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From today...

all your paths are mine.

From today...

my home is yours.

From today...

all your paths are mine.

And my home is yours.

From today...

all my joys are yours.

And all your sorrows are mine.

Your beauty spots.

Your beautiful heart.

Your electricity expense.

They are all mine from today.

My sky full of dreams.

My oceans of joy.

My zip code.

Are all yours from today.

I will wear your vermillion...

Proudly on my forehead.

I will carry the sound of your earrings.

HaPPily in my heart.

Dunk my little mistakes in the river.

I'll wear the flowers in your hair on my shirt forever.

Just make me my favourite dessert sometimes.

From today...

all my nights are yours.

From today...

your days are mine.

My sky full of dreams.

My oceans of joy.

My zip code.

Are all yours from today.

If you ask for raw mangoes in the winter.

And groundnut: in the summer.

If you ask me for sunshine in the rain.

H! bring out the sun.

H! bring out the sun.

H! swallow the monsoon.

I'll get the stars to lie in your lap.

Along with the moon.

Just give me a big smile sometimes.

See how your mother is tying the rakhi (symbol of protection)...

Hey Lakshmi...

Give them money.

Keep looting me you greedy woman...

The only inheritance the old man has left you

is this 6 ft Lakshmi (Goddess of Wealth)

Raksha-bandhan ceremony between brother

and sister happens once a year... Pay "P!

I have to protect them and pay for it?

It happens not once, but twice a year...

How's that?

Bhai Dooj? (A similar ceremony)

They will be back again to loot me!

It's their right!

Brother... your wife is calling...

Yes?

Why wait for him to give it to us!

Come on, eat!

1 or 2?

7.

Why don't you also sit and eat...

Enough! Enough!

- What happened? - You sit

I'll be back.

Let me check...

Lakshmi... sit.

She will take care of that.

What happened?

Nothing... I'll be back

lam coming...

Ma... one minute...

Listen to me Lakshmi!

Brother... don't go there!

You stay away!

Why?

Please understand...

Understand what?

Where is Lakshmi?

Looks like he can't be away from his wife for even 5 days!

You will not sit here... You will come inside and eat!

Speak softly... It's a woman's problem... Please stay away.

Will the 'woman problem' go away by sitting outside?

All the women of the house sit ouside...

I've tried to explain to them but they don't understand!

This is tradition. It's impure. You go inside!

These rituals are for fools!

Come inside... you will create a new ritual... Watch!

I didn't touch you...

I touched the blanket.

Gayatri!

Why did you bring the tea?

What happened?

Don't touch that!

Why?

Yes... this is really dirty!

No, no, no...

What are you doing?

That dirty cloth will make your sari dirty!

The sari will get dirty without that cloth...

You're not a woman. Please go inside!

Gayatri...

You use...

...this...

you use such a dirty cloth on these days?

I won't even clean my bicycle with this! What's wrong with you?

Please go inside!

Sharma Pharmacy .

Yes... How can I help you?

What's the illness?

No, not an illness...

That thing...

that little thing...

Condom?

I wish!

The thing that girls wear...

You'll get that at the hosiery store.

No, not that...

They show that ad on TV...

white... free...

Sanitary pad?

Yes! Sanitary... pad pad pad!

Speak softly... There are ladies here!

But they are the ones who use them!

Are you giving me marijuana?

55 rupees

55 rupees?

Is it made from gold?

I only have 40... can I give you the rest tomorrow?

Don't ask for a loan and embarrass yourself.

Bablu! Stop!

Where are you rushing?

To watch the drama at the village council...

Do you have 15 rupees?

All ok?

Who has fallen sick?

Nothing.

I have to buy sanitary pads for my wife.

Buy what?

Pass me the ball!

Looks like she is enjoying my batting...

She hasn't moved since I've started playing!

You fool...

she has her own 5 day test match going on...

How will she move?

You didn't go to work?

What is it?

Open and see.

For your safety...

You think you are very smart?

lam!

I have also seen the ads

55 rupees?

Have you won the lottery?

Give it back...

I don't want to hear anything...

First return these and go to work.

So you'll use this dirty rag?

Don't get involved in women's issues. We know...

You have 2 sisters at home. What about them?

I'll get it for them too!

If all the women in this house...

use something so expensive, think of how much money we'll spend!

Forget butter and curd...

we won't be able to afford milk!

But at least you can use it...

If your mother finds out I'll have to hear the taunts... not you.

Like you have given me some jewellery...

Before your sisters see this please return it...

for my happiness.

- But Gayatri... - 55 rupees!

This isn't a small amount.

Go! Go!

Don't return goods once sold and embarrass yourself.

Sharmaji...

Are you married?

Give this to your wife...

Buy it from me for 40...

15 rupee profit for you...

Narmada Har! (Greetings)

- What happened? - What happened?

Give me a cloth!

Not a dirty cloth!

No!

Get up. Get up. Easy...

Wait... wait!

Hold this!

Easy...

Lakshmi this is for women! Don't use it...

- Take him to the hospital. - Yes, come on!

WOW!

Which great man used this pad on the wound?

I was tying a cloth... This is Lakshmi's doing!

Oh god, so much blood!

Lakshmi why did you use this dirty women's thing on it?

He did the right thing!

This thing is the cleanest.

If you had used some dirty cloth...

then because of that cloth he would have got an infection...

and maybe even lost his hand!

Easy, easy! It's okay...

Thank you!

Doctor... can I have a word with you?

Sure. Sit down...

where did you find a sanitary pad in a workshop?

L...

bought it for my wife.

Thank god you are concerned about your wife.

Most men are not even aware that these

5 days exist in a woman's life!

My wife...

uses a dirty rag...

- I couldn't bear to see it... - Lakshmi...

Every month at least 10 to 12 women come here...

with some illness.

During menstruation they use dirty rags, leaves...

sometimes even ash!

If you invite a disease...

it will come!

Because of these diseases some girls can never have children...

Some women even die!

It is that serious!

Gayatri must wear this pad!

How do I make her understand?

Wish I had removed the price from it...

55 rupees?

Why does something so light have such a heavy price?

For a little cotton in a little packet...

they charge 55 rupees and fool the world!

Only the name has 'free'!

Give me a sample of muslin.

Here...

Stingy fellow! Give me a big piece!

You came to my wedding, ate my food, didn't even give a gift...

Give me a metre!

Pappu...

Show me your best, cleanest cotton.

Here, see this one. First class!

How much will I get for 50 rupees?

I'm giving it to you.

No, no... for 50 paise?

How much do you want?

Not too much.

Don't turn my brain into cotton!

Take it!

Go drink some tea!

Hey Hariya!

Yes Lakshmi?

Give me some solution.

Not the old one... that new one.

What do you want stuck? I'll do it...

I'll nail it!

Keep your dirty hands in your shoes.

Give me your hand.

Milk, curd, butter-no need to stop anything!

The cost of this is Zero.

Try this and see...

If you like it then I'll make more for all the women of the house.

Please...

I will touch your feet if you want...

Throw away that dirty rag!

You will fall ill!

What are you looking at?

Made in Maheshwar.

By your husband...

Lakshmikant Chauhan & no sons... Till now!

Made with my own clean hands.

Haven't you noticed I am inside the house?

I will go outside again next month.

If I am out you want me in, if I am in you want me out!

I care for you...

that's why I made it.

Just like you care for me by cooking special things...

and eagerly wait for me to say 'Wow'...

I also cooked up something for you...

Never mind...

you can say 'Wow' next month.

Hope nobody saw you making this...

The villagers will gossip a lot!

And if they see me doing this?

What happened?

What happened?

The next 5 days Sonu will be sleeping outside...

Go to sleep quietly!

S, s, s...

2 sisters, 1 wife...

15 days gone!

If you like it you can give it to everyone yourself.

If you like it...

Come, come!

Come to the 'God of Strength' and see his miracle!

Get his power blessing...

Only for 51 rupees...

Make an offering of 51 rupees...

- Hail to the lord Hanuman. - Hail to the lord Hanuman.

See the miracle of the 'God of Stength'!

- Hail to the lord Hanuman. - Hail to the lord Hanuman.

Give me 51 rupees... and go get a coconut.

Give me 51 rupees... and go get a coconut.

Even I can make this!

Give me 51 rupees... and go get a coconut.

Why 51 rupees?

For the blessing...

You want God's blessing, right?

There's a temple there as well...

There is no crowd there...

Let's go there and get the blessing for free...

If we make an offering here...

then the God of Strength will ensure that we don't go to hell.

To escape hell after death you can pay 51 rupees...

but to escape hell while living you can't pay 55 rupees?

What?

That thing...

- I gave you for those 5 days... - Go get the coconut!

- You remember, right? - Just go!

Lakshmi!

Holkar sir's gate has broken again.

Hey Jayesh...

Go fix the gate.

No... He's called you.

He fixed it last time and it broke in 10 days.

Why don't you do the job properly?

What can I do! I had fixed it...

It looked right!

Forget him, you come!

You go ahead, I'm coming.

The work is done when everything is right, not when it just LOOKS right!

Whatever you do breaks in 10 days...

Whatever Lakshmi does works for 10 years... Why?

Lakshmi studied till the 8th grade, I failed in the 2nd...

He is smarter than me... What to do?

You 3 are the bosses...

you tell me!

In business the real boss is only the Customer!

Worry about the Customer!

Your brain will start working!

Hey Lakshmi...

Lakshmi...

Listen to me...

Tell me.

Monsoon months mean death for the butcher!

Everyone has turned vegetarian like you...

Business is down.

So should I start eating mutton?

You keep chewing plants...

just return my money!

What money?

What money!

Same money you borrowed 3 weeks ago...

to buy your wife some private things...

Three weeks are up?

The dirty rag is gone!

Oh it hasn't started yet...

Oh no.

Please make one.

No not this...

Let me do it.

There you go.

Listen...

let's go home.

Go faster?

Go faster!

No! Let's go home!

- The fun has just begun... - No I want to go now!

Started?

Stop the circus!

Stop the circus!

Hey, stop the circus!

Not up, down!

- Be careful. - Hey, what are you doing.

Be careful. You will fall.

Hurry up. Bring it down.

What are you doing. Come on.

Bring it down!

Bring it down!

Hurry UP-

Come!

Come... stop!

Let's go!

Let's go.

Go faster!

It's uphill. I'm going as fast as I can!

Brother...

Tea.

Gayatri...

How is it?

Again that dirty rag?

I made something...

Why aren't you using it?

Why can't you understand?

You keep saying 'impure, impure'...

This...

dirty rag which you hide under your sari...

nothing can be more impure than that!

It doesn't even dry in the sun!

You were worried about money...

I made it free for you.

It cost nothing!

Then why this stubbornness?

It's useless.

My sari became fully dirty

I spent the whole night washing it.

Please go drink your tea.

Don't get involved in things you should not...

It doesn't look nice...

Please go...

The work is done when everything is right, not when it just LOOKS right!

Pappu...

give me some more cotton.

Are you making a mattress in installments?

This is better.

How do you know what is better for women and what is not?

- You will fall ill... - What illness?

What has happened to me?

I've been using this for years...

If the heart is clean nothing will happen.

It's 2001 AD...

In Rani Mukherjee's time why are you

narrating age-old dialogues of Devika Rani?

I'm not saying this... the doctor is...

This dirty rag...

It's clean...

I washed it...

Is that clean or is this clean?

Try it once and see.

What has happened to you?

Last time because of your insistence I spent the night washing my sari...

Luckily everyone was sleeping. No one saw anything...

If it was daytime where would I hide my face?

Till the customer doesn't give me feedback how will I know?

Customer?

Who?

I am your wife!

If you are not with me in this, how will I help you?

Please try and understand me...

Please.

We women would rather die of illness than live with shame!

I feel ashamed talking about this.

Please leave me alone!

Lakshmi...

Where are you?

How many times have I told you...

stay away from her during these 5 days!

Get up!

Get away from her!

Why don't you listen?

How many times to tell you?

Do you have any sense?

Brother...

- What are you hiding? - Nothing...

What is it?

Nothing. Go home.

Show us!

Here... see...

If the people who are going to benefit from this...

are going to feel ashamed what can I do?

Who else can I ask?

Brother! It's you!

Please come.

Tell your brother-in-law to eat well!

You must finish everything.

Daughter-in-law, please serve us the Iaddoos - Sure.

Serve your brother...

Uncle's handkerchief!

Don't...

Don't...

No, no...

No, no...

What is that?

I got this for you...

In the presence of my father-in-law, mother-in-law, her mother...

you should have some shame!

Everyone was eating!

Is this a gift to give in front of everyone?

I wanted to die of shame!

I didn't want to give it in front of everyone...

Your child removed it from my pocket and waved it around like a flag...

'Uncle's handkerchief!' What could I do?

You should control your child...

Control a child?

Does anyone give this to a sister?

No they don't...

but they should!

I should have given it long ago.

I made a promise to protect you...

I was fulfilling that promise!

If I had the money I would buy them for you...

but I don't... sol made them instead!

I thought you are the eldest, you would understand...

you would use it and make the other women here understand!

But I was wrong!

Both of you are educated...

What's your problem with trying it?

What's wrong in this?

Listen to me!

What's wrong in this?

What has happened to him?

He has gone mad!

For God's sake don't come to my house...

or they will send me back here!

Ever since he got married something has happened to him.

I am so ashamed!

Shame, shame, shame!

Don't get out of this well of shame!

Hold on to this shame and drown in disease!

Gayatri. Gayatri.

If anything happens to Gayatri...

I'll never be able to forgive myself.

Only when I know this is made right...

can I convince Gayatri to use it.

But who do I ask?

Doctor...

He can give it to the women who come to his clinic...

'Due to the transfer of Doctor Gaur'

'and until the appointment of a new doctor...'

'the clinic will remain closed.'

Now who do I ask?

If I ask them they will thrash me in the name of religion!

These ladies are too shy to even eat!

What are you looking for Lakshmi? Can I help?

Aunty... if only you were 30 years younger!

If only I was a saint...

they would wear whatever I offered them!

Sister... can I ask you something?

Son... ask Jesus! He has the answer to all your questions.

But...

How do I ask Jesus?

A bus full of goodies!

Stop!

Where do you think you are going?

Rubbish...

Fine...

Fantastic.

Hey!

Madam.

Each pad has a feedback sheet.

This...

feedback sheet is really simple.

Don't you want to know anything else?

If I know this much it's enough.

Where is everyone?

Now what have I done?

Don't you like me?

When did I say I don't?

The whole world is saying it!

Saying what?

That you are having an affair with a medical college girl.

Who said that?

Is it true?

It's not like that...

Then how is it?

I heard you have not been going to the workshop...

People came enquiring...

- Gayatri the thing is... - Look...

if there is something going on just tell me...

I'll go away!

Listen...

Assume I agree to use it...

what if it leaks in class?

There is no company name on it.

Fantastic, fine, rubbish...

Who takes feedback this way?

I think this person must have a mental sickness.

What do you call it?

- Pervert. - Absolutely!

He is not asking for your panties!

He is trying to do something good...

As students of medicine if we don't understand then who will?

We are studying medicine that's why we understand.

We should never use something when we don't know...

where, how and out of what it was made.

You please don't get carried away and use it!

Throw it away!

Fine.

Fine.

Fantastic.

I could have done this myself...

Thanks anyway.

Look how the butterfly changes colour.

Becomes a soaring kite.

With new desires in her heart.

Look at how she takes flight.

Dressed in bright colours.

Adorned in glowing ornaments.

This means our dear girl has come of age.

It seems our little girl has come of age.

Oh dear one.

Come let's tie your braid tight.

Let's put flowers in your hair.

No runny nose anymore.

A silver nose pin will shine there.

Leave your glass marbles.

And all the window panes behind.

You were a flower, now you are a bird.

The doll of clay.

ls now made golden.

The packet of magic.

Is now emboldened.

This means our dear girl has come of age.

It seems like the little girl has come of age.

The doll has come of age.

The doll has come of age.

Ma?

Sonu?

Where is everyone?

Gayatri?

- Manohar. - Yes.

What is happening in Tinku's house?

Tinku's test match has begun.

Her puberty ceremony is on.

Test Match?

This means our dear girl has come of age.

It seems like the little girl has come of age.

Go to sleep.

It might hurt a little... Don't be scared.

Tinku!

Tinku!

Here! Here!

Come here...

Quickly!

You used to be so small...

and now you are all grown up!

You know what it means to grow up?

It means you have to take care of yourself.

Take this...

Open it...

Open it.

Tinku... not able to sleep?

What's this?

Lakshmi?

Do you have any shame?

Gayatri!

Gayatri come here!

Look what your husband is doing!

He has gone totally mad!

Listen everyone, listen! Look what this man is doing!

No. no.

- You are so disgusting! - I wasn't doing anything wrong...

Such a sick man!

Hey Lakshmi... What are you up to?

Please listen to me...

What are you up to?

I'm doing nothing wrong!

Don't you dare come here again.

Get out!

Ma, what are you doing?

Your sisters can't stay in this neighbourhood anymore.

Why?

All the roadside boys will give them the same 'gift'.

From now they will stay with their older sister.

I can't ruin their lives because of you!

But...

No buts!

My daughter-in-law...

is going back home out of shame!

Gayatri, what are you doing?

I'm embarrassed to call you my husband!

Who are you?

Everyday I'm seeing a new repulsive side of you.

Why is your life stuck between a woman's legs?

You are not going to work, not going to the gym...

what is this disease you have got?

You are not going anywhere!

What else do I do?

The world is looking at me as if I have corrupted your mind!

You don't know what I'm doing?

I don't know what you are doing!

No one knows what you're doing... or why!

A small girl has just attained puberty today...

how can you give her your creation in the middle of the night?

How can anyone understand?

Isn't it good if Tinku's habits are healthy from the start?

You have doubled my shame!

Whether I die from a disease or not...

I will definitely kill myself out of shame!

Gayatri...

Please forgive me.

Please forgive me, Gayatri.

What can I do...

Caring for you has become my obsession...

Sometimes our obsession about caring makes us forget to care.

I'll do whatever you tell me to

I'll do whatever you want... Just don't leave me.

Please don't cry!

It doesn't look nice when men cry.

You...

give it to me.

I'll use it

I'll use it for your sake.

But let this be between us.

I'll do anything for you...

but I can't bear you being insulted!

I just can't!

Narmada har!

- We won't come. - But why...

Brother, they will not come...you leave.

You have come to Lord Krishna's temple.

God will fulfill your needs.

Take the offerings.

Lord Krishna will bless you.

Hail to the lord Krishna.

Hail to the lord Krishna.

Be happy, brother. God bless you.

Washed your sari again last night?

Just let it go now...

I listened to you...

I used it for your satisfaction.

Now you listen to me...

You can't make everything for me.

God is with me... you are with me! Nothing will happen to me.

Promise me...

Listen...

from today you will not talk to anyone about this...

or make this thing and give it to anybody else.

Mother.

A child could have lost her life!

How many times have we told you!

Donkey!

Look...

before giving it to the customer we must test it ourselves.

What did you say?

I'm explaining to this moron...

that we must test each thing ourselves

before giving it to the customer.

No, no...

Use some red syrup to do your test!

It's the final test...

If I don't do it right, I won't get another chance

I'll give you 55 rupees every month...

buy it from the store...

Remove it from the packet, wrap it in a leaf and say...

you made it!

I'll do it... I'll do this too...

If I fail!

Look at this one too.

Can I get a ladies panty in my size?

Lakshmi!

Lakshmi!

Come!

Coming!

The blood will coagulate.

Ramu has given this medicine...

This will stop coagulation.

Gayatri...

I promised you that I wouldn't talk about this...

or ask anyone else to try this...

But I never promised...

that I that won't try it on myself!

Somebody save him.

Please someone save him.

Calm down, calm down...

Speak sir.

He infected our river with disease!

He should be sent to hell alive!

He is against religion.

Did you know...

he woke up Tinku in the middle of the night

and was talking filth to her!

He is a man of loose morals

I saw him running behind the girls from the medical college.

If he tries his luck everywhere he is bound to catch some disease!

I've heard this kind of disease spreads by touching.

Maybe your daughter-in-law has got this disease as well!

He doesn't have any disease. He's lost his mind!

- Let's go Gayatri... - Take her away

I don't know what sins God is punishing me for!

Because of him I had to send my daughters to their sister's house.

You go as well...

It is better if we all stay away from him

I'm also leaving

I will bear the insult of living in my daughter's home...

Nothing has happened to Lakshmi!

He was just doing a test with blood.

Putting blood all over your body...

what kind of test is that?

I think it's some black magic...

He must have sacrificed a goat and bathed in its blood

I've been watching for days... He is possessed by a spirit!

I say we should hang him upside down from a peepal tree...

and beat him with a broom until this spirit leaves him!

Do whatever you think is right...

Let's go Gayatri.

You can't take her!

Get out of the way!

Otherwise we will break all your bones!

If our sister has to become a widow so be it...

but she won't stay with a dirty man like you.

Though you were poor we thought you were from a good family...

But you... you turned out to be scum!

- Come on Gayatri! - Wait a minute.

I just want to talk to her for a minute...

Give me one minute.

Gayatri...

You tell me...

do you want to leave me?

I told you...

for a woman...

there is no bigger disease than shame.

You are her husband... Stop her!

The village council has decided that...

I have sold my share of the workshop...

Here is some money...

Give it to my mother...

and tell her she doesn't have to go anywhere.

I'm leaving the village.

Lakshmi... where will you go? What will you do?

To change Gayatri's shame into respect...

I will do whatever it takes...

I will go to hell if I have to!

Sister...

Eat something...

Just 1 roti...

Gayatri...

What will happen by starving?

The fault is ours...

If we had known 2 days before the wedding...

that he is this kind of a man...

then by God...

we would have stopped it!

Now what can we do?

Forget him as soon as you can.

Sister-in-law!

What happened, Sister-in-law?

Are you hurt?

Are you hurt?

Why are you screaming for such a small thing?

Lose some weight...

have mercy on your knees!

If you eat one meal less you won't die!

You broke the pipe!

A little cotton in a little packet...

can't snatch my life from me!

What is the difference between the cotton

in this pad and the cotton in my pad?

Your pad has... ordinary cotton.

This one has cellulose fiber.

So this...

this is not cotton?

Cellulose fiber...

So this... this...

Cellulose fiber... Where will I get it?

It comes from the trees.

Which tree?

If I knew so much...

I would have become a college professor!

Excuse me.

Will I find a professor here?

What do you want?

Knowledge!

If you want little knowledge pay the college.

If you want full knowledge pay cash for private tuitions!

And if I want it for free?

- Professor sir... - Not now...

Stop. Jad u, stop.

I thought I would get free knowledge by working in a professor's home...

But your professor dad is never around!

Forget him!

All the knowledge is in here. What do you want to know?

It has all the answers?

It does.

So ask...

What is cellulose fiber?

Which tree does it come from and where can I find it?

Can you repeat that?

Cellulose fiber...

It's not working.

Hey don't!

It will break!

It's working!

It soaks and stays dry...

It's magic!

But... why do you want this?

You won't understand.

Tell me more.

Write this number down...

What number?

An American company is selling this cellulose.

You will have to make a call to America.

Got money?

Hello...

Welcome to GS Cellulose. How may I assist you?

I want to buy cellulose

I want to buy cellulose for pad...

Pad?

Like the pad used in cricket?

That will stay dry even in the rains?

I want it!

Sir...

I want to buy cellulose for pad...

So you are starting a new company?

Yes. yes!

Could you give me some more details...

your company name, address, the planned investment etc...

You first send sample.

You first send sample.

Sir since you are not an established company...

we cannot help you till you give us

some idea of the size of your investment.

Looks like they only supply to big companies. We won't get it...

But how do they know we are not a big company?

How much is your salary?

- 0,000. - 'Hello.'

Say 6,000 crore investment!

- 6,000 crore investment. - 0,000?

- Address... - Can I hear that right?

Lakshmi Enterprise...

5 number...

P.S College, Staff Quarter, Indore

6,000 crores... You mean 6 billion?

- Yes. - Yes, yes, yes!

Indore.

Too much money...

The end!

Your clothes...

Lakshmi Enterprises?

No?

Sir, please wait.

- Sir sign, sir! - Move away.

This is cardboard...

Looks like a wrong delivery!

My blue file...

What is happening here?

L...

was trying to make a sanitary pad.

You are a man, right?

How can a person who is unable to protect a woman call himself a man?

Lakshmi...

I couldn't sleep all night...

Your dialogues are so powerful!

You want to make a pad, right?

Buy this machine and make your pads.

Machine?

Yes...

This is the machine that makes sanitary pads.

Fully automatic, 10 metres long, 500 tonne engineering marvel...

that can make 100 pads a minute!

Some IIT, MIT graduates have used all their education

and knowledge to design this...

for you!

And it costs just a few million dollars...

Afew million?

What's a few million to you?

Your dialogues are so powerful!

You may be uneducated, but you have emotion.

And that macho thinking of yours is worth billions!

You'll get this machine for free!

Lakshmi...

If you roam around blinded by emotion...

you'll die a joke!

If you want to make pads for the safety of a woman...

then work harder, make more money...

and go to a store, buy pads for her.

Be a man...

not a fool!

Bussa (Pulverize)

Bussation! (Pulverisation)

Chaptation! (Compression)

Potlition! (Wrap Fusion)

Saaf suthration! (Sterilization)

I made a mistake

I don't want to make a pad...

Smart!

Where are you going?

I want to make the machine that makes pads.

Thank you for the knowledge!

See you!

I'll take your leave.

What's for breakfast tomorrow?

Damn you, oh dream.

Pulverisation.

Compression.

Wrap Fusion.

Sterilization.

To do 4 simple things...

why one big, expensive machine?

Need 4 small, cheap machines...

that each does one thing.

How do I break a piece of the flying cloud.

And squeeze a corner of the deep sea?

How do I day and night.

How do I pluck the threads of sunlight.

And from the shade, make a canopy.

Won't know...

Damn you, oh dream.

You have infected my veins.

Pulverisation.

Now wherever you go.

H! follow.

Damn you, oh dream.

I'm in your spell.

Now wherever you go.

H! follow.

Can I get a loan?

No loan, just massage.

No loan, no massage!

If you don't return the money in 1 year...

I will give you your final massage!

Thank you sir!

I stole away the moon.

Sang a lullaby for myself.

And put myself to bed.

Told myself to sleep tight.

But you turned on the light.

You used all your might.

Woke me from my sleep.

O damn dream.

I will strive day and night now.

And drive you crazy.

I won't let you get away.

Won't let you get away.

Damn you, oh dream.

You have infected my veins.

Now wherever you go.

H! follow.

Compression.

Conti-Nonovan Malaysia?

6,000 crore investing...

Send sample. Address...

You're a rascal.

I'm no less crazy.

We both sing the same tune.

Come let's not fight each other.

Come let's love each other.

Come! What's there to hide from you?

Oh my dear damn dream.

Wrap Fusion.

I can't live without you.

It's a U.V. chamber.

Keeps instruments germ-free.

We both following same path.

Don't disturb me.

Damn you, oh dream.

You have infected my veins.

Now wherever you are.

I am there too.

Sterilization.

Looks right...

But is it right for Gayatri?

How do I find out?

Excuse me...

Will this pharmacy open?

Yes it will.

Not today, the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow is Thursday.

What is this place? Hosting such a big music festival!

This is the limit! Please turn the car around...

Stop! Stop...

Reverse the car.

Stop, stop.

Excuse me...

Listen to me.

Is there any pharmacy open around here?

No.

Do you have a wife, sister or any woman in your house?

What do you want?

Actually our friend in the car...

We were looking for a pharmacy... suddenly...

It's a woman's problem...

We forgot to carry any...

You want a pad?

Got it.

Really?

- Let's go. - Come on.

Tomorrow I will know if it is right or not!

Narmada Har!

Namaste!

How is it?

It's good!

How is that?

How is what?

Hello! It's you!

Pari, he is the same guy who took out the pad

magically from his pocket last night!

Thank you!

Do we owe you money?

I don't want money.

How is the pad?

Meaning?

I know it's strange, but...

if I can get your...

feed back...

Come again?

How pad is...

Rubbish...

Fine...

or Fantastic?

It's not a dish to eat and rate!

Rubbish, Fine or Fantastic?

What rubbish is he talking?

Is it rubbish?

A pad is a pad... it is as it should be.

It is...

as it should be?

No difference?

That's all fine, but why is it your business?

It's Fine?

It's Fine?

You don't know what I have gone through to hear these 2 words!

It's Fine?

I made it with my own hands!

You are my first customer.

This is safe to use, right?

I made it for the safety of women!

Thank you!

I'll have it done today.

It will be done.

I'll call you later.

I just spoke to the lawyer...

He says the faster you sign the divorce papers...

the faster he can proceed

I have showed the astrologer my horoscope.

He says it's just a matter of a few days...

Everything will be ok.

Nothing will be ok until you legally separate from him.

Because of you we are unable to show our face anywhere!

Till you're his wife his stigma is attached to us all!

Sign this paper...

and free us from this shame.

He will come back.

You're still dreaming of his return?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

He is immoral... He will never change!

Time changes everyone. He will come back.

Hello.

Gayatri!

Yes?

I've made it!

Now I can say for sure that my pad is absolutely right for you!

It took time Gayatri! I worked really hard...

I spent a lot of money.

But don't worry...

I will clear all my debts and come back soon.

Gayatri you will be thrilled!

Gayatri...

Gayatri are you listening...

After all this time...

he didn't ask how I am...

Hello, Gayatri.

Only that...

that...

Pad...

Pad! Pad!

He hasn't changed! He hasn't changed!

You just...

Gayatri...

Gayatri and you no longer have a relationship...

The divorce papers will reach you.

Hello?

Why would anyone make a pad?

I don't believe this!

This cheap pad...

Cheap!

It has just cost me many sleepless nights...

a wife...

a mother...

a village, all my self-respect...

a little intelligence...

and a debt of 90,000 rupees to make this cheap pad.

How can a man be so obsessed with chums?

Sorry, sorry! I mean...

I understood your dialogue

I'm scared of speaking in English, not listening to it.

You call periods chums?

Chums.

Nice word.

Am I really your first customer?

You 1...

'Nu 2...

'Nu 's...

'Nu A...

You 5.

You packet!

Can I...

give you some feedback?

Yes?

If the pad sticks on one side...

it will stay better!

Hi!

Heard your tabla perfomance rocked Madhya Pradesh!

Always!

Alright!

20 minutes... Food will be ready.

So much stress in your life, why are you cooking? Let's order in...

After marriage as you are eating instant noodles...

what will you miss?

Once children leave home they miss their parents only when they eat.

At least you will say, 'I miss my Papa's food'

I want you to miss me everyday.

Food is just a conspiracy!

In 3 months I will finish my MBA...

and start making money.

Before you retire from llT I will have become a CEO

I'll pay you 3 times your salary and hire you as my cook

I also have my conspiracy.

Very funny.

Oh my god! Whatever this shit is, it's mindblowing!

Tomorrow your shit will also be mindblowing!

Dad...

You need to add butter to rice and then eat it.

It's a South Indian recipe called 'Vethal Kolambu'

Ve ve ve... whatever it is...

it's mindblowing!

Last month when I was at llT Chennai...

to give a lecture...

I had this at Professor Ramaswamy's house

I asked for the recipe...

he said, 'No recipe...

If you want to eat it come to Chennai'

I told him come to Delhi...

I'll feed you such amazing 'Vethal Kolambu'

that you will forget Chennai!

So I thought that before he comes...

I should attempt it once to be on the safe side.

So you are my guinea pig.

Why do all the world's mad geniuses make me the guinea pig?

All?

Who is the other mad genius?

Lakshmi...

Lakshmi!

What?

We spoke of 1 year...

it's long gone!

Money...

Return it...

else I will start your massage!

Your money...

You are Lakshmi, right?

Has he borrowed from you too?

I'm a chauffeur Sir.

Why don't you buy a mobile phone?

That tabla madam keeps calling me to talk to you...

I had brought her here the other day...

Talk to her...

One minute.

Yes?

Lakshmi this is Pari, your first customer.

Can you come to Delhi by day after with all your machines?

Delhi?

India's biggest innovation competition is happening...

Innovation competition.

IIT Delhi from the 24th...

It's at llT Delhi from the 24th, meaning the day after.

Many great innovations for the betterment of society...

will compete at this event.

Many great innovations for the betterment of society...

What's the use?

The innovation that wins...

will be known all over the country.

And it will win 200,000 rupees.

- You want your money? - Yes.

Give me 500 rupees.

He's here!

Hi! Let's go!

Hello.

Forget the formalities, let's go! Get the luggage out. Hurry up!

- How much? - 90 rupees.

Where is the toilet?

No time. Get your luggage, hurry!

Hello.

Lakshmi... Lakshmikant.

Cellulose...

board.

Machine...

Pulp...

Take...

I... press.

Cake... cake...

Cellulose cake...

Put...

Wrapping-

See...

see...

Killer... killer machine.

Germs...

On.

Kill... kill!

All germs... kill.

Then...

Ready... ready...

Multinational company, big company...

Big, big machine!

Automatic.

Selling...

Very...

a lot of money...

Pad... very expensive!

But this... "hand-omatic".

This machine... giving pad... 2 rupees.

Only 2 rupees, only 2 rupees!

L...

need to pee!

I go! No pad for peeing!

. Okay" . Okay"

So ladies and gentlemen...

put your hands together for Mr. Amitabh Bachchan!

- Are you his fan? - Who isn't?

Thank you!

Thank you. Please sit down.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you all very much

lam honoured that...

llT Delhi has invited me here today and...

given me the chance to stand here with all you great creators.

It is true that there is poverty in our country...

and our population...

is our biggest problem.

But I believe that...

if we look at our population...

not as number of bodies but as number of minds...

then there can be no force bigger than us in the world!

India should not be seen as a country of 1 billion people...

It should be seen as a country of 1 billion minds.

Today, despite so many difficulties...

if we are soaring in the world...

it is because...

of our innovative spirit.

The kind of innovation that happens in every corner of this country...

is simply quite, quite unbelievable.

The ads for our country...

call us Incredible India.

But I believe...

that we are a land of incredibly innovative Indians.

We are Innovative India!

Great innovators are those that lead society towards a better tomorrow

I wholeheartedly congratulate you all...

Award or no award...

May the spirit of innovation be always alive!

Thank you very much.

And now it's time to announce the innovation of the year...

and the cash prize of rupees 200,000...

Made out of mud...

a refrigerator that works without electricity...

Mitti Cool...

Created by Mansukh Bhai Prajapati.

Where are you going?

I don't know...

Pari...

Where the hell are you guys?

He has won the President's award...

for the life changing innovation of the year!

Oh my God.

What was the other one? The Vice President award?

- Come on! - Let's go.

Ladies and gentlemen...

America has Superman, Batman, Spider-man...

But India has Pad Man!

He is our real superhero!

Many congratulations!

Our Lakshmi has become a hero!

Our Lakshmi has become a hero! Look!

Our Lakshmi has become a hero!

He has become so thin...

He must not be eating properly...

- Gayatri! - Yes.

How did he become big by making that dirty thing?

I don't understand.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

You brought up Pari by yourself?

Right from...

doing her hair...

one day ponytail...

another day plait...

even curled it once! Look...

Curly hair!

Chicken chicken chicken! Everyday she wanted chicken...

To make chicken interesting...

and to introduce her to different flavours...

I joined a cookery class.

A class that teaches cooking?

Imagine one turban-man among 15 women!

We can truly enjoy fatherhood only by becoming the mother!

Just like...

We can truly enjoy being men only by keeping our feminine side alive

I'm so happy for you!

Thank you.

Your patent will come soon... llT will make sure.

Patent?

Means a stamp...

that this machine is your invention...

and no one can copy it.

Let them copy it... I don't mind...

What do you mean? I mind!

Don't be a sucker...

What is 'sucker' in Hindi...

Fool...

fool!

When you get the patent many companies will bid for it...

you will get millions of rupees!

But...

why should they pay millions for a machine worth 90,000?

The award money is enough for me. I don't want anything else.

An idea has value...

You made a machine that costs millions for 90,000!

It's a revolution...

Now some big company will buy the rights to your machine...

make it fancier, give it a name and branding...

make a lot more machines and sell them.

Out of 500 million women in India only 12% use pads...

imagine the size of the market!

You are going to be a millionaire!

I want my 15% commission after taxes!

Great innovators are those that lead society towards a better tomorrow.

What?

If they give me millions for my machine design...

how will they earn it?

Cost of the machine will go up and so will the cost of the pad!

If the pad becomes expensive then

what's the point of me making the machine?

I've had a full bottle of wine!

If you don't want the millions give it to me!

What will happen by earning millions?

There will be a golden handle on my plastic toothbrush...

but I need only the plastic bristles to brush my teeth, right?

What brush brush brush...

You have 'brushed' my wine away!

Go... goodnight!

Am I saying anything wrong...

Lakshmi...

Dad!

If the pad sticks on one side...

it will stay better!

The human being I innovated for...

I failed to help...

I could not help one, but I can help millions...

I'll go from village to village...

I will make pads and give them to women.

The purpose of my machine is not to make millions...

but to be useful to millions.

Come everyone! Lakshmi is here!

Come, Pinky!

Look Manju...

I always knew...

that Lakshmi was special!

Your money...

What is this Lakshmi?

Will I take back money from you?

You have made the village proud.

Show us your innovation!

This waiting is killing me! Anjali's interview started one hour back.

Looks like we will have to spend the night here!

They are starting us on a huge salary...

they will take their time to choose.

What will happen by earning millions?

There will be a golden handle on my plastic toothbrush...

but I need only the plastic bristles to brush my teeth, right?

Pari Walia

When you get your periods...

then instead of cloth or anything else...

use this.

You will always be healthy.

Take care of yourself.

The newspaper says that this is the year's biggest innovation...

Details on page 9.

We didn't read the full article!

This is not an innovation...

this is filth!

I gave you money...

and instead of paying interest...

you give us this disgusting thing?

Give me my money back!

- Congratulations! - Thank you.

Very rarely do we offer a job to a candidate

after their first interview.

Well done!

So Miss Pari...

- are you willing to join... - I-I'm sorry...

I have to take this call...

Sorry.

Hello!

Please give away that patent.

This is not an innovation...

this is a curse!

Curse?

Where does he live?

Over there.

Come back Lakshmi!

Your mother is getting older worrying

about your sisters' marriage.

Give her this money...

I'll give you my number. Keep me updated about her.

And anyway what will I come back and do?

Take care of yourself

15 rupees that I took from you...

That I had borrowed!

Because you are in a photo with Amitabh Bachchan...

don't think you are too big.

If you want to return it...

it has to be at the same village...

where you borrowed it.

Come Hariya!

Why is Pad Man not flying high?

What are you doing here?

I'll do it and tell you...

Practice smiling.

Illiterate fools didn't understand, right?

They'll never understand...

If they want to die let them

I have already ruined my life, why are you wasting your time?

The women understood all about pads...

they accepted them...

and actually paid for them!

Come on. Take it.

Take it.

What did I tell you?

Practice smiling.

Why is it so hard for you to smile?

Smile...

Smile...

Smile! You won't die!

They accepted the pad and paid for it?

How did you do this?

Who am I?

You are a magician!

I am a woman...

Only a woman can talk to a woman about women things.

Why don't men understand such a small thing?

- You are a Tin' Bhinnat woman! - What?

I mean, so fast...

You think I am a fast woman?

No... no... I mean...

Nice person.

I mean...

Go...

and make some pads...

The rest of the women in the village are waiting...

Go!

Sorry! This dry bread and soupy vegetable is all I have to offer...

In Delhi we pay thousands to get this

village atmosphere and organic food

I'm getting it for free!

Help!

Help!

Savitri!

- What happened? - Sister.

Who is she?

This is the first woman who listened to me and bought our pad.

I will kill you.

He drinks everyday and beats me for money.

If he doesn't get money he threatens to sell our daughter!

Hey!

If you come close to her again...

wherever you fall will be your grave, understood?

What are you doing?

These words should not escape from his other ear!

So...

making sure it stays in.

Why do you tolerate so much?

What do I do?

My parents have washed their hands off me...

I don't know any work... what could I do?

How was the pad?

Have you gone mad?

She is going through so much and you are bothered about your pad!

I'm asking the question to reduce her grief.

Is your pad Alladin's magic lamp that will soak up all her grief?

Wait and watch!

Lakshmi...

Can I say something?

Yes tell me.

We should...

give this a name.

Women are still embarrassed to call it a pad...

If it has a name they can easily ask for it!

Wow Savitri!

What an insight!

What should we name it?

No way!

No!

“ PAR!“ .

Lakshmi!

We sold everything!

48 packets sold!

Come inside and take your share!

Why are you smiling so much?

It's the smile of killing two birds with one stone!

Besides doing its job...

this pad can soak up all the problems of these women's lives.

This is Alladin's magic lamp!

So my work here is over?

Can I go back to Delhi?

In India, out of 500 million women only 12% use pads...

I had heard this from someone.

So stop smiling stupidly and make more machines...

so that every village can have a pad factory.

It takes 90,000 to make each machine!

The money from the award is over...

Haven't you heard of a bank?

I have... but never been to one.

Banks give loans...

to women like Savitri...

to buy your machine from you.

You will get the money to make your next machine.

The women will sell the pads

and from their earnings pay the bank in installments.

As soon as the loan is paid off the machine will be theirs.

You keep making machines and giving them to women...

women will make pads, pay off the loan,

run their factory and make a living.

How are you so smart?

Because I talk without smiling stupidly!

We use cloth...

My heart is just like yours.

We are just like one another.

My way of seeing is just like yours.

Our attitude is just the same.

My soul is just like yours

3 rupees...

Only 2 rupees!

Sorry... 2 rupees!

Don't cheat!

Our prayer is the same.

Yesterday our dreams were different.

Today they are in sync with each other.

As soon as it begins they run away...

and don't come to school for 4 days...

Studies suffer...

They can't change their cloth at school!

She doesn't need to sit at home on these 5 days...

She can comfortably go to school...

A little impatient.

A little clueless.

We both have the same issues.

A little worldly.

A little extraordinary.

We both have the same destination.

One path.

One goal.

We both are on the same journey.

My heartbeat is just like yours.

We are kindred spirits.

We are one voice, we want the same things.

Yesterday our dreams were different.

Today they are in sync with each other.

Chicken!

Is that News 360?

Why are you dirtying a clean shirt?

People should know I make my machines with my own hands.

They shouldn't think that I sit in an AC room and shake my leg!

You are a marketing goon!

You should be teaching in a management school!

- Let's go. - Wait.

Now what?

Tuck your shirt in.

Shirt tucked in?

He never tucks his shirt in by himself...

2 women's organizations from Maharashtra have emailed us...

They want 10 machines!

Tamil Nadu wants 4, Kerala 5...

Bihar needs 10...

We are getting orders from China and Africa as well!

Sister!

Sister!

How are you?

Lakshmi?

Lakshmi is absolutely fine! How are you?

Do you have a number?

Yes I have his number. One minute...

Here...

Yes?

Hello?

Somebody from Union of Nation is calling...

He's speaking fast in English... You please speak...

Hello?

Yes, yes. This is Lakshmi Enterprises...

The United Nations!

It's lakshmi.enterprisesQhotmaiLcom.

Yes, yes.

He would love to!

Thank you so much!

The United Nations wants you to come and do a talk in New York!

Which village is that?

A very big village...

The United States of America!

This is where that woman with the torch

is standing on the water, right?

I know! I was just testing you...

Welcome Mr. Lakshmikant Chauhan!

Thank you for joining us.

We're so honoured to have you speak with us here.

Please come with me on stage...

Now I am with you...

Mr. Lakshmikant Chauhan!

I greet all the distinguished guests present at The United Nations

lam a little nervous... I have never ever stood in...

Excuse me...

You please...

no stand. Sit...

Please... I do my talking from my mouth.

You talking... middle middle... word not coming!

Please... request!

Please.

Laugh laugh laugh...

Laugh.

People laughing...

village... that time...

so I make invention...

my pad machine...

You laughing this time...

I make new invention...

my English!

Lakshmi English...

LINGLISH!

No school... no study...

No spelling... no grammar...

But you understanding full!

English only taxi...

taking my feeling to you. Ok?

Ready? Meter down?

Who is first Moon man?

Neil.

Arm... strong.

Who is first...

Everest man...Tenzing...

Who is first Pad Man?

Lakshmikant Chauhan!

Short...

Lakshmi! Why?

Lakshmi means money...

But this Lakshmi today...

United Nation... stage... you clapping... Why?

This Lakshmi not chasing Lakshmi...

If Lakshmi also running to money...

make Lakshmi money man, not Pad Man!

All chasing money...

Big house, bigger house... bigger, bigger, bigger house...

Foolish!

Your White House biggest house!

Why?

No thinking! Just living, living, living...

Thinking having money means all problem going!

Everybody praying... God please... please...

no problem... give me no problem...

You want no problem? Die!

After dying no problem!

Simple!

No problem means...

you not living. Problem coming...

chance for living.

This Lakshmi lucky!

India... full problem country!

Lane lane problem. Left problem right problem...

up problem down problem... Everywhere...

problem problem problem! Problem means...

Mauka.

Mauka meaning...

some... nity...

" Opportunity. - opportunity! Yes!

Thank you. Opportunity! Yes.

That only making India full opportunity.

Lakshmi find problem in 5 day woman chums.

Some people what they calling chums, you know?

Test Match!

5 day cricket test match... You know?

For saving knee from hard ball in cricket...

man wearing 2 pad... one one leg.

Calling woman problem test match, but no woman no pad!

Woman using dirty cloth.

Much more danger than ball hitting leg and breaking!

I seeing my wife also doing same...

My pad story also sad story...

Everybody calling Lakshmi mad.

But Lakshmi thinking pad.

Only pad!

Small boy helping Lakshmi. Children best.

Simple. No too much thinking!

I also same... no too much thinking.

My mind white paper...

No black fear! Only...

white paper.

Big company having money for doing R&D...

- Research and... - Development

I poor. I doing T&F...

Try. Fail. Try. Fail. Try. Fail...

Best Fail!

Lakshmi fail Lakshmi learn.

Calendar changing changing changing...

Slow slow Lakshmi making big machine small.

This machine very easy... Simple!

Very simple! I not study llT...

but llT study me.

They giving me award.

End I make first pad...

Give to... this pad I give to...

Fairy... fairy lady...

Please... big hand for fairy!

Fairy make Lakshmi fly!

Today... I change name from... Let me talk...

like American...

I change my name from Lakshmi Kant...

to Lakshmi Can!

This pad...

I made... 2 rupees.

Only 2 rupees.

You know?

Giving woman...

2 month extra life...

Yes, yes.

You know how? I will explain...

5 day every month...

5 day every month woman sitting outside house...

Doing nothing!

5 x 12 equal to 60

1 year 60 days... 2 months waste!

Woman wearing pad meaning 2 month life extra!

Why for man 12 months year but woman only 10 months?

Why?

Bloody men!

Half hour...

half hour man bleeding like woman...

they straight dying!

I believing...

Big man, strong man...

not making country strong.

Woman strong, mother strong...

sister strong...

then country strong!

Today...

Today pad machine making woman strong.

Full life having pad, full life having business also!

You know why?

Other business...

going up and down, up and down up and down...

but this business only up!

Why tell?

This no joke!

Don't laugh... I serious!

Till woman having chums pad selling.

One woman stop, new woman start.

Nature business... No down, only up!

You thinking I mad...

No problem!

That time also...

all saying, Lakshmi...

mad! Lakshmi... mad!

Mad only becoming famous!

Today famous, but Lakshmi same.

Lakshmi no money...

No money.

Little... only.

Money making...

one man smiling.

Good doing...

many woman smiling.

I have...

for...

my country"-

I have to do... lot.

India today...

only 18% women...

using pad

I want to make India 100%."...

100% pad country!

I want...

I want...

I want...

I want...

1 million more women having job...

Pad business! I want... I will...

You wait, you watch!

I come back to United Nation and you are listening my Linglish again!

How you like my Linglish?

You want to learn? You come India!

2 rupees. I teach!

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh god.

Where did all this English come from!

It wasn't me! It was you speaking from within me!

Hello.

Gayatri!

What's your confusion?

My mind is a white paper... no stains!

One kiss hasn't made me your life partner!

When 2 people spend time together at work it happens...

Human body... Excitement happens!

You live your life fast, non-stop...

In any case we are very different...

You are veg, I eat only things that move.

You like your mouth open, I like mine closed...

And above all you are rural and I am urban...

Not even digital India can bring them together!

Now can lwatch my film in peace?

Padma Shri Pad Man!

What?

Yes... look!

The government has honoured him with the Padma Shri Award!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

This was just excitement... not an invitation to elope!

One minute...

Hey Padma Shri Lakshmi!

Yes?

The whole of Maheshwar is waiting for you!

The same people who wanted to beat you up

will carry you home on a chariot!

Your flight is in 2 hours.

Tell Maheshwar to be ready.

Thank you Papa!

Say something in Linglish...

Lakshmi make pad machine...

But Pari make Lakshmi.

Your name not only Lakshmi pad name...

Your name... Lakshmi heart name.

Bye bye...

Thank you!

For Lakshmi...

you first...

you second...

you third...

you four...

you five...

you six...

you seven...

you eight...

you nine...

you ten...

eleven...

Why didn't you tell him you loved him so much?

Why did you let him go?

If I hadn't let him go...

then he wouldn't be the same guy that I feel...

whatever for.

If he had stayed back...

he would feel very small.

He is getting the chance...

to make someone else happy.

To feel good about himself.

To keep that...

foolish and...

cute smile of his alive!

He isn't normal!

No shooting bang bang.

No dramatic entry.

No breaking bones.

No jumping from high-rise buildings.

No fancy dialogues.

No cool dance moves.

No sprawling mansions.

No choppers.

But this crazy guy is a superhero.

Salute Pad Man!

PAD MAN.

PAD MAN.

He's a mad mad mad PAD MAN.

PAD MAN.

PAD MAN.

He's a mad mad mad PAD MAN.

Every woman...

Wife, sister, sister-in-law...

Neighbour and mother.

A dancing girl or a veiled one.

Every woman needs it.

Whatever their name.

His ways are risky.

But he doesn't care.

He walks on with determination.

The world can say what it likes.

Pari madam is working in London...

He's a freak of nature.

Forget English.

Forget college degrees.

Here is a marvel 'Made in India'.

Salute Pad Man!

PAD MAN.

PAD MAN.

He's a mad mad mad PAD MAN.

PAD MAN.

PAD MAN.

Here is a marvel 'Made in India'.