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Ah Hai...

Older sister, enough!

Ah Hai is leaving for college, not becoming a monk.Why are you crying so much?It's not like he's never coming back again!

What nonsense are you saying?! Don't curse our Ah Hai!

I'm like this is because he's never left home for a long period of time before.

What if..

What if..

It's because of you that he wants to leave home! Do you get it? It's because you are over-protective!

Why else would he go to Hang Zhou to study?

Nonsense! Ah Hai is going to Hang Zhou to study because of YOU!!

You keep telling him that he has to be brave and strong! That's why he's going!

Yeah, yeah, yeah! It's all my fault what are you going to do about it?

Did you know that students are making fun of himBecause you keep following him wherever he goes?

Laugh at him about what!

They are laughing at the fact thatThey don't know whether you are his mother or his grandmother!!

Ha, ha! I'm laughing to death!

This is my second sister

married twice also divorced twice.

She often say that women are born to be in love relationships..

The sad part is, she never told me what purpose men were born for.

It's all because of you! YOU!

She is not my grandma. She . . .

She's my oldest sister. She's the one who raised me since I was little.

I heard that when sis was 30 years old she was supposed to get married.

But because that time dad and mom passed away, she was in charge of raising me. So she never got married and to this day . . .

It's all because of YOU!

That's right it's all because of me! What are you going to do about it? It's because of YOU!

Enough!

Stop fighting!

I'm almost late for my flight!

So what if you won't make it!

If you don't make it then don't go

Thanks to everyone who took care of me,Xue Hai, for all these 20 years.

I . . .

I have to go.

Young master, please take care!!

Ah Hai!!!!!! Big Sis! Ah Hai!!!!!!!

Young master, you must take care!

Ah Haiiii!!!!!

Me . . . My name is Xue Hai.

This place is where I grew up. I have never left this place nor have I left my family before.

Goodbye, my home.

Farewell, my beloved family.

Bye bye.

Ah Hai . . .

Wait. I feel something strange

Ah Hai . . .

Aren't I supposed to be on the plane?

Why am I still in the car?

Ah Hai . . .

Ah Hai . . .

Ah Hai. This is not real!

Ah Hai. This is a nightmare.Wake up from the nightmare!

Ah Hai!

Ah Hai! Drive FASTER!!!!!!!

I'll go with you to Hang Zhou.

This . . .is my family

I can never be somewhere without my family following me

You sit here, I'm going to check In.

I can't not know how to check in myself forever.

If you walk around the airport your legs will get tired.

If something bad was to happen to your legs, how am I supposed to tell our dead parents?

But our dead parents didn't tell you to help me check in.

Oh, alright! I'll just sit here!

It's because my father, at 60 years old, had me, the one and only son.

The whole family treats me like a delicate treasure

They don't let me do anything. As a result, I really don't know how to do anything.

This is the reason why I to go to Hang Zhou to study . . .and when I get to Hang Zhou...hehehe...

I'll be free!!!

How to let you know me?

At this most beautiful moment

For this... I have been waiting for 500 years before Buddha

Praying for Buddha to bring us together with fate.

As a result, Buddha changed me into a tree which grew near you.

Under the sunlight. Flowers bloomed.

Every flower were wishes from my former life.

What a pleasant voice.

When you walk near, please listen closely, as it's the sound of me waiting for you

And when you walk pass

Behind you, the ground will be covered .

not with petals, my friend,

but with fragments of my heart.

Ah Hai.

Your boarding pass. Let's go.

Thank you miss.

Sorry

Are you okay? Did you hit your head?

I'm okay...

If you did hurt your head,

how can I face our father?

I already told you, I'm okay!

Oh alright! I'm really okay! Don't worry!

This is my deceased wife's most favorite poem

Thank you for reading it to me

You're welcome

Which idiot would drop their boarding pass?

Xue Hai

Boarding pass?

Where's your boarding pass?

I dropped it.

Where did you drop it?

I think it was by the tree

How is there a tree in the airport?

It's . . .

Boarding C17959 plane, going to Hang Zhou's, Xue Hai

Your ticket is at the front desk, please come and get it.

Hi miss

Hello

He's Xue Hai.

Let me take a look. Yes, this is your boarding pass.

Thank you. No problem.

I'll hold it! If you hold it, you'll lose it again

There's a paper

What paper?

Stupid.

Do you have post-it notes?

Who pasted this?

It's the lady who found the boarding pass.

Idiot?

Am I really an idiot?

How can you be an idiot?

You're not lying to me right?

Ah Hai,are you really sure you can really live on your own?

Yes

I can! I will not let anyone call me stupid anymore!

Stupid is right here! The person who wrote "stupid" is here!

The environment of this school isn't bad

Bye bye

Why are you saying bye?

Didn't you say once we get to Hang Zhou you'll leave?

No. I have to take you to sign in

and take you to your dorm, before I leave

I'm not a kid

Who still has their guardian at college to take them

You even lost your boarding pass

How would I know if you will lose yourself?

HORRR about what?

Let's go.

- Sister, that way Which way? Must be this . . .

What is your name?

My name is Xue . . .Lin Da Lang

What Lin Da Lang?

Lin Da Lang

There it is. Student Lin Da Lang, welcome to our school.You can go pay now.

Thank youWhat Lin Da Lang?

Don't go big sister!

Big sister

Wait up big sister

Why is my name Lin Da Lang?

Our family is so wealthy

What if someone in this school finds out and does something to you?

I'm worried

Here you go again

You say how wealthy we are and that I'm the only son

What will I do if they do have bad intentions because of that?

Exactly.

I don't want bodyguards to take me to and from class

and a luxurious car to take me back and forth. That's why I came here to study.

That's why we registered with a fake name

As long as you remember our family is very very poor... then you'll be safe

I didn't take money from you this time

Nor do I use credit cards...I'm only using the pocket money I've saved since little

There isn't a problem...why do I have to use a fake name?

Just don't worry about that and it'd be fine

Since time you said you wanted to study in Hang Zhou, I've registered with this fake name

You only have to remember one thing.

Our family is very, very poor.

Your name is Lin Da Lang

Why Lin Da Lang? It sounds so bad.

Have you forgotten?

Him?

Don't forget...when you were little, your favorite was

Da Lang, Da Lang...

How can you remember? Of course I remember and you remember too

I've forgottenYeah, right! You're just embarrassed

Sorry . . .

Sorry . . .It's ok.Sorry . . .

It's okay

Are you a new student who just signed in?

No, I'm a transfer student.

Hi, my name is Mo Li

Hi, my name is Xue . . .

My name is Lin Da Lang

Very interesting.

Have you chosen a club?

Club?

I'm from the dance club. You're welcomed to join

Dance club?

Yep. Can you dance?Dance?

Da Lang . . .da lang . . .

If you can't dance it's okayI'll wait for you at the dance club.

You must be the new exchange student

Hi

My name is Ba ShuangMy name is Wu Ke

Ba Shuang? Wu Ke?

That's right, what's your name?

Hi, my name is Xue- Lin Da Lang, Lin Da Lang, Lin Da Lang

We know that, is there a reason to say it three times?

Okay then...my name is Ba Shuang, Ba Shuang, Ba Shuang

I am Wu Ke, Wu Ke, Wu Ke

This person must be grandma, grandma grandma

I'm not grandma, grandma, grandma

Then you must be his mother, mother, mother

I am his big sister, big sister, big sister.

Big...sister???

How is it... po..ssible?

Is...it that big of a deal?

Look, this room isn't even that big

And they squeeze three people into it...

Our family's nanny's room is even bigger than this!

And look at this blanket

It's not even goose down.

It's cotton!

This will make Ah...

Da Lang get allergies!

Your family... is quite wealthy?

Our family isn't rich

Our family is really poor, really poor

But your big sister just said . . .

She . . .She . . .

She has a pipe-dream-of-wealth-and-riches illness.

A pipe-dream-of-wealth-and-riches illness?

This disease is very rare

One needs to be very, very, poor.Poor beyond belief.

They will often think of themselves as wealthy people

What kind of nonsense is this?

How am I sick?

There is... You're sick.

In fact, you have a serious illness.

Otherwise, how could you think you have so much money?

Isn't our family really poor?

Very poor.

Right

So pitiful

Actually, my family also is really poor.

But not poor to the point that we'd develop this disease.

It seems that you're family is even poorer than ours.

That's really pitiful. Right.

Very pitiful.

It's very pitiful.

Elder sister, this is nearly it

You can go back

That look/strategy won't work this time.

Didn't you say it to me

that you'll accompany me to sign in, move in

and then you'll just go back?

Moreover you agreed with me

Before I graduate,

you won't be coming back to Hang Zhou to see me

Moreover since I was little, you taught me

what a person says, he must adhere to.

Fine.

Then, I am leaving.

I am really leaving.

Bye bye.

I am leaving

Hello! Hello, Hello!

Hello! I'm Da Lang.

Why are you back?

I . . .

I forgot my bag

Let's hope this time it's for real

I'm...really leaving now.

Is the internet wireless here?

It's wired...

Let us do it.

I . . .

We both know

that you have to go now.

To the best hotel here in Hangzhou.

Want to get rid of me?Then I definitely won't leave.

What kind of schoolis Zhejiang University exactly?

Zhejiang University is generally knownas one of the best higher learning institution around.

You can tell just by looking at me.

Who would want to look at you?

Those who come to our school,would of course want to go look at pretty girls.

Pretty girls . . .

That's right.

Our school has plenty of pretty girls.

Then are there a lot . . .

By myself. Without older sister or bodyguards.

With classmates, friends, and pretty girls.

I'm really looking forward to tomorrow.

Gotta shake loose Xue Hai,

Now, I am Lin Da Lang.

My life is finally starting now.

Da Lang.

LIN DA LANG!...

What are you doing?

Aren't you going to help me change my clothes?

Screw you.

We're not your servants.

Why do we have to help you change your clothes?

Oh right. I thought I was still in Taiwanacting as the young master that I am.

Where I have servants to help me change right when I wake up.

What are you doing still sitting there? Hurry and get up!We're going to be late!

It's almost too late. We're going to go.

Wait for me!

Hello everyone!

What's going on?

The 3 beauties of Zhejiang are here!

Mo Li.

You know Mo Li?

I don't know her.

Who did you say they were?

The 3 beauties of Zhejiang.

Jia Jia.

Ye Qian.

Mo Li.

She is our school'smost famous of the 3 school flower(popular girls).

All of the guys are mesmerized by them.

Especially Mo Li.

Not only is she pretty and have a good disposition, her personality is also great.

She's also the principal's daughter.She has the most people who like her.

That's right...Look at her smiling at me.

Have you gone blind?

She's smiling at me.

My eyes would never tell me the wrong thing.

"Ba Shuang" (mahjong tile). Then wouldn't there just be 16 sticks?

The faces of everyone here in classall look very friendly.

It should be easy getting along with them.

This is my seat.

I'm sorry . . .

That seat is for me to rest my feet on.

What are you doing being so tall? You're blocking me.

Sit down.

Yes . . .

(No choice)

I'm sorry . . .

Students,

the new school semester for sophomores have started.

Our class has a newstudent who just transferred from Taiwan.

Let us welcome him up hereto do a self introduction.

Good . . .

You don't even dare go up on stage,do you still consider yourself a man?

My boss is complaining here,yet you're still not hurrying to go up there?

My name is Lin. Da. Lang...

What's your name? I can't hear you.

My name is Lin Da Lang.

Lin Da Lan (to smash to pieces).

Your dad must really dislike you

For giving you such a bad sounding and unlucky name

Exactly.

My parents don't dislike me

They really care for me

They just didn't make it to watch me grow upThey passed away

Just ignore that Gao Gang.He's always been that annoying.

He's like a gangster boss here in our school.

That's why whoever messes with him never ends up well.

So be careful.

Does my name really sound that bad?

A little.

But you really can't do anything about it.If you want to blame someone, then blame your parents.

No, I have to blame my sister.

Why must you blame your sister?

Because . . .

I almost blurted out the truth.

Nothing . . .

Wu Ke, Ba Shuang

do all of our classmates find me annoying?

At first when Gao Gang was making fun of meand when that girl behind me

seems like she doesn't like me much.

That Chen Bao Zhu!

She doesn't seem to like anyone.

That's right, and no one seems to like her either.

No one wants to care about her.

Why?

Her personality is really strange.And she's really antisocial.She's simply a freak.

And in schoolthere are a lot of bad rumors about her.Anyhow, she's just a bad girl.Everyone really dislike her.

I heard that she learned judo and is really good at beating people up.

And that's why no one dares to mess with her.

There are even people who call her"Bao Zhu Jie" (Big sister Bao Zhu)

Really good at hitting people, this I can agree with.

That's right, that's why at first we were calling youto sit next to us.

Now that you've sat in front of her,you're screwed.

Screwed? How will that be like?

Just wait a moment, and you'll find out.

The one that came from Taiwan,

Bao...Bao Zhu Jie.

You're quick in adapting to here aren't you.

Thank you Bao Zhu Jie for complimenting me.

I wasn't complimenting you.

Thank you Bao Zhu Jie for not complimenting me.

Where did you get that haircut of yours?

I'm asking you where you got thatshocking to everyone, beyond ugly mushroom haircut of yours.

Bao Zhu Jie,you want to get this haircut too?

Not at all.

Your mouth is always opened. You're not afraid that a mosquito will fly in?

Mosquitoes?

Where are they?

Right here.

Actually, you don't have to use that much strength.

Which part of Taiwan are you from?

Gao Xiong.

What a coincidence. I'm from Gao Xiong too.

Bao Zhu Jie, you're from Taiwan too?

Is that not okay?!

It's okay!

What did you say your name was?

Lin Da Lang

Lin Da Lang?

Do you think you're Pink Panther's friend?

You know who Pink Panther's friend is?

BS. Pink Panther's friend is

Da Lang Da Lang Da Lang... You really know!! Why are you Why are you so surprised?

When I was young and my parents weren't at home, I would sit home alone and watch it.

Me too! We're both from Gao Xiong

and we both like Pink Panther.

We can definitely become good friends.

You want to become my good friend?

You dare to become my good friend?!

Da Lang!

It's time to go to the club! Bao Zhu sister, we're going to bring him to join the club.

We just saved you! Don't forget to return the favor next time

You must stay away from Bao Zhu.

She's very dangerous. Do you know that?

But Bao Zhu sister isn't as scary as you say she is.

How do you know?

Because she knows who Pink Panther's friend is.

Who is it?

It's Da Lang. Da Lang?

Da Lang Da Lang Da Lang... This is not important!

Even if Bao Zhu knows who Pink Panther's friend is, you still won't become her good friend.

Ba Shuang. Are you sure you know what you're talking about right now?

I'm not sure! I just know I need to go to the dance club immediately!

That's right! Or else we'll be late!

Thank you everyone for coming to join our dance club.

But there's too many people. There's not enough space in our club.

So we've decided to have a party outside of school this evening

Hopefully everyone can attend.

Whoever wants to go, come get an invitation from me.

There's a limited amount.

Da Lang. We didn't get any. Let's go.

Hey!

Huh?

You! Me?

You, Lin Da Lang.

You...still remember me?

Of course. I saved you an invitation.

Wow, so lucky. We want one too...

You guys can come too. Da Lang's friends are my friends too.

Thank you Da Lang ge!

Da Lang, I hope you join our dance club in the future.

I welcome you on the behalf of our dance club.

Hurry! Shake her hand. Mo Li wants to shake you hand. Hurry!

Shake Mo Li's hand

My goodness. How can there be such a soft hand on this world?

And also, it's like

on this patch of grassland, clouds are passing by me

AHH!!!

What are you guys doing??

Why am I standing here? Aren't I suppose to be standing on grass?

I can understand your feelings. Because you touched Mo Li's hand.

I...I just touched Mo Li's hand?

Yes. You forgot to tell us, do you know Mo Li?

I don't know her. I just transferred here. I don't know anyone.

Then why is she being so nice to you? She even saved you an invitation.

Yes.

I think it's because I accidentally bumped into her the other day.

You bumped into her and she's still this nice to you?! Why?

You're way too lucky. Why did she save you an invitation. Makes me so angry!!

I want to touch. I want to touch too.

I won't let you guys touch.

Is it here?

This is the place written on the invitation.

Excuse me. Is there a Zhe Jiang University dance club inside? Yes.

Then can you tell me where's the restaurant's entrance?

Mister, this is a club not a restaurant

What??? A club???

Yes, please follow me

W...wait.. I can't

I have never gone to a club before

and I don't even know how to dance!

I don't dare to go in!!!

Oh come on!! You can just watch other people dance

You don't have to know how to dance to go to a club??

You're such a country bumpkin

The main reson we are here, is to look at the 3 beauties

Who wants to look at you dancing?

Yeah.. don't you want to see Mo Li dancing??

Mo Li dancing?

Yeah, look at Mo Li dancing

It's so loud!

I don't like it here. I want to go home

A club is like this ! What??

Clubs are like this!

Excuse me

You

Go

Ssss...sorry.

It's okay.

Everyone, let me introduce a new member to our dance club

His name is... Lin Da Lan ( sounds like trash)

It's Lin Da Lang

Gao Gang, is this how you make friends?

Gao Gang got told by Mo Li... boy isn't he gonna get mad?

Looks like this Da Lang student got to becareful(Gao Gang likes Mo Li)

Mo Li, what's your relationship with this Lin Da Lan?What's with the special intoduction?

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Just relax and dance with me

Don't you want to dance with me ?

It's.. it's so ticklish

Whats wrong with you??

I'm a little thirsty,I'm going to go drink something.

I still want to drink

Let's drink somewhere else

Young person...Go go...

Who would want to care about you?So annoying! Go away...

Do you not have any shame?? Hitting a beggar like that?

Hahaha tonight we drank a lot, but we didn't get any sex

Hey pretty girl, nice body ha tonight is gonna be a fun night

GO AWAY!

If you don't leave now, I won't be nice to you.

Wow this chick is pretty fierce.

Interesting, interesting hahaha

I'm warning you, I'm not someone you should mess with.

Oh,so fierce! Bro, I am so scared!

What are you guys doing ??

Bao Zhu, don't be afraidI'll protect you

f*** who is this kid?

Move aside, you ugly mushroom head! Don't get mixed up in other peoples' business I'm warning you!! I'm not someone you should mess with.

No, I don't want to

I am a man. The most important thing about being a man is knowing how to protect a woman.

If you want to hit her you have to go through me first!

Okay you little brat. Since you want to get hit so badly I will grant you that wish!

Ugly mushroom head

Hey... hey

Bao Zhu, be careful...