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Episode 1

Young-Koo!

Who are you?

Let go!

Who are you?

Do you know why handcuffs don't work?

Because of punks like you!

I didn't make the handcuffs!

Shut up!

Let go!

You shouldn't have grown your hair so long!

That's not a real gun, is it?

It's a real gun!

Detectives don't carry guns these days!

What do you know about Korean police officers?

Drop the knife!

I'm going to count to three.

One,

Two...

It's a gas pistol!

Why don't you get a real gun?

Do you want me to buy you one?

Give it back.

So, are you going to shoot?

No, I won't, punk! Just give it back!

I don't want to.

Give it back!

I'm not giving it back.

Are you really not giving it back?

That's right! I'm not giving it back.

Then sell it.

What?

Do you know how much that cost?

It's worth a month's rent!

It was so ridiculous!

They were cursing each other!

What'd he look like?

Well, he had long hair that looked as if

it hadn't been washed for a while!

Hey!

Nice, cell phone!

Is this funny?

Yes

I've read up to the third volume,

but she's on the seventh!

I'm curious to see

if Ukada will choose Kyoko or Hukada.

Kyoko.

What?

She's going to choose Kyoko.

Did I ask you?

You said you were curious.

Look how sassy she is!

You said, you were curious.

She's really sassy!

Hey! Open her bag!

Looking at me like that will only hurt your eyes.

Hey, Elephant Girl!

What?

Why you...

Come on!

No, that's not what happened.

I'll explain the whole thing to the captain.

I'm almost there.

This is humiliating.

Break it up!

What?

What did you say?

I asked if you started the fight!

That's right, she started it!

You started it first! And you went through my bag!

No! She called me Elephant Girl and started the fight.

What's an Elephant Girl?

A girl with a big face.

You do have a big face.

Shut up!

Keep your voice down!

Where do you think you are?

You should stay out of this!

You shouldn't get involved in a girl's fight.

You lost your gas pistol to the suspect!

And then you had to buy it back!

The only people who should use profanity

are suspects and the detectives trying to catch those punks.

You're only seventeen.

At your age, you shouldn't use such filthy words.

I'm old enough to swear!

There's no talking to her.

Officer Kim!

Fill out a report

I didn't do anything!

They're the ones who slapped me and took my bag!

Why did you make her cry?

You have to listen to both sides of the story

before you acuse her of anything.

Who's that kid?

He's an ice hockey player.

He hit another player with the hockey stick

The victim suffered broken bones in his face.

He started it!

Hey, hey, hey!

Be quiet!

You're a bad police officer!

Yes, I'm a bad police officer.

You're not a good cop.

That's right, I'm not a good cop.

Then you should resign!

You just admitted that you're not a good cop!

My sister pays taxes and so do I when I buy stuff!

And tax money pays your salary!

I don't want to pay cops like you!

You really are impossible.

You'd better be quiet until the report is complete.

Stop annoying everyone here.

Officer Kim!

Do a background check.

She's probably not new at this.

You think seventeen is old enough?

Wow, how could you survive this rough world for seventeen years?

I'm not as knowledgeable about the world as you.

So try to be understanding.

Ok?

It hurts, doesn't it?

I'm bleeding!

Let me take a look.

Are you finished?

Kim So-Jung, Yoon Sara.

Yoon Sara?

Is that your real name?

That's too pretty a name for a girl like you.

Your face isn't that big.

It's just a little wider than normal.

Don't laugh. Yours is bigger!

I'm going to let you go this time because you're students.

If you do this again, I won't let you off so easy!

Thank you!

Officer Kim.

When you're finished, make her write a letter of apology.

See you.

See you later.

Goodbye

What's your name?

What's your name?

Me? I'm Cha Sung-Joon, and you?

Why should I tell a stranger my name?

You don't have to.

I don't want to.

But thanks for sticking up for me.

Yes, police station.

Yes.

Mr. Cha Sung-Joon?

Yes.

Yes, I understand.

That girl sure seems like a troublemaker.

Did you take a dump?

What way is that for a girl to talk?

Then how else do you want me to say it?

Was it liquid or a solid?

I did take a dump, So what?

Is there any paper inside?

Yes there is!

Bye, Mr. Cop.

She's scary.

Sir, I'm back.

Do you know why I brought you here?

Your name came up the most on the reports,

so I thought you could do a good job here.

So why haven't you met my expectations?

The handcuffs were...

No, the problem was that he grabbed you by the hair wasn't it?

Do you know why we keep our hair short?

Are you going to cut it or not?

Sir, how could I capture the suspect without any weapons?

Either you allow me to carry weapons

or provide me with real ones.

How could I capture him?

You could have.

Do you know why?

Because we are Korean Police Officers

No matter how good he is, you could've captured him

if you were determined

Show me your determination by cutting your hair.

I'm determined, but I can't cut it off.

Why can't you cut it?

It's a secret.

What!?!

Don't look back!

Put your hands up!

Don't look back!

I don't want to eat alone. Have some.

Yon-Wook's waiting for me.

I should eat with her.

I told you that you didn't have to come.

You should go.

I'll leave when you're done eating.

Then I'll eat fast.

It's really nice to see you.

Do you know why I'm marrying you?

Because I'm cool and tough!

Because you have nice eyelashes.

You don't like to hear that?

Yon-Jung, I'm so moved.

I don't think there's any man who hears that

from his woman.

Then I'll make sure to tell you everyday.

But pick a different body part each day.

We'd better go.

Try this on.

Yon-Wook likes that sort of look, so wear it tomorrow.

This is what she likes?

She and I have the same style.

What if she and I get along so well.

That we leave you out?

It fits perfectly!

Did you lose something?

No, nothing.

Officer Kim

This is Detective Han.

Did you happen to see handcuffs in the bathroom?

No one found anything?

No, all right.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

That girl.

What kind of handcuffs are these?

He must be franctically looking for these now.

I hope she handcuffs herself.

What's wrong with these?

I think I locked them!

What am i going to do?

This can't be!

I have to go to school in the morning!

Oh no!

Why didn't you open the door?

I was just coming.

Where are you going?

No. I was just cold.

What happened to your lip?

I fell down at school.

You should be more careful.

Shouldn't you see a doctor?

No, that's not necessary.

Let's eat.

Do you have any plans after school tomorrow?

No.

Then meet me at 7.

Someone wants to buy you dinner.

Who?

A really attractive guy.

A guy? Really?

Does it hurt?

No, it's alright.

You're such a cool sister to set me up with a guy.

What should I wear?

Sis, is he handsome?

Yes.

He's really handsome?

Is he a sophomore or a junior?

He can't be in junior high.

I don't like younger guys.

He's almost thirty.

Are you crazy?

You want me to date an older man?

No, we'll live together.

He'll be your brother-in-law.

Did I shock you?

A brother-in-law?

But this is all so sudden!

It's not sudden. I've been seeing him for year.

For a year? How could you?

How could you have dated him for a year without telling me?

You really are sneaky!

How could you do that?

It's not like that.

I'm no longer your sister.

You can get married or do whatever you want!

Marry him! I'm not stopping you!

Why even introduce him to me?

Just move out and get married!

We can go our seperate ways now.

Yon-Wook!

Don't call me that!

I'm no longer Yon-Wook but Yon-Soon!

I didn't want what happened last time to happen again.

You were more upset than I was

when Joon-Ki and I broke up.

I didn't want to risk your being upset like that again.

So I waited to tell you until I got his family's permission.

I'm sorry.

So, did you get their permission this time?

Yes.

They don't mind that our parents are dead and you have a sister to take care of?

No

Why not?

Joon-Ki's family didn't accept you, so why would this man's?

They're nice people.

His parents and brothers are nice people.

He's not the eldest son?

No

What's his occupation?

Goverment employee.

How boring.

You're not mad anymore?

No, go to your room.

I have to think about wether or not to meet him tomorrow.

Don't think too long.

Yon-Wook!

They're real handcuffs!

Did you think I was lying?

What're you going to do now?

Do you know that cop's name?

No, but I know he's annoying.

What if you don't find him?

Then I'll have to cut off my hands.

I could cut off my hands and then put them back together.

How could you say that?

There's an electric saw! Is there any glue?

You're meeting your future sister-in-law today?

How old is she?

She's in the tenth grade.

She's a kid!

Take good care of her. I want to get married too.

You have your hands full with the girls you're dating now!

A sophomore in high school would like boys like Kim Nam-Il.

Why don't you cut your hair?

How about Beckahm's hairstyle?

No, wait, I know a better style!

You have a nice head, so why don't you

just shave it all off like Cha Doo-Ri?

A bald look would suit you.

Are you really going to shave it off?

No, I'm going to wash it. It's itchy.

Would you like to order?

A little later.

Handcuffs!

You stole them!

I didn't steal them, you lost them!

You should've turned them in!

Do you know you could do time for interfering with an investigation?

I don't know about that! Just don't lose them again.

I got hurt because of those handcuffs!

Just give them back!

I can't give them back!

Look what you've done!

How did you get them on when they were broken?

I see, you two have met.

I was worried about you two.

What are you doing?

This cop is...

This troublemaker is...

You're dead meat.

I'm dead meat.

Mr. Cop.

Yes?

How much do you make?

Yon-Wook.

Oh! Sis, let me talk.

I'm asking because my sister is not very worldly.

Sure.

But, I don't really know because I have direct deposit.

Then check the amount and send me an e-mail.

Okay.

Who's the highest-ranking man in the police station?

The Chief.

The Chief.

When are going to be chief?

Yon-Wook, you just met him.

That's why am asking him,

So we can determine if he is good enough to keep.

Isn't that right?

Yes.

So when are going to be chief?

Ten years.

Do you have Life insurance?

Life insurance?

If you ever get stabbed and die,

my sister needs money to survive and remarry!

I'll buy a policy tomorrow.

No, buy it when I give you permission to marry.

What?

You're a stupid idiot!

Marriage is not child's play!

How could you not marry him just because your sister's against him?

Why did you have to choose a cop?

You're beautiful and intelligent and have a nice body!

You always get lots of attention!

Why couldn't you find a better man?

But then a better man wouldn't want me.

Why? Because of me.

You don't have to live with me after you marry!

I can cook for myself and live alone just fine!

Sis, I just want you to be happy!

Sis?

Sis?

What?

We're happy aren't we?

Ofcourse.

So let's just live by ourselves.

We've been doing fine without mom and dad

We've been doing fine.

Why do you have to live with a man?

I won't get married, Sis.

Let's just live by ourselves.

That's not what Mom and Dad would want for us.

You make me so mad!

You're really infuriating!

Who is it this time?

I don't know.

I begged them not to come, but some people just don't listen.

Don't you like any of them?

No.

Girls are more interesting if they slip through your hands when you hold them too tight.

But girls these days are way too aggressive.

So you're not going to marry him if Yon-Wook doesn't like him?

You know she'll give in don't you?

She acts tough, but she won't do anything to hurt you.

I know.

By the way, can I take a look at the place today?

Yes, it's vacant.

Do you have time today?

My aunt had the house custom built

because she intended to live here for the rest of her life,

Her daughter lived here with her family

until her husband was transferred abroad.

There's a second floor?

Yes, actually it's an attic and that's why

I recommended this house to you.

Want to see it?

She's your sister but you should have

a seperate living space since you'll be newlyweds.

Isn't it nice?

Yes, it's nice.

What's over there?

It's the rooftop.

Hello?

How are you?

Yon-Wook will like it.

It's nice to have a doctor or a cop in the family.

Your brother-in-law can take care of everything if you get into a car accident.

I'd rather not drive.

You should just meet him another three times

like your sister said.

Whose side are you on anyway?

Are you on mine or the cop's?

I'm on your sister's side.

You only act smart. I know your sister probably made a good decision

because she's smart.

Besides, he's not so bad.

You call that, not bad?

Yon-Wook.

How long are you going to make him stand there?

Go.

Just three times!

Yes, just three times.

This is your last class, isn't it?

Do you want to get something to eat when you're done?

How about pizza?

How much is it?

It's $266.

That much?

I'll pay it in 6 installments.

They sure eat alot!

Thank you, Brother-in-law!

I'm going to kill you!

Have you heard my sister fart?

She farts?

You didn't know?

My sister's a very good actress.

She's the best at pretending to be innocent and naive.

She only farts when no one's there.

You're actually cute.

I'm sorry to say but I don't find you cute at all.

Are you cold?

How many relationships have you had?

Your sister is my first.

Too bad for you! She has had countless relationships!

Really?

Sure!

She wore days of the week panties and met a different guy every day last year.

And the Saturday man was the best one

because he bought me lots of gifts.

What did he buy you?

Do you like it?

I'll pay in 12 installments.

Hi.

I have a question to ask.

What is it?

You have to be honest.

What is it?

I'm not the type to make it an issue, you know that.

Yon-Wook's not your real sister, is she?

I'm sorry, but she's my real sister.

What is it?

Do you still want to marry that cop?

Yes.

Then I'm leaving home today.

Just come home by the end of the night.

I said I'm leaving home!

Tell Sang-Hae's parents I said hi.

I'm not going to her house! I'm running away!

Buy some fruit for her parents. You shouldn't go there empty-handed.

Oh! Nevermind!

I don't want to say goodbye.

We'll see each other again.

Call me.

Okay. See you!

Long time no see.

Who are you?

I'm Cha Sung-Joon.

The hockey player!

Do you live around here? I live and go to school here.

I see.

Where are you going?

I'm going somewhere.

You look like well-behaved girl today.

I'm always well behaved as long as you don't make me mad.

I'm busy, so goodbye.

Get in. I'll drive you.

Why would you drive me?

You're busy.

How did you know I'm busy?

You just told me you were busy.

You don't have to think about it. We shouldn't waste time.

Where are you going?

The police station.

Is the police station your hangout?

Why are you going there anyway?

To rescue my sister.

Is your sister in danger?

Yes, she's being threatened by a crook.

She might be forced to marry him.

I have to make sure he doesn't bother her anymore.

Thank you.

I can pull some strings, help you out.

I can pull some strings too.

You don't have any connections.

Just go home! You're being a pest.

That's your fault.

You're very interesting looking.

Are you saying I'm ugly?

Yeah.

Look at the frown on your face! You really are ugly!

Big nose, Get out!

Get out!

Big Nose is out!

I'm not finished with you, so you just wait right here!

Why do you want to go there?

Are you going to do it or not?

It's not up to me, sister-in-law.

What? I'm not your sister-in-law!

Okay, Yon-Wook just because I'm a cop doesn't mean I can take you on a tour anytime I want.

I can only go there on official business.

Then arrest me for theft and put me in the cell.

Why do you want to go to the cell?

It's thrilling. Are you going to do or not?

If you don't want to, then let my sister go.

All right, let's go.

Wait! Let's take him too!

I don't want to go!

It's nice to see you again.

What did I do? Why are you doing this to me?

You told my sister-in-law that she was ugly?

She's not ugly! She's cute and adorable.

Sister-in-law?

That's right!

What are you up to?

Lay a finger on my sister-in-law,

and you'll have to deal with me!

You have to treat him harshly.

I'm telling you, I don't want to be here! Let me get my phone call!

Their's no phone call for you! We have to pay for what we did.

Thanks.

Is that her?

She sure is interesting looking.

And who's the guy?

I don't know, but she wanted him in the cell too.

I could be fined for doing this.

Is she really going to let you marry her sister for doing this?

I don't know how I'm going to handle her after I marry her sister.

Hey, hey!

Shall we make a bet?

Sure.

I say he gets married.

I say he doesn't.

You're going to regret this!

Let me make a phone call!

Keep it down!

Is that cop your brother-in-law?

So all that happened last time at the police station

It was all an act?

I wasn't kidding earlier.

I don't want my sister to marry him. Help me!

So let's just stay here for a while, please.

Hello?

It's me San-Hee.

Why does Yon-Wook have her cell phone off?

Isn't she at your house?

Mommy!

Mommy!

Daddy!

Hey, hey!

You're not ugly. You're pretty.

You're not ugly.

Were you scared?

Yes.

You're not scared anymore?

Sis

When you get married and have kids, you aren't going to love me?

Why won't I love you?

But, you won't love your sister as much as your kids.

But you're a special sister to me.

But still...

Is that why you don't want me to marry?

I won't have a baby until you get married.

I promise.

Don't act like such an angel.

I like kids too.

Don't worry. By the time you get married you won't have any time for me.

That's true.

You're impossible.

Is she alright?

She fell asleep.

She insisted that I lock her up because she liked the thrill of it.

She said she wouldn't let me marry you if I didn't lock her up.

She went to a department store with my parents on her eighth birthday.

I was in school at the time.

The building collapsed and she was the only one to come out of it alive.

Since then loud noises frighten her.

You should go back to work.

What're you doing?

I have to be strong if I'm going to take care of you and your sister.

Are you sure he'll show up?

My information is reliable.

We have to catch him today.

We will catch him.

Let's get some beef soup!

You know that cop movie where the two cops talk about eating beef soup while on a stakeout.

This is just like the movies!

I really could go for some beef soup right now. It'll be good with some fresh kimchi!

How long are you going to tag along?

Until my sister breaks up with him.

You should break up.

I can't stand her anymore.

The world will come to an end before I break up with her.

You sure are determined!

You two seem to get along well.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Work hard!

Yes, sir!

Aren't we going to eat some soup?

Let's go when he shows up.

Is it that guy with the knife?

Yes.

What did he do?

He's the worst of the worst.

What's his name?

Why?

What is it?

Young-Koo.

Young-Koo?

Hey! Young-Koo, let's eat some soup!

Quiet!

Close the window!

Be quiet!

Wow, this is scary.

He is a little cool.

Long time no see, Young-Koo.

You don't have your gas pistol today?

Did you lose it cause you couldn't catch me?

Don't look at me like that!

English Subtitles by KBFD - The Asia Network (TAN)

Transcriber / Timer: Posole