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Previously onCharmed...I hope I don't regret this.
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Regret what?
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CYD:
Knansie uses demon blood
to raise the dead.
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Every person turns into a demon.
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MACY:
I have demon blood in me.
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Does that mean
I'm going to turn?
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HARRY:
It's a powerful
history rewriting spell.
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MEL:
To make it as if
Niko and I never met.
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JADA:
Your detective ex called
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to tell me my parents
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want to meet up.
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Damn!
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So, not to kill the mood
or anything, but why
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is your ex-girlfriend
working with witch hunters?
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With what?!
That arrow's
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been protected
against spells.
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It's exactly what I'd use
if I was trying to kill witches.
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And that's why you just
can't heal the wound.
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They must have found a way
to become immune to magic.
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Okay, but I know Niko,
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and she would never
help people like that.
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Whoever they were, they
must have duped her,
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posing as your parents.
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Then it sounds like
you and I need
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to have a little chat
with your ex.
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Before we do that...
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there's something
that you should know.
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Niko has no clue that
she and I ever dated.
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You Eternal Sunshined her?
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Damn, Vera.
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There was a demon, and
he would have stopped
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at nothing to kill her,
and my only choice was
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to make it so that
she and I never met.
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A history rewriting spell?
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You must have really loved her.
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I did, but it's over,
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obviously.
Yeah?
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The thing that I don't get,
given this epic love story,
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is why you didn't just use
the Akkadian Smokescreen.
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The what?It's like
a witness protection spell.
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It would have concealed Niko
from the demon
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without you two having
to cut ties.
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The Elders never told me
that was an option.
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Of course they didn't, Mel.
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You're not even human to them.
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Come on.
You're a Charmed One,
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a weapon
that they want to control,
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which means they get
to decide what spells you use,
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how powerful
you're allowed to become,
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and who you're allowed to love.
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But the real question is,
what are you gonna do about it?
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♪ I-I-I, I-I♪♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna
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♪ I-I-I, I-I♪♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna
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♪ I-I-I, I-I♪♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna
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♪ Throw my head back
and hey... ♪
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Are we really doing this?
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Yeah.
Yeah?
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♪ In sheep's clothing
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You're sure you want to?More than anything.
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♪ Wolves in sheep's clothing
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♪ It's so you...
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Parker?
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What the hell just...
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Oh, wow. Huh.
Procrasti-baking?
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I'm trying not to think
about Galvin trekking
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through Jumanji, or whatever
island he's gone to,
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looking for my cure.
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Help yourself.
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Actually, I was hoping to
pick your brain about something.
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Oh, yeah? Try me.Something, uh,
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sex-related.
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Now that I am
officially in the club.
Sure.
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So, earlier today,
right before Parker and I
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were about to, you know,
do our thing,
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um, there was this
energy blast...
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...down there.
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Maggie, we're adults.
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You can say "orgasm"
in front of me.
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No. No, no, no.
No, no, this was, like,
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a light, and a loud bang,
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and Parker flew
across the room.
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Oh. That-that's not where
I thought the story was going.
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I always wanted the sex
to be explosive,
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just not... literally.
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If it makes you feel
any better, I lost control
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of my power in the moment, too.
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The bed levitated.
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Damn, girl.
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Yeah.
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You know, it kind of
sounds like the force field
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you manifested out of emotion
when we were fighting Alistair.
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Yeah, but...
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...why would my powers do that?
I want to be with Parker.
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Well, you did say
you were terrified
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that he might still hurt you.
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Oh, my God. Yes. Duh.
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My fear set off the sex bomb.
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Thank you. Oh, thank you.
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Yeah. Oh. You...
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You are the best.
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Ah. Okay, so,
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maybe if I'm just honest
with him and with myself,
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I can keep it under control.
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You smell something... burning?
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Oh, my God, Macy, your hand.
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Oh, my God.
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Harry!
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I didn't feel anything.
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Come here.
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Ah...
Sit down.
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HARRY:
The skin seems to be thickening,
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and the nerves fraying,
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dulling your pain receptors.
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Why would that happen?
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Well, these are common
characteristics...
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of a demon.
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Which means whatever
demon essence is in you
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could be presenting itself.
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Why now, after 29 years?
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Well, there are some things
beyond my scope of knowledge.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Macy, you really ought
to seek counsel from Charity.
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No way.
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Now, Melanie...We all remember
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the "counsel" she gave
when Angela Wu was possessed.
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Mel, I think Harry's right.She wanted us
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to murder our friend.
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Yeah, and then she changed
her mind and helped us.
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Did you know that
there was a way for me
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to keep Niko safe
without losing her?
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Wait, what?It's called
the Akkadian Smokescreen.
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HARRY :
I have heard
of no such spell.
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MEL : Because
the Elders kept it from us.
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MAGGIE :
We need Charity's help.
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MEL:
You can't trust them.
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HARRY: Mel, even if this
Smokescreen does exist,
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it's hardly a reason
to risk Macy's humanity.
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Can we all just...
please stop?
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I can't talk about this
right now.
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Macy.
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Macy, wait.
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That's great.
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I know it's not what
you want to hear,
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but after everything
I've been through...
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being sent to purgatory
by my evil twin...
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The kraken....getting eaten by a kraken...
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The Antichrist....giving birth
to the Antichrist.
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Twice.Twice.
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I need to be with
someone stable.
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And Gideon, that's not you.
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Well, don't just stand there,
say something.
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I guess I just never saw you
as the type to settle, Angelica.
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You're gonna talk about
your own big brother that way?
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You're damn right I am, Levi.
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Oh, hey.
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Well, I do love a warm welcome.
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Sorry, I-I... I thought
it maybe was Mel.
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Well, I hope you're not
up here hiding from her.
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No. The Wi-Fi's just better
up here.
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I am worried about her, though.
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If this whole Elder drama
creates a rift,
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Mel and I might end up
right back where we started
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when I first moved in.
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I understand.
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But I'd be remiss in my duties
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if I didn't inform you
there's far more at stake here
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than domestic bliss.
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Macy, without the Charmed Ones,
the world will succumb
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to the forces of evil.
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And without three
fully functioning witches,
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there are no Charmed Ones.
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So, please,
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for destiny's sake,
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call Charity.
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I'm sorry, I...
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I just can't right now.
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Now, if you don't mind,
I'm going to forget about
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my grim demonic reality and
binge-watch some mindless TV.
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Ooh, what are you watching?
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Oh, I...
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It's called Heaven's Vice.
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Never heard of it.
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That's probably because
you weren't a pre-teen geek
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in the late '90s.
Mm.
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But... it's about two brothers,
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named Gideon and Levi, who also
happen to be angels.
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They're sent down from Heaven
to kill demons
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and save mankind from the Devil.
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Sounds utterly preposterous.
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Vampire!
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I don't think we're
in Heaven anymore.
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Oh, brother.
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What?
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Well, the writing's
a bit lazy.
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Don't you think?
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That's their catchphrase.
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Very well.
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Just don't stay up too late
bingeing this nonsense.
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Good night, Harry.
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Good night.
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Okay.
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LEVI:
Did you bring the silver knife?
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GIDEON: Uh, yeah. How dumb
do you think I look?
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LEVI: You don't want me
to answer that.
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Oh, shoot.
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Oh, uh...
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What?
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Guys?
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Oh!
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I don't think
we're in Heaven anymore.
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Oh, brother.
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Oh, brother.
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Oh.
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How'd you do it, demon?
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LEVI:
By the power
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vested in us
by the Big Man Upstairs,
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we demand answers.
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Levi?
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Gideon? Wait.
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LEVI:
She knows our names.
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What are you,
some kind of oracle?
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Is this a weapon?No. No, no, no, no.
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No. No, I-I'm a fan.
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Maybe we could take a selfie?
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Well, whatever she is,
she's stark raving mad.
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Demon.
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Oracle.
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Tell us where we are,
or we will destroy you.
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One moment we were in pursuit
of a vampire.
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The next moment, your portal
snatched us and brought us here.
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This isn't over... oracle.
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Uh...
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Was that a...
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...vampire?
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Oh, my...
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Tell me those weren't the boys
from your guilty pleasure.
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Maybe.
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You said to stab it with silver.
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Well, that's what
the scroll said.
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At least, I think
it's what it said.
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My Romanian isn't
what it used to be.
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I know this part. Levi,
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you mistranslated
the scroll,
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thinking it said to stab
him quickly with silver.
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when really it said to
stab it with quicksilver.
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Which is the ancient
name for liquid mercury.
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Whoa.
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Think I got
some vampire on me.
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Yes.
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Not bad, for a girl.
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I beg your pardon, "for a girl"?
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I'll have you know,
you are in the presence
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of a women's studies
professor and a woman
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who just so happens to
be a doctor of genetics.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, y-you're right, Harry.
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It's not their fault.
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Woke wasn't a thing
yet in the '90s.
259
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,338
Mm. This is amazing.
260
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,558
Is there anything you can't do?
261
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,821
Uh, bake, actually.
262
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:02,085
My sister made these. I figured
I should come bearing treats
263
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,261
after what happened
earlier with the...
264
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,916
while we were...
265
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,396
Yeah. That was, uh...
266
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:11,965
Definitely not how I fantasized
our first time being.
267
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,750
Not that I fantasize about you
with a, uh, magical orb
268
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,274
or anything,
that would be so weird.
269
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,320
Maggie, it wasn't
your fault.
270
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:22,540
Yeah, it was.
I set off the sex bomb.
271
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,064
You what?
272
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,761
Not on purpose.
273
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,502
It's just, my powers
have been expanding,
274
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,720
and I've been doing this thing
275
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,070
where I manifest energy
out of raw emotion.
276
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,855
So when I blasted you
across the room,
277
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,032
I think that was me
manifesting my own fear.
278
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,861
What, you're still
that scared of me?No.
279
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:44,258
No-- uh, well, technically, yes,
but only because I never know
280
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:47,652
if you're gonna demon out on me
and ruin my life again.
281
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:48,871
Wow.
282
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,178
But it's okay.
283
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:53,745
As long as I'm open and tell you
before I get scared,
284
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,399
we will be fine.
285
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,097
No more sex bombs.W-What about...
286
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,969
♪ You can't step up to me
if you shy ♪
287
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,363
♪ Boy, you keep looking at me,
you're watching ♪
288
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,495
♪ You're waiting,
you like what you see ♪
289
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,715
♪ Your eyes saying
"Come here" to me ♪
290
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,412
♪ You're trying to do
the impossible... ♪
291
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,719
Would it help
if you were on top?
292
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,199
No, it's not-- there's...
293
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,723
a lot on my mind right now.
294
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:15,985
Well, I could do, like, a...
295
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,596
I'm just not in the
mood, all right?
296
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,076
And it'd be great
297
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,905
if we could just not talk
about it anymore, please.
298
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:32,523
NIKO:
Their names are
Jennifer and Jerry Finch Jr.
299
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,221
Adopted children
of real estate mogul
300
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,918
Gerald Finch.
301
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,572
I don't know how a background
check didn't flag this
302
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,748
when I took the case,
but this is on me.
303
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,494
What?The Finches.
304
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,278
They built a fortune
through money laundering
305
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,671
and tax evasion.
306
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,326
So two years ago,
I put a hex on their dad,
307
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,632
forcing him to give
everything away to charity.
308
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:57,113
His kids must have found out,
and this is all revenge
309
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,289
for emptying their trust funds?
310
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,335
That's what I'm thinking.
311
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,774
You can restart time now.
312
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,515
Oh, yeah. Right.
313
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,307
Ah. I love The Cure.
314
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,961
Best album ever.Best album ever.
315
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,616
Yeah.
316
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,313
I have it on
vinyl, too.
317
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,793
Original pressing.
318
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,970
Anyway, the Finches.
319
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,537
I told them I didn't care
what they did to you,
320
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,365
so long as they pay me, so they
agreed to another meeting.
321
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,802
But Jada, I'm gonna need you
there to help me draw them out.
322
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,195
Won't that be dangerous?
323
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,370
I already brought in local PD.
324
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,893
So as soon as we make contact,
325
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,416
they'll move in
and make the arrest.
326
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,336
We can't just send her in
there with witch hunters.
327
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,337
Relax, Mel.
328
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,513
Your girl can handle herself.
329
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,514
She's not my girl.
330
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,300
"Best album ever."
331
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,693
The Cure was kind of our thing.
332
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,434
I'm sorry.
333
00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:00,307
Don't worry,
I'm not gonna put her in danger.
334
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,004
I just need her
to lead me there.
335
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,963
Then I'll take care
of the Finches myself.
336
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,926
MEL:
Fine.
337
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,362
But I'm going with you.
338
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,798
Okay.
339
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,018
Trust me, Mel,
340
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,586
I will keep your
girlfriend safe.
341
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,285
Mm.
Wow.
342
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,984
I know it's hard,
but we've got to figure out
343
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,855
how you summoned
these characters.
344
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,596
Can you recall anything unusual
345
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:29,858
that happened
while you were watching
346
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,599
your television
program?
347
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,254
Well, I-I did spill
some essential oil
348
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,038
on the Wi-Fi router.
349
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,387
Well, that hardly seems unusual.
350
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,086
No, no. It was Marisol's.
351
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,739
Oh.
352
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,437
I tried one called "Escape,"
353
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,395
thinking it meant
an emotional escape.
354
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,354
But I-I guess she was being
a bit more literal,
355
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,965
considering it opened up
a portal into the show.
356
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,272
Oh, no, I see, I see.Wow.
357
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,708
They're harmless.
358
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,885
Do we really have
to send them back?
Macy,
359
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,540
wake up. This isn't some
innocent piece of fan fiction.
360
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,595
Be careful.
361
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,467
If the boundary between
our reality and theirs
362
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:17,297
is weakening, you never know
what might try to...
363
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,791
Maybe that's a TV prop.
364
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,277
Not a prop.
365
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,770
That demon's called a Galimori.
366
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,293
A minion of the Devil.
367
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,903
It's going to try to
round up innocent lives
368
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,514
to sacrifice
before its master.
369
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,864
And I know we, eventually,
will have to send
370
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,996
the angels back to stop anything
coming through that portal,
371
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,087
but we really should
kill that demon first.
372
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,089
Is that how I sound
when I explain things to you?
373
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,093
Quick.
374
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,964
I'll drive.
375
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,793
I'll sit in the back.
376
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,802
You're getting married?
377
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,152
: Oh, yeah, later
this spring. Could you just toss
378
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,415
those in the back for me?:
Yeah.
379
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,591
Yeah, that's soon.
380
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,637
Congrats.
381
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,161
Yeah. C-Congratulations.
382
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,424
Thank you. Yeah,
my fiancée Greta
383
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,904
just wanted to do
the courthouse thing,
384
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:45,124
but I was like, hell no.
Too many people fought
385
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,516
for too many years
for us to get married
386
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,257
in the same room as
a DUI hearing.
387
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,174
Uh, but hey, shouldn't be
talking about this on the job.
388
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,046
Why don't we go over the
plan once more on the drive?
389
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:02,619
MACY:
Wait.
390
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,230
Please.
391
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,622
You can't take her
back with you,
392
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,537
The... the sacrifice
isn't even real.
393
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:08,712
You lie!
394
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,149
Macy, what are you doing?
395
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,499
Your master's not real, either.
396
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,153
Same with the two
angel brothers.
397
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,765
It's all fiction, pulled out
of an old TV show.
398
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,513
GIDEON:
What's all this
399
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,862
about a TV show?
400
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,087
You said to stab it with silver.
401
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,785
Well, that's what
the scroll said.
402
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,395
At least I think
that's what it said.
403
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,398
My Romanian
isn't what it used to be.
404
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,797
Do you, uh,
do you want to see another?
405
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,104
If I'm not real,
then why does my heart
406
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,106
feel like it's gonna
burst out of my chest?
407
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,152
'Cause you're a whiny
little bitch, Levi.
408
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,329
You're just mad
that Angelica chose me.
409
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,505
That screen doesn't
prove anything.
410
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,942
Who's to say it's not just
documentary footage
411
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,292
of our exploits?
412
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,597
Or maybe, in our dimension,
413
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:08,642
you're the one who's on
414
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,731
some critically acclaimed
TV show.
415
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:11,645
It's actually quite rubbish.
416
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,734
You're not helping your case.
417
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:17,694
Gideon, trust me, I get it.
418
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,088
It's not easy confronting
a reality that scares you.
419
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,785
You can't avoid it forever.
420
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,222
What do you know?
421
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,487
Well, I know what it was like
to be a lonely kid...
422
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,532
who was bullied so much
I'd beg my dad
423
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,794
not to send me back to school.
424
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,144
I know what it was like
to turn on the TV
425
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,450
every Tuesday
night at 8:00
426
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:38,759
and find hope and inspiration
in two angels
427
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,326
who were never afraid
of anything because
428
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,763
they were responsible
for the fate of the world.
429
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:47,202
That's why you have to go back.
430
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:51,119
Whether it's real or not,
it's your world,
431
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:54,470
and it needs you.
432
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:57,125
She's right, brother.
433
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,739
We can't run from our destiny.
434
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:09,224
That's the spirit.
435
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,712
Actually, before we go, Macy,
436
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,235
I just wanted to say
thank you for
437
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,063
all your help today
438
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,717
and all your support
throughout the years.
439
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,719
Oh, n--
440
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,505
Well, I guess one hug
couldn't hurt.
441
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,029
Thank you.
442
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,860
Macy!
443
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,688
What have you done?
444
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:41,125
I set us free,
you little bitch.
445
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:43,954
Now, come on,
let's go raise some hell.
446
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,966
MACY:
What the hell?
447
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:59,535
Hey, Macy, so something
happened, or didn't happen,
448
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,797
while I was hooking up
with Parker,
449
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,146
and I was wondering if...
450
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,322
MACY:
Where'd the portal go?
451
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,106
Macy?
452
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:13,897
Please, tell me this isn't real.
453
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,203
Harry, get us out of here.
454
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,466
Hold on. I'll try
and take us back.
455
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:22,384
Oh, no.
456
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,168
Why are we still on the show?
457
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:27,302
I suppose this means
I can't orb between realities.
458
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,348
Well, there's still
the Escape oil.
459
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,828
So we'll just get Mel and Maggie
to open up another portal.
460
00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:34,831
You mean this Escape oil?
461
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,269
What?
I...
462
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:41,490
Oh, my God, we're stuck
on a '90s TV show.
463
00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:44,363
This is bad, Macy.
This is very bad.
464
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,844
Yeah, no !
465
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:50,804
Ooh... broadcast standards.
466
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,679
All right, the Finches are in
that next building over.
467
00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:58,464
I'll go in, and then
as soon as we make contact,
468
00:22:58,507 --> 00:22:59,856
I'll call in the cavalry.
469
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,205
You ready?
470
00:23:06,036 --> 00:23:07,386
You still haven't told me
how we're gonna stop
471
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,866
these witch hunters if we
can't use magic on them.
472
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,781
It's easy.
473
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,914
We use magic
on ourselves.
474
00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:28,798
They should have
been here by now.
475
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:31,105
Calm down, Jerry.
476
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:34,456
Look, I get that these rings
are supposed to block spells,
477
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,328
but what if they
don't use spells?
478
00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:40,375
Wait. Did you hear something?
479
00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:43,509
You take the one on the left.
On three.
480
00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:46,947
One, two, three.
481
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,168
Huh?
482
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,466
Someone's been practicing.
483
00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:30,294
Yeah, well, don't get
too cocky.
484
00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:31,252
We still have to
take off their rings
485
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:32,688
before they come to.
486
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,259
These are spell blockers.
487
00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:41,480
I can't wipe her memory
with it on, but it's stuck.
488
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:45,396
Come here. Cup your hands
around the ring.
489
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,051
JADA: Close your eyes.
Now focus on it.
490
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:51,272
Think about what it'll
look like a decade from now.
491
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:53,883
Centuries...
492
00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:56,625
as it ages, deteriorates.
493
00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:00,324
Then release your breath.
494
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,983
See what a time wish can do,
given the right guidance?
495
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,639
I had no idea.
496
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,249
Not to do the whole
broken record thing,
497
00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:13,990
but the Elders should have
shown you that months ago.
498
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:18,342
Now, you tie up
the trust fund babies,
499
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:20,562
I'll wipe their memories.
500
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:26,307
Macy, this is of
the utmost importance.
501
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:27,482
Where are we in the show?
502
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,311
Which episode,
and how far into it?
503
00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,792
Oh, uh...
504
00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:36,012
Oh... I know this episode.
505
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,579
It's the series finale.
506
00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:39,494
Angelica's here to
say good-bye to Gideon,
507
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,452
but he doesn't show,
as usual.
508
00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:44,107
Angelica's going to go
and make a phone call,
509
00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:45,369
and then the Devil's
smoke will appear
510
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,241
and whisk her off to his lair.
511
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:50,244
Which means the series is over
in about 15 minutes.
512
00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:51,724
I was afraid you might say that.
513
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,290
Why?
514
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:56,424
The only thing tethering
our world to this show
515
00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:59,514
is the data streaming through
your router into your laptop.
516
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,125
So, the moment
the data stream ends...
517
00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,736
We're stuck here forever.
518
00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:06,608
That's my guess.
519
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,392
Then we only have one chance.
520
00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:12,266
Maggie!
Mel!
521
00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:15,878
HARRY: You must brew
another batch of Escape oil,
522
00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:18,446
and decant it onto
the Wi-Fi router
523
00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:19,621
to create a portal.
524
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,797
Then find the angels
from this show
525
00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:23,712
and send them back through.Okay.
526
00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:26,410
And if they're not home,
go to the nearest bar.
527
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:29,196
Gideon likes to go out drinking
at the end of every episode.
528
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:31,807
You can do this, Mags.
There's still plenty of time.
529
00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:36,246
Just stay calm.
Oh, Macy, look out!
530
00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:38,292
We have to make sure
we're in the next scene.
531
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,078
Mel?
532
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,863
We have a situation.
533
00:26:57,398 --> 00:27:00,314
What a lovely day
for an apocalypse.
534
00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:03,491
That doesn't sound good.No.
535
00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:06,799
Do you remember
what happens next?
536
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:09,236
Um, I think this is where.
they cut to a commercial.
537
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,245
♪ When you touch the sky
538
00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:21,030
♪ You'll be flying
for the rest of your life... ♪
539
00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:23,772
Okay, you've had your fun.
Now it's time to go home.
540
00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:25,252
What for?
541
00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:27,254
That smoking-hot oracle
seems to know what she's doing.
542
00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:28,734
Let her save the world
for a while.
543
00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:30,083
But it's our world.
544
00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:31,693
Not anymore.
545
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:33,390
♪ Way down in your soul...
546
00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:36,785
Did it hurt?
547
00:27:36,829 --> 00:27:38,265
Did what hurt?
548
00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:39,962
When you fell from heaven.
549
00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:42,965
'Cause when I did...
550
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:46,229
it gave me this sick scar.
551
00:27:46,273 --> 00:27:48,362
Leave her alone, Gideon.Relax.
552
00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:49,668
I'm getting to know
the locals.
553
00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:51,713
God, you're such
a girl sometimes.
554
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:54,673
Maybe, but I'm also the one
who got the girl,
555
00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:57,023
so what does that say
about you, huh?
556
00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:05,335
Even fictional guys are gross.
557
00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:10,558
I don't know you.
558
00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:13,169
Either of you.
559
00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:17,260
And yet, you were foolish enough
to intervene
560
00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:19,045
in the Devil's work.
561
00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:22,962
We're, um, friends
of Gideon and Levi.
562
00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:25,094
Yes.
563
00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:27,401
Well, then,
564
00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:30,404
then I'm sorry to say
your friends won't
565
00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:32,275
be long for this world.
566
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:33,712
You see,
567
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,844
I've left them with a truly
568
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,541
diabolical dilemma.
569
00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:41,371
They choose to save the girl...
570
00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:46,899
...they'll open a hellgate
and unleash a horde of demons
571
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:49,597
that'll destroy humanity.
572
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,904
And the only thing
keeping the hellgate closed
573
00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,514
is her innocent blood.
574
00:28:53,557 --> 00:28:55,951
Yes. That's right.
575
00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:59,738
But if they choose to kill me,
576
00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:02,175
they'll die from the blowback.
577
00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:06,570
Because the only thing
strong enough to kill the Devil
578
00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:09,269
is the Devil himself.
579
00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:12,054
You know, I've
always wondered,
580
00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:13,577
why not just open
the hellgate yourself
581
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:14,709
and end the world right now?
582
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:15,884
It seems kind of
moustache-twirly
583
00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:16,885
to set up these
elaborate traps.
584
00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:19,496
Silence, mortal!
585
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:22,978
How dare you question
the will of the Devil?
586
00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:30,029
HARRY:
This may not be the best time
587
00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:31,944
to go poking holes in poorly
written television stories.
588
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,032
MACY:
I'm sorry.
589
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,642
It's just always
bothered me.
590
00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:38,341
Yes, well, right now we have
far greater concerns.
591
00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:40,866
If Maggie and Mel can manage
to open a portal,
592
00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:43,433
we need to be certain the Devil
can't travel through with us.
593
00:29:43,477 --> 00:29:45,435
MACY: Then we have to
find a way to kill him.
594
00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:47,786
Good luck with that.
595
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,005
The only thing strong
enough to kill the Devil
596
00:29:50,049 --> 00:29:51,615
is the Devil himself.The Devil himself.
597
00:29:51,659 --> 00:29:54,140
Yeah, we know. The red guy
literally just said that.
598
00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:55,750
But thanks.
599
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:59,145
God, the characters on this show
repeat a lot of exposition.
600
00:30:02,496 --> 00:30:04,324
How about I just
orb out of the cage,
601
00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:05,716
pick up one of
those swords over there
602
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,240
and drive it through
the Devil's heart?
603
00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:10,156
But the blowback will kill you.MACY: She's right.
604
00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,853
It's exactly what
Gideon did in the show.
605
00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:13,986
He sacrificed his own life
because of his unrequited love
606
00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:15,596
for Angelica.Then help me out of these
607
00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:17,163
and let me do it.
608
00:30:17,206 --> 00:30:20,166
I'd rather die fighting
than chained to some altar.
609
00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:23,038
No, you need to stay there
and keep the hellgate sealed.
610
00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:25,606
Now, Macy, come on, you know
this show better than anyone.
611
00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:28,087
What are we gonna do?
612
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,436
I still don't get it.
613
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:32,047
I mean, I'm handsome,
stylin'...
614
00:30:32,091 --> 00:30:34,441
abs like Swayze,
I got frosted tips.
615
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,182
Why would Angelica
choose you?
616
00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:38,010
Well...
617
00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:39,489
because she always said
that with you,
618
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:41,404
it was just having sex
and with me,
619
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:44,233
it was making love.
620
00:30:45,539 --> 00:30:47,106
That's the wussiest
thing I've ever heard.
621
00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:48,063
Oh, come on.
There you go again.
622
00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:49,673
Running away
from your feelings.
623
00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:52,198
And yes, Gideon,
men do have feelings
624
00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:54,026
and sex is supposed
to mean something.
625
00:30:54,069 --> 00:30:57,203
It's not just rubbing
your tingly parts together.
626
00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:58,900
Wait. So, like,
627
00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:00,946
when a guy's not into it,
it's not because of something
628
00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:03,513
I'm doing, it's because
of how he's feeling?
629
00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:04,732
MEL:
Um...
630
00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:07,517
Not to interrupt
'90s sex-ed, but Maggie,
631
00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:08,867
it says here
that the Escape oil
632
00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:09,780
needs to brew for two weeks.
633
00:31:09,824 --> 00:31:11,217
What?
634
00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:13,872
We have two minutes.
635
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:15,308
It's fine.
636
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:17,310
I can do this.
637
00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:35,197
I've got it.
What if we use some of that rope
638
00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:36,459
to hold him down
while I...
639
00:31:36,503 --> 00:31:38,897
No, he'd burn
right through them.
640
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,811
Maybe we should just wait
641
00:31:40,855 --> 00:31:42,291
for Gideon and Levi to get here.
642
00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:44,511
You know they're not
coming back.
643
00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:46,992
ANGELICA: Wh-What do you mean
they're not coming back?
644
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,819
MACY: Gideon can't
handle responsibility.
645
00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:50,996
No, it's up
to us now.
646
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,346
Now, I've been thinking
647
00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:55,304
about this stupid ending
for the past 20 years,
648
00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:57,350
so we're gonna do this my way.
649
00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:59,787
Whether you two like it
or not, okay?
650
00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:02,398
What's the plan?
651
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:06,837
Ready?
652
00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:10,667
Let's do this.
653
00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:43,657
Hey.
654
00:32:47,269 --> 00:32:48,401
HARRY:
Got it.
655
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,447
Show's over.
656
00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:55,756
No...!
657
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,500
Oh, my God.
658
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,335
You were right, brother.
659
00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:10,989
We belong in there.
660
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,729
Time for me to get back
to my duties.
661
00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:14,905
I said "doodies."You said "doodies."
662
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,825
Oh, my God.
663
00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,046
I love you, but I have
so many questions.
664
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,529
It's been one
of those nights, huh?
665
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:30,834
Yeah.
666
00:33:30,878 --> 00:33:32,140
Oh...
667
00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:33,185
Well done.
668
00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:37,450
Ready to say
good-bye?
669
00:33:37,493 --> 00:33:39,887
Yeah, yeah.
670
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,542
You were great in there.
671
00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:44,065
Using the Devil's
own horn against him?
672
00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:45,284
That was brilliant.
673
00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:47,895
I learned from the best.
674
00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,942
Yeah, not bad...
675
00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:53,205
for a girl.
676
00:33:53,248 --> 00:33:55,294
Oh, Gideon.
677
00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:57,687
Just so you know, this
whole misogynistic,
678
00:33:57,731 --> 00:33:59,646
brooding bad
boy thing...
679
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,082
it's cancelled.
680
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,363
♪ Oh, be...
681
00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:22,712
Hey.
682
00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:24,105
Not that you need it, but
683
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:26,107
you both have
my blessing.
684
00:34:26,151 --> 00:34:27,978
You deserve
a happy ending.
685
00:34:28,022 --> 00:34:29,545
Thanks, bro.
Thanks, Gideon.
686
00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:35,334
You know, now that
the Devil's gone,
687
00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:37,727
we're thinking about
taking a road trip.
688
00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:40,034
You're more than
welcome to join.
689
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,123
Nah, you two
do your thing.
690
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,821
We may not be in Heaven
anymore, but...
691
00:34:44,865 --> 00:34:46,562
I think there's
still an angel
692
00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:48,129
for me out there
somewhere.
693
00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:49,609
♪ Oh, be...
694
00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:51,132
Oh, brother.
695
00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:53,134
♪ Be my shelter
696
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:54,222
♪ Yeah...
697
00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:58,357
Oh, brother.
698
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,662
♪ Yes, oh...
699
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,233
Okay, uh, so I've made
a decision.
700
00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:11,370
And I know you're not going
to like it, Mel, but...
701
00:35:11,413 --> 00:35:14,677
it's my body that's changing.
702
00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:15,504
I have to
make a choice
703
00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:17,376
that's right for me.
704
00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:18,986
And considering everything
that's at stake,
705
00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,988
I-I think I should get help
from Charity.
706
00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:23,817
She's been keeping things
from us from day one.
707
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,384
Using that knowledge
to control us.
708
00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:27,168
No, we don't know that.
709
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,996
We would have never been able
to open that portal
710
00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:31,955
if Jada hadn't shown me
how to expand my powers.
711
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,392
Maggie, tell her.
712
00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:35,611
I don't want to get involved.
713
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,789
I'm sorry, but...
714
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:41,051
I have to.
715
00:35:41,095 --> 00:35:43,184
Fine.
716
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:46,144
But I won't stand by
and be a part of it.
717
00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:58,808
Uh, it's an award-winning
documentary.
718
00:35:58,852 --> 00:36:00,419
What?
719
00:36:00,462 --> 00:36:01,855
Never mind.
720
00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:03,335
Carry on.
721
00:36:03,378 --> 00:36:05,206
Okay.
722
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,165
Actually...
723
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,170
Harry.
724
00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:14,607
I know how you feel
about Charity.
725
00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:16,261
But...
726
00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,524
I need you to be
honest with me.
727
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,221
As a friend.
728
00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:21,962
Is it possible
she didn't tell me
729
00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:23,311
about the Acadian
Smokescreen because
730
00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:26,227
she wanted Niko
out of my life?
731
00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:32,190
The important thing
to bear in mind here
732
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,234
is that fundamentally,
the Elders
733
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:34,975
are good people who...
734
00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:38,370
They wanted
to let you rot in Tartarus.
735
00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:44,376
If Charity did
withhold the spell,
736
00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:46,465
I'm sure it was to protect you.
737
00:36:48,162 --> 00:36:49,903
To be certain,
your responsibilities
738
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:52,035
as a Charmed One
came above all else.
739
00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:55,561
But yes...
740
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:57,476
it is possible.
741
00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:01,349
Okay.
742
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,533
It's a weird thing,
sex.
743
00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:14,362
You can think
about it constantly,
744
00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:15,798
talk about it incessantly
745
00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:18,279
and still not
understand it at all.
746
00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:20,020
Wait, can we go back to the part
747
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:21,456
where you think about it
constantly?
748
00:37:26,635 --> 00:37:28,115
The point is...
749
00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:29,595
♪ For somebody new...
750
00:37:29,638 --> 00:37:32,685
I put so much focus
into how I was feeling
751
00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:35,253
and my insecurities
752
00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:36,645
and my fears that...
753
00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:38,299
♪ You think I'm...
754
00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:39,561
...it never even
occurred to me
755
00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,868
to check in with
how you were feeling.
756
00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:44,392
♪ Don't want to get...
757
00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:45,872
Maggie, do you know
what my biggest fear is?
758
00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:48,396
Dying?
759
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,876
Hurting you.
760
00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:51,443
♪ Your heart burst...
761
00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:53,793
Because I might not be able
to control my demon side.
762
00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:56,230
And when you told me...
763
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,492
you were scared, too, uh...
764
00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:58,928
it just broke me.
765
00:37:58,972 --> 00:38:00,843
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh...
766
00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,454
I couldn't even think about sex.
767
00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:05,587
♪ Hunger...
768
00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:08,286
Well, I don't want to live
in fear of what might happen.
769
00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,288
♪ Ooh, ooh
770
00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:12,420
♪ Ooh
771
00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:14,596
♪ Wonder whether
772
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:18,774
♪ I could never escape you
773
00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:22,125
♪ I could never
escape you ♪
774
00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,737
♪ Uh-huh
775
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:28,349
♪ Now we're underwater
776
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:38,751
♪ Er-er-er-er
777
00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:40,361
♪ Underwater
778
00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:57,552
♪ Underwater
779
00:39:00,773 --> 00:39:02,601
♪ Now we're under...
780
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At least I'm not
the only one whose powers
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go nuts during sex.
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Maggie?
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Where are we?
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I have no idea.
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It's time.
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