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I am armed...

With a...
With a big gun.

(FLICKS SWITCH ON)

Oh, my God, Michael!

God.

(CHUCKLES)

At least do it with a little authority.

Someone's going
to think I raised a pussy.

Oh, you scared
the crap out of me.

How did you get here?

I live
in a nursing home, not a prison.

They have
a shuttle service

and a very muscular driver
named Donald.

Grammy, I'm making
a lot of money right now.

I could have sent
a car for you.

Then, I wouldn't have gotten to see
a very muscular driver named Donald.

Why didn't you call?
I could have been here.

Oh, my God.

Our dinner.
(SIGHS)

I have been working so hard,
I forgot what day it is.

(SIGHS)

That used to
happen to Dad.

That's what happens when you care
about your job.

(SIGHS)

And don't give a rat's ass about
your grandmother.

Well, yeah, that is why
I put you in the home.

JESSICA:
Good morning, everyone.

Before we get down to business,
I would like to offer

a big welcome back
to Daniel Hardman.

Thank you.

JESSICA: We're thrilled
to have you home. Now, moving on...

DANIEL: I'm sorry, Jessica. Before you
do that, I want to say one thing.

While I am delighted
to be back,

I want to be clear.
Nothing's changing.

Jessica is still
the head of this firm.

I'm here in
a number two capacity.

Just think of me like
a seasoned advisor.

Like Bill to Hillary
if she'd won.

(PARTNERS LAUGH)

Thank you, Daniel.
Moving on.

Prescott Hospital's negotiation
with their nurses' union.

No one wants a strike.

I'm going to need
someone who's going to bring this home.

- Therefore...
- Not to jump in here too quick,

but I did bring Prescott
into the firm. I'm your man.

What I was going
to say is I brought Harvey up to speed

on this last night.

- He's got it covered.
- Been prepping all morning.

Really?
The whole morning?

- I learn fast.
- Maybe I could still help.

- Mind if I take a look?
- Later.

Jessica likes
to keep these meetings headlines only.

- I'll swing by your office.
- Sounds like a plan.

Next order of business.

HARVEY: Nurses' strike
assigned to me last night?

Goddamn Daniel.

Picked up right
where he left off.

Trying to cut
my legs out.

- Why are you grinning?
- I'm just glad to have someone

in the room
who pisses you off more than I do.

You know why
I picked you, right?

Because you knew
I'd roll with your lie.

Because you need
a chance to get out of the doghouse.

I got your tea service
for you.

You think that's going
to cut it?

- What do you want me to do?
- Put him in his place.

Argh!
It's a can opener. What?

HARVEY:
Paying for your sins of last night?

(GROANS)

- I wish you hadn't said that.
- Why not?

'Cause I spent the night
with my grandmother.

Is she hot?

- What is wrong with you?
- You started it.

I most certainly
did not.

Prescott Hospital.

I need a complete summary of their
nurses' union negotiation.

From whom?

Rachel?
No. No, it's too soon. I...

I broke it off
before we even started. No.

Tell her about
the exciting night

you spent with
your grandmother.

Trust me. She'll realize
she dodged a bullet.

Oh. And I need four bullshit
pro bono cases right now.

I don't have
any pro bono files.

I'm a corporate lawyer.
That's what we do here.

I do it
on my own time.

DONNA:
Thanks, Rachel.

Wait a minute.

Why are you asking me
for case files?

I'm not allowed to say.

Harvey asked Mike
and he was too afraid?

Like a baby girl.

- You okay?
- No.

But I am too busy to do anything
other than throw myself

into this stack
of work, anyhow.

Well...

As long as you're making
healthy choices.

Yeah.

Make yourself at home.

You know, I can see myself
in this thing.

I would find that really
distracting, of course.

DANIEL:
I'm swooning.

I thought the plan was to meet
in your office.

I thought I'd save us
some time.

This is a child custody
dispute.

Little Lenny.
So sad.

You need props
to make your point?

You said you've changed.

Why don't you prove it
by doing some good?

Harvey, I have changed.

But I don't have to prove
anything to you.

Not as long as
you sit in this office

and pretend
to practice law.

But when you stick
your nose in my cases,

that's another story.

If you haven't noticed,
my name is on the door.

They're all my cases.

The name of this firm
is Pearson Hardman.

You said it yourself,
you're number two.

I answer to number one.

Well, no matter
who you answer to,

one way or another,

you will learn
to treat me with respect.

Fine.

I respect you,
but I don't work for you.

And I sure as hell
don't work with you.

Pick up the phone.
Little Lenny deserves the best.

See the money, wanna stay
for your meal

Get another piece of pie
for your wife

Everybody wanna know
how it feel

Everybody wanna see
what it's like

I'll even eat a bean pie
I don't mind

Me and missy is so early

Busy, busy making money

All right!

All step back
I'm 'bout to dance

The greenback boogie

You know the head
of the nurses' union

isn't a lawyer,
but a nurse, right?

What's your point?

What if you get schooled
by a hot nurse?

What are you, 12?

What, you can talk about
my grandmother,

- but I can't make a nurse joke?
- Yup.

Actually, I was 12 when I had my first
caregiver fantasy.

Let me guess.
Nurse Ratched.

Say what you will. She had a kind
of stocky hotness.

Listen, our goal is to reach
a fair agreement

between a hospital
and its nurses.

There are no winners.

Did you have a stroke?
There's always a winner.

Of course
there's a winner.

Just needed to make sure

you were ready
to stick it to the nurses.

Don't say it.

Ah.
Negotiator number five.

Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss.

Jameson was
our last negotiator. Trust me.

I'm not Jameson.

That's what he said about
the one before him.

You're all
the same to me.

I'm over here,
you're over here.

Well, let's see
if we can't...

You're going to
have to buy me dinner first.

I can do better.

You're expecting me
to offer you this.

You're willing
to settle on this.

You're praying for this. Well, your
prayers have been answered.

And I'll even buy you
breakfast in the morning.

Not so fast, blondie.

Prescott Hospitals
is hurting as much as anyone else.

You push any harder,

they're going to go
out of business, and nobody wins.

This is the best
you're going to do.

And it's a deal
you're ready to take.

We were ready.

But what about the new account
you funded yesterday?

Yeah, that's right.
I know about it.

This isn't
my first rodeo.

Then you also know that
money's off the table.

Money's fungible.
Everything's on the table.

I'm sorry,

but that account
was funded by donors specifically

for the development
of new robotics for surgery.

I used to change bedpans
for a living, Junior.

I know what bullshit
smells like.

This isn't bullshit.

Even if Prescott wanted
to give that money to the nurses,

they couldn't, legally.

So, they're willing
to raise money

for equipment
but not nurses?

I get it.

Nurses are sexy,
but nurses aren't sexy.

Well, you need to find
a way to get us access to that money,

- or we don't have a deal.
- That's not going to happen.

Well, then we're done.

You leave this table,
it means only one thing.

I know exactly
what it means.

We have a fully-funded strike fund,
and we're going to use it.

We reject your proposal.

Reminder. Ask Harold
to dye his hair.

Orange is the color
of a clown.

No, strike that.
Harold is a clown.

Annual survey
of associates came out.

Pearson Hardman ranked second to last
in quality of life.

Who beat us?

Louis, I know you
take great pride

in making
the associates' lives miserable...

Well, I did until the survey said that
I was second best at it.

You're missing the point.

Harvard wants to rescind
our on-campus recruiting privileges.

What?

Well, wait.
Pearson Hardman is Harvard.

Harvard
is Pearson Hardman.

One can't survive
without the other.

All right. There's no need
for histrionics just yet.

Histrionics?

This is the gravest day
I've ever known.

Jessica,
let me handle this.

Why do you think
I'm here?

Screw you.

Mine likes
to be scolded, too.

I keep getting
these dating site pop-ups.

It's like my computer's
accusing me of being single.

Do you know
why it's doing that?

- My mother's in there?
- Did you search for a dating site?

- No.
- When?

Last week.

You, me, happy hour,
Harvey's corporate card.

Are you crazy?

You want to leave
the office at 5:00?

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Happy hour starts at 4:00.

(GIGGLES)

MIKE:
It's a bad idea.

You're never going to get an injunction
to stop the strike outright.

You read that in a book,
or is that what

your five minutes
practicing law have to say?

Not a book,
but every labor decision

from the last 10 years.

But I'm telling you,
it's a safer bet

arguing for the temporary
restraining order.

First of all,
a TRO delays a strike,

an injunction stops it,
and I want to stop it.

Second of all,

never use that phrase,
"safer bet" with me again.

- Safer bet.
- You know what?

You don't
deserve the privilege of seeing me win.

But...

I've gathered you
all here to ask you

just one simple question.

Do any of you
have the desire

to strip down
and exchange underwear with each other?

Any takers?

No?

Well, of course not
because you don't want

to air your dirty laundry
in public, right?

But evidently,
you did.

And while I'm personally
proud of the fact

that you're all unhappy,
Harvard is not.

So, I've invited a representative
from the law school

to see firsthand how joyful you all are
under my tutelage.

So, you want us to lie?

No.

I want you to
convince this woman

that Pearson Hardman
makes you shit rainbows.

- Is that clear?
- Yeah.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

Okay-

Anyone else have
any other stupid questions?

That figures.

What are you
doing here?

I'm here on behalf
of Pearson Hardman.

As much as I appreciate a fan club,
this hearing starts in five minutes,

which means you've got four minutes
to get out of here.

JUDGE STEINER: Daniel.

I'm prepared to rule
on your motion.

What do you think
it's going to be?

- TRO granted.
- Finally, you rule one for me.

Don't give me any grief about
the Feinberg suit.

Your precedents sucked.

This one's legit.

It's good to
have you back, Daniel.

Thank you for moving me up
on the docket, Judge.

What the hell was that?

I believe
it was a victory.

Hey, you don't
reschedule my hearings.

Were you in there?

'Cause I do.

The truth is,
you should be thanking me.

Oh, would you like me
to thank your face with my fist?

If you had consulted
with me first,

like I offered,
I could have told you

Garvin Steiner was never going to
grant an injunction.

Not when his Wednesday golf buddy
shows up and hijacks the courtroom.

Say what you will.
I know the man.

0% chance he gives you
what you want.

Daniel,
maybe you don't know

how it works these days.

When I'm on a case,

the only thing
there's 0% chance of is me losing.

Harvey,
I said I've changed.

Don't mistake
that change for weakness.

I told you,
my name's on the door.

Didn't get there by me taking shit
from the likes of you.

You want to work together on this,
I'm open to it.

You don't,

this is how
it's going to be.

MIKE: So let me
get this straight.

The judge ruled
against your idea,

so you went
with my idea?

Not exactly.
Hardman got the TRO.

(LAUGHS)
Okay, so you told me I was wrong,

and yet, I had the same idea
as a managing partner.

That's funny. That kind of makes me
wonder what else

- you've been wrong about.
- Hiring you?

Daniel and I wouldn't
concur with that.

Hey, handsome.

Your bearded buddy
was already here.

You can shut us down for 48 hours,
but we can still prepare to strike.

Actually, I came over
to extend an olive branch.

Why don't you go ahead and start
your strike right now?

You looked into our finances,
I looked into yours.

Your strike fund
has enough to last a week.

We're not even going to have a meeting
about it for a month.

We know what
we're getting into.

- We're prepared.
- Well, prepare yourself for this.

Our last offer's
off the table.

The new offer is the one
we gave you before that.

And every day you strike,

it's going to keep
getting worse.

Harvey, you do realize
you just littered, right?

They can pick it up.
They're not working.

It'll give them
a sense of purpose.

Wow.

You don't think you're being
a little harsh?

I just put an end to a situation
our client can't afford

and those nurses
can't, either.

Trust me,
they'll cave.

(ASSOCIATES TALKING
INDISTINCTLY)

Everyone.

I would like you to meet

Ms. Sheila Zass from
our beloved Harvard Law.

While I appreciate
the introduction,

I would have
appreciated even more

a little discretion.

I'm here to make an assessment, which
would have been aided by anonymity.

- Fly. Wall.
- Loud and clear.

And by the way,
it's Sazs. S-A-Z-S.

Yeah, that's what I said.
Sheila Zass.

(SIGHS)
Never mind.

- Do you see what I see?
- There's two of them.

I think Louis is attracted
to female Louis.

Do you think that if they touch,
the world would cease to exist?

I don't want to think
about them touching.

There's my favorite
litigation girl.

Olivia, what's up?
James, Gordon Brief,

I'm just going to say,
it was a gift to the law.

See, this is what
I like to do, basically.

I like to, uh, you know, sit here
once a week, make myself accessible,

and get to know the troops
on a, you know, personal level.

Mmm-hmm. And what has
that process yielded?

(CLICKS TONGUE)

- Well, Harold has a mother...
- Aunt.

...who tragically, uh,
died of heart disease.

Cancer.

- We're all with him.
- Mmm. I think I've seen enough.

Clearly, you don't know
that person very well.

So, unless you want to find yourself
recruiting from SUNY Binghamton,

you'll treat me with
a little more respect.

Wow, you really
cut me to the quick.

Yes, I do not know him
on a personal level, thank God.

But I don't think
that's relevant.

I have 20 underlings.

I don't know
a single person's last name.

God, I admire you.

What do you need
from us to keep our privileges?

What do you
think I need?

To talk to each one of them
individually.

- Bingo.
- Pick a man.

That one.

Ooh.

What the hell
is wrong with you?

People say
I'm emotionally unavailable.

I got us 48 hours,
and you threw it away.

No. You gave them
two days to negotiate

with the threat
of a strike hanging over our heads.

I took the only bullet they had
out of the chamber.

And now, that bullet
is headed right at us.

They have an offer in front of them,
and they're going to sign it.

- You don't know that.
- Yes, I do.

Well, you better be right

because if either one of us picks up the
phone right now,

we'll be the ones
who've caved.

Then we might as well tell them
they can have everything.

Finally,
we're on the same page.

- Welcome to the team.
- We're not on the same page.

You backed us
into a corner.

I didn't do shit.

Nell Sawyer put us
in that position.

I gave her the best offer
we could afford.

And if this strike drags on,
Prescott goes down.

And none of us
can afford that.

This strike never
would have happened

in the first place if
I had gotten an injunction

instead of the TRO.

By the way,
that piece of genius,

same idea
my associate had.

Kid's smart,
but he's never been around the block.

You have.
Stop thinking like a rookie.

Okay, let me guess.

The reason
that you haven't signed up yet

is that you want me
to help you

take some sexy pictures
for your profile.

You're hoping that one thing leads
to another, and...

Bow-chicka-bow-wow

(CHUCKLES) No.

The reason I haven't
signed up yet

is because they have you
fill out this form,

and it asks you to write down
who you are.

And who I am
is a paralegal.

Rachel, I am a legal secretary,
and I am proud of it.

But when somebody
asks me who I am,

that is not the first thing
that comes to mind.

Yeah, but I don't
have anything else, you know?

I kidded myself
about becoming a lawyer,

and I kidded myself
about Mike.

So, the truth is I am just
a lonely paralegal.

And that's a tough thing
to write down.

Well, you're not
a lonely paralegal tonight.

- We're lawyers.
- Pearson Hardman.

I'm Harriet Specter,
and this is my associate.

Michelle Ross. I've got
a photographic memory.

Pretty much
a legal superhero.

I'm a closer.

I'm the best goddamn closer
this town has ever seen.

What are you
looking at?

I can recite
the constitution

forwards, backwards,
and sideways

'cause I read it once
when I was seven.

I don't buy it.
Recite it right now.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

I'm a flame thrower.

- Surgeon.
- Acrobat.

Professor...
Of law.

I'm a rabbi.
(CLEARS THROAT)

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

RACHEL: Oh, my God.
What the helldid you order?

(SIGHS)

(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

Uh, you wanted to see me,
Mr. Hardman?

Please,
call me Daniel.

Sit down.

(MIKE CLEARS THROAT)

First of all, I want to tell you
Harvey speaks very highly of you.

- He does?
- Well, it's Harvey.

So, you have to read
between the lines.

What did he say? That I'm...
I'm not a complete idiot?

(SNICKERS)
Something like that.

(CHUCKLES)

He also told me that you and I

had the same idea
to go after a TRO.

He told me that, too.

Why did you think
it was the right move?

It put a clock
on the negotiations

and kept both sides
at the table.

I thought so, too.

But whether
I agreed with him

at the time or not,
I'm not going against him now.

But he and I do agree
on this point.

His decision
puts us in a bit of a pickle.

Because we can't
go back to Ms. Sawyer

and ask exactly what she needs
to close the deal.

Harvey and I can't.

But I can.

So you are smart.

(SNICKERS)

I'm afraid so.

You'll have
to forgive me

for not completely trusting
Harvey's assessment,

but I needed to make sure that our back
channel negotiator was up to the task.

That's why
he's not here.

Coach doesn't let Dad
come to the tryouts.

(CHUCKLES)

What do you
need me to do?

They sent you?

Which means
they're not serious about talking.

Ms. Sawyer, please.
Listen to me.

You are on strike,
and they are never going to flinch.

So, what harm is there
in talking to me?

Why should I trust you?

Well, that's why I wanted you
to meet me here.

This is my grandmother,
Edith Ross.

Hello.

A proud resident

of a Prescott nursing home.

This is not just
another case for me.

Yeah, and he didn't
just stick me

in here last night
to make that point.

He locked me
in here months ago.

- Grammy.
- Now, easy, Michael.

I'm helping you
out here.

(CHUCKLING)
By the way,

uh, you're a bit of a hero
to my favorite nurse. (LAUGHS)

Really? (CHUCKLES)
Well, that's nice to hear.

He never shuts up about you.
I can't take one pill in peace.

Edith, I'm glad

you brought up
the topic of pills

because I need
to give your grandson a little lesson.

- You mind?
- No.

Let's see here.

Plavix, Zestril,

Hygroton, Atenolol.

You know what happens
when they're not kept straight?

Not good.

Who do you think
does that? Doctors?

Nurses.

Imagine your
grandmother's nurse

just finished
a 15-hour shift.

She needs her medicine
in exactly two hours.

We're understaffed.

That nurse
is going to stay.

He won't even sign a time card for it
because he won't get paid.

But if his name
shows up on this chart,

he stayed.

Happens every day.
You ask me what I want?

I want enough money
so it never happens again.

That one's a dud.

- You have no idea.
- Mmm.

Ms. Sazs.

- Mr. Li“.
- Louis.

- Sheila.
- I feel as though I'm talking to a...

Kindred spirit?

- Yes.
- I know.

Me, too.

Level with me.

I'll be
brutally honest.

- That's the only language I speak.
- I'm going to allow you to maintain

your recruiting privileges because of
the man I believe you to be.

Then, I believe myself
to be that same man.

But you've got
bigger problems.

Your associates
don't respect you.

They think you don't work
as hard as they do.

- What?
- They think you make them do your work.

You realize
I'm only telling you this

because I think
that they're wrong.

They are wrong.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

- I did it.
- Did what?

You and Daniel
are going to be so proud of me.

Why don't you let me
be the judge of that?

Judge all you want. Judge away,
because I saw Nell on my own,

even used
my grandmother... Not used.

She was on board with it...
That's weird.

Maintaining your integrity.
I like it. Continue.

So, it turns out

that the nurses
are consistently staying late

to give the patients
the right meds

even though they're not
being paid for it.

And you bought that?

Yeah, I bought that.

Because I checked
my grandmother's chart.

If it's true for her,
it's true for others.

Oh, you didn't
let me finish.

Turns out,
that all they want is enough staff

so that nobody ever
has to work

more than
a 15-hour shift again.

And how much is
that going to cost?

10% of the new
equipment fund. Nailed it.

So, all we need
to do is find

a legal way to get
at that money.

Yeah. So, do you
want me to go

tell Daniel how proud
you are of me,

or do we do that
together later?

Have, like,
a group thing?

I'll give him
the good news.

Wash all you want.
The lies aren't coming off.

I told you I've changed.
I didn't say I became a nun.

You lied
to my associate.

I never specifically said anything
that wasn't true.

- People hear what they want to hear.
- You deceived your own.

You never lied
to anyone else here?

Jessica,
the other partners, me?

- Not since you've been back.
- Really?

When did Jessica
assign you this case?

You lied to me.

But I didn't come to the bathroom
and cry about it.

No, you sent my associate to go crying
to the other side.

So, he got us
a final number.

He got a number, but it's not
going to be final.

We offer them
$10 million,

the next day, it's going to be
$15 million.

We needed to hold strong
to get them to close.

Says your gut, and I don't practice law
based on your gut.

My gut didn't burn through five
negotiators. Nell Sawyer did.

- So, you think we should never budge.
- I know we should never budge,

but you screwed that when you sent Mike
to tell them we would.

Congratulations, Daniel.
We may be a couple of liars,

but only one of us is
going to be responsible

when this whole thing
goes to shit.

You wanted
to see me?

We'll get going
in a minute.

Once I start,
I have to finish.

I've always hated
these things.

Filthy habit.

My daughter was 15.
I caught her smoking,

and I hit the roof.

Mmm-

But then,
my wife got sick.

(SIGHS)

And when the cancer
got to her lungs,

once a week,
we would share a cigarette.

Give it the finger.

(SNICKERS)

Monday nights at 9:00.

I can't stop.

I don't want to stop.

Uh, we should really
figure out a way

to get at
this equipment fund.

It's going to be
a long night.

That's okay.

I don't really have
much of a social life.

Me, either.

Barbaric.

(SIGHS)
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

Norma, um, the Scofield subpoena is
missing an entire class of subcontracts.

Please amend it
to include anything after 2010.

Oh, and send Sheila
a basket of flowers.

Thank-you flowers,
not romantic flowers.

Let things take
their natural course.

Can't you just
keep a diary

like every other
12-year-old girl?

Not tonight,
Harvey.

Just go home.

- What's going on?
- Nothing.

I'm just catching up
on some work.

In the bullpen?

Apparently, the associates don't believe
that I work as hard as they do.

What?

Louis, anyone
who doesn't think

you're the hardest-working
lawyer at this firm is an idiot.

You may be a dick, but as far as
I'm concerned,

- the associates have it pretty good.
- Thank you, Harvey.

Dick part aside.

Remember when
we were in here?

- What we had to deal with?
- Like it was yesterday.

I can still hear Hardman
reaming me out

- for losing that Dunridge file.
- You were sitting right here.

I was so scared.

I thought I'd be fired
right on the spot.

- I hid it.
- I knew it! I knew it!

I had to work 48 hours straight
just to recreate it.

Yeah, but we killed it
at trial.

Yeah, if that
happened now,

- I wouldn't hear the end of it.
- I know.

God forbid they have to pull
one all-nighter,

let alone two.

It's like they think
there's this law

against working
more than 20 hours a day.

Well, there isn't.
Prima donnas.

I should fire them all right now
and start from scratch.

Louis,

I'm only going to say this once,
so you better enjoy it.

You're the man.

(AUDIO REWINDING)

HARVEY ON RECORDER:
You're the man.

BEEP)
You're the man.

(REWINDING)

Harvey, did you say
somebody's the man?

(BEEP) HARVEY ON RECORDER:
You're the man.

Thanks.
Appreciate it.

(REWINDING)
Who's the man?

HARVEY ON RECORDER:
You're the man.

You know it.

(REWINDING)
What did you say?

HARVEY ON RECORDER:
You're the man.

Damn straight.

What are you doing?

Oh, uh, God.

I'm sorry. This...
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) This looks awful.

I'm working
with Hardman.

He needed a file,
and I...

Why didn't you
just send Donna?

Okay.
I deserve that.

(SIGHS)

Rachel, I swear,
I didn't mean to...

Oh, don't look at me
like that.

It's not porn.
It's match.com.

- So, you're, uh...
- Yeah.

- I am.
- That's good.

- It is.
- I think it's, uh, good.

Yeah, me, too.

Except that
I have been working

on this essay
for the past three days,

and this is
all I've got.

- It's blank.
- I know.

(CHUCKLES)

Okay, how about you start with
something like this?

"I work at the top firm
in Manhattan."

- Yeah. See, that's not really...
- "I have an office,

"which is unheard of
for a paralegal.

- "That shows how much they value me."
- Just. Just hold on.

(TYPING)

(MIKE CHUCKLES)

Okay, more.

(CHUCKLES)

"I'm passionate.

(RACHEL TYPING)

"Funny, tenacious.

- "Courageous."
- Any more adjectives?

"Super-cali-fragil-istic-
expi-ali-docious.

"I'm incredibly smart,
sometimes aggressively so."

You... You realize this is supposed to
make me sound good, right?

Why don't you
let me finish?

I'I'm at!'

"I'm also a kind person.

"And I want someone who notices
the little things, like...

"Like the fact
that I'm a foodie,

"and I love to share that
with other people.

"Or that when, uh...
When someone pays me a compliment,

"I can't even
look them in the eye,

"or the fact that my parents
are obviously loaded,

"but I'm still determined
to make it on my own."

I'm not going
to type that last part.

(CHUCKLES)

Hey, it doesn't matter.

You're still going to be beating
them away with a stick.

Well, yeah, because you write such a...
Such a good essay.

No, I mean, after you post
a picture here.

Barbinger file, done.

Scofield subpoena, done.

Johnson strategy, written.

Every single one
of your assignments

was completed
by me last night.

What else do we
have left to do?

- Uh, filing?
- Filing.

- Doc review, spell check.
- Grunt work?

Yes, grunt work.
Because that's your job.

Let it be known that I can do
your work faster

and better than any one of you without
shedding a tear

or breaking a sweat,

but I don't because writing briefs
and recommending arguments

is how you learn.

You go out
to any other firm right now

at this stage of your career,
you won't have this opportunity.

If you don't believe me,
I will write you

the best recommendation
you have ever seen,

and you can find out
for yourself.

Go ahead.

Any takers?

That's what I thought.

Now, I have
10 new cases here.

Who wants in?

(INDISTINCT MURMURS)

What are you guys waiting for?
Come and get them.

(ASSOCIATES TALKING
INDISTINCTLY)

Excellent work
last night, Mike.

Thanks.

Whoa, you didn't tell me
you were bringing her in.

Who do you think
the proposal was for?

Does Harvey
even know about this meeting?

As a matter of fact,
I do.

- What's this?
- It's a pink slip.

Fifty pink slips,
in fact.

- For 50 nurses.
- Excuse me?

It's come to my attention these nurses
have been working

past their 15-hour shift.

And they don't put it
on their time card,

but they still
sign charts,

which happens
to release them

from the protection
of federal labor law.

You're bluffing.

I found these 50
in one night.

How many do you think
I'll find in a week?

There's a way
out of this.

Sign the contract.

Your grandmother
would be proud.

You have until
the end of the day.

- Harvey!
- Let me guess. You're upset.

I got you that information
through my grandmother.

Your idea, not mine.

(SIGHS) Look, I know
you might have been hatched in a pod,

but family actually means
something to me.

And I gave you that information
to help the nurses,

not strong-arm them.

Were you okay with the first deal
we presented to Nell?

- That is not the point.
- That's exactly the point.

Because this is a contract that
our client can actually afford.

- Harvey.
- Enough.

You think I was joking when I asked
if you were ready

to stick it to the nurses?
I wasn't.

I know you don't like
this part of the job,

but it's part
of the job.

If Prescott gives in
to their demands,

they go out of business,
the nurses get nothing.

It's a win-win.

That's bullshit.

It's a win because
you beat Daniel.

(LAUGHS) I mean,
I work with him,

I work with you, I work with him...
It doesn't take a genius

to figure out that
you're playing each other,

and you're using me
to do it.

You know what?
I get that something is going on

between the two of you,
but I don't want to be caught

in the middle of it
ever again.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Grammy, if that's you,
I swear to God,

I'm going to have
the locks changed.

Rachel.

You hurt me.

- I'm sorry.
- No.

All those nice things
you said,

those are the kind of things
you say when you...

Look, if you feel
those things about me,

why can't you
be with me?

I told you. You know, it's...
It's work, and...

And that guy.

It's everything,
you know?

I just... I don't think
it would work.

I think it would be
a mistake.

Yeah, you know what?
You did say that.

And it's a lot of bullshit
because the Mike that I know

and the Mike that I fell for,
he wouldn't do this.

And if all of your feelings
are still there,

then it only points
to one thing.

And it's that you're keeping
something from me.

I don't want
to lie to you.

Then don't.

Please, just...

Just tell me
what it is.

I thought so.

- Rachel...
- I'm done.

Rachel.
Rachel, wait!

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Rachel, stop.
Please, let me explain.

- How?
- Look, I want to tell you.

- Then tell me.
- I can't.

Why? I mean, what could it
possibly be?

You're...
You're married?

- You're some kind of spy?
- No, you don't understand.

Look, once I tell you,
I can never take it back.

This is my everything.

I can't.

Did you have fun?

I wouldn't say fun.

You celebrating winning
the case or beating me?

Two for the price
of one.

Jessica loves
a bargain.

- You here for another round?
- No.

I'm not here
to start a fight.

I'm here to
apologize for one.

The partner meeting...
You were welcoming me back.

But I saw you sitting there
in my old chair,

and I just...

I'm sorry.

His words sound good.

Only one problem.

You were starting stuff
before you even got here.

Gifts to everyone,
digging into cases,

- constructing a new office.
- That was all part of coming back.

Not furnishing it
with my tea set.

That's what
this is about?

Don't you remember
where you got that tea set?

Alicia gave it to you.

I took it because
I missed her.

I'm sorry.
(STUTTERS)

I thought you would
understand that.

. HEY-
. HEY-

I need a copy of the final agreement
the nurses signed.

Yup, got it right here.

Thank you.

You look different.

New clothes.
Hair like that.

You have a date.

Good night, Donna.

Good night, Rachel.

Mind if I come in?

Uh, truth be told, I was taking off
for the afternoon.

Late night?

- Nothing I can't handle.
- I believe it.

I heard your speech
to the associates.

And I just wanted to tell you how
impressed I was.

Thank you.

I always knew you were the right man
for the job,

so it feels good
to see it in action.

- Something wrong?
- No.

Louis.

If you really
heard me in there,

you'd know that I give them the chance
to rise to the occasion.

And I just wish
every once in a while,

you might maybe
do the same for me.

You wanted
to see me?

Yeah, Mike.
Sit down.

I wanted to tell you a story that I
should have told you

the day Daniel
came back.

When Jessica and I
found out

that Daniel was
embezzling from clients,

we confronted him.

He broke down.

He said
his wife had cancer,

and he needed the money to try
and save her life.

Turns out,
he needed the money

to support his mistress.

Now, he's saying
he's different.

But a man
who would do that

is a man I find
very difficult to trust.

Do you trust me?

That's why
I wanted you to know.

Is this
your first time?

No. I'm just, um...

Trying to forget
about the other times.

Start fresh.

Look, I don't mean
to be rude.

I just really want
to concentrate.

PROCTOR: You have three hours
to complete the exam.

Good luck.
Your time starts now.

(BEEP)

Three times
in one week.

I might have to write you back
into my will.

(SNICKERS)

What's wrong?

(SNIFFS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Plavix...

Stuck in my head,
so I looked it up.

Something that you take
when you have a heart problem.

Michael,
I'm 82 years old.

I have
an everything problem.

Why didn't you
tell me?

That getting old sucks?

You'll find out.

And I don't tell you
every little thing

because I don't
want you to worry.

And if you
looked it up,

you'd know that it's...
It's for preventive purposes.

Did you read that part?

Yeah, I kind of panicked

when I got
to the heart problem part.

(SIGHS) I hope you do a more
thorough job at work.

Okay, I make
the trip down here

to express some serious concern,
and you mock me?

With love.

(SNICKERS)

Okay-

Enough of your stupid
health problems,

let's get down to business,
deal with some of my real ones.

You're young.
You don't have any real problems.

Wrong. I am making way
too much money,

and I don't
have a girlfriend to spend it on.

I know
a few single ladies.

Really?

I can't go older than 70, though.
It's a ground rule.