225 --> 00:15:19,434 How much we talking at a time? 381 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:20,893 - That part depends. 382 00:15:20,975 --> 00:15:23,601 Normal Sunday can be upwards of a million. 383 00:15:23,684 --> 00:15:25,184 On holidays, like Easter, 384 00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:26,184 when you got everybody 385 00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:28,434 who doesn't normally come showing up, 386 00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:31,225 can be upwards of $3 million. 387 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:33,851 - Three. Oh. 388 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,517 I gotta tell you, man. 389 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,100 I give it to your family, running around on that stage, 390 00:15:38,184 --> 00:15:40,893 spouting Bible bullshit, raking in all that money, 391 00:15:40,975 --> 00:15:42,392 not paying taxes. 392 00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:43,768 It's a fucking racket. 393 00:15:43,851 --> 00:15:45,726 - I mean, the obvious problem we face is 394 00:15:45,809 --> 00:15:46,934 how to get it out of there. 395 00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:50,100 Between security, cameras, passcodes... 396 00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:51,601 honestly, it's all kind of over my head. 397 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,100 - Well--well, it's not over mine. 398 00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:56,476 I doubled Statham in 2003 for a heist movie. 399 00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:58,601 I did a ton of research to get the character right. 400 00:15:58,684 --> 00:16:00,975 I had to slide under this closing metal security door. 401 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:03,601 ♪ ♪ 402 00:16:03,684 --> 00:16:05,726 - You built a character to slide under a door? 403 00:16:05,809 --> 00:16:08,267 - Yeah, dude. I go all in, man. 404 00:16:08,351 --> 00:16:09,225 It's my process. 405 00:16:09,309 --> 00:16:10,309 That's why I'm a pro, and that's why 406 00:16:10,392 --> 00:16:11,934 you fucking suck at stunts, Gideon. 407 00:16:12,017 --> 00:16:14,184 - Whoa, hey, Scottie. Chill out, man. 408 00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:17,476 - You're right. I went dark. 409 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,017 - Yeah. - You brought good news. 410 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,434 We should be celebrating. 411 00:16:22,392 --> 00:16:24,476 I'll let you buy me dinner. I'll drive. 412 00:16:27,142 --> 00:16:29,142 - All right, let's reset from the top. 413 00:16:29,225 --> 00:16:31,851 - ♪ It's driving me crazy ♪ 414 00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:33,975 - Dot with the good stroke. Whoo! 415 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,934 - ♪ Making me wild in the summer ♪ 416 00:16:36,017 --> 00:16:37,809 - Who's that creepy man? 417 00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:39,684 - ♪ Spending my time alone with you ♪ 418 00:16:39,768 --> 00:16:41,601 - Some asshole from my church. 419 00:16:41,684 --> 00:16:44,434 - Dot! Hey, what's up, girl? 420 00:16:45,517 --> 00:16:46,809 What are you doing here? 421 00:16:46,893 --> 00:16:48,851 Going to Satan-sweep my sports bra? 422 00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:50,142 - Okay. 423 00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:52,517 I know our last hang got off to a rocky start... 424 00:16:53,559 --> 00:16:54,768 - But I'm gonna make it up to you, okay? 425 00:16:54,851 --> 00:16:57,601 Youth group meeting tonight. No "presh," just come by. 426 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,768 If you like it, great. 427 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,809 If not, you'll never see me again. 428 00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:04,017 - Tonight, huh? - Yeah. 429 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,225 Yeah, we got the Sky Zone on lock. 430 00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:08,726 Gonna do some jumps, some flips, talk about God 431 00:17:08,809 --> 00:17:11,851 and His power in our life, just get loose with it. 432 00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:13,184 - Sure. 433 00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,351 - Awesome. Yeah. 434 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,351 One more thing. 435 00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:19,517 What if we go no boyfriend tonight? 436 00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:20,643 Just you. 437 00:17:20,726 --> 00:17:23,434 - What? - You sparkle without him. 438 00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:24,684 Know that. 439 00:17:24,768 --> 00:17:27,893 Hey, Dot. Nah. 440 00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:31,476 Oh! 441 00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:34,517 Oh, it actually came undone right there. 442 00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:37,017 I was gonna try to just jump over it. 443 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,517 I might have busted your fence. 444 00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:40,351 I'll see you at Sky Zone tonight, okay? 445 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,601 Whoo! It's gonna be fun, girl! 446 00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:48,476 - ♪ Well, you may run on for a long time ♪ 447 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,225 ♪ Let me tell you, God almighty gonna cut you down ♪ 448 00:17:53,309 --> 00:17:55,392 ♪ Some people go to church just to sit in the fire ♪ 449 00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:57,851 ♪ Trying to make a date with the neighbor's wife ♪ 450 00:17:57,934 --> 00:18:00,559 ♪ Brother, let me tell you as sure as you're born ♪ 451 00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:02,726 ♪ You better leave that woman alone ♪ 452 00:18:02,809 --> 00:18:05,184 ♪ You think that, brother, is going to work ♪ 453 00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,267 ♪ You will sneak up and knock on that door ♪ 454 00:18:07,351 --> 00:18:09,392 ♪ That's all, brother, you'll knock no more ♪ 455 00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:11,726 - Time! 52 seconds. 456 00:18:11,809 --> 00:18:14,225 - I just did a three-gun in 52 seconds. 457 00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:16,017 - Speed and precision. 458 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,100 You gonna fuck around, end up in the Olympics 459 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,559 if it be His will. 460 00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:21,975 - Baby, I was just thinking about how fortunate we are. 461 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,601 I mean, poor Mandy. I feel so bad for her. 462 00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:26,225 Her life is falling apart. 463 00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:28,434 - Oh, man, can we please the change the subject? 464 00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:29,517 I don't wanna be talking about them 465 00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:30,601 and their damn drama. 466 00:18:30,684 --> 00:18:31,601 It's such a downer. 467 00:18:31,684 --> 00:18:32,684 - I just hope they work it out, is all. 468 00:18:32,768 --> 00:18:34,100 - Eh, if they don't, it ain't the end of the world. 469 00:18:34,184 --> 00:18:35,768 It ain't like Chad's been happy. 470 00:18:35,851 --> 00:18:37,601 - What's Chad not happy about? - I don't know. 471 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,934 'Cause his wife's a bitch, I guess. 472 00:18:40,017 --> 00:18:41,768 - Maybe we should go pray with them. 473 00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:43,851 I bet they could use some Jesus. 474 00:18:43,934 --> 00:18:45,225 - I mean, if you wanna get all involved. 475 00:18:45,309 --> 00:18:47,017 I mean, I don't really see how it's our business. 476 00:18:48,392 --> 00:18:49,517 - But we could help, right? 477 00:18:49,601 --> 00:18:51,684 - If you want to. Yeah, okay. 478 00:18:51,768 --> 00:18:53,142 - Thank you, baby. - Okay. 479 00:18:57,851 --> 00:18:59,184 - ♪ All right, all right, all right ♪ 480 00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:02,267 ♪ Hey ♪ 481 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,267 ♪ Singing glory ♪ 482 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,851 - ♪ Glory, glory ♪ 483 00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:07,809 - ♪ Glory ♪ - ♪ Glory, glory ♪ 484 00:19:07,893 --> 00:19:09,517 - ♪ Glory ♪ - Oh, harder. 485 00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:13,768 Harder, yeah. Oh, that's good. 486 00:19:13,851 --> 00:19:15,225 Oh, there she is. Okay. 487 00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:17,351 Good news. Hey, Dot! 488 00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:20,809 Whoo-hoo! Diz-ott in the house. 489 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,975 Super pumped you didn't bring that idiot boyfriend of yours. 490 00:19:23,059 --> 00:19:24,351 No offense. 491 00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:25,476 - There's a lot of people here. 492 00:19:25,559 --> 00:19:27,809 - Yes, the Sky Zone, where all my peeps can 493 00:19:27,893 --> 00:19:29,309 just kind of kick it, you know? 494 00:19:29,392 --> 00:19:30,975 On a real tip. 495 00:19:31,059 --> 00:19:32,351 - Is it dangerous? - Ha. 496 00:19:32,434 --> 00:19:35,142 Yeah, it is...dangerously fun. 497 00:19:35,225 --> 00:19:38,267 M'kay? Trust me when I say this. 498 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,184 It's gonna be lit. 499 00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:41,476 All right. Everybody, back up! 500 00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:42,684 Back up! Make room. 501 00:19:42,768 --> 00:19:43,684 - Clear out. - Thank you. 502 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:44,975 Devin, get off to the side. 503 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,768 Just for your safety. All right. 504 00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,434 These feats of physical strength... 505 00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:49,559 - Wait till you see this. It's gonna be amazing. 506 00:19:49,643 --> 00:19:52,225 - Are all to glorify God. 507 00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:54,684 Not ourselves, okay? - Not Satan. 508 00:19:54,768 --> 00:19:57,184 - All glory be to He. Can I get an amen? 509 00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:58,184 all: Amen! 510 00:19:58,267 --> 00:20:00,017 - Can I get an Amen? 511 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,017 all: Amen! 512 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,392 - Need a little energy. 513 00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:03,684 Who's gonna give it to me? 514 00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:07,059 My big man J-dog right there. Hit me with that bass drum. 515 00:20:11,975 --> 00:20:13,684 The energy's pulsing through me! 516 00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:16,017 Oh, I'm feeling it! 517 00:20:18,893 --> 00:20:25,517 ♪ ♪ 518 00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:30,684 - ♪ Work those, work those legs ♪ 519 00:20:38,476 --> 00:20:42,893 ♪ ♪ 520 00:20:44,184 --> 00:20:45,225 Gideon. 521 00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:48,351 Little Lord Fauntleroy getting shit-housed 522 00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:49,559 with Scottie the Hottie. 523 00:20:49,643 --> 00:20:50,893 I like this side of you, man. 524 00:20:50,975 --> 00:20:53,017 - I needed this, man. I did. 525 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,100 It's been tough, dude. 526 00:20:54,184 --> 00:20:56,434 Just being back home... 527 00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:59,392 - Tough situation, man. But I get it, dude. 528 00:20:59,476 --> 00:21:03,059 Your dad's an asshole. 529 00:21:03,142 --> 00:21:04,559 - The night I made the tape, 530 00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:06,768 we're at this convention. 531 00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:09,225 Things were kind of tense between us, 532 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,476 so my mom made him bring me along 533 00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:14,851 to--to bond or some bullshit, I guess. 534 00:21:16,684 --> 00:21:17,601 All his friends were there, 535 00:21:17,684 --> 00:21:19,934 and he didn't really want me hanging around. 536 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:21,934 - Dude was trying to fuck, dog. 537 00:21:22,017 --> 00:21:23,893 - Anyway, I just gave that motherfucker what he wanted. 538 00:21:23,975 --> 00:21:25,434 I got my own room. 539 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,267 Except on the way out, I hid my phone, 540 00:21:28,351 --> 00:21:29,893 left it filming. 541 00:21:29,975 --> 00:21:33,434 Preaching God's word and then doing something like that. 542 00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:35,100 Total fucking fraud. 543 00:21:35,184 --> 00:21:37,434 - Dude, we're gonna rob that vault. 544 00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:40,142 We're gonna be over in dope-ass Thailand. 545 00:21:40,225 --> 00:21:43,059 We're gonna learn some fucking Muay Thai. 546 00:21:43,142 --> 00:21:45,059 And then I'm gonna pay a fucking scientist 547 00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:46,142 to fix that drive 548 00:21:46,225 --> 00:21:48,225 so we can fuck your daddy in the butt again. 549 00:21:48,309 --> 00:21:49,934 - I'm not sure scientists fix hard drives. 550 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,684 - Don't hate, man. 551 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,517 I'm trying to be good friends here. 552 00:21:53,601 --> 00:21:55,684 All that time bullshitting back on those sets in Cali. 553 00:21:55,768 --> 00:21:57,517 You know the first time I saw you, 554 00:21:57,601 --> 00:21:58,809 you were wearing a wig? 555 00:21:58,893 --> 00:22:00,684 I came up right behind you like you were a little piece. 556 00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:04,517 Turns out, you weren't. Turns out, you were a friend. 557 00:22:04,601 --> 00:22:05,643 And I get you. 558 00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:08,517 I know you way better than your family does. 559 00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:10,225 Fuck your family, Gideon. 560 00:22:11,768 --> 00:22:13,309 Come on. Say it. 561 00:22:13,392 --> 00:22:14,643 - Fuck 'em. 562 00:22:14,726 --> 00:22:16,309 - Fuck who? 563 00:22:16,392 --> 00:22:17,975 - Fuck my family. 564 00:22:18,059 --> 00:22:19,267 - That's what I'm talking about. 565 00:22:19,351 --> 00:22:21,434 - Fuck 'em. 566 00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:26,142 - Now, Mandy, I know that you are upset. 567 00:22:26,225 --> 00:22:27,643 But if you just listen, 568 00:22:27,726 --> 00:22:30,309 you'll see that this is not as nefarious as it seems. 569 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,643 I would love to hear this. 570 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,434 How the hell do you explain it? 571 00:22:34,517 --> 00:22:36,225 - We were just joking around. 572 00:22:36,309 --> 00:22:38,517 - About titties, divorcing me? 573 00:22:38,601 --> 00:22:40,225 Water squirt emoji means cum, Chad. 574 00:22:40,309 --> 00:22:43,559 - Mandy, water squirt emoji does mean cum. 575 00:22:43,643 --> 00:22:46,893 It was a reference to ejaculating, 576 00:22:46,975 --> 00:22:48,351 but it was a joke. 577 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:51,267 - Okay, well, let's break down the joke, then. 578 00:22:52,809 --> 00:22:56,017 "ATL was dirty, dirty, for sure-y." 579 00:22:56,100 --> 00:23:00,392 - "ATL" is a film starring T.I. 580 00:23:00,476 --> 00:23:02,517 Chad, the fellas, and I were watching the film, 581 00:23:02,601 --> 00:23:04,851 and Chad was commenting on 582 00:23:04,934 --> 00:23:06,017 how large the breasts of some 583 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,017 of the African-American actresses were in the film. 584 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,684 - Yeah, a lot--a lot--they were huge. 585 00:23:09,768 --> 00:23:11,309 - But it was done in jest. 586 00:23:11,392 --> 00:23:13,434 Mandy, Chad loves you. 587 00:23:16,017 --> 00:23:17,267 - I don't buy it. 588 00:23:17,351 --> 00:23:19,184 - He's telling the truth, baby. 589 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:21,309 "ATL," it's just a movie. 590 00:23:21,392 --> 00:23:22,893 - Then why have I never heard of it? 591 00:23:22,975 --> 00:23:24,684 - Look it up. - I got it right here. 592 00:23:24,768 --> 00:23:25,851 IMDB. 593 00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:30,225 "'ATL,' 2006, PG-13. Comedy, crime, drama. 594 00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:32,893 "At Cascade, the local roller skating rink, 595 00:23:32,975 --> 00:23:35,684 "four friends try to navigate life after high school 596 00:23:35,768 --> 00:23:37,392 "as dramas unfold and resolve, 597 00:23:37,476 --> 00:23:40,059 forcing turning points in all their lives." 598 00:23:40,142 --> 00:23:42,059 - Really good. 599 00:23:42,142 --> 00:23:44,267 - Our husbands may not be perfect, Mandy, 600 00:23:44,351 --> 00:23:45,934 but they love us. 601 00:23:46,017 --> 00:23:48,434 And they took vows in God's name. 602 00:23:48,517 --> 00:23:50,225 - We did. 603 00:23:50,309 --> 00:23:52,934 - Therefore, what God has joined together, 604 00:23:53,017 --> 00:23:54,726 let no one separate. 605 00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,601 - That's beautiful right there. 606 00:23:56,684 --> 00:23:57,809 Now, it has been a long day. 607 00:23:57,893 --> 00:23:59,768 I think it'd be good if we put this behind us 608 00:23:59,851 --> 00:24:01,726 and join hands in prayer. 609 00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:03,559 Come on, let's do it. You can do it. 610 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:06,392 Come on, pull 'em in here, y'all. 611 00:24:07,893 --> 00:24:11,309 Dear Heavenly Father, we know that marriage is not easy. 612 00:24:11,392 --> 00:24:14,893 We look to your strength to carry on. 613 00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:17,309 I take guidance from Ephesians. 614 00:24:17,392 --> 00:24:21,893 A man should love his wife like his own body. 615 00:24:21,975 --> 00:24:26,100 For he who loves his wife, loves himself. 616 00:24:26,184 --> 00:24:27,934 all: Amen. 617 00:24:29,559 --> 00:24:30,893 - People can say what they want about youth ministry, 618 00:24:30,975 --> 00:24:33,434 but I am on another level right now. 619 00:24:33,517 --> 00:24:34,601 I'm unstoppable. 620 00:24:34,684 --> 00:24:37,476 My finger stays on the pulse of the youths. 621 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,100 That's cool. 622 00:24:40,684 --> 00:24:42,851 Hold up. Where's Dot? 623 00:24:43,934 --> 00:24:45,434 - Yo, Sebastian, you seen Dot? 624 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:46,684 - Yeah, she took off. 625 00:24:46,768 --> 00:24:49,059 She said she was going to a party at Club Sinister. 626 00:24:49,142 --> 00:24:51,517 - Club Sinister? Where's that? 627 00:24:51,601 --> 00:24:52,601 - Mm-mm. 628 00:24:52,684 --> 00:24:55,309 - I know where it is. 629 00:24:58,768 --> 00:25:05,726 ♪ ♪ 630 00:25:13,934 --> 00:25:21,017 ♪ ♪ 631 00:25:21,809 --> 00:25:24,684 - We should probably split up. They could be anywhere. 632 00:25:24,768 --> 00:25:27,017 - Okay, I'm gonna go left. You go right. 633 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:28,351 We'll meet in the middle, okay? 634 00:25:28,434 --> 00:25:29,975 - Okay. - Be safe. 635 00:25:30,059 --> 00:25:37,059 ♪ ♪ 636 00:25:41,434 --> 00:25:43,476 Dot? Dot Nancy. 637 00:25:43,559 --> 00:25:45,392 Dot! Dot Nancy! 638 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:49,351 - Dot? Dot? 639 00:25:49,434 --> 00:25:51,768 - Hey, Keefe. 640 00:25:53,225 --> 00:25:55,975 - Keefe. 641 00:25:56,059 --> 00:25:58,059 - What's up, Keefe? 642 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,517 - I'm--I'm not here for pleasures. 643 00:26:03,601 --> 00:26:05,559 - Come sink in with us, bro. 644 00:26:05,643 --> 00:26:07,601 - Become the baby again, Keefe. 645 00:26:07,684 --> 00:26:10,351 - Yeah, turn into the baby again. 646 00:26:10,434 --> 00:26:17,351 ♪ ♪ 647 00:26:29,142 --> 00:26:31,017 - Dot! Dot Nancy. 648 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:33,559 You ditched me so you could hang with your boyfriend? 649 00:26:33,643 --> 00:26:34,893 You used me. 650 00:26:34,975 --> 00:26:35,975 - This motherfucker. 651 00:26:36,059 --> 00:26:37,434 - Would you butt out of my life, Kelvin? 652 00:26:37,517 --> 00:26:40,017 - No, this is my one shot to prove to my daddy 653 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,434 that my place in the church is important, 654 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,100 and you ruined it. 655 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,643 You used me as cover 656 00:26:44,726 --> 00:26:45,975 so you could sneak out for what? 657 00:26:46,059 --> 00:26:47,601 For this bozo? 658 00:26:47,684 --> 00:26:50,601 Dot, you are a spoiled little brat. 659 00:26:50,684 --> 00:26:53,559 - Hey, don't talk to my girl like that. 660 00:26:53,643 --> 00:26:56,643 - I got the power of God in me, son. 661 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,184 And I will fuck you up! 662 00:27:02,851 --> 00:27:04,392 - Cops! 663 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,434 - Oh, shit! I have molly on me. 664 00:27:08,517 --> 00:27:09,809 Move! 665 00:27:09,893 --> 00:27:12,893 - The fuck? Austin! 666 00:27:12,975 --> 00:27:15,100 - Move! 667 00:27:15,184 --> 00:27:17,643 - Dot! 668 00:27:17,726 --> 00:27:19,309 - Go to the left. 669 00:27:19,392 --> 00:27:21,267 - Dot! 670 00:27:21,351 --> 00:27:23,100 Hey, I got you. 671 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,142 - This is the police! 672 00:27:26,225 --> 00:27:27,643 - This way. 673 00:27:30,768 --> 00:27:32,476 - Where do you think you're going? 674 00:27:32,559 --> 00:27:34,100 Come here! 675 00:27:34,184 --> 00:27:36,017 - Put your hands behind your back, boys. 676 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:38,184 - Put your hands in the air! 677 00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:41,975 - Shit. 678 00:27:42,059 --> 00:27:46,309 ♪ ♪ 679 00:27:46,392 --> 00:27:49,851 - Hey! This way. 680 00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:55,768 ♪ ♪ 681 00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:04,059 Got it? - Yeah. 682 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:06,225 - All right. 683 00:28:08,434 --> 00:28:10,059 - How'd you know that was down there? 684 00:28:10,142 --> 00:28:12,225 - When I was a teen boy, 685 00:28:12,309 --> 00:28:15,517 I danced nude in one of the cages near the DJ. 686 00:28:15,601 --> 00:28:17,351 A dark chapter I've put behind me. 687 00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:19,392 - Crazy how tonight turned into a pretty incredible 688 00:28:19,476 --> 00:28:20,684 object lesson for you, Dot. 689 00:28:20,768 --> 00:28:22,184 I'd like to speak on it further, 690 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:23,392 but I do feel we should bounce. 691 00:28:23,476 --> 00:28:24,893 - Yeah. - Let's go. 692 00:28:26,934 --> 00:28:28,059 - Hey, man. 693 00:28:28,142 --> 00:28:29,643 We was thinking about heading over to the docks 694 00:28:29,726 --> 00:28:31,434 and blasting off. 695 00:28:31,517 --> 00:28:34,184 - I can't. 696 00:28:34,267 --> 00:28:35,684 I follow that man now. 697 00:28:35,768 --> 00:28:37,392 He's the light. 698 00:28:37,476 --> 00:28:39,142 God put him on a path, 699 00:28:39,225 --> 00:28:41,100 and I'm gonna follow him on that path. 700 00:28:43,059 --> 00:28:45,476 I wanna see where this road leads 701 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,392 for that incredible being. 702 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:49,684 - Hey, bud, I gotta drop a deuce, 703 00:28:49,768 --> 00:28:52,392 and we still need to take Dot home. 704 00:28:57,517 --> 00:29:02,267 ♪ ♪ 705 00:29:05,267 --> 00:29:07,392 Oh, enjoy it, brother. 706 00:29:07,476 --> 00:29:09,768 - That is the last of our Cali weed. 707 00:29:09,851 --> 00:29:11,184 It's fucking Gorilla Glue, bro. 708 00:29:13,309 --> 00:29:15,975 - Yeah, that's the glue. That part's good. 709 00:29:18,851 --> 00:29:21,476 - I can't believe he fucking left me. 710 00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:23,267 - Well, people tend to show their true colors 711 00:29:23,351 --> 00:29:24,851 in moments of panic. 712 00:29:26,643 --> 00:29:28,684 - Thanks. 713 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:30,142 I was wrong about you. 714 00:29:31,267 --> 00:29:32,476 Bye, Keefe. 715 00:29:32,559 --> 00:29:34,017 - Nighty-night. 716 00:29:37,684 --> 00:29:42,225 - Hey, what time's youth group Wednesday night? 717 00:29:42,309 --> 00:29:44,601 6:00 p.m. sharp. 718 00:29:44,684 --> 00:29:46,434 Am I gonna see you there? 719 00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,476 - You just might. 720 00:29:51,351 --> 00:29:58,351 ♪ ♪ 721 00:30:00,142 --> 00:30:01,434 - Congrats, Kelvin. 722 00:30:01,517 --> 00:30:03,601 Looks like Dot Nancy's coming back. 723 00:30:03,684 --> 00:30:06,142 An impressive feather in your cap. 724 00:30:06,225 --> 00:30:09,768 - You're an impressive feather in my cap, Keefe. 725 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:12,726 My ultimate success story. 726 00:30:14,017 --> 00:30:15,476 Let's ride. 727 00:30:18,601 --> 00:30:22,017 ♪ ♪ 728 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:24,017 - I mean, it cannot be easy being married 729 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,434 to somebody like Mandy. 730 00:30:25,517 --> 00:30:26,559 She's so judgmental. 731 00:30:26,643 --> 00:30:28,476 - Well, she's definitely not a cool wife like you, 732 00:30:28,559 --> 00:30:29,975 that's for damn sure. 733 00:30:30,059 --> 00:30:31,975 I mean, we saved a marriage tonight, you and I. 734 00:30:32,059 --> 00:30:33,684 That's pretty sweet, huh? 735 00:30:33,768 --> 00:30:36,142 We make a pretty good team. 736 00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:37,142 - Baby, I wanna thank you 737 00:30:37,225 --> 00:30:39,142 for always being so honest with me. 738 00:30:39,225 --> 00:30:40,684 You know that means the world to me. 739 00:30:40,768 --> 00:30:42,309 - Yeah, well, it's--you know, it's the only way 740 00:30:42,392 --> 00:30:43,934 I know how to be. 741 00:30:49,601 --> 00:30:50,934 Hold up. 742 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,517 - Oh! 743 00:30:59,893 --> 00:31:01,517 You know them? 744 00:31:01,601 --> 00:31:03,684 - No. Yes, I--maybe. 745 00:31:03,768 --> 00:31:05,142 I think they're these guys that I did car pranks with. 746 00:31:05,225 --> 00:31:07,309 Just--shh. Be quiet for a second. 747 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:12,309 - Do you think gorillas smoke weed? 748 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:13,434 Imagine. Think about it. 749 00:31:13,517 --> 00:31:15,184 You're fucking naked, and you're running around 750 00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:16,351 in the jungle and shit. 751 00:31:16,434 --> 00:31:18,684 Fucking ripping your J. 752 00:31:18,768 --> 00:31:20,893 Like, all these fucking chicks are running around, 753 00:31:20,975 --> 00:31:22,392 and they got their pink buttholes. 754 00:31:22,476 --> 00:31:23,559 And I can, like, grab 'em and stuff, 755 00:31:23,643 --> 00:31:24,851 'cause I'm silverback. 756 00:31:27,768 --> 00:31:29,684 - Maybe just slow down a little bit, baby. 757 00:31:29,768 --> 00:31:31,184 - I'm pretty sure silverbacks make 758 00:31:31,267 --> 00:31:32,517 all the gorillas in their group, 759 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:35,100 'cause they're just always fucking each other. 760 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:37,142 Dude, Jesus. Fuck, man. 761 00:31:37,225 --> 00:31:40,059 This guy's on my fucking ass. 762 00:31:40,142 --> 00:31:41,351 Fucking move it or lose it, bro. 763 00:31:42,559 --> 00:31:44,017 - It's my parents. - What? 764 00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:45,601 Oh, dude, that was the end of the Cali weed! 765 00:31:45,684 --> 00:31:46,934 - It's my fucking parents, dude. 766 00:31:47,017 --> 00:31:49,726 - Fuck! All right, buckle up, bitch. 767 00:31:52,851 --> 00:31:55,059 - Baby, you are real close to that car. 768 00:31:55,142 --> 00:31:56,768 - We can't get fucking seen, Scottie. 769 00:31:56,851 --> 00:31:58,100 We can't get seen, dude. 770 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:01,851 - Can you dance? I fucking dance. 771 00:32:01,934 --> 00:32:05,809 ♪ ♪ 772 00:32:05,893 --> 00:32:07,351 Come on, Dad. Here we go. 773 00:32:07,434 --> 00:32:10,309 ♪ ♪ 774 00:32:10,392 --> 00:32:11,893 Are you following them? 775 00:32:11,975 --> 00:32:13,225 Just be quiet. 776 00:32:13,309 --> 00:32:14,559 I'm just trying to do my own thing here. 777 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:16,059 - Ah, come on! 778 00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:18,309 - Scottie, you gotta drive, dude. 779 00:32:20,017 --> 00:32:22,100 - Baby, be careful. Please be careful, baby. 780 00:32:22,184 --> 00:32:23,225 We're so close. 781 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,726 - I'm driving perfectly safe. - Okay. 782 00:32:26,809 --> 00:32:28,309 - Okay. 783 00:32:28,392 --> 00:32:32,059 ♪ ♪ 784 00:32:32,142 --> 00:32:33,643 - Oh, baby. - Come on, come on. 785 00:32:33,726 --> 00:32:37,100 ♪ ♪ 786 00:32:37,184 --> 00:32:39,100 - Hold onto your dick. 787 00:32:42,351 --> 00:32:44,476 ♪ ♪ 788 00:32:44,559 --> 00:32:46,934 Fuck! This guy can drive, man. 789 00:32:47,017 --> 00:32:51,434 ♪ ♪ 790 00:32:51,517 --> 00:32:53,142 - I got you, you sons of bitches. 791 00:32:53,225 --> 00:32:54,726 I got you, motherfuckers. 792 00:32:55,851 --> 00:32:56,934 - Motherfucker wants to play? 793 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:04,100 Sudden, instant turn, bitch. 794 00:33:19,559 --> 00:33:21,100 - Oh, my Lord. 795 00:33:29,267 --> 00:33:35,059 ♪ ♪ 796 00:33:43,809 --> 00:33:46,017 - Just chill here for a second. 797 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:51,517 ♪ ♪ 798 00:33:51,601 --> 00:33:54,225 Hey! Hey! 799 00:33:54,309 --> 00:33:58,142 ♪ ♪ 800 00:33:58,225 --> 00:34:00,059 - Baby. Baby. 801 00:34:00,142 --> 00:34:01,893 What in the good Lord is going on? 802 00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:04,975 - Nothing. 803 00:34:05,059 --> 00:34:07,517 Them just some fellas I play car pranks with. 804 00:34:07,601 --> 00:34:10,893 - ♪ World to the ground ♪ 805 00:34:10,975 --> 00:34:13,059 ♪ I will burn ♪ 806 00:34:13,142 --> 00:34:17,142 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 807 00:34:17,225 --> 00:34:20,643 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 808 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:24,267 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 809 00:34:24,351 --> 00:34:27,893 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 810 00:34:27,975 --> 00:34:31,225 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 811 00:34:31,309 --> 00:34:34,768 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 812 00:34:34,851 --> 00:34:38,434 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 813 00:34:38,517 --> 00:34:41,893 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 814 00:34:41,975 --> 00:34:45,351 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 815 00:34:45,434 --> 00:34:48,768 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 816 00:34:48,851 --> 00:34:52,392 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 817 00:34:52,476 --> 00:34:55,851 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 818 00:34:55,934 --> 00:34:59,517 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 819 00:34:59,601 --> 00:35:02,975 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 820 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:06,684 ♪ I will burn it all down ♪ 821 00:35:06,768 --> 00:35:11,392 ♪ I will burn it all down now ♪ 822 00:35:11,476 --> 00:35:13,768 Some men find creation 823 00:35:13,851 --> 00:35:15,476 in destruction, 824 00:35:15,559 --> 00:35:19,100 others just want to watch the world burn. 825 00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:24,392 ♪ ♪ 826 00:35:30,142 --> 00:35:31,684 Oh, it is so beautiful. 827 00:35:31,768 --> 00:35:33,517 Now we're building an empire together, here. 828 00:35:33,768 --> 00:35:35,434 We have already been so blessed. 829 00:35:35,517 --> 00:35:37,851 And there's much more blessings to come. 830 00:35:38,684 --> 00:35:40,851 Judy! Stop stabbing my legs. 831 00:35:40,934 --> 00:35:43,225 Jesse, y'all keep your knives on the table. 832 00:35:43,768 --> 00:35:46,225 ♪ Mama told me not to I did anyway ♪ 833 00:35:46,309 --> 00:35:48,392 ♪ Misbehavin' ♪ 834 00:35:48,476 --> 00:35:50,017 -I'm pregnant. -Say what?! 835 00:35:50,392 --> 00:35:51,934 Eli Gemstone! 836 00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:53,643 I really don't want to have another sibling. 837 00:35:53,726 --> 00:35:56,059 -Have you been drinking? -Don't interrupt me. 838 00:35:56,975 --> 00:35:58,726 Everybody wants to see Aimee-Leigh 839 00:35:58,809 --> 00:36:00,476 and Baby Billy come back for one more tour. 840 00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:03,726 My wife's not going out on tour while she's with child. 841 00:36:03,809 --> 00:36:05,601 Well, ain't this a son of a bitch. 842 00:36:05,684 --> 00:36:06,893 I mean... the situation, 843 00:36:06,975 --> 00:36:08,893 not the baby that's in your uterus. 844 00:36:09,809 --> 00:36:13,267 ♪ No more tricks And no more misbehavin' ♪ 845 00:36:13,893 --> 00:36:16,601 ♪ 60221

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