All language subtitles for Kims.Convenience.S04E02.Couch.Surfing.1080p.iT.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-KiMCHi-eng

- Hey.
- Hi.

Have to apologize.
My wife is teaching piano again.

That's good.

Oh, she good,
but not the children, huh?

Very cute, but so bad.

Same mistake over
and over and over.

We all start somewhere.

Yeah, but have to know
when to stop.

This one is the worst,

But they pay, so we take money.

That's my daughter.
I'm here to pick her up.

And she has so much improved.

So much better in just one day.

Could be prodigy.

You can go upstairs and get her.

Please, get her.

No, she still has
another 20 minutes.

Good.

I get to listen to her beautiful
music for another twenty...

You know, I'm just
gonna drink this outside.

- Lucky you.
- Sorry?

Okay, see you.

This is awesome.

A half day of work,
full day of earth destroyer 4.

We gotta save the world
this time.

I thought we were
destroying the world.

I see our problem now.

This is new, right?

Oh, good.

An upstairs problem.

Hey, Terrence,
is that coffee fresh?

As a newborn baby.

I make a new pot every hour
to maximize productivity.

Good thinking. Keep it up.

I've got other ideas.

Uh, yeah. Lead by example.

Examply.

Hey, I got your text.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Lisa rented the cottage
for us all to go as couples.

Hey, it's a work thing.

On a houseboat?

Team-building exercise.

Look, they printed the t-shirts
and everything.

Well, this was important to me.

My name is already on the shirt.

What? I don't care
if your name is on the shirt.

I can get you one
with your name on it.

- I don't want a t-shirt!
- Babe!

Okay, see you.

Great. Okay, bye.

Great news.

Water pipe burst
in Jung apartment.

He have to stay here.

He ask to come,
or you ask him to come?

- What difference?
- Big difference.

You rather have Jung live on
street in life-death emergency

Instead of stay here?

Jung gonna die from broken pipe?

- Yobo.
- Just asking.

Okay, he can stay.

Bible say welcome the guest
as you would welcome the Jesus.

Bible always taking you side.

What's this?

Meet 'job board Terrence.'

JBT. I like it.

Why can't you just
say those things to us?

Well, because
constantly reminding you
might get a little irritating.

Not like a cartoon boss.

And I already
took out the garbage.

Then it should be crossed off.

- Can I cross it off?
- Only I can cross things off.

So we still have to talk to you.

Hmm. Oh, Shannon.

Might I introduce you to handy's
newest team member.

- Who?
- Job board Terrence.

I think we settled on JBT.

Okay, whatever.
You guys need to sign these.

I have no idea
who's written them.

Can no one commit to anything?

Okay, I'll add it
to the list. But first,

JBT wants you to smile more,

Shannon.

Now you gotta do it.

There she is.

I guess JBT won somebody over.

Was that harassment?

It's a cartoon, Stacie.
Loosen up.

Can't believe Jung going
to live at home again.

Eating same food,
sitting at the same table,

Using same hand towel.

Remember, if I pull
my ear like this,

Means it's time for him to go.

Hey, ajuma, ajushee.

- Hi, Kimchee.
- Where's Jung?

Oh, I thought he called you.

He did.
He gonna stay in Janet's room.

You mean, Janet's apartment.

- Maybe you misunderstood.
- Maybe you misunderstood.

Well, why Jung don't stay here?

Yeah. Who knows?

Maybe he wanted me to have
the more comfortable stay, huh?

So far so good.

And remember, it's a life
and death emergency.

And bible say
have to treat all guests equal.

Room is upstairs,
food in fridge.

Oh, thanks so much, ajuma.

Oh, I brought you something.

- Wow.
- Oh, jam.

- We already have.
- Oh, I can return it.

Maybe not now.

This photograph
feels kind of flat.

I mean, it is flat,
but flatter than usual.

Hey, I'm trying to buy
some kettleballs on amazon.

Can I borrow
your charger, roomie?

Can I give it to you in a bit?

You can use mine.

Oh, thanks.

I'm Jung.

Oh, right, uh...
This is my brother.

I'm lending him my room,
'cause his apartment
is moldy or something.

Uh, burst pipe, and I offered
to sleep on the couch.

It's fine. I'm smaller.

Make our project amazing
while I pee.

- Here.
- Thanks.

But I don't know
if I should be accepting
a charger from a stranger.

I'm Jung.

Did I already say that?

Well, now you won't forget it.

It's locked in now.

I'd offer to help, but Janet got
all the brains in the family.

I doubt that.

No, it's okay.

I got the height,
the arms, the legs.

Not the calves, though.
Don't tell anyone.

Your secret's safe with me.

Okay, well,
I hope you guys don't have
to stay up all night working.

No, we actually
might go out later.

- Somewhere in Adelaide.
- Seriously?

If you're down that way, there's
a club you've gotta check out.

I know the bouncer.
We spot each other at the gym.

- I might even go later.
- Where? Nightro?

It's a good club.

I mean, if we're
right there anyway...

It's a douche den.

- I was just making a suggestion.
- Thanks,

But we're not
really into muscle talk,

Or guys doing
their accidental double intro.

'So you don't forget it' thing.

It's not a thing.
It's not a thing.

Oh, my god. Did you just do it?

It's fine.

Wow. I was gone for,
like, a minute.

Okay, well,
thanks for the charger.

Okay, bye.

Who's ready for girl's night?

- Oh, my god, you have no idea.
- Spill.

Alejandro's bailing on Lisa's
cottage weekend.

"House-boata-palooza. Gonna be
the best weekend of my life."

I mean, why am I still with him?

Okay, don't press
the panic button.

You just need to blow off
some steam.

And maybe post a hot pic

After downing a couple
of these bad boys.

There's that smile.

JBT getting 'er done.

Give me one
of those baby bottles.

Oh, wait.
That one's hand sanitizer.

Ooh, good eye. Okay.

How's your choir bake going?

Not choir baking.

Cooking for whole church
lunch tomorrow.

Mmm. Smell good.

Hey, ajuma,
the bed's really comfy,

And the comic books
were a nice touch.

Yeah, okay.

Hey, ajushee,
can I get you a beer?

I brought a bunch.

Hm, if you need help
with drink...

Thanks, ajushee.
They might be a little warm.

No, because I put
in the freezer.

Awesome.

Old ajushee secret.

Popsicle-style.

- You like golf?
- I don't know much about it.

I teach to you.
Yeah.

First sit down.

Then open beer.

Then yell at them
like you can do better.

I can do that.

Geonbae!

Can I tilt this just a bit?

It's perfect.

Just put your eyes
at my eye level.

Hey guys, sorry about the
inconvenience.

It's fine, you live here.

She means Jung staying over.

Didn't you see
his sweaty workout
clothes in the bathroom?

No.

- Hey Gerald. Chelsea.
- Jung.

Hey can you clear
those workout clothes
out of the bathroom?

Other people workout in there.

- Sure thing.
- Ooh, grapes.

- Yep.
- Are these seedless?

They are.

You going to Fightro later?

It's nightro.
And I don't know.

Is something wrong?

We'll finish this in our room.

So what's going on?

It's nothing.
Forget it.

Wait, are you sad?

I'm not sad.

And you don't have to
protect your friend
from me, you know.

You don't even remember
her name.

Yeah, I didn't get it
because you were

Too busy making me
look like an idiot.

You were hitting on her
in the middle of a project.

I was making a connection!

I like connecting with people.

Not that you'd understand.

What does that mean?

It means you're not the most
emotionally available person.

You're definitely available.

At least I'm not some
impersonal robot.

'Cause that's what I am.

Beep-boop, beep-boop, beep-boop.

I thought you were sleeping
on the couch.

I thought you were going
to Fightro with Sydney.

Who's Sydney?

Whoa, these dudes are styling.

Think I could pull off
those pants?

Never pull off pants.

That's golf rule number one.

Okay.

Feet off table. House rule.

See what I have to put up with?

I don't want smelly feet
print on the table

And popcorn on floor
like in dirty movie theater.

Sorry ajumma.
I can vacuum it later?

What's that?

You put beer in freezer again?

It explode everywhere!

Ice cream is ruin,
dumpling is ruin.

- Beer is ruin.
- We going to talk about this!

It was me.

What?

The beer was warm and I forgot.

Oh yeah? Okay.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, yeah.
You is guest.

You sit, relax.

Yobo.

- You clean up.
- Mmm.

Kimchee.

Kimchee!

Hey. Everything okay?

Last night,
after you go to sleep,

I eat some food
Mrs. Kim make for church.

- How much did you eat?
- Not important.

Then I remember that Mrs. Kim
not get mad at you

For exploding beer.

I don't like
where this is going.

Oh, please, kimchee.

- Good morning, kimchee, yobo.
- Good morning.

Thank you.

What happen?

Oh, um...

I had a bit of the munchies
last night.

You eat almost all of it!

- How can you do like that?
- Almost all?

Sounds like kimchee
just make a silly mistake.

Like with exploding beer.

Well, one mistake too many!

You come here
with your everyday jam
and exploding beer,

And even though
you are not guest I want,

I say okay
because I try to be good person.

- But then you eat
all my church food!
- Well, not all.

What kind of guest do that?

Wild crazy animal
guest like you!

I am so sorry.

- Maybe this make you
feel better.

Thanks for last night.

Those tiny bottles
really sneak up on you...

oh, my god.

I forgot about the drawings.

I gotta to go. Okay, bye

Oh, no. Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

What is that?

Terrence with
a dick nose? Rude!

That's a dick nose?

I don't know.
Why would I know?

Dick nose Terrence.

JBT! Looking good!

DNT looking better.

What happened to my nose?

Not cool, guys.
Someone get this down.

Why would someone do this?

But JBT is all
about positivity...

Well, judging by the nose,
I'd say he looks pretty happy.

I thought you kicked Jung
onto the couch.

No, because I'm a warm,
sympathetic human being.

And you sleep like little bird.

I got up to use the washroom
and watched you for a bit.

Morning.

Thanks for looking out
for me, Chelsea.

So sweet of you.

Oh.

Running late.
See you, guys later.

Don't worry, he'll forgive you.

Forgive me?

Because you insulted him
in front of Sydney.

I thought you were
watching your movie?

You guys were
way more interesting.

Then you know
Jung's crazy, right?

Some of the stuff he was saying?

Like, I'm "emotionally
unavailable?"

Mmm-hmm.

Gerald?

You have a lot
of other great qualities.

A beautiful sleeper for example.

You agree with him?

I don't know if you've noticed,
but I just agree with everyone.

He's the one
who's emotionally messed up.

- Hitting on every girl he meets?
- He's in his prime.

And you're just
practicing safe emotional
boundary maintenance...

What is that?

It's the Janet fence.

But there's a good reason
for that, I'm assuming.

Yeah, and maybe one day,
you'll open the fence
and tell us.

Open, closed, we still love you.

Mmm-hmm.

- Mmm-hmm.
- Should we hug?

Mmm. I would,
but I'm in a hurry.

- Maybe later.
- See.

- Smack into the fence.
- Mmm-hmm.

Oh, good, my chair will
not stop swiveling.

When will this
whiteboard disaster end?

We'll just order a new board,
and JBT can live on.

Oh, like when my mom
just ordered a new sailor suit

When the first one
got destroyed?

Let's face it.
Whoever did this
is gonna strike again.

Or whoever did this

Might be going through
a hard time right now

And just foolishly expressed it
through vandalism.

Oh, my god!
They added more.

Seems like
it's open season on DNT.

Don't worry...
this ends now.

- Janet.
- Umma.

Why you say like that?

- You said it like that first.
- So...

You having good time
at Janet and Jung
fun time party house?

I'd take kimchee any day.

- Janet.
- Hey, appa.

At least Jung don't eat
all your dumpling, kimbap
and mochi donut hole.

Kimchee did that?

He didn't mean to do that.

When you stick food
in your mouth,

You mean to do that.

Okay obviously
you're just mad at Jung

And taking it out on kimchee.

- That's not reason.
- No?

No. He's ungrateful
and don't appreciate me.

- Jung or kimchee.
- This not your business, Janet.

Well, Jung's worse.

I give him my room
and he calls me a robot

With no feelings.

- Oh, yeah.
- Hm.

What do you mean, oh yeah?

You just serious.

Not serious but...

That's a good thing, Janet.

Don't want to show
emotion all the time.

Yeah, real emotion very scary.

I'm emotional.

I'm an artist.

But you is not, you know,
warm and fuzzy.

And you guys are?

- No, I'm more angry-cry.
- Hm.

And I'm serious face
but sensitive.

I'm more sensitive
than the rest
of this family combined.

And I am glad
kimchee ate all your food.

See, no warm
and fuzzy from Janet.

Welcome to handy sensitivity
training.

Why are we sitting like this?

To ensure objectivity
and create a safe space.

- Is Omar here?
- Yeah.

- Who's that?
- It's Jung.

- Hm, you sound like Stacie.
- Okay.

- Let's focus.
- On what?

On finding the person
who started this.

Well that attitude isn't going
to help anything.

When we attribute blame,

That person just becomes
another victim

And the cycle of bullying
continues.

I know that feeling.

We're all going to say one thing

We wish we could change
about ourselves.

How about something
we don't want to change
about ourselves?

Okay forget it,
let's all just agree

We've all been in
Terrence's shoes

At some point.
And if one of us is hurt,
we're all hurt.

So if one of us drew the nose.

We all drew it.

I don't know about that.

Look, none of us
is innocent. Maybe...

We get drunk
or mix up
office supplies

Or stay in a bad relationship.

- Amen, sister.
- So,

Let's all just say

'I drew this
and I'm sorry.'

- Omar?
- I can't draw.

- Stacie?
- I didn't do the drawing.

But I kind of wish I did.

I got it, my hair!

Oh, wait, trick question right,
cause I can change my hair.

In conclusion,
mistakes were made,

And everyone is...

Sorry.

Would you agree, Terrence?

I can't see
if everyone's faces
look sorry.

They do.

Hey.

Hey.

You can join us if you want.

Four's kind of a crowd.

Grab a chair, it's a movie.

It's fine.

- So we good?
- Yeah, I mean, I'm good.

- If you're good.
- I can pause it.

No, don't pause it.

It's all good.

I just don't want you
guys thinking,
I don't need anyone.

- No.
- That's not what I meant.

Good.

Because I'm not
without feelings.

Of course not. No.

Am I pausing or?

No, sorry.

I'm being stupid.

I mean, I may not be all
warm and fuzzy.

But it's not because
I don't care
about you guys.

I think we should
pause it, babe.

Because I do. A lot.

Even if I can't always...

Express it, you know?
Because of the...

Janet fence.

Sure.

And you're my big brother
and I love you.

OK cool, I love you too.

Chelsea.

Oh, so now our food
isn't good enough for you?

I was thinking I shouldn't
eat any more of yours.

Yeah, now you thinking.

You know what?
I think I might just
grab my stuff.

No need.

- Already here.
- Oh...

kimchee.

- What you doing?
- We saying goodbye
to house guest.

But his place is still flood.

It's fine. Besides,

I'm pretty excited to see
how much of my stuff
got wrecked.

See ya.

Stop.

I eat all you church food.

It was late.
Popcorn was finish.

So, why you blame kimchee?

I think you is less mad
at him than me.

Like with exploding beer.

And you sit back
and let me yell at kimchee?

Sorry, kimchee.

And whole time,
I should be yelling at you.

How you let me
do that to house guest?

I call kimchee animal.

So sorry, kimchee.

But you is animal!

Okay, I'm just gonna head...

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm going to make you
apology dinner.

You don't have to.

I know I'm not Jung.

No, you're not.

But you is our house guest.

- Come.
- Uh, but that was...

- Sure.
- What about me?

Popcorn, aisle two.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you got it down.

I've ordered a new one.

So JBT will be up again
in no time.

Actually...

Maybe I was taking
my position too seriously

And being a bit of a b-word.

You're not a bitch, Terrence.

- I meant bully.
- Right, sorry.

I guess dolphin nose Terrence
taught me something after all.

Dolphin nose?

DNT.

I have to tell you something...

I signed my accident reports.

Or someone's.

Thanks, Stacie.

- That's weird.
- What?

- Your handwriting
looks a lot like...
-thank you, Stacie,

But we're in a
manager only meeting

mmm-hmm.

That was pretty suspicious.

Ah...

Do you think it was her?

Wouldn't surprise me.