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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,105 --> 00:00:09,406 - What is that? - What's what? 2 00:00:10,773 --> 00:00:13,050 - S-something spilled. - What? 3 00:00:13,075 --> 00:00:16,047 - Something spilled in the bed. - Okay, well, clean it up! 4 00:00:16,072 --> 00:00:17,672 No, it's wet. There's wet in the bed. 5 00:00:17,697 --> 00:00:18,797 - What? - Yeah. 6 00:00:18,822 --> 00:00:20,328 Well, what did you spill, David? 7 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:21,930 - I didn't spill anything! - Well, what... 8 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:24,155 - are you bleeding? - What?! No! 9 00:00:25,249 --> 00:00:26,256 Well, what is it? 10 00:00:27,888 --> 00:00:29,101 Nothing. 11 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,499 - Is it you? What happened? - Nothing! 12 00:00:32,374 --> 00:00:33,768 Oh my God, David, 13 00:00:33,793 --> 00:00:35,560 did you wet the bed? 14 00:00:36,763 --> 00:00:39,125 No. I have to go. 15 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,234 - I have to go. - You're not going anywhere. 16 00:00:42,412 --> 00:00:43,812 No, I need to leave. 17 00:00:43,837 --> 00:00:45,890 David, calm down, okay? It's fine. 18 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:48,459 It's not fine! Nothing about that is fine. 19 00:00:48,484 --> 00:00:50,307 Do we have to file for divorce if we were never married? 20 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:52,655 We are not getting divorced... Yet. 21 00:00:52,731 --> 00:00:54,823 I need to see if I can get the stain out of my sheets first. 22 00:00:54,848 --> 00:00:56,281 Okay, does that window open? 23 00:00:56,382 --> 00:00:57,726 Because I'm about to jump out of it! 24 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:59,910 David, just get in the shower, I will deal with this. 25 00:00:59,953 --> 00:01:01,453 Just let-let me do that for you. 26 00:01:01,554 --> 00:01:03,599 And I gotta probably get these sheets in the wash 27 00:01:03,632 --> 00:01:05,372 sooner than later. I will take a shower, 28 00:01:05,702 --> 00:01:07,435 but we must never see each other again. 29 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:09,027 Okay, that sounds like a fair deal. 30 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:11,940 David, I'm gonna need the bedspread too, so... 31 00:01:12,374 --> 00:01:13,799 Just... 32 00:01:14,017 --> 00:01:15,351 Okay. 33 00:01:16,498 --> 00:01:18,901 I love you. 34 00:01:19,043 --> 00:01:20,644 I'm glad one of us does! 35 00:01:21,341 --> 00:01:25,010 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 36 00:01:31,061 --> 00:01:32,694 - Hey. - Hmm! 37 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:35,123 So how was your seventh shower? 38 00:01:35,148 --> 00:01:37,082 Satisfactory, thank you so much. 39 00:01:37,107 --> 00:01:38,671 - Listen David, I... - Yeah, you know what? 40 00:01:38,696 --> 00:01:39,780 Can we just not? 41 00:01:39,805 --> 00:01:41,413 Well, I think it's important that we do. 42 00:01:41,438 --> 00:01:43,491 - Oh my God! - Look, things happen. 43 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:45,288 Yes, things happen! 44 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,749 Things happen all in your sheets, 45 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,508 and now you need to remake your little bed, 46 00:01:49,533 --> 00:01:50,655 because I peed in it! 47 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,124 David, there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, okay? 48 00:01:53,149 --> 00:01:56,187 And look, I found this blanket that I thought I had lost 49 00:01:56,212 --> 00:01:57,479 in the laundry room, 50 00:01:57,504 --> 00:01:59,069 so you've actually done me a favour. 51 00:01:59,094 --> 00:02:00,554 Mm. 52 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,380 So maybe we can um... 53 00:02:02,405 --> 00:02:05,241 maybe we can take divorce off the table? 54 00:02:07,971 --> 00:02:10,006 Maybe, but if the tables were turned, 55 00:02:10,031 --> 00:02:12,514 - I can't say I'd be as generous. - Understood. 56 00:02:18,251 --> 00:02:20,152 - What is that noise? - I don't know. 57 00:02:21,185 --> 00:02:22,482 Maybe the sheets are a bit stiff. 58 00:02:22,507 --> 00:02:24,675 No, it's like a, a crinkling sound. 59 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:27,110 Oh, you're probably just sitting on the mattress tag. 60 00:02:30,031 --> 00:02:32,432 - Is this a mattress protector? - No. 61 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:34,084 No, no, that's a... 62 00:02:34,109 --> 00:02:35,876 a second sheet that you put on the mattress, 63 00:02:35,901 --> 00:02:38,123 um, that my mom gave me when I moved in, so I just... 64 00:02:38,148 --> 00:02:40,883 You put down a plastic sheet? 65 00:02:40,908 --> 00:02:42,385 Well, I don't think it's a pla... I mean, 66 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:43,709 it might have like a rubberized coating, but I don't know. 67 00:02:43,734 --> 00:02:45,735 - Oh my God! - Purely coincidental. 68 00:02:48,409 --> 00:02:50,477 Purely coincidental? 69 00:02:50,502 --> 00:02:52,872 Okay, look. 70 00:02:52,904 --> 00:02:56,099 I just wanted you to... be comfortable in case 71 00:02:56,124 --> 00:02:58,710 - it happened again, that's... - Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm. 72 00:02:58,735 --> 00:03:01,470 Come on, David, it's an expensive mattress! 73 00:03:03,341 --> 00:03:05,743 More expensive than my dignity? 74 00:03:05,907 --> 00:03:08,208 - I mean, comparable, at least. - Wow. 75 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:09,767 - Wow! - Okay. 76 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:11,960 - Well... - No good? 77 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:20,428 Hey, I just got off the phone 78 00:03:20,453 --> 00:03:21,920 with the PR people from Interflix, 79 00:03:21,953 --> 00:03:24,186 they're making the announcement about the "Crows" movie at noon, 80 00:03:24,211 --> 00:03:26,482 so they've requested that you do a social media takeover, 81 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,241 but don't worry, I will handle it. 82 00:03:28,266 --> 00:03:30,318 Takeover? That sounds hostile. 83 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,954 No, they just want you like, send out posts 84 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,739 from their account, but I will do it for you. 85 00:03:33,764 --> 00:03:35,951 - You will? - Mhmm, trust me. 86 00:03:35,976 --> 00:03:37,771 I've dated enough mid-level latte art influencers 87 00:03:37,796 --> 00:03:39,463 to know what the people want. 88 00:03:39,488 --> 00:03:41,365 I'm sorry Alexis, I only understood 89 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:43,024 about half of what you just said. 90 00:03:43,049 --> 00:03:44,850 What exactly is required of me? 91 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:47,010 Um, just like, a couple of cute pics, 92 00:03:47,035 --> 00:03:48,735 and funny one-liners. 93 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,693 I see, and you would be the architect behind 94 00:03:51,718 --> 00:03:53,810 - those funny one-liners? - Mhmm. 95 00:03:54,358 --> 00:03:56,526 Color me curious, what might one 96 00:03:56,551 --> 00:03:58,825 of my humorous quips sound like to you? 97 00:03:58,850 --> 00:04:00,271 Oh my God, I don't know yet. 98 00:04:00,296 --> 00:04:02,073 Well, it's just that you and I have very different 99 00:04:02,098 --> 00:04:04,033 comedic stylings, dear. 100 00:04:04,058 --> 00:04:06,059 I take a slightly more cerebral approach. 101 00:04:06,091 --> 00:04:08,458 Okay, you were the one that described social media 102 00:04:08,483 --> 00:04:11,211 as an amusement park for clinical narcissists so, 103 00:04:11,236 --> 00:04:13,443 - I'm doing you a favour. - Very well. 104 00:04:13,468 --> 00:04:15,503 Let me see what you're typing! 105 00:04:15,858 --> 00:04:18,865 "Big news coming soon, caw caw!" 106 00:04:18,890 --> 00:04:21,792 And a little yellow cartoon... winking. 107 00:04:21,817 --> 00:04:24,271 You know what would be fun, Alexis, 108 00:04:24,296 --> 00:04:26,373 let's put a beak on that winking cartoon. 109 00:04:26,398 --> 00:04:27,865 No, you can't do that. 110 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:30,158 Let me handle this, please. 111 00:04:30,183 --> 00:04:32,045 Okay, is it on? Can they see us? 112 00:04:32,255 --> 00:04:34,256 No, you just press "send." 113 00:04:34,396 --> 00:04:36,830 Alexis, this is exciting! 114 00:04:37,112 --> 00:04:40,389 We have our very own digital soapbox here! 115 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,515 It reminds me of the Nickelodeon pilot I did 116 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:45,181 in which Ashley Tisdale and I played suffragettes. 117 00:04:45,206 --> 00:04:47,174 - You remember, "You Go, Girl." - Mhmm. 118 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:50,193 - Have you pressed send yet? - Send. 119 00:04:50,646 --> 00:04:53,727 Okay, great. Now we just wait three and a half hours, 120 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,006 until people are on their lunch break, 121 00:04:55,031 --> 00:04:56,943 - and then we post again. - Okay. 122 00:04:57,584 --> 00:04:59,776 Alexis, they're liking it! 123 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:01,295 We have five likes! 124 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,107 People are cawing back! 125 00:05:03,139 --> 00:05:05,621 Oh Alexis, I think you and I might need to purchase... 126 00:05:05,646 --> 00:05:07,314 antibiotics. 127 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,340 I believe we've just gone viral. 128 00:05:09,855 --> 00:05:12,122 Ohhh! 129 00:05:12,147 --> 00:05:13,447 'Kay. 130 00:05:16,363 --> 00:05:19,666 A 20 minute drive to another motel. 131 00:05:20,455 --> 00:05:23,667 Mr. Rose, what are we doing here? 132 00:05:23,692 --> 00:05:27,094 Well, I brought you here, Stevie, because... 133 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:30,650 - I think we should buy it. - Uh. 134 00:05:31,928 --> 00:05:34,501 Yeah, okay. I'm-I'm not sure about that. 135 00:05:34,623 --> 00:05:36,412 No surprise there, Johnny, 136 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,514 I told you she's not the visionary you and I are. 137 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,041 Stevie, this is the inevitable next step 138 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:43,101 in building the Rosebud Empire. 139 00:05:43,126 --> 00:05:45,460 Okay, but I think maybe we should talk about it first, 140 00:05:45,485 --> 00:05:47,811 before we just jump into building the empire. 141 00:05:47,836 --> 00:05:50,196 Well, I know this must be a little overwhelming right now, 142 00:05:50,221 --> 00:05:52,455 but I thought it was better for you to... 143 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,980 see the place yourself. 144 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:56,106 Roland, there are a lot of cars here today. 145 00:05:56,131 --> 00:05:58,032 I thought you set up a private showing. 146 00:05:58,057 --> 00:06:00,259 I'm pretty sure I said private. 147 00:06:00,284 --> 00:06:02,752 Okay, heads up, this must be the agent. 148 00:06:02,784 --> 00:06:04,185 Smile. 149 00:06:04,217 --> 00:06:06,785 Good morning, are you here for Benny Terkstra? 150 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:09,178 Uh, I spoke with somebody named Betty, 151 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,139 but I was mowing the lawn at the time, 152 00:06:11,164 --> 00:06:13,165 so your guess is as good as mine. 153 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:15,826 Betty is Benny's wife. Please, follow me. 154 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,588 Huh, Betty and Benny? 155 00:06:18,613 --> 00:06:20,654 What are they, puppets? 156 00:06:20,679 --> 00:06:22,180 It's the Benny and Betty Show! 157 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:23,587 - Okay, Roland... - Tu! Tu! 158 00:06:23,612 --> 00:06:25,446 I'm Betty. I'm Benny. I'm Betty! 159 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:36,295 Why do I get the feeling this isn't an open house? 160 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,354 Maybe it's because of the coffin. 161 00:06:38,379 --> 00:06:40,447 This is a funeral, Roland! 162 00:06:40,472 --> 00:06:42,707 What exactly did the woman say to you?! 163 00:06:42,732 --> 00:06:45,576 She said the showing was at nine o'clock. 164 00:06:46,358 --> 00:06:48,259 She may have said viewing. 165 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,043 What the hell, Roland?! 166 00:06:50,068 --> 00:06:52,102 Johnny, language, please! 167 00:06:52,365 --> 00:06:54,166 A man is dead. 168 00:07:02,033 --> 00:07:04,467 David, you know, your tea has been just sitting here 169 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,252 untouched for about half an hour, 170 00:07:06,277 --> 00:07:07,728 and you're probably gonna have to drink something 171 00:07:07,753 --> 00:07:09,954 - at some point. - I'm just not that thirsty. 172 00:07:09,979 --> 00:07:11,313 I'm doing inventory. 173 00:07:11,338 --> 00:07:12,782 Okay, you're making this so much more 174 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:14,908 - of a thing than it needs to be. - Am I? 175 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:17,580 Buongiorno, boys! 176 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:21,784 Oh ho! Say hello at all my new hashtag "frands." 177 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:25,255 It's a little word I assembled to consecrate my fans, 178 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,096 who are also my friends. 179 00:07:27,121 --> 00:07:29,189 Okay, "frands" doesn't sound nice. 180 00:07:29,214 --> 00:07:32,494 To all of you asking what is little mercantile 181 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:36,541 establishment with the almost gallery-like austerity? 182 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:40,794 Well, it so happens it's also owned by my son, 183 00:07:40,819 --> 00:07:42,572 David Rose, say hi, David. 184 00:07:42,597 --> 00:07:43,907 Okay, I would rather not, thanks. 185 00:07:44,061 --> 00:07:46,362 And his hashtag fiancee, Patrick. 186 00:07:46,387 --> 00:07:48,013 I don't think you have to say hashtag 187 00:07:48,038 --> 00:07:49,539 when you're just talking, Mrs. Rose. 188 00:07:49,564 --> 00:07:50,853 Okay, what are you doing? 189 00:07:50,878 --> 00:07:52,682 You look like the downfall of society. 190 00:07:52,707 --> 00:07:55,166 Can you please turn that off while you're in our store, please? 191 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,408 Very well. 192 00:07:57,103 --> 00:08:00,205 Frands, please keep checking your phones 193 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:03,697 for more "Crow" related Intel by me, Moira Rose, 194 00:08:03,722 --> 00:08:06,494 especially you, "Wine and Cat Gal 74," 195 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,653 I do hope you stop crying soon. 196 00:08:08,871 --> 00:08:11,439 Caw! Caw! For now. Muah! 197 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,493 Didn't realize you were on social media. 198 00:08:14,518 --> 00:08:18,002 Only fleetingly. And only because the network requested it. 199 00:08:18,495 --> 00:08:20,262 That's nice. 200 00:08:22,705 --> 00:08:26,346 Hm, it's noticeably cheerless in here today. 201 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,175 If I didn't know better, 202 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:31,402 I would suspect a little trouble in paradise. 203 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:34,524 David's just having a bit of a day. 204 00:08:34,742 --> 00:08:36,182 Didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 205 00:08:36,207 --> 00:08:38,885 Okay, I'm doing fine, thanks! 206 00:08:39,305 --> 00:08:40,605 David, what's wrong? 207 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:43,879 Your sleep apnea hasn't returned, has it? 208 00:08:44,015 --> 00:08:46,936 I thought that was remedied when you got your new nose. 209 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,450 - It was. - Is it night sweats? 210 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,181 You're not eating pepperettes in bed again! 211 00:08:52,206 --> 00:08:53,778 - No. - Night terrors? 212 00:08:53,803 --> 00:08:55,637 I don't wanna talk about it! 213 00:08:56,019 --> 00:08:59,764 David, don't tell me you've had a nighttime oopsie-daisy. 214 00:08:59,969 --> 00:09:01,336 I'm sorry, a what? 215 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,512 I'm leaving. 216 00:09:03,537 --> 00:09:06,536 Okay? And if I don't come back it's because of you. 217 00:09:06,561 --> 00:09:08,061 Me? 218 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,458 Ooh dear. 219 00:09:10,794 --> 00:09:13,162 David's nocturnal enuresis used to only happen 220 00:09:13,187 --> 00:09:15,289 when he went to bed all juiced up 221 00:09:15,314 --> 00:09:17,832 with excited anticipation about something. 222 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,626 Christmas, birthdays, the Ides of March. 223 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,573 And now it seems your impending nuptials 224 00:09:23,598 --> 00:09:26,426 - has opened the floodgates. - Oh! 225 00:09:26,510 --> 00:09:30,403 - Why am I oddly flattered? - I can't imagine. 226 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:32,041 Hmm. 227 00:09:32,066 --> 00:09:33,800 Well, I hate to point this out, Mr. Rose, 228 00:09:33,825 --> 00:09:36,184 but if you weren't in such a rush to see this place, 229 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,684 we wouldn't be at a funeral. 230 00:09:37,709 --> 00:09:39,343 No, it's what happens 231 00:09:39,368 --> 00:09:40,969 when you leave anything up to Roland. 232 00:09:40,994 --> 00:09:42,795 We just have to find a window where we can leave 233 00:09:42,820 --> 00:09:44,587 without anybody seeing us. 234 00:09:44,789 --> 00:09:46,918 Because the last thing we want to do is offend the woman 235 00:09:46,959 --> 00:09:48,559 that's selling us this place. 236 00:09:48,584 --> 00:09:51,552 Well, assuming we're actually buying it. 237 00:09:51,584 --> 00:09:53,484 You know what they say, 238 00:09:53,656 --> 00:09:55,723 you can tell the quality of a motel 239 00:09:55,748 --> 00:09:57,816 by the food they serve at the owner's funeral. 240 00:09:57,841 --> 00:09:59,947 We're not even supposed to be here, Roland, 241 00:09:59,972 --> 00:10:01,739 can you put the plate... Is that egg salad? 242 00:10:01,764 --> 00:10:03,598 Betty: Johnny, is it? 243 00:10:03,684 --> 00:10:06,085 - Yes, yes, it is. - Mrs. Terkstra, 244 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:07,978 this is Johnny Rose. 245 00:10:08,281 --> 00:10:10,249 I-I'm sorry, I don't believe we've met. 246 00:10:10,274 --> 00:10:12,074 Um, how did you know my Benny? 247 00:10:12,298 --> 00:10:13,798 Johnny... 248 00:10:13,823 --> 00:10:18,403 Yes well, we were uh, friends, I mean... 249 00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:20,753 acquaintances, I would say... 250 00:10:20,778 --> 00:10:23,870 - From the bowling league. - Uh, you mean curling? 251 00:10:23,895 --> 00:10:26,081 Did you curl with my Benny? 252 00:10:26,436 --> 00:10:28,971 I-you know, more important, 253 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,697 I think we just wanted to come by 254 00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:32,289 - and pay our respects. - Mhmm. 255 00:10:32,314 --> 00:10:34,159 Because this must be so difficult for you 256 00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:36,151 dealing with your loss, 257 00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:38,444 and uh... selling the motel. 258 00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:41,713 I'm sorry, I'm still trying to place you. 259 00:10:42,135 --> 00:10:46,057 I-I don't remember seeing you at Benny's last bonspiel. 260 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:50,870 Well, that's because Johnny here um... 261 00:10:51,052 --> 00:10:53,553 had another bonspiel to go to, 262 00:10:53,578 --> 00:10:55,948 and unfortunately that bonspiel 263 00:10:56,259 --> 00:10:58,394 was way more important than Benny's bonspiel, so we... 264 00:10:58,419 --> 00:10:59,823 Well, Ro-Roland that... 265 00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:01,115 we had to go to that bonspiel. 266 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,618 - No, no, no, that was - I would've been... 267 00:11:02,643 --> 00:11:04,076 I think I know why you're here. 268 00:11:04,846 --> 00:11:06,432 It might be more appropriate 269 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,192 to have this conversation outside. 270 00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:13,878 Since I wasn't in the curling league, can I go home? 271 00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:15,686 No. No. 272 00:11:24,113 --> 00:11:26,481 Say Havarti, girls! 273 00:11:27,984 --> 00:11:29,803 Oh no! 274 00:11:29,828 --> 00:11:31,395 Well, you can't win them all. 275 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:33,408 Wow, someone's in a surprisingly good mood, 276 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:35,500 considering they're 15 minutes late. 277 00:11:35,601 --> 00:11:38,446 - Blame my new internet frands. - What'd she just say? 278 00:11:38,471 --> 00:11:40,814 Oh, I was dragooned into taking over the Interflix 279 00:11:40,839 --> 00:11:42,440 social media channels today, 280 00:11:42,465 --> 00:11:44,666 and apparently I'm quite proficient at it. 281 00:11:44,691 --> 00:11:46,726 I thought you hated social media. 282 00:11:46,979 --> 00:11:48,446 What did you call it, a um, 283 00:11:48,471 --> 00:11:50,409 a cauldron of self-absorption. 284 00:11:50,995 --> 00:11:53,375 You have an almost unsetting memory, Twyla. 285 00:11:53,552 --> 00:11:56,087 Now just a quick snap for my friend, 286 00:11:56,112 --> 00:11:58,721 "Wine and Cat Gal 74," and her frands 287 00:11:58,746 --> 00:12:00,698 at the rehabilitation facility. 288 00:12:00,723 --> 00:12:02,691 Fine, but nothing gets posted 289 00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:05,017 without my written approval. 290 00:12:05,354 --> 00:12:07,798 Oh Alexis, wonderful! I was just about to post. 291 00:12:07,823 --> 00:12:10,283 Will you please do a selfie of me, and my Jazzagals? 292 00:12:10,308 --> 00:12:11,917 Um, actually, may I speak with you for a moment? 293 00:12:11,942 --> 00:12:14,667 If Interflix is asking if I'll extend my takeover, 294 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,893 my answer is, I'll think about it. 295 00:12:16,918 --> 00:12:18,143 Mm, actually, 296 00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:20,464 I think we might wanna discuss this matter privately. 297 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,057 Okay, two minutes, gals? In the meantime, 298 00:12:23,082 --> 00:12:24,927 if you'd like to follow the Interflix channels... 299 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,784 Oh no, that won't be necessary. 300 00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:29,411 Okay, who taught you how to live-stream?! 301 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:31,893 A wonderful teen named CherryBus, 302 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,696 she lives in Singapore. Why? Who wants to know? 303 00:12:33,721 --> 00:12:35,526 Okay, well, did she teach you how to turn it off? 304 00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:37,182 Because you just posted your entire conversation 305 00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:38,643 with David and Patrick! 306 00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:41,354 No, I distinctly remember putting down the phone. 307 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,146 But you didn't stop recording. 308 00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:44,995 So people basically got like, a whole podcast 309 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,988 about how David's wetting the bed again. 310 00:12:47,155 --> 00:12:48,932 If I wasn't your publicist, I would be enjoying 311 00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:50,858 the situation a lot more than I am. 312 00:12:50,883 --> 00:12:52,884 Which is still like, quite a lot. 313 00:12:52,909 --> 00:12:54,843 Oh, dear. 314 00:12:55,181 --> 00:12:58,143 Fortunately, David doesn't subscribe to social media, 315 00:12:58,389 --> 00:12:59,923 so we-we just need to take it down, 316 00:12:59,948 --> 00:13:01,716 and David will be none the wiser. 317 00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:05,234 - Okay. - Hey Moira, you weren't lying! 318 00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:07,495 You do have a knack for this. 319 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,987 What are we looking at? 320 00:13:09,012 --> 00:13:10,779 Okay, um, no need to watch that. 321 00:13:10,804 --> 00:13:12,415 Okay, Twyla, if you haven't seen it already, 322 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,375 then maybe just once, but that is it! 323 00:13:17,617 --> 00:13:19,714 Now, I-I'd like to start from the beginning. 324 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,532 Mrs. Terkstra, we-we were just... 325 00:13:21,557 --> 00:13:23,608 - I was speaking. - Yes, you were. 326 00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:25,334 It's becoming very clear that you people 327 00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:26,993 didn't know my husband at all. 328 00:13:27,018 --> 00:13:28,752 Well now, when you say "know" uh... 329 00:13:28,777 --> 00:13:31,045 - Am I still talking?! - Yes, you were, ma'am. 330 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,771 I can't say I wasn't expecting you, 331 00:13:32,796 --> 00:13:34,931 I just didn't think you'd show up at the funeral! 332 00:13:35,116 --> 00:13:37,851 I'm aware that my husband was not perfect. 333 00:13:38,132 --> 00:13:40,862 I told him that poker ring was risky, 334 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,288 and I know there were some shady business dealings 335 00:13:43,313 --> 00:13:44,981 that went on behind closed doors, 336 00:13:45,006 --> 00:13:47,714 - but I had nothing to do with it! - I'm sorry? 337 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,862 Well, you're the federal agents I was warned about. 338 00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:51,787 No need to keep up the act. 339 00:13:51,812 --> 00:13:54,065 Her face has "fed" written all over it. 340 00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:55,221 Thanks... 341 00:13:55,246 --> 00:13:57,323 Mrs. Terkstra, we're not feds. 342 00:13:57,348 --> 00:13:59,807 No, there seems to have been some crossed wires here. 343 00:13:59,832 --> 00:14:02,714 No, we thought we were coming out to look at the property. 344 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,020 We're from Rosebud Motel. 345 00:14:05,402 --> 00:14:08,292 - Maureen Bud's old place? - That would be the one. 346 00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:11,261 Uh, Aunt Maureen is... was my aunt. 347 00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:13,300 Oh, for heaven's sakes! 348 00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:16,284 Benny and I used to play bingo with Maureen. 349 00:14:16,309 --> 00:14:19,034 What a small world! 350 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,594 Johnny and I used to play bingo with Maureen, 351 00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:23,286 - right after curling. - Roland. 352 00:14:23,311 --> 00:14:25,578 Well, it would be a relief to sell this place 353 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,136 to someone we know. 354 00:14:27,161 --> 00:14:29,028 Uh, well, we're not sure yet. 355 00:14:29,053 --> 00:14:31,721 But we can touch base again next week, 356 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:35,409 and again, you have our deepest condolences. 357 00:14:35,555 --> 00:14:37,467 Well, now that you're here, why don't you come on in, 358 00:14:37,492 --> 00:14:39,229 - and pay your respects to Benny? - Oh... 359 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,487 Considering you may be taking over his home. 360 00:14:41,512 --> 00:14:42,956 Yes, yes, yes. Well, sure. 361 00:14:42,981 --> 00:14:45,979 We can come in, and pay our respects. 362 00:14:46,004 --> 00:14:47,972 Too bad it's not an open casket. 363 00:14:47,997 --> 00:14:50,765 I would've loved to say goodbye to old Benny's face. 364 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,191 We'd be happy to open it for you. 365 00:14:52,216 --> 00:14:54,612 No, no, closed-closed is fine. 366 00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:57,827 You sure? 367 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,198 Oh look Alexis, Patrick's here. 368 00:15:06,819 --> 00:15:09,188 Yep, you asked me to meet you here. 369 00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:10,466 Hmm. 370 00:15:10,614 --> 00:15:13,104 So what-what-what's goin' on? 371 00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:17,018 And David is bewitching himself elsewhere? 372 00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:19,628 Yeah, he is uh, dusting the shelves, 373 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,370 even though I cleaned them last week, 374 00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:23,831 but hey, whatever it takes to get him through this. 375 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,125 Priority number one, get David through this! 376 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:29,151 Mhmm, mhmm! 377 00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:31,136 Quick "Q," um, 378 00:15:31,161 --> 00:15:33,550 has David taken your phone, or anything, 379 00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:36,043 or like, looked at anyone else's phone? 380 00:15:37,464 --> 00:15:39,165 No. 381 00:15:39,462 --> 00:15:41,396 Sorry, somebody wanna tell me what's goin' on? 382 00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,892 Okay, okay... so, no biggie, 383 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,268 but my mom may have accidentally posted 384 00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:49,792 your little conversation from this morning 385 00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:51,718 over social media. 386 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,952 The-the one about... 387 00:15:54,984 --> 00:15:56,206 The oopsie-daisy. Yes. 388 00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:58,245 But don't worry, I am involved now, 389 00:15:58,270 --> 00:15:59,938 and I will be taking it down. 390 00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:03,620 - It's still up?! - And generating a lot of traction. 391 00:16:03,645 --> 00:16:06,307 But yes, it's been uh, we're taking it... 392 00:16:06,444 --> 00:16:08,745 it's being taken down right now. 393 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:11,792 So how... how did this happen? 394 00:16:12,575 --> 00:16:16,846 Right. I was strong-armed into participating in social marketing, 395 00:16:16,871 --> 00:16:20,057 and a dear friend of mine from Singapore, 396 00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:21,284 Miss CherryBus, 397 00:16:21,309 --> 00:16:24,854 suggested I try my hand at creating a living stream. 398 00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:26,550 Okay, she doesn't know what she's doing, 399 00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:28,109 and didn't know that it was recording. 400 00:16:28,134 --> 00:16:31,284 Okay look, David can never, 401 00:16:31,812 --> 00:16:33,675 ever find out about this. 402 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,682 I am actually afraid that he will never sleep again. 403 00:16:35,707 --> 00:16:38,909 Precisely why we're involving you in this covert stratagem. 404 00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:41,253 So all we need to do is keep David off the internet 405 00:16:41,278 --> 00:16:44,440 for like, 24 hours, or until a celebrity says something wrong, 406 00:16:44,465 --> 00:16:46,233 which could be any minute. 407 00:16:46,258 --> 00:16:47,971 Okay, I think I can handle that. 408 00:16:47,996 --> 00:16:50,831 - Wonderful! Crisis averted. - Hmm! 409 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,909 Yeah, so you still haven't taken the post down. 410 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,031 - I'm doing that now. - Cool. 411 00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,065 So I'll just sit here until that happens. 412 00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:03,102 - It's kind of cute, though. - Alexis. 413 00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:04,794 Yes. 414 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,186 - Let's take it down. - Mhmm. 415 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,503 Oh Stevie, 416 00:17:19,699 --> 00:17:21,967 listen, I owe you an apology for today. 417 00:17:21,992 --> 00:17:24,112 You know, the way I rushed you into that thing. 418 00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:26,947 On the plus side, we did make that personal connection, 419 00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:29,320 and I think we might be able to get a better deal 420 00:17:29,345 --> 00:17:31,987 - than I had thought. - Okay... "we?" 421 00:17:32,164 --> 00:17:34,298 Unless you have a better idea, 422 00:17:34,323 --> 00:17:36,458 I know you wanted to talk this out, so uh... 423 00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:38,017 I'm all ears. 424 00:17:38,194 --> 00:17:40,395 Mr. Rose, what I've been trying to talk to you about 425 00:17:40,496 --> 00:17:43,198 is more than just the new motel. 426 00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:45,765 Oh. Well... 427 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,711 what is it, Stevie? 428 00:17:49,412 --> 00:17:52,447 I don't think I'm ready to... 429 00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:57,409 commit to this business like, 430 00:17:58,314 --> 00:18:00,248 as a whole. 431 00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:01,421 Oh. 432 00:18:02,311 --> 00:18:05,110 Well, that is a bigger conversation, isn't it? 433 00:18:05,135 --> 00:18:09,663 It's just, doing "Cabaret" made me feel like I should push myself, 434 00:18:09,744 --> 00:18:12,246 and so I just wondered... 435 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:14,823 you know, maybe there's something more 436 00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:16,515 out there for me. 437 00:18:17,707 --> 00:18:19,775 Well, what are you saying, you want out? 438 00:18:20,071 --> 00:18:24,131 No! Uh, I don't know, I just... 439 00:18:25,429 --> 00:18:28,294 I feel like... I'd regret it 440 00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:30,787 if I didn't at least try to see what's out there. 441 00:18:32,281 --> 00:18:33,748 Well, if that's what you feel 442 00:18:33,773 --> 00:18:36,141 you need to push yourself, Stevie, I uh... 443 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,585 certainly am not gonna stand in your way. 444 00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:41,479 Same reason I left the button factory 445 00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:43,672 when I was a young man. 446 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,960 That, and the fact that working conditions 447 00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:48,554 weren't exactly safe for a ten-year-old, but... 448 00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:51,263 that being said, I'm not going to pretend 449 00:18:51,288 --> 00:18:53,756 that I don't hope you'll come back. 450 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:57,465 Either way, I hope you find what you're looking for. 451 00:18:57,785 --> 00:19:02,101 Mr. Rose... thank you. 452 00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:05,509 Okay, you know what? I think... 453 00:19:06,351 --> 00:19:08,450 I should just head home early, 454 00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:11,593 - and think about it. - Yeah... 455 00:19:11,871 --> 00:19:15,707 or you can think about it as you finish your shift? 456 00:19:15,995 --> 00:19:17,729 That's fair. 457 00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:20,962 I'm gonna miss that enthusiasm. 458 00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:35,022 I'm so glad you decided to stay. 459 00:19:35,124 --> 00:19:38,268 Well, there's literally no liquid left in my body, so. 460 00:19:39,885 --> 00:19:41,720 - Oh! - Yeah... 461 00:19:41,821 --> 00:19:43,121 Forgot about this. 462 00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:44,523 Taking that off first thing tomorrow. 463 00:19:44,548 --> 00:19:46,316 Huh! 464 00:19:48,893 --> 00:19:51,661 I wonder how long my mom lasted on the Internets. 465 00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:54,165 Not long, I don't think. 466 00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:56,043 You know, you were smart to get off of there. 467 00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:58,507 Mhmm. I was curious to see what kinds of things 468 00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:00,733 she was posting throughout the day, though. 469 00:20:00,773 --> 00:20:02,916 - Yeah, nothing of note. - Hmm. 470 00:20:02,941 --> 00:20:04,719 Um yeah, she really didn't know how to use it, so. 471 00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:06,211 - Mhmm. - Hey, 472 00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:07,670 let's talk about something else. 473 00:20:07,893 --> 00:20:09,693 Sure, um... 474 00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:12,361 what's the thread count on this plastic? 475 00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:16,840 Okay, would it help if I were to share 476 00:20:16,865 --> 00:20:19,633 something private and embarrassing with you? 477 00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:22,236 I might be too tired for that tonight. 478 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:23,662 Ha ha! 479 00:20:24,983 --> 00:20:27,075 If we're gonna be married, I just think it's important 480 00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:30,313 that we be as open and honest with each other 481 00:20:30,338 --> 00:20:32,272 as we possibly can. 482 00:20:33,415 --> 00:20:35,416 What is this sexy thing? 483 00:20:35,479 --> 00:20:38,718 Okay, I only put this in when you're not around. 484 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,789 - It's my mouth-guard. - Oh... 485 00:20:41,814 --> 00:20:44,443 well, there's nothing really embarrassing about that. 486 00:20:44,468 --> 00:20:46,870 Also, you look very beautiful. 487 00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:48,496 Aw, thank you. 488 00:20:48,521 --> 00:20:50,855 Um, hmm. 489 00:20:50,895 --> 00:20:55,967 - How about... now? - My God! 490 00:20:56,038 --> 00:20:57,562 This is my nose thing, 491 00:20:57,587 --> 00:20:59,975 and it just helps me breathe better. 492 00:21:02,277 --> 00:21:04,335 I have never been more attracted to you. 493 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,627 Mm, same. 494 00:21:08,629 --> 00:21:09,862 Ooh! 495 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,868 Ronnie's texting me a link to something? 496 00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:19,982 Okay, put it away, David. It's bedtime. 497 00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:25,068 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 37320

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