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[theme song playing]

♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side

♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow!

All right, team, gather round. [sighs]

Okay.

So today, we're gonna try to beat

last year's goal and get...

...three pets adopted.

[Jessica] Three?

Why stop at three?

I say, we get all these pets adopted.

Who is with me?

Forever homes!

Forever homes!

Forever homes!

That's the spirit.

Now...

Let's house some pets.

[dogs barking]

[panting]

[inaudible cheer]

[squawking]

[hissing]

[squeaking]

Wow, Jess.

You've got a real gift

for pairing animals with families.

Well, I believe

there's a perfect owner for every pet.

It's up to us to find them.

[humming]

-[electricity crackling] -[gasps]

[lights switching on]

[electricity crackling]

Hello?

[thudding in distance]

Dexter.

How did we miss you, sweetie?

[female volunteer] Back away from that cage

if you know what's good for you.

[Jessica] Wha... What?

I used to think Dexter was sweet, too. [chuckles]

[inhales deeply] Until the day I tried to feed him...

...dry cat food.

I called him Dexy.

Big mistake.

Remember what happened when Monica touched his tail?

Here kitty, kitty. Meow... Meow...

[Jessica chuckles]

Come on, you guys.

He's just a cat.

No! He's a bad cat.

And besides,

it's almost his... "time."

[gasps]

[male volunteer] Just leave it alone.

[purring]

Leave it alone?

I don't know the meaning of the words.

[bolt clanking]

[all whimpering]

[purring]

No! That purr!

Everyone, run!

They don't understand you, Dexter,

but I know you're a good cat.

Hi, there!

Interested in a sweet, adorable,

cuddly little kitty?

Oh, I don't know.

We're not much of an animal family.

Well, having a cat like Dexter

can teach your son

all sorts of valuable life skills.

[purring]

Aw, I think he likes you.

[gasps]

-[grunts] -[snarling]

Wait! Please!

-Whoa! -[snarling]

Whoa! Ow.

[snarling]

[yells]

[meowing]

[panting]

Jess, I told you to leave it alone!

No one on Earth

-is going to adopt this cat. -[snarling]

What you need is an owner with a strong will,

a leader you can follow...

[meows softly]

Certainly I will help this creature in need.

I knew you'd be perfect for each other.

He's strong and independent, just like you.

Fear not, Jessica.

Oftentimes I cared

for others' animal companions on Themyscira.

I even became known as the Minotaur whisperer. [chuckles]

See? He is pleased.

[sniffles]

[chuckles nervously]

Oh! Ahhh!

[sneezes]

What is this witchcraft?

-Oh no! -[sneezing]

You're allergic to cats!

[sneezing uncontrollably]

Dexter, no!

Get off of her! Get off!

[Diana muffled] Remove this demon at once!

Maybe what you need is

a more traditional environment,

a family structure to make you feel safe.

[purring softly]

[squealing]

Jess, I've always wanted a cat!

I'll call him Batkitten.

Why not Batcat?

No, that's dumb. Batkitten!

Oh, I think we've found you the perfect owner, Dexter.

Er... Batkitten. [chuckles]

[purring]

[nervously] Uh, careful, Batkitten,

that's one of mommy's favorite Batman figurines!

[purring maliciously]

[gasps, grunts]

Phew. That was a close one, huh?

[gasping, grunting]

Dexter, stop that!

Batkitten,

don't even think about it.

It took me thirty-two hours of painstaking--

-[yells] Batkitten, no! -[thuds]

Maybe what you need is a real animal lover.

He's cool with fish, right?

[burps]

Okay, so I have no reason to think this next one

will be the perfect owner, but you never know!

Oh, sure I'll take him, I love these things.

I'll teach him to catch a tennis ball,

let him do his thing on a few hydrants.

-[purring] -We're gonna bro-down hard.

Right, D-Money? Who's my D-Money?

[door slams]

[sighs in relief]

[Dexter snarling]

[Hal screaming painfully]

-[alarm blaring] -[groans in dismay]

Don't worry, Dexter.

We just need to cast a wider net,

show the world how amazing you are!

[growling]

Smile, Dexter.

Once the world sees how amazingly cute you are,

you'll get adopted in no time.

Aw, look at his little hat.

He's so cute.

Can we get him, Mommy, can we?

[grunts, gasps]

-[nervously] Let's just... -[all cooing]

-...give him a little space. -[woman] So cute.

-Maybe not quite so close, -[indistinct chatter]

[Jessica chuckles nervously]

[man] Oh, so cute.

Listen to him purr, Mommy!

-I saw him first. -I want him!

[purring]

[rumbling]

[all exclaiming]

[girl 1] Look, Mommy. He's levitating.

Wait. Is that...

...the power ring?

[all screaming]

-[grunts] -[groans]

[Dex-Starr] So...

...you want to play dress-up

with the sweet little kitty-cat, eh?

How do you like...

...this outfit?

[whimpering] D... Dexter?

Dexter? [chuckles maliciously]

I'm afraid not.

From this day forward I shall be known as

Dex-starr of the Red Lantern Corps.

Red Lantern Corps?

Indeed.

Our members are chosen

from the angriest beings in the universe,

and our rings are fueled by the red light of rage!

Oh, it was the bowtie, wasn't it?

I knew that was too much.

[hissing angrily]

Okay, Jimmy,

we just have to get that ring off of his...

[running footsteps receding]

[sighs] ...tail.

[gasps]

-[whimpering] Nice kitty... -[growling]

[angrily] I am not a nice kitty!

[retching]

Dexter, please! Let's talk about this.

[Dex-Starr] Wearing collars.

Eating kibble.

Forcing me into a forever home.

My forever home is suffering!

My forever home is pain!

And soon, yours will be, too!

[retching]

[grunts]

Everyone, out the back! Go!

Cat and mouse, Jessica Cruz?

Very well.

Come back, scaredy-cat.

[laughs maliciously]

Meow?

[gasps]

-[gasps] -[purring]

[Dex-Starr] You couldn't just leave it alone, could you?

No, you don't know the meaning of those words!

[chuckles] Well, then...

It appears someone else has a new outfit, too.

It's over, Dex-Starr. Hand me the ring.

Never!

You shall pay for your crimes against felinity.

[Dex-Starr] You could never escape me.

I am the ultimate hunter!

[coos]

[meows]

[meows]

[frustrated snarling]

Enough!

Let's see how you like being toyed with.

[growling]

[coughing]

-[thuds] -Argh!

[Dex-Starr] Oh, Green Lantern.

[meows, laughs]

Is this what you're looking for?

You'll have to be faster than that.

-Over here... -[grunts]

Let's stop pussyfooting around.

[grunts, groans]

[coughing]

[coughing]

[Dex-Starr] And now, Green Lantern,

it seems it is almost your "time."

Then, this whole stinking planet

will be my forever home!

-[growling] -[gasps]

Give me the ring!

My tail!

[snarling]

[surging]

[purring softly]

Aw, Dex.

What are we gonna do with you?

[Jessica softly] Okay, Dexter. It's almost time...

[bell dings in distance]

[excitedly] ...for dinner!

Well, what do you think?

Am I the perfect owner or what?

[gasps]

Oh, you!

[theme music plays]