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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:12,132 --> 00:00:14,672 To Gino and Edoardo 3 00:00:16,168 --> 00:00:19,473 THE CYCLONE 4 00:00:42,023 --> 00:00:46,699 This motorbike "Luxe" Series, registered 1979... 5 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:48,379 is the pride of my life 6 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:51,500 Never the slightest cough, a hint of rust, an undue skid, nothing. 7 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,249 A saint! 8 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:57,911 And to think that reasons to let itself go into scrap, it would have had quite a few... 9 00:00:58,085 --> 00:01:02,000 When five of us got on to celebrate Italy's victory in the '82 World Cup... 10 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,693 When I loaded two carboys onto it... 11 00:01:04,694 --> 00:01:07,477 one of oil and one of Morellino to bring them to Don Luigi... 12 00:01:07,617 --> 00:01:10,851 When for an idiot bet I blocked the throttle... 13 00:01:10,921 --> 00:01:13,600 and let it go on its own straight down a tiny street... 14 00:01:13,738 --> 00:01:15,930 to see how long it would remain upright. 15 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,304 But most of all, it survived the arrival of new motorcycles... 16 00:01:19,443 --> 00:01:22,992 Those modern black spikey monsters, which do 130 km/h uphill... 17 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,009 and 160 downhill... 18 00:01:25,149 --> 00:01:28,489 with those absurd names: M.K.V...V.V.K.K...K.K... 19 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:33,313 W.W.F... What are they? A protected species? 20 00:01:33,349 --> 00:01:35,480 In short, my bike did not want to die... 21 00:01:35,549 --> 00:01:39,132 It wasn't afraid of anything and always proved all jinxers wrong. 22 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,672 But the Cyclone that passed in the summer of '96... 23 00:01:41,706 --> 00:01:43,550 carried even it away. 24 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,000 Yes, because when the Cyclone comes, it doesn't warn you... 25 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,420 it comes, passes, and takes things away... 26 00:01:48,559 --> 00:01:52,207 And you, all you can do is sit there quitely realizing that maybe... 27 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:57,791 if it hadn't come, it would have been much, much worse. 28 00:02:28,632 --> 00:02:32,354 But if I pay the VAT of 19%, I use it even in products of 10... 29 00:02:32,445 --> 00:02:37,155 Can't I use deduction of 9 before taxes and then make use 10 minus 9? 30 00:02:37,155 --> 00:02:40,320 Carlina, there is a decree from 1985 that would prohibit it, I've always told you... 31 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,277 but I also told you that you have to bill everything at 19... 32 00:02:43,347 --> 00:02:47,381 then, by virtue of the deduction of the withholding tax payment... 33 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,886 you can bring everything after three months to 15... 34 00:02:49,991 --> 00:02:53,782 that way you have a reduction of 27, for a net profit of...? 35 00:02:54,269 --> 00:02:57,226 - Fifty! - Fifty? Come on Carlina! Ten! 36 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,244 It's as if you were given six apples... 37 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:01,678 you amortize five, overcharge four... 38 00:03:01,678 --> 00:03:04,044 after three months, one is free. 39 00:03:04,322 --> 00:03:06,109 Levante, are you sure? 40 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:09,409 - Carlina, what grade did I have in math? - Nine 41 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:10,700 - And you? - Four 42 00:03:10,701 --> 00:03:12,532 - What grade did you have in Italian? - Nine 43 00:03:12,532 --> 00:03:13,749 - And me? - Four 44 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:17,576 You keep writing love letters, and I do your accounting. 45 00:03:17,610 --> 00:03:19,976 But you never replied to these letters. 46 00:03:19,976 --> 00:03:21,750 Carlina, do not start. 47 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:25,854 Do not start... But when it came to pleasure, you did take your pleasure. 48 00:03:25,855 --> 00:03:29,646 What pleasure? We had a couple of kisses, for New Year, and because we were drunk! 49 00:03:29,681 --> 00:03:31,142 And what happened at the parking lot, you don't remember? 50 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:35,281 I do remember, instead of the first gear, you put it in reverse, and you destroyed Giannelli's Twingo. 51 00:03:35,629 --> 00:03:38,065 Of course, because you were putting your hands all over me! 52 00:03:38,378 --> 00:03:39,908 I was trying to pull the hand brake! 53 00:03:40,222 --> 00:03:42,273 And our gesture of love? Did you forget? 54 00:03:42,552 --> 00:03:44,176 What gesture of love? 55 00:03:51,283 --> 00:03:53,857 Carlina, we were drunk, I told you. 56 00:03:53,997 --> 00:03:55,875 You are a heartless man. 57 00:03:56,222 --> 00:03:57,893 All calculation and reasoning. 58 00:03:57,997 --> 00:03:59,805 But where do you think you're going...? 59 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:03,597 Sooner or later, to your Carlina you have to come back. 60 00:04:03,597 --> 00:04:07,100 These are on me, Ma'am. Free. Today I feel like that. 61 00:04:07,215 --> 00:04:08,815 - Thank you Nello. 62 00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:10,554 You're welcome. 63 00:04:12,572 --> 00:04:15,633 And Mrs. Mammolotti is also done... 64 00:04:15,772 --> 00:04:19,703 and she spent the usual 25,500 lire. 65 00:04:19,772 --> 00:04:22,138 Leva', what's the time exactly? 66 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:23,808 It's nine thirty. 67 00:04:24,505 --> 00:04:26,973 9:30... 9:30... 68 00:04:27,386 --> 00:04:31,444 Now comes Master Natali and he'll have the usual three oil panini... 69 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:33,820 a tube of mayonnaise... 70 00:04:33,821 --> 00:04:38,209 -- which God only knows what he does every day with a tube of mayonnaise... -- 71 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:41,200 And a nectarine for his grandson. 72 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,287 actually two... let's say three. 73 00:04:44,888 --> 00:04:46,765 Et voilà, Master Natali! 74 00:04:46,766 --> 00:04:49,967 - Good morning Nello - Morning Maestro 75 00:04:50,036 --> 00:04:52,611 - So, I would like... three oil panini - Three oil panini... 76 00:04:52,749 --> 00:04:55,045 a tube of... 77 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,550 - Anchovy paste? - No! A tube of... 78 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:59,711 What's the name... 79 00:04:59,712 --> 00:05:01,933 - Jam? - No! Nello, come on! 80 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,333 A tube of mayonnaise. 81 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:07,457 A tube of mayonnaise for Master Natali! 82 00:05:08,029 --> 00:05:10,698 And then I would like a nectarine for my grandson. 83 00:05:10,699 --> 00:05:14,490 - Actually two. Let's say three. - Let's say three! Here. 84 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:16,891 - Everything ready already? - I saved some time. 85 00:05:17,004 --> 00:05:18,630 On the tab! 86 00:05:19,856 --> 00:05:21,344 Bye, Master Natali. 87 00:05:22,847 --> 00:05:25,761 And now, watch out! 88 00:05:25,831 --> 00:05:27,895 Hey, do you have any scratch-and-win, you? 89 00:05:31,282 --> 00:05:33,614 Hey, do you have any scratch-and-win, you? 90 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:37,763 Mine is a mission. 91 00:05:37,867 --> 00:05:40,371 For more than four years now, I've been doing the bookkeeping... 92 00:05:40,475 --> 00:05:43,710 for nearly 40% of the businesses of this town. 93 00:05:43,814 --> 00:05:48,198 I really like it, I was born to write numbers in boxes and square up balances. 94 00:05:48,233 --> 00:05:53,411 And it's always been like that. Even towards life I have a... let's say mathematical view. 95 00:05:53,447 --> 00:05:55,329 Life for me has always been an equation. 96 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:58,042 X is to Y as I am to me. 97 00:05:58,146 --> 00:06:02,043 True, there are even those who mock me a bit for my obsession. 98 00:06:02,044 --> 00:06:06,112 You know, in a small town, it's easy to become a character. 99 00:06:06,286 --> 00:06:09,904 Levante, what's Zanicchi's first name? 100 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,383 IVA (VAT) she is called! IVA! 101 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:27,089 - Franca, what happened? - Nothing. Nothing. 102 00:06:27,089 --> 00:06:29,663 - What do you mean nothing, and this band-aid? - Yesterday I went out with Pippo. 103 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:33,559 You know he's stupid, we always hurt each other. 104 00:06:33,629 --> 00:06:35,889 Really, Franca, with Pippo? 105 00:06:36,203 --> 00:06:38,811 Gosh, you too! You sound like my mother. 106 00:06:38,811 --> 00:06:41,489 You find me a boyfriend then! 107 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,186 Hey, do you have any scratch-and-win, you? 108 00:06:49,491 --> 00:06:53,917 Pippo? Pippo? 109 00:06:59,161 --> 00:07:00,379 Here I am. 110 00:07:00,448 --> 00:07:03,057 Is my sister's bike ready? 111 00:07:03,196 --> 00:07:07,544 It's ready. I added things up on a piece of paper. Do not break my balls asking for an invoice, please. 112 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:12,983 Listening to you accountants, one should even bill for the air we breath. Deducted Maremma! 113 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,589 Eh. Look at December. 114 00:07:27,477 --> 00:07:31,372 - What would you do to one like that? - What would I do? 115 00:07:31,372 --> 00:07:33,495 I would give her a nice present for Christmas. 116 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,976 As a minimum. I would even give her one for Easter! 117 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:42,086 You June on the other hand, you dye your hair a bit too much, you know? 118 00:07:42,156 --> 00:07:45,252 And in a day Pippo, you say you've changed all these parts? 119 00:07:45,321 --> 00:07:48,243 Darn! I worked on it at night too. 120 00:07:48,243 --> 00:07:51,235 At night alright... Yesterday night you went out with Franca. She told me. 121 00:07:51,618 --> 00:07:55,374 Ah, she told you... She can't forget! 122 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,505 What did you do? She has a cut on her forehead! 123 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,427 A cut! A cut! Look at me then! 124 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:03,514 What happened? 125 00:08:03,758 --> 00:08:06,228 I'll tell you right away... This has to be told well. 126 00:08:06,297 --> 00:08:08,162 We were in the car... 127 00:08:08,256 --> 00:08:11,549 Night... spring, crickets, perfume... 128 00:08:11,586 --> 00:08:14,575 And she wanted to make love in the car. I said: Are you crazy? 129 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,976 Don't you feel the nature outside, calling? 130 00:08:17,393 --> 00:08:20,768 When nature calls, the man is ready. 131 00:08:20,802 --> 00:08:25,464 Now, we went out, against the hood and I... 132 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,247 I put her in pole position. Like this, look. 133 00:08:28,456 --> 00:08:32,421 - I got it! - Mamma mia! 134 00:08:32,456 --> 00:08:35,622 You are not for me. You'd like, but you're not! 135 00:08:35,899 --> 00:08:38,405 Now... it's complicated, but interesting. 136 00:08:38,543 --> 00:08:42,927 While pushing on the left leg to give... 137 00:08:43,066 --> 00:08:47,623 I slipped on gravel and she fell and hit the plate. 138 00:08:47,797 --> 00:08:51,101 I try to stop her and there I got hurt... 139 00:08:51,206 --> 00:08:54,197 and stopped to check on her. I'm not an animal. 140 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,249 - Of course. - But she... 141 00:08:56,598 --> 00:08:58,545 Then, I... 142 00:08:58,649 --> 00:09:01,470 I return to the task. 143 00:09:04,981 --> 00:09:06,894 - There's a customer. - Yes 144 00:09:06,998 --> 00:09:08,772 Here we are. 145 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,937 The scooter is ready for grandson. 146 00:09:12,216 --> 00:09:14,645 Do not worry, I didn't get it pregnant. 147 00:09:18,863 --> 00:09:20,531 Levante! 148 00:09:25,886 --> 00:09:27,939 Yes, Gino? 149 00:09:28,392 --> 00:09:31,870 Have you heard about Franca and Pippo? 150 00:09:32,309 --> 00:09:35,070 Where did she hit her head exactly? 151 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:37,680 - On the license plate! - Where? 152 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:39,892 On the license plate! 153 00:09:43,697 --> 00:09:47,800 Life in a small town is like that. There are no secrets, news flies like confetti. 154 00:09:47,801 --> 00:09:49,724 One knows everything about everyone. 155 00:09:50,128 --> 00:09:54,063 And in any case, the next day the Canival is over, and nobody cares anymore. 156 00:09:56,464 --> 00:10:00,847 I was born here, and here was born my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather. 157 00:10:00,848 --> 00:10:02,600 There's no precise address. 158 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:04,750 When someone needs to write me a letter 159 00:10:04,751 --> 00:10:07,460 It's enough for them to write: "Quarini Family Farm"... 160 00:10:07,461 --> 00:10:10,447 Tuscany. Italy, of course. 161 00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:13,091 I live here with my dad, my brother and my sister. 162 00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:16,239 And here, as it's always been, we have lunch at half past noon... 163 00:10:16,243 --> 00:10:17,926 and at 7:20 pm we have dinner. 164 00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:21,936 Always been this way. As in the best rural tradition. 165 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:33,232 Don't move! I got it! Don't move Father, you're grounding the signal! 166 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:38,021 Libero. Is it normal that every night to watch TV we have to play statues? 167 00:10:38,022 --> 00:10:40,664 And we look like a live nativity scene. 168 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,894 Screw you then! Hey, if you call the technician, it's 400,000 lire. 169 00:10:45,894 --> 00:10:47,425 We'll do without. 170 00:10:47,572 --> 00:10:50,117 He's right though. It's the Bermuda Triangle here. 171 00:10:50,271 --> 00:10:53,840 Even the cell phone, sometimes the signal goes out. TOUM! Dead. Doesn't come back, really. 172 00:10:53,841 --> 00:10:57,000 Someday we'll also disappear, we won't find us anymore. 173 00:10:57,001 --> 00:11:00,239 - I wish. - So let's remain isolated from the world. 174 00:11:00,474 --> 00:11:02,638 Maremma parabolica! (WTF) 175 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,200 "L'Unita" is enough for me 176 00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:08,226 I'll get it! I'll get it! 177 00:11:10,688 --> 00:11:12,819 Love, uh! 178 00:11:14,419 --> 00:11:17,000 Love is like the moon. 179 00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:19,636 If it doesn't grow, it wanes. 180 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,671 Nice! Congrats! Do you have another one? 181 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,654 With pleasure. 182 00:11:26,007 --> 00:11:29,327 When you talk to a woman about sex... 183 00:11:29,328 --> 00:11:33,690 she lowers her gaze - to see if it's true. 184 00:11:34,838 --> 00:11:37,990 You're a bit tired. Go to bed. 185 00:11:38,021 --> 00:11:40,577 Go, go. 186 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,656 Good night! 187 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:19,954 Selvaggia! Is this little chain yours? 188 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,041 - Throw it away. - Why? 189 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,869 Bacause. 190 00:12:37,753 --> 00:12:39,915 Who gave it to you? 191 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,764 You fought again. Hey Selvaggia, I don't know what to do with you anymore. 192 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,671 - Give me some advice. - I did, a thousand times! Split up! 193 00:12:49,696 --> 00:12:52,318 Shh! Keep it down. No, not that. 194 00:12:52,319 --> 00:12:55,597 - So what do you want me to say? - Tell me what I should do. 195 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,000 But I already told you. 196 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,700 - You're a stubborn one. - I know. 197 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,742 You know what Dad said to me yesterday? 198 00:13:10,742 --> 00:13:15,460 He said: "How come your sister is so cute and no one has snatched her up yet?" 199 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:20,000 Forget Isabella. 200 00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:23,100 She's not a girl for you, she has too strong a character. 201 00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:25,700 Quit the pharmacy. Leave. Find another job. 202 00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:28,427 - I can't, I'm a coward. 203 00:13:28,464 --> 00:13:31,161 If at least it was her who made a decision. But me... 204 00:13:31,162 --> 00:13:34,439 Yeah, but I mean, Selvaggina, I can't see you like this all the time. 205 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,710 Always nervous, always tense. 206 00:13:36,711 --> 00:13:39,000 Find someone else! 207 00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:41,965 - Where? - Eh, where? 208 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,039 Pilgrims! 209 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,890 Come see. I'm done. 210 00:13:48,319 --> 00:13:51,000 "GOD EXISTS?" 211 00:13:52,089 --> 00:13:56,001 Here. This is the most beautiful one I've done. 212 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,450 Libero, beautiful, it's beautiful, but... 213 00:13:58,451 --> 00:14:01,000 Why don't you try painting something else? 214 00:14:01,898 --> 00:14:04,603 Once to be honest, I did do another painting. 215 00:14:05,113 --> 00:14:07,312 But it's quite intimate, quite personal. 216 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,804 - Show it to us then. - Come on. 217 00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:14,121 Just because it's you. 218 00:14:15,035 --> 00:14:18,226 This let's say... is something... 219 00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:20,627 a bit special. 220 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,260 Let's say it's something... 221 00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:25,544 metaphysical. 222 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,000 "Self-Portrait" 223 00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:34,000 Look under the bed. 224 00:14:36,384 --> 00:14:40,523 - My Goodness, is there a dead man? - No, there will be when the time comes. 225 00:14:40,524 --> 00:14:42,920 - Whose coffin is that? - Gino gave it to me. 226 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,012 He doesn't not want it in his house. He says it's bad luck. 227 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,898 - And who gave it to him? - He bought it from Fabrizio. 228 00:14:48,072 --> 00:14:50,472 He did it to help him. He wasn't selling a single one. 229 00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:54,029 Hey, in America everyone buys them ahead of time. They say it's a great saving. 230 00:14:54,629 --> 00:14:56,012 You, Libero, you're not normal. 231 00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:59,950 You know what he wanted to do the other day? He wanted to put the cat in the fridge. 232 00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:01,935 He was in heat, he was hot. 233 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,162 I would put you in the fridge. 234 00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:06,100 You think I haven't tried? I can't fit. 235 00:15:29,419 --> 00:15:31,120 Dad! 236 00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:48,412 Look how strong it is here! 237 00:16:11,289 --> 00:16:14,065 Levante, if you open the door too, even with earplugs I can't sleep. 238 00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:16,567 Look how strong it is here! 239 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:20,200 It must be this snoring thing of Dad's Maybe it creates waves. Look. 240 00:16:20,201 --> 00:16:22,181 Come on, come on. Let's put him on his side. 241 00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:23,400 Come on. 242 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:27,560 Feel how heavy he is. 243 00:16:29,481 --> 00:16:32,499 Oh! Finally. Good night. 244 00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:33,918 Night! 245 00:16:36,674 --> 00:16:38,000 Indeed, see? 246 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,318 No more signal. 247 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,122 Good night, Dad. 248 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,276 When did you last pass the copper? 249 00:17:27,477 --> 00:17:29,129 Two weeks ago. 250 00:17:29,139 --> 00:17:30,800 - Are you crazy? - Why? 251 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:34,847 I told you more than once! The copper must be given every other day! Understood? 252 00:17:34,848 --> 00:17:38,300 - Are you sure? - Did you blow your brain? 253 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,932 Are you really like that or just acting like that? 254 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,610 Acting like one, what? 255 00:17:44,611 --> 00:17:47,331 Eh. Goodbye, buddy! 256 00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:54,251 I will give it every hour. The copper. 257 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Gino! 258 00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:04,800 Yes, Levante! 259 00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:07,728 How old are you? 260 00:18:07,729 --> 00:18:09,473 Seventy-seven! 261 00:18:10,178 --> 00:18:11,951 How do you feel? 262 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,726 Good! 263 00:18:14,248 --> 00:18:16,056 I saw the coffin! 264 00:18:16,473 --> 00:18:18,576 Fuck off! 265 00:18:36,545 --> 00:18:39,954 No, you can't sing! You can't sing! You are off tune! 266 00:18:40,023 --> 00:18:42,563 I can put you in the choir... 267 00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:44,841 but only to play the fish. 268 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,727 You open and close your mouth. But you don't sing. You can't sing! 269 00:18:47,728 --> 00:18:50,980 Then listen to this! 270 00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,165 Go away, come on! 271 00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:03,887 - What, you're still managing the choir? - Yeah, of course. 272 00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:06,926 I am the only one in this town with a slighly artistic soul. 273 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,543 Don't forget that I'm a mezzo-soprano and that I even sang at the San Carlo in Naples. 274 00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:12,683 Listen San Carlo in Naples I came to tell you that starting today... 275 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,992 - I will not be your accountant anymore. - And why? 276 00:19:14,993 --> 00:19:18,810 Apart from the fact that you leave me notes "Ciao Piripì..." 277 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:19,900 Piripì here, piripì there... 278 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:24,000 This "piripì" thing, I really don't remember it. And anyways, I quit. 279 00:19:24,112 --> 00:19:25,112 What happened? 280 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:29,419 What happened Carlina is that you make up invoices! 281 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:32,828 Look here. Three and a half million in alfalfa, how are those believable!? 282 00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:35,367 2.5 million in thyme. And this one... 283 00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:37,454 Six million in propolis! 284 00:19:37,455 --> 00:19:42,011 Do you realize? Six million in propolis you can fill up the town! 285 00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:44,725 And then, the expenses... 286 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,507 The expenses are not there. That is, you do everything under the counter. 287 00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:49,977 Under the counter. What a big word... 288 00:19:50,081 --> 00:19:51,900 It is a criminal offense, Carlina. 289 00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:54,561 - They'll put us both in jail! - And they'll put us together? 290 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:57,290 Carlina! You haven't paid VAT in eight months! Eight months! 291 00:19:57,291 --> 00:20:00,004 The government wants the VAT back. It's not money they're gifting you. 292 00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:03,255 Then tell the government not to give it to me anymore! That's a torture! 293 00:20:03,256 --> 00:20:07,405 First they give it to you, then they want it back. I can't, I spend the VAT. 294 00:20:07,963 --> 00:20:09,770 Carlina, it is a crime! 295 00:20:09,979 --> 00:20:13,863 A crime! A crime! Let's think about things that matter. 296 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,800 Hi, Isabella. Is Selvaggia here? 297 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,000 She went to the bank. She'll be back in a bit. 298 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 - Everything okay? - What do you mean? 299 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,773 Nothing special... I was saying... in general. 300 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,261 In general, everything good. 301 00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:53,511 Good no? When in general everything's good... good. 302 00:20:57,157 --> 00:21:00,558 Sultry today... Sultry, sultry... 303 00:21:01,602 --> 00:21:02,236 So hot. 304 00:21:02,853 --> 00:21:05,099 Isn't there a pill for sultriness? 305 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,367 Look, I really like your sister... 306 00:21:10,506 --> 00:21:12,568 but we can't continue to hide. 307 00:21:13,325 --> 00:21:17,850 Isabella, you're right, but this is a small town. There are people's prejudices. 308 00:21:17,851 --> 00:21:21,000 I don't give a shit about people's prejudices. 309 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,000 The real shame is feeling shame. 310 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,821 - Alright, but it's not a matter of shame. - No, uh? 311 00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:29,473 And if it's not shame why has she never told your father? 312 00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:34,439 Because maybe Dad wouldn't have understood. 313 00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:38,752 Hypocrites! All of you! I told my dad when I was 15. 314 00:21:38,892 --> 00:21:41,505 and he forgave me only three years ago. 315 00:21:41,506 --> 00:21:46,145 But actually forgive what? As if homosexuality were a mortal sin. 316 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,591 She's right. If you're gay, say it. 317 00:21:49,301 --> 00:21:53,300 Apart from the fact that we were just discussing between her and me and that's it... 318 00:21:53,301 --> 00:21:55,563 Anyways it was a reasoning like that, in general. 319 00:21:55,563 --> 00:21:57,989 Tell Selvaggia, I can't take it anymore. 320 00:21:57,989 --> 00:22:01,001 We can't keep hiding like two thieves. 321 00:22:01,002 --> 00:22:04,876 We have to get out in the open, in bright daylight. 322 00:22:04,877 --> 00:22:08,426 Get out in the open, daylight. 323 00:22:08,947 --> 00:22:11,780 Won't you mind your own fucking business, you? 324 00:22:14,577 --> 00:22:18,095 Last night I watched for the fourth time "Indecent Proposal" 325 00:22:18,095 --> 00:22:21,573 You can't imagine the dress she was wearing in the yacht scene. 326 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:26,000 Tight tight tight, long long long long With two deep deep deep side slits... 327 00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:28,539 Teeny teeny teeny buttons, a nice little piping 328 00:22:28,688 --> 00:22:31,592 And then a really light make-up, almost white... white... 329 00:22:31,871 --> 00:22:34,827 - Eh, what was it, a mummy? - A mummy? She was stunning. 330 00:22:34,827 --> 00:22:38,558 Surely even I would look good in a dress like that. 331 00:22:38,928 --> 00:22:41,367 Help me... taking the stuff. 332 00:22:42,132 --> 00:22:45,700 With this hand, today... I can't manage to do anything. 333 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,829 Not today, but yesterday yes, you did manage. 334 00:22:48,324 --> 00:22:49,558 Stupid! 335 00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:57,229 What, did you get tangled-up again? 336 00:22:57,650 --> 00:23:01,030 Yesterday night, at my place. I sat her on the washing machine... 337 00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:03,704 and then TA! I turned the centrifuge on. 338 00:23:03,705 --> 00:23:05,342 Did you add fabric softener? 339 00:23:05,642 --> 00:23:08,256 Fabric softener? I put in the rinse aid! 340 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:10,039 Pigs, both of you. Not only one. 341 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:13,796 Speaking of which, honeypots... Are you free tonight? 342 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,448 I won't go with you even if you give me a million dollars. 343 00:23:17,552 --> 00:23:21,301 I know you though! For a million dollars, you'll even give me an invoice. Got it? 344 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:25,000 Then, taken by regret, you'll make a tax donation to the Catholic Church. 345 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,145 What an animal you are. 346 00:23:27,146 --> 00:23:29,002 Yes, a stallion. 347 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,305 I'll be back in a second, Lele. 348 00:23:51,886 --> 00:23:55,668 - Who's there? - Who's there? 349 00:23:55,774 --> 00:23:57,443 - Levante, is that you? 350 00:23:58,452 --> 00:24:00,953 - I don't recognize the engine! 351 00:24:01,999 --> 00:24:05,270 Loo-- Look, you are mistaken! 352 00:24:05,409 --> 00:24:07,781 I'm not that Leva... Levattele! 353 00:24:10,509 --> 00:24:12,714 - Then who are you? 354 00:24:13,514 --> 00:24:14,801 What does this guy want? 355 00:24:14,835 --> 00:24:17,236 - Who are you? Let's go Lele. 356 00:24:17,376 --> 00:24:19,254 - So? 357 00:24:36,050 --> 00:24:39,498 Wait for me here, I'll go look for someone for the luggage. 358 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:47,621 Excuse me. Good evening, is there some--? 359 00:24:47,622 --> 00:24:49,005 Who is it? 360 00:24:50,479 --> 00:24:53,000 Sorry, but isn't this the "Arcobaleno"? 361 00:24:53,344 --> 00:24:56,787 - What idiots we look like... - No, you were looking for the hotel? 362 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,570 Yes, the farm holiday Arcobaleno. 363 00:24:59,605 --> 00:25:02,000 The farm holiday is the next poggio. - Sorry? 364 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,710 The next poggio. 365 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:05,240 Poggio? Where do I put it down? 366 00:25:05,241 --> 00:25:09,658 The poggio, the hill. - Explain well. You see he doesn't understand. 367 00:25:09,658 --> 00:25:11,475 Come, I'll show you the way. Come. 368 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:14,240 Sorry, I went the wrong way. It happens. 369 00:25:14,241 --> 00:25:16,700 Good night. Enjoy your meal. Thank you. 370 00:25:17,172 --> 00:25:21,520 It's quite easy, you get back on the path. As soon as you reach the paved road, you turn right. 371 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,242 Not the first intersection, the second intersection. Always on the right you have to go. 372 00:25:25,311 --> 00:25:28,600 You'll recognize the second intersection because on the left there is a small Virgin Mary... 373 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:33,173 Oh, Virgin Mary... 374 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:37,278 So, you were saying, the Virgin Mary... and then? 375 00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:40,365 Yeah, on the left you see the Virgin Mary... 376 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,340 So, there you have to go to the righ-- 377 00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:47,679 If you don't understand the directions well you can ask someone passing by... 378 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:50,000 or the Virgin Mary herself... 379 00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:51,796 Otherwise, there's a sign... 380 00:26:13,569 --> 00:26:16,200 Listen, will you kindly let me call the farm holiday? 381 00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:19,000 So maybe they will wait for us for dinner. 382 00:26:24,355 --> 00:26:27,000 Let the gentleman make a phone call. 383 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,665 Come. Come, I'll walk you. This way. 384 00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:44,275 Error(es). This is not farm holiday. 385 00:26:44,276 --> 00:26:46,202 This is, how to say... 386 00:26:46,203 --> 00:26:48,293 Our farm(s)! 387 00:26:49,545 --> 00:26:53,338 Look, stupid, it's not enough to add an "s" to speak Spanish. 388 00:26:53,339 --> 00:26:55,146 But at least she understands anyways. 389 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:58,155 Do you(s) understand what I say(s) even if I don't... 390 00:26:58,155 --> 00:27:01,000 hablo perfectly(s) el Spanish? 391 00:27:04,069 --> 00:27:07,377 (Heavy Tuscan accent) And what are you doing here? 392 00:27:08,643 --> 00:27:11,547 - Meo fratre... - No, that's Latin! 393 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:17,000 Meo hermano ask(es)-- how come(s) you guys aquì in Italie. 394 00:27:27,463 --> 00:27:31,921 My Goodness the flamenco dancers! 395 00:27:31,932 --> 00:27:33,734 Are you from Madrid? 396 00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,381 Catalana? 397 00:27:40,581 --> 00:27:42,750 Where is Catalana? 398 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:45,081 You ignorant. It's an expression... It does not exist... 399 00:27:45,338 --> 00:27:49,308 It's like saying Atalanta, Sampdoria (football teams) Atalanta doesn't exist... 400 00:27:49,309 --> 00:27:52,000 We are from here but we were born in Florence. 401 00:27:52,246 --> 00:27:54,954 Darn! Everything had to go wrong today. 402 00:27:57,395 --> 00:28:00,977 You wanted to stop to eat... you wanted to stop at the flea market... 403 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,880 They didn't see us arrive, they gave away our rooms. 404 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,467 Indeed, an "otro" took the rooms. 405 00:28:20,515 --> 00:28:22,650 Excuse me, how far is Florence from here? 406 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:26,998 40 km, but Pitti Winter is on so the hotels are all full. 407 00:28:27,102 --> 00:28:32,068 She's right. Pitti Winter is on... We do Pitti Winter in June... 408 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,459 What's the problem? Do you need help? 409 00:28:36,564 --> 00:28:39,277 What do we do now? Where do we go? 410 00:28:39,277 --> 00:28:42,512 - We're even out of gas. - What did I tell you? I told you to at the self-service! 411 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:45,770 Lele, stay quiet, just worry about driving. 412 00:29:01,388 --> 00:29:04,392 Dad, for New Year's we slept here in 22 people. 413 00:29:04,601 --> 00:29:06,000 And we were even quite comfortable. 414 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Stop, stop! Look how good the image is now! The tree lit up as well! 415 00:32:07,678 --> 00:32:09,070 Was I snoring? 416 00:32:09,174 --> 00:32:12,305 - Lie on your side! - OK. 417 00:32:12,335 --> 00:32:14,705 Good night. 418 00:32:16,579 --> 00:32:18,000 Good night. 419 00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:27,036 Who is it? 420 00:32:29,733 --> 00:32:31,439 Just a second(s). 421 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Coming(s)! 422 00:33:00,887 --> 00:33:02,987 Oh, come on! 423 00:33:02,987 --> 00:33:05,457 - You fell for it, uh! - What are you doing here? 424 00:33:05,491 --> 00:33:07,823 - What's this smell? - What do you want? 425 00:33:07,823 --> 00:33:09,999 Did you see how beautiful they are? 426 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,588 What long legs, what amazing asses! 427 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,927 - Levante, how can we go about this? - How can we go about what? 428 00:33:15,928 --> 00:33:17,388 - You don't you want to do anything? - What would you want to do? 429 00:33:17,389 --> 00:33:20,728 We're letting the night go by like this? We're wasting all this gift of God? 430 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,624 Selvaggia, come one, you can't come here and talk about tits and asses... 431 00:33:24,624 --> 00:33:27,268 - Come on, you're not a friend of mine. - Are you embarrassed? 432 00:33:27,269 --> 00:33:31,094 No, I'm not embarrassed, but you have to admit it's a bit weird. 433 00:33:31,094 --> 00:33:32,730 You're my sister. 434 00:33:32,730 --> 00:33:36,294 Levante, come and see where they set out to sleep. 435 00:33:37,212 --> 00:33:38,913 Come! 436 00:33:41,917 --> 00:33:43,895 Look where they are... 437 00:33:43,895 --> 00:33:46,000 Why aren't they sleeping in the house? 438 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,000 I told one of them: "Come(s), I'll make(s) the bed for you" 439 00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:53,389 But she replied: "Ola ola ola, going to sleep in the bed of flowers." 440 00:33:53,390 --> 00:33:55,687 Come on, come on! Get inside! 441 00:33:57,315 --> 00:34:00,475 Levante, help me, because tonight I can't control myself. 442 00:34:00,476 --> 00:34:04,000 - Selvaggia, go to bed, come on. - Let me tell you, if I fall sleep, fine. 443 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:07,410 Otherwise, I'll go down to the lawn, jump in the middle, and whatever happens, happens. 444 00:34:07,410 --> 00:34:11,728 Now you're making me angry. Go to bed. Come on. Go! 445 00:34:15,359 --> 00:34:19,725 - Which one do you like? - None! Go to bed! 446 00:34:19,829 --> 00:34:22,534 I like the one with the ponytail. 447 00:34:48,111 --> 00:34:49,652 Libero? 448 00:34:54,754 --> 00:34:57,189 Have you lost your mind? 449 00:34:57,189 --> 00:34:58,493 Cap me, Levante! Cap me! 450 00:34:59,693 --> 00:35:02,894 Get out of there. You're always in the mood for joking! Come on. 451 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,398 No. I want to die. 452 00:35:05,398 --> 00:35:09,000 If tonight I don't screw at least one out of five, I want to die. 453 00:35:09,155 --> 00:35:12,112 And since I already know I won't screw at least one... 454 00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:15,138 Cap me, Levante! Cap me, if you love me! 455 00:35:15,139 --> 00:35:17,895 Has everyone gone mad tonight...? 456 00:35:18,895 --> 00:35:22,200 Selvaggia came to my room, started talking about boobs and asses... 457 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,431 I'll jump in the middle... Dad snores louder than usual. 458 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,791 What am I talking to a guy in a coffin? 459 00:35:32,792 --> 00:35:38,000 I wonder how one would say in Spanish "I put the copper"...? 460 00:35:39,106 --> 00:35:41,549 "I put(s) the(s) copper(s) " 461 00:35:42,315 --> 00:35:44,424 "Cap me(s)" 462 00:36:50,555 --> 00:36:54,053 Have you seen my sister go by, by any chance? 463 00:36:57,696 --> 00:37:01,026 Right, if you see her, don't mind her. 464 00:37:01,026 --> 00:37:04,501 Bacause she appears, she jumps in the middle a bit, and then leaves. 465 00:37:10,579 --> 00:37:15,044 Very much calor. I'm almost burning. 466 00:37:15,314 --> 00:37:19,219 Listen, I came here to ask you if you wanted... 467 00:37:19,531 --> 00:37:21,273 an iced tea. 468 00:37:23,355 --> 00:37:29,032 No. But maybe I'll make it hot and we can wait together for it to ice up. 469 00:37:36,734 --> 00:37:39,930 Nice tamarind tea I made for you. 470 00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:47,813 Now we wait the 4 or 5 hours until it ices up. 471 00:37:47,813 --> 00:37:50,447 Anyway I'm not sleepy and neither are you. 472 00:37:53,762 --> 00:37:58,145 Where did you say you have been with the show? 473 00:38:02,353 --> 00:38:05,791 - Capri is beautiful. - Not Capri, Carpi. 474 00:38:06,005 --> 00:38:09,832 Carpi, Carpi, not Capri. Carpi. People often confuse... 475 00:38:10,007 --> 00:38:12,581 but one is somewhere and the other elsewhere. 476 00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:17,920 Carpi is good, but Capri, prettier. 477 00:38:29,242 --> 00:38:33,591 Do you... in Spain... have brothers, sisters? 478 00:38:38,030 --> 00:38:41,661 I'm not doing well, right? I did a mess... 479 00:38:41,661 --> 00:38:46,183 with Carpi and Capri, so... maybe... 480 00:38:47,261 --> 00:38:50,358 Listen, if I asked you to come with me to a place... 481 00:38:50,358 --> 00:38:52,897 while the tea is getting cold, would you come? 482 00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:56,158 What does "estalejos" mean? 483 00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:57,000 Is it far? 484 00:38:57,036 --> 00:38:58,706 No. We can walk. 485 00:39:01,002 --> 00:39:03,472 Mi name...? Levante. 486 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,800 Cute. 487 00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:09,212 It's a noncomformist name. 488 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,177 My father is very revolutionary so he gave us these three slightly odd names: 489 00:39:13,177 --> 00:39:15,369 Levante, Libero and Selvaggia. (Levant, Free, and Wild) 490 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,464 At school, even the janitor made fun of us. 491 00:39:18,568 --> 00:39:20,064 - Shall we? 492 00:39:23,465 --> 00:39:25,526 It's here. 493 00:39:31,926 --> 00:39:35,788 - Tell me, Levante. - I want to introduce a friend of mine to you! 494 00:39:35,892 --> 00:39:37,909 - That van that arrived last night? 495 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,310 Yes! His name is Gino. 496 00:39:41,553 --> 00:39:43,289 What's your name? 497 00:39:45,214 --> 00:39:48,137 - Are you a brunette or a blonde? - Brunette! 498 00:39:48,276 --> 00:39:49,807 What do you do? 499 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:53,793 - Where are you from? 500 00:40:08,869 --> 00:40:11,408 There it is! What did you say to each other? 501 00:40:12,487 --> 00:40:14,260 - Levante? - Tell me Gino! 502 00:40:14,434 --> 00:40:16,661 - Boobs and butt? - Good night Gino! 503 00:40:17,948 --> 00:40:19,618 Marry her! 504 00:40:19,722 --> 00:40:24,140 - What did he tell you? - He has this fixation that I have to get married. 505 00:40:25,053 --> 00:40:27,654 Listen, is this perfume yours? 506 00:40:28,732 --> 00:40:31,271 Yes, it's an essence that I've made with my friend Penelope. 507 00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:34,715 You invented it? Great job, really... Can I smell? 508 00:40:34,715 --> 00:40:36,175 Sure. 509 00:40:37,497 --> 00:40:40,498 Can I smell from your neck? One can smell better... 510 00:40:44,768 --> 00:40:46,334 Selvaggia, to bed! 511 00:40:58,091 --> 00:41:00,474 "GOD EXISTS!! NOW I HAVE PROOF" 512 00:41:03,481 --> 00:41:06,230 That path I had traveled hundreds of times... 513 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,900 did not seem the same to me anymore. 514 00:41:07,935 --> 00:41:11,309 Those stones, those holes, those fields... They seemed different. 515 00:41:11,414 --> 00:41:14,614 Or perhaps it was me, I felt more... 516 00:41:14,614 --> 00:41:18,564 I don't know... weird. Much more weird! 517 00:41:22,736 --> 00:41:27,000 Mr. Naldone. Please, the Mayor can see you now. 518 00:41:30,893 --> 00:41:32,041 Excuse me. 519 00:41:32,077 --> 00:41:33,033 I'm coming in. 520 00:41:34,012 --> 00:41:36,259 So? Mr. Mayor. 521 00:41:37,329 --> 00:41:41,851 What a beautiful town. What red roofs! A small Switzerland. Congratulations. 522 00:41:41,851 --> 00:41:45,156 If you have a cell phone, please turn it off because I hate them. 523 00:41:45,156 --> 00:41:47,939 Good. The hatred is mutual, that's right. 524 00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:51,243 So... let's get straight to the point. 525 00:41:51,382 --> 00:41:55,730 I talked to a local businessman and he told me to come here. 526 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:57,713 - Are there any problems? - Hm. In a way. 527 00:41:57,713 --> 00:42:01,018 You were aware that your company... 528 00:42:01,192 --> 00:42:03,905 did not get its approval renewed? 529 00:42:03,940 --> 00:42:08,288 I was wondering why it was not renewed. 530 00:42:09,331 --> 00:42:10,445 Why? 531 00:42:11,245 --> 00:42:15,158 Why? I wonder myself. 532 00:42:15,236 --> 00:42:16,950 With all the accountants that I have... 533 00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:19,028 Let's say it to each other: why? 534 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:24,249 Hey, do you have any scratch-and-win, you? 535 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:28,812 This guy really busted my balls. Really. 536 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000 It's like papaya? 537 00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:37,899 Much less sweet. 538 00:42:38,899 --> 00:42:41,299 A blend... mango and kiwi? 539 00:42:41,439 --> 00:42:44,326 No. A more refined scent. 540 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,274 Less common. 541 00:42:47,074 --> 00:42:50,344 - Pineapple. - Ever heard of pineapple scent? 542 00:42:50,379 --> 00:42:52,710 Well, you say: "Something exotic." 543 00:42:52,814 --> 00:42:55,388 I don't understand. What could it be? 544 00:42:55,422 --> 00:42:59,493 It's a scent she invented. She and Penelope, the other dancer. 545 00:42:59,632 --> 00:43:03,076 Their own scent, but a perfume... 546 00:43:03,214 --> 00:43:06,381 -...that gets you horny. - So you tell me: when did you kiss her? 547 00:43:06,694 --> 00:43:08,501 I did not tell you I kissed her. 548 00:43:08,502 --> 00:43:12,051 I told you that if my silly sister hadn't opened the window... 549 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,824 I would have kissed her. 550 00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:16,642 - Are you sure? - Absolutely! 551 00:43:16,782 --> 00:43:21,547 If you smell something like this, you sniff, sniff, and then... 552 00:43:22,286 --> 00:43:26,765 Oh well! Today fresh "pansies" from what I see! 553 00:43:26,765 --> 00:43:28,000 He was the last thing we were missing... 554 00:43:28,174 --> 00:43:30,383 Listen a teeny bit, dear pansied-up. 555 00:43:30,417 --> 00:43:32,991 I'll smash this wrench on your head. 556 00:43:33,061 --> 00:43:35,983 What's this business that you have ten Spanish dancers at home... 557 00:43:36,157 --> 00:43:38,940 ...the horny ladies... and you say nothing to your daddy? 558 00:43:39,079 --> 00:43:42,246 Aside from the fact that they are not ten, they are five... 559 00:43:42,303 --> 00:43:45,305 - And they are not like you say. - I'll make them like that, don't you worry 560 00:43:45,410 --> 00:43:49,132 Why didn't you invite me? You know that for these things I'm like the emergency service. 561 00:43:49,132 --> 00:43:51,845 I put on the siren. Pussy emergency! 562 00:43:54,872 --> 00:43:58,176 - What do you want? - I want to come have dinner at your place tonight. 563 00:43:58,419 --> 00:44:00,959 What dinner? They probably already left. 564 00:44:01,063 --> 00:44:05,551 Left? Then what is this little Spanish music coming from your house? 565 00:44:05,551 --> 00:44:06,629 One can hear it all the way here in the square. 566 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:08,844 Little music? 567 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:13,453 Come come... Left... Pff! 568 00:44:16,683 --> 00:44:19,719 - What was I saying? - What are they doing? 569 00:46:31,094 --> 00:46:33,675 Let's dance! 570 00:48:16,217 --> 00:48:19,938 Blessed Virgin, what a hit. He's dead! 571 00:48:22,374 --> 00:48:24,357 I didn't get hurt! 572 00:48:24,531 --> 00:48:27,105 Don't worry, I didn't get hurt. 573 00:48:40,128 --> 00:48:43,662 It was June 13th, 1996. 574 00:48:43,872 --> 00:48:46,584 And my scooter Luxe Series that same night... 575 00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:49,819 after a brief agony, slowly passed on. 576 00:48:49,889 --> 00:48:53,368 heroically fallen on the battlefield. 577 00:48:53,542 --> 00:48:56,116 I even decided to bury some remains. 578 00:48:56,255 --> 00:48:59,351 And his heart, an original needle carburetor ... 579 00:48:59,490 --> 00:49:02,829 I threw in the river wrapped in the vehicle registration... 580 00:49:02,970 --> 00:49:06,915 Like the ashes of a great ancient warrior. 581 00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:20,953 - Something wrong? 582 00:49:20,953 --> 00:49:24,361 No, nothing. It's just that today is a day... 583 00:49:24,501 --> 00:49:27,806 Sure, you drank three Martini in half an hour! 584 00:49:27,945 --> 00:49:30,380 - Can I? - Go ahead. Go ahead. 585 00:49:32,433 --> 00:49:35,007 How much is it? 586 00:49:35,007 --> 00:49:37,894 Just pay for one, the rest is on the house. 587 00:49:37,928 --> 00:49:39,050 Five thousand. 588 00:49:39,886 --> 00:49:41,264 Thank you. 589 00:49:42,077 --> 00:49:44,295 Very kind. Thank you. 590 00:49:51,147 --> 00:49:53,373 Have a nice day. Goodbye. 591 00:49:53,547 --> 00:49:54,804 Have a nice day. 592 00:50:21,967 --> 00:50:26,002 Andrea, I'll be back soon. 593 00:50:27,881 --> 00:50:33,164 Where are you running, baby? Tonight I have an idea that even just the thought... 594 00:50:37,377 --> 00:50:39,917 What kind of bad cookies are these? 595 00:50:40,256 --> 00:50:42,004 They taste like anise. 596 00:50:52,231 --> 00:50:55,083 What got to you? 597 00:50:55,222 --> 00:50:58,248 Come on, enough already, you act like a child. 598 00:50:58,353 --> 00:51:02,771 - What happened? - I screwed everything up. 599 00:51:02,805 --> 00:51:05,866 I wanted to get into this job. 600 00:51:05,866 --> 00:51:09,519 I'm not made for this. It has come... it has come... 601 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:13,102 - What has come? - The dark day. It has come. 602 00:51:13,102 --> 00:51:14,241 That is? 603 00:51:15,676 --> 00:51:17,616 My father always told me. 604 00:51:17,617 --> 00:51:20,025 In this business, the dark day always comes. 605 00:51:20,025 --> 00:51:24,442 It's the day when everything goes wrong. And if you don't have the strenght to fight back... 606 00:51:24,512 --> 00:51:27,434 - What do you do for a living? - I'm a show manager. 607 00:51:27,538 --> 00:51:29,904 At least until today. 608 00:51:30,008 --> 00:51:33,556 Show manager... Out of 30 nights I had, I barely did 18. 609 00:51:33,730 --> 00:51:35,400 But why, what happened today? 610 00:51:35,504 --> 00:51:38,113 What happened? You in this town don't have a mayor... 611 00:51:38,252 --> 00:51:40,756 you have a tax attorney. 612 00:51:40,756 --> 00:51:45,001 In three months of work, one can make a mistake. 613 00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:48,444 There's no need to cry. This is a small town. 614 00:51:48,444 --> 00:51:52,828 People are simple. They don't understand. Art of all things... 615 00:51:52,828 --> 00:51:54,637 What do you do? Theater? 616 00:51:54,637 --> 00:51:56,271 Flamenco. 617 00:51:56,271 --> 00:51:57,698 Nice, flamenco... Where do you do that? 618 00:51:57,767 --> 00:52:00,063 - Where do we do it? - Where? 619 00:52:00,167 --> 00:52:01,976 Nowhere. 620 00:52:02,046 --> 00:52:04,516 You have a mayor who's a... tax attorney! 621 00:52:06,011 --> 00:52:08,307 Mariano has always been like that. 622 00:52:08,412 --> 00:52:11,090 And now that he's become mayor... 623 00:52:11,230 --> 00:52:13,838 But that's a frustrated man. His wife left him after two years. 624 00:52:13,942 --> 00:52:16,725 - My wife left me after two years too. - Did I do a "graffe"? 625 00:52:17,003 --> 00:52:20,690 - A "graffe"... How is it called when one makes a mistake? 626 00:52:21,177 --> 00:52:22,986 A gaffe! 627 00:52:25,874 --> 00:52:28,309 I wasn't really married. 628 00:52:28,482 --> 00:52:32,205 Living together. Then one day I came home and find a note saying: 629 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,874 - "We went boom again" - Boom? 630 00:52:35,614 --> 00:52:39,510 - Boom, boom. Busted, end of story. Goodbye and thank you. And you? 631 00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:42,119 Me? I went boom by myself. 632 00:52:47,893 --> 00:52:49,285 Come in! 633 00:52:50,641 --> 00:52:51,998 So? How are you? 634 00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:53,494 Better, better. 635 00:52:53,633 --> 00:52:54,816 How did you do that? 636 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,798 I told you, the rear brake broke. 637 00:52:56,973 --> 00:52:59,128 You could have stopped with the front one. 638 00:52:59,164 --> 00:53:01,808 I did, and that's why I toppled over. 639 00:53:01,881 --> 00:53:05,704 Bah! You seem a bit stupid to me. Take care. 640 00:53:09,426 --> 00:53:10,922 Come in again. 641 00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:14,365 - How are you? - Fine, fine. 642 00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:18,748 - Did you take an aspirin? - Selvaggia, I fell, I didn't catch a cold. 643 00:53:18,748 --> 00:53:21,600 - What was it that didn't work? - The brake. 644 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:24,696 - Do you want something to eat? - I'm not hungry. 645 00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:26,435 Are you sure? 646 00:53:26,610 --> 00:53:29,427 If you change your mind... you call me. 647 00:53:29,497 --> 00:53:31,774 - Bye. - Bye, thank you. 648 00:54:13,153 --> 00:54:15,136 - Hi - Hi 649 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,432 Cool! Is it hard to make it fly? 650 00:54:17,536 --> 00:54:19,497 - No. You want to try? - Yes, if you tell me how to do it. 651 00:54:19,498 --> 00:54:22,406 - Look, you go like this... - Like this? 652 00:54:23,485 --> 00:54:24,632 Selvaggia, get out! 653 00:54:24,841 --> 00:54:26,998 Come on, in the house! Come on, fast! 654 00:54:27,067 --> 00:54:29,502 Oh gee. Mind your own business! 655 00:54:32,112 --> 00:54:34,516 - Hi, how are you? - Fine, fine. 656 00:54:35,521 --> 00:54:37,225 There's worse in life. 657 00:54:38,269 --> 00:54:41,190 A bit here... Still hurts a bit but... 658 00:54:41,330 --> 00:54:42,964 but I put some bandages. 659 00:54:43,104 --> 00:54:45,017 You are good with the boomerang. 660 00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:47,900 Thank you. Want to try? 661 00:54:48,286 --> 00:54:50,374 Sure. Why not? Throw! 662 00:54:50,513 --> 00:54:53,434 - Will you catch it? - Throw the(s) boomerang! 663 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:56,565 - Are you sure? - Come on! 664 00:55:21,959 --> 00:55:24,342 If you tell my children, I'll cut you in two. 665 00:55:27,595 --> 00:55:30,968 I haven't had a joint in maybe ten years. 666 00:55:31,038 --> 00:55:35,282 I remember that in 1975 in the garden, next to the eggplant... 667 00:55:35,282 --> 00:55:38,031 I planted marijuana. It took very well. 668 00:55:38,065 --> 00:55:40,917 In six months I had plants that high. 669 00:55:40,917 --> 00:55:44,014 A Sunday the Carabinieri sergeant came to visit me. 670 00:55:44,152 --> 00:55:46,726 He saw the plants and said: "Those, what are they?" 671 00:55:46,762 --> 00:55:49,614 And I, immediately: "Indian turnips". 672 00:55:52,709 --> 00:55:56,014 He wanted three baskets to take home. 673 00:55:56,118 --> 00:55:59,285 His wife for Easter made soup with it. 674 00:56:01,372 --> 00:56:06,800 That night, they were seen in bars doing Jimi Hendrix's songs. 675 00:56:09,233 --> 00:56:12,462 - What a story, uh? - Life experience. 676 00:56:23,356 --> 00:56:26,018 Oh. You scared me. I hadn't heard you come in. 677 00:56:27,113 --> 00:56:28,991 Want to try? 678 00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:32,683 Look what you've done! I could have given you a glass! 679 00:56:39,496 --> 00:56:42,919 What beautiful boobs. I wish I had them like that as well. 680 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,410 - Boobs - Boobs. 681 00:56:45,514 --> 00:56:47,406 Boobs. 682 00:56:54,732 --> 00:56:56,333 Selvaggia! Come to the phone, there's the phar-- 683 00:56:56,403 --> 00:56:59,463 ...macist. 684 00:57:00,194 --> 00:57:02,838 - Yes, I'm coming now. - Go, go! 685 00:57:04,194 --> 00:57:05,000 Yes, I'm going, I'm going... 686 00:57:05,001 --> 00:57:07,503 Go, she's waiting. Go! 687 00:57:15,395 --> 00:57:18,039 Hello. 688 00:57:18,282 --> 00:57:19,952 - Miss! 689 00:57:21,378 --> 00:57:25,869 Any chance me and you... a little coppering? 690 00:57:28,057 --> 00:57:29,657 Nothing? 691 00:57:29,797 --> 00:57:31,153 Goodbye. 692 00:57:32,441 --> 00:57:33,657 Shall I close? 693 00:57:36,163 --> 00:57:37,589 I'm closing. 694 00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:39,537 Goodbye. 695 00:57:45,555 --> 00:57:49,555 Who's there? Levante, is that you? 696 00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:52,511 You can't stop without saying who it is! 697 00:57:52,651 --> 00:57:54,529 What are you doing? 698 00:57:57,382 --> 00:58:00,895 I'm talking to you! What are you doing? 699 00:58:14,322 --> 00:58:18,044 We've been waiting for you all day. Where have you been all this time? 700 00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:20,305 Weren't we supposed to do the show tonight? 701 00:58:20,410 --> 00:58:24,097 - Calm, let's stay calm - Calm my ass, you can't behave like this, understood? 702 00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:28,406 - Calm and I'll explain everything. - Come on, explain! Explain! 703 00:58:36,142 --> 00:58:38,220 There. That's all. 704 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:47,021 If you really want to hear it all, even the Matera date has been canceled. 705 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:49,455 I wanted to tell you tonight after the show... 706 00:58:49,595 --> 00:58:52,482 but given that even this one is not happening anymore... 707 00:58:52,552 --> 00:58:55,370 I officially inform you that the tour ends here. 708 00:58:56,796 --> 00:59:00,169 No problem with money. 709 00:59:00,169 --> 00:59:02,152 This morning I received a transfer from Spain. 710 00:59:02,223 --> 00:59:04,997 I have with me all the checks for you. 711 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:10,000 - We go back home? - Yes, we go back home. 712 00:59:33,321 --> 00:59:34,886 A gift. 713 00:59:36,556 --> 00:59:37,669 Thank you, Gigi. 714 00:59:41,043 --> 00:59:43,026 You're not coming to say goodbye? 715 00:59:45,461 --> 00:59:48,001 I would have said goodbye from here, with my hand. 716 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,427 Here. This is for you. 717 00:59:53,566 --> 00:59:56,071 - You're giving it to me? - Sure, so you can practice. 718 00:59:56,140 --> 00:59:59,340 This is a perfect place to throw a boomerang. 719 00:59:59,758 --> 01:00:02,819 Thanks, but it's not like with the boomerang... 720 01:00:02,819 --> 01:00:05,040 I have a good relationship... 721 01:00:21,916 --> 01:00:25,429 She's coming! 722 01:00:27,726 --> 01:00:30,439 Caterina, what to say? 723 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:35,657 There are moments in life when one would like to say so many things... 724 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,300 the maybe the way to say them all... 725 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,428 is not to say anything. 726 01:00:53,085 --> 01:00:55,286 Goodbye and thanks for everything. 727 01:01:09,677 --> 01:01:11,695 Selvaggia, where did you read that? 728 01:01:11,729 --> 01:01:14,582 Not read. All TV news programs talk about it, ignorant. 729 01:01:14,617 --> 01:01:16,704 Speak properly, pinenut-head. 730 01:01:16,738 --> 01:01:20,913 Do not talk like that to your sister, imbecil! 731 01:01:21,192 --> 01:01:25,227 It's the Hyakutake comet. It passes by once every 70,000 years. 732 01:01:25,261 --> 01:01:27,383 Every 70,000 years? 733 01:01:27,418 --> 01:01:29,992 It takes the long route big time... 734 01:01:30,131 --> 01:01:32,114 Mah. You know what I'll do guys? 735 01:01:32,218 --> 01:01:36,392 I'm going to bed because tomorrow we have to spray the copper. 736 01:01:36,532 --> 01:01:41,193 Did you get that? We have to spray the copper! Hyakutako! 737 01:01:42,167 --> 01:01:45,055 Virgin Many, so boring this man. 738 01:01:46,663 --> 01:01:50,272 Alright. If you see it, shoot me a whistle. 739 01:01:50,307 --> 01:01:52,672 "Vamos a copperar". 740 01:01:53,438 --> 01:01:55,615 Bye lords. 741 01:02:04,778 --> 01:02:07,525 Did you see what big boobs Penelope had? 742 01:02:09,126 --> 01:02:11,874 Before leaving she caressed me. 743 01:02:11,943 --> 01:02:13,569 I will never forget. 744 01:02:16,779 --> 01:02:19,527 As for me, she gave me a kiss and a boomerang. 745 01:02:19,597 --> 01:02:22,609 - Who? Penelope? - No. Caterina. 746 01:02:28,398 --> 01:02:34,137 Me too I will never forget that boomerang. 747 01:02:38,277 --> 01:02:40,711 70,000 times I tried to throw that boomerang... 748 01:02:40,711 --> 01:02:44,607 and 70,000 times it never came back. 749 01:02:44,607 --> 01:02:47,182 It was one of two cases: either I threw it wrong... 750 01:02:47,251 --> 01:02:51,476 or it means that I'm really not cut to catch things at the right moment. 751 01:03:11,010 --> 01:03:13,306 What's up, Gino? 752 01:03:13,410 --> 01:03:15,845 - Have you seen the comet? - No! 753 01:03:15,949 --> 01:03:22,037 I did! It stopped right here, and then left! 754 01:03:22,175 --> 01:03:24,924 Caterina too left, the dancer. 755 01:03:24,959 --> 01:03:28,715 Don't worry, in 70,000 years... 756 01:03:28,715 --> 01:03:31,115 they will both come back! 757 01:03:31,116 --> 01:03:33,099 - Let's hope so. - What? 758 01:03:33,099 --> 01:03:34,609 Let's hope so! 759 01:03:44,334 --> 01:03:45,935 What are you doing here? 760 01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:49,587 The sign fell, so I'm fixing it. 761 01:03:49,726 --> 01:03:53,796 Look, you got the wrong direction, the holiday farm is that way. 762 01:03:53,935 --> 01:03:56,961 I know, I know, but down there is my house. 763 01:03:57,066 --> 01:04:01,170 The next time the dancers will come to my house. Not your house. 764 01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:03,675 How are you getting back to town now? 765 01:04:03,918 --> 01:04:05,413 Running. 766 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:35,000 It will be so much better. Between you and me, those stands where an ugly sight... 767 01:04:35,331 --> 01:04:37,608 - Good morning. - Good morning my ass. 768 01:04:43,191 --> 01:04:47,540 Good job, good job! The whole afternoon you were with him. Doing what? 769 01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:50,079 It's my own business! I don't have to report to you! 770 01:04:50,079 --> 01:04:54,081 - I'm not enough for you? What do you want? - What happened? 771 01:04:54,185 --> 01:04:57,941 This lady here went to screw your friend. The dancers guy. 772 01:04:58,115 --> 01:05:00,724 This Naldoni I hope will burn in hell. 773 01:05:00,724 --> 01:05:03,263 His name is Naldone, not Naldoni! 774 01:05:03,263 --> 01:05:06,463 She even corrects me. She has been seduced by the arts! 775 01:05:06,464 --> 01:05:08,515 No, that's not true-- I fell in love. 776 01:05:08,515 --> 01:05:11,263 You've known him for two days-- In love! 777 01:05:11,263 --> 01:05:13,977 - Pippo, it happens. - It never happened to me! 778 01:05:13,977 --> 01:05:16,517 Maybe it was a moment of weakness. 779 01:05:16,517 --> 01:05:18,256 She will see him again tonight-- a moment! 780 01:05:18,256 --> 01:05:21,839 You are not married. Even if she sees him again tonight... 781 01:05:21,979 --> 01:05:25,734 - Tonight-- where are you seeing him tonight?! - In Florence, the company stopped in Florence. 782 01:05:25,735 --> 01:05:28,343 - But we fell in love, you know? - What do I care if you fell in love-- that is, you-- 783 01:05:28,344 --> 01:05:30,570 What do you mean the company mean? Everybody? 784 01:05:30,571 --> 01:05:33,944 - How the company? How? - How the company? 785 01:05:34,189 --> 01:05:37,332 They are at the Hotel Cavour, near Piazza San Firenze. 786 01:05:54,607 --> 01:05:57,319 Good morning. Naldone, a flamenco company. 787 01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,997 - Naldone. - Naldone, with an "N". 788 01:06:05,912 --> 01:06:07,999 How are you? Where is Caterina? 789 01:06:08,034 --> 01:06:09,669 She just left. 790 01:06:09,843 --> 01:06:12,904 - Wher-- where did she go? - To the station. 791 01:06:13,773 --> 01:06:15,513 To the station? 792 01:06:17,114 --> 01:06:19,027 Shall I wait here? 793 01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:22,574 I'll wait here. 794 01:06:53,917 --> 01:06:56,004 Don't leave, Caterina! 795 01:07:00,456 --> 01:07:03,344 Excuse me, excuse me. Don't leave. 796 01:07:08,179 --> 01:07:10,162 - Don't leave, don't leave. - What do you want? 797 01:07:10,266 --> 01:07:12,179 - Talk with me, talk with me. - What shall we say? 798 01:07:12,319 --> 01:07:14,232 - Where are you going, where are you going? - Are you stupid? 799 01:07:14,336 --> 01:07:17,397 No, I'm from the national railways. I have to do a survey. 800 01:07:17,571 --> 01:07:20,319 - And what's the helmet for? - What helmet? 801 01:07:22,719 --> 01:07:24,761 Go, go, stupid. 802 01:07:59,314 --> 01:08:03,314 "GOD WAS HERE" 803 01:08:16,915 --> 01:08:19,454 Am I pissing you off with the boomerang...? 804 01:08:20,742 --> 01:08:22,168 What? 805 01:08:22,899 --> 01:08:24,081 What's up? 806 01:08:28,221 --> 01:08:31,142 What's up... 807 01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:35,873 ...is that I've fallen in love... 808 01:08:36,778 --> 01:08:39,004 ...with you. 809 01:08:39,144 --> 01:08:44,083 And now I do not care at all 810 01:08:44,187 --> 01:08:48,049 about all other people 811 01:08:48,187 --> 01:08:51,666 about all those people 812 01:08:51,875 --> 01:08:54,936 that are not you 813 01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:58,368 That's what's up! 814 01:09:06,311 --> 01:09:08,538 What's the name of the restaurant? 815 01:09:09,581 --> 01:09:11,146 Beatrice. 816 01:09:14,485 --> 01:09:16,121 I know it. 817 01:09:16,538 --> 01:09:19,008 You-- who invited you? 818 01:09:19,008 --> 01:09:20,991 Penelope invited me. 819 01:09:21,755 --> 01:09:25,547 And exactly, exactly-- who will be at the dinner? 820 01:09:25,722 --> 01:09:30,591 I told you already: Penelope, Naldone, Franca, Caterina and... 821 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,678 - And? - And her boyfriend, Alejandro. 822 01:09:32,678 --> 01:09:34,661 Caterina's boyfriend. 823 01:09:34,801 --> 01:09:37,131 Why don't you come too? What do you care? 824 01:09:37,201 --> 01:09:40,053 I come alone like a loser? 825 01:09:40,123 --> 01:09:42,766 Bring somebody, no? That way she'll even be jealous. 826 01:09:43,115 --> 01:09:46,212 Who do I bring? Who can I find so late, come on! 827 01:09:47,985 --> 01:09:49,309 I might have an idea. 828 01:10:01,063 --> 01:10:05,482 - What time did you tell her to come? - Calm down, she'll probaly be here any minute. 829 01:10:05,620 --> 01:10:07,639 Did you tell her to dress well? 830 01:10:07,673 --> 01:10:11,012 She said she'll be wearing the dress from her brother's wedding. 831 01:10:21,448 --> 01:10:26,249 Thieves. 20,000 lire to do 600 meters. 832 01:10:26,387 --> 01:10:30,075 I even broke my heel. The evening is starting well! 833 01:10:30,249 --> 01:10:33,554 Did she dress like that at brother's wedding? 834 01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:37,275 Sorry for being late. 835 01:10:37,450 --> 01:10:41,450 See? At the end you'll always come back to Carlina. 836 01:10:41,554 --> 01:10:44,442 Listen, did she explain what you have to do? 837 01:10:44,546 --> 01:10:48,024 Maybe you forgot that I did one year of acting with Peter Brook... 838 01:10:48,198 --> 01:10:51,260 and that I even sang as mezzo-soprano at the San Carlo in Naples. 839 01:10:51,329 --> 01:10:53,277 We know, we know, but listen, you mezzo-soprano... 840 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:57,486 Tonight, and only for tonight, you have to pretend to be my girlfriend... 841 01:10:57,626 --> 01:10:59,713 so behave. 842 01:10:59,851 --> 01:11:04,060 Don't worry. We'll make that Spanish one burst with envy. 843 01:11:05,035 --> 01:11:06,670 Let's get onto the stage! 844 01:11:07,957 --> 01:11:11,122 Hi all, Spanish and not! 845 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:19,505 We entered the restaurant at 21:05... 846 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:23,018 June 14th, 1996. 847 01:11:23,193 --> 01:11:26,393 And that faint, last hope that lived in my heart... 848 01:11:26,428 --> 01:11:28,410 to impress Caterina... 849 01:11:28,446 --> 01:11:31,681 was flushed away in the blink of an eye an hour and a half later 850 01:11:31,889 --> 01:11:34,637 when Carlina competely made up... 851 01:11:34,742 --> 01:11:38,453 our first sexual intercourse. 852 01:11:45,177 --> 01:11:47,230 He was turning and rolling me! 853 01:11:47,334 --> 01:11:50,743 What was that? It was a fury! What was that? It was a stallion! 854 01:11:50,917 --> 01:11:55,405 At the end, after two hours of wild sex... 855 01:11:55,300 --> 01:11:57,630 You know what he dared to ask? 856 01:11:57,666 --> 01:12:00,483 You know what he dared to ask? 857 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:02,466 - Tell everyone, not just her. - No! 858 01:12:02,466 --> 01:12:06,362 I have to tell the Spanish girl! He had the nerve to ask me... 859 01:12:07,231 --> 01:12:09,597 More! 860 01:12:10,223 --> 01:12:13,075 More! 861 01:12:15,928 --> 01:12:18,536 !!! 862 01:12:25,911 --> 01:12:29,773 Levante, you know that that Carlina of yours is really fun! You know what is she saying? 863 01:12:29,947 --> 01:12:32,416 That yesterday you did it six times. 864 01:12:35,130 --> 01:12:37,286 I'm sorry, she's ruining the night for everyone. 865 01:12:37,356 --> 01:12:40,835 No, no, she's fun. Not like that idiot Caterina's boyfriend... 866 01:12:40,939 --> 01:12:44,417 He's boring us to death He does nothing else but talk about big game. 867 01:12:44,522 --> 01:12:45,983 See ya. 868 01:12:46,852 --> 01:12:48,686 (Spanish accent) My heart was beating... 869 01:12:49,323 --> 01:12:53,253 a rhino in front of me and only one bullet. 870 01:12:55,081 --> 01:12:57,705 When Rhino attacks, the ground trembles... 871 01:12:57,706 --> 01:13:02,402 and then it becomes really difficult to aim. 872 01:13:02,646 --> 01:13:06,109 We stared at each other for an infinite time... 873 01:13:07,758 --> 01:13:10,263 And then suddenly it was like... how to say... 874 01:13:10,438 --> 01:13:13,437 A cloud of dust coming towards me. 875 01:13:14,959 --> 01:13:17,250 I let it come closer... 876 01:13:19,482 --> 01:13:21,052 Between the eyes. 877 01:13:26,091 --> 01:13:29,116 Hey, does't a rhino have the horn between its eyes? 878 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:33,946 Naldone, obviously, Alejandro has special bullets, they go around. 879 01:13:35,135 --> 01:13:36,457 Like boomerangs. 880 01:13:38,267 --> 01:13:40,498 Hunting is everything for me. 881 01:13:40,944 --> 01:13:42,892 If someone is asking: 882 01:13:43,832 --> 01:13:47,692 "You can bring only one thing onto a desert island." 883 01:13:47,692 --> 01:13:49,322 You think there would be any doubt... 884 01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:53,336 My sniper rifle. 885 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,000 Good job... good job. 886 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:03,938 What would you take onto a desert island? 887 01:14:04,112 --> 01:14:05,955 I would take you. 888 01:14:07,033 --> 01:14:10,129 Silly! I would bring my motorcycle. 889 01:14:10,234 --> 01:14:11,868 I'm too attached to it. 890 01:14:11,938 --> 01:14:14,825 I'll take Franca and I'll marry her. 891 01:14:14,860 --> 01:14:17,991 Then I'll bring the wedding rings. 892 01:14:18,095 --> 01:14:20,842 And you Caterina? What would you take with you on a desert island? 893 01:14:20,843 --> 01:14:24,542 I would take my boomerang. And you, Levante? 894 01:14:30,270 --> 01:14:32,253 I'd take you. 895 01:14:33,888 --> 01:14:36,080 I really like you. 896 01:14:36,775 --> 01:14:40,323 But then I would also Alejandro's rifle... 897 01:14:40,359 --> 01:14:44,533 So if he gets too close, I'll be the one shooting that idiot between his eyes. 898 01:14:44,672 --> 01:14:47,594 That is what I would have wanted to say. 899 01:14:49,054 --> 01:14:53,647 So, Levante? What would you take to a desert island? 900 01:14:54,133 --> 01:14:56,151 What would I bring? I would bring some people. 901 01:14:56,151 --> 01:15:01,160 Otherwise, can you imagine all day on the island how boring by yourself. 902 01:15:01,613 --> 01:15:03,560 I didn't understand one thing. 903 01:15:03,595 --> 01:15:07,770 On this desert island I have to be alone? 904 01:15:07,874 --> 01:15:10,795 Of course. Otherwise, what kind of desert island is it? 905 01:15:10,865 --> 01:15:13,961 Alone alone, or I can take someone? 906 01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:16,605 Ok, you can take one person. 907 01:15:16,674 --> 01:15:20,361 So if I can take someone, I take... 908 01:15:20,361 --> 01:15:25,236 Sylvester Stallone! That's a stallion by name and by nature! 909 01:15:34,032 --> 01:15:37,013 What a shame. What a shame. What a shame. 910 01:15:49,825 --> 01:15:51,634 It broke while I was using it. 911 01:15:51,773 --> 01:15:55,426 Pull today, pull tomorrow... Sooner or later, it was going to break. 912 01:16:00,782 --> 01:16:04,018 Sorry, Levante, but that is not your girlfriend, right? 913 01:16:04,123 --> 01:16:06,174 No, she is not my girlfriend. 914 01:16:06,418 --> 01:16:11,045 I brought a friend to come with someone, but maybe it would have been better if I had come alone. 915 01:16:11,149 --> 01:16:14,871 - No, no, she's... extravagant. - Hey, can I ask you something? 916 01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:16,818 - Go ahead - Do you like hunting? 917 01:16:17,654 --> 01:16:18,837 I hate hunting. 918 01:16:19,012 --> 01:16:20,627 How about hunters? 919 01:16:38,803 --> 01:16:41,972 - Blessed Virgin. - I dance flamenco too. 920 01:16:41,973 --> 01:16:44,434 I am also a flamenco dancer. 921 01:16:47,187 --> 01:16:49,622 That's enough! Come down, come on! 922 01:16:49,761 --> 01:16:51,466 Come down, Carlina! 923 01:16:54,701 --> 01:16:58,304 You want to know what our gesture of love is? 924 01:17:24,234 --> 01:17:27,922 - Ok, what should we do, shall we ask for coffee? - Coffee! 925 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:32,512 Good evening. Table for one? 926 01:17:37,383 --> 01:17:40,096 - Whore! - Isabella, what are you doing here? 927 01:17:40,165 --> 01:17:42,078 What are you doing here? 928 01:17:42,114 --> 01:17:45,175 And on the day of my birthday at that. Who's that one? 929 01:17:45,279 --> 01:17:47,749 - We're amonst friends. - Friends my ass! 930 01:17:47,888 --> 01:17:49,975 You had told me you were tired and going to bed... 931 01:17:49,976 --> 01:17:52,758 Instead you are here purring up with her. 932 01:17:52,758 --> 01:17:54,741 Calm down. Why don't you sit down with us? 933 01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:57,976 Forget sit down. I don't talk to assholes! 934 01:17:58,290 --> 01:18:00,724 Isabella, now you're overreacting. 935 01:18:00,724 --> 01:18:02,811 Do not start breaking my balls you too! 936 01:18:02,881 --> 01:18:06,463 You cannot come here and do this mess... 937 01:18:06,567 --> 01:18:10,496 on this great night when we are having such fun! You've broken our balls! 938 01:18:18,042 --> 01:18:21,177 Alright, what should we do? Shall we ask for the bill? 939 01:18:27,404 --> 01:18:30,397 A really eventful evening, no? 940 01:18:30,397 --> 01:18:32,240 Typically Italian! 941 01:18:32,379 --> 01:18:37,145 Typically Italian, for sure. That one gave me a slap on my face that still burns. 942 01:18:37,249 --> 01:18:39,918 Of course, you go pippirippipi... 943 01:18:40,111 --> 01:18:44,450 Are you sure your sister is not getting the once over from her friend? 944 01:18:44,451 --> 01:18:47,437 No, they are like that. They fight, shout, but... 945 01:18:47,511 --> 01:18:48,866 They love each other. 946 01:18:48,867 --> 01:18:50,336 They love each other. 947 01:18:51,511 --> 01:18:54,780 Sorry Levante but you and Carlina: how are you going back home now? 948 01:18:54,781 --> 01:18:58,851 That's what I was thinking. Maybe there's a bus or something later. 949 01:18:58,990 --> 01:19:02,329 Why don't you stay here? The technicians' room is free. 950 01:19:02,503 --> 01:19:06,923 - Right, why not? The room's already paid. - Leva', let's stay. 951 01:19:06,924 --> 01:19:10,388 I can't hold myself up and I even feel like throwing up. 952 01:19:42,437 --> 01:19:46,240 What are you doing? Overhearing the Spaniards? 953 01:19:46,542 --> 01:19:48,282 Shut up. I can't hear anything. 954 01:19:49,777 --> 01:19:51,621 Will you give me a little massage? 955 01:19:51,621 --> 01:19:54,130 Come on... a little massage. 956 01:20:29,989 --> 01:20:31,625 What's this ruckus? 957 01:20:31,625 --> 01:20:35,207 I have no idea. They've been fighting like crazy for half an hour. 958 01:20:47,313 --> 01:20:48,600 What happened? 959 01:20:50,409 --> 01:20:55,392 What happened is that now it's your turn. Go. After all that's what you wanted, no? 960 01:21:00,775 --> 01:21:02,167 - Go 961 01:21:07,349 --> 01:21:09,680 It was what I wanted, yes. 962 01:21:09,854 --> 01:21:12,220 What's better than being in the right place... 963 01:21:12,358 --> 01:21:14,307 at the right time? 964 01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:19,436 As always, the most vulnerable women are the ones who need to be consoled. 965 01:21:36,825 --> 01:21:39,700 - Get lost you too! - Yes, exactly, sorry... 966 01:21:50,518 --> 01:21:52,605 Very bad... 967 01:21:56,988 --> 01:22:00,641 Sorry, Levante, but I didn't feel like talking. 968 01:22:02,102 --> 01:22:03,876 I got it. 969 01:22:04,467 --> 01:22:06,416 Listen. 970 01:22:06,450 --> 01:22:07,738 I'm hungry. 971 01:22:12,711 --> 01:22:14,187 - Thank you. - You're welcome 972 01:22:17,686 --> 01:22:19,043 Little croissant. 973 01:22:23,808 --> 01:22:26,452 I tried in every way. 974 01:22:26,486 --> 01:22:30,418 For a while, I even forced myself to like those horrible 975 01:22:30,452 --> 01:22:32,678 hunting trophies he had hanging on the walls. 976 01:22:32,992 --> 01:22:35,078 Oftentimes one thinks, but it's not... 977 01:22:35,079 --> 01:22:37,340 And almost always it comes out after a year. 978 01:22:37,514 --> 01:22:40,053 My grandmother used to say some love stories are like cars: 979 01:22:40,123 --> 01:22:43,671 You try them out the first year, then either the car works, or... 980 01:22:47,289 --> 01:22:48,750 But who are you? 981 01:22:48,854 --> 01:22:50,976 What do you mean who am I? Levante Quarini... 982 01:22:51,115 --> 01:22:54,002 Exempt from military service, accountant with honors... 983 01:22:54,107 --> 01:22:55,463 own car... 984 01:22:55,568 --> 01:22:59,498 an ex girlfriend who left me because she said I was not special... 985 01:22:59,603 --> 01:23:02,872 and a true passion, carnal, powerful... 986 01:23:02,873 --> 01:23:04,786 for flamenco. 987 01:23:05,865 --> 01:23:07,395 Since when? 988 01:23:08,508 --> 01:23:11,291 It's probably already a good two or three days. 989 01:23:11,395 --> 01:23:14,839 - And who are you? - I am Caterina Decantar. 990 01:23:14,909 --> 01:23:19,570 23 years old, graduated from the Madrid School of Arts... 991 01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:22,388 two dogs, three boyfriends... 992 01:23:22,388 --> 01:23:26,214 and a true, deep, carnal passion for flamenco. 993 01:23:26,388 --> 01:23:29,936 See? We already have something in common. 994 01:23:36,301 --> 01:23:38,284 You want to kiss me here? 995 01:23:38,424 --> 01:23:40,017 No. Not here. 996 01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:46,500 What's wrong here? 997 01:23:56,547 --> 01:24:01,138 We walked so much that night. Blessed Virgin, we walked so much! 998 01:24:01,244 --> 01:24:03,504 I had never walked so much in my life. 999 01:24:03,504 --> 01:24:08,339 But as we walked, we found at least ten more points in common. 1000 01:24:08,443 --> 01:24:10,566 Like, our hatred for Sundays. 1001 01:24:10,670 --> 01:24:14,949 Our passion for pistachios, cartoons... "bruschetta"! 1002 01:24:15,019 --> 01:24:17,697 Which in Spain they call "las fettuntas". 1003 01:24:17,731 --> 01:24:20,271 Our love for documentaries about animals... 1004 01:24:20,341 --> 01:24:23,784 Except for the locust, that disgusted both of us. 1005 01:24:23,889 --> 01:24:26,671 Our hatred for parsley which gets stuck is on your teeth. 1006 01:24:26,845 --> 01:24:30,116 Our passion for dogs. But above all, in common... 1007 01:24:30,254 --> 01:24:34,324 We had our passion for Fernando Pessoa's poems. 1008 01:24:34,464 --> 01:24:37,559 Even though in that case... Well, I blatantly lied. 1009 01:24:37,595 --> 01:24:40,099 Because Fernandos I know many... 1010 01:24:40,133 --> 01:24:43,259 but this Pessoa... I really didn't see who he was. 1011 01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:57,908 Hold on, isn't Pessoa that small guy... 1012 01:24:57,909 --> 01:25:00,796 plumpish, with a beard and walrus teeth? 1013 01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:05,110 Hey, his poems are famous, not his face. 1014 01:25:05,110 --> 01:25:06,641 That's true. 1015 01:25:07,058 --> 01:25:11,302 Listen, Caterina, here seems like an ideal place to kiss, no? 1016 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,249 Yes, here is good. 1017 01:25:15,058 --> 01:25:16,728 So, what should I do, shall I go? 1018 01:25:16,832 --> 01:25:19,505 - Go. - Shall I go? - Yes. 1019 01:25:32,974 --> 01:25:37,875 It was a real kiss. Deep. Carnal. 1020 01:25:37,876 --> 01:25:39,268 In short, with the tongue. 1021 01:25:39,270 --> 01:25:41,039 Quite a bit of tongue. 1022 01:25:41,079 --> 01:25:45,362 Plus, we kissed a whole lot. Four or five hours straight. 1023 01:25:50,887 --> 01:25:52,696 And it was after that extraordinary kiss... 1024 01:25:52,697 --> 01:25:55,688 That she looked me straight in the eye and said: 1025 01:25:57,184 --> 01:25:59,097 I'm still hungry. 1026 01:25:59,236 --> 01:26:03,272 We did the whole thing back again. Lungarni, the San Lorenzo market... 1027 01:26:03,446 --> 01:26:05,323 Piazza Santissima Annunziata... 1028 01:26:05,463 --> 01:26:08,490 and then at 9:10, withough having slept a single minute... 1029 01:26:08,594 --> 01:26:11,098 We went to pick up the suitcase from the hotel Cavour... 1030 01:26:11,202 --> 01:26:14,333 and I took Caterina directly to the station... 1031 01:26:14,368 --> 01:26:18,160 where she had the InterCity train to Rome, which then would take her precisely... 1032 01:26:18,299 --> 01:26:21,638 to the connection with the flight to Madrid. 1033 01:26:21,778 --> 01:26:25,361 And there at the station I thought that trains are made expressly for goodbyes. 1034 01:26:25,499 --> 01:26:29,413 They start slowly, all slow. You have all the time to think about the fact that they're leaving. 1035 01:26:29,414 --> 01:26:32,630 I while I was watching her leave, I thought of two things. 1036 01:26:32,804 --> 01:26:37,240 First: if that sign with the "Farm Holiday Arcobaleno" had not fallen... 1037 01:26:37,241 --> 01:26:41,710 Would have I been there like an idiot at that time at the station? 1038 01:26:41,710 --> 01:26:43,380 And then... 1039 01:26:43,484 --> 01:26:47,731 Did I, in your opinion, really miss that train? 1040 01:26:53,676 --> 01:26:59,561 "FARM HOLIDAY Arcobaleno" 1041 01:28:03,178 --> 01:28:07,667 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 1042 01:28:07,979 --> 01:28:10,483 On June 16th, 1997... 1043 01:28:10,552 --> 01:28:12,917 Sergio Naldone and Franca Beniamini... 1044 01:28:13,091 --> 01:28:14,970 got united in marriage. 1045 01:28:15,144 --> 01:28:16,987 It was the wedding of the century. 1046 01:28:17,161 --> 01:28:21,406 Any I, unfortunately, missed it. Yes, because in Spain --incredible but true-- 1047 01:28:21,475 --> 01:28:25,406 June is bulls' month and I really couldn't miss it. 1048 01:28:38,068 --> 01:28:41,894 Aside from the fact that bulls, Joaquin, are to be billed at 16%... 1049 01:28:42,033 --> 01:28:46,556 and you keep billing them at 25%. And anyway, I ordered five. Five toros. 1050 01:28:46,625 --> 01:28:49,790 You sent me 20. Where should I put 20 bulls? 1051 01:28:49,895 --> 01:28:52,357 Didn't you receive the fax? 1052 01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:02,313 I do not entiendo what you say(s)... 1053 01:29:02,313 --> 01:29:04,749 I'll need to go ask for a traducion. 1054 01:29:08,889 --> 01:29:10,175 - Honey! 1055 01:29:12,402 --> 01:29:13,688 Sorry, honey. 1056 01:29:16,402 --> 01:29:18,349 Sorry honey, come and talk to Joaquin. 1057 01:29:18,385 --> 01:29:21,490 I really don't understand him. He made a mess with those bulls. 1058 01:29:29,194 --> 01:29:32,612 Maremma, how fast this little son is growing... 1059 01:29:33,620 --> 01:29:35,499 He'll be a nice little bull! 1060 01:29:36,717 --> 01:29:39,456 - How are we going to call him? - Gino, Gino. 1061 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:40,500 Good. 1062 01:30:04,048 --> 01:30:05,763 By the way... 1063 01:30:05,901 --> 01:30:08,058 Gino Quarini, Osvaldo's father... 1064 01:30:08,162 --> 01:30:12,441 that is my grandfather, died exactly on the day my Gino was born. 1065 01:30:12,442 --> 01:30:15,886 Poor grandpa, he always wanted to live alone... 1066 01:30:15,886 --> 01:30:19,677 and alone one morning he suddenly passed away. 1067 01:30:19,677 --> 01:30:23,399 I'll always remember what he said the day before I left. 1068 01:30:23,399 --> 01:30:25,311 I simply said to him: 1069 01:30:26,704 --> 01:30:28,930 Tomorrow I'm going to Spain! 1070 01:30:28,999 --> 01:30:32,229 And he answered just as simply: 1071 01:30:33,305 --> 01:30:39,901 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from SubtitleDB.org 85578