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[♪♪♪]
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- Well, Dick, Joanna,
it looks like the three of us
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will be showering together
tomorrow.
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- Why--why is that, George?
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- I still can't fix
that water heater.
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There's only enough hot water
left for a quick soap and rinse.
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- How--how much is
a new hot water heater?
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- About $1,200.
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- Wow!
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Will, uh,
will you wash my back?
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- Maybe I should keep tinkering.
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- Well, isn't that
new handyman coming today?
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Maybe he could help you.
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- He's not a handyman.
He's a stonemason.
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He repairs fireplaces.
I repair water heaters.
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- No--no you don't, George.
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- Low blow, Dick.
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- Honey, since we're doing
repairs anyway,
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wouldn't this be a good time
to print a new brochure?
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- What's wrong
with the old brochure?
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- It's so dated! Read this.
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- Coming soon...
color television.
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Well, I guess we can
spruce it up a little.
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- Great!
I'll re-write the brochure
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and take some pictures
for the cover.
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- Jo-Joanna,
you're not a photographer.
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- I think I have
a very artistic eye.
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- Well, then open it
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the next time you try to
take a picture.
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- Hi-ho.
What's the haps, chaps?
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- I'm going to update
the inn's brochure.
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- Oh, did that color TV
finally come in?
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- Hey, everybody.
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This is Stoney,
the stonemason.
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- Yo!
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- Yo to you.
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- Hi.
- How you doin'?
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- Michael, is he a laborer?
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- He said "Yo," didn't he?
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- Welcome to the Stratford.
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- Thanks.
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Hey, nice pipe wrench.
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- Yeah. It was my dad's.
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- He had good taste.
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- Hey, you're all right, Stoney.
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Do you know anything about
hot water heaters?
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- Sure! My pop was
a hot water heater man.
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- The fireplace can wait.
Come on!
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- I-I wonder if Hallmark makes
a card for a moment like that.
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- Hey!
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- Don't even try it!
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I know your type.
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You wear a hardhat
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and say things
to make me walk fast.
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- Broom.
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- Is that some macho
wisecrack you use
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while you and your buddies
are drinking beer?
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- No, I just need a broom.
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- Oh.
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- So, go get me one.
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- Just who do you think
you're talking to?
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- The maid.
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- Do I look like a maid?
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- Well...
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yeah.
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- Oh, stop begging.
I'll get it.
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- Okay. Now I want to get
some indoor shots.
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[CAMERA FLASHES]
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- Joanna, no more pictures.
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You've got pictures of me
waving to the postman,
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pointing to the inn,
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and making stupid angels
in the snow.
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- Dick, you looked adorable.
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- A grown man lying on his back
flapping his arms in the snow.
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It's not adorable.
You better burn that picture.
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- I just want to
finish up the roll.
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- How many more do you have?
- 30.
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- I'm going upstairs.
- Oh, great!
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I can get an action shot
of you turning down the beds.
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[SIGHS]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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- I know what you're staring at.
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- You do?
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- Don't worry.
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I'll clean this mess up
before I go.
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- Well, you better.
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- Thanks.
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- You're welcome...
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and don't ask me
for anything else.
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[GRUNTS]
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- Good morning, honey.
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I finally decided on the perfect
picture for the brochure...
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the one where you're posing
with some of our guests.
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- I-I don't remember that one.
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- Well, it will only take
two seconds.
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The jolly innkeeper posing with
his happy-go-lucky lodgers.
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[DICK CLEARS HIS THROAT]
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- Uh, excuse me,
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my--my wife was wondering
if--if you'd do us a favor.
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- We're eating.
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- Well, my--my wife
can see that,
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but she'd like to take
a picture of the three of us
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for the new Stratford brochure.
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- Who are you?
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- I'm Dick Loudon,
the jolly innkeeper.
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- Oh, say yes, Art.
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Maybe he'll leave us alone.
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- Okay. Here we go.
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- You didn't say
you were going to touch us.
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- Oh, this is lovely.
[GIGGLES]
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- Take the picture, honey.
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Take...the...picture, honey!
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- Take the damn picture, honey!
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- I'm waiting
for the little green light.
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- Art, he's looking down
my blouse.
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- Oh, that's a good one!
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- It's also the last one.
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- Oh, it's you.
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- Yo!
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- [SIGHS] I guess Dick
and Joanna failed to mention
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that we require proper attire
in the dining room.
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So if you intend to
eat in here,
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I suggest you either
pull your shirt down
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or pull your pants up.
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- I'm just having coffee,
thanks.
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- [SIGHS]
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- Milk.
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- [SIGHS]
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- Thanks.
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- I suppose you want me
to stir it for you, too.
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- If you want.
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- [SIGHS]
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You'd think a man
with shoulders like that...
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could stir his own coffee.
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- Greetings!
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- Michael!
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- How's my little sugarplum?
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- [SIGHS]
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- Oooh, someone should send him
a message in dress code.
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So, ready? The meter's
ticking on the sleigh.
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- Sleigh?
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- Cuppers, yesterday
was the first snowfall.
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Our annual sleigh ride
down Main Street
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to show off
our new winter woolens.
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- Oh, of course!
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Michael, you know
how I live for this day, but...
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Dick said I have to work.
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- Well, this really
ruffles my muffler.
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Has this man no respect
for tradition?
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How about this afternoon?
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- Well, I guess.
- Of course!
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We throw them a curve
and show up fashionably late.
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After seven hours
in foot-freezing weather,
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those pedestrians
will pop their parkas.
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[CHUCKLES]
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'Til then, my dreamsicle.
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- [GROANS]
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- Pump too much iron?
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- I must have pulled my delt.
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- Your what?
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- My delt.
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My shoulder.
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- Oh.
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Is it painful?
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- Ah, I can live with it.
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- Good.
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I certainly hope you don't
expect me to rub it or anything.
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- Suit yourself.
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- Is this the delt
you're talking about?
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- Um, higher.
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- Here?
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- Little higher.
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- Here?
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- Oh, yeah.
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[SIGHS]
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[SATISFIED SIGH]
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- What, what's this?
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- It's what I've written
for the brochure.
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- "As you wake and gaze through
the leaded glass window
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"of your elegantly appointed
bedchamber,
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"your eyes will fairly dance
as they feast upon
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"the verdant panorama
of the majestic rolling hills."
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Uh, ex-exactly where
are-are-are the hills?
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- Well, you know,
that one out back.
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- That's not a hill.
It's more like a-a-a bump.
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- So I should cut out
the word "majestic?"
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- That-that should do it.
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Oh, and, uh, maple syrup
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doesn't--doesn't "plummet"
out of the tree.
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It--it kind of, uh...
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- Cascades?
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- I was--I was thinking "drips."
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Of course, that's just
one man's verdant opinion.
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- Right!
Well, if what I've done
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doesn't meet
your high standards, fine.
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Write the whole damn thing
yourself!
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- Uh...
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Ste-Stephanie...
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- Yo.
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- What--what--what
are you doing?
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- Dick, I'm pushing
a wheelbarrow.
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- Is-isn't that
one of the first signs
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that the world
is coming to an end?
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- You're a good little worker.
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Oh, I got a kink.
[GRUNTS]
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- Uh, if you'd like, I could
rub your shoulder again for you.
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[SIGHS]
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- I'll--I'll just, uh...
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I'll--I'll be in...
if--if anyone...
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- [GROANS]
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- Uh, Cuppers?
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- Hi, Michael.
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- Did my designer lenses
deceive me
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or were your dainty digits
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actually burrowing
that beefcake's biceps?
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- What are you talking about?
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- Steph, I could see
with my own peep...
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Good God!
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Is that...soot?
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- Uh-huh.
- What's come over you, girl?
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- I don't really know.
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You see, Stoney and I...
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- Stoney and I?
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You're referring to
yourself and another man
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in the same sentence?
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- I was just doing
an honest day's work.
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Stoney does it every day.
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- [MIMICKING]
"Stoney does it every day."
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Steph, don't you see
what's happening to you?
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You're being swept away
by that wolf in cheap clothing.
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- Michael, you're acting
like a child!
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- I am not!
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You like Stoney
and you don't like me!
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[SOBS]
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- Michael, where are you going?
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- What difference does it make?
You've got your stone man.
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Oh sure, he may be built
like a Greek god
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and have the strength of ten,
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but I have something
he'll never have...
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a festively-colored sleigh!
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Ya.
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
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[SLEIGH BELLS RING]
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- Did--did I hear a whinny?
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- Dick, I need to talk to you.
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I'm a confused yet petite
bundle of hormones.
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- Well, see--see, that would be
more Joanna's department.
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- Please! Help me.
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- Stephanie,
I'm-I'm really...
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I'm not--I'm not
very good with...
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with hormones.
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- Dick, I don't know
what's happening to me.
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Have you ever been
uncontrollably attracted
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to someone whose powerful
biceps are slick with sweat?
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- No.
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- Dick, I want Stoney...bad!
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00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,961
- Stephanie, I'm-I'm not sure
I'm the right person--
258
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,497
- And then again,
I still love Michael.
259
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,733
Oh, Dick,
make this feeling go away.
260
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,470
- Which--which one?
261
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,109
- I'm not sure.
262
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,946
- I-I-I don't know
where to begin.
263
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,517
- Daddy always used
shopping as a metaphor.
264
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,221
- Oh, all right, all right.
Let's see.
265
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,991
Let's say you're out
shopping for-for-for clothes.
266
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,028
- Can we make it sweaters?
I love sweaters.
267
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,263
- Fine, fine.
You're out...
268
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,598
you're out shopping,
shopping for sweaters.
269
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,634
- Good.
270
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,471
- And--and you walk...you walk
into this store, and,
271
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,607
and you see
this nice blue sweater.
272
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,277
- I prefer red.
- It's red.
273
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,879
And-and you'll look great
in it.
274
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:29,947
- You think?
275
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,382
- Yes.
276
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:36,087
Uh, but--but when you
examine it closely,
277
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:41,092
there--there's something that's
not--not quite you about it.
278
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,127
- It's orlon.
279
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,632
- What? Whatever.
280
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:53,604
Well, see, Stoney is like
that orlon sweater, and,
281
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:57,208
and somehow I just...
I just can't picture you
282
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:01,245
going out with
an orlon kind of guy.
283
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:05,149
- Go on.
284
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,222
- Go--go on?
285
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:15,893
Um, on the other hand,
Mich-Michael is, is more, uh...
286
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,229
- Cashmere?
- Okay.
287
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,567
- Cashmere lasts,
and I wear it so well.
288
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,435
- Great.
289
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,204
So the--the--the point is,
290
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,206
you're--you're going to
have to make up your mind.
291
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:33,144
You know, is it--is it orlon
or is it cashmere?
292
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,114
- Daddy would let me have both.
- Well, this...
293
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,217
This is my story.
294
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,519
- Okay.
295
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:44,655
I'll take the cashmere,
but then again...
296
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,158
- You-you can't
change your mind.
297
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,594
All sales are final.
298
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,899
- I don't like your store.
The salespeople are so pushy!
299
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,670
- Stephanie, is--is
any of this sinking in?
300
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,139
- I think so.
301
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,442
You're saying that Stoney
is sort of a machine knit
302
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:08,779
whereas Michael
is more of a handwoven.
303
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,351
- That's--that's where
I was going with it.
304
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,588
- [SIGHS] I'm so glad
we're talking in sweaters.
305
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,491
It actually makes learning fun.
306
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,061
Thanks, Dick.
307
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:28,366
Well, I guess I better go
break this to Stoney.
308
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,902
He probably doesn't
have any sweaters.
309
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,573
How do I say this
using tank tops?
310
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,077
- Well, just...tell him
how you feel with--
311
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,612
without clothes.
312
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,215
- Dick, that would
only lead him on.
313
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,455
- Nice work, Stoney.
314
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,767
- Okay, it's like this.
315
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,670
I'm a natural fiber person,
316
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,771
and I could never even
try on a synthetic,
317
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,675
let alone have one
in my closet.
318
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,144
I hope this doesn't
destroy you,
319
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:17,215
but we must end
this madness now.
320
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,418
- I don't understand,
but I'm sure I'll get over it.
321
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,190
- Not you, George...Stoney.
322
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,526
- Oh...oh.
323
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,395
- Well, another job done.
I'm outta here.
324
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,899
What do you say we go somewhere
for a drink and talk?
325
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,402
- I don't think so.
326
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,705
A clean break is best.
327
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,573
- Uh, not you...George.
328
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,974
- Sure!
329
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,881
- Well, you're a good
little worker.
330
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,850
I mean that, Stacey.
331
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,094
- How did he, uh...
how did he take it?
332
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,829
- He was destroyed.
333
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,769
- And stay out!
334
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,945
- I'll--I'll just,
uh...if--if anyone...
335
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,549
- Michael, you're soiled!
336
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,719
- Never whip a nag before
you climb into the carriage.
337
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,726
You should have seen
the looks I got
338
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,896
dashing through the snow
after a one-horse open sleigh.
339
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,303
- I don't know
what came over me.
340
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,771
It's all my fault.
341
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,239
I was driven by a surge
of unbridled lust,
342
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,876
but I know with you by my side,
I'll never feel that way again!
343
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,517
- That's my girl.
344
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,457
- Do you think
you could forgive me?
345
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,192
- What's to forgive?
346
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,694
I never thought for a moment
347
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:13,531
that sturdy stallion was
any match for this polo pony.
348
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,265
- Oh, Michael!
349
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,334
- There have been times
350
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:19,437
my loins still have been
tempted by animal passion.
351
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,972
- When?
352
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,443
- Whoa! Look at the time!
353
00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:26,577
If we're going to make
that sleigh ride,
354
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,312
we better meet back here
in an hour,
355
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,981
cleansed, coiffed,
and covered in cashmere.
356
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,756
- He said cashmere!
357
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,538
[JOANNA LAUGHS]
358
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:55,840
- Look at this.
359
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:57,975
- What-what are you
laughing at?
360
00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,910
- Pictures of you, Dick.
361
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:04,181
- George just picked them up
at the one-hour photo.
362
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,182
- Oh. Let me--let me see.
363
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:06,417
- Okay.
364
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:09,887
- These are good.
365
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,991
What's this picture
of Stoney doing in here?
366
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:15,593
- Oh, that's mine.
367
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:16,761
- What?
368
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:22,767
Joanna, let--
let me explain
369
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,636
the difference between
cashmere and orlon.
370
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,612
[♪♪♪]
371
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:01,572
- Meow.
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