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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:07,142 What are we supposed to be thinking? 2 00:00:07,225 --> 00:00:08,225 They just got up and waltzed away? 3 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:09,225 I think maybe what we've witnessed here 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:10,267 is nothing short of a miracle. 5 00:00:10,601 --> 00:00:12,768 Maybe it was all just like a figment of imagination. 6 00:00:12,975 --> 00:00:14,934 They certainly felt real when we drove over 7 00:00:15,017 --> 00:00:16,559 what felt like their skulls. 8 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,851 I've been thinking about what we should do next. 9 00:00:19,934 --> 00:00:20,975 We have no leverage. 10 00:00:21,059 --> 00:00:23,100 I got a backup drive, indestructible. 11 00:00:23,934 --> 00:00:25,309 Brother Pastors. 12 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:27,100 We all have churches in Locust Grove, 13 00:00:27,184 --> 00:00:29,684 and we're scared you're gonna run us out of our own hometown. 14 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:32,017 I finally figured out who the blackmailer is. 15 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,017 Johnny Seasons. 16 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:36,225 You want to mess with me?! 17 00:00:38,726 --> 00:00:39,643 You did this. 18 00:00:39,726 --> 00:00:41,559 It was me, I'm going home. 19 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:43,351 I'll get the money, okay? 20 00:00:43,684 --> 00:00:46,309 If you don't, I will kill you. 21 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,100 -Hey, mama. -Gideon. 22 00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:04,267 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:07,517 --> 00:01:09,392 - ♪ In a vine-covered shack ♪ 24 00:01:09,476 --> 00:01:11,059 - Baby Billy! 25 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:13,392 - ♪ In the mountains ♪ 26 00:01:13,476 --> 00:01:15,059 - Baby Billy! 27 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:17,726 - ♪ Bravely fighting the battle of time ♪ 28 00:01:17,809 --> 00:01:19,851 - Baby Billy! 29 00:01:19,934 --> 00:01:26,059 - ♪ There's a dear one who's weathered life's sorrows ♪ 30 00:01:26,142 --> 00:01:29,267 - Baby Billy, don't act like you can't hear me 31 00:01:29,351 --> 00:01:31,225 when I'm hollering out your name. 32 00:01:31,309 --> 00:01:34,100 - Sorry, darlin', I was lost in thought. 33 00:01:34,184 --> 00:01:36,768 - Well, I brought you some warm milk. 34 00:01:36,851 --> 00:01:39,392 Thank you. 35 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:43,225 Sweet ambrosia. 36 00:01:43,309 --> 00:01:45,225 - Tell me about the church again, Baby Billy. 37 00:01:45,309 --> 00:01:46,726 It's right in town. 38 00:01:46,809 --> 00:01:49,100 - Oh, it's right smack dab in the middle of it. 39 00:01:49,184 --> 00:01:50,934 Right where I belong. 40 00:01:51,017 --> 00:01:54,559 Fun chain restaurants, name-brand clothing stores... 41 00:01:54,643 --> 00:01:56,643 - Do you think they have streetwear? 42 00:01:56,726 --> 00:01:59,225 - Oh, they got it all. 43 00:01:59,309 --> 00:02:02,017 - And now they got Baby Billy Freeman. 44 00:02:05,184 --> 00:02:08,768 Your husband... 45 00:02:08,851 --> 00:02:11,643 is about to become the head pastor of his own church. 46 00:02:11,726 --> 00:02:13,434 - I'm sure proud of you. 47 00:02:13,517 --> 00:02:15,726 - I'm proud of myself too. 48 00:02:15,809 --> 00:02:17,267 You haven't known me that long, 49 00:02:17,351 --> 00:02:20,434 but this is actually more my normal mode-- 50 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:22,225 being successful, that is. 51 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,726 Reminds me of the good ol' days, 52 00:02:24,809 --> 00:02:26,975 back when my sister was alive. 53 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,351 - This seems too good to be true. 54 00:02:28,434 --> 00:02:30,100 I still can't believe we're moving. 55 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:32,893 - Well, believe it, child. 56 00:02:35,517 --> 00:02:37,434 'Cause you are about to enter a world 57 00:02:37,517 --> 00:02:40,142 much larger than your own, 58 00:02:40,225 --> 00:02:44,643 a world full of riches and glamour. 59 00:02:44,726 --> 00:02:47,559 A world full of... 60 00:02:47,643 --> 00:02:49,643 Gemstones. 61 00:02:49,726 --> 00:02:53,100 - ♪ Praise ♪ 62 00:02:53,184 --> 00:02:56,476 ♪ ♪ 63 00:02:56,559 --> 00:03:00,142 ♪ Praise ♪ 64 00:03:00,225 --> 00:03:02,643 - We're gonna be late, damn it! 65 00:03:02,726 --> 00:03:03,893 Homeboy moves to L.A., 66 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,351 forgets how to use a flippin' watch, huh? 67 00:03:05,434 --> 00:03:06,559 - Can I please just stay home? 68 00:03:06,643 --> 00:03:08,517 - Everybody's going to church, God damn it. 69 00:03:08,601 --> 00:03:11,184 Eyes on the prize. 70 00:03:11,267 --> 00:03:14,184 To the still mind, the entire universe surrenders. 71 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:17,017 - Come on, Gideon! We gotta go! 72 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,184 - I'm coming. 73 00:03:18,267 --> 00:03:20,184 - ♪ Every day ♪ 74 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,517 - You met Vin Diesel? - Who's that? 75 00:03:22,601 --> 00:03:23,893 - From the "Fast and Furious" movies, Mom. 76 00:03:23,975 --> 00:03:25,392 - I never heard of him. 77 00:03:25,476 --> 00:03:27,476 - You're not gonna like "The Fast and the Furious" movies. 78 00:03:27,559 --> 00:03:29,142 - She might. They're action movies, 79 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:30,643 but they're really more about family. 80 00:03:30,726 --> 00:03:32,225 - It's not about family. 81 00:03:32,309 --> 00:03:34,559 It's about people of various "ethnenticities" 82 00:03:34,643 --> 00:03:37,059 pushing each other's buttons and racing around in vehicles. 83 00:03:37,142 --> 00:03:38,517 You won't like it. 84 00:03:38,601 --> 00:03:40,893 Besides, Vin Diesel's not even a big deal anymore. 85 00:03:40,975 --> 00:03:42,559 - Well, I didn't even really meet him, anyways. 86 00:03:42,643 --> 00:03:44,351 I mean, I just saw him at a grocery store once, 87 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:46,225 so it's not like we're best friends. 88 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,809 - I can't believe you'd come back here. 89 00:03:47,893 --> 00:03:49,059 - I missed you guys. 90 00:03:49,142 --> 00:03:50,726 - Aw, we missed you too, baby. 91 00:03:50,809 --> 00:03:53,893 - When I was a boy, I met Telly Savalas in a bagel shop. 92 00:03:53,975 --> 00:03:55,059 - Who? - Who's that? 93 00:03:55,142 --> 00:03:58,059 - Telly Savalas! "Kojak"! 94 00:03:58,142 --> 00:04:00,225 "Diners' Club"! Telly Savalas! 95 00:04:00,309 --> 00:04:02,225 Okay, now we don't know who Telly Savalas is, okay. 96 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:04,267 - ♪ La, la, la-la, la ♪ 97 00:04:04,351 --> 00:04:06,017 ♪ La, la-la, la ♪ 98 00:04:08,017 --> 00:04:09,934 - So the church is in a fuckin' mall? 99 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,517 - Yeah, Judy. Big whoop. 100 00:04:11,601 --> 00:04:13,726 All across America, capitalism's crumbling. 101 00:04:13,809 --> 00:04:15,059 That's when we step up. 102 00:04:15,142 --> 00:04:17,184 Plant churches and shut down big-box stores. 103 00:04:17,267 --> 00:04:19,017 - And what did this church used to be? 104 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:20,726 - A Sears, I believe? Hold up. 105 00:04:20,809 --> 00:04:23,684 I can't remember if it's past that Foot Locker 106 00:04:23,768 --> 00:04:25,267 or over down by the Victoria's Secret. 107 00:04:25,351 --> 00:04:28,267 - Do I have time to stop for an Orange Julius? 108 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,768 - No, BJ, Daddy's waitin'. 109 00:04:30,851 --> 00:04:33,267 You know sugar before church gives you B.O. 110 00:04:33,351 --> 00:04:34,768 - Ah. 111 00:04:34,851 --> 00:04:35,809 - Good mornin'. 112 00:04:35,893 --> 00:04:37,225 Good mornin'. Thank you so much. 113 00:04:37,309 --> 00:04:38,768 We think you're gonna like it here. 114 00:04:38,851 --> 00:04:42,142 Welcome, welcome, welcome to the new Gemstone Center. 115 00:04:42,225 --> 00:04:45,059 - Excuse--excuse me one second. Here, stand right here. 116 00:04:45,142 --> 00:04:46,768 Can I talk to you for a second, Eli? 117 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,434 Just shake these people's hand. 118 00:04:48,517 --> 00:04:50,100 Just say hello. Say hello. 119 00:04:50,184 --> 00:04:52,309 - Hi! I'm Tiffany. 120 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,434 My husband's the star of the show. 121 00:04:54,517 --> 00:04:57,809 - You got me opening a church in the middle of a mall. 122 00:04:57,893 --> 00:05:00,309 Ain't too many pastors with my kinda pedigree 123 00:05:00,392 --> 00:05:02,851 and experience would take a position like this. 124 00:05:02,934 --> 00:05:05,601 Now, I'm used to headlining coliseums. 125 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:07,267 - You asked me if I had a position. 126 00:05:07,351 --> 00:05:08,851 Are you telling me you don't want it now? 127 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,975 - Well, ain't nobody said they didn't want no position. 128 00:05:12,059 --> 00:05:13,809 I ain't gonna be offended. We family. 129 00:05:13,893 --> 00:05:15,934 I'm gonna do you this favor. 130 00:05:16,017 --> 00:05:18,142 I'm gonna bring you that Freeman magic now. 131 00:05:18,225 --> 00:05:20,309 - What do you say we go get the ol' ball rollin'? 132 00:05:20,392 --> 00:05:23,309 - ♪ 'Cause if the flame stays lit ♪ 133 00:05:23,392 --> 00:05:26,100 ♪ Then you know it's true ♪ 134 00:05:26,184 --> 00:05:30,517 ♪ Let God be your light ♪ 135 00:05:30,601 --> 00:05:34,434 ♪ New friends in Christ ♪ 136 00:05:34,517 --> 00:05:37,351 ♪ God is the rock of our salvation ♪ 137 00:05:37,434 --> 00:05:40,267 ♪ Let us sing a joyful noise ♪ 138 00:05:40,351 --> 00:05:45,476 ♪ New friends in Christ ♪ 139 00:05:47,059 --> 00:05:48,643 - Yeah! - Oh, my! 140 00:05:48,726 --> 00:05:51,142 That was nice 141 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:54,351 to sing with family and you, 142 00:05:54,434 --> 00:05:56,684 our new friends. 143 00:05:56,768 --> 00:06:00,851 Let me introduce a feller that's gonna be the head pastor 144 00:06:00,934 --> 00:06:02,768 here at our brand-new 145 00:06:02,851 --> 00:06:04,601 Locust Grove Campus, 146 00:06:04,684 --> 00:06:06,476 Baby Billy Freeman. 147 00:06:08,309 --> 00:06:10,684 - Ah, well thank you, Eli. 148 00:06:10,768 --> 00:06:14,851 Thank you, that was a--that was a very formal introduction. 149 00:06:14,934 --> 00:06:17,851 Eli up here acting like y'all don't know who I am. 150 00:06:17,934 --> 00:06:20,017 I'm Aimee-Leigh's little brother. 151 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:23,017 As children, we had a singing duel. 152 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,851 ♪ We would sing and praise His name ♪ 153 00:06:25,934 --> 00:06:27,392 Amen, amen. all: Amen. 154 00:06:27,476 --> 00:06:28,893 - Toured all throughout the South. 155 00:06:28,975 --> 00:06:31,184 The old Salwell circuit. 156 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:34,851 Yes, yes, I have been down the block a few times, 157 00:06:34,934 --> 00:06:37,351 and I got the silver hairs to prove it. 158 00:06:37,434 --> 00:06:39,726 Amen, amen. 159 00:06:39,809 --> 00:06:42,559 We are so grateful for this opportunity 160 00:06:42,643 --> 00:06:44,726 to worship and praise His name 161 00:06:44,809 --> 00:06:47,726 here in this place that used to be a Sears-- 162 00:06:47,809 --> 00:06:51,893 a place you could buy slacks or some power tools, 163 00:06:51,975 --> 00:06:53,392 for all you men out there. 164 00:06:53,476 --> 00:06:55,684 But now you can buy Jesus, amen. 165 00:06:55,768 --> 00:06:59,392 You can buy Jesus, amen. 166 00:06:59,476 --> 00:07:02,643 But you can't put him on layaway. 167 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:06,184 My wife, Tiffany, she wrote that joke. 168 00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:09,893 She has a wonderful playfulness she approaches life with. 169 00:07:09,975 --> 00:07:13,726 I'd let her speak, but she ain't very good at it, so... 170 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:16,434 I'll just speak for the both of us. 171 00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:19,059 Gideon's looking tasty. 172 00:07:19,142 --> 00:07:20,601 Staying in shape. 173 00:07:20,684 --> 00:07:22,934 - He is. I mean, that's show biz, right? 174 00:07:23,017 --> 00:07:24,768 You gotta keep a tight physique. 175 00:07:24,851 --> 00:07:26,768 It's pretty much mand. That's mandatory. 176 00:07:26,851 --> 00:07:28,309 - I mean, depending on what you wanna do. 177 00:07:28,392 --> 00:07:29,601 If you wanna be behind the scenes, 178 00:07:29,684 --> 00:07:30,934 you can be fat as fuck if you want to. 179 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:32,768 - I'm talking about stars, okay? 180 00:07:32,851 --> 00:07:34,100 You gotta be a specimen. 181 00:07:34,184 --> 00:07:36,267 You gotta be a straight unit in order to break through. 182 00:07:36,351 --> 00:07:38,601 - Mm-hmm, I think Gideon's got potential for that. 183 00:07:38,684 --> 00:07:39,893 He's got Mama's eyes. - Mm-hmm. 184 00:07:39,975 --> 00:07:41,267 - All right, first off, he don't. 185 00:07:41,351 --> 00:07:42,726 He's got Amber's eyes. 186 00:07:42,809 --> 00:07:44,601 Second off, he ain't even trying to be a movie star. 187 00:07:44,684 --> 00:07:45,893 He wants to be a flippin' stunt man. 188 00:07:45,975 --> 00:07:47,476 Damn crash test dummy. 189 00:07:47,559 --> 00:07:49,434 - Really? You're not at all happy he's home? 190 00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:51,059 - No, I ain't happy he's home. 191 00:07:51,142 --> 00:07:52,601 Motherfucker waltzes in here 192 00:07:52,684 --> 00:07:54,893 like he's the damn prodigal son, everybody kissing his ass. 193 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,643 Before we shine him up too much, 194 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,517 let's not forget how he abandoned this family. 195 00:07:58,601 --> 00:07:59,975 I mean, who does that? 196 00:08:00,059 --> 00:08:03,100 A sociopath who only cares about himself, that's who. 197 00:08:03,184 --> 00:08:06,975 - Your daddy has got a stick up his ass something deep. 198 00:08:07,059 --> 00:08:09,684 - Yeah, well, that's how Daddy is since Mama passed. 199 00:08:09,768 --> 00:08:11,684 All he is is just mean all the time, 200 00:08:11,768 --> 00:08:13,392 never laughing, never having fun. 201 00:08:13,476 --> 00:08:15,809 - Staring off into nothing like a fuckin' Zoloft commercial. 202 00:08:15,893 --> 00:08:17,267 - Well, that saddens me to hear, 203 00:08:17,351 --> 00:08:19,643 but I can't say that I didn't see it coming. 204 00:08:19,726 --> 00:08:22,351 Eli's a weaker man than he lets on. 205 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:24,434 - Now I don't know about weak, now. 206 00:08:24,517 --> 00:08:25,975 - I don't know, Jesse. 207 00:08:26,059 --> 00:08:28,476 His slaps, they don't pack the same wallop they used to. 208 00:08:28,559 --> 00:08:31,267 - Baby Billy, my tooth is hurting. 209 00:08:31,351 --> 00:08:33,142 - Well, put some of that cream on it. 210 00:08:33,225 --> 00:08:34,434 I told you we gonna get you checked out 211 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:35,476 once we get settled here. 212 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:36,893 - What, you got yourself a cavity? 213 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,142 - A cavity? What you talkin' about? 214 00:08:39,225 --> 00:08:43,017 Your Aunt Tiffany is a perfect ten, a Bo Derek ten. 215 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,768 The looks, the bod. 216 00:08:44,851 --> 00:08:47,517 She got the heart, but them damn teeth, 217 00:08:47,601 --> 00:08:49,684 now, they something else. 218 00:08:49,768 --> 00:08:52,059 But even with them old stained, crooked things, 219 00:08:52,142 --> 00:08:54,059 I still love you with all my heart. 220 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,809 Come in here. both: Mm. 221 00:08:55,893 --> 00:08:58,142 - Yes, yes, I am the luckiest man alive. 222 00:08:58,225 --> 00:09:00,392 - Like, I know I'm younger than you all, 223 00:09:00,476 --> 00:09:02,726 but I'm just gonna be a regular aunt. 224 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:03,975 Okay? - Yeah. 225 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:05,893 - So y'all just call me Aunt Tiffany. 226 00:09:05,975 --> 00:09:07,351 - We don't need to mess with all that. 227 00:09:07,434 --> 00:09:09,059 We'll call you Tiffany, 'cause we don't like formal stuff. 228 00:09:09,142 --> 00:09:11,267 - No, no, that's what I want you to call me. 229 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,017 - Well, come on now. - Aunt Tiffany. 230 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,559 - Come on. She's been real excited about becoming an aunt. 231 00:09:15,643 --> 00:09:19,017 Now, for old Baby Billy, y'all just call her what she wants. 232 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,225 - Okay. Well, yeah. 233 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:21,768 Whatever, no big deal. Hey, Aunt Tiffany. 234 00:09:21,851 --> 00:09:23,893 There you go. 235 00:09:23,975 --> 00:09:27,392 How'd you like that? - All of 'em do it. 236 00:09:27,476 --> 00:09:29,434 - Well? Now, come on. 237 00:09:30,934 --> 00:09:32,434 Say it! 238 00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:35,684 all: Aunt Tiffany. - Aunt Tiffany. 239 00:09:35,768 --> 00:09:37,768 There you go. 240 00:09:37,851 --> 00:09:41,267 - Yeah, looky there now. Thank you, thank you. 241 00:09:41,351 --> 00:09:42,517 Yes. 242 00:09:42,601 --> 00:09:44,184 - Thank you. 243 00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:45,934 - Thank you so much. 244 00:09:49,184 --> 00:09:56,142 ♪ ♪ 245 00:10:03,809 --> 00:10:04,975 - Eli! 246 00:10:05,059 --> 00:10:07,934 Who the hell did this? 247 00:10:08,017 --> 00:10:10,184 - Seasons. 248 00:10:15,351 --> 00:10:19,434 - God, everyone was so happy to see Gideon at church. 249 00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:21,059 - Probably talkin' trash behind our backs. 250 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,309 Bunch of gossips. - I wanna have a dinner. 251 00:10:23,392 --> 00:10:25,975 I wanna get together everybody that's close to Gideon. 252 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,392 I want him to know that he's welcome here always. 253 00:10:28,476 --> 00:10:30,100 - Oh, is that what we settled on? 254 00:10:30,184 --> 00:10:31,392 I wasn't aware that was the deal. 255 00:10:31,476 --> 00:10:34,100 - Jesse Gemstone, our son is back in our lives. 256 00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:35,726 Isn't that only thing that matters? 257 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:36,934 - Well, he brought shame to us 258 00:10:37,017 --> 00:10:38,267 and continues to bring shame to us. 259 00:10:38,351 --> 00:10:40,100 But, yes, sure, let's throw him a dinner. 260 00:10:40,184 --> 00:10:42,059 - I mean, maybe this is the perfect thing. 261 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,975 Maybe this is what he needed. 262 00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:46,934 Maybe he'll be serious about his faith and he'll find Jesus, 263 00:10:47,017 --> 00:10:48,684 like Paul on that road to Damascus. 264 00:10:48,768 --> 00:10:50,517 - But is he Paul, though? 265 00:10:50,601 --> 00:10:52,184 Or is he still Saul? - He's not Saul. 266 00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:55,309 - Maybe he is. Hollywood Saul? 267 00:10:55,392 --> 00:10:57,476 - He's not Hollywood Saul, okay? 268 00:10:57,559 --> 00:10:59,309 He's sorry. He's sorry that he ran away. 269 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,351 He said that, and you need to give him 270 00:11:01,434 --> 00:11:04,851 another chance because that is our boy and I love him. 271 00:11:04,934 --> 00:11:07,768 He's such a good boy, and I'm happy that he's home. 272 00:11:07,851 --> 00:11:09,100 - You know what'd make me happy? 273 00:11:09,184 --> 00:11:10,517 - What? 274 00:11:10,601 --> 00:11:11,934 - If I could chuck one of these wieners in your mouth. 275 00:11:17,726 --> 00:11:19,517 Nailed it. 276 00:11:19,601 --> 00:11:21,684 - ♪ Well, there's a hundred miles of desert ♪ 277 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:27,017 ♪ Lies between his hide and mine ♪ 278 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:31,017 ♪ Running, hiding, losing, crying ♪ 279 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:34,559 ♪ Nothing left to say ♪ 280 00:11:34,643 --> 00:11:36,059 ♪ But my life ♪ 281 00:11:36,142 --> 00:11:39,059 ♪ ♪ 282 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:46,851 ♪ I made my break and a big mistake ♪ 283 00:11:46,934 --> 00:11:50,684 ♪ Stealin' when I should have been buyin' ♪ 284 00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:52,517 ♪ All that running, hiding ♪ 285 00:11:52,601 --> 00:11:55,476 ♪ Losing, crying ♪ 286 00:11:55,559 --> 00:11:59,059 ♪ Nothing left to say ♪ 287 00:11:59,142 --> 00:12:01,309 ♪ But my life ♪ 288 00:12:01,392 --> 00:12:03,309 ♪ Life ♪ 289 00:12:03,392 --> 00:12:05,684 ♪ Life, life ♪ 290 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:08,100 ♪ Life, life, life, life ♪ 291 00:12:08,184 --> 00:12:14,643 ♪ ♪ 292 00:12:14,726 --> 00:12:16,601 ♪ Whoo ♪ 293 00:12:16,684 --> 00:12:23,684 ♪ ♪ 294 00:12:27,975 --> 00:12:29,893 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! What the hell, man? 295 00:12:29,975 --> 00:12:31,059 - Yeah, fuck off. 296 00:12:31,142 --> 00:12:33,225 - Don't nobody wanna see that penis. 297 00:12:33,309 --> 00:12:35,267 - Then quit lookin' at it. 298 00:12:37,142 --> 00:12:39,100 Well, well, well. 299 00:12:39,184 --> 00:12:41,225 If it ain't poor little rich boy, huh? 300 00:12:41,309 --> 00:12:42,934 Sweet bike. 301 00:12:43,017 --> 00:12:44,726 I bet you missed all your cool toys. 302 00:12:44,809 --> 00:12:46,434 Must be nice, living in the lap 303 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,517 of luxury again, spending time with the fam, huh? 304 00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:52,768 Where's my fuckin' money? 305 00:12:52,851 --> 00:12:54,559 - In there. 306 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,934 It's all the valuable stuff 307 00:12:56,017 --> 00:12:57,559 I could identify in my parents' house. 308 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,309 - Glass figurines? 309 00:12:59,392 --> 00:13:01,309 What are all these numbers next to the items? 310 00:13:01,392 --> 00:13:03,851 - Well that's my guess at market value, see? 311 00:13:06,684 --> 00:13:08,726 - Fuckin' Mickey Mouse shit, man! 312 00:13:08,809 --> 00:13:10,975 Honestly! - Scottie, don't-- 313 00:13:11,059 --> 00:13:12,851 There's other stuff in there, man. 314 00:13:14,351 --> 00:13:16,100 - That's stuff! 315 00:13:16,184 --> 00:13:18,309 I want money! 316 00:13:18,392 --> 00:13:20,726 Cash! 317 00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:23,768 There's a lot of it that goes into that church, man. 318 00:13:23,851 --> 00:13:26,851 And I wanna taste some of that fuckin' Gemstone loot. 319 00:13:26,934 --> 00:13:29,100 - We can get it, okay? We can. 320 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,893 But my Dad doesn't trust me right now. 321 00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:33,476 He's watching me, just waiting for me to slip up. 322 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:35,267 I need more time. 323 00:13:35,351 --> 00:13:37,975 - Your family owes me. 324 00:13:38,059 --> 00:13:42,309 I might've lost my ability to do fight sequences. 325 00:13:42,392 --> 00:13:45,309 I have to double down on stunt driving. 326 00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:49,643 ♪ ♪ 327 00:13:49,726 --> 00:13:52,768 Fuckin' stunt driving! - Just be patient. 328 00:13:52,851 --> 00:13:55,851 The deeper I get, the more I'll have access to. 329 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,601 You gettin' cold feet on me? 330 00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:19,517 Okay, I can wait for the big score. 331 00:14:22,601 --> 00:14:29,601 ♪ ♪ 332 00:14:30,643 --> 00:14:33,517 - Music has always soothed my vicious temper. 333 00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:34,643 Chad knows that. 334 00:14:34,726 --> 00:14:36,809 It's good to see you back, Chad. 335 00:14:36,893 --> 00:14:38,726 Chad paid the ultimate price with his body, 336 00:14:38,809 --> 00:14:40,351 and I paid for his medical bills. 337 00:14:40,434 --> 00:14:41,684 - Thank you. 338 00:14:41,768 --> 00:14:43,559 - Thank you for keeping your fuckin' mouth shut. 339 00:14:43,643 --> 00:14:45,351 Now, then, I've brought you all here 340 00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:47,017 because I have made a discovery. 341 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,684 - Could I interrupt for a moment? 342 00:14:48,768 --> 00:14:49,851 - Gregory, I said I'm talkin' here, okay? 343 00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:51,059 Just a moment. 344 00:14:51,142 --> 00:14:52,184 I have a gift for you all 345 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,684 in honor of this alliance that's grown. 346 00:14:56,975 --> 00:15:00,517 Coins that I made to signify our bond. 347 00:15:00,601 --> 00:15:03,309 - You made coins? - To signify the bond. 348 00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:06,726 Here you go. Okay. 349 00:15:06,809 --> 00:15:08,559 Judy. 350 00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:10,267 - Dang, that's got some weight to it. 351 00:15:10,351 --> 00:15:13,392 - Yeah, these are nice. - "We did it"? 352 00:15:13,476 --> 00:15:16,142 You made coins with our names on it that says "We did it"? 353 00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:17,726 And we're trying to put what happened behind us. 354 00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:20,225 You can't be making fucking souvenirs about it. 355 00:15:20,309 --> 00:15:21,684 No, we're not doing coins. 356 00:15:21,768 --> 00:15:23,559 No goddamn coins. Gimme them coins. 357 00:15:23,643 --> 00:15:25,476 Give 'em to me. Gimme the coins, God damn it. 358 00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:27,059 Gregory, you're an idiot, okay? 359 00:15:27,142 --> 00:15:28,517 - It's the thought that counts. 360 00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:30,934 - No, it's not the thought that counts when it can get us 361 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,559 in fuckin' jail for committing crimes, Gregory. 362 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:36,142 Now, then, through God's infinite wisdom I have 363 00:15:36,225 --> 00:15:39,893 discovered who the perpetrator of this most devious plot is. 364 00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:41,893 Shit was pretty well orchestrated, if you ask me. 365 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,768 Footage like that of us at our most... 366 00:15:43,851 --> 00:15:45,309 vulnerable state? 367 00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:47,934 That can only be done by somebody super close to me. 368 00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:49,476 I mean, real close. 369 00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:51,601 That brings me to the third man in the van. 370 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,017 His face was too pixelated in the video, 371 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,934 so we can't obviously tell who it is from that. 372 00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:59,059 But dude definitely had a slender frame. 373 00:15:59,142 --> 00:16:00,975 Walked with swagger. 374 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:03,643 Maybe he's used to being onstage, you know? 375 00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:07,309 Confidence, razzle dazzle, show biz. 376 00:16:07,392 --> 00:16:09,309 Levi... 377 00:16:09,392 --> 00:16:11,559 you're a rock-and-roll dude. 378 00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:14,392 I've definitely seen you swagger around on stage. 379 00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:17,643 I bet you think you're pretty cool, don't you? 380 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,142 - I'm all right. 381 00:16:19,225 --> 00:16:21,643 - Yeah, you're all right. Grab his ass. 382 00:16:21,726 --> 00:16:24,100 What are you doing? 383 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,851 What are you doing, man? - Shit, Jesse. 384 00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:28,809 - You're the one who picked up the whores that night. 385 00:16:28,893 --> 00:16:31,517 - No, I didn't. You did. 386 00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:33,476 - All right, well, you introduced me to 'em. 387 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,434 Maybe you also went up to that hotel room, 388 00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:36,517 hid a camera in there, huh? 389 00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:37,934 Did you do that? - I didn't do that. 390 00:16:38,017 --> 00:16:39,309 - You don't wanna tell me the truth? 391 00:16:39,392 --> 00:16:41,142 How 'bout I stick this blade in your handsome cheek? 392 00:16:41,225 --> 00:16:42,643 Get in there and just do spinnies, 393 00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:44,017 making that hole bigger and bigger. 394 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,309 I'll bet you'll tell me the truth then, won't you? 395 00:16:45,392 --> 00:16:46,975 - Yeah, Jesse. Put it in his bottom. 396 00:16:47,059 --> 00:16:48,476 - You want that? No, I'm not putting nothing in his bottom. 397 00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:49,643 - Just put it a little bit in his bottom. 398 00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:50,975 - Tell me the truth right now, God damn it. 399 00:16:51,059 --> 00:16:53,017 Did you betray me? - No, Jesse! 400 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,601 - Was it you? - I didn't do it! 401 00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:56,267 - Hey, Dad? - What's up, huh? 402 00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:57,351 - What's going on? - Help! 403 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,809 - Shh. - What's up? 404 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,225 - Um, well, I just wanted to talk, 405 00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:01,851 but if I caught you at a bad time... 406 00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:03,184 - No, no, no, no, no. - Help. Help. 407 00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,017 - This ain't a bad time. - Did he say help? 408 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,684 - No, he's not. Just go outside. 409 00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:08,017 I'll be out there in a second. 410 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,392 I'm just gonna finish up prayer with these guys. 411 00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:10,726 - Okay. 412 00:17:15,142 --> 00:17:17,684 - Tell me the truth right now. Did you betray me? 413 00:17:17,768 --> 00:17:21,059 Are you Judas Iscariot to me? 414 00:17:21,142 --> 00:17:23,559 - I told ya, I didn't do it. 415 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:27,851 ♪ ♪ 416 00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:29,684 - I believe you. 417 00:17:29,768 --> 00:17:31,643 You are forgiven from my suspicions of you. 418 00:17:31,726 --> 00:17:33,017 Let him go, guys. 419 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,351 Levi's cool now. 420 00:17:35,434 --> 00:17:39,851 He's been tested. 421 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,726 Don't take it personal, man. I just had to know for sure. 422 00:17:42,809 --> 00:17:44,225 That's too far. 423 00:17:44,309 --> 00:17:45,851 I had to be sure, man. 424 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,893 Hey, no hard feelings. 425 00:17:47,975 --> 00:17:49,726 Everybody, Levi's cool now, all right? 426 00:17:49,809 --> 00:17:50,893 - You play too much. 427 00:17:54,768 --> 00:17:56,059 - Some people pray, 428 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,851 and what they're really doing 429 00:17:57,934 --> 00:17:59,434 is asking for things. 430 00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:02,726 "Make my life better, gimme some more money. 431 00:18:02,809 --> 00:18:04,851 Let me have more stuff." 432 00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:08,851 But God only offers one thing: 433 00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:10,559 His love. 434 00:18:10,643 --> 00:18:12,434 - This is the most boring sermon 435 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:14,768 I've ever experienced in my entire life. 436 00:18:14,851 --> 00:18:16,225 Let me ask you something. - Hm? 437 00:18:16,309 --> 00:18:17,893 - How long you been coming to this church? 438 00:18:17,975 --> 00:18:21,225 - About two years. - Well, today's your last day. 439 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,809 You see this? - Mm-hmm. 440 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,768 - It's a brand-new church. Locust Grove. 441 00:18:24,851 --> 00:18:26,392 I'm the head pastor. 442 00:18:26,476 --> 00:18:27,809 You know where the Sears used to be? 443 00:18:27,893 --> 00:18:29,851 - Yes, sir. - Well, that's where this is. 444 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,768 - Okay. - I'll see you next Sunday. 445 00:18:31,851 --> 00:18:33,100 - Okay. 446 00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:39,934 - This damn spoon they've got for the casserole's too small. 447 00:18:40,017 --> 00:18:41,809 Shit keeps falling off. 448 00:18:41,893 --> 00:18:44,267 I'm gonna swap it with this pudding spoon 449 00:18:44,351 --> 00:18:46,934 this idiot stuck in the gravy. 450 00:18:47,017 --> 00:18:48,476 Gravy needs a ladle. 451 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:49,934 This ain't no ladle. This is a pudding spoon. 452 00:18:50,017 --> 00:18:51,517 - You're taking too much. Put it back. 453 00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:54,517 People are lookin' at you. - Do you think I give a damn? 454 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,643 Nobody eyeballing my portion servings. 455 00:18:56,726 --> 00:18:58,601 Leave me alone. 456 00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:02,392 - Look at 'em over there, big-timing us. 457 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,184 Mr. Small Time thinks he's a somebody. 458 00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:06,476 Well, I'm beginning to see 459 00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:07,893 why your approach hasn't been working. 460 00:19:07,975 --> 00:19:12,184 You have elitist tendencies, which are not pretty. 461 00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:15,643 know how to speak to the common man. 462 00:19:15,726 --> 00:19:17,975 Don't say nothin'. I'm gonna do the talking. 463 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,184 - Nice to see you here, Reverend. 464 00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:22,643 - I'm gonna leave this here, now. 465 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:23,768 Don't touch it. 466 00:19:23,851 --> 00:19:25,184 I might come back and get some biscuits. 467 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,643 - All right, now. 468 00:19:26,726 --> 00:19:28,768 - Brother Pastor? - Yes? 469 00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:30,643 - I just wanted to introduce myself. 470 00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:33,142 Baby Billy Freeman. I'm your new neighbor. 471 00:19:33,225 --> 00:19:35,517 ♪ ♪ 472 00:19:35,601 --> 00:19:39,100 I heard that you and old hombre Eli got off on the wrong foot. 473 00:19:39,184 --> 00:19:42,142 To be quite honest with you, he gets on my nerves too. 474 00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:43,684 - I'd appreciate if the two of you fellas 475 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:45,184 get the hell out of my church. 476 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,517 I got nothin' to say to you. 477 00:19:47,601 --> 00:19:49,684 - Well, you sure had something to say 478 00:19:49,768 --> 00:19:52,225 when you were spreading lies about us. 479 00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:53,851 - I do not lie, sir. 480 00:19:53,934 --> 00:19:56,517 You or one of your boys or someone from your church 481 00:19:56,601 --> 00:19:59,975 came to my house with weapons, batons. 482 00:20:00,059 --> 00:20:01,559 My wife was at home. 483 00:20:01,643 --> 00:20:03,975 - You be careful of what you're accusing us of, Johnny Seasons. 484 00:20:04,059 --> 00:20:06,017 - Maybe you should be careful. 485 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,517 Locust Grove's gonna be nothin' but trouble for you. 486 00:20:08,601 --> 00:20:11,476 - Oh, y'all just stop. Stop intimidatin' right now. 487 00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:13,517 Now, look, Pastor. 488 00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:16,392 Now, the fact of the matter is we're here now. 489 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:19,643 We in that Sears, and we ain't going nowhere. 490 00:20:19,726 --> 00:20:21,476 Now I--I just think that we should 491 00:20:21,559 --> 00:20:23,643 all live in harmony as brothers in Christ. 492 00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:25,726 Now, why can't we do that? 493 00:20:28,309 --> 00:20:31,184 - What is it you're lookin' for here, Eli? 494 00:20:31,267 --> 00:20:33,893 How is it I can be content in only God's love, 495 00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:35,392 and that's not enough for you? 496 00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:37,893 You want more, don't you? 497 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:41,351 Why is that? Why are you so hungry? 498 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:49,476 ♪ ♪ 499 00:20:57,643 --> 00:20:59,392 - Here. 500 00:20:59,476 --> 00:21:02,100 - Come on. Why you got to do that, Eli? 501 00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:06,559 Just put this--put this in your pocket, Pastor. 502 00:21:06,643 --> 00:21:09,517 That ought to cover it, now. Eli? 503 00:21:11,184 --> 00:21:13,184 Eli, hold up. 504 00:21:15,225 --> 00:21:18,934 Excuse me. Gotta get my friend. 505 00:21:22,017 --> 00:21:25,059 ♪ ♪ 506 00:21:25,142 --> 00:21:27,768 - So, um... 507 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:30,392 Okay, uh... 508 00:21:30,476 --> 00:21:32,934 I was thinking, while I'm home, 509 00:21:33,017 --> 00:21:35,142 I would like to work with Martin. 510 00:21:35,225 --> 00:21:37,059 Shadow him. 511 00:21:37,142 --> 00:21:40,059 Sort of see the ins and outs of running this place. 512 00:21:40,142 --> 00:21:41,601 - Was this your idea, Martin? 513 00:21:41,684 --> 00:21:45,059 - It was his idea, but I have no objections if you don't. 514 00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:46,893 We could use the extra hands. 515 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:51,517 - Why do you care so much about how this place is run? 516 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:54,017 I thought that all that mattered to you was Hollywood. 517 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,434 - I mean, it would just be temporary while I'm home. 518 00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:57,975 - Oh, and how long's that gonna be exactly? 519 00:21:58,059 --> 00:21:59,476 If I'm gonna get drilled in the ass, 520 00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:01,768 I'd love to know the size of the fella's dick first. 521 00:22:01,851 --> 00:22:03,726 - Jesse! 522 00:22:03,809 --> 00:22:05,643 - I don't know why the hell you two are even asking me. 523 00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:07,351 Sounds like you got it all figured out. 524 00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:09,309 Maybe Martin should be your dad. 525 00:22:09,392 --> 00:22:10,851 - You're being ridiculous. 526 00:22:10,934 --> 00:22:12,934 - No, what's ridiculous is you coming home, 527 00:22:13,017 --> 00:22:14,643 trying to act like there's nothing wrong, 528 00:22:14,726 --> 00:22:17,184 not apologizing or nothin'. 529 00:22:19,392 --> 00:22:20,684 Just do whatever you want. 530 00:22:20,768 --> 00:22:22,768 Obviously what I think doesn't matter. 531 00:22:23,934 --> 00:22:26,309 Hollywood big shot. 532 00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:31,975 ♪ ♪ 533 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,975 - Now stop acting like this ain't a big deal! 534 00:22:35,059 --> 00:22:36,975 I got to live in that town, Eli! 535 00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:39,017 You over there making enemies. 536 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,184 - I'm done talking about this, Baby Billy. 537 00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:44,225 Seasons is bitter we're about to eat his lunch. 538 00:22:44,309 --> 00:22:47,184 What else could we do? I got my own church to run. 539 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:48,851 Well, I had him until you threw 540 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:51,017 a damn potato through the man's window. 541 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,142 - Wasn't working. - You know what's not working? 542 00:22:53,225 --> 00:22:55,975 You. That's what's not working. 543 00:22:56,059 --> 00:22:57,476 Now, your kids are worried about you, Eli. 544 00:22:57,559 --> 00:22:59,726 I'm worried about you. - What did my kids say? 545 00:22:59,809 --> 00:23:01,684 - That you were a walking Zoloft commercial. 546 00:23:01,768 --> 00:23:04,559 Just a sad sack. Lost all your strength. 547 00:23:04,643 --> 00:23:06,392 You--you're weak. 548 00:23:06,476 --> 00:23:08,017 - Oh, you come into town and instantly try 549 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,684 to turn my family against me? 550 00:23:09,768 --> 00:23:11,809 - Your kids offered their insights freely, big boy. 551 00:23:11,893 --> 00:23:14,017 And my sister's gone, you over here drowning. 552 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,225 - Don't talk about Aimee-Leigh. 553 00:23:15,309 --> 00:23:16,559 - I'll talk about her whenever I want to. 554 00:23:16,643 --> 00:23:19,017 She's my sister, Eli. 555 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,726 You ain't the only one that misses her, you know. 556 00:23:21,809 --> 00:23:23,726 I think about that woman every single day. 557 00:23:23,809 --> 00:23:25,934 - Well, you shoulda done that while she was still alive. 558 00:23:26,017 --> 00:23:28,517 You're trying to cash in on her name every chance you get 559 00:23:28,601 --> 00:23:30,768 and were nowhere to be found when she needed you most. 560 00:23:30,851 --> 00:23:32,726 - I had my hands tied, Eli, 561 00:23:32,809 --> 00:23:34,684 with that whole Christian cruise ship thing. 562 00:23:34,768 --> 00:23:36,726 I was at sea. 563 00:23:36,809 --> 00:23:38,851 It was impossible for me to get back here for her. 564 00:23:38,934 --> 00:23:41,601 - That nonsense never got off the ground and you know it. 565 00:23:41,684 --> 00:23:43,559 - Well, I-I was busy pricing vendors. 566 00:23:43,643 --> 00:23:45,768 - You're a two-bit con man. - Oh, a con man? 567 00:23:45,851 --> 00:23:48,267 Then why did you invite me back in the fold then, huh? 568 00:23:48,351 --> 00:23:50,351 - Because I felt sorry for you. 569 00:23:50,434 --> 00:23:52,559 I thought that's what Aimee-Leigh would want. 570 00:23:52,643 --> 00:23:54,059 I thought helping you would make me feel better. 571 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:55,184 I was wrong. 572 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,309 - Well, I ain't no charity. 573 00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:59,643 I'm a commodity. 574 00:23:59,726 --> 00:24:01,309 I'm a known name in this industry. 575 00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:02,726 You lucky to have me. 576 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:06,059 How dare you see me as less than what I am! 577 00:24:06,142 --> 00:24:08,267 You less! That's what it is, you less! 578 00:24:08,351 --> 00:24:10,267 - I shoulda guessed this is what would happen with you. 579 00:24:10,351 --> 00:24:11,893 You haven't changed a bit. 580 00:24:11,975 --> 00:24:15,934 All these years, still as pathetic as you ever were. 581 00:24:16,017 --> 00:24:19,476 - P-p-pathetic? Well, how 'bout this then, huh? 582 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,517 How 'bout that? I quit! 583 00:24:21,601 --> 00:24:23,975 How 'bout that? Who's pathetic now, huh? 584 00:24:24,059 --> 00:24:26,142 - You are. - You are! 585 00:24:26,225 --> 00:24:29,601 You righteous Gemstone dick! 586 00:24:29,684 --> 00:24:31,309 You pathetic. 587 00:24:31,392 --> 00:24:34,100 Don't call me! I'll call you! 588 00:24:34,184 --> 00:24:36,434 I'm gonna pack up my shit and get out! 589 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,476 What else did he do? 590 00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:40,809 - Kind of a big deal. 591 00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:42,017 - He does? - We got pads. 592 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,476 - He makes sure that you're okay? 593 00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:45,309 Tell me something else real serious-- 594 00:24:45,392 --> 00:24:46,643 do you pray? 595 00:24:46,726 --> 00:24:48,975 - Judy, Judy, why do you put lipstick on your teeth? 596 00:24:49,059 --> 00:24:50,975 - I didn't put it on my teeth, Jesse. 597 00:24:51,059 --> 00:24:52,851 God dang it, BJ, you're supposed to tell me 598 00:24:52,934 --> 00:24:54,142 when I have that. - No, you look-- 599 00:24:54,225 --> 00:24:55,851 - But usually, because of my frame, 600 00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:57,476 they actually have me doubling for women a lot. 601 00:24:57,559 --> 00:24:59,684 It's something they call "wigging" because I'm-- 602 00:24:59,768 --> 00:25:00,975 - Wait, what'd you-- what is it? 603 00:25:01,059 --> 00:25:02,351 - Because of my frame, they have me doubling 604 00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:03,559 for women a lot. 605 00:25:03,643 --> 00:25:04,684 It's what they call "wigging" 606 00:25:04,768 --> 00:25:06,184 because I'm usually wearing a wig... 607 00:25:06,267 --> 00:25:08,100 Isn't that interesting? 608 00:25:08,184 --> 00:25:09,809 - To be pretend to be a woman? 609 00:25:09,893 --> 00:25:11,476 - Uh, well, to do a stunt. 610 00:25:11,559 --> 00:25:13,142 - 'Cause he's very manly. 611 00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:15,517 - Gideon, that is fascinating. - Thanks, Judy. 612 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:18,184 - Not that fascinating in my eyes. 613 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,392 - Either way, I won't be doing it much longer. 614 00:25:20,476 --> 00:25:22,184 Industry's kind of cracking down. 615 00:25:22,267 --> 00:25:24,392 There's been, like, a big push in the community 616 00:25:24,476 --> 00:25:26,684 for women to be represented differently now, 617 00:25:26,768 --> 00:25:28,851 so there goes a lot of my work. - Well, look at that. 618 00:25:28,934 --> 00:25:30,476 LA's got my son sad, 'cause he can't pretend 619 00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:32,476 to be a woman for money anymore, damn! 620 00:25:32,559 --> 00:25:34,809 - You know, representation of marginalized peoples 621 00:25:34,893 --> 00:25:36,684 is a big deal in Hollywood. 622 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:38,851 So I'm sorry for your loss of work, 623 00:25:38,934 --> 00:25:40,975 but I'm glad for the progress that it shows. 624 00:25:41,059 --> 00:25:44,351 'Cause if a script calls for a woman to fall off a building, 625 00:25:44,434 --> 00:25:47,184 then it better be a woman pretending to be a woman 626 00:25:47,267 --> 00:25:49,059 pretending to fall off a building! 627 00:25:49,142 --> 00:25:50,975 I get--I just get worked up about it. 628 00:25:51,059 --> 00:25:52,517 - BJ's always thinking about other people. 629 00:25:52,601 --> 00:25:54,517 - You know, I might be old school, but I think that it's 630 00:25:54,601 --> 00:25:57,017 boys that should be falling off buildings, not girls. 631 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:59,517 - Amen. I mean, I also think that people at the dinner table 632 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,559 shouldn't be talking about Hollywood Agendas. 633 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,726 That's my-- my personal thing as well. 634 00:26:03,809 --> 00:26:04,934 - Daddy, where's Baby Billy? 635 00:26:05,017 --> 00:26:06,768 Wasn't he supposed to be here tonight? 636 00:26:06,851 --> 00:26:08,392 - Baby Billy went back to Freeman's Gap. 637 00:26:08,476 --> 00:26:09,559 - What? - Oh. 638 00:26:09,643 --> 00:26:10,851 - He ain't around here no more. 639 00:26:10,934 --> 00:26:12,184 - Well, how long he gonna be gone for? 640 00:26:12,267 --> 00:26:14,684 Don't he got a church to run? - Nope. He quit. 641 00:26:14,768 --> 00:26:18,893 I told him he was a con man, and I think that upset him. 642 00:26:20,517 --> 00:26:23,267 I know nobody you all like is around here anymore. 643 00:26:23,351 --> 00:26:25,684 Your mama, now Baby Billy. 644 00:26:25,768 --> 00:26:30,934 Guess y'all are stuck with me, man with a stick up his ass. 645 00:26:31,017 --> 00:26:33,434 Walking Zoloft commercial. 646 00:26:33,517 --> 00:26:36,726 If you all got something to tell me, say it to my face. 647 00:26:39,809 --> 00:26:43,975 ♪ ♪ 648 00:26:44,059 --> 00:26:46,601 - Pontius, why aren't you eating your food? 649 00:26:46,684 --> 00:26:47,893 - I don't like this food, okay? 650 00:26:47,975 --> 00:26:48,934 - "I don't like this food." 651 00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:49,893 You don't like anything, do you? 652 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:51,142 - The macaroni's dripping wet, 653 00:26:51,225 --> 00:26:52,643 like someone poured water on it. 654 00:26:52,726 --> 00:26:53,934 - No wonder you're getting in so much trouble at school 655 00:26:54,017 --> 00:26:55,476 with that fresh mouth of yours. 656 00:26:55,559 --> 00:26:56,975 Pontius is trying to go for the world record 657 00:26:57,059 --> 00:26:58,768 of who can get the most detentions. 658 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:01,601 - Shut the fuck up, man. 659 00:27:01,684 --> 00:27:02,768 - Come again? 660 00:27:02,851 --> 00:27:06,434 Shut the fuck up, man. 661 00:27:06,517 --> 00:27:07,975 - Get upstairs right now. 662 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,601 - What, you don't wanna hit me in front of everyone here? 663 00:27:09,684 --> 00:27:11,100 - I didn't even say I was gonna hit you. 664 00:27:11,184 --> 00:27:12,768 Throw a pity party for yourself much? 665 00:27:12,851 --> 00:27:15,893 Go upstairs. Now! 666 00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:21,726 Stop laughing, Judy. 667 00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:24,559 It ain't funny. - Sorry, that was a hilarious-- 668 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,476 - It's not hilarious. 669 00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:28,434 Sorry you all had to see him talking to me like that. 670 00:27:28,517 --> 00:27:29,975 That's just how he's been acting 671 00:27:30,059 --> 00:27:31,768 since his brother decided to run away. 672 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,309 Actions have consequences. 673 00:27:33,392 --> 00:27:34,934 Because of one son's actions, 674 00:27:35,017 --> 00:27:37,517 now the other son is a total asshole. 675 00:27:39,851 --> 00:27:42,351 No, thanks. 676 00:27:42,434 --> 00:27:45,392 ♪ ♪ 677 00:27:48,851 --> 00:27:51,184 - Are you crying? - No, you dumbass. 678 00:27:51,267 --> 00:27:52,851 I'm just trying to get my head clear. 679 00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:54,142 Y'all just come out here to make fun of me? 680 00:27:54,225 --> 00:27:55,684 - Kelvin did. - Oh, yeah? 681 00:27:55,768 --> 00:27:57,643 So did you. - Stop, Kelvin. 682 00:27:57,726 --> 00:27:59,643 - Daddy, I'm sorry you had to see that. 683 00:27:59,726 --> 00:28:01,601 I'm just trying to raise my sons in a good, 684 00:28:01,684 --> 00:28:03,476 Christian home, but all my sons wanna do 685 00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:06,309 is just humiliate me over and over again. 686 00:28:06,392 --> 00:28:08,351 - Sons can do that. 687 00:28:08,434 --> 00:28:10,017 Apparently daughters can, too, 688 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:12,559 talking trash about me to Baby Billy. 689 00:28:12,643 --> 00:28:14,392 - Daddy, the only reason we talked to Baby Billy 690 00:28:14,476 --> 00:28:16,351 was out of concern for you. 691 00:28:16,434 --> 00:28:18,893 - Yeah, nobody wants to see you sad, Daddy. 692 00:28:18,975 --> 00:28:21,351 Uncle Baby Billy was worried about you too. 693 00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:23,184 - Baby Billy's a sack of shit. 694 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:26,601 He always hated me for taking your mama away from him. 695 00:28:29,601 --> 00:28:31,684 - Daddy, I'll admit it. 696 00:28:31,768 --> 00:28:34,517 I pretend I like Baby Billy way more than I actually do, 697 00:28:34,601 --> 00:28:36,517 but everyone seems to like him so much, 698 00:28:36,601 --> 00:28:37,726 so I just go with it. 699 00:28:37,809 --> 00:28:40,351 - Daddy, Baby Billy might be a sack of shit, 700 00:28:40,434 --> 00:28:41,726 but I don't know, Mama always taught us 701 00:28:41,809 --> 00:28:44,684 we should never turn our back on family. 702 00:28:44,768 --> 00:28:47,476 - Yeah, maybe you should heed that advice. 703 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,392 - Ooh. Daddy's right, Jesse. 704 00:28:50,476 --> 00:28:52,267 You should heed it too. 705 00:28:52,351 --> 00:28:53,934 - Get your fingers out of my face. 706 00:28:54,017 --> 00:28:55,559 - Anyway, I wasn't that rude to him. 707 00:28:55,643 --> 00:28:57,601 I just told him stuff he already knew. 708 00:28:57,684 --> 00:28:59,559 - What, that he's a con man? 709 00:28:59,643 --> 00:29:01,267 - Yeah, it coulda been a lot worse. 710 00:29:01,351 --> 00:29:05,559 And I didn't say anything about his wife or her teeth 711 00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:08,768 or her tooth or whatever she's got going in her mouth. 712 00:29:08,851 --> 00:29:11,601 Aunt Tiffany's mouth. 713 00:29:11,684 --> 00:29:13,225 Right, Daddy? 714 00:29:16,975 --> 00:29:20,142 - Oh, maybe I was rude. I should go apologize. 715 00:29:21,975 --> 00:29:25,142 I-I should apologize. 716 00:29:25,225 --> 00:29:27,517 - And my fuckin' beautiful face would've made this church 717 00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:31,434 a cultural phenomenon, but not now. 718 00:29:31,517 --> 00:29:33,601 No, sir. 719 00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:36,100 Eli and his big-ass ego, he gets none of it, 720 00:29:36,184 --> 00:29:37,267 none of it! 721 00:29:37,351 --> 00:29:39,809 - Well, you're gonna show him, Baby Billy. 722 00:29:39,893 --> 00:29:41,267 - Well, don't think this doesn't mean, 723 00:29:41,351 --> 00:29:43,267 we ain't gonna get your teeth fixed. 724 00:29:43,351 --> 00:29:45,267 'Cause we most certainly still are. 725 00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:46,768 I don't care if I have to sell 726 00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:48,142 every fixture in this damn place. 727 00:29:48,225 --> 00:29:50,476 You, get on away from me. Get on, get on. 728 00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:52,392 I don't even want you next to me. 729 00:29:52,476 --> 00:29:54,309 Take mine, what I'm gonna take. 730 00:29:57,017 --> 00:29:59,768 Holy shit, we got a damn invasion! 731 00:30:02,893 --> 00:30:04,851 ♪ ♪ 732 00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:06,643 - Come on! 733 00:30:06,726 --> 00:30:08,601 ♪ ♪ 734 00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:12,017 - Rip it all up, boys. Go to town. 735 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:15,267 ♪ ♪ 736 00:30:15,351 --> 00:30:17,100 - Whoo! 737 00:30:17,184 --> 00:30:24,184 ♪ ♪ 738 00:30:25,726 --> 00:30:27,934 Yee-haw! 739 00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:31,017 - Ah, we got to run for our lives. 740 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:33,059 Let's go. 741 00:30:34,392 --> 00:30:36,142 - Someone's here! 742 00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:37,934 Get him! 743 00:30:38,017 --> 00:30:39,267 - Come on! 744 00:30:39,351 --> 00:30:43,851 ♪ ♪ 745 00:30:43,934 --> 00:30:47,643 - Baby Billy Freeman, 746 00:30:47,726 --> 00:30:50,684 from the bottom of my heart, in Christ's name, 747 00:30:50,768 --> 00:30:54,267 I apologize to you and your wife. 748 00:30:56,601 --> 00:30:58,059 What the hell? 749 00:30:58,142 --> 00:31:00,517 ♪ ♪ 750 00:31:00,601 --> 00:31:03,351 Whoa. 751 00:31:03,434 --> 00:31:06,309 We got company. 752 00:31:06,392 --> 00:31:10,017 ♪ ♪ 753 00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:12,726 - Come out, come out wherever you are. 754 00:31:12,809 --> 00:31:15,351 - Marco! 755 00:31:15,434 --> 00:31:17,351 - You think you can hide? 756 00:31:17,434 --> 00:31:19,351 - Here, behind these children. 757 00:31:19,434 --> 00:31:20,851 ♪ ♪ 758 00:31:20,934 --> 00:31:22,225 - We know you're in here! 759 00:31:22,309 --> 00:31:24,267 - Dear Heavenly Father who art in heaven. 760 00:31:24,351 --> 00:31:26,643 - Bring it down, boys! 761 00:31:26,726 --> 00:31:29,684 - You better pray good. - Hallowed be thy name. 762 00:31:29,768 --> 00:31:31,184 Thy kingdom come. 763 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:36,225 - Thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven. 764 00:31:36,309 --> 00:31:37,517 Give us this day our daily bread 765 00:31:37,601 --> 00:31:40,100 - Hey, boys. Hey, over here. 766 00:31:40,184 --> 00:31:42,726 I see you. 767 00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:44,184 - Come on out. 768 00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:46,893 ♪ ♪ 769 00:31:46,975 --> 00:31:48,392 - Drop them bats. 770 00:31:51,975 --> 00:31:53,643 - That means you, Stretch. Drop it. 771 00:31:55,851 --> 00:31:58,559 All right, everybody. 772 00:31:58,643 --> 00:32:00,726 You line up here. Get up against them shelves. 773 00:32:00,809 --> 00:32:01,726 Down! 774 00:32:01,809 --> 00:32:03,601 - Thank God, Eli. You saved us. 775 00:32:03,684 --> 00:32:05,934 - Get them masks off, so we can take a peek at y'all. 776 00:32:06,017 --> 00:32:08,434 - Go on, take 'em off. Take 'em off, come on. 777 00:32:08,517 --> 00:32:10,142 - What were your plans tonight? 778 00:32:10,225 --> 00:32:11,684 Destroy a temple of the Lord? 779 00:32:11,768 --> 00:32:14,392 - Look at you. Just a couple of country thugs. 780 00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:16,434 Just thuggin' around, just nobodies. 781 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:17,934 All of you, every single one of you. 782 00:32:18,017 --> 00:32:19,392 Just nobodies. 783 00:32:19,476 --> 00:32:20,975 Tiffany, go flag down a cop. 784 00:32:21,059 --> 00:32:22,934 - No, we ain't gonna call the cops. 785 00:32:23,017 --> 00:32:25,893 These men are here on behalf of Johnny Seasons. 786 00:32:25,975 --> 00:32:28,601 We're gonna send 'em back to Johnny Seasons with a message. 787 00:32:28,684 --> 00:32:30,351 - Tiffany, I still don't want you here for this. 788 00:32:30,434 --> 00:32:32,934 Now go on down to the food court and get you a Cinnabon. 789 00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:35,517 - But I don't got no money. - Well, stand by the counter. 790 00:32:35,601 --> 00:32:36,851 Maybe they'll give out free samples. 791 00:32:36,934 --> 00:32:38,809 Go on, now. Go, this is man's work. 792 00:32:38,893 --> 00:32:41,476 What you lookin' at? - Strip off them clothes. 793 00:32:43,017 --> 00:32:44,100 - Pardon me? 794 00:32:44,184 --> 00:32:46,184 - You heard me, Lurch. Get naked. 795 00:32:46,267 --> 00:32:48,267 - Well now--now, hold on one second, Eli. 796 00:32:48,351 --> 00:32:50,100 Now, I don't know what you got in mind here, but-- 797 00:32:50,184 --> 00:32:51,768 - Come on, you can move faster than that. 798 00:32:51,851 --> 00:32:54,267 Them panties too. 799 00:32:54,351 --> 00:32:55,975 Lemme see bare bottoms. 800 00:32:56,059 --> 00:32:57,601 - Let's see them balls. Come on. 801 00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:00,601 - The Lord has always been on the side of the Gemstones. 802 00:33:00,684 --> 00:33:01,851 - Always. 803 00:33:01,934 --> 00:33:05,309 - Our enemies will suffer His almighty wrath. 804 00:33:05,392 --> 00:33:06,643 You understand? 805 00:33:06,726 --> 00:33:08,392 Come on. Single file. 806 00:33:08,476 --> 00:33:10,934 - Single file. - Come on, ducklings. 807 00:33:16,225 --> 00:33:19,184 Now, you boys run on home just like that. 808 00:33:19,267 --> 00:33:22,476 And tell Johnny Seasons what happened here. 809 00:33:22,559 --> 00:33:24,851 Go! 810 00:33:25,934 --> 00:33:29,309 I'm sorry I was an asshole. 811 00:33:29,392 --> 00:33:32,267 - I know you've been going through a lot. 812 00:33:32,351 --> 00:33:35,726 - I need someone I can trust to run that church. 813 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:40,643 - Okay, Eli. 814 00:33:40,726 --> 00:33:43,517 - Oh, oh, oh! Oh, my God! 815 00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:52,184 ♪ ♪ 816 00:33:52,267 --> 00:33:56,351 - ♪ Jesus loved the devil out of me ♪ 817 00:33:56,434 --> 00:34:00,851 ♪ Jesus loved the devil out of me ♪ 818 00:34:00,934 --> 00:34:02,851 ♪ When he took me by the hand ♪ 819 00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:05,517 ♪ Old Satan just gave up and ran ♪ 820 00:34:05,601 --> 00:34:09,351 ♪ Jesus loved the devil out of me ♪ 821 00:34:09,434 --> 00:34:14,017 ♪ No will to live, my future looks so cold ♪ 822 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:18,267 ♪ The devil stood there waiting for my soul ♪ 823 00:34:18,351 --> 00:34:22,434 ♪ But just before I walked into his arms ♪ 824 00:34:22,517 --> 00:34:27,100 ♪ I prayed to him, my king of kings ♪ 825 00:34:27,184 --> 00:34:29,392 ♪ He touched my hand ♪ 826 00:34:29,476 --> 00:34:33,059 ♪ And saved me from all harm ♪ 827 00:34:33,142 --> 00:34:34,392 Come on, people! 828 00:34:34,476 --> 00:34:38,559 ♪ Jesus loved the devil out of me ♪ 829 00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:42,893 ♪ Jesus loved the devil out of me ♪ 830 00:34:42,975 --> 00:34:45,225 ♪ When he took me by the hand ♪ 831 00:34:45,309 --> 00:34:47,601 ♪ Old Satan just gave up and ran ♪ 832 00:34:47,684 --> 00:34:50,601 ♪ Jesus loved the devil out of me ♪ 833 00:34:50,684 --> 00:34:52,225 Sing it again. 834 00:34:52,309 --> 00:34:55,726 ♪ Jesus loved the devil out of me ♪ 835 00:34:55,809 --> 00:35:00,893 ♪ Yes, my Jesus loved the devil out of me ♪ 836 00:35:00,975 --> 00:35:03,059 ♪ When he took me by the hand ♪ 837 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:04,309 ♪ Old Satan just... ♪ 838 00:35:08,059 --> 00:35:08,851 ♪ ♪ 839 00:35:08,934 --> 00:35:09,893 Hey, Keith. 840 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:12,643 What's up, Keith? 841 00:35:12,851 --> 00:35:15,684 Come to sink in with us, bro? 842 00:35:16,643 --> 00:35:17,601 Keith, no. 843 00:35:17,684 --> 00:35:18,809 -Oh. -That was close. 844 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:19,893 Yeah, it was. 845 00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:23,476 Kelvin here specializes in youth ministry. 846 00:35:23,684 --> 00:35:25,768 Is there anyway you could sit down with our daughter? 847 00:35:25,851 --> 00:35:28,100 -Hey! How old are you? -How old are you, bitch? 848 00:35:28,184 --> 00:35:29,100 -40? -No. 849 00:35:29,351 --> 00:35:30,267 40-year-old virgin. 850 00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:32,517 So what? I made a celibacy promise, big whoop. 851 00:35:35,017 --> 00:35:36,643 Recently I broke into my husband's email. 852 00:35:37,017 --> 00:35:40,142 - Say what? - She broke into Chad's Yahoo. 853 00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:41,267 Good lord, that is wicked. 854 00:35:41,351 --> 00:35:42,559 Some of the ladies thought 855 00:35:42,643 --> 00:35:43,726 they may have been hacks. 856 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:46,392 Stuff about prostitutes, and ATL? 857 00:35:46,476 --> 00:35:47,643 Whatever that is. 858 00:35:47,726 --> 00:35:49,601 ♪ ♪ 63291

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