Original subtitles

Can you give me something for diarrhea, headache or constipation?

Yes, here he comes, Major Perry!

English. English.

Why are those boys fighting?

Why does that schoolmaster not stop them?

Here he comes, Major Perry!

All the English have fat asses.

Major Perry, Sergeant Cox.

We would like to give them handcuffs.

Put them in a six-feet box.

When the war is gone and finished.

And we win the victory.

Deutschland then will be much bigger.

England then belongs to you and me.

When the war is gone and finished.

And we win the victory.

Deutschland then will be much bigger.

England then belongs to you and me.

We can stay in Camp McKenzie.

For England then belongs to you and me.

it has seemed like an eternity

"since last I kissed your bosom

"and slept with my arms entwined

"around your body."

You read these horny letters all day?

- That's the function of the post office. - It is?

"The turnip fields are growing, dear,

"and we are going to do several plays by Shakespeare.

"I wish I had you with me now to put my arms around and feel your bosom."

Bosom, bosom, bosom.

Why do they put that Roman numeral in the date?

- What date? - The date has a Roman numeral in it.

- You ever notice that? - I never noticed that before.

He's got that queer little German seven

and the one and the two, but it starts off with a Roman numeral.

We're gonna get us a code man down here from London

and have him take a look at these horny letters.

Pour us a drink, Mr. Cox.

Take some of that from the stores and give it to the lads outside.

Thank you, sir. The old sweats'll appreciate that.

In the morning get me that friend of Neuchl's. What's his name...

- Lieutenant Berger. - Yes, sir.