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- Did you call Dick?
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- Yeah, he'll be here
in a minute.
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And I'll get the dinner.
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- Boy, am I hungry.
- Me, too.
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I never used to eat much,
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but ever since I've been here,
I've been ravenous.
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- It's probably all the work
you've been doing.
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- I guess that's true.
I have been busy.
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- Boy, that looks good.
- I hope so.
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- I never realized
how much there was to do
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around a place like this
until I had to do it.
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- It can wear you out.
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Oh, boy!
Mashed potatoes.
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- I'll get the rolls
and gravy.
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- Thanks.
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- I'm just exhausted
all the time.
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- I know what you mean,
it never ends.
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- Now, have I forgotten
anything?
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- The butter.
- Right.
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- I don't mind saying,
I could use a day off.
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- Who couldn't?
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But in this business,
it's 7 days a week,
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24 hours a day.
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- Ah, there,
that should be everything.
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- Look at this pot roast,
vegetables,
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rolls, homemade gravy.
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Joanna, do you think someday
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when I meet the right guy
and get married,
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that you could teach me
to teach whoever I hire
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how to cook just like you?
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- Sure.
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There you are.
How's the book coming?
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- Oh, not fast enough.
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This is the last time I do
a book on such short notice.
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It's impossible to write
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everything you ever wanted
to know about camping
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in a week.
It just can't be done.
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- I'm sure you'll
finish on time.
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- No, it won't, honey.
It can't be done.
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- Where are you going?
- Back to work.
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- Dick, I hate to think
of you wolfing down dinner
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at your desk.
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-Wolfing is all I'm gonna
have time for tonight.
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- Excuse me. I'm sorry.
I don't mean to interrupt.
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- Can we help you
with something?
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- Who do I see about a room?
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- Me, I guess.
I'm going that way anyway.
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- I'm not taking you away
from your dinner, am I?
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- No, you're taking me
away from my work.
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My dinner is right here.
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- I'm sorry.
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- No, I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to seem grumpy.
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It's just I'm very busy.
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- I'm not even completely
sure I need a room.
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I mean, I need a room,
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but I'm not sure I need it
for a whole night.
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I don't mean that
the way it sounds.
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See, I had a little spat
with my wife,
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and I figured
I better get out
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and let things cool off.
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- So that would be
a single room?
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- Uh, yeah.
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First time in 19 years.
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But it's no big deal.
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She's probably calling
all over town for me.
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She hasn't called
here yet, has she?
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Holstead.
Marjorie Holstead?
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- No, she hasn't.
- Oh, well.
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Whether she calls me,
or I call her,
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it's no big deal.
- There you go, Mr. Holstead.
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Top of the stairs,
third door on the right.
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- Great. I'm gonna
pay you now,
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in case she calls,
and I end up leaving early.
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How much was it?
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- 35.
- Oh, good.
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Oh, look, there's
my wife right there.
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- She's a handsome woman.
- Yeah.
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You should see her
in color.
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I'm sorry. Look.
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I've got 20.
How much was that?
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- 20.
- Oh, good.
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That dinner looks great,
by the way.
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I didn't even get
any dinner.
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- Hi, Dick!
- Hi, Kirk!
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- Oh, you want to talk
in your study.
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- No, I want to work
in my study.
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- Listen, before you start,
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what would you say
to you and me building
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a miniature golf course?
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- I would say I'm very busy,
and good night.
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- Dick, pull your
head out of the sand
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and listen to
the world around you.
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People love miniature golf.
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- I have a book that's due
in four days.
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- I don't care.
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Miniature golf
is a gold mine.
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Just think how
it would sound.
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The Stratford Inn, nestled
in a grove of maple--
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The Stratford Inn, nestled in
a grove of maple trees,
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just a stone's throw
from Dartmouth College,
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featuring colonial decor
and 18 holes
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of championship
miniature golf.
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- No, Kirk.
- Before you say no--
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- I just said no.
- Let me get some brochures.
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- No.
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- I'll bring 'em over tomorrow.
- No!
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- I'll be by at 8
in the morning.
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- No!
- I'll see you at 8.
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- Good morning.
- Hi.
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- No breakfast?
- No time.
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- You can't write
on an empty stomach.
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- Yes, I can. Honey,
I'll have a big lunch.
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I've got to get started.
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And I mean it, no calls,
no interruptions.
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I don't care if the inn
is burning down,
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just throw a wet blanket over
me and let me keep working.
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- Morning!
Any word from my wife yet?
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- Morning, Mr. Holstead.
No, I'm sorry.
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- Oh.
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- Dick told me what happened.
I'm sorry, too.
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- You'll have to excuse me.
I have a book to write.
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- Oh, you're a writer?
- Yeah.
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- Boy, I always wanted
to be a writer.
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And a pilot, I really wanted
to be a pilot.
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- I really have
to get to work.
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- What's the book about?
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- Camping.
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- Oh, I always wanted
to be a camper.
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Well, I guess
I'll be leaving.
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- I hope things work out
with you and your wife.
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- Oh, I'm sure they will.
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We have our little tiffs like
everybody every once in a while.
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You wouldn't know where
I can get some flowers
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this early in the morning?
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- Gee, I don't know. I doubt
if the florist is open yet.
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- Oh.
- Hi. Where's Dick?
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- I thought I'd stop
by the house
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before she left for work.
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- Who?
- His wife.
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- Sure would help if I had
some flowers on me when I do.
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- Take these.
- Those would be fine.
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- Oh, that's awfully nice.
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You wouldn't have a card
to go with these.
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- What do you need
a card for?
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She'll know
they're flowers.
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Is Dick still sleeping?
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- No, Kirk.
- Well, thanks anyway.
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Gosh, this is a nice place.
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Maybe I'll come back sometime.
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- With your wife.
- Right. Good-bye.
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- And good luck.
- Thanks!
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Oh, and I'll return the vase.
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- Keep it.
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Is he in his study?
- You can't go in!
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- I'll tell him you
tried to stop me.
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- Kirk!
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- You're not gonna believe
how cheaply
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we can get
into miniature golf.
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- Joanna?
- I tried to stop him.
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- No, she didn't.
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- Kirk, get out.
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- It's okay.
I can take care of it.
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Kirk, get out.
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- Guess how absurdly little it
will cost to build a course.
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- No.
- Guess, or I'm never leaving.
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- $5,000.
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- Get real, Dick.
$15,000.
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We'll make that back
the first day.
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- Get out!
- Just take a look
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at some of these themes
we can choose from.
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There's galactic golf,
there's daffy golf,
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there's gorilla golf.
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- Kirk, it's a dumb plan.
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We have snow on the ground
six months out of the year.
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- Polar golf.
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- And the other two months,
we have mud.
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I don't have time to run it.
You don't have time to run it.
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It's a stupid plan.
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- Are you saying
you're not interested?
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- That's right.
- Well, I'm not giving up.
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I'll build the course
without you.
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- Fine.
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- And I'm putting it
on your property.
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- You do, and I'll sue you.
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- Fine, you can
serve me the papers
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on the windmill hole.
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- How did your meeting go?
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- Your husband is living
in the Stone Age.
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- Well, if you don't need me,
I'm off to do some shopping.
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- Before you go, did you
wash those bed spreads?
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- Why don't I just
buy some while I'm out?
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- Stephanie.
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- Joanna, do you realize
how long it's been
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since I've gone shopping?
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- Not until you
finish your work.
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- You don't understand,
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I'm not someone who goes
shopping to get out of work,
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and I don't go shopping
because I'm bored.
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I go shopping, because...
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I need to shop.
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- It's not that I don't want
you to go shopping,
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It's just I want you
to understand priorities.
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- Do you wanna come with me?
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- That's not gonna work,
Stephanie.
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- No, I mean it,
I want you to come.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- Even if I come, you'd still
have to do your work first.
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- I know.
- How quick can you finish?
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- 20 minutes.
- What if I help you?
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- Half that.
- Let's go.
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- Hi, Dick.
- Hi, George.
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- Getting some rolls?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, rolls are great.
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Are you gonna give me
a pension plan?
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- I really haven't thought
about it much.
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- Well, I'm just kind of
worried about my future.
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- Could we talk
about this later?
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- We can't talk about it
too much later.
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I'm not gonna have a future
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if I don't start
planning for it.
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I saw something
on TV last night.
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Say want you want about TV,
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but it can be pretty
darn informative.
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- I guess.
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- I'm just worried about
ending up all alone.
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- You won't be alone, George.
You have Joanna and I.
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- I know, but let's
face it, Dick.
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Any Sunday afternoon, you and
Joanna could go out for a drive.
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A truck comes
around a corner,
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and, wham, I'm alone.
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- George, if you're really
that worried about it,
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why don't you go down
to the bank
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and talk to someone
down there about it.
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That's their business,
planning for the future.
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- That's a good idea, Dick.
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What would I do without you?
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- I guess you're gonna
find out at the bank.
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- Are you still out here?
I thought you'd be working.
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- I'm trying, but every time
I turn around,
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somebody interrupts me.
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If I could get 24 hours
with no distractions,
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I'd be home free.
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- Hi.
- Oh, no.
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- Mr. Holstead,
don't tell me you're back.
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- Funny, that's just
what Marjorie said.
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- What happened?
247
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,127
- Honey, it's none
of our business.
248
00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,830
- My whole life
just fell apart.
249
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:38,602
- I don't suppose this is
anything we can talk about
250
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,371
after I finish my book?
251
00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,406
- Dick!
- I'm sorry.
252
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,408
I shouldn't be coming
over here,
253
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,343
dumping all my problems
on you guys.
254
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,245
- Don't be silly.
- It's not silly.
255
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,383
- Boy, I didn't realize
Marjorie was this angry.
256
00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,385
Do you know
what she called me?
257
00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:56,921
An aimless, indecisive wimp.
258
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,823
- Maybe you're just
taking it wrong.
259
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:03,094
- Ed, do you know why
she called you that?
260
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,962
- Because I've never
been able to decide
261
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,831
what I want to do
in my life.
262
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,101
Now, her? Marjorie is a
career-oriented person.
263
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,537
She's a high-school principal.
Lots of responsibilities.
264
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,972
Very imposing woman.
265
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,608
You've seen her picture.
266
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,376
Boy...
267
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,813
But me?
I'm not like that.
268
00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:25,817
No, I just kind of
go along, you know,
269
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:28,686
dreaming...
and selling suits.
270
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,288
- Ed, there's nothing wrong
with being a suit salesman.
271
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,925
- There is, if you really
want to be something else.
272
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,526
- What is it you really
want to be?
273
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,696
- Anything but a divorced
suit salesman.
274
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:44,035
- Ed, maybe all she needs is
a little cooling off period.
275
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,138
- Yeah. It's not like
I've been a bad husband.
276
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,340
I don't drink,
I don't gamble,
277
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,175
I don't smoke,
I'm reliable.
278
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,211
Boy, when she walks in
that door at night,
279
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:54,912
her dinner is on the table.
280
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,851
Where does she get off
being the injured party?
281
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,485
I'm the one who got yelled at.
282
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,686
I'm the one who's gonna need
283
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,989
a little time for cooling off.
284
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,624
- Well, maybe so.
285
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,393
- Yeah, maybe it's good
this happened.
286
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,428
Ho, ho, ho.
Yes, siree.
287
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:15,066
Maybe I'm even glad
it happened.
288
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,667
It's about time I realized
289
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,304
that Marjorie and
I have just grown apart.
290
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,873
I'm going to my room.
291
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,408
And if she calls,
you can tell her for me
292
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,010
I'll be right over.
293
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,990
- Dick?
294
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,491
- George, is this
really important?
295
00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:42,226
I'm very busy.
296
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,327
- Okay.
297
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,901
- Honey?
298
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,903
- Joanna, is this
a conspiracy?
299
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,537
Nobody wants me
to finish this book?
300
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,039
- Now, Dick, that's not fair.
301
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,707
We have tried
to leave you alone.
302
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,810
But now George is
back home from the bank
303
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,377
where you sent him.
304
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,613
He just wants to talk
to you for five minutes.
305
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,749
- And you told him I would.
- For five minutes.
306
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,885
Good old George?
307
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,053
- All right.
Get him in here.
308
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,387
- Okay. George?
309
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,357
I'll leave you two alone.
310
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,525
- Thanks, honey.
311
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,029
- Joanna told me
you didn't really mean it
312
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,363
when you said you were busy.
313
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,898
- How'd things go at the bank?
314
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,134
- Pretty good.
They took my life savings
315
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,535
and put them in
a new account
316
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:26,003
that earns a higher interest.
317
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,271
- That sounds good.
318
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,006
- You know, Dick, the man
at the bank said that,
319
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,142
over the course
of a lifetime,
320
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:35,279
the average person earns
over $400,000.
321
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,547
- I think I've heard that.
322
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,449
- And he said that
the average person
323
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,584
ought to save about
ten percent of that.
324
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,553
That's $40,000.
325
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,056
- And how much have you saved?
- 600.
326
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,359
He said, at the rate
I'm going,
327
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:51,762
I probably shouldn't think
about retirement in my lifetime.
328
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,400
- George, maybe you should think
about saving a little more.
329
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,602
- That's what the man
at the bank said.
330
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,172
I guess I could cut back
on a few things.
331
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,707
I know I spend
a fortune on nails.
332
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,179
- George, anything
you spend on the inn,
333
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,480
I'd reimburse you for.
334
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,982
- Really?
335
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,516
I've been buying things
for the inn
336
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,452
ever since you came here.
337
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,788
You don't suppose
you owe me $40,000?
338
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,125
- No, George.
I'll tell you what.
339
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,961
Why don't you figure out what
you can put aside every week,
340
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,197
and whatever that is,
I'll match it.
341
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,464
- You'd do that?
342
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,200
- I was going
to give you a raise.
343
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,968
We'll just call it
your raise.
344
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,804
- Boy, that sounds
like a great idea.
345
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,406
Gee, thanks, Dick.
346
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,641
It sure takes
a load off my mind.
347
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,809
- I'm glad.
348
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,611
- Now every time
you and Joanna
349
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,446
go out for
a drive on Sundays,
350
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,981
I can breathe easy.
351
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,052
- Dick, I know you're up
to your ears in work--
352
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,486
Who isn't?
353
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,956
But I thought you'd like to know
that there are men outside
354
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,791
with a bulldozer
and a windmill.
355
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,428
- I'm going to kill Kirk.
356
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,764
- Dick, did you know that
there are men out there--
357
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,733
- I heard.
358
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,736
Hey, get off that bulldozer!
359
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,138
George, go out and tell him
we don't want
360
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,272
a miniature golf course.
361
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,108
- A miniature golf course?
362
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,609
- George.
- Okay.
363
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,179
- Kirk!
364
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,581
Don't turn away,
I know you can hear me!
365
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,116
You get in here this instant,
366
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:23,020
or I'll hire that bulldozer
to mow down your cafe.
367
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,488
- Is he coming?
368
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,123
- Of course he's coming,
that was a great threat.
369
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,260
- What is it?
370
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,794
- What in the world
do you think you're doing?
371
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,863
- Why are you so upset? I told
you I was gonna do this.
372
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,066
- Are you crazy?
- Just calm down.
373
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,568
Give me $14,000,
and we'll both be rich.
374
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,870
- Get those men outta here,
or I'll call the police.
375
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,738
- Look, I can't have
these people leave now,
376
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,474
or I'll lose
my $500 deposit.
377
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:44,775
- Get them out of here.
378
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,577
- You're the most unbending
man in the world.
379
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:49,046
- Now, Kirk.
- Okay, fine.
380
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,149
But from this moment on,
our friendship is over.
381
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,256
- He's really nuts, isn't he?
382
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,291
- Yeah.
383
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,794
- Just as a matter
of curiosity,
384
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,896
what is a miniature
golf course?
385
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,901
- Well, a miniature golf
is a golf course
386
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:16,140
that's very...
small, and, uh...
387
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,709
you putt these
colored golf balls
388
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,878
through a windmill
389
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,014
and a dinosaur
390
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,915
and a loop-de-loop.
391
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,517
- Why?
392
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:27,918
- No one knows.
393
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,288
- Hi.
- Hi, Ed.
394
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,357
- Oh, what are you
doing here?
395
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,626
I thought you checked out.
396
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:36,827
- I checked back in.
397
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,595
- Oh!
398
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,331
Uh, in that case,
399
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,500
why don't you loiter in
the lobby for a few minutes,
400
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,069
and I'll run up and
throw your room together.
401
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,441
- Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy.
402
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,143
- Rough day?
- Boy.
403
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:56,047
- I don't want
to seem insensitive,
404
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,948
but I have a book to write.
405
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,750
- Is that that
same book, Dick?
406
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,856
- As this morning? Yeah.
407
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,125
- You are a lucky guy.
408
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,094
- Yeah, I know that.
Well, I gotta get started.
409
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,662
- You've got
this beautiful inn,
410
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:15,032
a real career,
a wife who likes you,
411
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,667
a reason to live.
412
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,172
- Did something else
happen today, Ed?
413
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,408
- I told my boss that
Marjorie had thrown me out.
414
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,945
He said, if I let it affect
my work, he'd fire me.
415
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,980
Then I tried calling
Marjorie at the school,
416
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,550
but she wouldn't
take my calls.
417
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,418
I even went down
to the school cafeteria.
418
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,353
I thought I'd catch her
at lunch.
419
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,556
She must have eaten
in her office.
420
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,092
Sat through
both meal periods.
421
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,727
By the way, we're not having
fish sticks for dinner, are we?
422
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,797
- No.
- Oh, that's one good thing.
423
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,665
- I'm sorry about
all this, Ed.
424
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:52,303
- Well, I'm sure eventually
things will work out.
425
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,671
You'll just have to have me
mope around here
426
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,006
a little while longer.
427
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,342
- You know you can stay here
as long as you want.
428
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,343
- Oh, thanks.
429
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,213
- No, he can't.
- What?
430
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,215
- I don't think this is
the best place for him.
431
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,950
There's nothing I hate
more than butting in
432
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,319
to other people's
personal problems.
433
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,553
- I welcome it.
434
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,457
- You say your marriage
is in trouble because
435
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,959
your wife thinks
you're a wimp.
436
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,330
You want to know something?
437
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,831
You are a wimp.
- Oh.
438
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,867
- Dick!
- No, no, he's right.
439
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,903
Go on, Dick, lay it on.
I need this.
440
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:30,241
- Look, you want
your wife back, right?
441
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,708
- More than being
a stunt man.
442
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,778
- Then tell her that.
- She won't talk to me.
443
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:35,912
- Then go see her.
444
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,381
Go to your house and say,
445
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,183
"Marjorie, we're never gonna
solve our problems,
446
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,884
"with you here and me
over at the Stratford.
447
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,819
"My marriage means
a lot to me,
448
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,421
and you're not gonna
ruin it."
449
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,723
- Oh, I could never
say that to Marjorie.
450
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,058
- Why not?
451
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,694
- I can't talk and
dodge dishes at the same time.
452
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,895
- Then don't try to talk.
453
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,364
Take a dish and throw it
back at her.
454
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:54,731
- Dick!
455
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,400
- I'm trying to tell him
to stand up to her.
456
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,968
- Wish I could.
- You can.
457
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,403
- You really think so?
- Yes.
458
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,804
- You'll go with me?
- No.
459
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,373
- Why not?
460
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,041
- Because she wants him
to be strong.
461
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,076
Being strong is not bringing
two friends along with you.
462
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,278
We could wait in the car.
463
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,712
- I have a book to write.
464
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,281
- I promise I won't keep you.
465
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,083
With you there,
I know I won't chicken out.
466
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,553
- What do you say, honey?
467
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:16,887
- Please, Dick?
468
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,722
This is stupid.
But if it'll help, fine.
469
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:19,923
Let's go
and get it over with.
470
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,226
- Okay! We can't,
she's not home.
471
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,565
- When will she be home?
- Oh, I don't know.
472
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,567
With Marjorie's schedule,
you can never tell.
473
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,169
It could be anytime
from 7 to 7:10.
474
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:35,005
- Okay, that's it.
We go to your house 7 or 7:10.
475
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,675
Now I have got to get
some work done on my book.
476
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,979
- Don't take him wrong, Ed.
He's a wonderful guy.
477
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,648
He'd do anything for people.
478
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,883
It's just that...
he has this thing
479
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:47,918
about his work.
480
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:49,520
- Oh, I know what you mean.
481
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,822
I go through the same thing
with Marjorie.
482
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:57,461
ED: This is good.
483
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,697
This feels like
this is the thing to do.
484
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,599
- DICK: Ed, would you
quit bouncing up and down
485
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,702
in the back seat?
- I'm sorry.
486
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,037
Neighborhood looks
really good.
487
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,038
This is it!
488
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,816
- That's a pretty house, Ed.
- Yeah.
489
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,152
You see those two trees
in the front yard
490
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,522
and all those hedges
by the front porch?
491
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:26,657
- Yeah.
492
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,025
- They were all there
when we moved in.
493
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,496
- Really, that's great.
494
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:37,100
- Well, this is it.
- Just remember, be strong.
495
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,201
- Right.
496
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,703
- You put 20 years
into this marriage,
497
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,405
and you're not gonna
give up on it now.
498
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,539
- Right.
499
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:46,109
- Show her you're a man.
- Man. Got it.
500
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,514
Look, I don't know what
I would have done
501
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,416
without you two guys
in the last couple of days.
502
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,418
If I don't see you again,
I want you to know
503
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,586
I think you're
terrific people.
504
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,721
- Oh, thank you.
505
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,191
- Dick, if you ever finish
that book of yours,
506
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,059
I'm gonna buy it.
507
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,796
- That may be just the incentive
I've been looking for.
508
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,741
- Good luck!
509
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,075
Well, there he goes.
510
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,545
- Yeah.
511
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,781
Don't ring the bell!
Walk in!
512
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:28,051
- Well, he's in.
- Yeah.
513
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,253
- I know you didn't want
to do this,
514
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,689
but I'm awfully glad you did.
515
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,590
- At the rate Ed was going,
516
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:36,226
there was no telling
how long he'd be with us.
517
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,696
If it helps him
and saves a marriage,
518
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:39,963
I guess it was worth it.
519
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:49,440
- What are you doing back here?
- Oh, this isn't a good time.
520
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,576
- What do you mean
it isn't a good time?
521
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,212
- What would be a good time?
- When she's alone.
522
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,784
- Oh, Ed, I'm so sorry.
523
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:04,221
- She didn't waste any time,
did she?
524
00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:05,589
- I guess not.
525
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,626
- Well, two can play
at this game.
526
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,762
I know who that guy is
in there,
527
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,398
and I know how to get even.
528
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,868
- What are you gonna do?
- Nothing yet.
529
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,540
But wait till he needs a suit.
530
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:41,492
- Oh, there you are.
531
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,059
I woke up,
and I couldn't find you.
532
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:45,295
- Yeah, I wanted to be at
the post office when it opened.
533
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,497
- You finished your book.
534
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,866
- At 4 this morning.
- Oh, Dick.
535
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:51,968
If it's any consolation,
I'm proud of you.
536
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,371
You had an almost impossible
task, and you did it.
537
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,674
- I'll appreciate it more
when I get some sleep.
538
00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,443
- Freeze, Dick!
539
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,978
- Tell her.
I'm going to bed.
540
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,414
- Dick, listen.
541
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:08,485
I acted like a fool over
this miniature golf thing.
542
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:11,121
Our friendship means
too much to me.
543
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,256
I'm willing to let
bygones be bygones,
544
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:16,993
if you give me $250 for
your half of the deposit.
545
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,395
- No.
546
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:19,996
- Then our friendship
is over!
547
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:26,102
- Wake you up around noon?
- Fine.
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